GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story ยท Event stories

COIN RUSH SHOWDOWN

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1. The Manufacturers' Expo

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Inside Mustang's office...

Ingrid

A manufacturers' expo?

Syuen

What the heck is that?

Mustang

Oui, oui! C'est un manufacturers' expo for the Big Three that keep the Ark running.

We'll be showing products equipped with the latest technologie from the Big Three, and letting the citizens have the full expรฉrience firsthand, bien sรปr!

This will be a bonne opportunitรฉ to share la vision of le company!

Ingrid

Well, this is rather sudden.

Syuen

Right? So you want us to show everyone that the Big Three are best friends now?

Did you forget we're competitors?

Ingrid

I don't have time to prepare for something like that. I'm better off spending my time refining my tactics.

Syuen

Again with that tactical nonsense. How are you even supposed to refine something like that in the first place?

Ingrid

What would you people at Missiles know anyway? You're always holed up in your offices, hammering away at your keyboards.

Syuen

Hey! I told you to stop calling us "Missiles!"

Mustang

D'accord. Let me give you les dรฉtails.

Un petit moment ago, a higher-up from the Central Government paid me a visit.

They proposรฉ holding la Big Three manufacturers' expo at Coin Rush.

The purpose est trรจs simple.

That is, to showcase la technologie and la vision of the Big Three to the citizens of the Ark.

And, to rassurer them that the Ark is still safe.

Plus, I want the Big Three to prรฉsenter together to le public how the Ark's technologie is advancing every day.

Ingrid

Hmm...

Syuen

That's unnecessary. If that's what's needed, Missilis would be better off holding our own expo.

Mustang

Mon Dieu. You're not seeing la bigger picture.

Syuen

Excuse me?

Ingrid

It's all about comparison.

Displaying the Big Three's latest technologies and visions side by side will naturally invite comparison.

"Huh... Missiles isn't as impressive as Tetra. What? Missiles can't even hold a candle to Elysion."

"Missiles is the lamest out of the Big Three."

That's exactly what will happen.

Syuen

Hey! You sure are quick to place Missilis dead last, huh?

Ingrid

Well? Am I wrong?

Syuen

Ugh! You're seriously getting on my nerves.

Ingrid

In other words, this will be the stage where we prove to the citizens of the Ark which manufacturer stands above the rest.

Mustang

Oui! Exactement!

Ingrid

... But that's not all, is it?

Mustang

...

Syuen

Being all quiet doesn't suit you.

I knew it! This is gonna determine which company the Central Government officially recognizes as the best, isn't it?

Ingrid

I thought that's what this was all about. Are we right, Mustang? I guess you didn't become CEO on account of your personality, after all.

Mustang

Haha. I guess there's no fooling you two.

C'est vrai. The ultimate objective of the manufacturers' expo is to dรฉterminer the best of the Big Three.

The winner will receive the Central Government's officiel backing.

Ingrid

...

Syuen

...

Mustang

The Big Three already have une trรจs, trรจs grande influence on their own,

but with the Central Government as your wings... Oh lร  lร , c'est unimaginable.

You could become the talk of the Ark, littรฉralement.

You would ascend to the very pinnacle of the Ark, accomplishing what even your prรฉdรฉcesseurs never could.

Ingrid

...

Syuen

...

Ingrid

I see no reason not to participate.

Syuen

Duh.

Ingrid

Then how will the rankings be determined?

Syuen

Isn't it obvious? It'll probably be based on something like visitor numbers and rating.

That way, they'll be able to evaluate our marketing capabilities too, right?

Mustang

Non.

Syuen

Then what?

Mustang

Such an ordinary mรฉthode could never dรฉterminer the best of the Big Three!

Rassemblez les chรฉries equipped with each company's latest technologie!

We're going to have une compรฉtition!

The company of the Nikke who emerges as the winner finale...

shall be crowned la best company of this expo!

Ingrid

...

Syuen

... What the hell are you talking about?

Ingrid

Each company will select Nikkes equipped with the company's latest technologies and enter them into a tournament-style game.

The company represented by the final winner will be declared the winner of the manufacturers' expo.

Did I understand that correctly?

Mustang

Oui!!

Syuen

...

... What kind of competition will it be?

Mustang

Bien sรปr, it will be a trรจs, trรจs eeeentertaining compรฉtition!

One that's perfect for its venue, Coin Rush!

Syuen

...

You... you just decided this all on your own, didn't you?

Mustang

Non! A high-ranking official from the Central Government proposรฉ it personally!

They're someone who understands entertainment, so our discussion went trรจs bien!

Vraiment! Entertainment has une positive influence on everyone!

Ingrid

...

It's been a long time since I've felt this fired up...!

Very well! I'll show you!

The true tactics of entertainment!

Mustang

Magnifique! Bring it on!

Let's commencer le Coin Rush Showdown!

Syuen

...

For crying out loud!

2. Bunny Girls Are the Best: A

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You

...

I'm in a dream.

In a place shimmering in golden light.

Where excited laughter never ceases.

A haven overflowing with drinks and delights.

The air is fresh, the seating is comfortable, and the people are welcoming.

Above all...

Bunny girls.

I'm surrounded by beautiful bunny girls...

Smiling and waving just for me.

We frolic through the golden paradise,

laughing, chatting, and having fun.

Then we laugh and chat some more, having more fun.

In that moment, I'm certain.

I am the happiest man in the world.

*Beep, beep, beep, beep*

You

... But all dreams must eventually come to an end.

I've never been more resentful of the sound of my alarm clock.

Just like that, I'm robbed of my precious time with my bunny girls,

and I'm kicked right back into a bleak reality.

...

*Sigh* I really love bunny girls.

Sin

You like them that much?

You

Yeah...

Bunny girls are simply the best...

...

That's a voice I shouldn't be hearing in my room.

I slowly open my eyes.

Sin

Hey, Instructor.

Guilty

Hello.

Flora

Did you sleep well, Blossom?

Mana

...

*Hic*

You

I blink a few times to clear my vision...

... only to find four bunny girls gazing down at me.

... Is this a dream?

Sin

Guilty.

Guilty

Okay...

*Wham!*

You

Guilty slams her heel into my alarm clock, smashing it to pieces and putting an end to its obnoxious beeping.

A cold fragment of the shattered alarm clock grazes my cheek.

... Guess this isn't a dream after all.

Sin

Nope, it isn't.

You

I slowly sit up,

staring at the four bunny girls standing by my bed.

Sin...

Sin

Wow, you still recognize me even in this outfit?

Color me impressed, Instructor. Ten points for you!

You

I mean, she's still wearing her converter...

But I'm not sure I can really call that a bunny girl outfit, though...

My gaze shifts to Guilty, who is standing beside Sin.

Guilty...

Guilty

Counselor.

Don't stare at me like that...

It's embarrassing...

You

She looks very... How should I put this...

... vulnerable, in more ways than one.

I turn my gaze once again.

Flora.

Flora

It's a beautiful, sunny day.

Shall we go outside and photosynthesize together? I know a good spot.

Mana

Humans and Nikkes cannot photosynthesize.

Flora

Those who strive to become a flower will one day bloom, Aster.

Mana

Sounds like... *hic* you've got flowers for brains.

Flora

Oh, what kind words. Thank you.

You

Never mind Sin, Guilty, and Flora being here... I have no idea what's going on, but I'll just go along with it.

But what are you doing here, Mana...?

Mana

...

You

Mana says nothing as she gulps down whatever she's holding in her hand.

The sight of Mana getting hammered in a bunny girl outfit...

... You look like you're trapped in a nightmare.

Mana

You... *hic* took the words right out of my mouth.

Ugh... Why must I be subjected to this...?

You

I look around at the bunny girls gathered around my bed once again.

They're all staring intently at me.

All right. I still haven't got the slightest clue what's going on...

But let me wash up first.

Guilty

...!

Sin

Wow, Instructor. Aren't you being a little too casual about this?

Or is handling four girls at once something you do all the time?

Flora

You remind me of a white snakeroot.

You

It's not like that! I just got out of bed, so I need to freshen up!

Plus, splashing some cold water on my face might help me make sense of all this.

Sin

Oh, I see.

Okay, go ahead.

We'll be waiting here.

Guilty

Counselor, I'm hungry...

Sin

Can I turn on the TV?

Flora

This room feels a little barren. Would you mind if I added some flowers?

Mana

Do you have any more liquor in your fridge?

You

... You can do whatever you like in my room, as long as you don't break anything.

I get out of bed and head into the shower.

*Swooosh*

You

Cold water washes over me and jolts me awake.

Okay. Time to think this through with a clear head.

Guilty, Sin, Flora, and Mana showed up in my room, dressed as bunny girls.

They must have a reason for being here. The only thing that comes to mind right now is...

...

What is it? What could it be? What could possibly make them show up dressed as bunny girls?

*Swooosh*

*Crickets*

You

... I'm drawing a blank, no matter how hard I think about it.

I should get out for now.

I get dressed and step out of the bathroom.

Sin is watching TV while feeding Guilty.

Guilty's eyes are also glued to the TV screen as she eats the food out of Sin's hand.

Flora is planting flowers in a pot that came from who-knows-where.

Meanwhile, Mana is sitting on a chair, gulping down a can of beer while staring into space.

Everything seems completely normal if not for the fact that they're all dressed as bunny girls.

I take a moment to collect myself before taking a seat.

All right. What's going on?

Sin

Oh, right.

We want you to enter a competition with us.

3. Bunny Girls Are the Best: B

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You

To summarize what Sin told me...

The Big Three manufacturers' expo is being held at Coin Rush, where each company will showcase their latest technologies and vision.

As part of this event, each company will select a team of elite Nikkes to compete against one another.

The company represented by the competition's final winner will be crowned the overall winner of the Big Three manufacturers' expo.

The winning company will officially receive support from the Central Government.

That company will also take center stage at the next expo.

Sin

In other words, this is a corporate showdown to decide the best of the Big Three, disguised as an entertainment event.

Nikkes participating in the competition are free to equip themselves with any gear that showcases their company's latest technology.

For Missilis, it's these bunny girl outfits.

You

I'm fine with the bunny girl outfits, but... Wait, no, I mean...

I'm fine with showcasing the latest technology, but why bunny girls?

Flora

Apparently, all participating Nikkes must wear outfits that embody the spirit of entertainment. That was a mandatory rule.

Though I'm not exactly sure what's so entertaining about these outfits...

You

Oh, bunny girl outfits are definitely entertaining. I'll give you that.

Gotta say, though, this is an interesting lineup.

For a corporate competition, I'd expect a little more...

Sin

Heh. You expected more elite Nikkes to compete?

Good question. Why did they put together a ragtag team of two criminals, a gardener, and a researcher?

You

That's not what I meant...

Mana

Allow me to explain.

Syuen was determined to win this competition and spared no effort in preparing for it.

Her plan A was to have Matis, Missilis's strongest squad, participate.

However, they were unable to, as they had to continue their surface defense operations.

Plan B was to have Electric Shock and Mighty Tools compete.

This plan also fell through, as both squads are holding key positions within the Ark.

Her plan B-2 was...

You

She really didn't want to resort to plan C, huh.

Mana

... to have the School Circle and Dazzling Pearl squads of the M.M.R. Vocational School participate.

However, this plan was quickly abandoned because it would be inappropriate for student Nikkes to wear outfits that embody the entertainment spirit.

You

That's probably for the best.

Mana

All other Nikkes are currently deployed on different dispatch missions and cannot operate as a team.

In the end, Syuen was forced to resort to plan C,

and Real Kindness Squad was chosen to compete.

Sin

Woohoo!

You

I'm surprised you actually got permission.

Sin

We've been rehabilitated, after all.

Besides, it's only right for us to help our CEO in a pinch.

Guilty

Liar.

Sin

Aww, come on. Have a little more faith in your squadmate.

Ten demerit points to Guilty for not trusting her squadmate!

You

What about Quency?

Mana

We couldn't get ahold of her. I'm guessing she's avoiding us on purpose.

Or maybe she's just preoccupied with something else at the moment...

You

O-ohhh... I can't imagine what she might be doing...

You

What about you, Flora?

Mana

She volunteered.

Flora

I was hoping to establish a business relationship with Carnation.

You

Carnation...?

Mana

She means Mustang.

Flora

Coin Rush is always brimming with people, making it one of the busiest establishments in the Ark.

If I could arrange a deal to supply them with my flowers on a regular basis...

the garden's standing would rise, and Lobelia wouldn't be able to push us around.

My goal is to promote the beauty of my flowers through this competition and win Carnation over.

You

That's pretty ambitious.

Flora

I must prepare for the future if I'm to survive Lobelia's whims, after all.

You

...

Then, why are you here of all people, Mana?

Mana

...

You

... Mana downs the can of beer in her hand.

Mana

*Sigh*

Although I primarily work as a researcher at M.M.R.,

I'm also in charge of the rehabilitation program at the Rehabilitation Center.

It was a direct order from Syuen. I had no choice but to comply.

Since Sin and Guilty are part of this newly formed Plan C squad,

I was assigned as both their supervisor and the one in charge.

I've been warned that I'll be held responsible if either of them gets themselves into trouble.

Sin

Hey, we've been rehabilitated! Of course we're not going to cause any trouble.

Guilty

Yeah. We don't do stuff like that anymore...

Mana takes another swig of beer.

Mana

*Sigh*

I was forced into this position, and now I'm expected to take responsibility if anything goes wrong.

Don't you think that's going a little too far? Huh, Commander?

*Gulp, gulp*

You

Mana... Maybe you should stop drinking...

Mana

I can't... *hic* I can't exactly quit my job, you know...

Besides, just look at what I'm being forced to wear...

The only way I can stay sane is by drinking.

*Gulp, gulp*

You

... I think it's best to just leave her be for now.

Sin

Anyway, that's how things are now.

You

Okay, I get the gist of what's going on now.

But what does all this have to do with you showing up in my room?

Sin

Hehe, who knows?

Guilty

... Ah.

Sin, I have to step out for a bit...

Sin

Oh, are they here already? Will you be able to handle this on your own?

Guilty

Yeah... Don't worry...

You

...?

Guilty trudges out of the room.

Sin

We're hoping you'll become our commander.

You'll come up with a strategy, devise a scheme, and lead us to victory.

With you on our side, I think our little motley Plan C squad might have a chance to win.

Flora

I would greatly appreciate your help as well.

You

...

What are you plotting, Sin?

Sin

Hmm? I already told you.

I just want to help our CEO. She believed in our potential and waited for us to be rehabilitated rather than discarding us.

Since we've been successfully rehabilitated, it's only fair that we do this for her, don't you think?

*Crash! Thud! Boom!*

You

Suddenly, I hear a loud commotion outside my room.

Sin

Ah, looks like it's begun.

I figured a lot of Nikkes would come looking for you too, but there seem to be a lot more than I expected.

At this rate, Guilty might not be able to stop them all on her own.

Poor Guilty... She worked up the courage to volunteer as a meat shield just so she could compete alongside you, but you're refusing to budge.

You

Tell me what you're really after.

Sin

...

You don't trust me, do you, Instructor?

You

You don't trust me, either. You simply find me interesting.

*Crash! Bam! Boom!*

Sin

Guilty's really fighting hard out there. I guess she really wants to compete by your side.

You

You're changing the subject again.

Sin

You believed in us and helped us through our rehabilitation, Instructor. We just want to prove to you that your faith in us wasn't misplaced, that's all.

You

You changed your story. You said you were doing it for Syuen.

Sin

Come on, that was obviously just an excuse. This is the real reason.

*Boom! Thud! Crack!*

Sin

Hahah, sounds like things are getting pretty intense out there.

Just how serious is Guilty about this?

If you would just go out there and tell her you're joining the Plan C squad, you could put Guilty out of her misery. What do you say?

Then she'd have no reason to put herself on the line like that.

You

...

I know I'm playing right into her hands, but I don't really have a choice right now.

I get up from my seat...

Sin

Oooh...

You

... and walk over to the door.

I press the button.

*Whirr*

You

Stop fighting, everyone. I've already made up my mind to join Plan C.

You

... The hallway is empty save for Guilty, who stands there alone.

Beside her is a large speaker that periodically plays battle sound effects.

...

*Sigh*

Guilty

S-sorry, Counselor.

Sin said you wouldn't join us unless we did this...

Sin

Ta-da! Instructor has decided to join Plan C!

You said so yourself, so no going back on your word, okay?

If you do, I'll dock you a whole two hundred points!

Though I'm sure you already know the importance of keeping your word.

You

... Fine. I won't go back on it.

So, what now?

Sin

Let's head to Coin Rush together for now.

Round one is supposed to begin soon.

You

...

What?

4. Tactical Maneuver: A

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You

As I arrive at Coin Rush with Plan C,

I am greeted by a sea of bunny girls.

This is like something out of a dream...

Sin

A total of ninety-nine bunny girls have gathered.

Thirty-three from each manufacturer were sent to participate.

Of course, most of them are mass-produced Nikkes, since they can't afford to spare that many elite Nikkes.

These ninety-nine bunny girls will be participating in the competition.

You

So where's the part that actually matters? The expo booths...?

Mana

They're set up in a small corner of Coin Rush.

When you have a chance, feel free to take a look at all the new technologies.

Sin

Of course, that will have to wait until after the competition.

You

What are the rules of the competition?

Sin

Hmm, not sure.

You

What do you mean, "you're not sure?" I thought it was about to start.

Sin

How would I know? They haven't told us anything.

All right, now. Just come over and stand here.

You

On the floor, I notice numbered squares.

I look around to find each Nikke standing in one of the numbered squares.

Flora

I see. It seems we must stand in our assigned squares.

Sin

Yeah. That's all I've been told.

Guilty

There are... so many people...

Sin

Let's see... Our numbers are 96, 97, 98, 99.

Aww... Why are our numbers all the way at the end?

Mana

Syuen signed us up too late. Now we can barely see the front.

You

I look around the plaza full of bunny girls.

Amidst them, I spot some familiar faces.

And then I catch sight of something oddly out of place.

Wait, there are maids here too?

Mana

I mean, maid uniforms have plenty of entertainment value too.

You

Once again, I look around the plaza, filled with bunny girls and maids.

Everyone seems to be looking around, confused about what's going on.

Looks like everyone was given the same amount of information...

It seems the only thing we know is that we know nothing... Which is a problem.

*Fanfare*

You

At that moment, military marching music begins blaring as a disco ball unfolds in the center of the plaza.

Emerging from within...

Head of Security

Testing, testing. Hello everyone!

You

... is an unfamiliar face.

Head of Security

I'm the head of security and your host for Coin Rush Showdown.

Rest assured, I will do everything in my power to ensure your safety and a fair competition.

Before we begin the first round, please welcome Ms. Ingrid, CEO of Elysion.

Ingrid

Greetings, soldiers.

I am Ingrid, CEO of Elysion, and the leader in tactical innovation.

Welcome to the competition commemorating the first manufacturers' expo!

And now, let the first round of Coin Rush Showdown begin!

Introducing... "Tactical Maneuver!"

*Fanfare*

You

Across from the plaza where everyone is standing,

a colossal doll modeled after Ingrid emerges with its back turned toward us, accompanied by booming music.

*Ziiing*

You

A laser beam appears directly behind the giant doll.

Above it, the word "GOAL" hovers.

Ingrid

The rules are simple!

Don't get caught moving!

The key to tactics is stealth!

Under no circumstances should you get caught! That is all!

You

With that, Ingrid disappears.

Murmurs ripple through the crowd as all kinds of speculation run rampant.

Just then...

Head of Security

All right, everyone!

Round one of Coin Rush Showdown!

Tactical Maneuver!

Begins!

Ingrid Doll

Green tactics, red tactics.

You

A familiar phrase echoes from the giant Ingrid doll.

*Whoosh*

You

Suddenly, it whips its head around to face us.

Its face bears an uncanny resemblance to Ingrid's furious expression.

Isn't this a game...?

Flora

Uts rud lite, grun lite.

You

... What?

Sin

She said, "It's Red Light, Green Light."

I think she's trying to be careful, since we could get caught just for moving our mouths.

I'm safe because I have my converter, though.

You

All ninety-nine bunny girls and maids, gathered in the plaza seem to have immediately grasped the rules of this round.

Not a single person moves.

After a short pause, the Ingrid doll's head swivels back around.

Ingrid Doll

Green tactics...

You

Everyone begins running toward the laser beam marked "GOAL".

It's an incredible sight to behold as nearly a hundred participants charge forward at once.

Since we're in the very back row, all I can see are the bunny girls' behinds as they dash forward...

Guilty

Counselor... Stop sneaking glances at their butts and run...

You

N-no, that's not what I'm...!

Ingrid Doll

Red...

You

Stop.

Plan C come to a halt.

Ahead, some of the bunny girls continue running.

Ingrid Doll

... tactics!

You

The Ingrid doll's head turns, and silence settles over the plaza.

However, one Nikke was unable to slow down in time. She stumbles before regaining her balance.

Another Nikke unused to wearing high heels loses her balance and falls to the ground.

A Nikke giggles at the sight, while another points and teases playfully.

It looks like several Nikkes are eliminated.

Ingrid Doll

Tactical extermination.

*Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!*

You

Small missiles shoot out from the Ingrid doll's mouth, leaving behind trails of smoke.

They strike the eliminated Nikkes with pinpoint accuracy.

*Bzzzzzt! Bzzzt! Bzzzzzt!*

You

The Nikkes let out startled cries and drop to the ground.

Those who panic and move suffer the same fate. They, too, are struck by missiles before collapsing to the ground.

...

Are they seriously taking it this far?

5. Tactical Maneuver: B

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You

I stare blankly at the unconscious Nikkes.

Just then, a broadcast echoes throughout Coin Rush.

Ingrid

Behold! Elysion's ultra-precision missiles, currently under development!

Of course, we've dialed it back down to suppression rounds for this demonstration. But combat-ready missiles could take out even a Master-class Rapture!

Elysion is the only manufacturer capable of producing such high-precision weapons!

Head of Security

Amazing! I expect nothing less from Elysion, the forefront of tactical innovation!

These missiles are a work of art! Not only is their homing capability incredible, but their precision is truly impressive!

You

Right. I almost forgot that this was the manufacturers' expo.

Still, aren't they taking this a little too far?

Ingrid Doll

Green tactics, red...

You

J-just run! Come on!

Mana

Ugh... The floor is spinning. Elysion never disappoints. Their technology is truly remarkable.

You

That's because you drank too much!

We break into another sprint.

Ingrid Doll

... tactics!

*Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!*

You

Another volley of ultra-precision missiles relentlessly strikes the eliminated Nikkes.

As long as we don't push our luck, we should be able to clear this round with ease.

The problem is...

Sin

Instructor. Over there. Look at the goal marker without turning your head.

The letters are gradually fading. That must be the countdown.

Three more turns and the letters will probably disappear. If we don't cross the goal line by then...

You

Il ee eereemunutud.

Sin

You said "We'll be eliminated," right? You're probably right.

We have to go faster somehow.

We started from the very back, so unless we pick up the pace, we'll never make it to the front.

Besides, it seems like the bunny girls in front of us are playing it as safe as possible.

You

Wud doo wu doo?

Sin

What else can we do? We just have to try our best.

Ingrid Doll

Green tactics, red tactics.

You

... We don't make much progress. The group directly in front of us is moving too cautiously.

I turn my eyes to the goal marker.

... It has noticeably faded.

A few groups who have noticed the change exchange glances, but the group in front of us hasn't caught on yet.

We have two more turns left. If we don't do something by then...

Sin

Hmm...

You

... Sin moves her arm.

Wa ah ye dooin...?!

Sin

Shhh!

You

Sin shushes me when I question what she's doing.

... Apparently, the bunny girl standing in front of us keeps Sin's movements from being detected.

Sin's arm inches forward...

toward the bunny girl in front of us...

until she grazes the bunny girl's butt.

Eeek!

You

The bunny girl lets out a scream and jumps up in surprise.

Startled by the sight, a few other bunny girls flinch and move instinctively.

*Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!*

You

Even as the ultra-precision missiles close in on her,

the bunny girl whose butt was grazed continues to stare at me in disbelief.

... I desperately plead my innocence with my eyes, but it's no use.

*Bzzzzzzt!*

You

As the bunny girl collapses, I shoot Sin an indignant look.

Sin simply smirks back at me.

Ingrid Doll

Green tactics, red tactics.

You

... Regardless, thanks to the bunny girls ahead of us getting taken out, we are able to cover quite a bit of ground.

Only one turn remains. If we don't make it to the finish line this time, we'll be eliminated.

I glance over at Sin.

Her eyes are narrowed with amusement.

Sin

Green tactics...

You

Several bunny girls instinctively react to Sin's voice.

... All of them are immediately struck down by the missiles.

Sin

Hehe. Now there are no obstacles in our way.

All we have to do is run as fast as we can.

You

... Sin.

Sin

All right. Get ready.

Ingrid Doll

Green tactics...

You

I sprint forward with all my might.

We take the lead, and the goal line is inches from us.

Once we cross this line, we'll clear round one without anyone being eliminated.

Ingrid

Be tactical.

You

... Suddenly, Ingrid's voice seems to echo in my head.

That's right. Knowing Ingrid...

Don't touch the laser beam!

Jump over it instead!

Sin

Ooh.

Guilty

O-okay.

Flora

As you wish, Blossom.

Mana

Ugh... my stomach...

You

Everyone in Plan C jumps over the laser beam.

Behind us, a few bunny girls come into contact with it...

*Bzzzzzzt!*

You

... Caught in the laser trap, they fall to the ground.

Ingrid Doll

Red tactics.

*Fanfare*

Head of Security

Round over!

In the first round of Coin Rush Showdown, Tactical Maneuver...

Only fifty-two participants remain!

Wooohooo!!

You

The spectators erupt in cheers and applause.

Members of Plan C look at each other and smile, having all survived.

However...

I can't help but quietly glare at Sin.

6. Bunny x Bunny x Maid: A

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*Beep*

A massive display screen lights up in the middle of Coin Rush.

On it, the portraits of all ninety-nine participants are displayed.

The portraits of the eliminated participants go dark immediately after.

Flora

So, it's your classic battle royale.

Sin

That's a lot of eliminations.

Almost half of them are gone... Hehe, this is fun.

You

Sin, why did you do that back there?

Sin

What do you mean? To win, of course.

You

... I don't want you doing that ever again.

Sin

Hmph... Fine. Got it.

*Bang!*

You

Everyone turns around as a sound completely out of place at Coin Rush catches us all off guard.

For the bunny girls that don't make it past the finish line in time...

The guards are opening fire on them.

The bunny girls slump to the floor.

Mana

... Ugh, maybe I'm still drunk. Why am I seeing things...?

Head of Security

Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. This is simply a safety measure to isolate the eliminated participants.

Given the large number of participants in this competition, there is no telling when or where an unexpected intrusion may occur. These measures have been put in place for that very reason, so we seek your understanding.

All measures are taken to deliver the ultimate entertainment experience,

and qualified experts are on site to ensure that safety remains our top priority.

All rounds used are non-lethal suppression rounds, and incapacitated Nikkes will be transported to a secure recovery room.

We would never allow anything unpleasant to happen in a place dedicated to entertainment!

*Bang!*

You

Despite hearing the head of security's explanation, the scene before us feels unsettling.

However...

*Bang!*

Sugar

Hmm... These suppression rounds are impressive. Looks like they've been optimized to knock out the target without causing pain.

You

For some reason, the moment I spot Sugar firing at the eliminated participants, a wave of relief washes over me.

Sugar!

Sugar

Yo, Partner.

Gimme a sec. Let me finish getting this one.

*Bang!*

You

What are you doing here?

Sugar

I'm doing volunteer work.

Mustang offered to overlook all the trouble I've caused so far at Coin Rush, in exchange for me working security for this event.

He made that offer to me himself, so I had no other choice.

So here I am, shooting to my heart's content.

Sin

Hmm... So the security team is also in charge of running the event...

Sugar

Seems that way. I don't really know the details, though.

You

Where's Black Typhoon?

Sugar

They wouldn't let me bring it in. Isn't that ridiculous? Denying entry to a bike in this day and age?

Anyway, I'm done here.

I gotta run and prep for the next round.

Good luck, Partner.

You

You take care too, Sugar.

Sugar

Uh-huh. See ya, then.

You

Oh, by the way...

Being a bunny girl suits you.

Sugar

...

Wanna kiss?

Guilty

... What did you just say?!

Sugar

My, my. Looks like you've got quite the overprotective squadmate. See ya 'round.

You

Sugar quickly walks away.

The other guards rush about, busy loading the unconscious Nikkes onto stretchers and carrying them away.

Head of Security

We will take a short break before moving onto the next round!

Here's a little tip: every challenge was personally designed by the CEO of each manufacturer.

Please bear in mind that the challenges will proceed in the order of Elysion, Tetra, and Missilis.

Each manufacturer will host two rounds, for a total of six rounds.

If you're familiar with each manufacturer's specialties, you can probably make an educated guess about what kind of challenges to expect!

That's all for my special tip!

All participants are welcome to relax at the lodgings provided by the organizers.

You

The broadcast comes to an end.

Soon, the display screen starts playing the highlights from the first round, Tactical Maneuver.

But something doesn't seem right.

Guilty

Oh, it's Sin.

Flora

Oh my, Oleander's ploy is being featured.

Sin

Hmm...

You

The screen blatantly displays Sin's antics: her grazing the other Nikke's butt, and the fake signal that led to several eliminations.

...

Suddenly, I feel countless eyes on us.

All of the bunny girls in the plaza are staring at us.

Guilty

Ugh... They're staring too much.

Counselor, can I get rid of them...?

Flora

I'm afraid...

we've been labeled the villains.

Mana

Oh... Oh dear...

Sin

Haha, well... I'm used to these kinds of looks. It's fine.

Mana

We are most absolutely not.

Sin

Don't you think that edit is a bit malicious, though? Why do they just keep focusing on meee?

Ohhh, I'm so embarrassed. I'm gonna go take a break.

Mana

Wait. Going off on your own isn't a good idea.

Sin

Then you can all be my bodyguards!

Come on, let's go get some rest!

7. Bunny x Bunny x Maid: B

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Sin

Aww, come on! The accommodations are lame!

Mana

This certainly has the look of a place where one could get drunk and crash, sprawled out wherever they please.

I'll do just that.

*Pop!* *Fizz* *Gulp, gulp, gulp*

Mana

*Sigh*

You

... Mana flops onto the ground and immediately passes out.

Flora lies down beside her.

Are you feeling okay, Flora?

Flora

I'm perfectly all right, Blossom.

Because the alcohol warmed up Aster, she feels like a cozy fireplace.

Like most flowers, I dislike the cold.

Sin

Are you going to take a nap?

Flora

Yes. I make sure to rest whenever I have the opportunity. It helps restore my vitality.

You

Flora wraps her arms around Mana and drifts off ridiculously fast.

Sin

Hmm...

You

Sin scans the room, her eyes narrowed.

The place is already filled with bunny girls taking a break.

They all seem to be relaxing peacefully in their own ways, but it's clear they're paying close attention to us.

Sin

I can't believe they can actually sleep through this tension. Must be nice.

You

You're the one who created this situation.

Sin

Haha, I guess you're right. I brought this upon myself, didn't I?

You

Is this really fun for you, Sin?

Sin

Yeah, it is.

Guilty was right. Hanging out with everyone is actually pretty fun.

You

You call this hanging out with everyone?

Sin

Yup. Look how many people are working toward the same goal as me!

So yeah, this is what hanging out together means.

I just made things a little more fun

You

Actually, I think you ruined the fun.

Sin

Why though?

You

Because you use your words to manipulate others.

Sin

...

You

Sin stares at me intently,

but I can't tell what she's thinking.

Sin

It can't be helped.

You

... What?

Sin

Instructor.

My words...

... exist solely to manipulate others.

I don't know how else to use them.

All my life, I've never been able to get anything through my own efforts. It's always been that way.

So what else could I do?

What could someone like me do when words are all I have?

Take a guess, Instructor. A hundred points if you get it right.

You

...

Sin

Ding! Time's up.

The correct answer is... make someone else get what I want!

That's how I've always gotten what I want, by being a chatterbox.

I've always gotten what I want by using my words to manipulate others.

Now, bonus question!

With no other talents besides a gift for the gab,

what should I do to get what I want from now on?

Even I don't know the answer to this question either, so a whopping five hundred points if you can figure it out!

You

... Sin.

Sin

Ding! I may not know the answer either, but I know my name isn't it!

Since you didn't get a single question right, you get five points deducted.

Guilty

... Dummy.

Sin

... Huh?

Guilty

You're a dummy, Sin.

Sin

...

Who are you calling a dummy? I'm gonna tickle you!

Guilty

S-stop... Don't touch my armpits...

Sin

You're the one holding your arm up and asking for it! Tickle tickle tickle!

Guilty

Ngh... Ahh...! S-stop...!

Sin

What, you can't hold it in anymore? Huh?

Guilty

Nngh, stop...! I'm starting to feel weird...!

Sin

Oh? Weird how?

Guilty

I-I don't... know... Ngh...!

You

... Wait, this is getting dangerous.

What I just witnessed is so mind-shattering that it completely resets my brain, wiping away every serious thought I was having...

*Whirr*

*Clink, clink, clink*

You

... Suddenly, the ceiling splits open and coins pour down like rain.

They shower down all over Guilty and Sin.

A deafening silence fills the room.

*Dum-tss, dum-dum-tss*

You

The silence is broken by the sudden sound of techno music.

Head of Security

Mic test.

Mr. Mustang! Give us a rundown of the rules!

Mustang

Round deux, c'est Entertainment Coin Catch!

Collect les coins dispersed around the accommodations, and keep them safe.

Any chรฉrie left sans coin when the limited time is up... is eliminated!

Will there be enough coins pour everyone?

Don't hรฉsitez to make judgments and act on them!

Head of Security

The second round of Coin Rush Showdown!

Entertainment Coin Catch!

Begins!

Mast

We need to grab the coins, Anchor!

Anchor

Okay.

Privaty

We have to take down Guilty first! She's likely the strongest one here when she's unarmed!

Mast

Leave it to me! Witness the might of a Tactical Maid! Tactical tactics!

Anchor

Tactical tactics!

Privaty

T-tactics!

You

It's Elysion's army of maids...!

Ade

Come on, Soda!

Soda

C-coming!

Milk

Bring it on, you heinous criminals!

Ade

Pardon us, Master!

Soda

E-excuse us!

Milk

Hey, Pal! Move out of the way before you get hurt!

You

Now Tetra's army of bunny girls...!

Sin

...

Guilty.

Guilty

Yeah?

Sin

Send them all flying.

Guilty

Okay.

Bunny suit... Engage mode, activate...

*Clink, clank*

You

The holographic chain rippling around Guilty's arm shatters.

*Whooosh!*

You

Steam billows from Guilty's newly freed arms.

Guilty

Whew...

You

... Her restraints are gone.

Guilty has freed herself from her restraints.

... E-everyone, run! Get back!

Sin

Huh? Are you talking to us?

Guilty

Why...?

You

No, not you!

Everyone, take cover!!

8. Frosty Gazes

108 lines

*Whoosh*

You

Guilty drives her fist forward.

Incredibly, an enormous shockwave rips through the entire room.

*Crasshhh!*

The maid and bunny girl army charging at us are knocked backward.

The participants' belongings go flying everywhere,

and the room descends into utter chaos.

Guilty

Hmm, so this is how it feels...

I'm... getting the hang of it.

Sin

How is it? Is it useful?

Guilty

Yeah... definitely...

Sin

Great. Now show them what you can do.

Guilty

Okay...

You

Wait, Guilty! Don'tโ€”

Mast

Hyaaaaaah!

You

Mast charges toward us, both arms raised to shield her face.

Anchor and Privaty follow close behind.

Privaty

D-don't we look a little too much like a choo-choo train?

Anchor

We're a tactical train.

You

Suddenly, a shadow looms over us. I turn to look up.

Ade closes in on us, suspended from the ceiling by her hooks.

Soda clings desperately to Ade's waist,

while Milk is already jumping down toward us.

We're getting attacked simultaneously from the front and above!

Guilty

Then I'll swing once toward the front and once toward the ceiling.

Sin

Haha! Knock 'em down!

You

Guilty adjusts her stance.

She puts her weight behind the punch, then throws it straight ahead.

*Ka-boom!!*

You

Another shockwave erupts and slams into the maids.

Mast, Anchor, and Privaty fly through the air before tumbling across the floor.

Mast

Argh! I'm dying!

Anchor

That shockwave...!

Privaty

C-could the both of you please get off of me?!

Guilty

Next, above...

You

Guilty lowers her stance before unleashing a devastating uppercut.

*Ka-boom!!*

You

A tornado-like shockwave catches the three attackers from above.

Flipped onto their backs by the shockwave, the three are sent soaring toward the ceiling.

*Splat, splat, splat*

Ade, Soda, and Milk slam into the ceiling one after another.

Ade

Goodness gracious...!

Soda

Ugh...! I can't breathe...!

Milk

W-we've been turned into a bunny girl burger!

*Thud, thud, thud*

You

The three bunny girls come unstuck from the ceiling and fall to the ground.

... Silence ensues.

The room falls quiet.

Neither the maid army that was sent flying nor the bunny girl army that crashed to the ground dares to move a muscle.

All they can do is stare at Guilty, the coinkeeper from hell.

*Clink*

Guilty shifts her stance slightly, and the scattered coins scrape against the floor with a soft metallic sound.

Even that faint sound makes everyone flinch.

Sin

... We won.

You

Nobody dares to come any closer... though I'd do the same if I were in their shoes.

Sin

I'm glad that those six were the ones who charged in first.

They seemed like the strongest contenders to win this competition.

Even with all six of them charging at her at once, they couldn't even get close to Guilty. The other participants probably wouldn't dare try, right?

You

But seriously, I never thought I'd see someone unleash shockwaves with a single punch.

Mana

Ugh... My head...

Allow me to explain.

You

You actually woke up just to explain things? That's some dedication.

Mana

This is the latest model in Missilis's line of wearable tech. For now, we're calling it "Bunny Suit."

Guilty and Sin have both been issued one, and the suits are specifically designed for combat.

For Guilty, it even doubles as her restraints, but she can activate Engage Mode whenever she wants.

It allows her to generate shockwaves in the direction of her punches.

The suit has no inherent offensive capabilities, so it basically just turns Guilty into a high-powered fan.

The idea is to use the shockwaves to disrupt the opponent's balance, then finish them off with Guilty's crushing strength.

You

What about Sin's?

Sin

That's a secret. Maybe I'll show you later.

Mana

That's the end of my explanation. I'm going back to sleep.

You

Uh, okay... Good night.

Mana

*Snore*

Sin

Well then, all I have to do is keep one of these coins on me.

As long as we keep holding them off like this, I'll be the sole survivor.

That means Missilis will win.

Guilty

We can't win so soon...

Mast

Hey, you there! Bunny girls! Let's team up!

Ade

Sure! We'll join forces and take them down!

You

...Tsk. If that's how it is, let's give it everything we've got.

Guilty. Whatever happens, don't hurt them.

Guilty

That's not going to be easy... They're really good at fighting...

Sin

I guess I'll join you this time, thenโ€”

*Beeeeeep*

You

A grating buzzer rings out across Coin Rush.

Head of Security

Attention! This is an announcement from the organizers!

The second round of Coin Rush Showdown, Entertainment Coin Catch,

will be declared invalid due to foul play by Missilis!

Guilty

... Huh?

Sin

... Invalid? Foul play?

Head of Security

Violence of any kind is strictly prohibited during Coin Rush Showdown!

While physical contact during the competition is unavoidable, deliberate acts of violence will not be tolerated!

Does Missilis Industry truly intend to resort to such means to achieve victory?

If so, you are sorely mistaken! The organizers' stance is clear!

We will not tolerate any behavior that ruins the entertainment everyone came here to enjoy for the sake of corporate gain!

This is a competition meant for everyone to enjoy! This is not a brawl!

We apologize for not making this rule clear beforehand!

We assumed everyone would share the same spirit and enjoy the competition!

In light of these circumstances, this round will be nullified, and all current participants will advance to the third round!

In addition, rounds will no longer be initiated without prior notice!

We believed that elements of surprise were the very essence of entertainment,

but we've come to realize that some participants, blinded by their desire to win, might take things too far!

No additional rounds will be held for the rest of the day! Round three will commence tomorrow after lunch!

Therefore, all participants, please rest easy and take your break!

That is all!

You

The broadcast ends.

As for us...

In the aftermath, we are met with even frostier gazes than before.

9. An Awkward? Situation: A

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Mustang

Oh lร  lร , la compรฉtition has become trรจs intense, more than I anticipated!

I thought it was un bon concept, but...

Ingrid

This all happened because Missilis became blinded by their desire to win.

Syuen

What are you on about? Did you seriously think we're here to play nice and have a good time instead of fighting to win?

Ingrid

There's still a line you don't cross.

Mustang

Ingrid, arrรชte.

Sรปrement, you've noticed it too, non?

Ingrid

... Yes, but I just couldn't resist teasing Missiles.

Unfortunately, it's not yet time. For now, we should wait and see how this plays out.

Mustang

D'accord.

Syuen

Hey! What are you two whispering about?

I'm warning you. If you two are plotting to screw over Missilis, you'd better be ready for the consequences.

Because I'll stop at nothing to get what I want. Got it?

Mustang

C'est horrible! My body is trembling in shock.

Syuen

Also, what's the deal with that head of security? Why's he acting so cocky?

What's wrong with bending the rules or getting a little physical in a competition? Why's he making such a fuss? Who does he think he is?

Ahh, I get it now. The organizers, Elysion, and Tetra... you're all in cahoots, aren't you?

Mustang

Oh, this personne est un higher-up from le Central Government.

Syuen

... What?

Mustang

He est trรจs sincรจre about entertainment. In fact, he's l'organiser of Coin Rush Showdown.

He's even overseeing la compรฉtition.

I was impressed his dรฉvotion to entertainment, that's why I let him rent Coin Rush pour la compรฉtition.

Syuen

Wait... I thought he was the head of security?

Mustang

There's a time limit on this arrangement. Once la compรฉtition ends, he must retourner to his original post.

Syuen

Seriously... Why is he so obsessed with entertainment?

Mustang

Haha! C'est what entertainment is all about!

Syuen

For crying out loud, stop yelling all of a sudden!

Ingrid

I'm starting to get hungry. Shall we get something to eat?

Mustang

As a matter of fact, I've already prepared le dรฎner. It will arrive trรจs soon.

Ingrid

I see. I appreciate it.

Syuen

...

Mustang

Bien sรปr, your portion is included, Syuen. Calme, calme.

Syuen

Ha! Do I look like I have time to sit around and have a nice little meal with the both of you?

Mustang

Oui.

Ingrid

It would be rude to turn down a personal dinner invitation from the CEO of Tetra.

Mustang

There will be a lot of dรฉlicieux cakes, too.

Syuen

...

Fine. I guess I could eat with you this time.

Ingrid

Good grief. It's not easy appeasing a child.

Syuen

Y-you little...!

You

We're all sitting in the restaurant, having our meal.

Mana

Ahhh...

This soup is perfect for a hangover. Now I can drink some more.

Hmm... I wonder if I can get some of this to go.

You

Are you planning on drinking, curing your hangover, and then drinking some more?

Mana

Indeed. That way I can remain intoxicated.

And I can make sure I'm not drunk at the same time.

Only those who observe me can determine my state.

Wouldn't you say that this is the very pinnacle of quantum mechanics?

You

From my observation, I'd say you're very drunk.

Flora

That aside, we're getting quite a few intense looks.

I can barely eat in peace.

Oh, Chef? Seconds for all of these dishes, please.

You

I didn't know you were a such big eater, Flora.

Flora

It's not often I get to enjoy such rich cuisine, after all.

Not to mention, participants get to enjoy all the amenities free of charge. There's no reason not to make the most of it.

Guilty

Counselor.

You

Oh, right. Here. Say ahh.

Guilty

Ahh...

You

I place a bite-sized piece of steak into Guilty's mouth.

The way she munches on her food is cute.

Flora

Why don't you remove your restraints while you eat?

Guilty

I can't... Once I remove it, there's a cooldown...

So I need to wait before I can remove it again...

Mana

*Hic* Huh? The cooldown's been over for a while.

Guilty

...

Counselor. I want some grilled veggies, too.

You

Ahh...

Guilty

Ahh...

Mana

... What an obvious ploy.

Sin

Haha, Guilty's such a spoiled baby!

... But I have to say,

People are giving us some really serious looks.

You

Well... Can't say I'm surprised.

I look around.

Despite how spacious the restaurant is, it's packed with participants and spectators.

Yet, there is no one sitting near our table.

Instead, they're just watching us from afar.

They don't bother us or show any interest in us.

All they do is just watch.

I mean, you did run wild out there.

The organizers branding us as the villains has a lot to do with it too.

Sin

Haha, that's so mean.

To be fair, having a villain works in their favor.

It gets the viewers that much more invested.

You

... This is concerning, though. They'll be targeting us first from now on.

Guilty

Counselor. Ahh...

Sin

Well, we'll just have to go along with it.

*Clack, clack*

You

... The sudden sound of high heels draws closer. It seems like several people are approaching.

I steal a glance at Sin and Guilty, whose attention is also fixed on where the sound came from.

Hmm... things could get complicated if they go on another rampage.

Sin

Since we're already in this deep, should we just become archvillains?

Guilty

Counselor. Ahh...

Ade

Hehe, having fun?

Milk

Jeez, it's so cramped over here. Scoot over so I can sit.

Mast

Oh? Looks like the party's already started here! I guess this is my cue to bring out my prized rum...

Privaty

Enough drinking already. You've been at it since before you even got here.

Soda

Oh, our food's ready. We'll go grab it. Mind saving our seats?

Anchor

I'll come with you and help.

Sin

...

What the...?

Ade

You're not done eating yet, are you?

Let's eat together.

10. An Awkward? Situation: B

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Anchor

I've been meaning to say this, but I want to try on that mask too.

Sin

Are you sure? If you hear me speak without it, you'll want to give me everything you have.

Mast

Whoa, like a hypnosis app or something?

Privaty

A-a hypnosis app? That's actually a thing?

Mast

... How do you know about such things?

Privaty

I-I don't know a thing about it. This is the first time I've heard of it.

Mast

...

Sin

Haha, it's nothing like that. Apparently there's just something about my voice that messes with people's brain waves.

That's why talking without this converter is practically a crime.

Anchor

That's pretty cool. Can you emit ultrasonic waves like dolphins?

Sin

Haha! I'm not some kind of monster.

Anchor

Was your voice always like that?

Sin

...

Privaty

I-I think you're prying a little too much... though I'm actually curious too.

Mast

That's what's so scary about innocent curiosity.

Sin

Yeah, it's been like this since I was manufactured.

Needless to say, it's gotten me into plenty of trouble.

Anchor

Must be nice. I'm jealous.

Sin

... Why?

Anchor

I think it's awesome.

Sin

...

You think so? Thanks.

Anchor

I think it'd be even cooler if your mask was designed as a starfish.

Sin

... Starfish? Like, an actual starfish?

Anchor

Yeah. Give me a second, I'll design it for you.

Sin

Huh? Right now?

Anchor

Yeah.

Sin

Um... Sure.

You

... As expected, cunning can never beat out pure innocence.

Milk

Okay, but why can't I give flowers milk?

Flora

I'm actually more curious why you want to give milk to flowers in the first place.

Milk

Because milk is more nutritious than water, obviously.

So wouldn't the flowers grow stronger and faster if you gave them milk instead of water?

Flora

...

That... kind of makes sense.

You

No, it doesn't.

Flora

Of course, we can't just give milk directly to flowers, but it might be worth extracting specific nutrients from it.

Milkweed, would you mind sharing some of your milk with me?

Milk

... What?

Flora

Hmm? You don't carry some on you?

Milk

O-Oh... Ohhhhh. That's what you meant, haha...

Sure, I have some. I always have milk on me. Milk coffee is the only true coffee, after all.

Speaking of which, wanna try some of this coffee? It's our cafe's new milk coffee.

Flora

Would this be Milk Coffee No. 13, then? How is it different from Milk Coffee No. 12?

Milk

Well, the coffee-to-milk ratio is... Wait, how'd you know?

Flora

I go to Cafe Sweety every now and then, since your coffee has quite the kick.

Milk

What? Really? You should've said something! I would've given you a lot of freebies.

Flora

Whenever I visited, you weren't there.

Milk

... That's because the vending machine basically runs the place, so yeah.

Anyway, drink up.

Flora

Thank you very much.

Mast

Ooh, looks like they've started drinking. We can't lose to them!

Mana

That's right. I won't lose.

You

Those aren't even the same kind of drinks...

Mast

Cheers!

Mana

Cheeeers!

Mast

Whew, this hits the spot!

Mana

Nothing helps with work stress quite like a drink.

Mast

Yeah! I know exactly what you mean!

Mana

My boss is the worst...

Mast

Uh-huh! I get it, I get it!

Mana

And my work is endless...

Mast

That's right! It never ends! Why do we have to clean the deck so darn often?!

Mana

... Let's drink.

Mast

Yes, let's drink!

You

... Both of you, quit drinking already...

Guilty

Ahh...

Ade

Soda, give her something citrusy this time.

Soda

Okay.

Guilty

Whoa... the greasiness just disappeared.

Soda

Hehe. Refreshing, isn't it? It cleanses your palate and it'll get your appetite going too.

Ade

Then you get another taste of that umami flavor. Now, say ahh.

Guilty

Ahh...

Ade

Hehe. How does it taste?

Guilty

This is the best... It's so delicious.

Ade

Even the same dish can have its flavors elevated depending on the order in which it's enjoyed.

Soda

Now then, shall we refresh our palate with a little dessert? Say ahh.

Guilty

Ahh...

Wow! This is amazing... I'm in heaven.

Soda

Dessert is a magical food that brings happiness, after all.

You

Looks like she's completely overwhelmed by the impeccable service of these professional maids... even if they're dressed as bunny girls right now.

Milk

Hey Pal, what's with her arms?

Did she commit a crime or something?

You

Oh, well...

Sin

Since Guilty's ridiculously strong, she ends up causing trouble without meaning to.

So she always has to wear restraints as a safety precaution.

Milk

Oooh...

So you're saying her strength is being sealed because it's too powerful?

Guilty

Ahh...

Ade

Hehe. I'm delighted to see you enjoying your meal.

Soda

Let me get you something to drink.

Milk

...

I don't believe you.

Anchor

She's strong. She sent us flying earlier.

Milk

I doubt that! I bet that's just the equipment doing all the work!

...

Hey, wanna go a round?

Guilty

...

No.

Milk

Why not? You scared?

Guilty

I don't like bullying people who are weaker than me...

Milk

Wh-what did you just say?

Get up! Get up and fight me!

S-stop eating! And stop feeding her! Get up!

Guilty

Counselor... I'm getting bullied...

I'm getting bullied by someone who's weaker than me...

Milk

I-I'm not weak! I'm strong!

P-Pal! Say something!

You

...

Milk is pretty weak. She always loses to me.

Milk

W-what...?!

You

She loses every time. She can't even fight back.

Milk

...!

H-hey, I've managed to beat you a few times recently...!

Ade

...

Soda

...

Privaty

You're... you're talking about sparring right?

Milk

...

You

... Um, I think I'll head out now.

Ade

Sit down.

Soda

Sit.

Privaty

You guys were talking about sparring... right?

You

Y-you know what, I forgot this was the manufacturers' expo. I'm gonna go take a look around.

I make my escape.

11. Framing the Villain: A

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You

... I head toward the expo booths without a backward glance at the restaurant.

The latest technologies from each company are being showcased on impressive displays.

Still, there are fewer visitors than I thought. Coin Rush Showdown must've stolen all the spotlight.

Well, I guess it's nice with fewer people around.

I slowly walk around the booths.

Just as I expected, Elysion's booth features the latest military materials and weaponry.

... I even see an ultra-precision missile that was equipped on the Ingrid doll.

The rations exhibit is also fairly noteworthy.

Despite its small size, it's marketed as providing plenty of calories without sacrificing taste.

One of the booth staff offers me a small sample cookie.

The moment I take a bite, the taste of chicken fills my mouth, followed by an incredible sense of fullness.

It's clearly suitable for consumption during surface missions, in more ways than one.

Next, I head over to Tetra's booth.

A wide range of apparel are on display.

There are jackets that look like ordinary clothing but glow brightly enough to illuminate your surroundings in the dark.

There's a protective fabric that's waterproof, stain-resistant, and even tough enough to stop a knife.

There's also a pair of shoes that claims to withstand five minutes on boiling lava.

... I wonder where they even found boiling lava.

Most impressive of all is the edible clothing. Once exposed to heat for a set period of time, its properties change, making it safe to eat.

As for the taste... it's edible at best.

All of these may look like flashy fashion items at first, but a closer look reveals they're clothes designed for survival.

Finally, I walk over to Missilis's booth.

Their wearable tech products are the main focus of the booth.

Among them are pieces that enhances physical abilities when worn.

People who appear to be staff members, dressed in wearable tech, demonstrate a series of jaw-dropping physical feats.

... Did that person just bend a steel plate with their bare hands?

While some of the wearable tech simply boosts physical strength, others appear to enhance vision or reflexes.

Looks like Missilis is reinforcing its identity as a manufacturer dedicated to creating superhumans.

...

I've pretty much seen everything.

I always seem to get through an expo faster than expected when I'm here alone.

Just as I'm about to make my way back to the restaurant, hoping things have calmed down by now...

I spot a group of people acting out of the ordinary.

They're Coin Rush security guards...

And they're communicating with their earpieces.

I figure it's just a routine check-in, but something feels off.

They're standing in one place, and their conversation is going on for far too long.

The guards stationed near the Elysion, Missilis, and Tetra booths have been conferring for a while now.

This usually means that something's gone wrong...

*Click*

You

I hear a familiar metallic click, followed by something hard pressing against my waist.

I slowly put my hands up.

Sugar

You look suspiciously good-looking. State your affiliation.

You

I'm a Scavenger with Cafe Sweety.

Sugar

One of us, huh.

But I'm not convinced. What's the password?

You

Sugar coffee is the best.

Sugar

What's the sugar-to-coffee ratio?

You

Seven parts sugar to three parts coffee.

Sugar

Perfect.

You

She removes the hard object that was pressing against my waist.

You look like you have a lot of free time on your hands.

Sugar

Yup. I do. Plus, I'm really bored.

With the competition on hold, there's nothing for me to do. So here I am, roaming around and messing with people.

You

How'd you find the competition? Did you enjoy it?

Sugar

There are bunny girls everywhere. Bet you're enjoying yourself, huh, Partner?

You

I mean... I won't deny it.

Sugar

Seems like your team isn't exactly well-liked, either.

You

Can't deny that, too.

Sugar

...

Guess what? Tetra isn't actually the one hosting this event.

You

Huh? Really?

Sugar

Yeah. Apparently some higher-up in the Central Government planned and executed the whole thing himself. That head of security? That's him.

You

Interesting. So Mustang just let him use Coin Rush as the venue?

Sugar

Something like that. They've dressed it up as a manufacturers' expo, but the head of security is the one calling the shots.

He even replaced all the usual Coin Rush security staff.

You

... Huh? Was that even necessary?

Sugar

Apparently, the new guys have been training under the head of security for quite some time, just for this event.

The original security guards were all given time off,

so it's been lonely without all the familiar faces.

You

... You got into so much trouble that even the security guards know you now?

You

Sugar stares quietly at the gun she had jokingly pointed at me.

Sugar

The suppression rounds in this gun...

They're not Central Government issue.

A round that knocks someone out that clean? Never heard anything like it.

I guess I can't say much if they're just another product they're showing off at the expo,

but shooting every eliminated participant individually feels a little excessive.

You

... You reckon there's something going on under the surface?

Sugar

Yeah. Something's fishy.

Not to mention, Mustang specifically put me on the security team. Doesn't it feel like he planted me here as a spy?

You

...

I turn my head and look toward the restaurant in the distance.

Plan C is happily chatting away with the maid army and the bunny girl army.

About that fishy business...

What are the chances Guilty and Sin are tied to it?

12. Framing the Villain: B

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You

I keep my eyes fixed on the restaurant.

Although Sin seems a little uncomfortable, she's trying to get along with the others.

On the other hand, Guilty mostly listens, chiming in every once in a while.

To someone who doesn't know Guilty and Sin, they look just like two socially awkward people doing their best to fit in.

But in my eyes...

Sugar

They look like they're trying a little too hard, don't they?

Almost as if they're putting up with this on purpose, because they have an ulterior motive.

You

...

Sugar

Just to be clear, I'm not suspicious of them... yet.

I mean, they seem to be getting along.

You

Yeah, it seems that way.

Sugar

Even the maid army and the bunny girl army are going out of their way to socialize with Guilty and Sin.

Maybe they're trying to gauge if the two of them are truly the villains they're made out to be.

Or maybe they genuinely just want to be friends.

You

You're sending mixed signals here. So, should I be suspicious or not?

Sugar

That's for you to decide.

Well, you know why I fell for you, Partner?

It's because you trust Nikkes unconditionally, almost to a fault.

Oh, and one more thing.

There's a reason I think something fishy is going on.

The organizers are blatantly trying to paint Plan C as the bad guys.

I'm talking about the maliciously edited highlight reel and the way they publicly called them out on the broadcast.

You

... Honestly, I can't really argue with that. It's true that we were in the wrong.

Sugar

Are you that distracted by all the bunny girls' butts that you can't see the bigger picture? I'm disappointed.

You

... What?

Sugar

Do you really think Sin was the only one who pulled a stunt like that in the first round, Tactical Maneuver?

There were plenty of others who did way worse things than that.

Like tripping people up, giving them a sneaky shove,

or using the person ahead of them as a human shield.

A lot of them used the crowd as cover to pull dirty tricks.

You

Really?

Sugar

Since I'm both security and part of the organizing team,

I can see the whole picture from a distance.

Same goes for the second round, Entertainment Coin Catch.

The moment they heard they had to collect coins, more than just a few people started attacking their competitors.

And I mean actual violence, not just the shockwaves Guilty created.

If it was obvious even to me, there's no way the other staff missed it...

much less the head of security.

You

So you think we're being targeted?

Sugar

Without a doubt.

If all they wanted was a villain, they would have gone after the people who did worse things.

Instead, they went out of their way to single out Plan C for their antics. Of course, I'm not condoning their actions, so don't get me wrong.

They framed Plan C's relatively harmless stunts as some heinous crime.

You

So it's all deliberate.

Sugar

Exactly. The question is whether they're deliberately targeting Plan C...

You

... or if they're targeting Missilis itself.

Sugar

Who knows?

Either way, there's too little information to tell right now.

I'll see if I can sweet-talk the security guards into telling me more.

You

Just to be sure, you're not using that as a euphemism for threatening them with a gun, right?

Sugar

Of course not. I'm going to treat them to a nice cup of sugar coffee.

You

Um... yeah, sure. I guess that could work.

Sugar

Give this whole thing some thought, Partner.

If my hunch is right, they'll keep trying to paint Plan C or Missilis as the villains in the upcoming rounds.

Well, if I'm wrong, then I guess they're genuinely just trying to put on a fair and honest event...

but my instincts as a Scavenger are telling me otherwise.

You

All right. I'll see how things play out and decide from there.

Sugar

All right. You take care, then.

You

You too, Sugar.

Sugar turns around and walks away.

I turn my gaze back toward the restaurant.

Guilty and Sin look visibly exhausted.

Still, they remain at the table, socializing with everyone.

...

... Man, I have no idea.

The next day, we headed to the plaza after a light lunch.

*Wee-woo, beep-beep, beep-beep*

You

A futuristic electronic track fills the plaza,

signalling the start of the third round of Coin Rush Showdown.

13. High-Tech Butt Wrestling: A

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*Rumble*

You

A large circular stage emerges from the plaza floor.

It's unmistakably a wrestling ring.

Head of Security

Ladies and gentlemen! As promised, it's time to kick off round three of Coin Rush Showdown!

Miss Syuen, please tell us about the rules!

Syuen

This round is called High-Tech Wrestling!

The rules are simple. Everyone steps into the ring and tries to push their opponent off.

Anything goes. Well... except violence, I guess. Eh, whatever.

The round lasts three minutes, and any scrap metal that falls off the stage is eliminated. Simple, right?

Head of Security

Oh my! This seems a little too violent for an entertainment show!

Syuen

Wh-what did you just say?!

Head of Security

All you have to do is use brute force to push your opponents off the stage. I'm not sure which part of this is supposed to be entertaining! Haha!

Besides, this appears to give Guilty of Plan C an overwhelming advantage. What do you have to say about that?

Syuen

If you think it's unfair, then get some better wearable tech yourselves!

Head of Security

Unbelievable! Miss Syuen is openly showing favoritism toward a team under Missilis!

That won't do! Coin Rush Showdown must be fair and entertaining!

In light of that, the organizers will be introducing an additional rule!

Syuen

What? I didn't hear anything about this.

Head of Security

Of course not! I just made this rule up!

This is a measure to ensure a fair and entertaining match. We kindly ask for your cooperation!

Now then, the brand-new rule is...

Let's go with this! You must push your opponent out using only a specific body part!

Syuen

What the heck is that supposed to mean?! You can't just change things out of nowhere!

Head of Security

Now, please direct your attention to the screen!

As you can see, the roulette contains a list of body parts. Arms, legs, head, chest, even your toes! There's plenty to choose from!

Miss Syuen, please press the button to spin the roulette!

You'll have to compete using only the body part chosen by the roulette!

Syuen

...

Head of Security

Are you ready? Here we go!

Go ahead and press the button!

You

The roulette wheel begins spinning rapidly.

... The words are impossible to discern. There's no way to stop it on a specific spot.

I glance at Syuen. She bites her lip in frustration, unable to bring herself to press the button.

Head of Security

Miss Syuen! Why are you hesitating? All you need to do is press the button!

The CEO of Missilis is surprisingly indecisive! Should we be worried about the company? Haha!

You

The head of security throws a jab in a playful tone, drawing laughter from most of the spectators.

After staring down the roulette wheel for a while,

Syuen presses the button.

Head of Security

She's pressed it! After an eternity of waiting, the moment has finally arrived!

Now then, where will the roulette land?!

You

The roulette begins to slow down.

A short moment later, the roulette lands on a body part.

Head of Security

Huh?

Huhhhhh?

Butt! The roulette landed on butt!

Syuen

Wh-what the...!

You

Laughter erupts from the crowd.

Head of Security

No way! The butt?! Out of all the body parts it could've picked, it had to be the butt?!

Wow! This is so embarrassing, I can barely bring myself to watch! So this is what Missilis's vision is as a manufacturer!

Wait, does that make them the high-tech butt manufacturer?

You

Another laughter erupts from the crowd.

Head of Security

Well, once the roulette has been spun, there's no going back!

All participants, please make your way to the ring!

Let the High-Tech Butt Wrestling begin!

I still can't believe the roulette landed on the butt of all the body parts on there...

I guess the Nikkes of Plan C are very confident in theirs!

You

Both the crowd and the participants laugh.

But I can't bring myself to do the same.

This confirms it.

... They're definitely targeting us.

Sin

Haha, you feel that way too? What a coincidence. I was just thinking the same thing.

Guilty

It was like that... from the beginning...

Flora

It seems they've decided to make a public mockery of us.

Mana

First a villain, and now a laughingstock...

They must really be determined to make a spectacle of us and Missilis.

You

... Everyone, prepare yourselves.

Sin

...

Instructor.

What do you want us to do?

Do you want us to endure this strange tension and compete fair and square?

You

...

Sin

Yeah, I guess that's the right thing to do.

We're just Plan C, pushed to the bottom of the list, with two criminals thrown into the mix.

After how much we cheated so far, the right thing to do would be to put up with this and compete fair and square.

That way, we can show everyone that we're remorseful too.

We should show them that we've learned from our mistakes, or we'll keep getting treated like this in future rounds.

That's what we should do, right?

You

...

Sin

Tell us your strategy, Instructor.

After all, you're Plan C's commander.

You

I look into Sin's eyes.

Although she seems nonchalant as she stares back at me...

Her gaze wavers ever so slightly.

...

I'll trust them.

I'll trust my squad, like I've always done.

...

Everyone, listen up.

Do whatever it takes to win.

I don't care if you throw dirt in their eyes, grease the floor, or threaten them.

Just think about winning.

Sin

...

Haha, are you sure about this?

You

They seem hellbent on painting us as the villain...

Screw it. Go all out and become the ultimate villains.

14. High-Tech Butt Wrestling: B

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*Whoosh*

You

A flowerpot launches out from Flora's wearable tech.

Flora catches it and immediately dumps its contents onto the bunny girl in front of her.

Flora

Here you go. It's rich, fertile soil.

You

... With literal dirt in her eyes, the bunny girl staggers.

After Flora gives a short, embarrassed cough...

She sticks out her butt, and gives the bunny girl a shove. The bunny girl stumbles toward the edge of the ring and falls below.

Flora

... This is more embarrassing than I thought.

Head of Security

No way! They're just casually pulling dirty tricks like that!

Missilis! Do you have a course called "Underhanded Tactics 101" in your corporate training program?!

Boooooo!

You

The audience is jeering. Hmph, let them.

A couple of bunny girls charge at Flora with their butts.

Flora raises her umbrella high into the air and presses the button on its handle.

*Whoooooosh!*

You

The umbrella spins around, spraying water in all directions like a sprinkler.

As the bunny girls skid across the wet floor, Flora shyly sticks out her butt toward them.

With a few startled yelps, the bunny girls tumble out of the ring.

Flora

... The more I think about it, the more embarrassing it gets.

Mana

Wanna take a shot?

Flora

At a time like this?

Mana

Alcohol makes the embarrassment go away. That's why I keep drinking.

You

Mana vigorously shakes the can of beer in her hand.

She pops it open toward a charging bunny girl.

*Hiss*

You

A burst of foamy golden liquid sprays out.

It hits the bunny girl, who staggers backward until she reaches the edge of the ring and starts flailing for balance.

Head of Security

Alcohol?! Did they just spray alcohol?! And that participant is actually drunk in the middle of all this!

Did you know? Apparently Missilis has alcohol stocked in their break room!

I guess you can say they're never in their right mind! That must be why Missilis's stocks are so... Oh, just kidding! Haha!

Boooooo!

You

... That's really starting to get on my nerves.

Mana

Flora... I have a favor to ask.

Flora

I'll pass.

Mana

Why not? All you have to do is stick out your butt just once.

Flora

That's exactly the part I don't like.

Mana

Please, just this once?

Flora

*Sigh*

You

Flora slowly walks toward the edge of the ring. The bunny girl, barely hanging on, looks at Flora with pleading eyes.

Flora

... How am I supposed to stick my butt out to someone who's looking at me so desperately?

I really don't know how to feel about this.

You

I continue to watch the epic battle of butts taking place in the ring.

Sin stands dangerously close to the edge of the ring.

Sin effortlessly dodges the bunny girls charging in butt-first. With a slight twist of her hips, she shoves them off with a couple of quick taps.

On the other hand, Guilty stands tall at the center of the ring.

She remains perfectly still, only thrusting out her butt with all her might, timing it perfectly with the bunny girls' attack.

*Crash!*

You

... The bunny girls go flying through the air as if they had just been hit by a truck.

The crowd showers Plan C with boos.

... Hmph. They can boo all they want. Winning is all that matters.

I glance over at the screen. Barely ten seconds remain.

Good. If they keep this up, everyone will survive.

Mast

It's time to unleash the Triangle Attack on Guilty!

Privaty

A Triangle Attack? What is that?

Mast

What else? All three of us are gonna stick out our butts at the same time!

Privaty

P-please don't use the name Triangle for something like that!

Anchor

Brace yourself, Guilty.

Guilty

...!

*Crash!*

Guilty

Ugh...!

You

I can't believe my eyes. Guilty is trapped between Mast, Privaty, and Anchor's butts!

No matter how strong Guilty may be, she can't do a thing while being trapped between an impenetrable wall of butts!

Mast

We're doing great! Now we just have to move her toward the edge! Push!

Privaty

... Ugh. I can't do it. I'd rather die.

Anchor

You can do this, Privaty. Channel your inner tactical instincts.

Privaty

Can you even call this tactical instincts...?

Guilty

Ugh... If this keeps up, I'm in trouble...!

You

In a fascinating turn of events, the maid army work together flawlessly to gradually push Guilty back.

Guilty tries to hold her ground, but even she is struggling against the overwhelming force of three butts.

Meanwhile, I notice the bunny girl army charging straight at Sin.

Ade

Everyone! We must take down Sin right here!

Soda

Yeah! Let's get her all at once!

Milk

Sorry for ganging up on you, but winning's more important!

You

Ade, Soda, and Milk lunge at Sin.

Sin

... Oh?

You

E-entertainment...!

The trio all turn their butts toward Sin in one synchronized movement.

Standing at the edge of the ring, Sin has nowhere to run.

It's a Triple-Butt Attack that cuts off every possible escape route!

...

Now that's an incredible sight.

I know I'll remember this moment for the rest of my life.

Sin

... Bunny suit. Engage mode, activate.

*Screeeeech!*

You

The rollers on Sin's shoes roar to life, emitting a bright light.

The next moment, Sin is gone.

Ade

Oh?

Soda

Huh?

Milk

What the...!

You

The Triple-Butt Attack tears through nothing but air.

The three of them go flying out of the ring.

*Beeeeeep!*

You

The final whistle blows, signaling the end of the round.

The bunny girl army who had fallen out of the ring pick themselves up and immediately turn toward the scoreboard. I follow their gaze.

... Looks like they weren't eliminated since they fell after the whistle.

Ade

Phew...

Soda

Th-thank goodness. I honestly did not want to get eliminated like that.

Milk

But what just happened? Where did Sin...

Sin

Haha, is everyone all right? You didn't hurt yourselves, right?

Milk

... So that bunny suit has a built-in acceleration function.

Sin

Yeah. I was planning to save it for as long as I could, but I ended up using it anyway.

Milk

Your trump card's been revealed.

Sin

Yeah. What a shame.

Mast

Wow, Guilty... I knew you were strong, but this is something else!

Anchor

We could've pushed her off if we just had a little more time. What a shame.

Privaty

I can't believe I did all that and I still couldn't push her off...

Mast

That was a fine match! But next time, we'll win for sure. Just you wait!

Guilty

Okay... so could you three move your butts away from me...?

It's really stuffy in here...

Mana

Good work, Flora.

Flora

You too, Aster.

Even though you never once moved your butt.

Mana

...

Flora

Oh, are you having another drink? It must be a victory toast.

Mana

No, it's just another drink to drown my sorrows.

Head of Security

...

With that, round three of Coin Rush Showdown comes to a close!

That was truly impressive! In more ways than one!

Everyone, please give Miss Syuen a big round of applause for this unforgettable experience!

You

Laughter and applause ring out from the crowd. They're clearly mocking her.

Syuen

Grrrrr...!

You

Twenty participants were eliminated during this round.

There's not many of them left now.

Plus, all members of Plan C survived.

At this rate, victory might actually be within reach.

*Rumble*

You

The ring lowers into the ground, and I hurry over.

Good job, Plan C.

Let's go. Drinks are on me.

I walk through the plaza alongside everyone.

Boooooo!

You

... A chorus of loud, mocking boos echoes through the plaza.

I lock eyes with the man who's booing louder than anyone else.

Boooooo!

You

He looks me straight in the eyes, his face twisted with anger.

...

What are you staring at?

The man flinches, and the booing grows even louder.

Sin

Haha.

Guilty

Hehe...

Flora

Hehe.

Mana

Ugh... I feel nauseous...

Sugar

...

Hmm...

Something about this just doesn't add up, no matter how much I think about it.

I thought I'd have seen some sign by now, but there's nothing.

...

Why haven't I seen any of the eliminated participants?

COIN RUSH SHOWDOWN: To be continued...