Fate/Grand Order story · Part 1: Observer on Timeless Temple, Second Singularity: Eternal Madness Empire: Septem

The Taboo

Second Singularity: Eternal Madness Empire: Septem. Britannia

3 scenes, 81 lines

1. Before the battle

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Mash

A demonic boar...in the forest?

Dr. Roman

Yeah, someone saw it in this forest lately, I hear.

Cú Chulainn

So you came to me? I'm not a hunter.

Besides, there are others better suited than me. Fionn's first spear, maybe. Know the guy?

Dr. Roman

Well, I don't think he'd want to deal with a boar... That's one of the biggest traumas in all his stories...

Your choice

You mean Diarm

Then maybe Ata

Dr. Roman

?!

Mash

Stop, Senpai. Everyone has something they don't like.

Fou

Fou...

Cú Chulainn

Oh, fine... Sure. Gáe Bolg was getting rusty anyway.

Oh, I see we're heading out now. In a rush, huh?

Mash

That's no boar, it's a stray homunculus. Master, prepare for combat!

2. Before the battle

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Cú Chulainn

I guess that's it, then. So, where's this boar?

Mash

That's strange. They said it attacks as soon as you enter the forest, but instead...we saw a homunculus...

Cú Chulainn

...Oh, here we go. Animal tracks. This one is big.

Dr. Roman

Good work. I guess no monster is a match for the great hero of Celtic legend, huh?

Cú Chulainn

Flattery will get you nowhere. Let's go, Master. Still...This is weird

Mash

Oh...Senpai, let's go.

Fou

Fou!

Cú Chulainn

Wait. There it is. This way.

Dr. Roman

Huh!? I'm not picking up anything on my end...

Cú Chulainn

Under those rocks. Looks like we've got a problem on our hands.

Mash

That's a big boar... But it's already dead.

Dr. Roman

It's huge... You can barely call it a boar now.

Cú Chulainn

Really? This is nothing, our boars had runes on their back.

Dr. Roman

Celtic boars ate runes, huh? That explains why some were tougher than dragons.

Mash

But what could kill a boar that's this size?

Cú Chulainn

We'll talk later missy. Here it is...Our real prey!

Dr. Roman

What! A chimera? Why is something like that here?

Mash

Master, get back. Let's do this!

Cú Chulainn

Looks like an unskilled mage is just letting it roam free... Well, whatever.

I don't know where a chimera's heart is, but your luck ran out when you met me.

It ain't a great heart, but it's worth aiming for. All right, your heart is mine!

3. After the battle

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Cú Chulainn

I guess chimera's heart is just as fragile. It was only playing dead, huh?

Mash

No, it was a strong enough enemy... Master, are you hurt anywhere?

Your choice

No, I'm fine.

By the way, what is that doing here?

Mash

?!

Cú Chulainn

...I see, so that's what's going on. Hey, step back a bit.

Should be around here. There we go.

Dr. Roman

Could that be...rune spells?

Mash

Senpai, there's a cave beneath the rock!

Cú Chulainn

It was being concealed by spells. This is an abandoned workshop.

Being third-rate doesn't mean it's okay to be sloppy, too. If you're gonna leave, at least tidy up.

Dr. Roman

I see. Test objects were left roaming free when the workshop was abandoned...

This boar hunt may have taken an odd turn, but can we say it's been taken care of?

Mash

What do we do with the remains of the chimera and the boar? We can't just leave them here...

Cú Chulainn

Yeah, how about turning them into a stew? The job's done, and I'm hungry!

Your choice

Boar stew? Sounds great!

Is Chimera stew even safe?

Cú Chulainn

?!

Sure you can eat it. You can eat anything, as long as it's muscle. Just make sure it's cooked and you're set.

Well, if it's rotten and gives me the runs after it's sterilized, I'll deal with it then.

Right, tonight we dine in style! I'll get this cooked up and share it with you Chaldea guys!

Fou

Foooooou!

Mash

...Speaking of which, you sure know how to cook. You're a Heroic Spirit of many talents, I guess.

Cú Chulainn

I've been on my own a lot in my life. Oh, the chimera tastes pretty good, huh?

Fou

Fou! (Nom nom)

Mash

You think it's good too, Fou?

Dr. Roman

I don't know if you people are fearless or what...

Who knows what's in a chimera, but you're just gobbling it down.

Your choice

It's surprisingly good!

It's fine like this.

Dr. Roman

?!

Cú Chulainn

...Hold it.

If this is a chimera, did it use dogs as parts?

Dr. Roman

Who knows? A chimera is made by fusing all sorts of creatures together.

It could contain any number of them. But, so what if it did?

Cú Chulainn

You should have told me that first, you idiot! I can't believe this! I'm leaving!

Mash

Huh!? You're done?

Cú Chulainn

I don't want it! See you! Dammit! I can't believe this!

Your choice

What's with him?

Oh, is it possible...

Cú Chulainn

?!

Dr. Roman

Oh, the Hound of Culann... He swore he'd never eat a dog, didn't he?

Mash

Didn't he consider himself a replacement... for the guard dog he killed? Ah, so that's why...(Nom nom)

Your choice

It tastes good, though...

We messed up.

Mash

?!

Fou

Fou!