Unsweet Honeymoon

Hello, Master! Are you here?

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How mean! Darling, this Master is neglecting his duties.

...Darling?

Um, please don't stare at me like that.

Fuukaaaa!

It's fine, it's all right, it's not like it'll hurt you.

...Hmph!

You (Orion) are in trouble, aren't you?

That's right. I'm in trouble. Physically.

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Darling, This person is so heartless.

Just because Mash is here is no excuse!

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...Just tell them what you want already.

Okay! Um, we want to go to France!

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Our honeymoon!

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We're here...

Wow, so this is France! It's wonderful! The air's so different than Greece!

Sorry, she's being so selfish...

Let's get this honeymoon started! First, the Arc de Triomphe!

The Arc de Triomphe was built in 1806, so it doesn't exist yet...

How about the Eiffel Tower?

That's 1887. If you're willing to wait another 450 years or so...

Aww! No way!

Right, right, are you done? Let's just wander around a bit and go home.

I really don't feel like going on a tourist trip...

Sigh... I guess we'll have to see the towns or something.

But it's probably boring without the Arc de Triomphe or Eiffel Tower... Let's go, but don't expect too much.

Aww, it really is boring. The only things different are the buildings and clothes.

There's people, there's dogs...

And there's monsters...

...Why are there monsters here? Oh, forget it. Let's just fight them! Help me out!

What? I don't wanna!

Just do it!

Okaay. It can't be helped, let's kill them!

Whew. I didn't expect to see monsters...

What are they doing here? This world was repaired, right?

Something might be happening. We have to look into it.

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Huh? But our honeymoon...

Right, right. Well, the honeymoon's delayed.

Noooo...

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Oh, fine! Fine! Listen, Artemis.

"This is our honeymoon." We're fighting monsters on our honeymoon.

We'll sightsee and beat bad guys. Good times all around.

Orion...

Sounds fun, right? Sounds great, right? I know it sounds totally fun to me!

...Yeah, you're right! Darling, I love you!

Your love is way too clingy. No thanks.

That's so mean!

...Master, do those two like each other, or not?

...I'm not sure.

I-I see.

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Love is... Very deep.

Where are we?

An abandoned military camp, I think. There shouldn't be anything interesting here.

Yeah, the only interesting things would be... You see all those bags in the corner?

Yes, I do...

Body bags, right?

They are.

...They're moving around.

Aah! That's scary! Orion, protect me!

It's the other way around, dummy! I need you to protect me!

So this time it's the living dead, huh? Artemis, let's fight!

Okay! Orion needs my help, which powers me up! Let's go!

...Whew. That was hard work.

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Master, don't say that. It's depressing... It makes me really sad...

Sad Orion is so cute! Mmmmmmm!

You'll crush me! You're crushing me! And I'm not cute, I'm cool!

Come on, let's go somewhere else. This time, I'd like someplace that doesn't smell like blood!

O-Okay, we'll go somewhere else.

...This place reeks of blood!

I'm sorry. But this castle should have been purified long ago

Aww, my honeymoon... Our trip as newlyweds...

Don't worry, as long as we defeat whatever's lurking here, I'm sure the smell will be gone.

Hmph... I'm really irritated now! Whoever runs into me should just blame their fate!

Let's go, Orion, Master!

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Okay, we beat them!

Sigh, oh brother... I'm tired (mentally, even though I did nothing)...

To think Lamias nested up in the castle...

My honeymoon is ruined...

...Hmm? Hey, Artemis.

What is it, Darling?

Here.

Huh? This is...a ring?

The Lamia had it... Well, you want a ring for your honeymoon, right?

Oh...

Listen, I know a ring I took off a Lamia isn't going to make you that happy

No, I'll treasure it! I'll treasure it forever! Yay! Hooray!

Sigh. Oh, brother...

Master, Mash. Sorry for the trouble.

Not at all. ...I see. Their love is very complex.

But it's kind of nice to watch.

I-It's not like that, okay!? This is... um... it's not like that!

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It's not like that, I said Argh, whatever! Mash, just let me snuggle between your breasts!

Please stop using me as a way to get out of trouble!

...What are you doing, Darling? You idiot! Idiot! IDIOT!