Saber Slayer, Chapter Battle

Ages have passed since the last match, and I've Caliburn'd down countless Sabers.

At last, the time has come!

The time has come, huh...

I-I'm fine, Senpai!

I'm just a little tired...

N-No, definitely not, Senpai!

I'm just a little tired...

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I'm not sure why, but I think Mash is starting to feel a little under the weather.

Foouu...

Competitors for the next match, enter! On the east side, a competitor from the Far East...

...defeating countless Sabers with overwhelming power, it's Mysterious Heroine X... AKA

MYSTERIOUS HEROINE X!

I'm telling you, that's redundant.

And on the west side, from Rome...comes a lady who's taken time away from running the country!

We the people have been waiting for you! The Emperor of Rose, blooming in Eternal Rome!

HER MAJESTY NERO CLAUDIUS!

I thank you all for coming! I am the Fifth Emperor of the great Roman Empire...

Nero Claudius!

N-Nero's really popular, huh?

Well, this is her home...

Tch... If this was held in Britain, I know for a fact I'd be getting more cheers!

Umu, umu! An emperor must live up to the expectations of the people! Now how about a pre-match song!?

Your days of wickedness are at an end, tyrant Nero... Or should I say...

RED SABER!

What!? Y-You're...

Heh... Don't tell me you've forgotten this face. You're finished at last, Red Saber.

Sabers are supposed to be BLUE, you hear me? Black and white are not to be allowed either.

Well, personally I didn't mind that color lineup, but red is OUT! NO MORE RED!

Oh, she didn't mind it, huh?

I never gave permission for Sabers to be split into blue and red, anyway!

Then you come along, posing as this heinous, super-popular Emperor everyone loves...

I'm THROUGH letting you get away with your bluffing!

Y-You...

It's too late to beg for your life...

By the way, who are you?

DIIIEEEEE!

Tch, I don't know who you are, but you're good! E-Even I am surprised at how good you are, but I'll act tough anyway!

Heh... I truly am the strongest Saber. If you're willing to apologize and throw me a feast...

I just might forgive you.

But I cannot lose! Everyone! Give me your power to protect Rome from this invader!

Historically, you're the invader!

I-I can't believe you won... Such obsession, and such bizarre, inexplicable power...

Gasp! I remember you! How could I have forgotten?

You finally remembered? But it's too late n

You're Jeanne! You're Jeanne d'Arc, the girl with the amazing, voluptuous breasts!

THAT'S-DEFAMATION-CALIBUR!

I did it, Master! I defeated another Saber!

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Right! Leave it to me! I will beat all the other Sabers!

S-Senpai... Shouldn't you stop her soon?

How long are we going to be doing this?

Foou...