Pirates of Chaldea

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...True, we never did Rayshift to the ocean before.

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Yes, Senpai. I know exactly what you're trying to say.

...Dr. Roman. If you have any excuses, let's hear them.

Well... Uh... Murphy's Law, was it?

When there's a chance of failure, you're sure to be guided towards that failure?

Also... When you think about it...

It is completely possible to be Rayshifted onto a deserted island and wait a full 28 years before help arrives, right?

Then wouldn't you say it's rather beneficial to have transport immediately available?

Fou...

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Not really sure what's going on, but... Get 'em, fellas!

Seems like Dr. Roman needs to be disciplined after all!

Sorry, I promise I meant well!

Sorry about that...

...Whew. I don't like to get rough, but with the situation as it is, I have no choice but to interrogate you... Forcefully.

Who are you, where is this ocean, and what's going on? Would you care to explain?

Hey, we have no clue either, see. Before we knew it, we were afloat around here.

Our compasses and maps are completely useless, too.

When you've got no clue what's going on, see, you just attack the prey in front of you, right? It's the pirate's way.

What? So you had no idea who we were...

And you didn't know if it's safe to do so, yet you still attacked us?

♪That's right, yo ho♪ ♪Because we're pirates♪

...What should we do, Senpai? He's started to sing like he's in a musical...

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I may be an idiot, but I do have some leads. Word has it, there's a Pirate Island nearby.

We're running low on food and water. I say it's a good idea to try the island...

Pirate...Island? Um, are there lots of pirates there?

Yeah, it IS Pirate Island.

Hmmm.

...For now, we don't have any leads that feel like leads. We might as well go there.

Understood... Well, everyone, I hereby exercise my rights as victor.

Please, man the wheel. Head towards this Pirate Island.

Aye, aye, sir!

That would be, "Aye, aye, ma'am!"