Queen Anne's Revenge

Improvements and repairs complete! We fixed the hole in the bilge. No leaks found.

We also equipped the ram with the leftover scales. Things are going to get interesting.

Now... Asterios! Time for your unrivaled strength and dauntless courage to step up!

Uh... Uhhh!

Looks like your wound has healed. You really are durable. Just like my loser sister.

All right, go for it!

Uuuuhhh!

Whoaaaa! Incredible!

Damn, Asterios! There anything you can't do!? We all admire you... Uh, as men...

Ugh... Huh.

All right, men! Time to take our revenge on Blackbeard! Don't worry, this time we'll be fine!

Believe in me and follow me!

Hey Darling. Let's do that. The you-know-what.

That thing where I stand at the bow and extend both arms.

Yep, you can do it. By yourself. Be careful of seagulls.

You won't hug me from behind? So cruel!

Don't ask a plush toy for the impossible!

Hey Boss, what is that thing?

It's a harmless creature. Just let it be. Fou is way cuter anyway.

Fou!

Fou said, "Don't compare me to that."

Oh my... I'm sorry, Fou. Indeed, you have more class and flair.

...All right, we're setting sail! Ring the bell!

Boss! I've already found a pirate ship!

Let's take them down to liven things up!

Roger that!

We'll be entering unknown territory soon. We won't be able to use the Vikings' map anymore.

It'll be an adventure, so that's fine! The problem is Blackbeard's ship.

Even with just four Servants, it's still a formidable amount of enemies.

If we make a bad approach, their guns and cannons will destroy our ship.

We're way faster though. Should we use the ram to charge in?

These seas don't seem to have many obstacles... We'll probably encounter them from afar like last time.

If we were to have any chance, it would have to be during a Wild Hunt...

They don't notice us, we notice them, and then a storm hits at the perfect time

That's wishing for too much, really.

...How about we shoot arrows before they notice us, to confuse them?

They'll certainly be confused, but there are still Servants on their side.

...That woman with the musket is especially problematic. If it turns into a gunfight, I don't think the confusion tactic will work.

Why doesn't someone board their ship and cause a riot before the ships collide?

Are you stupid? How would someone board their ship before our ship... Oh.

...Something wrong?

Heheh. I am a goddess. But... I was technically summoned as Orion.

So I have control over Orion's power.

Ah, now I remember. Orion can walk on water.

You're the son of Lord Poseidon so you can walk on water... Wait, that's it?

...Look, even I wish I had slightly cooler powers!

I mean, walk on water? What am I, a water strider or something?

Aww, you're so cute when you're sad and gloomy! I just want to squeeze you tight! Squeeeeeeze...

Mash, comfort me in your bosom!

I refuse.

Ngyuu...

Anyway, we've been dealt a new card. Now, I have something to ask you guys...

Great. I'm excited but have a bad feeling...

Woo-hoo-hoo! Heh, heh, heh... Hohohohoho...

Gasp! Awww, once I wake up, my harem is nothing but a distant dream.

The only ones here are our teacher and the yuri couple in their own little world.

...Well, I happen to like yuri myself. Since sleeping alone is so lonely (glance)

Incredible, Anne. This captain wants to sleep with us.

For someone with zero popularity, or rather, negative popularity, that's rich.

Actually, we didn't appear in your dreams, did we? If so, I'll just have to hit you with my gunstock till you forget.

Heh heh. So many heroines populate my dreams, I just don't remember.

Incredible, Anne. The captain has lumped us together as mob heroines.

Yes♪ Let's kill him, after all♪

...Huh? Hey Captain, your enemies are here. That Francis Drake.

Euryale-chan is here? And the Holy Grail, too!

Most likely. I have to say, they're out for revenge a lot earlier than expected.

Yahoo! Prepare to receive them!

Well, I guess we don't have a choice. Let's get to work.

Yeah, you're right. But I'm pretty sure I opened a big hole in their bilge... What did they do?

What's more important is how they're coming back after such a severe beating.

...They have something up their sleeve. But I have nothing to do with it.

Mmm? Are they planning to charge straight in without a plan?

A reckless and self-destructive assault! Pretty unusual for that old hag.

Not exactly, Captain. Isn't the one at the bow the Servant you're infatuated with?

Euryale-chan? What's this about my Euryale-chan? Bow! Is she at the bow?

Yay! Euryale-chan! Come spread your arms at the bow with me

Huh?

Tch, I missed. No, I feel like I missed on purpose.

I felt like my arrow would be soiled...

I'm sorry, but can you try to aim and shoot him down? Your arrows are disposable. Deal with it.

If we don't get him now, Captain Drake and I have to fight that Servant in close combat.

I know. But instead of hitting Blackbeard directly

It's better if I hit someone else. That's how my "arrow" works.

Some of them are boarding our ship.

There aren't many, so let's defeat them quickly.

Hey comrades! If you get hit by Euryale-chan's arrows I'll kill you off immediately, so be careful!

...Huh? Captain, what on earth are you saying...

Ow?

...Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... Ohhhhh!

You scum... You scum! For Lady Euryale's sake... Die!

Huh? Captain, why did you... Ugh... Ah

See, now your blood got my shirt all dirty. Remember, DEATH is what happens when you're careless!

A-Aye, aye, sir!

Missy Anne! Missy Anne!

Please don't call to me in that creepy voice. What is it, Captain?

Gigigi. Say, why don't you go pew pew at them!

If it wasn't for the disruption, I would have done so.

Countin' on ya♪

Let's see... Don't tell me this is all you got, old hag-chan?

Of course not, pervert captain.

...Above!?

Hi♪

An angel... There is an angel here... There is an angel... But who are you?

A Servant!?

I am Orion! I'll kill all of you☆

Ugh!

Gyah!

I'll go! You keep shooting there, Anne!

Gotcha!

...Geez. They sure work their plush toys really hard. One, two. One, two. One, two.

We're almost in cannon range! Grab all reserve ammo from the arsenal!

Sure, sure, show me where it is, please...

Hai, yaa! Take that!

Gyah!

Dammit! Missy Mary! I'm counting on you!

You don't need to say it!

Oh human, I'd be troubled if you get too close to me.

Figures. Since you're probably an Archer from the looks of it!

Exactly! Bye-bye now!

Hey, wait!

Artemis! Tell them we're ready!

Darling! Understood, Captain!

All right! Helmsman, hard to starboard! Get a good angle! We'll rip through its belly with the ram!

Gotcha, Boss! Hard to starboard!

What is that small thing. ...That small thing...

Oh... My... God! Everyone, hold on!

It's gonna explooooooooooode!

What?

Explode?

Ah, so that's what's going on! Dammit!

E-Explosions! In the ammo hold!

That went well, Darling!

I-I thought I'd die down there! I lit the fuse and ran! Ran at full speed!

You bastards!

How rude. Fine, I'll play with you for a while.

Don't play, shoot her down! ...Though, what a waste it will be.

Okay♪ Oh, and Darling, I'll punish you later☆

C-Captain! What should we do?

C-C-C-Calm down! Everybody calm down! Extinguish the fire first! Now everybody strip down

Regain your sanity, Captain.

W-W-W-W-What? I'm super sane, you know? More importantly, Missy Anne, take off your pants too

Next time you say that, I'll shoot.

I'm sane again! And I understand! Hard to starboard! Anyway, we have to get out of here!

Aye, aye!

...Oh, great. Looks like it's too late!

Huh?

All hands, brace for impact! Bahahaha, I've always wanted to say that!

It's the Golden Hind!

Right! Both fast and sturdy!

Prepare to board, my filthy scoundrels! Yes, yes! Let the plundering begin!

Uuuuuuuu!!

Asterios, go!

Well, Master, can't keep Blackbeard waiting!

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