Dragon Ball Legends - An Abundant Harvest...of Despair! -

*Panting* What the hell is he playing at?! He just attacked me out of nowhere!!

Found you!

V-Vegeta!! Damn, you caught up to me already?!

Heh, heh, heh... Did you really think someone of your caliber could escape me?

Grr...!

H-Hey now, Vegeta! What's the big idea attacking me out of nowhere like that?

Hmph! Haven't you heard?

The winner of this Tournament of Time nonsense will have a chance to use the Super Dragon Balls to grant any wish.

What's more, those Super Dragon Balls are even more powerful than what we came here looking for.

There's no way I can ignore that!

In...In that case, we should be working together...!

Fool! Have you forgotten how a battle royal works? The last one standing is the winner!

...!

It seems you finally understand. Now, prepare to meet your end, Nappa!!

Th...Th-th-th-this is a joke, right?! Come on, Vegeta, please!!

(V-Vegeta is an elite warrior... I don't have a chance in hell of beating him in a fight... There's gotta be something I can do...! Anything!)

(Huh?! What's this by my feet?!)

(A Saibaman seed...? Dammit! There's no way this will be enough, but it's all I've got!)

Aw, hell! What's there to lose?!

I'm begging you here! You better be one tough Saibaman!

A Saibaman? Hah! You really think one of those things is going to help you beat me?

?!

What?!

Something's...not right...!

Grrryaaggh!

...

Tch! It's just a normal Saibaman after all. Don't scare me like that...

...No, wait... Something IS different about it. I think...

Yagh!

Hold on! It's not a Saibaman at all! Something strange, fresh, and...crisp- looking is growing around its neck!

It looks like... What was it...? Ah! It looks like that Earth food they call "lettuce"!

Geh, geh, geh!

Hey, you can fight, right?! What's your power level...?

Un...Unmeasurable?! Is my scouter broken?!

Hah, hah, hah! Is that your last hope? How pathetic, Nappa!

You should be relieved you couldn't read its power level. It can't be that different from a normal Saibaman's.

O-Okay, listen up, leaf head! Beggars can't be choosers, so you... You just gotta give it all you've got!!

Kyaaaaah!!!

Kyayaaah!!

Gaaaaah!!!

How...? But that's...impossible... How could...I lose to...something like that?

...

Wait... WHAT?! I've gotta be dreaming or something, right?! Did this plant brain really just kill Vegeta?! THE Prince Vegeta?!

I-Incredible!

With this thing's strength, forget the tournament, I could conquer the galaxy...! The whole damn universe even!

This... This is not just any ordinary Earth lettuce...!

I'm gonna call you Space-Lettuceman! No, wait!

Galaxy-Lettuceman!

Gakyakyaaa!!

Heh! What's got you all happy? You know, you're kind of a cute little fella. Who's a good boy? Time to go killin' for papa!!

Gaaahahahahaa!!!

Kyeh-kyeh!

Hm? What is it?

Cris...crisp...

Gigyaaah!!

It...multiplied?!

D-Don't tell me this green goon can use the energy from its enemies to multiply all on its own?!

Wait...so that means it's basically an infinite source of battle power?! Heh! Looks like I found myself a golden goose! ...Err, golden lettuce!

Gigigih!

Ouch!! What was that for?!

Kikiki...! Geh, geh!!

Hm...? Ah...I got ya! You're trying to tell me you want to use your power to conquer the galaxy! Is that right?

...Kikih!

That's what I thought! Of course! Heheh, I like your style!!

Kyeh!!

Alright...! We're both fired up, so let's get to it, Galaxy-Lettuceman! Time to become rulers of the galaxy!

Kyeeeh!!

Go! Galaxy-Lettuceman!

Yagyaaah!!

Guhaaagh!!

Gyayayaah!!

Ugh... Uwaah... Ahh...

Cris...crisp...

Get 'im, Galaxy-Lettuceman!

Kyeeeh!

Graaagh!!

Gyahiii!!

Ack... Ugh... Wh...What is the meaning of this...? Urk...

Cris...crisp...

Our team's grown pretty big! Heh, heh, heh... Let's keep this up and make it even bigger!

Gigih!

Gah?!

A pebble?! Wh-Who did that?! Who's the chump that threw a pebble at me?!

(These salad stooges...! Th-They aren't turning on me now...right?!)

Gigih! Kyekyeh!!

...Huh? Oh, you just wanna play, is that it?

Gigiiih!!

Y-Yeah... Yeah! That's gotta be it! Of course you guys wouldn't be attacking me for real! Hahaha!!

Hate to say it, but we don't have time to play. We've got places to go and enemies to kill! Let's go! Keep it moving!

...Gegegeh...

Do it, Galaxy-Lettuceman! Finish them!!

Kyeh gigiiih!!

Gwaaargh!!

We...We're Lord Frieza's top generals... How could we be helpless?!

Heheh... They're about to bite the big one.

Here's an idea! Why don't I finish these two off? I'm gonna get rusty if I always let you lot do it. Let me at 'em!

...

Gigiiih!

Grahaaagh!!

Whoa! H-Hey! I told you I was gonna finish them off, didn't I?!

Yagyaaaaah!!

S...Stop...this... What... What are you...? Aargh...!

H-Hey now, you guys. You didn't just ignore a direct order...did you?

Gyih?

W-Well, whatever! Letting your henchmen let loose from time to time is the mark of a strong, magnanimous leader, after all!

Ha...Haahaha!!

Cris...crisp...

Get back! Get away from meeeee!!

Kikyaaah!!

Graaaagh!!

Cris...crisp...

Kikih...

Oh! Looks like our crew got bigger!

Wow...! This is incredible! It's like a whole field of lettuce stretching as far as the eye can see!

Yigyiiih!

Ack!!

Wh-Why you...! What was that for?!

Geh, geh, geh...

Damn! I lost 'em...!

Hey, where did those two leafy losers who just hit me go?!

Giiih? Gigyagya...

You don't know, huh...? Tch! Little rebels! When I find them, I'll chop 'em up and have them as a side dish for dinner!

The rest of you better not go rotten like that! Listen to your damn orders!

...Gigih...

Geez... You just can't find good minions these days. They're all so bigheaded!

Alright, alright... Gotta keep it cool! Listen up, sprouts! Get out there and turn those morons into mulch!

...

Geh, geh, geh...

Quit snickering and get going!

Gyiiih? Geh, geh, geh...

Hey! I told you to stop laughing!! Hurry up and get a move on!!

...

What are you doing?! You really think you can just defy me?

...Kyikih...kikikih!

Tch! About time you got off your... Hey, you lot too! Get going with the rest of 'em!

(...)

(This is strange... Is it just me or are they being a bit too rebellious? Has it always been like this...? Feels like they were more obedient before...

(If... If they start ignoring my orders and turn against me, then...)

Th-There's no way that could happen! I'm clearly overthinking things...!

Geh, geh, geh...

Whoa?! Some of you were still hanging around here? Come on now, get the lead out! You'll fall behind!!

Yagyagyaaah!!

Hey, hold it! Where do you think you're going?! That ain't the way!!

Kyeeeh!!

Oh, what do we have here? Are these the terribly vicious vegetables I've heard heard so much about?

Perhaps this is fate. One mustn't waste a good opportunity. How about it? Won't you serve under me?

Geh, geh, geh...

Gegyagyagyaaa!

Oh...? You plan to fight me, do you?

Dear me... This is why I hate gardening. There's just no end to the weeds... You'll die, you know?

Haah...! Haah...! I finally caught up to ya... You minions sure do know how to cause trouble!!

Huh?! L...L-L-L-Lord Frieza?! What a surprise! I never expected to meet you in a place like this!

And you are...? Ah, yes, Vegeta's lackey... Do excuse me, but did you say these are your minions?

...I see. Then this could only mean one thing: you Saiyans have finally begun your little rebellion.

Huuuh?! Wha...? Wh...Wh-What would give you that idea?!

That's not! Look, if these goons did something to upset you, you have my sincerest apologies!

Geh, geh, geh...!

Oh, please, save your breath. All who dare to oppose me shall share the same fate: summary execution.

B-But that's!

Since you don't seem to understand the gravity of the situation, why don't I tell you just how powerful the being you chose to defy really is.

My power level is... 530,000!

F-Five hundred... thirty thousand?!

(W-We're done for...!!)

(These Galaxy-Lettucemen are strong, but this is Lord Frieza we're talking about! There's no way they can win!!)

Yes... But, have no fear. I have no intention of using my full power on the likes of you.

As a kindness, I shall turn you and your cabbage cohort into compost in an instant!

Urgh...!

(So much for "rulers of the galaxy," huh? It was a good run, but this is farewell... Thanks, Galaxy-Lettucemen...)

Gyoaaah!!

(I really thought we were all goners, but...)

Kiyaaah!!

Geh, geh, geh...!

What?! My attack did nothing?!

(Y-You're kidding me, right? These guys aren't actually going...to kill Lord Frieza, are they?!)

Kyeeeh!!

Guhaaah!!

But...they are no more than mere produce... And I am... the emperor of the universe...! Hrk... Guh...

I...I can't believe it...!

Kikeh! Kikikih!

You...! Stop that! Stop that this instance, YOU WEEDS!!! I'll...I'll kill you all...!!

STOOOOOP!!!

S...top...

...

Cris...crisp...

They... They did it! They actually defeated Lord Frieza!

Th...That's fantastic! You guys are unbelievable!!

...

...!

Now, hold on a minute. You guys are just playing around again...right? Come on, cut it out...

GYEEEH!!!

Grnaaah?!

Oh... Oh man... Y-You guys... Did you really just attack me? Y-You're not... You're not actually gonna turn on me...right?

Cris...crisp...

Hey... Listen to me! Don't just stand there "crisp"ing!

Cris-cris-crisp...

Cris-cris-crisp... Cris-cris-crisp... Cris-cris-crisp...

Criscriscriscrisp Criscriscriscrisp Criscriscriscrisp

Huh...?! What in the hell are you doing?!

KYEEEH!!!

ARRRGGGGH?!

Urg... Guh...

Th-This can't be happening... Does this mean that they're not gonna follow my orders anymore...?

...

I-I've gotta run...! Or else... Or else I'm gonna end up like Vegeta and the rest!

Kyeeh...

Eeek?! I-Is there one nearby?!

...

...I must be losing it...

Ohhh crap... Why is this happening to me? Why do I have to sit here hiding like some coward...?

It wasn't supposed to be this way...! If this is a dream, I'm about ready to wake up!!

First Vegeta... And now Lord Frieza... There's no one left to stop them...!

I... I don't care who it is... Please... Let there be someone... anyone, who can put a stop to this...!

Please! Somebody! Heeeeeelp!!

Kamehame...ha!!

Gugyaaah!!

Whoa-whoa-whoa?!

Phew! That was a close one!

Wh...Wh-wh-wh?!

(What tremendous power...! He mowed down those Galaxy-Lettucemen like it was nothing!)

Hm? Hey, I feel like I've seen you somewhere before... Hmm...

Oh! I got it! You were that guy who came with Vegeta to attack the Earth!

Y-You know Vegeta and me? I don't remember ever meeting you, though...

Really...?

...Ahhh! You must be from a time before we fought!

Hehe... Guess that kinda thing can happen during the Tournament of Time...

Wh-What are you talking about?

Hey, don't sweat it! My name's Goku!

Chi-Chi asked me to go deliver some lettuce, but then I suddenly found myself here.

There were a bunch of those weird lettuce guys causing trouble, so I was going around taking them out to be safe!

You... You're joking, right? You mean to tell me you're taking on those Galaxy-Lettucemen just "to be safe"...?

(...Hold on a moment. I thought all hope was lost, but with this guy's help...!)

If I take too long, Chi-Chi's gonna get really mad, so I gotta get going and take care of the rest of those guys! Later!

Wait...! Hold on! I'm going too!!

Huh? You are?

That's right. They're my minions. I brought them into this world, so it's only right that I take them out!

Oh, it is, huh? Guess you're not all bad after all!

...Wait, did you just say they were your minions? You "brought them into this world"...?

Oh... Damn...

But...there's no way, right? You're telling me you created those lettuce monsters?!

They're not "lettuce monsters"! They're Galaxy-Lettucemen!

"Galaxy-Lettucemen"? What a dumb name!

D-Dumb?! It's a super cool name!!

Hmm, I'm not sure about that... Doesn't make much sense, you know?

Wha?!

...Well, whatever! If you wanna help clean up the mess you made, I won't stop you! Let's go!

Right...!

Ha...haha... It's nothing but lettuce monsters. They're everywhere...

H-Hey, you! If you stay here, those leafy fiends are gonna take you away!

There's a rumor going around that if they snatch you up, they'll suck out your energy!

Gyagyaah!!

Ahhhhhh!!

Save meeeee!! I don't wanna goooooooo!!

Kyeeeh!!

S-See...! We've gotta get somewhere safe!!

Hahah... Somewhere safe...? No such place. This planet is already done for. They'll have to rename it to Planet Lettuce...

What in the blazes are you saying?! Fine. Stay here! But I'm run...

Kyeh-kyeeeh!!

EEEK!!! Th-They found us! Stop... Please! Leave me alone...!

Haha... At least we won't have to fear lettuce anymore... We can be at peace. Hahaha...

Gyagyagyaaah!!

UWAAAAAH!!!

Is this it?! The place the people in town were saying victims get dragged off to by the Galaxy-Lettucemen...?!

Yeah, they were saying once you get taken here, they suck out your energy...

And by doing that, they can multiply infinitely... That means there's no way we can stop them now, right...?

No, there's gotta be a way... Come on, you must have some ideas! You created them, right?

You're puttin' me on the spot here...

Kyeh-kyeh!

Hm? What is it?

Cris...crisp...

Gigyaaah!!

S...top...

...

Cris...crisp...

They...They did it! They actually defeated Lord Frieza!

"Cris"... "Crisp"... Wait a minute...

...Maybe the only one who can "crisp"... is that very first one...?

Huh?

I've got it!!

The very first Galaxy-Lettuceman is the only one that can multiply!

Seriously?! Then that means...!

If we can just chop that one up, they won't be able to multiply anymore!

Exactly!!

Alright... Now that we have a plan, maybe things are finally looking...

Hey! Check it out!

Cris...crisp...

Ugh... Uwaaah...

Agghhh...

Yagyah!! Gyaaah!!

Cris...crisp...

If you just want an autograph...then I'll sign all you want...just...spare my life... Grk... Noooo...

Cris...crisp...crisp...

Ah... Ahhh... How could...an elite warrior like me...end up like...this...? I'm sorry, so please...spare me...

That's...!!

Crispsp...!

It's been a while, hasn't it? My very first Galaxy-Lettuceman...!!

CRIS-CRISPSP!!!

Guah...?! Wh-What's up with this intense pressure...?

Seems like it's gotten pretty tough after sucking up all that energy...!!

Yagyagya...!!

It's even got its own hoard of minions now...! Alright, we gotta stay focused!

Y-Yeah! Let's do this!!

Giiiiih!!

Urgaaah?!

You okay?!

*Gasp*... *Wheeze*...

Y...Yeah... Barely...even felt it...!

I'm gettin' angry!! How dare you defy me like this...! Once I'm done with you, you won't even be fit for fertilizer!

Urg... Raaagh!!

Gigyeh...!!

W-Whaddya think about that...!! You get it now?!

I'm a certified elite-class warrior...!! You think I'm gonna let you leafy green bastards get the better of me?!

Heheh...! Nice one! I'm impressed!

Oh, shut it! It's time to finish this! On my mark...!!

You got it...!!

HAAAAAH!!!

GYAARRGHHH!!!

Is...Is it finally dead...?!

Yeah... Looks like it is.

Gih gieeeh...!!

Would ya look at that...! Once the original Galaxy-Lettuceman died, the rest of 'em withered right up...!!

Ha...hahaha! We...We won!! Hah! That'll teach ya to mess with me!

You know none of this would have happened if you hadn't planted that seed in the first place, right?

W-Well sure, but...! Look, we won, so it's all good, right?!

...Man, they sure were strong, though... I can hardly believe we won...

...

Hey, where ya goin'?

I was just wondering if maybe...just maybe...there might still be one left... You know?

Huh?

I mean, only that first one was able to multiply, right? So I was thinking...

What if there's a leftover, but this time I trained it right and it obeyed me...

Hey, you should come with me! If we had a Galaxy-Lettuceman, we could take over the whole galaxy...!

I really couldn't care less about that. I've still gotta finish what Chi-Chi asked me to do.

Besides, isn't that exactly how all of this got started? Haven't you learned your lesson yet? Sheesh...!

Quit acting stupid and get movin'!

Wha?!

...Is what Chi-Chi is always telling me, but I guess I'm not really one to talk though, am I? I've still got lettuce to deliver! Heheheh!

Huh?!

Wh-Where am I? I'd just defeated the Galaxy-Lettucemen...

Hey, you fool! Break time's over! There are still more competitors in this battle royal for us to vanquish! Let's get a move on!!

V...Vegeta?! You're alive...? I thought that Galaxy-Lettuceman got you!

"Galaxy-Lettuceman"...? Are you still half-asleep? Get a move on, and make it crisp!

Crisp...?!

Is there a problem?

N-No... Of course not... Hahaha...

Tch... If you've gone senile, feel free to stay here and rot. I'm heading out.

...

I see... It was all just a dream...!

Well of course it was! It's so obvious! "Galaxy-Lettucemen"? Gimme a break...

There's no way something like that could actually exist! Gahahahaha!!

My bad, Vegeta! Wait for me!

Cris...crisp...