Conqueror of Life

Hrm... What is this wasteland?

I came along excited about the prospect of a new battle, but this place is cold and bare.

Really? I thought the great King of Conquerors who trampled the Persian desert would find this place nostalgic.

Fool. The glorious battlefields of my memories were blazing gold at day and like tranquil moonlight at night. A sea of sand so mystical, it roused the heart.

It's nothing like this empty bore of a ruin. It's vastly different in epicness and scale.

Wouldn't you say an empty plain like this is rather convenient for battle, since you don't need to worry about harming innocent bystanders?

Convenient!? If it's not a fruitful land that gets the heart pumping, how do you know what you're fighting for!

What you're fighting for, huh. Then, may I ask, why do you fight?

It's obvious! To conquer! To reach the undiscovered land and claim it as my own!

...I see. I expect nothing less from you, Senpai. You have summoned yet another troublesome Heroic Spirit.

...I feel that's putting it lightly... He's almost a supervillain...

Now, now. There's no need to be so pessimistic.

In order to have a harmonious relationship with Servants, a positive outlook on things is most important, Mash.

Are you saying that you have no problem controlling Servants, no matter how extraordinary of a Heroic Spirit they are?

Perhaps that's just your positive thinking talking? ...To be honest, I'm a little concerned about your optimism...

No. In a situation as desperate as this, confidence and optimism are our ultimate weapons.

Fujimaru has proven yet again his high suitability as a Master.

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Fou??? (Suspiciously)

King of Conquerors. You seem unimpressed with the world you've been summoned to, but why not think of it this way?

The crisis of destruction we are facing right now has the potential to make every land of this world into barren wastelands.

Which means the enthralling land that you seek to conquer will no longer be if nothing is done.

Oh-ho? That is a grave concern. This is no battle. It's simply a disaster.

You are not wrong to think so. To be honest, we do not fully understand the enemy ourselves.

No matter what it may be, as long as it has a physical body that bleeds when I cut it, I'll have no problem fighting.

Basically, you just want me to slaughter those ghastly creatures coming right at us, yeah?

...Say what!? Oh crap! Look out, you're surrounded!

...Hm. Now that I've fought against some, I understand. This is no battle. This is some kind of cataclysm.

Meaning?

There's no passion in the enemy's fist. No emotion nor warm blood coursing through them. They are like locusts or portents of disaster. They are no warriors.

...Um, so you're saying, they're like ghosts?

Hm. I cannot simply let such creatures roam free.

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Indeed. With another conquest up ahead, it seems we need to settle this matter first.

This is a bizarre turn of events, but as you've summoned me, I shall offer you my sword, Master.

Ah yes! Now this is what Servant cooperation is all about! See how negotiation can make anything possible, Mash?

To be honest, I was on guard when I heard the King of Macedonia was here, but he's quite the man! He's so heroic, but not too rough!

I wouldn't call it negotiation... I feel like the fight convinced him.

Now that's settled, we need to prepare!

Military strategies change with the time and place. I must learn more about this era!

Ah! That's quite convincing coming from the great hero who sought world domination!

Being summoned as a Servant granted me knowledge of your era, but it does not feel real yet.

Yes, I need...personal experience...

And what kind of preparations do you have in mind?

First and foremost, information from literature. And a map.

...I'm a little surprised that you'd be so meticulous in forming military strategies.

Obviously. A guide is necessary when exploring foreign lands. Maybe not an interpreter, but I do want literature to help steer our way.

Prepare something that lists must-see sights, local foods, and what times are the busy times. Make sure they don't skimp on the details.

...Huh?

And...clothing. We wouldn't be fully immersing ourselves in local fare if it's just food and lodging.

Attire unique to that country! Just a wardrobe change changes your entire perspective!

My retainers all hated to do it. But it really is amusing.

...Look at that smile. It's like saying, "I can get anything I want." A royal ego like that reminds me of Gil... I mean, a different king that we know.

But when King Iskandar says it, I think I understand why his retainers would give in.

So, this is the king who thought to slice through the Gordian Knot. Only Senpai could summon a Servant like this!

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Well, um...yeah. I guess it wouldn't kill us to have a, uh, couple people around with one or two screws loose.

On that same note, maybe it wouldn't be so strange to have a king who mixes up tourism with conquest.

Foooou?

My point is, no matter what this Heroic Spirit's interpretation of the situation is...

As long as we can count on him in battle, I don't see any issue... I guess?

Hahaha! That's the spirit!

As my contractor, that's the attitude you need!

Hahahaha! There's nothing to fear! Life itself is a battle. Those who enjoy it will be victorious!

No matter your predicament, first eat your fill! Sing! Rest! Then you can worry about it after!

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Foooou... (Dumbfounded)