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Pyggie's Secret

Aldo and Jillfunny go on a delivery for an injured merchant. Somehow, Pyggie seems to be injured too...

5 scenes, 106 lines

1. Scene 1

25 lines
Man

Ow ow ow...

Aldo

We heard a loud thud! Are you okay?

Man

Yeah, I'll be fine. I just missed my footing on the stairs, that's all. Man, that hurts!

Aldo

You don't look fine to me. I think you've sprained your ankle. Here, lean on my shoulder.

Man

Thank you. Would you mind escorting me to the inn?

Jillfunny

How's our guy doing, Aldo? Is he going to be okay?

Aldo

He's injured his ankle. He won't be able to walk for a few days.

Jillfunny

Oh dear. And it looked like he was in such a hurry, too.

Aldo

He said was supposed to be delivering food supplies to Acteul. But with his leg, that's completely out of the question. So I was thinking...

Jillfunny

You want to deliver it for him?

Aldo

Yes! How did you know?

Jillfunny

Travel with you long enough, and you get a feel for these things. I'll join you.

Aldo

I was hoping you'd say that! There's far too much for one person to carry alone.

Jillfunny

Then why don't we get Pyggie to help out?

Pyggie! Are you there?

Aldo

Guess not. Maybe he's busy today.

Jillfunny

Looks like we'll just have to do this without him.

Aldo

Pyggie? Are you okay? Are you hurt?

Pyggie

It's not a big deal. Now, did you need me for something?

Jillfunny

We wanted you to help us transport some supplies, but not if you're wounded, obviously.

Pyggie

Yes, I'm afraid I'll need to rest.

Aldo

Where did those terrible wounds even come from...?

Jillfunny

Oh, this happens sometimes. He goes out alone and comes back hurt. And he never tells me what's been going on. I've found that it's best to just let him have his secrets.

Aldo

R-Right. Then I guess we should get going to Acteul. We can pick up some medicine and treats for Pyggie while we're there.

Jillfunny

That's sweet of you. Thank you.

2. Scene 2

26 lines
Aldo

Is this everything you ordered?

You

Looks that way, thank you. By the way, what happened to the usual delivery guy?

Aldo

He fell over and hurt his leg. Since he can't walk, we offered to make the delivery instead.

You

What a disaster! Well, pass on my regards, will you?

Aldo

Sorry to keep you waiting, Jillfunny. It looks like we're done...

Jillfunny

Shh. I want to hear this.

Man

It's true, I'm telling ya. This monster jumped outta nowhere and attacked our hideout!

Young Man

Well, what d'ya expect, loiterin' out on the highroad? That's coelus territory.

Man

But it wasn't a coelus! Never seen anything like it before. It was white as snow and big as a mountain!

Young Man

It wasn't a coelus? That's weird... Maybe it was a broiler from Lake Tiilen?

Man

Nope, not a broiler. It had fluffy fur, and it was standin' on its hind legs like a human!

Young Man

Huh. Never heard of nothin' like that before.

Man

And it had this pouch with it, so I think it's somebody's pet. Can you imagine that, a monster as a pet?

Oh! And I almost forgot the biggest thing! This monster, right? It talked! And it sounded like it knew about our plan!

Jillfunny

It sounds an awful lot like they're describing Pyggie, doesn't it?

Aldo

I mean, there are certainly similarities... But Pyggie would never do something so violent, would he?

Although, that would explain his injuries...

Jillfunny

Pyggie wouldn't just randomly attack people. There must be something else going on here.

Aldo

I agree. Let's see if we can get some more information out of these men.

Jillfunny

Excuse me, mind if we join you?

Man

Wh-What do you want?

Jillfunny

I couldn't help but overhear. That monster you were describing sounds an awful lot like my friend. Could you tell us more about the incident?

Man

Fine. But it'll be quicker if I just show ya. You up for a trip to our hideout?

Jillfunny

Very well. I assume you're fine with this, too, Aldo?

Aldo

Where is your hideout?

Man

On Derismo Highroad. It ain't far, I'll show ya the way.

3. Scene 3

19 lines
Aldo

THIS is the hideout? It doesn't look like much of a hideout to me.

Jillfunny

Who are you? What are you doing?

Man

What d'ya think we're doin'? You set that monster on us!

Aldo

No, there's been a misunderstanding! Jillfunny would never do that!

Man

Hah! Are you really that ignorant? Never thought I'd get attacked, but hey, it was a blessing in disguise. It allowed me to lure ya here.

Aldo

You lured us here? Why? What's your plan?

Hoodlum

Listen, we ain't got no problem with you, boy. Not if ya know how to keep your mouth shut. Our business here's with the girl.

Jillfunny

Me? But I don't even know you.

Man

What's that on your head, li'l lady? A jeweled helmet? Or is that, like, growin' outta your head?

Actually, who cares. Sell it, put it on show, either way there's a fortune in it for us.

Aldo

You scoundrels! This was your plan? You can't do that to Jillfunny!

Stern Man

Yeah, yeah. Now, li'l lady. If ya don't wanna get hurt, be a good girl and...

Man

Look out! Behind you!

Pyggie

I thought you'd learned your lesson before. Apparently, I went too easy on you.

Are you hurt?

Jillfunny

Pyggie... Why...

Man

You think you can take us by surprise? Well, I hate to disappoint ya, but we were ready for this!

Pyggie

Hmph. You just don't know when to quit.

Aldo

We can talk later! Right now, we fight!

4. Scene 4

8 lines
Aldo

I can't believe they tried to attack Jillfunny just for money. What scumbags.

Jillfunny

Pyggie. First and foremost, I want to thank you for helping me.

But, why? Why did you fight them without telling me? If you knew they had their sights set on me, why didn't you tell me about it? We could have fought them together! And maybe you could have avoided those nasty injuries.

Pyggie

......

Jillfunny

Answer me, Pyggie.

Aldo

I'd guess Pyggie just didn't want to worry you, Jillfunny.

Anyway, we have more important things to deal with. We need to take these thugs to the guards. And we need to tell that merchant about his delivery. We can talk once we get back to Palsifal Palace, okay?

Jillfunny

Fine. Your lecture will just have to wait, Pyggie.

5. Scene 5

28 lines
Jillfunny

......

Pyggie

......

Aldo

I'm back! I've handed the thugs over to the guards and reported back to the merch, Oh, you're still at this?

Come on, Jillfunny, this has gone on long enough. Just forgive Pyggie already.

Jillfunny

Absolutely not. Until he explains himself to me, this is NOT over.

Aldo

(That might be a problem. It doesn't look like Pyggie is going to break anytime soon.) (There must be a reason why he won't explain himself to her...)

Jillfunny, why don't you let me handle this? And maybe you could step outside while I do so.

Jillfunny

YOU want to talk to him?

All right, it's worth a shot. But make sure you share EVERYTHING with me later, yes?

Aldo

Okay Pyggie, now that Jillfunny's gone, would you mind telling me what happened?

Pyggie

This happens quite a lot. Jillfunny just doesn't know about it. It's my job to protect her, and I often spot these threats before she does. So, I deal with them. She's a busy woman. It's only right that I keep these troubles from her doorstep.

Aldo

So you did all this for her sake? (Wait a minute, didn't Jillfunny say she rescued Pyggie when they were younger?)

Is this because you feel you owe her?

Pyggie

No, not really. I wouldn't work so hard just to repay a favor.

She only ever cries alone.

She works so hard to protect others. She deserves someone to do the same for her.

Not a word of this to Jillfunny, okay?

Aldo

My lips are sealed.

I don't get it, though. If you care that much about her, why do you always act so cold?

Pyggie

Well...

Jillfunny

Pyggie! I can't believe you'd keep that from me!

Aldo

Jillfunny? You were eavesdropping on us?!

Jillfunny

Oh, my sweet Pyggie. My darling friend whose heart is as kind as his fur is fluffy.

But from now on...you're so fluffy... You've gotta tell me...sooo fluffy... And we'll face these things togeth, Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, FLUFFY!

Pyggie

Either talk or pet my fur, but you clearly can't do both.

Jillfunny

Fluffy, fluffy, FLUFFY! SOOO FLUFFYYY!

Pyggie

She's always been this way, always messing with my fur. Honestly, the things I have to deal with.

Aldo

And yet you don't get her to stop. I'm glad you two have made up again.