Another Eden story ยท Character quests, Philo

What Must be Cut Down

Philo decides to return to Nilva, to explain to his grandparents that he became a woodcutter. They celebrate his announcement. However...

6 scenes, 278 lines

1. Scene 1

53 lines
Philo

Grandpa! Grandma!

Old Lady

Now now, my boy. What brought about that big smile?

Philo

Listen to this! I finally did it!

I'm a full-fledged woodcutter now!

Old Man

Wh-Whatever do you mean?!

Don't tell me you chopped down a tree around here, did you?

Philo

No Grandpa! It's not like that! Not around here.

Old Lady

If it wasn't around here... Oh dear... then was it in Elzion?

Philo

C'mon, Grandma! I said it's not like that!

Aldo

Haha... Well, I expected this reaction.

Don't worry. Philo hasn't cut down anything he shouldn't have.

Say, Philo. Didn't you have something to show them?

Philo

Oh yeah! You're right!

Heehee... I was so excited that I totally forgot about it.

Uh, here it is! Take a look!

Old Man

Let's see... This tree is...!

Old Lady

Did you really cut it down, Philo?!

Philo

Yup! I did! I cut it down myself!

Aldo

Well, to be more accurate, it's a monster that takes the form of a tree.

Old Man

I can't believe that you were able to achieve your dream so quickly, my boy.

Old Lady

This calls for a celebration!

Aldo

Look, Philo. They are both really happy for you.

Philo

Hehe... I couldn't have done it without you, Aldo!

Old Man

Since you were a little boy, no one could ever doubt your enthusiasm for trees.

I remember you even swinging sticks at trees back when you were still in diapers.

Old Lady

But I was shocked when your first word was "woodcutter."

We had only heard about woodcutters in ancient records.

Old Man

I can just imagine how it looked when Philo managed to cut down that tree.

Old Lady

How I wish I was there to see our little Philo look so brave.

Old Man

There, there. Just seeing the tree is enough to make us cry for joy.

Philo

Aww, Grandpa... Grandma...

Aldo

Philo?

Philo

Aldo... I really really want Grandpa and Grandma to see me cut down a tree!

Aldo

Um... I know you want to... But you're not allowed to cut down a tree in this era, right? Plus, it's not like we can take them with us on the Synth Hydra to another time.

Philo

Yeah, I suppose you're right...

Oh! How about this?! What if I cut down the World Tree?!

Aldo

Absolutely not!

And how do you even think you can do it?!

Philo

It's simple! What are trees made of? Wood! What am I? A wood...cutter! Therefore, I can cut down any tree.

Aldo

Your logic amazes me.

(Either way, he still can't cut down a real tree. What are we supposed to do?)

Philo

Alrighty! Let's gooo!!

Aldo

Hold on! I think I have an idea!

Philo

Really? You do?!

Aldo

Of course, my tree felling friend. You said that you tried to cut down trees in Nilva and Elzion, right?

Philo

Yup, sure did! People got reeally mad!

Aldo

Then why not try Laula Dome? Somethings gotta be there.

Philo

Wow! You're so smart Aldo!

Grandpa! Grandma! Can you come along with us?!

Old Man

Why yes, of course.

Old Lady

We want to see our little boy in his moment of glory.

Aldo

Alright, then. It's settled.

Philo

Yeah! Next stop, Laula Dome!

2. Scene 2

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Philo

Woah!

So...so...natural around here! Trees and bushes! I'm getting hyped up!

Aldo

Alright, here we are. No way we can get into trouble here.

Philo

Great! I've never tried cutting trees down around here!

Well, here goes! I'm gonna chop it up lickety-split!

Aldo

Woah woah, hold on! People will definitely get mad if you cut down trees here!

Philo

Awww... Then, what am I supposed to cut down?

Aldo

Well...Umm...

Look, there's one over there!

Philo

Over where?

Wait, do you mean that wheat? That's not a tree, right?

Aldo

Y-Yeah, it's wheat... Indeed, it's thinner than trees! But it'd be really cool if you're able to cut all this wheat at once!

Philo

......

Aldo

And... Umm... It's harvest season so people will be super happy if you help cut it for them.

Philo

Well...

Aldo

(No way this works.)

Philo

Well... you know Aldo...

You're a genius! That's the most awesomest idea you've ever said!

Aldo

Um...

Philo

I mean, wheat is a plant after all.

So it's not crazy to say they're the same!

Chopping through so many trees like this in one swipe is like so cool!

And it'll help these people too.

This is totally the best idea ever!

Aldo

Y-Yeah... Well I'm just glad that you're happy.

I'm sure Philo can at least chop down wheat... Can't he?

Philo

Alright, I'll go get Grandpa and Grandma!

Old Man

I'm almost speechless. I can finally witness your growth with my own eyes. I thank my fate for letting me live this long.

Old Lady

Little Philo, give it your all!

Philo

Alright! Watch this!

*grunt* Hnnnngah!

Must remember my training... "Like a brother!"

Aldo

Philo!

Old Lady

Little Philo!

Old Man

Philo, my boy!

Philo

Waaaaaaaaaahhh!!

Owch.

Old Man

Philo! Are you okay?

Old Lady

Did you hurt yourself?

Philo

I-It's... It's okay.

Aldo

How is that even possible? How can you swing that huge ax around and not even cut one piece of wheat?

Philo

Grandpa, Grandma... I'm sorry. You came all this way and I couldn't even cut down a tree...

This wasn't the way it was supposed to be... *sob*

Old Lady

It's alright, little Philo. I could tell that you really gave it your all.

Old Man

That's right. We will never forget how brave you looked.

Philo

But... But I...!

Aldo! Please take me back to your time again!

Aldo

I don't know about that...

Philo

I just want to show Grandpa and Grandma how cool I can be! I think we can find a way back in your time.

Aldo

O-Okay...

It's hard to say no to you.

In fact, as far as I remember, there's a skillful woodcutter who takes care of the royal hunting ground woods near Unigan. He might be able to help you better than the man in Baruoki.

Philo

Really?! How awesome would that be! I can't wait to meet him.

Aldo

I thought you would say that. Well then, we best get going.

Philo

Grandpa, Grandma. Can you go back to Nilva for now?

I just need a little more time to figure this out. But next time, I'll do it for sure!

Old Man

Oh... I've no idea where you're off to, but take care of yourself.

Philo

Will do. Thanks Grandpa!

Okay Aldo! Let's go to Unigan!

Old Man

Dear, I fear that Philo can't cut down a tree because of you-know-what.

Old Lady

Yes honey. Probably it's all because of you-know-what...

3. Scene 3

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Philo

Aldo! Hey Aldo! Where can we find Mr. Woodcutter?

Aldo

Let me see... We got here all right, but where could he be?

Philo

Hmm... Well, if he's a woodcutter, he'll be holding an ax, right?

So, let's ask everyone who's holding an ax! It's so simple.

Aldo

Well, just because they're woodcutters, I don't think they'll be walking on streets carrying around an ax all the time...

Huh?

Benedict

How many times have I told you? I am not a mercenary.

???

How many times have I told you? I am not a mercenary.

Noble

But you can protect me from monsters with that ax, can't you? So why can't I hire you as a mercenary?

Benedict

I may use an ax, but I am faaar from a mercenary, my friend. Actually, I'm a...

???

I may use an ax, but I am faaar from a mercenary, my friend. Actually, I'm a...

Aldo

B-Benedict?!

Philo

That ax... You must be a woodcutter!

Benedict

You've got keen eyes, little guy.

???

You've got keen eyes, little guy.

Benedict

The name's Benedict. And as you probably noticed...

I'm just your regular shmegular woodcutter.

Noble

Ack! What's with these superhuman moves?!

Heeeeelp!

Philo

Wow! Aldo! I think I found the royal woodcutter that we were looking for!

Aldo

I'm sorry. Did we get in the way of something?

Benedict

Oh, don't worry about it. That person just mistook my profession.

But more importantly, you two are looking for a woodcutter, aren't you?

Philo

That's right! We're looking for a skilled woodcutter who is supposed to live in Unigan.

Benedict

I see. Unfortunately, I am no such skilled woodcutter.

I'm just your regular shmegular woodcutter.

Philo

W-W-Wow!

Aldo! Look at how fearless he is!

He's the one! This man is a true, pro woodcutter!

Aldo

Hmm... Is he?

Philo

Mr. Benedict! Please allow me to call you my master!

Benedict

You wanna become a woodcutter?

Philo

Yes! My whole life I've been practicing swinging an ax!

Watch this! Here goes! Hrnngah!

Benedict

......

...Wrong!!

Philo

Whaa?! What did I do wrong?

Benedict

You don't understand the very fundamentals of woodcutting.

The ax to a woodcutter is as the blade to a samurai.

...It's like an armor. It is not to be flaunted nor flung around so frivolously.

Philo

Y-Yes sir! Master Benedict!

Benedict

Right, I'll teach you the ABCs of becoming a woodcutter. If you are ready, come with me to Rinde.

Philo

The ABCs?

I'm so ready to learn! Let's go, Aldo!

Aldo

O-Okay... If that's what you want, Philo. I'm not gonna stop you.

But Rinde is a port town. I'm not so sure about this...

Philo

Wooood-cutter Wooood-cutter Master Beni's a wooood-cutter!

Wooood-cutter Wooood-cutter Master Beni's a, Wait...

Master Benedict, huh? Why does that name sound so familiar?

Aldo

What is it, Philo?

Philo

N-Nothing... It's fine! All's good!

Aldo

Really? Well, okay then.

Philo

Yup! Well then, let's follow Master Benedict! Next stop, Rinde!

4. Scene 4

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Philo

Master Benedict! I'm ready to learn the ABCs of becoming a woodcutter!

Benedict

Right, but don't think of me as a boring lecturer or something.

Try cutting that.

Philo

What? The trees growing around here, you mean?

Benedict

...Wrong!!

Philo

Eek! W-Wrong? How?

Benedict

Obviously, what you're supposed to cut is...

...That lighthouse you see over there!

Philo

What?!

What do you mean, Master Benedict?! That's not even a tree!

Benedict

You're darn right, it's no tree... So what?

Are you telling me that you can't cut it? What happened to all that enthusiasm you had before?

Philo

W-Well...

Benedict

Fine, then. If you can't do it...

...Then I will!

Aldo

Why would you do that?!

Don't! That's a public building!

Benedict

Hm... You intend to stop me, huh? I see. So you've changed your mind. You're willing to cut it down yourself, eh?

Aldo

Huh?! You really are bent on pushing this thing, huh?

Benedict

Fine. In order to determine who is worthy to cut down that lighthouse...

We shall battle!

Benedict left the party.

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5. Scene 5

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Benedict

Ugh...!

I see that you are determined to cut down that lighthouse...

Aldo

Uh, not really...

Benedict

Victory is yours. The defeated has no right to speak to the victorious on the battlefield.

Now you may slice down that lighthouse with everything you've got!!

Aldo

We told you we aren't going to do that...

Benedict

What...?!

I get it. That the lighthouse is not good enough for you, huh?

Then, you must follow the ancient tradition and cut me down!

Aldo

We're not doing that either!

Benedict

Hmm. If you insist, I cannot force you.

I suppose you have something more worthy of cutting down, huh?

...Hey little guy!

Philo

Y-Yes sir!

Benedict

Here's a tip from a true woodcutter. That which you're meant to cut, you must cut down in one fell swoop; that which you're not meant to cut, you must refrain from cutting. You must remember this, and cut that which you are meant to cut down.

Philo

That which I'm meant to cut down?

Benedict

No matter how massive it is... The essence of woodcutting says you must cut it down nonetheless. And a real man finds the grandest thing he can dream of and attempts to cut it down with no hesitation!

Aldo

What did I just listen to?

Philo

Aldo, it's all so clear now!

Aldo

You're kidding me! You got all that?

Philo

Yep! Master Benedict's words helped me realize something.

I now see the preconception that was lying hidden deep within me... Once I throw that aside, I can truly find that which I must cut down...

Aldo

Yeah... Okay... Well as long as you're figuring it out, that's all that matters, Philo.

Philo

Yup! So, let's head back to Nilva where Grandpa and Grandma are waiting!

Benedict rejoined the party!

6. Scene 6

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Philo

*joyous humming*

Aldo

Hey Philo. Is this spot really the best place to meet them?

Philo

Yep! This place is one of my favorites!

Ooh, I can't wait for Grandpa and Grandma to get here!

Aldo

Haha! I can tell just how much you love your grandparents.

Speaking of which, where's your mother and father?

Philo

Well um...

Actually... I don't have any parents.

Aldo

Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked.

Philo

No, it's totally fine!

Apparently, Grandpa and Grandma found me as a baby and took me in. ...So as you can imagine, I don't remember anything about my mom and dad.

Aldo

...I see.

Philo

Heheh... Sorry, that got a little too personal.

Aldo

No, no... Philo, I can relate to your story very well.

Philo

Really? You too?

Aldo

When I was a kid, I traveled from Elzion and landed back in Baruoki through a spacetime rift... Then, me and my sister Feinne were taken in by the village mayor, and he raised us.

Philo

Wow! So you've never met your parents either...

Aldo

Maybe you came to this time through a spacetime rift too, Philo.

Philo

I traveled through spacetime?!

Aldo

Well, it's certainly possible.

Philo

Woah! I've never even thought that I could have traveled through spacetime!

Oh, oh! So then, if I am actually a spacetime baby, what era did I even come from?! Could I have come from your time? Or maybe from an even older one...

Aldo

Hmm, my guess would be antiquity. You have such remarkable strength for being so small, so maybe you were like a dinosaur child or something!

Philo

I-I'm a-a dinosaur?! That's crazy, w-w-what do I do?!

Aldo

Hahaha! I was just kidding!

No matter where you came from, and no matter what your past is, you are still you.

Philo

I am... me?

Old Man

Philo! My boy!

Philo

Hey! Grandpa, Grandma!

This time, I became a woodcutter for real.

Old Lady

Oh little Philo... About that...

Old Man

We kept going back and forth about whether to tell you the truth...

Philo

What do mean?

Old Lady

It hurts us to tell you this, Philo, since you have always wanted to become a woodcutter...

Old Man

But keeping this a secret any longer would be even more cruel.

Philo... You will never be capable of cutting down a tree.

Philo

Huh?

Aldo

What do you mean? Do you know something about this?

Old Man

We found you at the base of the World Tree, Philo. From an early age, for some reason you couldn't pull out a single blade of grass...

Old Lady

But you could pick me and your Grandpa up so easily with those tiny arms of yours.

Old Man

You can't harm plants, Philo. That must surely be the destiny of one who is under the protection of the World Tree.

So that's why you've been having trouble... You can't become a woodcutter or even a-a gardener... *sob*

Aldo

The destiny of the one protected by the World Tree? That means... if that's true, Philo will never...

Philo

...Be able to cut down a tree?

Old Man

My boy...

Old Lady

Little Philo...

Philo

That's... that's just...

...No problem at all!!

Aldo

Say what?!

B-But, you won't be able to cut down any trees, you know?! You can't become that woodcutter you've dreamed of becoming!

Philo

Nope, that's not true. Master Benedict helped me realize something.

The thing these hands are meant to cut is not necessarily a tree. So I can be a woodcutter even if I don't cut a single tree. I will still become a woodcutter!

Aldo

Philo...

Philo

But right now, I'm still too weak.

Just hold on for a little longer. Soon, you'll see with your own eyes what I am destined to cut!

Old Man

Well, of course. We'll be there no matter how long it takes.

Old Lady

That's right, I look forward to it.

Philo

Heheh! Thanks!

And a real man finds the grandest thing he can dream of and attempts to cut it down with no hesitation!

Isn't that right, Master Benedict? I finally get it. It's darkest at the base of the lighthouse! It's been right under my nose!

The thing that I'm meant to cut... Must be...

Xeno-Domain!

Aldo

Whuuuuuuuuuuuatt?!