Fate/Grand Order story · Part 1: Observer on Timeless Temple, Third Singularity: Sealed Ends of the Four Seas: Okeanos
A Man's Battle
Third Singularity: Sealed Ends of the Four Seas: Okeanos. Pirate Island
3 scenes, 106 lines
1. Before the battle
58 lines
Big trouble, Mistah Fujimaru! Big trouble! There's a big trouble a brewin'!
Mistah Blackbeard... I can estimate with 99% probability that it's something stupid, but what is it?
Bwaha, Missy Mash has got a sharp tongue on her, don't she? But I like that, I do!
...Blackbeard, Master is actually pretty busy.
There's a lot of work to be done with the Servants. Right, Senpai?
Did something happen?
Mash, isn't Mistah Blackbeard...
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With all the Grail business goin' on, I forgot about it, but today's an important day in history.
I remembered that it's a historical turning point, I did.
Today? Hmm... What happened today? There's nothing in Chaldea's database.
Today's when all the pirates of the Caribbean gather for the biggest event of the high seas!
The Pirate Market! AKA PaiKet, begins today!
Now, Missy Mash, Mistah Fujimaru! Repeat after me!
PAIKET!
Fou...
...So Doctor, about that Singularity.
Oh right. I rescanned the data and it turns out that era
Hnnng LOL Just the right amount of salt! It just makes me wanna try harder!
Come on, guys, whadd'ya got to lose?
Come with me, and enjoy the flourishment of a new human culture!
I guess it wouldn't hurt...
If you say so, Senpai...
I can't miss this!
Senpai!
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Dozens of ships linked into one big event venue. These people... What are they doing with their lives...
LOLOLOL How I've missed that salty Caribbean air! Ya know, there's something I gotta say here!
Caribbean, I'm back! Bwaha-LOLOLOL! Ahahaha! ROFL!
We've been waiting for you, Mistah Blackbeard! They only hold the PaiKet every few years!
It's an honor to be here with you, the famous PaiKet warrior! Ahahaha-LOLOLOL!
Um...Mistah Blackbeard, who are these people?
They're the comrades I've gathered via the internet! I've prepared carefully in advance.
Even I'm not foolish enough to attempt to conquer this place on my own!
So what do you do here, exactly? It just looks like a bazaar to me...
There's records of pirate glories, navigational maps, rare treasures, legendary treasure maps
We've got the whole world, right here for the buying! Well? Sounds fun, right? Right?
So it's like a flea market?
What are you after?
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That's my Master/Captain/CEO! Getting right to the point!
Today I'm after the legendary pirate Francis Drake's rough sketches!
Oh, by roughs, I mean nudes okay? Not just some crap somebody dashed off either, LOLOL!
I mean, I ain't interested in that old hag's nudes! Not at all! 100%, no way!
It's just, you know... For my collection? I wanna have em? Bwahahah-LOL!
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Those were made with her permission, right?
We will now begin the 88th Pirate's Market. Please remain calm and do not run
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Looks like it's started. What's wrong, Mistah Blackbeard?
Fool! Call me Cap'n here! Men, are ye ready!
Aye, aye, Cap'n!
Listen up! We're pirates of the Caribbean! We left our pride and lives behind in the sea!
We do what we always do: pillage, plunder, and kill! That's all there is to it! Let's go, men!
First, we start with the night campers, who are leading the charge toward us! Stay sharp!
W-What's happening?
A group's coming up from the rear at incredible speed...
YARGH! Send 'em to Davy Jones' locker! Battle is a party, it's party time!
2. Before the battle
11 linesYar, that's the last of 'em! Hmm? More?
It's been a long time, Blackbeard... You're going to pay for embarrassing our captain!
Hah, I don't even know who ya are! Hey, Mash, Fujimaru!
Go on ahead! I'm gonna slaughter these guys first!
R-Right... This is a bazaar, isn't it?
Thanks, Cap'n!
Don't die, Blackbeard!
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Huh? Who do ye think yer talkin' to? I'm Blackbeard, the devil of the Caribbean!
I ain't so far gone I need a wet-behind-the-ears kid to be lookin' after me! Get going!
L-Let's just go, Master!
3. After the battle
37 linesYa just bought the last copy of "100 Sketches of Francis the Old Hag!"
That was close, huh?
We finally got it!
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...L-Looks like we got the last one. Let's get back to Blackbeard.
Um, well... What exactly is this?
Foou...
Oh, Fou... I didn't see you there.
...Yar, looks like ya pulled it off.
Blackbeard! You're badly hurt!
Eh, I'm a pirate... It happens. Just glad to have me head on me shoulders still.
Cap'n! With those wounds...
Blackbeard! Don't die on me!
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Yar, look at you, all grown up now... Hey, I got no regrets. I can die as a pirate.
This is the greatest treasure of 'em all... I just wish I could've seen the treasure I sought once before I died...
Bye-bye! It was a great life! Farewell! Gwahahahahaha!
Mistah Blackbeard...
Mistah Blackbeard...
Huh? Did that just happen?
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Here's the sketchbook you sought. Take it and rest in peace.
Foou...
Bwah!? This is the PaiKet-only Old Hag Sketchbook? There's a new issue out! A new one! I win!
I win at everything! I mean, I've got huge respect for old hag Francis.
Though in my case, I like her, but less as a pirate.
More as a Pioneer of the Stars, I'm a little weird that way, LOL.
Maybe it's Ferdinand Magellan's influence, ROFL. Bwahaha-LOLOLOL, ahem, excuse me.
This is what makes PaiKet so great, lolol. It's what makes me and the hag eternal, LOL!
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Shall we go home?
Let's go home...
Let's come back next year, okay?
Huh?
I'm tired...
Foou...
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