GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story ยท Brief Encounters

Radio Tower

10 scenes, 953 lines

1. Getting a Signal

78 lines
Exia

Hmm...

So, this is the place

with the best signal?

You

Yes.

Exia

Novel said she couldn't make it due to work.

I better download Final Quest quickly.

The daily quest will be over any minute.

*Knock knock*

You

Who is it?

Small sounds were coming from the door.

Signal

Uh... is anyone there?

You

Signal?

Signal

C-Commander! You're here too?

I can feel Exia rush and hide behind me.

Signal

I-I have a favor to ask...

Can I come in?

Exia shakes her head.

You

She said no.

Signal

!!!

Oh... really?

S-sure, no problem. I understand if you don't want me coming inside...

Um... is it okay if I talk to you from outside the door then?

Exia nods.

You

She said yes.

Signal

Ah, well that's good...

You

What's the matter?

Signal

Well, it's just...

the TV isn't working.

You

I can't hear you.

Signal

I said the TV isn't working!

Do you know how to fix it?

You

Is it not turning on?

Signal

No, it turns on, but...

I'm not getting any reception.

I thought I might have better luck in the tower...

Exia

Are you trying to watch Midwinter Night's Dream?

Signal

H-how did you...!

Exia

Judging by how anxious you are,

that tells me you want to watch something that's going to air soon.

And the hottest show on the air right now

is Midwinter Night's Dream.

It's got everyone hooked.

It's the only explanation.

Signal

Wow, you got it!

Exia

Just some simple deduction, that's all.

...

By the way, when you watch a show, do you watch it quietly?

Signal

Huh?

Exia

Or are you one of those people that hoots and hollers in order to get into it?

Signal

I-I just sit and watch, nothing special...

Exia

In that case, you can bring the TV in here and watch.

Signal

!!

Really?

Exia nods.

You

She said yes.

Signal

Th-thank you! I'll go get the TV!

I hear Signal running away.

You

Are you sure you're okay with it?

Exia

Yeah, it's fine.

Can't leave a fangirl

in distress hanging.

You

I suppose you're right.

A bit later, Signal comes back with a small TV.

She thanks us profusely and sits down in the corner

to watch the popular TV show, Midwinter Night's Dream.

Signal

*sh... shhh... Shhhh*

She holds her breath.

Exia

...

You

...

Exia

Hey.

Remind her to breathe, will you?

Signal

!!

Oh, whoops! Thanks for reminding me!

Exia

No problem.

Signal

Hehe...

It was a fun afternoon.

2. Release the Dimension

98 lines
You

I found a strange note in my room.

Radio tower, dimensional nucleus generation. Requires 3 who are Chosen. Cooperation request.

You

I headed straight for the radio tower as soon as my assignment was complete.

*Beep*

Guillotine

It's about time

you got here.

N102

Hello Teacher!

You

Just what exactly is going on here?

Guillotine

Finally, the last Chosen one is here.

With this, all three members of Fatality have gathered.

This is where all dimensions and worldlines intersect.

What we know simply as the radio tower is in fact a...

Dimensional Clock Tower.

In the end, you have succeeded in occupying this clock tower.

My powers are becoming more and more frightening. I scarcely know their limits!

You

N102, what are you doing here?

N102

I was...

Well...

I'm not sure if you know, but I had lost my memory...

You

...!

N102

But thanks to Guillotine de Mephisto, everything is clear to me.

I am from another dimension.

When I came to this dimension, the world line was distorted and caused me to lose my memory.

So, in this dimension's clock tower...

Um...

Actually, I didn't quite grasp all of it. Anyway, Guillotine de Mephisto is helping me out!

You

...

Guillotine

You are correct, Lou Memoria, aka N102.

It is here where we can ascertain clues to the dimension from whence you came.

Since this is a dimensional clock tower,

you should be able to communicate with your friends beyond this dimension.

N102

Yes, ma'am!

Guillotine

But activating this tower will require a significant amount of energy.

First, I must draw the magic circle.

Stand back for a moment.

Guillotine takes some chalk out of her pocket and starts drawing a magic circle on the floor.

You

N102, could you show me your notebook?

N102

What? I can't do that!

This notebook is the key to activating the clock tower.

Until then, I was told to keep it sealed, never to be opened.

Sorry...

You

... It's okay.

*Tak- Taktak Tak*

Guillotine

This is by no means a simple procedure, so the composition of the magic circle is rather complicated.

Finally, it is complete.

Lou Memoria, do you still have the sealed notebook in your possession?

N102

Yes! It's right here!

Guillotine

Very good, then our preparations are complete.

Release the seal on the notebook and place it in the center of the magic circle.

N102

Yes!

Releasing seal... Now!

N102 lays the notebook in the center of the magic circle.

The notebook lies open. On the left page is information about Guillotine de Mephisto as well as what seems to be information about other worlds and dimensions

On the right page, there is a picture that resembles the magic circle drawn on the floor.

Guillotine

Now, let us each stand on the edge of the magic circle.

We must condense all of our strength into the notebook.

Let the ceremony begin.

Guillotine stretches out one hand toward the notebook.

Guillotine

I, Guillotine de Mephisto, commander of

time and space, demand you

to free the dimension of Lou Memoria!

Release the dimension!

N102

Release the dimension!

Your choice

Release the dimension!

...

Guillotine

Hey, what are you doing?!

Are you going to abandon Lou Memoria like this?

Recite the incantation!

You

Release the dimension!

*Zaaap*

You

...!

Guillotine

Did it succeed?

*Zaap, Zaaaap*

A massive spark shoots out, then subsides.

Guillotine

It failed...

But we mustn't give up.

I hadn't planned on using this...

*Beep*

You

Give me a moment to check my messages.

Guillotine

Let us continue with the ceremony.

Your choice

The Big O is heading this way.

Novel will be here soon.

You

We have to cover our tracks.

N102

I'm on it!

Guillotine

What?! Damn, they already found out?

I'm sorry Lou Memoria, this is all because I'm not strong enough.

Next time I will let you communicate with your friends.

N102

It's okay!

You're both my friends too!

So I'm not alone.

Guillotine

My... my eye...

What is this warm feeling?

Is this... what they call emotion?

N102

Hehe!

You

N102, you look happy.

N102

I am! Today is the best day ever!

Let's clean up and hurry back.

You

Together, we clear all trace of the ceremony and leave the radio tower.

3. Soldier and Teen

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Epinel

Hey everybody! Didn't keep you waiting too long, did I?

I wasn't getting any signal so I'm here at the radio tower.

Fortunately, it seems there's a strong signal here.

Also...

our Coach is here!

Your choice

What are you doing?

Hello, everyone.

Epinel

It's called T-Live.

You can livestream with just a cellphone.

I'm doing a stream for my fans.

You

You're not leaving anything out, are you?

Epinel

... Anyways.

The fans are happy to see you.

We have more than 10,000 teenage viewers watching us right now.

Why don't you give them a show, Coach?

You can borrow my board,

or maybe perform a song and dance?

Give the people what they want!

You

Can't back out now. What should I do?

Your choice

Dance.

Show them a skateboard trick.

*Boom~ boom~*

You

Epinel drops a beat and I start dancing.

Epinel

Um...

I don't mean to be rude, but...

are you impersonating a Rapture?

*Rattle rattle*

You

I ride the skateboard in the narrow hallway.

*Bang*

*Crash! Smash*

Epinel

Um...

I assume crashing into a wall wasn't part of the trick?

You

No.

Epinel

Figured.

Sorry, I shouldn't have pressured you into doing anything.

You

No need to apologize.

*Beep*

Delta

Commander? Epinel?

What are you guys doing at the radio tower?

Epinel

I'm doing a T-Live. I came here since I wasn't getting a good signal.

Delta

T-Live? Is that like a live stream?

Epinel

Pretty much. I'm doing a stream for my fans.

We just passed 10,000 viewers.

Since you're here, care to show the people something?

Coach gave it a shot... but didn't do so hot.

Delta

Is that so?

All right then, since the Commander left everybody hanging

I'll give it the old college try!

You

I wasn't that bad...

Epinel

All right, I'm sure everyone's excited to see it!

Then can you show us some of your skills?

Delta

Sure, I'll show you three things I'm really good at.

First is something I've been working on throughout my enlistment.

Firearm Maintenance.

I can disassemble any weapon in under 4 seconds.

*Click, click*

Delta

Polish with a towel for another 4 seconds.

*Squeak squeak*

Delta

Another 4 seconds to reassemble...

Click, click.

Delta

and there you have it. Pretty neat, huh?

You

Maybe, but something tells me Epinel's fans aren't interested in that sort of thing.

Delta

They aren't?

Epinel

Yeah... it might be better if you can show us something else.

Something that appeals more to teens.

Delta

Gotcha, loud and clear.

They'll eat this one up, I'm sure of it.

Epinel

What is it?

Delta

While on the battlefield...

I can consume any type of food within 4 seconds.

Your choice

Why are you so obsessed with 4 seconds?

We're not even on the battlefield...

Delta

It's simple.

3 seconds is too short and 5 seconds is too long,

but 4 seconds is juuuuust right.

You

We're not even on the battlefield...

Delta

...

Oh yeah... guess you're right.

Well, onto number three it is.

In under 4 seconds, I can take any heavy weapon and...

Epinel

Wait.

I said something that teens might like!

You know, like singing or dancing.

Delta

!!

Oh... um, okay.

You

You don't have to do it if you don't want to.

Delta

It's okay.

I promised I would make up for your failure.

I can't back down now.

Well then, for my final act, I'll... sing a song.

But my throat is a bit sore, so I'll whistle instead.

You can just imagine that I'm singing.

So, erm... here I go.

Ph-Ph Phwwwwhht~โ™ช

Ph Phwwwwhht Phwwwhhtโ™ช Phwwwwhht Phwwwhhtโ™ช

Attteeeeenntion!

Left, left, left, right left!

Ph-Ph Phwwwwhht~โ™ช

You

Stop.

Delta

Just... what was that?!

Your choice

Since when were teenagers fans of military cadence calls?

Stop, I'm begging you. You're giving me PTSD.

Delta

Oh, well...

since teens are so full of energy,

I thought they might appreciate the power behind it...

But...

These drills are so full of energy! They're the best the military has to offer!

I feel like standing at attention just listening to them!

Delta

Huh?

Epinel

This wasn't what I was asking for...

*Slam*

Delta

...

I just don't get kids these days.

They all throw a fit whenever they're displeased with something.

This is a big problem.

You

I think the problem lies more with you.

4. The Case of the (not-so) Violent (ex) criminal

93 lines
You

15:22. Radio Tower.

Novel

Watson.

Did you know?

Of the three criminal masterminds who are said to dominate the Rehabilitation Center,

66.6% of them have re-entered the Outpost.

Your choice

Why don't you just say 2 out of 3?

You make it sound like they broke out. They were brought here.

Novel

That's not the point.

The important thing is that I wouldn't be surprised if they end up creating some kind of incident.

But have no fear, I, Novel, am here to prevent such tomfoolery!

By setting up surveillance cameras on the radio tower which has the most radio waves,

and by begging Exia, I was able to acquire the CCTV footage.

You

Sounds like you're a criminal to me...

Novel

Watson, please.

After watching this footage, you'll change your mind.

Guilty

Counselor. Counselor...

6... PM.. together...

6... PM... together...

...

Arghhh...

I feel like I'm being suffocated... I can't take this!

Can't I just break something?

Novel

She's been like that for 30 minutes now.

She keeps glaring at her phone and mumbling something to herself. It sounds to me like she intends on coming after you.

There's no doubt about it, this is a clue indicating where she intends to commit the murder!

You

Guilty can't use her hands or feet because they're restrained.

So she uses voice-to-text on her phone.

Novel

And?

You

Have you ever considered she might simply be frustrated that her phone's voice recognition isn't working properly?

You

Novel zooms in on the CCTV footage.

Novel

I can see her phone screen. I think it says "Go go, togeter have sex parade."

I think she tried to text "Counselor, together at 6 PM"...

That must be what's got her so fired up.

...

But this is far from the last suspicious activity I managed to capture of these sordid criminals.

I give you, Exhibit B.

Sin

โ€ปโ€ปโ–กHahaโ–ฃha.

Anis

Agh!

Stop! For the love of God, stop! The pain is too much, I can't take it!

Sin

โ€ปHaโ€ปโ–กHaha!! Come now, don't disappoint me!โ€ปโ–กCan't you try and last a bit longer?

โ–กโ–ฃโ–ฃAfter all, there's always a lightโ€ปโ–กโ€ปat the end of the tunnel.

Neon

I feel like I'm gonna die!

Save me, Master!

Sin

โ–ฃโ€ปโ–กThe Instructor can't help you now.

You are being far tooโ€ปโ–ฃ dramatic. โ–กโ–กMinus 15 pointsโ–ก!!

You

...

Novel

What do you make of that?

I don't care what angle you view that from,

that is clearly two Nikkes being tortured.

You

And the yoga mats?

You

They all have yoga mats under them.

Novel

Ah-hah!

So they do.

What a dastardly villain! They even brought in yoga mats to try and cover up their sadistic torture methods!

Your choice

You're way off base.

I think you might want to consider getting out of the detective racket.

Novel

I was just joking.

Perhaps my super sleuthing skills are a bit dull today.

I think I need to go out and hone them again.

...

Until then, we'll rely on your senses, Watson.

You

Novel back-flips her way outside of the room

...

I'm now left alone. What should I do?

Your choice

Watch Guilty's live security footage.

Watch Sin's live security footage.

You

Guilty is continuing to try and use voice recognition on her phone.

Guilty

Counselor, at 6 PM together...

Counselor. Counselor.

Ugh, it's not working. What should I do...

...

Counselor, are you watching?

Quency told me something about an acupressure point on your body that feels great.

I was wondering if you wanted to try it out together? I'll come over at 6 PM, so...

You

Sin continues to punish Neon and Anis during her yoga class.

Neon

Aaagghh! Master! Maaaaster!

Sin

โ–กโ–กโ€ปโ–ฃWhy do you keep calling for the โ–กโ–ฃInstructor?

...

โ–กโ–กโ€ปEven if anyone else is watching usโ€ปโ–ก, no one will be coming.

However, Instructor,โ€ปโ–ฃโ€ปif you are watching, and you're interested, โ€ปyou're more โ–ฃthan welcome to join usโ–ฃd.

โ–ฃAnd also...โ–ฃโ€ปwhy are you spying on me?! I haven't done anything wrong!

You

!!

*Click*

You

Taken aback, I quickly turn off the live feed.

*Zing*

Novel

Watson, you okay?

Why is your face so white?

Did the culprit reveal themself while I was outside?!

You

I think we should put a stop to our surveillance.

Novel

What makes you say that?

You

I feel like we're being watched just as much.

5. Beginner's Luck?

83 lines
You

Hey Exia, Soda! What are you two up to?

Exia

We're playing some games together.

Soda

About that...

Novel invited me over to help her with some cleaning,

but Exia won't let me.

Exia

If she wants to clean up this room,

she'll have to beat me first.

Soda

Exia is so bossy.

I've never played a video game before.

You

Exia, you're being ridiculous.

Exia

Please. If anything, I'm merely preventing this clumsy oaf

from destroying my precious game console.

You

What game are you playing?

Exia

Iron Punch.

A classic fighting game.

If you're skilled enough, you can pound your opponent into the dirt,

so it's the best game to determine a clear winner and loser.

You

You only say that because you're confident you won't lose.

Soda

*Sob* Exactly...

Exia

Nothing is certain. Remember, we have to account for beginner's luck.

A while later.

*Ba ba ba* *Ba ba* *Ba ba*

You

The words "YOU LOSE" appears on Exia's screen.

Exia

!!!

You

!!!

Soda

Er... Is it over?

Exia

Impossible... I... I lost...

Your choice

Wow Soda, you're a natural at video games!

You beat Exia! That's amazing!

Soda

Oh, I won?

Exia

I can't believe this! I lost to a complete noob who can't even tell that she won.

This can't be happening.

Soda

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll win later on!

Exia

You didn't make a single mistake the entire time. How did you do it?

Soda

I didn't?

I was just randomly pressing buttons.

Exia

!!!

You didn't have a clue what buttons to press, but I lost? Me?!

Soda

Hee hee, I won!

Anyway, can I start cleaning now?

Exia

Not yet! Let's make it best of three.

Soda

Huh? You want to keep playing?

Exia

If you refuse, you'll leave a customer dissatisfied.

Exia

What kind of maid would that make you then?

Soda

Eeeek!

Your choice

That's a cruel trick, Exia.

Looks like you found her weakness.

Soda

You're right, a maid should always leave the customer satisfied.

Very well, let's play again.

Exia

Excellent.

Another round!

You

...

However...

No matter how many rounds they play, Exia loses to Soda every single time.

Exia

Impossible. This is impossible! How can I lose every single time?!

I'm the champion! I'm undefeatable, and I keep being bested by someone who can't tell a joystick from a shoulder button!

ARRRGGGHH!

Soda

Well, I better start cleaning up!

*Whoosh* *Bang*

Soda

Wham! Sorry!

I better start cleani... oh no!

*Clank* *Rip*

You

By the time Soda is finished cleaning, 3 of Exia's game consoles have been totaled.

...

Exia

My consoles! And my pride...

It can't end like this!

I demand a rematch!

Soda

Are you sure? I've already finished all the cleaning.

Exia

What kind of maid would drag a customer's pride through the dirt?

Soda

What?! I would never do such a thing!

Very well, another round!

A moment later...

TV

K.O!

You

"YOU LOSE!" shows up on Soda's screen.

Soda

Darn, I lost again.

Exia

That's 100 wins for me, and 3 for you.

How come I'm winning so easily...?

What's going on here?

Soda

I was doing fine not long ago. What's this drastic change?

You

Beginner's luck, I guess.

Exia

...

You

Exia decides not to play any more fighting games with novices for a while.

6. First Encounter with a Dragon

108 lines
You

Where are you off to this early in the morning?

Tia

Hey, Teacher.

I think I can finally fulfill my lifelong wish.

I'm gonna be able to meet a dragon face-to-face!

You

Say that again?

A real dragon?

Tia

Yep!

The genuine article!

You

After hearing Tia's absurd proclamation,

I'm filled with a sense of unease, and start to follow her.

Tia

Are you also interested in seeing a dragon?

Your choice

Of course. You have to introduce me.

It could be dangerous. I've got to protect you.

Tia

Sure. I'll introduce you as the person

who will accompany me for a lifetime.

Ha!

You're so cool, Teacher. Hehe.

I feel much safer when you're with me.

You

Is the dragon supposed to be here?

Tia

Well, to tell you the truth...

Exia

You're late.

Tia

Hey, Exia.

Exia

I got here early and set up Dragon Dungeon.

Inside the outpost,

here is where we'll get the best reception.

You

When you say dragon, you mean...?

Tia

Not long ago, I consulted Exia about my concerns.

I said I wanted to meet a dragon and asked if there was any way to make that happen.

She said if I wanted to meet a dragon,

I could easily meet one here at this Radio Tower.

So that's why we're here right now.

Exia

First off, I'll need you to take this.

Tia

Huh? Is this a game console?

Are we gonna use this to summon it?

So cool!

Exia

Correct.

Noob,

you should participate as well.

You

Exia hands me another gaming console.

Why me?

Exia

If you want to meet a dragon, you must first defeat the boss.

The best party combination is a healer, a tank, and a damage dealer.

Choose one of the three.

Tia

Oooh, can I be the damage dealer?

Her outfit is super pretty.

Exia

...

The less armor the character wears, the higher their innate defense is. I'm impressed that you noticed that.

You clearly know what you're doing.

I'll be the tank.

Noob can be the healer.

If we go full bore with this, we should be able to clear it today.

Let's go.

Tia

Tally ho!

1 hour later.

Tia

Eeya! Hyah! Huh? Is this how you do it?

Exia

You're doing just fine. Keep listening to my commands.

As for you, Noob,

we'll be up the creek without a paddle if the healer gets offed.

How is Tia putting you to shame? It's her first time playing the game.

You

... I'll try harder.

5 hours later.

*Bam* *Kabooooom*

Tia

Dang, this is tough.

Whoa, hey now! Did we get it?

Exia

You just dealt loads of damage to the mini-boss.

I underestimated you.

You

Er... could one of you revive me?

Tia

I'm coming to save you, Teacher!

Exia

Noob, you're being resurrected by an honest-to-goodness Noob...

You oughta be ashamed of yourself.

12 hours later.

*Bam* *Kabooooom*

Tia

Yahoo! We beat the boss!

We cleared the stage!

Nicely done, Teacher! And you too, Exia.

You

...

Exia

I feel we could have done that without the healer.

You did good, Tia.

Tia

Now can I meet a dragon?

Exia

Watch the screen carefully.

Thank you for saving me, great warrior Tia.

My name is Lucius.

I am the Light Dragon who was trying to save this world from the Demon King.

Unfortunately, my power has not fully returned yet and I am still weak.

That is why I will need more help from you.

I shall call upon you in the future.

You

On the screen, the white dragon lets out a great roar and flies away,

slowly vanishing into the distance.

... Tia, I'm sor...

Tia

Ohmygodohmygod!

Exia, this is amazing!

You

...?

Exia

Hehe.

See?

Told ya you could meet one.

You

But that wasn't even a real dragon...

Tia

You're amazing, Exia!

I wanna meet Lucius again!

How do I do that?

You

But that...

Exia

If you want to see him again, you've got to install Dragon Dungeon 2.

You

... was all just a video game.

*Bam* *Kabooooom*

Tia

Can I be the damage dealer again?

Exia

Sure thing.

I'll go for the tank again as well.

You

...

I, the lonely healer, quietly show myself out.

7. Final Boss

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Exia

Get 'em! Get 'em!

Take out the final boss!

You

I receive a string of strange messages from Exia.

She goes on about something called a Coordinated Operation and asks me to go to the Radio Tower ASAP.

She says it's an emergency, so I drop everything and head straight over.

Tove

Hello there, Survivalist.

Signal

Commander? What are you doing here?

Exia

He's a member of our party, that's why.

Now get 'em, you fools!

Take down the final boss!

You

The ensuing events are a bit of a blur.

...

The reason why I was summoned here also remains a mystery.

What exactly did you mean by Coordinated Operation?

Tove

This!

You

Tove hands me a slip of paper.

The note is faintly redolent of engine oil, and there are a few lines written on it.

The Outpost is in danger.

Target Name: Midas is going to pay a visit.

All personnel are to gather at the Outpost.

You

Midas?

Tove

Hee hee, the day has finally come.

You

What are you talking about?

Tove

The day, I, Tove, will finally be recognized by my superiors!

Sit back and watch, Survivalist.

Come and witness the glorious victory of Tove, the one-of-a-kind newbie!

Hehe, everyone's gonna be so proud of me.

Hee hee, hee hee hee...

You

Tove starts to fiddle excitedly with the machine next to her.

A tangle of cables protrudes from the machine and runs to a nearby TV and game console.

What is all this?

Signal

Th-this is...

our secret weapon.

With this,

we no longer...

need to worry about the TV cutting out

and us missing out on our programs.

You

That's somehow oddly inspiring.

Exia

I feel the same way myself.

We've had our heads held under the water for too long.

Now is the time when we rise and unleash all the pent-up rage inside us!

Console failures and other tragedies will now be a thing of the past!

Now, get 'em, get 'em!

Defeat the final boss! Defeat the Hands of Minus!

You

...

I'm starting to see why the Radio Tower has been equipped with such sophisticated machinery.

Just then, a message comes on.

Signal

Incoming message from Maiden...

Wha...?! The Toy Store has been breached!

Tove

Amazing! She makes it look so easy.

Exia

Let's not pat ourselves on the back just yet.

Signal

The Workshop has been taken as well.

Centi is complaining.

Tove

Amazing! She makes it look so easy.

Exia

Let's not pat ourselves on the back just yet.

Signal

Next up is...

The Radio Tower!

Exia

Alert! Alert! The final boss has appeared!

Tove

It's now or never! We'll fight until our last dying breath!

You

Tove starts to operate the machinery, causing various lights on the TV and console to glow. Then...

Ludmilla

Tove? I was looking for you.

Huh? What's this?

You

... The lights go out.

Tove

...

Exia

...

You

After all the build-up, what a let-down.

Ludmilla

What are you talking about?

I was cleaning Snowfield Hot Spring when I got a message from Tove. I came over as fast as I could.

You

Never mind.

...

It's nothing.

Ludmilla quietly looks inside the Radio Tower.

Tove is staring at the machine blankly.

Signal is dejectedly pressing the power button on the TV over and over.

Meanwhile, Exia is cradling the gaming console with a look of abject terror on her face.

After taking a survey of her surroundings, Ludmilla sighs.

Ludmilla

Is this why you asked me to come?

I was worried that something bad had happened.

Fortunately, it wasn't anything major.

Tove

Maxwell, all our dreams...

our hopes... our sweat and toil... they were all in vain.

...

Amazing! You make it look so easy.

Exia

Let's not pat ourselves on the back just yet.

Ludmilla

A lot is being left unsaid here.

Exia

Game over, man.

Signal

But today is the final episode...

Ludmilla

We'll have to talk about it another time.

You

Ludmilla pats Exia and Signal on the back.

Thus, the Coordinated Operation ended in the alliance's ignominious defeat.

8. Radio Girl

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You

At the top of the Outpost's radio tower.

Anchor

Hmm...

You

...

Anchor is recharging her signal.

Elegg

Is it working?

Trony

The device seems fine, but...

Anchor

Let me try.

Hyah!

...

You

...

Anchor

How about it, Starfish?

Is it emitting any signal?

...

That's a question for you, Master.

Starfish is asking you if there's any signal.

Your choice

I'm not sure.

Anchor, have you ever heard of the term "Denpa-kei"?

Anchor

?

No, what is it? Someone who likes living in a den?

You

... Never mind.

Anchor

Hmm...

Honestly, I wasn't too optimistic about it working either.

Normally, it should detect everyone in the Outpost,

but right now, all it's detecting is Master.

Elegg

How about Trony and me?

Anchor

Nope. Nothing. Only Master.

Trony

What? That can't be right...

You

That is rather peculiar.

Anchor

It's been like that for a while now.

When I asked Mast about it, she said it had something to do with "maid power".

Apparently there's some kind of connection.

Elegg

Maid power?

Anchor

She said it's the hallmark of an outstanding maid.

Elegg

Whoa! That's so cool!

Does that mean Trony can use maid power too?

Trony

I can't yet...

And I don't even want to, anyway.

Elegg

Don't talk like that!

Trony

Huh?

Elegg

Maid power sounds awesome!

I want you to be able to use it.

Elegg

If you can connect to the Commander using maid power,

I could use that signal to install BOOM in the Commander's head!

You

?!

Anchor

!

Then would Master be able to use the signal too?

Elegg

Hmm... That might be difficult.

Since BOOM is a single player game.

However, if we install the multiplayer feature...

You

I don't want any features, single or multiplayer.

Trony

... Anchor, how do you use maid power?

Elegg

Ah hah! I knew you'd be willing to help out, Trony!

Trony

We're not installing BOOM in the Commander. It'd break him.

You

I appreciate the concern, Trony.

Trony

But if I'm able to harness maid power,

I think I could... be able to communicate with him more easily.

*Grab*

Trony

*Gasp*

You

Anchor grasps Trony's hand.

Anchor

We can practice together.

I'll help you.

Trony

!

O-okay!

Anchor

First, I'll teach you how to walk Starfish.

Trony

...

Huh?

Anchor

Next, you'll learn how to understand how a sea cucumber is feeling.

They can be pretty moody and hard to understand at times.

Trony

Wh-what is this?

Elegg

I knew Anchor was a true professional.

If you follow her lead, Trony, you'll become an outstanding maid in no time.

Trony

A-are you actually being serious?

Elegg

Of course I am!

You

...

Anchor

Don't worry, Master.

I'll take good care of Trony.

You

... Just don't go too hard on her.

Anchor

Sure thing.

9. The One Who Ordered the Lunchbox

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You

As I pass by the Radio Tower, I hear someone shouting.

???

Is anyone there?!

You

?

???

Did anyone order a lunchbox?

You

Who could that be?

Upon further investigation, it turns out the person in question shouting is...

Crust

L-lunchbox... *Huff, huff...*

If it gets cold, it won't taste as good...

You

Crust? What are you doing here?

Crust

Mr... Mr. Gourmand... phew...

You

Why don't we give you a minute to catch your breath first?

After waiting for Crust to calm down, she regales me with the whole story.

You're delivering lunchboxes?

Crust

Yes. We're currently offering deliveries for residents of the Outpost.

I received an order for one Extra-Large Meat Lover's Lunchbox and one Premium Elegance Lunchbox.

*Whooosh*

You

But I don't see anyone here.

Crust

I know. I've been calling out, but no one's shown up.

What should I do? The food will be cold in five minutes.

???

... Uuuut of ... ay!!!

You

... Did you hear something?

Crust

Yeah, I heard it too... gah!

Right above us!

You

The moment I look up...

???

Move ouuut of the waaay!

*BOOM!*

You

A figure, having jumped down from the top of the Radio Tower, lands on the ground.

Moran

Ooooh, lunchbox! It's the extra-large one, right?

Crust

That's right! Here you go.

Be sure to eat it within the next few minutes, or else it'll get cold.

Moran

That won't be a problem. I'll be able to finish this in less a min...

Wait a minute, look who it is! Cadet!

Look at you, delivering a lunchbox to me.

Wait a minute, don't tell me you made this yourself?

You

No. I was simply passing by.

Moran

Hey, Rosanna! Get down here!

Cadet brought me a lunchbox!

*Sliiiide*

*Tap*

You

Rosanna grasps onto one of the radio tower's pillars with one hand and slides down smoothly.

Rosanna

Mister!

What a pleasant surprise.

You

Crust is the one who made this. I had nothing to do with it.

Crust

Hello. I'm Crust from Crunchy Cooking Class.

I brought your order.

Moran

Oh, guess I was mistaken.

Anyway, thanks, little lady.

You

Moran takes a bite from the Extra-Large Meat Lover's Lunchbox.

Moran

Whoa, forget what I just said! You're no little lady, you're a chef! Thank you, Chef!

Crust

I take it the taste is okay?

I made sure to prepare it in a way so that it wouldn't lose its flavor even after cooling a bit, but...

Moran

This is the best food I've ever eaten!

Rosanna

Don't be so dramatic.

Our comportment reflects that of our organizations. A leader must maintain a semblance of dignity.

Moran

Hehe, one bite of this, and you'll change your tune.

You

Rosanna opens her own Premium Elegance Lunchbox and takes a bite.

Rosanna

Mmm, this is quite good, actually.

Putting up with your nonsense actually paid off for once.

You

What are you two doing here anyway?

Moran

*Chomp, chomp*... Surveillance.

You

Surveillance?

Rosanna

*Sigh*...

Moran

We wouldn't want anything bad happening to you *gulp* while you're at the Outpost,

so we're *munch munch*... Keeping an eye on you.

Dang, that was one tasty meal.

Much appreciated, Chef!

Crust

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

You

In other words,

you had nothing else to do.

Moran

No, we're conducting surveillance, I'm telling you!

You

If that's what you were really doing, there's an observation post over yonder.

Moran

Oh... Really?

You

...

Rosanna

I didn't bother telling her since I knew she wouldn't listen anyway.

At any rate.

You

Rosanna points at her now-empty lunchbox.

Rosanna

Can I order more of these?

I need a lot of them. I'm planning on sharing with my crew.

We'll make sure you're well compensated, of course.

Crust

Absolutely! Just let me know how many you need.

And you don't have to worry about payment.

Instead, could you help spread the word?

We've had a hard time promoting them, so we have a lot of extra ingredients lying around.

Rosanna

No problem.

Moran

Oh, me too! I want to get some for my crew.

Can I get an Extra-Extra-Large Meat Lover's Lunchbox?

Crust

Of course! They're custom-made, so I can prepare whatever size you need.

Moran

Then how about Extra-Extra-Extra-Large?

Crust

Heck, I could prepare some Extra-Extra-Extra-Extra-Large ones for you all.

Moran

All right!

You

Well, you two enjoy yourselves.

*Thud*

You

As I turn around to leave, Rosanna grabs my shoulder.

Rosanna

While we're at it, can we get one for Mister too?

Crust

Sure thing. I'll be sure to make Mr. Gourmand's a top priority.

Rosanna

Same location as before, please.

Moran

Mmm. Keeping him close makes surveillance more efficient.

You

...

I'm only able to leave once Crust has come back with another lunchbox, and I've finished it.

10. Human Programming

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Exia

All right.

From here on,

I'll walk you through this super simple game console.

Snow Crane

Wow! *Clap, clap, clap*

Novel

What do you make of this case, Watson?

You

What case?

Novel

The one where Exia's teaching a total stranger how to use a device.

You

Good point. You'd think she'd find this annoying...

Exia

First, press the power button.

Snow Crane

Power button!

Is it this one?

*Beep, beep*

Exia

That's the volume button.

Snow Crane

Then this one?

*Beep, beep*

Exia

That's the control button.

Snow Crane

Goodness, there are so many buttons...

How about this one?

Exia

Ah... Ahhh...

That's the reset button. Never press that one.

Snow Crane

Oh my, I'm sorry.

Exia

Just press the small circle next to the volume buttons.

Snow Crane

Oh, this one?

There we go!

*Beep, beep*

Exia

Next, put the game cartridge into the console.

Snow Crane

Oh, this little plastic thing you gave me earlier?

Hmm... Let's see...

Hmmmm...

*Crack!*

Exia

?!?!

You

!!!

Novel

A case! We've got a case!

The game console snapped precisely in half!

This is a full-blown death case!

Snow Crane

A-a death case?!

But you told me to put the cartridge inside, so...

I tried opening the console, and well...

I'll fix it right away!

You

Snow Crane pulls a roll of tape out of her pocket and wraps it around the broken console.

Snow Crane

There we go, all better now!

Ta-da! The dead console has come back to life!

Exia

Oh...

This is why coding is so hard.

Guess I didn't make the instructions clear enough.

You

Is it really okay?

Exia

It's fine. It's a common model, and I can extract the save data.

Let's try this again.

You

Exia gives Snow Crane a new device.

Exia

Press the small, round button on the top left to turn on the power.

Snow Crane

Small, round button... on the top left...

*Beep, beep*

Exia

Press the raised button on the bottom right to open the cartridge slot.

Snow Crane

Raised button... on the bottom right...

Snow Crane presses the button.

Exia

Next, insert the cartridge I gave you.

Snow Crane

Insert... the cartridge.

She pushes the cartridge in, gritting her teeth.

Snow Crane

My word, why won't it go in?

Hngh!

*Crack!*

Exia

?!?!?!?!

You

!!!!!!

Novel

A case! We've got another case!

The game cartridge's completely wrecked!

This is a full-blown death case!

Snow Crane

Again...?

This is really hard. I thought I did just what you told me to.

Exia

Ahh...

I didn't specify which direction the cartridge should be inserted.

We'll have to start over.

You

H-hang on.

Exia, don't tell me...

Exia

Yes, that's correct.

I'm like programming a human.

Feels like I'm playing some hardcore game, doesn't it?

Honestly, this might be the most fun I've had in a while.

You

With innocent eyes, Snow Crane wraps the cartridge in tape.

Oh boy...

Snow Crane

There we go, all better now!

But Exia,

these are your dear friends, aren't they?

Are you really okay with me doing this to them...?

Exia

It's fine.

My goal is to get you through stage 1 of Dragon Dungeon.

You

That'll never happen!

Exia

Heh,

the word "impossible" isn't even in my dictionary.

You

You okay, Snow Crane...? You good to keep doing this?

Snow Crane

Of course!

Exia looks like she's having so much fun,

and thanks to her, I'm learning lots of new things too.

Our time together is very productive.

You

That's good...

Exia

All right, let's start over from the top.

You

After that, the two of them remain in the radio tower for a very, very long time.

...

So... what brings you here, Novel?

Novel

Because I'm always there wherever there's a case!

With something happening every ten minutes, this place might as well be a crime scene!

You

Oh, okay...

I decide to stay away from the radio tower for a while.