Bleach: Brave Souls story ยท Side story, Zanpakuto: The Alternate Tale Part 3

7-4 Kazeshini Day Care?!

Zanpakuto: The Alternate Tale Part 3. For some reason, a baby that Kazeshini finds starts following him wherever he goes, regardless of the situation.

3 scenes, 66 lines

1. Before the battle

12 lines
Haineko

I heard that you attacked your master again.

Give us a break, will ya? Because of you and your thirst for blood...

...the Soul Reapers are worried that the rest of us are gonna start acting as crazy as you are and cause a bunch of trouble for them.

Hozukimaru

Why do you keep on trying to take the life of your master? Still under Muramasa's mind control?

Kazeshini

That's none of your damn business.

Haineko

It's not our business?

I don't really care what it is that you do, but just stop stirring up trouble for all of us in the process.

Hozukimaru

We are all Zanpakuto. If you want to isolate yourself, we won't stop you. But we won't help you, either.

Kazeshini

That sounds fine to me!

Because I have no intention of asking you guys for help. So good luck out there!

Wabisuke

He's so gloomy.

Haineko

And look who's talking!

2. Before the boss

16 lines

Ahhhhh!

Sword Beast

Grahhhh!

Shuhei

Stop!

Kazeshini

Well, fancy meeting you here!

Shuhei

Kh!

Kazeshini

You're mine!

Goh!

Shuhei

I'm done wasting time with you.

Kazeshini

Come back here!

Hey! Why is it so important to you to protect people you don't even know?!

Dammit. I lost him.

Rukon District Resident

Help me...

Kazeshini

Huh?

Sword Beast

Wait. Who are you?

Kazeshini

What?

Sword Beast

You're definitely not one of my kind. Are you one of the Soul Reapers' dogs?!

3. After the battle

38 lines
Kazeshini

You call me a Soul Reaper's dog? You've got some nerve.

Rukon District Resident

You... You're not one of them, are you? You're different.

Kazeshini

Don't lump me in with those Sword Beasts.

Rukon District Resident

I beg of you. Please, look after...my baby...

Kazeshini

Say what?

Ah-ah.

Kazeshini

No way, kid.

I'm not a Sword Beast or a nanny. I'm a Zanpakuto. I have no interest in anything except for reaping lives.

Move!

Dahhh! Wahhhhh!

Kazeshini

Knock it off!

Tetsuzaemon

I hear a baby!

Izuru

It's coming from over there!

Kazeshini

Come on! Stop it! Don't cry! Shut up, please?

Wahhhh-ahhhhh!!!

Kazeshini

You leave me no choice!

Listen, kid. The fact that you're still alive is a miracle. Be grateful for that. Now, go disappear somewhere.

Man, you need to learn to take a hint!

Ah-ah. Ah-ah.

Kazeshini

Argh! Stop following me, ya pesky runt! I've had it! Time to lose you, ya rug rat!

Ah-haha! Ah!

Kazeshini

Oh, so you like hanging around like that. Well, then just hang in there. They'll find ya.

So long!

Ah... Ahhh! Wahhhh!

Wahhhh! Wahhhh!

Kazeshini

............

Hozukimaru

What the hell? What have you got on your back?

Haineko

Kazeshini, he looks so good with you! Pff-hahaha!

Kazeshini

Damn it, woman. I'll kill you.

Hozukimaru

So, you and this baby have become buddies?

Wabisuke

You should've just left the kid somewhere. Like the middle of a lake.

Kazeshini

Shut up!

I don't know how, but it just turned out this way. I kinda got stuck with him. Anyways, how 'bout one of you take this kid, huh?

Haineko

Are you whining? Earlier, you made a big point of saying you had no intention of asking us for help.

Kazeshini

Oh, but that's not what I meant.

Haineko

Well, we wish you good luck raising a kid! Buh-bye!

Kazeshini

Hey, wait! I...

What the hell's going on? Something just doesn't feel right. Why is this happening to me?