Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Side story, Zanpakuto: The Alternate Tale, Part 1

5-2 Haineko and Tobiume

Zanpakuto: The Alternate Tale, Part 1. Haineko and Tobiume are interfering with Ichigo's progress, but the two of them can't stop squabbling.

2 scenes, 34 lines

1. Before the battle

4 lines
Rangiku

Thanks for waiting. How's everything on your end?

Momo

Everything is fine. I just ordered the squad members to get some rest.

Rangiku

Then I guess it's our turn for a break. Come on, let's hurry.

Momo

Right.

2. After the battle

30 lines
Tobiume

Who's coming?

Haineko

Hey, isn't that Ichigo Kurosaki?

Tobiume

I remember that name. Muramasa was very interested in him for some reason.

Let's play a game with him just for fun.

Ichigo

Who the hell are you two?

Haineko

You must be Ichigo Kurosaki, right?

Ichigo

Yeah, so what do you want?

Haineko

Men like this are my specialty. I'll take care of him.

Tobiume

What do you mean? You don't have a specialty! I'm beginning to despise you. You always do that.

Haineko

What are you crying about?

Tobiume

Whenever you see a man, you immediately try to claim him. You're so indecent.

Haineko

You're right. So what?

Hey, I really do like his little thingy.

Tobiume

I hate when you talk like that. It's just so vulgar.

Haineko

No, Miss Petite. What you hate is that you're lacking in the looks department.

Tobiume

Who's lacking, big-mouth?!

Haineko

You, yeah. Why don't you just admit you're jealous of my beautiful body?

Tobiume

Oh, really? How can I be jealous of something stuck to an empty head?!

Ichigo

Um, hello?

Haineko

Relax already. How about this? The first one that can make him squeal wins.

Tobiume

I don't like how you put it, but fine!

Ichigo

Is this for real?

I don't have time to listen to you two argue!

Haineko

You should be ashamed of yourself for just running away from a beautiful woman like that, you loser!

Tobiume

Keep on running, you fool! It makes this even more fun!

Ichigo

You leave me no choice.

Rangiku

That's enough!

Ichigo

Rangiku!

Rangiku

Ichigo, do you mind if we trade places?

Momo

These two need to be personally dealt with by us! Hope you understand.