Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Side story, Can't Fear Your Own World Part 3

2-2 How to Make Drip-Drop Hollow Candy!

Can't Fear Your Own World Part 3. After the loan negotiations are complete, Shuhei attempts to begin the interview again. Kisuke preemptively hands over his notes on the event. What could they tell?

1 scenes, 27 lines

1. Before the battle

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Shuhei

Thank you again for meeting with me today.

Kisuke

Now, now, I completely understand. I already gathered all the answers you're looking for right here.

Shuhei

Really?! Thank you for going out of your way to do that.

"Secret Recipe! Urahara's Shop Original Candy. How to Make Drip-Drop Hollow Candy!"

"Start by measuring out equal and generous amounts of sugar and salt and knead them together with an adequate amount of honey."

"Now for the crucial step! Add large amounts of vegetable oil and butter to transform the flavor!"

"It will make tears drip-drop from your eyes!"

Wait, this is just a candy recipe! For some absurd, unhealthy candy nonetheless.

Kisuke

Wow, I can't believe you read it out loud.

It's the ace up our sleeve. A candy we can't even sell at our store due to health and taste issues.

Shuhei

Then keep it up your sleeve!

Well, I might be able to use this for a future article, so I'm going to take it with me.

Kisuke

Oh, seriously? Then it's all yours, but you probably shouldn't taste test the candy yourself.

On a more serious note, I don't have much to say about the war.

I just happened to carry out the right strategies at the right time. That's all.

If anything, I should be thanking everyone who made it possible for me to execute my plan in the first place.

Shuhei

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Kisuke, no, Kisuke Urahara, former head of the Department of Research & Development. I'm here today to expose your past.

Kisuke

Don't make such a grim face suddenly, Shuhei.

What would you do if Jinta, who's peeking through the sliding door over there, started crying? He'll wet the bed again tonight.

Jinta

Like hell, I'd cry, and I've never wet the bed either, you damn liar! I'll whoop your butt! Ow ow ow, what the hell, Tessai?!

Tessai

You shouldn't use that kind of language, Jinta.

Ururu

Kisuke, I'm going to go shopping.

Kisuke

Thanks. Today we need to stock up on 500 kilograms of bouncy balls, so bring Jinta along to help you carry them.

Jinta

What the hell?! Isn't 500 kilograms too much?! Gah hah hah, ahg! U-Ururu! Leave my feet alone!

Kisuke

That's right. Laugh all you want while you work, if you think it's funny. Keep your spirits up.

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