Bleach: Brave Souls story · Side story, Zanpakuto: The Alternate Tale, Part 1
5-3 Haineko Versus Rangiku
Zanpakuto: The Alternate Tale, Part 1. Haineko starts lecturing Rangiku about what it means to be a true woman, but being repeatedly called an old lady is already causing Rangiku to lose her temper.
3 scenes, 22 lines
1. Before the battle
10 lines
*Sigh* This really sucks. You made me lose my boy toy!
You're so lame, really.
What are you trying to say?
Wow, this is really boring. You're still just an annoying old lady.
You've become a catty, blathering monster. I can't believe I never saw this in you.
You sure seem to be enjoying your new-found freedom.
Yeah, I am. I am finally free! And it's totally amazing.
When I'm with an old woman like you, I begin to feel old myself, and that's certainly no way to live.
If you don't want to come back voluntarily, I hope you're prepared to be defeated.
There's no way you can beat me, old lady. You see, I'm young and beautiful, and you're all washed up!
2. Before the boss
8 linesI bet you still think that you're good looking, right?
Women are just like milk. They all have an expiration date. So face it, you're way past your expiration date.
You brat! I've had enough of you!
Like you could make me stop!
I thought I would help you look sexier...
...but since your shelf time's already passed, you're pretty much done in terms of appealing to anyone.
Maybe you shouldn't be pushing yourself, old lady. Hmm?
You are so dead!
3. After the battle
4 linesYou are done, you old witch!
Hado 31: Shakkaho!
What are you aiming at, old la-
Ahh?!