
GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story ยท Event stories
COIN RUSH SHOWDOWN
14 scenes, 1,479 lines
1. The Manufacturers' Expo
85 linesInside Mustang's office...
A manufacturers' expo?
What the heck is that?
Oui, oui! C'est un manufacturers' expo for the Big Three that keep the Ark running.
We'll be showing products equipped with the latest technologie from the Big Three, and letting the citizens have the full expรฉrience firsthand, bien sรปr!
This will be a bonne opportunitรฉ to share la vision of le company!
Well, this is rather sudden.
Right? So you want us to show everyone that the Big Three are best friends now?
Did you forget we're competitors?
I don't have time to prepare for something like that. I'm better off spending my time refining my tactics.
Again with that tactical nonsense. How are you even supposed to refine something like that in the first place?
What would you people at Missiles know anyway? You're always holed up in your offices, hammering away at your keyboards.
Hey! I told you to stop calling us "Missiles!"
D'accord. Let me give you les dรฉtails.
Un petit moment ago, a higher-up from the Central Government paid me a visit.
They proposรฉ holding la Big Three manufacturers' expo at Coin Rush.
The purpose est trรจs simple.
That is, to showcase la technologie and la vision of the Big Three to the citizens of the Ark.
And, to rassurer them that the Ark is still safe.
Plus, I want the Big Three to prรฉsenter together to le public how the Ark's technologie is advancing every day.
Hmm...
That's unnecessary. If that's what's needed, Missilis would be better off holding our own expo.
Mon Dieu. You're not seeing la bigger picture.
Excuse me?
It's all about comparison.
Displaying the Big Three's latest technologies and visions side by side will naturally invite comparison.
"Huh... Missiles isn't as impressive as Tetra. What? Missiles can't even hold a candle to Elysion."
"Missiles is the lamest out of the Big Three."
That's exactly what will happen.
Hey! You sure are quick to place Missilis dead last, huh?
Well? Am I wrong?
Ugh! You're seriously getting on my nerves.
In other words, this will be the stage where we prove to the citizens of the Ark which manufacturer stands above the rest.
Oui! Exactement!
... But that's not all, is it?
...
Being all quiet doesn't suit you.
I knew it! This is gonna determine which company the Central Government officially recognizes as the best, isn't it?
I thought that's what this was all about. Are we right, Mustang? I guess you didn't become CEO on account of your personality, after all.
Haha. I guess there's no fooling you two.
C'est vrai. The ultimate objective of the manufacturers' expo is to dรฉterminer the best of the Big Three.
The winner will receive the Central Government's officiel backing.
...
...
The Big Three already have une trรจs, trรจs grande influence on their own,
but with the Central Government as your wings... Oh lร lร , c'est unimaginable.
You could become the talk of the Ark, littรฉralement.
You would ascend to the very pinnacle of the Ark, accomplishing what even your prรฉdรฉcesseurs never could.
...
...
I see no reason not to participate.
Duh.
Then how will the rankings be determined?
Isn't it obvious? It'll probably be based on something like visitor numbers and rating.
That way, they'll be able to evaluate our marketing capabilities too, right?
Non.
Then what?
Such an ordinary mรฉthode could never dรฉterminer the best of the Big Three!
Rassemblez les chรฉries equipped with each company's latest technologie!
We're going to have une compรฉtition!
The company of the Nikke who emerges as the winner finale...
shall be crowned la best company of this expo!
...
... What the hell are you talking about?
Each company will select Nikkes equipped with the company's latest technologies and enter them into a tournament-style game.
The company represented by the final winner will be declared the winner of the manufacturers' expo.
Did I understand that correctly?
Oui!!
...
... What kind of competition will it be?
Bien sรปr, it will be a trรจs, trรจs eeeentertaining compรฉtition!
One that's perfect for its venue, Coin Rush!
...
You... you just decided this all on your own, didn't you?
Non! A high-ranking official from the Central Government proposรฉ it personally!
They're someone who understands entertainment, so our discussion went trรจs bien!
Vraiment! Entertainment has une positive influence on everyone!
...
It's been a long time since I've felt this fired up...!
Very well! I'll show you!
The true tactics of entertainment!
Magnifique! Bring it on!
Let's commencer le Coin Rush Showdown!
...
For crying out loud!
2. Bunny Girls Are the Best: A
113 lines...
I'm in a dream.
In a place shimmering in golden light.
Where excited laughter never ceases.
A haven overflowing with drinks and delights.
The air is fresh, the seating is comfortable, and the people are welcoming.
Above all...
Bunny girls.
I'm surrounded by beautiful bunny girls...
Smiling and waving just for me.
We frolic through the golden paradise,
laughing, chatting, and having fun.
Then we laugh and chat some more, having more fun.
In that moment, I'm certain.
I am the happiest man in the world.
*Beep, beep, beep, beep*
... But all dreams must eventually come to an end.
I've never been more resentful of the sound of my alarm clock.
Just like that, I'm robbed of my precious time with my bunny girls,
and I'm kicked right back into a bleak reality.
...
*Sigh* I really love bunny girls.
You like them that much?
Yeah...
Bunny girls are simply the best...
...
That's a voice I shouldn't be hearing in my room.
I slowly open my eyes.
Hey, Instructor.
Hello.
Did you sleep well, Blossom?
I blink a few times to clear my vision...
... only to find four bunny girls gazing down at me.
... Is this a dream?
Guilty.
Okay...
*Wham!*
Guilty slams her heel into my alarm clock, smashing it to pieces and putting an end to its obnoxious beeping.
A cold fragment of the shattered alarm clock grazes my cheek.
... Guess this isn't a dream after all.
Nope, it isn't.
I slowly sit up,
staring at the four bunny girls standing by my bed.
Sin...
Wow, you still recognize me even in this outfit?
Color me impressed, Instructor. Ten points for you!
I mean, she's still wearing her converter...
But I'm not sure I can really call that a bunny girl outfit, though...
My gaze shifts to Guilty, who is standing beside Sin.
Guilty...
She looks very... How should I put this...
... vulnerable, in more ways than one.
I turn my gaze once again.
Flora.
It's a beautiful, sunny day.
Shall we go outside and photosynthesize together? I know a good spot.
Humans and Nikkes cannot photosynthesize.
Those who strive to become a flower will one day bloom, Aster.
Sounds like... *hic* you've got flowers for brains.
Oh, what kind words. Thank you.
Never mind Sin, Guilty, and Flora being here... I have no idea what's going on, but I'll just go along with it.
But what are you doing here, Mana...?
...
Mana says nothing as she gulps down whatever she's holding in her hand.
The sight of Mana getting hammered in a bunny girl outfit...
... You look like you're trapped in a nightmare.
I look around at the bunny girls gathered around my bed once again.
They're all staring intently at me.
All right. I still haven't got the slightest clue what's going on...
But let me wash up first.
...!
Wow, Instructor. Aren't you being a little too casual about this?
Or is handling four girls at once something you do all the time?
You remind me of a white snakeroot.
It's not like that! I just got out of bed, so I need to freshen up!
Plus, splashing some cold water on my face might help me make sense of all this.
Counselor, I'm hungry...
Can I turn on the TV?
This room feels a little barren. Would you mind if I added some flowers?
Do you have any more liquor in your fridge?
... You can do whatever you like in my room, as long as you don't break anything.
I get out of bed and head into the shower.
*Swooosh*
Cold water washes over me and jolts me awake.
Okay. Time to think this through with a clear head.
Guilty, Sin, Flora, and Mana showed up in my room, dressed as bunny girls.
They must have a reason for being here. The only thing that comes to mind right now is...
...
What is it? What could it be? What could possibly make them show up dressed as bunny girls?
*Swooosh*
*Crickets*
... I'm drawing a blank, no matter how hard I think about it.
I should get out for now.
I get dressed and step out of the bathroom.
Sin is watching TV while feeding Guilty.
Guilty's eyes are also glued to the TV screen as she eats the food out of Sin's hand.
Flora is planting flowers in a pot that came from who-knows-where.
Meanwhile, Mana is sitting on a chair, gulping down a can of beer while staring into space.
Everything seems completely normal if not for the fact that they're all dressed as bunny girls.
I take a moment to collect myself before taking a seat.
All right. What's going on?
3. Bunny Girls Are the Best: B
147 linesTo summarize what Sin told me...
The Big Three manufacturers' expo is being held at Coin Rush, where each company will showcase their latest technologies and vision.
As part of this event, each company will select a team of elite Nikkes to compete against one another.
The company represented by the competition's final winner will be crowned the overall winner of the Big Three manufacturers' expo.
The winning company will officially receive support from the Central Government.
That company will also take center stage at the next expo.
In other words, this is a corporate showdown to decide the best of the Big Three, disguised as an entertainment event.
Nikkes participating in the competition are free to equip themselves with any gear that showcases their company's latest technology.
For Missilis, it's these bunny girl outfits.
I'm fine with the bunny girl outfits, but... Wait, no, I mean...
I'm fine with showcasing the latest technology, but why bunny girls?
Apparently, all participating Nikkes must wear outfits that embody the spirit of entertainment. That was a mandatory rule.
Though I'm not exactly sure what's so entertaining about these outfits...
Oh, bunny girl outfits are definitely entertaining. I'll give you that.
Gotta say, though, this is an interesting lineup.
For a corporate competition, I'd expect a little more...
Heh. You expected more elite Nikkes to compete?
Good question. Why did they put together a ragtag team of two criminals, a gardener, and a researcher?
That's not what I meant...
Allow me to explain.
Syuen was determined to win this competition and spared no effort in preparing for it.
Her plan A was to have Matis, Missilis's strongest squad, participate.
However, they were unable to, as they had to continue their surface defense operations.
Plan B was to have Electric Shock and Mighty Tools compete.
This plan also fell through, as both squads are holding key positions within the Ark.
Her plan B-2 was...
She really didn't want to resort to plan C, huh.
... to have the School Circle and Dazzling Pearl squads of the M.M.R. Vocational School participate.
However, this plan was quickly abandoned because it would be inappropriate for student Nikkes to wear outfits that embody the entertainment spirit.
That's probably for the best.
All other Nikkes are currently deployed on different dispatch missions and cannot operate as a team.
In the end, Syuen was forced to resort to plan C,
and Real Kindness Squad was chosen to compete.
Woohoo!
...
I'm surprised you actually got permission.
Liar.
Aww, come on. Have a little more faith in your squadmate.
Ten demerit points to Guilty for not trusting her squadmate!
...
What about Quency?
We couldn't get ahold of her. I'm guessing she's avoiding us on purpose.
Or maybe she's just preoccupied with something else at the moment...
O-ohhh... I can't imagine what she might be doing...
...
What about you, Flora?
She volunteered.
I was hoping to establish a business relationship with Carnation.
Carnation...?
She means Mustang.
Coin Rush is always brimming with people, making it one of the busiest establishments in the Ark.
If I could arrange a deal to supply them with my flowers on a regular basis...
the garden's standing would rise, and Lobelia wouldn't be able to push us around.
My goal is to promote the beauty of my flowers through this competition and win Carnation over.
That's pretty ambitious.
I must prepare for the future if I'm to survive Lobelia's whims, after all.
...
Then, why are you here of all people, Mana?
...
... Mana downs the can of beer in her hand.
*Sigh*
Although I primarily work as a researcher at M.M.R.,
I'm also in charge of the rehabilitation program at the Rehabilitation Center.
It was a direct order from Syuen. I had no choice but to comply.
Since Sin and Guilty are part of this newly formed Plan C squad,
I was assigned as both their supervisor and the one in charge.
I've been warned that I'll be held responsible if either of them gets themselves into trouble.
Hey, we've been rehabilitated! Of course we're not going to cause any trouble.
Yeah. We don't do stuff like that anymore...
Mana takes another swig of beer.
*Sigh*
I was forced into this position, and now I'm expected to take responsibility if anything goes wrong.
Don't you think that's going a little too far? Huh, Commander?
*Gulp, gulp*
Mana... Maybe you should stop drinking...
I can't... *hic* I can't exactly quit my job, you know...
Besides, just look at what I'm being forced to wear...
The only way I can stay sane is by drinking.
*Gulp, gulp*
... I think it's best to just leave her be for now.
Anyway, that's how things are now.
Okay, I get the gist of what's going on now.
But what does all this have to do with you showing up in my room?
Hehe, who knows?
Oh, are they here already? Will you be able to handle this on your own?
Yeah... Don't worry...
...?
Guilty trudges out of the room.
We're hoping you'll become our commander.
You'll come up with a strategy, devise a scheme, and lead us to victory.
With you on our side, I think our little motley Plan C squad might have a chance to win.
I would greatly appreciate your help as well.
...
What are you plotting, Sin?
Hmm? I already told you.
I just want to help our CEO. She believed in our potential and waited for us to be rehabilitated rather than discarding us.
Since we've been successfully rehabilitated, it's only fair that we do this for her, don't you think?
*Crash! Thud! Boom!*
Suddenly, I hear a loud commotion outside my room.
Ah, looks like it's begun.
I figured a lot of Nikkes would come looking for you too, but there seem to be a lot more than I expected.
At this rate, Guilty might not be able to stop them all on her own.
Poor Guilty... She worked up the courage to volunteer as a meat shield just so she could compete alongside you, but you're refusing to budge.
Tell me what you're really after.
You don't trust me, either. You simply find me interesting.
*Crash! Bam! Boom!*
Guilty's really fighting hard out there. I guess she really wants to compete by your side.
You're changing the subject again.
You believed in us and helped us through our rehabilitation, Instructor. We just want to prove to you that your faith in us wasn't misplaced, that's all.
You changed your story. You said you were doing it for Syuen.
Come on, that was obviously just an excuse. This is the real reason.
*Boom! Thud! Crack!*
Hahah, sounds like things are getting pretty intense out there.
Just how serious is Guilty about this?
If you would just go out there and tell her you're joining the Plan C squad, you could put Guilty out of her misery. What do you say?
Then she'd have no reason to put herself on the line like that.
...
I know I'm playing right into her hands, but I don't really have a choice right now.
I get up from my seat...
Oooh...
... and walk over to the door.
I press the button.
*Whirr*
Stop fighting, everyone. I've already made up my mind to join Plan C.
...
... The hallway is empty save for Guilty, who stands there alone.
Beside her is a large speaker that periodically plays battle sound effects.
...
*Sigh*
Ta-da! Instructor has decided to join Plan C!
You said so yourself, so no going back on your word, okay?
If you do, I'll dock you a whole two hundred points!
Though I'm sure you already know the importance of keeping your word.
... Fine. I won't go back on it.
So, what now?
...
What?
4. Tactical Maneuver: A
103 linesAs I arrive at Coin Rush with Plan C,
I am greeted by a sea of bunny girls.
This is like something out of a dream...
A total of ninety-nine bunny girls have gathered.
Thirty-three from each manufacturer were sent to participate.
Of course, most of them are mass-produced Nikkes, since they can't afford to spare that many elite Nikkes.
These ninety-nine bunny girls will be participating in the competition.
So where's the part that actually matters? The expo booths...?
They're set up in a small corner of Coin Rush.
When you have a chance, feel free to take a look at all the new technologies.
Of course, that will have to wait until after the competition.
What are the rules of the competition?
Hmm, not sure.
What do you mean, "you're not sure?" I thought it was about to start.
On the floor, I notice numbered squares.
I look around to find each Nikke standing in one of the numbered squares.
I see. It seems we must stand in our assigned squares.
Yeah. That's all I've been told.
There are... so many people...
Syuen signed us up too late. Now we can barely see the front.
I look around the plaza full of bunny girls.
Amidst them, I spot some familiar faces.
And then I catch sight of something oddly out of place.
Wait, there are maids here too?
I mean, maid uniforms have plenty of entertainment value too.
Once again, I look around the plaza, filled with bunny girls and maids.
Everyone seems to be looking around, confused about what's going on.
Looks like everyone was given the same amount of information...
It seems the only thing we know is that we know nothing... Which is a problem.
*Fanfare*
At that moment, military marching music begins blaring as a disco ball unfolds in the center of the plaza.
Emerging from within...
Testing, testing. Hello everyone!
... is an unfamiliar face.
I'm the head of security and your host for Coin Rush Showdown.
Rest assured, I will do everything in my power to ensure your safety and a fair competition.
Before we begin the first round, please welcome Ms. Ingrid, CEO of Elysion.
Greetings, soldiers.
I am Ingrid, CEO of Elysion, and the leader in tactical innovation.
Welcome to the competition commemorating the first manufacturers' expo!
And now, let the first round of Coin Rush Showdown begin!
Introducing... "Tactical Maneuver!"
*Fanfare*
Across from the plaza where everyone is standing,
a colossal doll modeled after Ingrid emerges with its back turned toward us, accompanied by booming music.
*Ziiing*
A laser beam appears directly behind the giant doll.
Above it, the word "GOAL" hovers.
The rules are simple!
Don't get caught moving!
The key to tactics is stealth!
Under no circumstances should you get caught! That is all!
With that, Ingrid disappears.
Murmurs ripple through the crowd as all kinds of speculation run rampant.
Just then...
All right, everyone!
Round one of Coin Rush Showdown!
Tactical Maneuver!
Begins!
Green tactics, red tactics.
A familiar phrase echoes from the giant Ingrid doll.
*Whoosh*
Suddenly, it whips its head around to face us.
Its face bears an uncanny resemblance to Ingrid's furious expression.
Isn't this a game...?
Uts rud lite, grun lite.
... What?
...
She said, "It's Red Light, Green Light."
I think she's trying to be careful, since we could get caught just for moving our mouths.
I'm safe because I have my converter, though.
All ninety-nine bunny girls and maids, gathered in the plaza seem to have immediately grasped the rules of this round.
Not a single person moves.
After a short pause, the Ingrid doll's head swivels back around.
Green tactics...
Everyone begins running toward the laser beam marked "GOAL".
It's an incredible sight to behold as nearly a hundred participants charge forward at once.
Since we're in the very back row, all I can see are the bunny girls' behinds as they dash forward...
Counselor... Stop sneaking glances at their butts and run...
N-no, that's not what I'm...!
Red...
Stop.
Plan C come to a halt.
Ahead, some of the bunny girls continue running.
... tactics!
The Ingrid doll's head turns, and silence settles over the plaza.
However, one Nikke was unable to slow down in time. She stumbles before regaining her balance.
Another Nikke unused to wearing high heels loses her balance and falls to the ground.
A Nikke giggles at the sight, while another points and teases playfully.
It looks like several Nikkes are eliminated.
Tactical extermination.
*Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!*
Small missiles shoot out from the Ingrid doll's mouth, leaving behind trails of smoke.
They strike the eliminated Nikkes with pinpoint accuracy.
*Bzzzzzt! Bzzzt! Bzzzzzt!*
The Nikkes let out startled cries and drop to the ground.
Those who panic and move suffer the same fate. They, too, are struck by missiles before collapsing to the ground.
...
Are they seriously taking it this far?
5. Tactical Maneuver: B
93 linesI stare blankly at the unconscious Nikkes.
Just then, a broadcast echoes throughout Coin Rush.
Behold! Elysion's ultra-precision missiles, currently under development!
Of course, we've dialed it back down to suppression rounds for this demonstration. But combat-ready missiles could take out even a Master-class Rapture!
Elysion is the only manufacturer capable of producing such high-precision weapons!
Amazing! I expect nothing less from Elysion, the forefront of tactical innovation!
These missiles are a work of art! Not only is their homing capability incredible, but their precision is truly impressive!
Right. I almost forgot that this was the manufacturers' expo.
Still, aren't they taking this a little too far?
Green tactics, red...
J-just run! Come on!
Ugh... The floor is spinning. Elysion never disappoints. Their technology is truly remarkable.
That's because you drank too much!
We break into another sprint.
... tactics!
*Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!*
Another volley of ultra-precision missiles relentlessly strikes the eliminated Nikkes.
As long as we don't push our luck, we should be able to clear this round with ease.
The problem is...
Instructor. Over there. Look at the goal marker without turning your head.
The letters are gradually fading. That must be the countdown.
Three more turns and the letters will probably disappear. If we don't cross the goal line by then...
Il ee eereemunutud.
You said "We'll be eliminated," right? You're probably right.
We have to go faster somehow.
We started from the very back, so unless we pick up the pace, we'll never make it to the front.
Besides, it seems like the bunny girls in front of us are playing it as safe as possible.
Wud doo wu doo?
What else can we do? We just have to try our best.
Green tactics, red tactics.
... We don't make much progress. The group directly in front of us is moving too cautiously.
I turn my eyes to the goal marker.
... It has noticeably faded.
A few groups who have noticed the change exchange glances, but the group in front of us hasn't caught on yet.
We have two more turns left. If we don't do something by then...
Hmm...
... Sin moves her arm.
Wa ah ye dooin...?!
Shhh!
Sin shushes me when I question what she's doing.
... Apparently, the bunny girl standing in front of us keeps Sin's movements from being detected.
Sin's arm inches forward...
toward the bunny girl in front of us...
until she grazes the bunny girl's butt.
Eeek!
The bunny girl lets out a scream and jumps up in surprise.
Startled by the sight, a few other bunny girls flinch and move instinctively.
*Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!*
Even as the ultra-precision missiles close in on her,
the bunny girl whose butt was grazed continues to stare at me in disbelief.
... I desperately plead my innocence with my eyes, but it's no use.
*Bzzzzzzt!*
As the bunny girl collapses, I shoot Sin an indignant look.
Sin simply smirks back at me.
Green tactics, red tactics.
... Regardless, thanks to the bunny girls ahead of us getting taken out, we are able to cover quite a bit of ground.
Only one turn remains. If we don't make it to the finish line this time, we'll be eliminated.
I glance over at Sin.
Her eyes are narrowed with amusement.
Green tactics...
Several bunny girls instinctively react to Sin's voice.
... All of them are immediately struck down by the missiles.
... Sin.
All right. Get ready.
Green tactics...
I sprint forward with all my might.
We take the lead, and the goal line is inches from us.
Once we cross this line, we'll clear round one without anyone being eliminated.
Be tactical.
... Suddenly, Ingrid's voice seems to echo in my head.
That's right. Knowing Ingrid...
Don't touch the laser beam!
Jump over it instead!
Ooh.
O-okay.
As you wish, Blossom.
Ugh... my stomach...
Everyone in Plan C jumps over the laser beam.
Behind us, a few bunny girls come into contact with it...
*Bzzzzzzt!*
... Caught in the laser trap, they fall to the ground.
Red tactics.
*Fanfare*
Round over!
In the first round of Coin Rush Showdown, Tactical Maneuver...
Only fifty-two participants remain!
Wooohooo!!
The spectators erupt in cheers and applause.
Members of Plan C look at each other and smile, having all survived.
However...
I can't help but quietly glare at Sin.
6. Bunny x Bunny x Maid: A
84 lines*Beep*
A massive display screen lights up in the middle of Coin Rush.
On it, the portraits of all ninety-nine participants are displayed.
The portraits of the eliminated participants go dark immediately after.
So, it's your classic battle royale.
Sin, why did you do that back there?
What do you mean? To win, of course.
... I don't want you doing that ever again.
Hmph... Fine. Got it.
*Bang!*
Everyone turns around as a sound completely out of place at Coin Rush catches us all off guard.
For the bunny girls that don't make it past the finish line in time...
The guards are opening fire on them.
The bunny girls slump to the floor.
... Ugh, maybe I'm still drunk. Why am I seeing things...?
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. This is simply a safety measure to isolate the eliminated participants.
Given the large number of participants in this competition, there is no telling when or where an unexpected intrusion may occur. These measures have been put in place for that very reason, so we seek your understanding.
All measures are taken to deliver the ultimate entertainment experience,
and qualified experts are on site to ensure that safety remains our top priority.
All rounds used are non-lethal suppression rounds, and incapacitated Nikkes will be transported to a secure recovery room.
We would never allow anything unpleasant to happen in a place dedicated to entertainment!
*Bang!*
Despite hearing the head of security's explanation, the scene before us feels unsettling.
However...
*Bang!*
Hmm... These suppression rounds are impressive. Looks like they've been optimized to knock out the target without causing pain.
For some reason, the moment I spot Sugar firing at the eliminated participants, a wave of relief washes over me.
Sugar!
*Bang!*
What are you doing here?
I'm doing volunteer work.
Mustang offered to overlook all the trouble I've caused so far at Coin Rush, in exchange for me working security for this event.
He made that offer to me himself, so I had no other choice.
So here I am, shooting to my heart's content.
Hmm... So the security team is also in charge of running the event...
Seems that way. I don't really know the details, though.
Where's Black Typhoon?
They wouldn't let me bring it in. Isn't that ridiculous? Denying entry to a bike in this day and age?
Anyway, I'm done here.
I gotta run and prep for the next round.
Good luck, Partner.
You take care too, Sugar.
Uh-huh. See ya, then.
Oh, by the way...
Being a bunny girl suits you.
... What did you just say?!
My, my. Looks like you've got quite the overprotective squadmate. See ya 'round.
Sugar quickly walks away.
The other guards rush about, busy loading the unconscious Nikkes onto stretchers and carrying them away.
We will take a short break before moving onto the next round!
Here's a little tip: every challenge was personally designed by the CEO of each manufacturer.
Please bear in mind that the challenges will proceed in the order of Elysion, Tetra, and Missilis.
Each manufacturer will host two rounds, for a total of six rounds.
If you're familiar with each manufacturer's specialties, you can probably make an educated guess about what kind of challenges to expect!
That's all for my special tip!
All participants are welcome to relax at the lodgings provided by the organizers.
The broadcast comes to an end.
Soon, the display screen starts playing the highlights from the first round, Tactical Maneuver.
But something doesn't seem right.
Oh, it's Sin.
Oh my, Oleander's ploy is being featured.
Hmm...
The screen blatantly displays Sin's antics: her grazing the other Nikke's butt, and the fake signal that led to several eliminations.
...
Suddenly, I feel countless eyes on us.
All of the bunny girls in the plaza are staring at us.
Oh... Oh dear...
Haha, well... I'm used to these kinds of looks. It's fine.
We are most absolutely not.
Don't you think that edit is a bit malicious, though? Why do they just keep focusing on meee?
Ohhh, I'm so embarrassed. I'm gonna go take a break.
Wait. Going off on your own isn't a good idea.
7. Bunny x Bunny x Maid: B
119 linesAww, come on! The accommodations are lame!
This certainly has the look of a place where one could get drunk and crash, sprawled out wherever they please.
I'll do just that.
*Pop!* *Fizz* *Gulp, gulp, gulp*
*Sigh*
... Mana flops onto the ground and immediately passes out.
Flora lies down beside her.
Are you feeling okay, Flora?
I'm perfectly all right, Blossom.
Because the alcohol warmed up Aster, she feels like a cozy fireplace.
Like most flowers, I dislike the cold.
Are you going to take a nap?
Yes. I make sure to rest whenever I have the opportunity. It helps restore my vitality.
Flora wraps her arms around Mana and drifts off ridiculously fast.
Hmm...
Sin scans the room, her eyes narrowed.
The place is already filled with bunny girls taking a break.
They all seem to be relaxing peacefully in their own ways, but it's clear they're paying close attention to us.
I can't believe they can actually sleep through this tension. Must be nice.
You're the one who created this situation.
Haha, I guess you're right. I brought this upon myself, didn't I?
Is this really fun for you, Sin?
You call this hanging out with everyone?
Yup. Look how many people are working toward the same goal as me!
So yeah, this is what hanging out together means.
I just made things a little more fun
Actually, I think you ruined the fun.
Why though?
Because you use your words to manipulate others.
...
Sin stares at me intently,
but I can't tell what she's thinking.
It can't be helped.
... What?
Instructor.
My words...
... exist solely to manipulate others.
I don't know how else to use them.
All my life, I've never been able to get anything through my own efforts. It's always been that way.
So what else could I do?
What could someone like me do when words are all I have?
Take a guess, Instructor. A hundred points if you get it right.
...
Ding! Time's up.
The correct answer is... make someone else get what I want!
That's how I've always gotten what I want, by being a chatterbox.
I've always gotten what I want by using my words to manipulate others.
Now, bonus question!
With no other talents besides a gift for the gab,
what should I do to get what I want from now on?
Even I don't know the answer to this question either, so a whopping five hundred points if you can figure it out!
... Sin.
Ding! I may not know the answer either, but I know my name isn't it!
Since you didn't get a single question right, you get five points deducted.
... Dummy.
... Huh?
You're a dummy, Sin.
S-stop... Don't touch my armpits...
You're the one holding your arm up and asking for it! Tickle tickle tickle!
Ngh... Ahh...! S-stop...!
What, you can't hold it in anymore? Huh?
Nngh, stop...! I'm starting to feel weird...!
Oh? Weird how?
I-I don't... know... Ngh...!
... Wait, this is getting dangerous.
What I just witnessed is so mind-shattering that it completely resets my brain, wiping away every serious thought I was having...
*Whirr*
*Clink, clink, clink*
... Suddenly, the ceiling splits open and coins pour down like rain.
They shower down all over Guilty and Sin.
A deafening silence fills the room.
*Dum-tss, dum-dum-tss*
The silence is broken by the sudden sound of techno music.
Mic test.
Mr. Mustang! Give us a rundown of the rules!
Round deux, c'est Entertainment Coin Catch!
Collect les coins dispersed around the accommodations, and keep them safe.
Any chรฉrie left sans coin when the limited time is up... is eliminated!
Will there be enough coins pour everyone?
Don't hรฉsitez to make judgments and act on them!
The second round of Coin Rush Showdown!
Entertainment Coin Catch!
Begins!
We need to grab the coins, Anchor!
Okay.
We have to take down Guilty first! She's likely the strongest one here when she's unarmed!
Leave it to me! Witness the might of a Tactical Maid! Tactical tactics!
Tactical tactics!
T-tactics!
It's Elysion's army of maids...!
Come on, Soda!
C-coming!
Bring it on, you heinous criminals!
Pardon us, Master!
E-excuse us!
Hey, Pal! Move out of the way before you get hurt!
Now Tetra's army of bunny girls...!
Yeah?
Send them all flying.
*Clink, clank*
The holographic chain rippling around Guilty's arm shatters.
*Whooosh!*
Steam billows from Guilty's newly freed arms.
Whew...
... Her restraints are gone.
Guilty has freed herself from her restraints.
... E-everyone, run! Get back!
Huh? Are you talking to us?
Why...?
No, not you!
Everyone, take cover!!
8. Frosty Gazes
108 lines*Whoosh*
Guilty drives her fist forward.
Incredibly, an enormous shockwave rips through the entire room.
*Crasshhh!*
The maid and bunny girl army charging at us are knocked backward.
The participants' belongings go flying everywhere,
and the room descends into utter chaos.
How is it? Is it useful?
Yeah... definitely...
Great. Now show them what you can do.
Okay...
Wait, Guilty! Don'tโ
Hyaaaaaah!
Mast charges toward us, both arms raised to shield her face.
Anchor and Privaty follow close behind.
D-don't we look a little too much like a choo-choo train?
We're a tactical train.
Suddenly, a shadow looms over us. I turn to look up.
Ade closes in on us, suspended from the ceiling by her hooks.
Soda clings desperately to Ade's waist,
while Milk is already jumping down toward us.
We're getting attacked simultaneously from the front and above!
Then I'll swing once toward the front and once toward the ceiling.
Haha! Knock 'em down!
Guilty adjusts her stance.
She puts her weight behind the punch, then throws it straight ahead.
*Ka-boom!!*
Another shockwave erupts and slams into the maids.
Mast, Anchor, and Privaty fly through the air before tumbling across the floor.
Argh! I'm dying!
That shockwave...!
C-could the both of you please get off of me?!
Next, above...
Guilty lowers her stance before unleashing a devastating uppercut.
*Ka-boom!!*
A tornado-like shockwave catches the three attackers from above.
Flipped onto their backs by the shockwave, the three are sent soaring toward the ceiling.
*Splat, splat, splat*
Ade, Soda, and Milk slam into the ceiling one after another.
Goodness gracious...!
Ugh...! I can't breathe...!
W-we've been turned into a bunny girl burger!
*Thud, thud, thud*
The three bunny girls come unstuck from the ceiling and fall to the ground.
... Silence ensues.
The room falls quiet.
Neither the maid army that was sent flying nor the bunny girl army that crashed to the ground dares to move a muscle.
All they can do is stare at Guilty, the coinkeeper from hell.
*Clink*
Guilty shifts her stance slightly, and the scattered coins scrape against the floor with a soft metallic sound.
Even that faint sound makes everyone flinch.
... We won.
Nobody dares to come any closer... though I'd do the same if I were in their shoes.
I'm glad that those six were the ones who charged in first.
They seemed like the strongest contenders to win this competition.
Even with all six of them charging at her at once, they couldn't even get close to Guilty. The other participants probably wouldn't dare try, right?
But seriously, I never thought I'd see someone unleash shockwaves with a single punch.
You actually woke up just to explain things? That's some dedication.
This is the latest model in Missilis's line of wearable tech. For now, we're calling it "Bunny Suit."
Guilty and Sin have both been issued one, and the suits are specifically designed for combat.
For Guilty, it even doubles as her restraints, but she can activate Engage Mode whenever she wants.
It allows her to generate shockwaves in the direction of her punches.
The suit has no inherent offensive capabilities, so it basically just turns Guilty into a high-powered fan.
The idea is to use the shockwaves to disrupt the opponent's balance, then finish them off with Guilty's crushing strength.
What about Sin's?
That's a secret. Maybe I'll show you later.
That's the end of my explanation. I'm going back to sleep.
Uh, okay... Good night.
*Snore*
Well then, all I have to do is keep one of these coins on me.
As long as we keep holding them off like this, I'll be the sole survivor.
That means Missilis will win.
We can't win so soon...
Hey, you there! Bunny girls! Let's team up!
Sure! We'll join forces and take them down!
...Tsk. If that's how it is, let's give it everything we've got.
Guilty. Whatever happens, don't hurt them.
That's not going to be easy... They're really good at fighting...
I guess I'll join you this time, thenโ
*Beeeeeep*
A grating buzzer rings out across Coin Rush.
Attention! This is an announcement from the organizers!
The second round of Coin Rush Showdown, Entertainment Coin Catch,
will be declared invalid due to foul play by Missilis!
... Huh?
... Invalid? Foul play?
Violence of any kind is strictly prohibited during Coin Rush Showdown!
While physical contact during the competition is unavoidable, deliberate acts of violence will not be tolerated!
Does Missilis Industry truly intend to resort to such means to achieve victory?
If so, you are sorely mistaken! The organizers' stance is clear!
We will not tolerate any behavior that ruins the entertainment everyone came here to enjoy for the sake of corporate gain!
This is a competition meant for everyone to enjoy! This is not a brawl!
We apologize for not making this rule clear beforehand!
We assumed everyone would share the same spirit and enjoy the competition!
In light of these circumstances, this round will be nullified, and all current participants will advance to the third round!
In addition, rounds will no longer be initiated without prior notice!
We believed that elements of surprise were the very essence of entertainment,
but we've come to realize that some participants, blinded by their desire to win, might take things too far!
No additional rounds will be held for the rest of the day! Round three will commence tomorrow after lunch!
Therefore, all participants, please rest easy and take your break!
That is all!
The broadcast ends.
As for us...
In the aftermath, we are met with even frostier gazes than before.
9. An Awkward? Situation: A
104 linesOh lร lร , la compรฉtition has become trรจs intense, more than I anticipated!
I thought it was un bon concept, but...
This all happened because Missilis became blinded by their desire to win.
What are you on about? Did you seriously think we're here to play nice and have a good time instead of fighting to win?
There's still a line you don't cross.
Ingrid, arrรชte.
Sรปrement, you've noticed it too, non?
... Yes, but I just couldn't resist teasing Missiles.
Unfortunately, it's not yet time. For now, we should wait and see how this plays out.
D'accord.
Hey! What are you two whispering about?
I'm warning you. If you two are plotting to screw over Missilis, you'd better be ready for the consequences.
Because I'll stop at nothing to get what I want. Got it?
C'est horrible! My body is trembling in shock.
Also, what's the deal with that head of security? Why's he acting so cocky?
What's wrong with bending the rules or getting a little physical in a competition? Why's he making such a fuss? Who does he think he is?
Ahh, I get it now. The organizers, Elysion, and Tetra... you're all in cahoots, aren't you?
Oh, this personne est un higher-up from le Central Government.
... What?
He est trรจs sincรจre about entertainment. In fact, he's l'organiser of Coin Rush Showdown.
He's even overseeing la compรฉtition.
I was impressed his dรฉvotion to entertainment, that's why I let him rent Coin Rush pour la compรฉtition.
Wait... I thought he was the head of security?
There's a time limit on this arrangement. Once la compรฉtition ends, he must retourner to his original post.
Seriously... Why is he so obsessed with entertainment?
Haha! C'est what entertainment is all about!
For crying out loud, stop yelling all of a sudden!
I'm starting to get hungry. Shall we get something to eat?
As a matter of fact, I've already prepared le dรฎner. It will arrive trรจs soon.
I see. I appreciate it.
...
Bien sรปr, your portion is included, Syuen. Calme, calme.
Ha! Do I look like I have time to sit around and have a nice little meal with the both of you?
Oui.
It would be rude to turn down a personal dinner invitation from the CEO of Tetra.
There will be a lot of dรฉlicieux cakes, too.
...
Fine. I guess I could eat with you this time.
Good grief. It's not easy appeasing a child.
Y-you little...!
We're all sitting in the restaurant, having our meal.
Ahhh...
This soup is perfect for a hangover. Now I can drink some more.
Hmm... I wonder if I can get some of this to go.
Are you planning on drinking, curing your hangover, and then drinking some more?
Indeed. That way I can remain intoxicated.
And I can make sure I'm not drunk at the same time.
Only those who observe me can determine my state.
Wouldn't you say that this is the very pinnacle of quantum mechanics?
From my observation, I'd say you're very drunk.
That aside, we're getting quite a few intense looks.
I can barely eat in peace.
Oh, Chef? Seconds for all of these dishes, please.
I didn't know you were a such big eater, Flora.
It's not often I get to enjoy such rich cuisine, after all.
Not to mention, participants get to enjoy all the amenities free of charge. There's no reason not to make the most of it.
Counselor.
Oh, right. Here. Say ahh.
Ahh...
I place a bite-sized piece of steak into Guilty's mouth.
The way she munches on her food is cute.
Why don't you remove your restraints while you eat?
I can't... Once I remove it, there's a cooldown...
So I need to wait before I can remove it again...
*Hic* Huh? The cooldown's been over for a while.
Ahh...
Ahh...
... What an obvious ploy.
Haha, Guilty's such a spoiled baby!
... But I have to say,
People are giving us some really serious looks.
Well... Can't say I'm surprised.
I look around.
Despite how spacious the restaurant is, it's packed with participants and spectators.
Yet, there is no one sitting near our table.
Instead, they're just watching us from afar.
They don't bother us or show any interest in us.
All they do is just watch.
I mean, you did run wild out there.
The organizers branding us as the villains has a lot to do with it too.
Haha, that's so mean.
To be fair, having a villain works in their favor.
It gets the viewers that much more invested.
... This is concerning, though. They'll be targeting us first from now on.
Counselor. Ahh...
Well, we'll just have to go along with it.
*Clack, clack*
... The sudden sound of high heels draws closer. It seems like several people are approaching.
I steal a glance at Sin and Guilty, whose attention is also fixed on where the sound came from.
Hmm... things could get complicated if they go on another rampage.
Since we're already in this deep, should we just become archvillains?
Counselor. Ahh...
Hehe, having fun?
Jeez, it's so cramped over here. Scoot over so I can sit.
Oh? Looks like the party's already started here! I guess this is my cue to bring out my prized rum...
Enough drinking already. You've been at it since before you even got here.
Oh, our food's ready. We'll go grab it. Mind saving our seats?
I'll come with you and help.
10. An Awkward? Situation: B
124 linesI've been meaning to say this, but I want to try on that mask too.
Are you sure? If you hear me speak without it, you'll want to give me everything you have.
Whoa, like a hypnosis app or something?
A-a hypnosis app? That's actually a thing?
... How do you know about such things?
I-I don't know a thing about it. This is the first time I've heard of it.
...
Haha, it's nothing like that. Apparently there's just something about my voice that messes with people's brain waves.
That's why talking without this converter is practically a crime.
That's pretty cool. Can you emit ultrasonic waves like dolphins?
Haha! I'm not some kind of monster.
Was your voice always like that?
...
I-I think you're prying a little too much... though I'm actually curious too.
That's what's so scary about innocent curiosity.
Yeah, it's been like this since I was manufactured.
Needless to say, it's gotten me into plenty of trouble.
Must be nice. I'm jealous.
... Why?
I think it's awesome.
I think it'd be even cooler if your mask was designed as a starfish.
... Starfish? Like, an actual starfish?
Yeah. Give me a second, I'll design it for you.
Huh? Right now?
Yeah.
Um... Sure.
... As expected, cunning can never beat out pure innocence.
Okay, but why can't I give flowers milk?
I'm actually more curious why you want to give milk to flowers in the first place.
Because milk is more nutritious than water, obviously.
So wouldn't the flowers grow stronger and faster if you gave them milk instead of water?
No, it doesn't.
Of course, we can't just give milk directly to flowers, but it might be worth extracting specific nutrients from it.
Milkweed, would you mind sharing some of your milk with me?
... What?
Hmm? You don't carry some on you?
O-Oh... Ohhhhh. That's what you meant, haha...
Sure, I have some. I always have milk on me. Milk coffee is the only true coffee, after all.
Speaking of which, wanna try some of this coffee? It's our cafe's new milk coffee.
Would this be Milk Coffee No. 13, then? How is it different from Milk Coffee No. 12?
Well, the coffee-to-milk ratio is... Wait, how'd you know?
I go to Cafe Sweety every now and then, since your coffee has quite the kick.
What? Really? You should've said something! I would've given you a lot of freebies.
Whenever I visited, you weren't there.
Thank you very much.
Ooh, looks like they've started drinking. We can't lose to them!
That's right. I won't lose.
Those aren't even the same kind of drinks...
Cheers!
Cheeeers!
Whew, this hits the spot!
Nothing helps with work stress quite like a drink.
Yeah! I know exactly what you mean!
My boss is the worst...
Uh-huh! I get it, I get it!
And my work is endless...
That's right! It never ends! Why do we have to clean the deck so darn often?!
... Let's drink.
Yes, let's drink!
... Both of you, quit drinking already...
Ahh...
Soda, give her something citrusy this time.
Okay.
Whoa... the greasiness just disappeared.
Hehe. Refreshing, isn't it? It cleanses your palate and it'll get your appetite going too.
Then you get another taste of that umami flavor. Now, say ahh.
Ahh...
Hehe. How does it taste?
This is the best... It's so delicious.
Even the same dish can have its flavors elevated depending on the order in which it's enjoyed.
Now then, shall we refresh our palate with a little dessert? Say ahh.
Dessert is a magical food that brings happiness, after all.
Looks like she's completely overwhelmed by the impeccable service of these professional maids... even if they're dressed as bunny girls right now.
Oh, well...
Since Guilty's ridiculously strong, she ends up causing trouble without meaning to.
So she always has to wear restraints as a safety precaution.
Ahh...
Hehe. I'm delighted to see you enjoying your meal.
Let me get you something to drink.
She's strong. She sent us flying earlier.
Why not? You scared?
I don't like bullying people who are weaker than me...
Wh-what did you just say?
Get up! Get up and fight me!
S-stop eating! And stop feeding her! Get up!
...
Milk is pretty weak. She always loses to me.
W-what...?!
She loses every time. She can't even fight back.
...
...
You're... you're talking about sparring right?
...
... Um, I think I'll head out now.
Sit down.
Sit.
You guys were talking about sparring... right?
Y-you know what, I forgot this was the manufacturers' expo. I'm gonna go take a look around.
I make my escape.
11. Framing the Villain: A
86 lines... I head toward the expo booths without a backward glance at the restaurant.
The latest technologies from each company are being showcased on impressive displays.
Still, there are fewer visitors than I thought. Coin Rush Showdown must've stolen all the spotlight.
Well, I guess it's nice with fewer people around.
I slowly walk around the booths.
Just as I expected, Elysion's booth features the latest military materials and weaponry.
... I even see an ultra-precision missile that was equipped on the Ingrid doll.
The rations exhibit is also fairly noteworthy.
Despite its small size, it's marketed as providing plenty of calories without sacrificing taste.
One of the booth staff offers me a small sample cookie.
The moment I take a bite, the taste of chicken fills my mouth, followed by an incredible sense of fullness.
It's clearly suitable for consumption during surface missions, in more ways than one.
Next, I head over to Tetra's booth.
A wide range of apparel are on display.
There are jackets that look like ordinary clothing but glow brightly enough to illuminate your surroundings in the dark.
There's a protective fabric that's waterproof, stain-resistant, and even tough enough to stop a knife.
There's also a pair of shoes that claims to withstand five minutes on boiling lava.
... I wonder where they even found boiling lava.
Most impressive of all is the edible clothing. Once exposed to heat for a set period of time, its properties change, making it safe to eat.
As for the taste... it's edible at best.
All of these may look like flashy fashion items at first, but a closer look reveals they're clothes designed for survival.
Finally, I walk over to Missilis's booth.
Their wearable tech products are the main focus of the booth.
Among them are pieces that enhances physical abilities when worn.
People who appear to be staff members, dressed in wearable tech, demonstrate a series of jaw-dropping physical feats.
... Did that person just bend a steel plate with their bare hands?
While some of the wearable tech simply boosts physical strength, others appear to enhance vision or reflexes.
Looks like Missilis is reinforcing its identity as a manufacturer dedicated to creating superhumans.
...
I've pretty much seen everything.
I always seem to get through an expo faster than expected when I'm here alone.
Just as I'm about to make my way back to the restaurant, hoping things have calmed down by now...
I spot a group of people acting out of the ordinary.
They're Coin Rush security guards...
And they're communicating with their earpieces.
I figure it's just a routine check-in, but something feels off.
They're standing in one place, and their conversation is going on for far too long.
The guards stationed near the Elysion, Missilis, and Tetra booths have been conferring for a while now.
This usually means that something's gone wrong...
*Click*
I hear a familiar metallic click, followed by something hard pressing against my waist.
I slowly put my hands up.
You look suspiciously good-looking. State your affiliation.
I'm a Scavenger with Cafe Sweety.
Sugar coffee is the best.
What's the sugar-to-coffee ratio?
Seven parts sugar to three parts coffee.
Perfect.
She removes the hard object that was pressing against my waist.
You look like you have a lot of free time on your hands.
Yup. I do. Plus, I'm really bored.
With the competition on hold, there's nothing for me to do. So here I am, roaming around and messing with people.
How'd you find the competition? Did you enjoy it?
There are bunny girls everywhere. Bet you're enjoying yourself, huh, Partner?
I mean... I won't deny it.
Seems like your team isn't exactly well-liked, either.
Can't deny that, too.
Huh? Really?
Yeah. Apparently some higher-up in the Central Government planned and executed the whole thing himself. That head of security? That's him.
Interesting. So Mustang just let him use Coin Rush as the venue?
Something like that. They've dressed it up as a manufacturers' expo, but the head of security is the one calling the shots.
He even replaced all the usual Coin Rush security staff.
... Huh? Was that even necessary?
Apparently, the new guys have been training under the head of security for quite some time, just for this event.
The original security guards were all given time off,
so it's been lonely without all the familiar faces.
... You got into so much trouble that even the security guards know you now?
...
Sugar stares quietly at the gun she had jokingly pointed at me.
The suppression rounds in this gun...
They're not Central Government issue.
A round that knocks someone out that clean? Never heard anything like it.
I guess I can't say much if they're just another product they're showing off at the expo,
but shooting every eliminated participant individually feels a little excessive.
... You reckon there's something going on under the surface?
Yeah. Something's fishy.
Not to mention, Mustang specifically put me on the security team. Doesn't it feel like he planted me here as a spy?
...
I turn my head and look toward the restaurant in the distance.
Plan C is happily chatting away with the maid army and the bunny girl army.
About that fishy business...
What are the chances Guilty and Sin are tied to it?
12. Framing the Villain: B
69 linesI keep my eyes fixed on the restaurant.
Although Sin seems a little uncomfortable, she's trying to get along with the others.
On the other hand, Guilty mostly listens, chiming in every once in a while.
To someone who doesn't know Guilty and Sin, they look just like two socially awkward people doing their best to fit in.
But in my eyes...
They look like they're trying a little too hard, don't they?
Almost as if they're putting up with this on purpose, because they have an ulterior motive.
...
Yeah, it seems that way.
Even the maid army and the bunny girl army are going out of their way to socialize with Guilty and Sin.
Maybe they're trying to gauge if the two of them are truly the villains they're made out to be.
Or maybe they genuinely just want to be friends.
You're sending mixed signals here. So, should I be suspicious or not?
That's for you to decide.
Well, you know why I fell for you, Partner?
It's because you trust Nikkes unconditionally, almost to a fault.
Oh, and one more thing.
There's a reason I think something fishy is going on.
The organizers are blatantly trying to paint Plan C as the bad guys.
I'm talking about the maliciously edited highlight reel and the way they publicly called them out on the broadcast.
... Honestly, I can't really argue with that. It's true that we were in the wrong.
Are you that distracted by all the bunny girls' butts that you can't see the bigger picture? I'm disappointed.
... What?
Do you really think Sin was the only one who pulled a stunt like that in the first round, Tactical Maneuver?
There were plenty of others who did way worse things than that.
Like tripping people up, giving them a sneaky shove,
or using the person ahead of them as a human shield.
A lot of them used the crowd as cover to pull dirty tricks.
Really?
Since I'm both security and part of the organizing team,
I can see the whole picture from a distance.
Same goes for the second round, Entertainment Coin Catch.
The moment they heard they had to collect coins, more than just a few people started attacking their competitors.
And I mean actual violence, not just the shockwaves Guilty created.
If it was obvious even to me, there's no way the other staff missed it...
much less the head of security.
So you think we're being targeted?
Without a doubt.
If all they wanted was a villain, they would have gone after the people who did worse things.
Instead, they went out of their way to single out Plan C for their antics. Of course, I'm not condoning their actions, so don't get me wrong.
They framed Plan C's relatively harmless stunts as some heinous crime.
So it's all deliberate.
Exactly. The question is whether they're deliberately targeting Plan C...
... or if they're targeting Missilis itself.
Who knows?
Either way, there's too little information to tell right now.
I'll see if I can sweet-talk the security guards into telling me more.
Just to be sure, you're not using that as a euphemism for threatening them with a gun, right?
Of course not. I'm going to treat them to a nice cup of sugar coffee.
Um... yeah, sure. I guess that could work.
Give this whole thing some thought, Partner.
If my hunch is right, they'll keep trying to paint Plan C or Missilis as the villains in the upcoming rounds.
Well, if I'm wrong, then I guess they're genuinely just trying to put on a fair and honest event...
but my instincts as a Scavenger are telling me otherwise.
All right. I'll see how things play out and decide from there.
All right. You take care, then.
You too, Sugar.
Sugar turns around and walks away.
I turn my gaze back toward the restaurant.
Guilty and Sin look visibly exhausted.
Still, they remain at the table, socializing with everyone.
...
... Man, I have no idea.
The next day, we headed to the plaza after a light lunch.
*Wee-woo, beep-beep, beep-beep*
A futuristic electronic track fills the plaza,
signalling the start of the third round of Coin Rush Showdown.
13. High-Tech Butt Wrestling: A
95 lines*Rumble*
A large circular stage emerges from the plaza floor.
It's unmistakably a wrestling ring.
Ladies and gentlemen! As promised, it's time to kick off round three of Coin Rush Showdown!
Miss Syuen, please tell us about the rules!
This round is called High-Tech Wrestling!
The rules are simple. Everyone steps into the ring and tries to push their opponent off.
Anything goes. Well... except violence, I guess. Eh, whatever.
The round lasts three minutes, and any scrap metal that falls off the stage is eliminated. Simple, right?
Oh my! This seems a little too violent for an entertainment show!
Wh-what did you just say?!
All you have to do is use brute force to push your opponents off the stage. I'm not sure which part of this is supposed to be entertaining! Haha!
Besides, this appears to give Guilty of Plan C an overwhelming advantage. What do you have to say about that?
If you think it's unfair, then get some better wearable tech yourselves!
Unbelievable! Miss Syuen is openly showing favoritism toward a team under Missilis!
That won't do! Coin Rush Showdown must be fair and entertaining!
In light of that, the organizers will be introducing an additional rule!
What? I didn't hear anything about this.
Of course not! I just made this rule up!
This is a measure to ensure a fair and entertaining match. We kindly ask for your cooperation!
Now then, the brand-new rule is...
Let's go with this! You must push your opponent out using only a specific body part!
What the heck is that supposed to mean?! You can't just change things out of nowhere!
Now, please direct your attention to the screen!
As you can see, the roulette contains a list of body parts. Arms, legs, head, chest, even your toes! There's plenty to choose from!
Miss Syuen, please press the button to spin the roulette!
You'll have to compete using only the body part chosen by the roulette!
...
Are you ready? Here we go!
Go ahead and press the button!
The roulette wheel begins spinning rapidly.
... The words are impossible to discern. There's no way to stop it on a specific spot.
I glance at Syuen. She bites her lip in frustration, unable to bring herself to press the button.
Miss Syuen! Why are you hesitating? All you need to do is press the button!
The CEO of Missilis is surprisingly indecisive! Should we be worried about the company? Haha!
The head of security throws a jab in a playful tone, drawing laughter from most of the spectators.
After staring down the roulette wheel for a while,
Syuen presses the button.
She's pressed it! After an eternity of waiting, the moment has finally arrived!
Now then, where will the roulette land?!
The roulette begins to slow down.
A short moment later, the roulette lands on a body part.
Huh?
Huhhhhh?
Butt! The roulette landed on butt!
Wh-what the...!
Laughter erupts from the crowd.
No way! The butt?! Out of all the body parts it could've picked, it had to be the butt?!
Wow! This is so embarrassing, I can barely bring myself to watch! So this is what Missilis's vision is as a manufacturer!
Wait, does that make them the high-tech butt manufacturer?
Another laughter erupts from the crowd.
Well, once the roulette has been spun, there's no going back!
All participants, please make your way to the ring!
Let the High-Tech Butt Wrestling begin!
I still can't believe the roulette landed on the butt of all the body parts on there...
I guess the Nikkes of Plan C are very confident in theirs!
Both the crowd and the participants laugh.
But I can't bring myself to do the same.
This confirms it.
... They're definitely targeting us.
Haha, you feel that way too? What a coincidence. I was just thinking the same thing.
It was like that... from the beginning...
It seems they've decided to make a public mockery of us.
First a villain, and now a laughingstock...
They must really be determined to make a spectacle of us and Missilis.
... Everyone, prepare yourselves.
...
Instructor.
What do you want us to do?
Do you want us to endure this strange tension and compete fair and square?
...
Yeah, I guess that's the right thing to do.
We're just Plan C, pushed to the bottom of the list, with two criminals thrown into the mix.
After how much we cheated so far, the right thing to do would be to put up with this and compete fair and square.
That way, we can show everyone that we're remorseful too.
We should show them that we've learned from our mistakes, or we'll keep getting treated like this in future rounds.
That's what we should do, right?
...
I look into Sin's eyes.
Although she seems nonchalant as she stares back at me...
Her gaze wavers ever so slightly.
...
I'll trust them.
I'll trust my squad, like I've always done.
...
Everyone, listen up.
Do whatever it takes to win.
I don't care if you throw dirt in their eyes, grease the floor, or threaten them.
Just think about winning.
They seem hellbent on painting us as the villain...
Screw it. Go all out and become the ultimate villains.
14. High-Tech Butt Wrestling: B
149 lines*Whoosh*
A flowerpot launches out from Flora's wearable tech.
Flora catches it and immediately dumps its contents onto the bunny girl in front of her.
Here you go. It's rich, fertile soil.
... With literal dirt in her eyes, the bunny girl staggers.
After Flora gives a short, embarrassed cough...
She sticks out her butt, and gives the bunny girl a shove. The bunny girl stumbles toward the edge of the ring and falls below.
... This is more embarrassing than I thought.
No way! They're just casually pulling dirty tricks like that!
Missilis! Do you have a course called "Underhanded Tactics 101" in your corporate training program?!
Boooooo!
The audience is jeering. Hmph, let them.
A couple of bunny girls charge at Flora with their butts.
Flora raises her umbrella high into the air and presses the button on its handle.
*Whoooooosh!*
The umbrella spins around, spraying water in all directions like a sprinkler.
As the bunny girls skid across the wet floor, Flora shyly sticks out her butt toward them.
With a few startled yelps, the bunny girls tumble out of the ring.
... The more I think about it, the more embarrassing it gets.
Wanna take a shot?
At a time like this?
Alcohol makes the embarrassment go away. That's why I keep drinking.
Mana vigorously shakes the can of beer in her hand.
She pops it open toward a charging bunny girl.
*Hiss*
A burst of foamy golden liquid sprays out.
It hits the bunny girl, who staggers backward until she reaches the edge of the ring and starts flailing for balance.
Alcohol?! Did they just spray alcohol?! And that participant is actually drunk in the middle of all this!
Did you know? Apparently Missilis has alcohol stocked in their break room!
I guess you can say they're never in their right mind! That must be why Missilis's stocks are so... Oh, just kidding! Haha!
Boooooo!
... That's really starting to get on my nerves.
Flora... I have a favor to ask.
I'll pass.
Why not? All you have to do is stick out your butt just once.
That's exactly the part I don't like.
Please, just this once?
*Sigh*
Flora slowly walks toward the edge of the ring. The bunny girl, barely hanging on, looks at Flora with pleading eyes.
... How am I supposed to stick my butt out to someone who's looking at me so desperately?
I really don't know how to feel about this.
I continue to watch the epic battle of butts taking place in the ring.
Sin stands dangerously close to the edge of the ring.
Sin effortlessly dodges the bunny girls charging in butt-first. With a slight twist of her hips, she shoves them off with a couple of quick taps.
On the other hand, Guilty stands tall at the center of the ring.
She remains perfectly still, only thrusting out her butt with all her might, timing it perfectly with the bunny girls' attack.
*Crash!*
... The bunny girls go flying through the air as if they had just been hit by a truck.
The crowd showers Plan C with boos.
... Hmph. They can boo all they want. Winning is all that matters.
I glance over at the screen. Barely ten seconds remain.
Good. If they keep this up, everyone will survive.
It's time to unleash the Triangle Attack on Guilty!
A Triangle Attack? What is that?
What else? All three of us are gonna stick out our butts at the same time!
P-please don't use the name Triangle for something like that!
Brace yourself, Guilty.
...!
*Crash!*
Ugh...!
I can't believe my eyes. Guilty is trapped between Mast, Privaty, and Anchor's butts!
No matter how strong Guilty may be, she can't do a thing while being trapped between an impenetrable wall of butts!
We're doing great! Now we just have to move her toward the edge! Push!
... Ugh. I can't do it. I'd rather die.
You can do this, Privaty. Channel your inner tactical instincts.
Can you even call this tactical instincts...?
Ugh... If this keeps up, I'm in trouble...!
In a fascinating turn of events, the maid army work together flawlessly to gradually push Guilty back.
Guilty tries to hold her ground, but even she is struggling against the overwhelming force of three butts.
Meanwhile, I notice the bunny girl army charging straight at Sin.
Everyone! We must take down Sin right here!
Yeah! Let's get her all at once!
Sorry for ganging up on you, but winning's more important!
Ade, Soda, and Milk lunge at Sin.
... Oh?
E-entertainment...!
The trio all turn their butts toward Sin in one synchronized movement.
Standing at the edge of the ring, Sin has nowhere to run.
It's a Triple-Butt Attack that cuts off every possible escape route!
...
Now that's an incredible sight.
I know I'll remember this moment for the rest of my life.
... Bunny suit. Engage mode, activate.
*Screeeeech!*
The rollers on Sin's shoes roar to life, emitting a bright light.
The next moment, Sin is gone.
Oh?
Huh?
What the...!
The Triple-Butt Attack tears through nothing but air.
The three of them go flying out of the ring.
*Beeeeeep!*
The final whistle blows, signaling the end of the round.
The bunny girl army who had fallen out of the ring pick themselves up and immediately turn toward the scoreboard. I follow their gaze.
... Looks like they weren't eliminated since they fell after the whistle.
Phew...
Th-thank goodness. I honestly did not want to get eliminated like that.
But what just happened? Where did Sin...
Haha, is everyone all right? You didn't hurt yourselves, right?
... So that bunny suit has a built-in acceleration function.
Yeah. I was planning to save it for as long as I could, but I ended up using it anyway.
Your trump card's been revealed.
Yeah. What a shame.
Wow, Guilty... I knew you were strong, but this is something else!
We could've pushed her off if we just had a little more time. What a shame.
I can't believe I did all that and I still couldn't push her off...
That was a fine match! But next time, we'll win for sure. Just you wait!
Good work, Flora.
...
Oh, are you having another drink? It must be a victory toast.
No, it's just another drink to drown my sorrows.
...
With that, round three of Coin Rush Showdown comes to a close!
That was truly impressive! In more ways than one!
Everyone, please give Miss Syuen a big round of applause for this unforgettable experience!
Laughter and applause ring out from the crowd. They're clearly mocking her.
Grrrrr...!
Twenty participants were eliminated during this round.
There's not many of them left now.
Plus, all members of Plan C survived.
At this rate, victory might actually be within reach.
*Rumble*
The ring lowers into the ground, and I hurry over.
Good job, Plan C.
Let's go. Drinks are on me.
I walk through the plaza alongside everyone.
Boooooo!
... A chorus of loud, mocking boos echoes through the plaza.
I lock eyes with the man who's booing louder than anyone else.
Boooooo!
He looks me straight in the eyes, his face twisted with anger.
...
What are you staring at?
The man flinches, and the booing grows even louder.
Haha.
Hehe...
Hehe.
Ugh... I feel nauseous...
...
Hmm...
Something about this just doesn't add up, no matter how much I think about it.
I thought I'd have seen some sign by now, but there's nothing.
...
Why haven't I seen any of the eliminated participants?
COIN RUSH SHOWDOWN: To be continued...



