Meltdown Lover

So this is the place that'll have clues for the investigation?

Yes. And we'd like to ask you, Mata Hari, to carry out the investigation.

Oh, you're wise with your decision. I'll definitely get it done.

But, Master. Unfortunately, I won't be able to get anywhere by myself.

So, please be sure to protect me, hehe.

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I'm counting on you.

Please, we'll leave the investigation to you.

Right, of course. Please hold on a second.

...I wonder if he'll do. Well, I'll be on my way.

Once I enter the tavern, please wait until evening. I'm sure there'll be a raid.

Y-Yes. I got it.

Hello, how are you?

Huh? Oh, well...Who are you?

A traveling performer. You're a local, right?

Yeah, I was born and raised here.

Then, can you tell me about this town? I want to make a living here for a while.

If so, I'll have to know my way around the town, right?

Of course, I'll buy you a drink. That is, if you know a good place.

Oh, of course.

Then, let's go. Hehehe, maybe it's not healthy to drink during the day.

But, it's fun not being healthy. ...Wouldn't you agree?

Oh...Oh yeah, sure! Then, let's go drink!

...Brilliant technique. A man perceived as single and in his early thirties instantly fell for it.

Despite wearing such revealing dress, she doesn't feel unnatural at all.

A-As expected of a legendary spy who made men of French, English, and Russian governments fall for her...

If she wants to, she can pleasure... I mean, make the entire town fall for her.

Anyway, let's follow her and wait until nightfall.

Mata Hari is good at espionage but poor at fighting, so we have to support her.

Ahahaha, this is so much fun. What happened to you?

Still haven't had enough to drink? Or is there something else you rather do?

I guess it's true when men drink too much, they lose their performance.

...Who are you? You are not just any traveling entertainer.

Well, who am I? That aside, can you call out the soldiers you've been hiding?

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Spectacular. Though I'm a Servant, I'm a mere Assassin, so this may be out of my control.

...But. Unfortunately for you, I'm not alone right now.

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Yes, Master. I will give it everything since you believe in me, Mata Hari!

Hehehehehe. Being a Servant is fun!

Whew. It's over. Well...Yup, that's the one right there.

Damn...You guys, what are you...?

Well now, that doesn't matter because you lost. It's fine. Everyone's alive, right?

Now, why don't you tell us everything. Don't miss a thing, ok?

Don't worry. I won't hurt you. Because I hate things that hurt.

Or do you like to be hurt? I can hurt you if you'd like.

N-No... I'm fine...thank you...

Here, you can lay on my lap. Well, go aheadtell me, everything.

S-Sure...

...Wow, that's amazing. How do you put it... I've witnessed the moment a man is captivated by someone.

What a good boy you are~ Now, tell mommy everything you know.

This is dangerous, Senpai! If this continues, we'll be crossing a line I'm not sure we want to!

I've got the information. Let's go see the King.

It seems there're golems guarding the gate, so let's all do our best there. On three!

Mata Hari. What happened to that man just now...

No problem. Even without me, he'll surely find someone who matches his type.

Hehehehehehe. What's your type, Master?

L-Let's get going, Master! Come on!

Hehehehehe.

Golems sighted. I'm going, Master!

Yes, let's do our best~

So, the King is the last, huh? Well, let's give him a good spanking first.

Then, I'll extract the information for you.

But...he's the king of a country. Can you do anything?

What're you talking about, cute little Mash? From my experience, kings are the easiest to handle.

I mean, kings are at the top of their nations, right? So, they need comfort more than anyone in their nations.

If anyone doesn't want that, then it must be a king who sacrifices everything for his people...or for God.

Otherwise, he's a tyrant who understands that it's the people who make all the sacrifices.

If he's an ordinary king, then no problem. Well, let's fight.

W-Who are you people!? Stand back!

No, pardon us but we'd like your assistance in an investigation. We also can't deny this is rather forceful.

You bastards...! K-Kill, I'm going to kill you!

Watch out. It appears that the King is possessed by something.

I can see that!

Leaves us no choice, then. Let's exorcise him, Master♪

Uh, I...what on earth... Who are you people...?

Well done, Your Majesty. Hehehe, my name is Mata Hari.

Mata Hari...? A strange...name...

Yes, now can you look at these eyes? My eyes are the sun.

A woman with eyes of the sunthat is my name. Now, spill it all out.

Oh...

...Whew, looks like the investigation will be complete. Thank you, Mata Hari.

No problem. I'm glad to have been a help to you guys, Master.

Well, Master. While we're at it, how about another drink before heading back?

Ah, no? Oh, that's too bad. Hehehehehe...