Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Side story, The Invading Army Part 1

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The Invading Army Part 1. Realizing that Rangiku's Reigai has misled him with her honeyed words, Kon attempts to fight the Reigai by himself while still in his stuffed animal form.

3 scenes, 53 lines

1. Before the battle

13 lines
Kon

Ahh, such a relief that's over. Phew! You know, if that girl were a little more open and friendly, she might even be cute.

But boy, that Rangiku. She's...

Rangiku

Just let me handle this. Pretty please?

Kon

Oh, oh, oh... Rangiku...

Rangiku

What about me, Kon?

Kon

What?! Rangiku!

But! Rangiku, why are you...? Where's Nozomi?

Rangiku

What's that? What do you mean? I haven't seen her.

Kon

What?

Oh!

Damn it! This is all my fault! I let her out of my sight!

Rukia

It's a vital assignment. We need you.

Kon

............

2. Before the boss

15 lines
Nozomi

Let me go! I said, let me go!

Reigai Rangiku

Now, then. We'll talk more on the other side.

Nozomi

Hm!

Reigai Rangiku

Foolish girl! Now you've done it!

Kon

Stop, you imposter! Damn you!

I'm sorry I took so long!

Reigai Rangiku

Imposter, huh? I'm no imposter! From here on out, we're gonna be the real ones!

Kon

Gah!!!

Nozomi

Are you...?

Kon

Nozomi, hurry... Get outta here.

I'll defeat the imposter. No problem!

Nozomi

You fool. You can't stop her.

Kon

Nozomi, I'm so sorry I left you alone like that.

Nozomi

You're sorry?

Kon

Hrrrr-yaaaahhhh!!!

3. After the battle

25 lines
Kon

Gh!

Reigai Rangiku

Well, that was weak.

Now, then. Shall we go, Nozomi?

Kon

No, stop!

Ichigo

............

Kon

Ichigo!

Renji

Don't move. It's time to give it up, you imposter!

Rangiku

Hmm? So this is my imposter, huh? She's quite a good-looking woman, but no match for the original.

Reigai Rangiku

Growl, Haineko!

Renji

Damn it, she got away.

Nozomi

............

Kon

Nozomi! I'm glad you're okay!

Of course, it was all thanks to my awesome and timely assistance. Where's the thanks?! Hahahahaha!

Ow! Hey!

Ichigo

What are you talking about? This all started 'cause you took your eyes off of her in the first place.

What made you think it was a good idea to leave her? Wasn't Rukia clear enough?

Kon

Well, I... It's just that... I, uh...

Nozomi

Perverts.

Orihime

Hey, Ichigo. You too, Nozomi. The food is all ready!

Kon

Here, I'll bring it over to them for you!

Ichigo

That Kon. Look, don't worry about it, Nozomi. From here on, we'll protect you.

Nozomi

Are all of you really this stupid?

Ichigo

Yeah, maybe.

Kon

Nozomi, have a shish kebab. It's tasty!

Come on, try it!