Saber Slayer, Chapter Awaken

It's time for the much anticipated final round! The last battle to decide who the Saber of Sabers will be!

It'll be held here, in the northern lands of Britain, in this mysterious castle with a long, storied history!

It's storied but mysterious, huh...

It makes sense to hold the last battle in Britain, a sacred place for Sabers.

Now Senpai's stopped caring too...

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Now... ENTER THE ARENA! At last it's time!

A Saber whose affiliation, age, blood-type, and birthday, are all a mystery! Mysterious Heroine X, AKA...

MYSTERIOUS HEROINE XXXXXXXXX!

Again with the redundancy... Oh, forget it.

Mash is completely done with this, huh?

Fou, fooou.

And sitting on her throne is the legendary, ultimate blue Saber...

ABSOLUTE MONARCH ALTRIAAAAAAA!

Um, excuse me... No one actually told me why I'm here. What is this, exactly?

At last the day has come... She and I are two sides of a coin... Light and shadow...

But I cannot become the true Saber, unless I can overcome her!

Senpai... Let's just not think about it too hard... My head is really starting to hurt.

Senpai... W-Well, if this is the last fight, I think I can get through this...

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I am the greatest, strongest, and ultimate Saber... Mysterious Heroine X!

I'm worried about parallel worlds and causality and stuff causing a space-time collapse, but here I go!

Ugh!? Why do I feel like I'm staring at my own dark side?

I can't let this Saber out into the world... I don't know why, but for my own sake as well as others!

Now let us battle for the title of true Saber!

W-What a dark aura... What is it that drives you?

You wouldn't understand... The terror of having more faces like you showing up!

No, I think she totally understands...

I have this feeling that if I don't put an end to you, my reputation will be in danger!

Stars, lend your power to my holy sword! The power to beat that bad, weird me!

My Holy Sword, destroy all Sabers! This is a battle I cannot lose!

T-This is completely out of control!

I-Impossible... I have the home field advantage... I even have max bonus for being famous...(Ka-Thud)

...I-I won! I won, Master! At last, at last I'm...

THE SABER OF SABERS!

Thank you, Master! Now I don't have to sob into my pillow at night in fear of unknown Sabers anymore!

Huh? M-Me?

Congratulations, Alt I mean Mysterious Heroine X!

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At last, all Sabers have been destroyed! As the ultimate Saber, I can advance on wonderfully and invincibly...

...through a Holy Grail War just for Sabers... The true Holy Grail War begins!

Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!

Thank you, everyone! Thank you, everyone!

I have surpassed all Sabers to become the ultimate Saber. I am now...

THE SABER OF SABERS!

...er, ...ber... Wait, I mean Mysterious Heroine X!

By the way, I don't think you noticed, but I'm actually King Ar Huh!?

We're having udon noodles for dinner. It's time to get up.

T-This... This can't be...

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The old "it was all a dream" ending? Who does that anymore!?

FOOOOU!