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Part 12, Chapter 5: Determined! Rilldo Strikes Back!

11 scenes, 324 lines

1. Episode 1, before battle

14 lines
Hyper Meta-Rilldo

I've come to put an end to you, Shallot.

Now, say your prayers!

Shallot

You again?! Didn't you learn your lesson last time?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Ha! What deluded you into thinking that you'd won our previous battle?

I hadn't even begun to show you my true power! Not to mention...

I've come prepared this time!

Cheelai

Wha?! He brought allies?!

Broly

Cheelai...get behind me!

Shallot

Broly! You protect Cheelai, ya hear?!

I'll handle these guys!

Broly

Okay!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Ho ho! Plan to face us alone?! How convenient...!

Shallot

The dogs were one thing, but even you've got some stupid secret plan cooked up...

If you think bringing a few lackeys is all it takes to beat me, then you've got another thing coming!!

2. Episode 2, before battle

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Shallot

Raagh!!

Cheelai

Haha! Those guys could barely land a hit! If Shallot keeps this up, the head honcho's gonna be toast!

Broly

...

No...that one's strong...

Shallot

Heh! You'll have to do better than...

(Wait! Where's Rilldo?! He was just here a second ago!)

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Hehehe...!

Shallot

...?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Haa!!

Shallot

Gaah?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

How was that? Using the data from our last bout, I narrowed down the precise moment you would drop your guard!

Victory is mine!

Shallot

Argh...! You may have gotten in a cheap shot after distracting me with your thugs...

But it's a bit early to be calling the match, don't ya think?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Hahaha! Fear not! This fight is far from over!

Lord Zahha's orders are to kill you, and I plan to wring every last breath from your body until the deed is done!

Shallot

Tch! Orders this, orders that...! Do you really enjoy doing whatever that bastard tells you to do?

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

There's no way that you could possibly understand...!

Shallot

...! That Ki...?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

No matter...

You'll be dead soon enough anyway!!

Haaa...! Haaa...!! HA HA HA!!

Shallot

I knew it! It's that dark Ki again!!

Giblet

A...ck...!! U...aaaaaaaagh!!

Shallot

(Isn't this just like with Buu?! The dark Ki was too much for his body to handle, and...!)

S...Stop it, Giblet! Don't power up anymore!!

Damn it! Don't you get it? Haven't you seen what happens to people who use that Ki?!

That stuff will seriously mess your body up! It could kill you even!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

None of that...matters...! It is all as Lord Zahha wishes...

And I'll use whatever dirty tricks, make any sacrifice...in order to carry out that wish!

Shallot

Are you an idiot?! There's no reason for you to push yourself this far for Zahha!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

There is...a reason...!!

So don't go spouting nonsense like you know anything!!

Broly

There he is...! Shallot's fighting him now...!

Cheelai

What's going on?! It's like the air suddenly got harder to breathe...!

Hey...! Do you think Shallot'll be okay?!

Broly

...

3. Episode 2, after battle

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Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Wroaaahh!

Shallot

Gugh...!!

Oooorah!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Guah?!

(I...I don't believe it! Even this power isn't enough?!)

Shallot

I've fought other guys that used that dark Ki, but you don't even come close to their strength.

Powered-up trash is still trash!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Wh...What?! How dare you insult m!!

Ugh?! Guagh...?!

Shallot

Looks like your body's deteriorating faster than the others too. You'll be nothing but a bucket of bolts at this rate.

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Guh...?! Wroaaaaaaah?!

Gah...argh...?! It...can't be...! My power...it's...!

Shallot

We only just started fighting and you're already like this?! I expected more!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...Argh...!

Not...yet...! I can...still fight...! Just you...watch...!

Just you watch...! This isn't the end!!

Shallot

What?

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Ugh...gahh...!! Haaa...haaa...!! I...cannot...!

I cannot...be defeated!! I will kill you, Shallot!!

4. Episode 3, before battle

12 lines
Shallot

Daaah!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Guwaah?!

Shallot

(His body's already on its last legs 'cause of that dark Ki...!)

(There's no way he can still fight... So why...?)

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Haaaah...! Haaaah...!!

Ugh...! Uuugh...!! Not...yet...!

I'm not done!!

Shallot

...?!

(What's with him?! Why won't he just admit defeat already?!)

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Wroahhhhh!!

Shallot

Tch...! This damn tin can!

Alright! Come at me then!

5. Episode 3, after battle

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Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Gwah?!

Shallot

You get it, don't you? You can't win!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...!! Wh...What?!

Shallot

Enough! It's over!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Ugh?! Gyaaahhh?!

Shallot

Hmph! What a waste of time.

Hey! Broly! Cheelai! It's safe to come out n...

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...Guh...!!

Shallot

...!!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Ugh...guuh...! Haaa...!! Haaa...!!

Shallot

You...you're gonna keep going?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Haa...haa...! I..."can't win"...huh?

...

...Don't...

Don't make me...laugh...! Ha...hahaha...!

Shallot

What did you say?!

6. Episode 4, before battle

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Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Haha...! Hahahahaha...!!

Shallot

What's so funny?! I already told you, you can't win!! It's over!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

You fool...!

Lord Zahha has absolute faith... ...in my abilities...!

That's all I need...to know that I'll be the one...walking away from this fight!

Just sit and watch!! I'll turn Lord Zahha's words... ...into reality!!

Shallot

What are you on about?! You think you'll win just because Zahha says so?!

Are you telling me that you'd just roll over and die if that's what he wanted?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Yes, that's right!! Lord Zahha's wish is my command!!

Shallot

...

There's no hope for you...!

Do you really think Zahha gives a damn about you? That he's thankful for anything you do for him?

Cut the crap and wake up already!! To him, you're just a tool to use and throw away when he's done!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...

Hmph... Even if you're right...

So what...?!

Shallot

...?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

I'll grant him whatever he desires... That is my wish!

Nothing you say will change that... For Lord Zahha will always be my one and only creator!

Shallot

Your...creator...?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

I don't need thanks...! And if I'm reduced to nothing but a tool, then so be it!!

I carry out Lord Zahha's plans of my own free will!!

Unlike you!!

Shallot

Guh?!

(Free will, huh?!)

(I thought this guy was just blindly following orders...but...!)

Are you an idiot?! There's no reason for you to push yourself this far for Zahha!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

There is...a reason...!!

Shallot

Dammit...! I'm the idiot! How could I not have realized sooner?!

I think I'm starting to understand how you feel...!

But! I still can't afford to lose he!!

(...?! Wh...What?! What's with this strange feeling?!)

(My...body...! It feels...sluggish...?!)

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Haha...!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo...!!

Shallot

Oh crap...!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Punch!!

Shallot

Gaah?! Aaargh?!

Cheelai

Wh?! Shallot just took a direct hit?!

Broly

Something's...strange about him...

Shallot

Agh...grr...! What's...happening...?!

...?! My transformation...?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Fwahahaha...!

It certainly took long enough, but it's finally having an effect!

Shallot

You... This is...

Poison...!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Yes, precisely...!

After analyzing your data, I realized that poison has been quite effective against you in the past!

You get it, don't you? You can't win!! Fwahahahahaha!!!

Shallot

(This is bad...!)

(Wait! Where's Rilldo?! He was just here a second ago!)

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Hehehe...!

Shallot

...?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Haa!!

Shallot

Gaah?!

I was wondering why you were so pleased with that cheap shot you got in at the start...

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Perhaps you think it's a bit underhanded of me, but I believe I already told you, Shallot...

I'll use whatever dirty tricks, make any sacrifice... All to see you dead!!

7. Episode 5, before battle

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Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Daaaa!!

Shallot

Gah?! Gyah?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Haa...! Haaa...!! He...hehe...that's the stuff...!!

Now... I just have to finish you off!!

Shallot

Guh?! Argh?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Just a bit more...! Just a little bit more...!

And I shall fulfill your wish, Lord Zahha!! Hahahahahaha!!

Shallot

G...Grrr!!

(D...Dammit...! I'm such an idiot!)

(Letting myself get poisoned like this... I shouldn't have looked down on this guy...or his reason for fighting...)

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Now, Shallot, it's time to put an end to this!! Die!!

Shallot

...Guh?!

Broly

Stop!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Guoah!!

Shallot

Huh?! B...Broly?!

I thought I told you to protect Cheelai!

Broly

I know...but she told me...

To protect my friend...

Shallot

...!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Tch...! People should learn to mind their own business...!

Broly

Shallot is a friend who has taught me many things...! That is why...!

You're done for!!

8. Episode 6, before battle

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Hyper Meta-Rilldo

That bastard...! How dare he get in my way...!!

Broly

You don't know how to fight fair...so you'll have to face me too!!

Shallot

(Fair...?)

(Well, he's not wrong...but...)

(Even this guy has his own reasons for going this far...!)

...

Broly! I can take things from here!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...?!

Shallot

I'm the one he's after, so I need to handle this alone!

Broly

B...But, he cheated!

Shallot

Heh! That was hardly cheating!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...

Shallot

Well, I guess you did do me a solid coming in to save me... What does Cheelai always say? Oh, right! Thank you!

Broly

...! Y...Yeah!!

Shallot

Just sit tight with Cheelai and keep a close eye on my fight, okay?

Broly

Okay...! Good luck!!

Shallot

...

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

What are you playing at? That poison I used on you is the real deal, you know?

Why are you still trying to act tough?! Your friend could've helped you out...!

Shallot

It's just like I said to Broly...! I'm the one you're after, so I have to do this!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Hmph...! You're incomprehensible... Do you feel sorry for me...? Or is this just your Saiyan nature?

Seems to me like I'm still being underestimated here!!

Shallot

I'm not underestimating anything!

To be honest, I don't understand your obsession with Zahha one bit!!

But...I can feel your resolve... And I can tell that you're prepared to do anything...!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...!

Shallot

Even if that means using poison or dark Ki...!

You don't care what anyone thinks or what happens to your body... As long as you can kill me...

You're not doing this because of orders, you're doing this because you want to...! Because you made that choice...!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...

Shallot

That pride, willpower, and resolve are what make you tough...!

Giblet

What the hell?! Why?! Why won't you stay down?!

Goku Black

Your pathetic attempts at resistance confound me... Do you not know shame?

Golden Frieza

But I think your body has had just about enough.

Shallot

I know because I'm the same way...!

So I won't make fun of you anymore...

I'm done underestimating you...! And I won't judge your methods!!

Come at me with all you've got, and see if you have what it takes to kill me! That's the kind of fight I want!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...!!

Shallot

Ugh...!! Wroaaaaah...!!

Haaaa!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

How...?! S-Super Saiyan...God...?! How can he...?!

Shallot

Now! Let's do this!!

9. Episode 6, after battle

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Shallot

Haaaa!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Daaaa!!

Ngh...!!

Shallot

*pant* *pant* Tch... Super Saiyan God isn't enough... This poison's holding me back...!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

No, this is all wrong...! Your body should be broken... You shouldn't be able to fight...!

So how can you still transform?! How can you still move?! You should be well past your limit!!

How?! How...?!

How?!

Shallot

...

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

I used poison! I put my life on the line!! So why won't you die?! Do you exist just to mock me?!

Shallot

It's simple...! I've got my own reasons for living and fighting on!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...?!

Shallot

Zahha's done some stuff that I can't let slide...

So I'm gonna beat him down and put a stop to his plans...

Because that's what friends do!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Friends...? You consider yourself friends? With Lord Zahha?

Ha...friends...!! To think you hold such ridiculous delusions... That's why you're able to push past your breaking point?!

Why don't you cut the crap...?! Your fake friendship...

Shallot

...?! Wh?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Is no match for my absolute loyalty to Lord Zahha!!

Shallot

...! That dark Ki again...!

So you think you can push past your limit too?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Haa...haa...! Of...course...!!

If scum like you can do it...then why not me...?!

Shallot

I guess you've got a point! Oughtta be a piece of cake for a guy as tough as you!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Just you wait...Shallot!!

I'll make you regret spouting such delusions of friendship!!!

Shallot

Fine by me!! It's about time we put an end to this, Rilldo!!!

10. Episode 7, after battle

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Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Gaa...?! Haa...?!

Shallot

Now do you get it?!

I've won this fight!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Gu...ugh...?! Oughhhh?!

Shallot

*pant* *pant* *pant*

Cheelai

L-Look! He did it! Shallot won! I think...?

Broly

Yes! This is Shallot's victory... Such an...amazing battle!

Shallot

Guh...ugh... *cough* *splutter*

(I guess...I went a bit overboard this time... That poison must've spread 'cause I can't move a muscle right now...)

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Argh...ugh...!

Shallot

Damn...you are tough...!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Ugh...guh...! I'm...not...done...!

Gah...?! Arrrghh?!

Shallot

...! Looks like he can't keep the dark Ki under control!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Geh...! It...can't...?!

Ugh?! Gyaaaah!!

Shallot

(He doesn't have the strength to fight it...! There's nothing that can save him now...)

It's...over...

11. Episode 8, before battle

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Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Gah...?! Gugh?! Aaarrrrgh?!

N...No...! It...can't be...over...

I...can't...die... I must...fulfill...Lord Zahha's... wish...

Shallot

...

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

I won't...! I won't die...! As long as I breathe...

As long...as I...still live...! Lord...Zahha's...wish...!

???

That's enough...

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...!!!

Shallot

That voice...!

Zahha

You've done enough, General Rilldo...

Shallot

Za...!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Lord...Zahha...?!

P-Please...forgive me...

Zahha

Don't speak... You'll only die sooner...

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...! Lord...Zahha...! To think you'd be worried about...

Zahha

You misunderstand. A death like this is much too trite. That is all.

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...What?

Argh?! Gyaaaaaagh!!!

Shallot

Huh...?!

Zahha

I never thought you had it in you to defeat Shallot...

So I took manners into my own hands and left a little contingency plan in your body... A bomb, I guess you could say...

But not just any bomb... A one-of-a-kind bomb made with the power of the Omnificence Crystal!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

...?!

Zahha

It'll blast this whole area to smithereens...and Shallot along with it...

Thanks to you General Rilldo, my wish will be granted! I'm sure that this must fill you with joy, no? Fwahaha...!

Shallot

Zahha!! You...bastard!!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

It's...!!

It's an...honor...! I will do anything...to be of service to my creator, Lord Zahha!

Zahha

...

That's a shame...

I guess we'll call this experiment a failure then... I just wanted a fearlessly loyal pawn to play a part in my plan...

...but your insipid prattle bores me to no end!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Lord Zahha...?

Zahha

You weren't entirely useless, but you're just no fun...and there are plenty of others that can take your place...

As a tool, Shallot was far more useful...

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Shallot...was more...useful...?!

Shallot

H-How could you...?! How could you say that to him?!

Even if he was just your tool, Rilldo accepted that role with pride...!!

Zahha

And what if that pride was just a fabrication?

Shallot

...?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Wha?!

Zahha

I suppose there's no point in keeping you under my control...

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Ahh...? Aaahhhh...!!

Zahha

Finally come to your senses? Your pride and your fealty to me were all just an illusion...

Along with your belief that I was your creator.

Shallot

What...?!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Lord...Zahha...? Wait...no...! I was created by... someone else...

Zahha

Ah, finally... That's the face I wanted to see. I always knew you had it in you.

Really, I should be thanking you. You're sacrificing yourself all because of some false loyalty to me. Hahaha...!!

Shallot

Grrr...! Zahha...!! How could you...?!

Zahha

Now, General Rilldo...farewell. And take Shallot with you...!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

Gwoahhhhh!!!

Shallot

(...?! This isn't good!!!)

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

N-No! I don't want to die...!! Why is this happening to me...?!

Shallot

Zahha, you bastard!!!

Hyper Meta-Rilldo

It...it can't be...!!

It can't be!!!