Another Eden story ยท Character quests, Kagurame

One's Vessel, Oneself

Kagurame meets a girl with self-esteem issues, and makes her a little proposal.

5 scenes, 107 lines

1. Scene 1

34 lines
Kagurame

"Monsieur Butterfly's new unisex trousers, for a genderless approach to beauty."

So fashion and gender are no longer tied at the hip? Never did like that sinking ship.

???

Ugh, I've had it! Absolutely had it!

Maiden

It looked so cute on the mannequin, how come it looks like total trash on me? It's not fair!

Mother

Come now, dear, that's not true at all! I think you look lovely.

Maiden

You're just saying that! Ugh, I hate the way I look! Why did I have to be born like this?!

Life would be so much easier if I had been born pretty!

Kagurame

......

Maiden

There I go again, taking it out on my mom. Urgh, why am I always like this?

Kagurame

Ah, there you are. Glad you didn't get off too far.

Maiden

Whoa... She's so pretty...

A-And that outfit! That's... a lot of skin.

Kagurame

This old thing? Well, see these li'l spirits? Don't they just make your heart sing?

How you think I made 'em? All that fabric's gotta come from somewhere, hon. Cut a stitch or two, then skin's bound to show through.

Maiden

O-oh. Cool, I guess.

But, um, what's a beautiful woman like you want with someone like me anyway?

Kagurame

Aww, that's sweet of you to say.

I'm flattered you find my vessel in such a way.

Maiden

Huh? I mean, yeah. Of course I think you're beautiful. I mean, I HAVE eyes.

Kagurame

And yet, you hate the way you're seen.

Maiden

Hey! Just because you're pretty, it doesn't mean you get to make fun of me!

Kagurame

Not makin' fun, hon. I'm proposin' we do a little switch between.

Maiden

You what?

Kagurame

I give you mine, you give me yours.

Let us reverse our fates, and exchange our souls.

Kagurame?

Huh? But that's...but that's me... How am I over there?

Maiden?

Our souls have swapped controls.

Maiden

I didn't even know such magic was possible!

Kagurame

So, how do you find the new you? Better than the one you knew?

Maiden

Well...it doesn't feel as strange as I thought it would...

Kagurame

So what do ya say? Feel like takin' her around the way?

Maiden

Let me think about it.

Kagurame

Of course. Take your time. Walk in my shoes, give those heels a climb.

2. Scene 2

31 lines
Maiden

......

This is incredible! Everyone envies and admires me... This is how it feels to be beautiful? I'm normally too afraid to even look up. I always feel like people are talking about me behind my back.

Kagurame

If your soul's a flower then your body's the vase, hon. Don't like the pot you're put in? Get a new one. Cause it's the seed in the soil that makes the petals pretty, sweetie.

???

Hey there. What brings you to a place like this?

Maiden

You're kidding! A-Am I getting hit on right now?!

Hmm, you know, you'd be cuter if you smiled more...

Wait, hm, actually?

Actually, you're pretty cute already. Hey, how about this? There's this boy in class I'm dating, but he's kind of stuck-up, so I'm looking to trade up. Whatcha think?

Oh, um, I...

Aldo

Kagurame? Are you okay? You look all flustered.

Kagurame

Beg your pardon, Aldo. I'm over here.

Aldo

Kagurame? Is that you? But... What's going on?

Kagurame

This young lady was taken with the way folks see me. So I sprinkled a little fairy dust and made her me and I, she.

Aldo

You mean you swapped souls?!

I understand all the words you said, but when you put them together like that...

Kagurame

Really now? It's no different from changin' one's clothes or one's hair.

Maiden

Huh? You really don't see this as anything important?

Kagurame

To me, the soul's all that matters. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I don't think we should let our worth be beholden to anybody.

Maiden

......!

Try living the rest of your life in that body... Then we'll see how you feel about it! Ugliness is inferiority in our society, and inferiority gets you treated like dirt!

You won't be talking so high and mighty once you've seen how the other side lives!

Kagurame

She ran off...

Aldo

Yeah, and we need to go after her!

Aldo

There are Synth Humans out there, not to mention other dangers. She could get hurt.

Kagurame

Don't worry your pretty little head about that. No matter what happens to that body her soul will stay in tact.

Aldo

......

Kagurame

That said, it would hurt, and a soul remembers pain. I might not mind a little wear and tear, but... That's the kind of trauma I'd rather her soul not bear.

She went this way... To Route 99, it seems.

Shall we? I'll lead.

Mother

That girl will be the death of me! Why would she go out there?

3. Scene 3

7 lines
Aldo

Kagurame, over there!

Synth Human

I heard there were humans invading our territory, but you don't look like one of them hunters to me. Still, we can't run the risk of you leading more humans here, can we? 'Fraid I'm gonna have to kill you.

Aldo

Don't you dare!

Synth Human

What the?! Paper dolls? What is this?

You're the one controlling them? Well, I guess I'll just have to destroy you then!

Aldo

Kagurame!

You can't fight in that body. Stay back!

4. Scene 4

18 lines
Kagurame

Are you hurt?

Maiden

Why are you asking me? You're much more badly injured.

Kagurame

I suppose I am... But lucky for me, it doesn't hurt nearly as all the times I've died.

Maiden

Huh?

Kagurame

Didn't I tell you already? I'm not human, sweetie. This body is just a rental I'm usin' while I'm in the mortal realm. Beat it, cut it, throw it in a ditch, it's the seed that makes the petals, right? My soul will just find a new place to settle.

Maiden

You don't care...at all?

Kagurame

I wouldn't be so carefree if I was mortal, hon. That body's the only one you got, treatin' it like it's precious is normal.

Doesn't matter what the vase looks like, it's still your vase, ain't it sweetie.

Maiden

......

Kagurame

But you don't need to hear me say all that, you've got the picture now. And I guarantee your mom would agree.

???

Lilin!

Lilin

Mom!

Mother

I'm so glad you're safe! I was so worried when I saw you leave the city!

Kagurame

Would'ja look at that... Doesn't matter when or where I am, moms are the warmth that keeps the soul from freezin' in the cold.

Mother

And who are you?

Lilin

Oh, they, um...they rescued me.

Mother

Oh, really? Thank you so much for saving my little girl.

Aldo

You really don't need to thank us. But it's not safe here. We should get back to Elzion.

5. Scene 5

17 lines
Mother

Well, we'll be on our way...

Kagurame

Lilin.

Remember what I said hon. That body is yours and yours alone.

Are the ones on that pretty little face of yours.

The only eyes your beauty is beholden to...

Aldo

I'm glad you're both okay.

When you told me you'd swapped bodies with that girl... I kind of thought, "Oh no, not another dangerous weirdo."

Kagurame

You have quite the sharp tongue.

Aldo

I think that's the normal way to feel... Your magic is really dangerous, for whoever you cast it on, but also for you too.

Kagurame

It only works on folks who let me in or let their guard down. I'm not some body snatcher makin' the rounds.

Aldo

That doesn't make it better... At least you were doing it for her sake, I guess.

Kagurame

At any rate, you humans seem to only ever realize the value of your vessel after the deed is done. She got her education early, I consider that a blessin'.

Aldo

After they pass away? You said something like that earlier, too... Who exactly are you?

Kagurame

I was told many lifetimes ago that the type of man that asks a lady her secrets is the wrong type of man.

Aldo

Many lifetimes? You mean...

Kagurame

Well, I suppose that cat's out of the bag. But yes, I've lived thousands of lifetimes, some good, some bad.

So sit down and listen, and I'll tell you a story about a sweet apparition on a very particular mission...