GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story · Brief Encounters

Command Center

10 scenes, 924 lines

1. Peaceful Time

80 lines
You

This is the Commander's Room.

It is a resting place that belongs only to me.

It does feel a little privileged, but it is a luxury we receive.

Let me sleep for now.

I lie down on the bed gently.

It's so comfortable.

... Suddenly, I'm almost falling into a dream.

...

*Knock knock*

Neon

Master?

You

What's up?

Neon opens the door and walks in.

She is completely covered in filth.

Neon

Master, how do I look?

You

... I wouldn't even dare to look.

Neon

Right?

There was no water in the bathroom in our dorm, so I tried to fix the pipes and ended up like this.

I also wasn't able to fix anything. We still have no water.

So, I came here to take a bath.

I'm sure your bathroom's water is fine.

You

I see.

Neon

Thanks a lot, Master.

*Swoosh*

30 minutes later.

Neon

Ha... This feels so good.

Thanks for letting me use your bathroom. I'm going back.

You

Go ahead.

Neon

Okay. Have a good rest, Master.

You

Neon bows and leaves.

The room is quiet again.

So bedtime again...

...

Anis

Commander!!

You

??

Anis

It's unfair! It can't be only Neon who gets to borrow your bathroom!

I want to use it too! BATH-ROOM!

You

Okay, just use it.

Anis

Don't mind if I do!

*Swoosh*

Anis

Whoa! Hot water!

*Patter patter patter*

Anis

La la la ♪ La la la la la ♪

Nikke ♪ saying hello to you ♪

Nikke Nikke Ni... ♪

*Swoosh*

Anis

Niiiiiiii... ♪ KKeeeeee... ♪

You

...

Anis's noisy bath time lasts for an hour.

Anis

Ah, feels so good!

Commander, do you have anything to drink?

You

... You can check the refrigerator.

Anis

Oh, is that soda? My, my, my. You've got good stuff in here!

This is so nice of you, Commander! You're so cool!

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Anis

Aaahh!

Ah, so nice!

Can I come again next time?

You

... Yes.

Anis

Thanks. Sleep tight, Commander.

Anis leaves.

You

... It's quiet again.

Finally, I can sleep...

*Knock knock*

Rapi

Commander? I am coming in.

You

...

Rapi

Sorry to bother you...

You

... Just use it.

Rapi

... Huh?

You

... You can use my bathroom.

Rapi

... Thanks for your concern, but now's not the time.

We have 30 minutes until the start of the operation.

Please get ready and come downstairs ASAP.

See you.

Rapi leaves the room.

You

...

Let me take a bath first.

*Creak creak*

*Swoosh*

You

...

All the hot water has been used up.

2. Surprise Party

84 lines
You

There is an important meeting today.

It went longer than expected, but finally, I can return to my room after having dinner.

I'm exhausted. Need to take a shower right aw...

*Pop* *Pop pop pop*

Neon

Happy birthday!

Anis

Happy birthday!!

Rapi

Happy birthday.

You

?!?!

Neon

Judging by the look on your face, you didn't expect a thing.

It's a surprise birthday party, just for you!

You

Birthday...?

Neon

Now then, time to hand out the presents!

You

Everyone says a few words as they hand over their clumsily wrapped gifts.

Neon

It's been a long time since I've gotten a gift for anyone, so I put a lot of thought into it...

And I came to the conclusion that nothing is better than firepower!

It's something near and dear to my heart, so make sure you open it when no one else is around.

Anis

You should have told us it's your birthday!

I was running around like a headless chicken getting this present ready.

It's nothing expensive, so don't get too excited.

Rapi

I hope you like what I got you.

We're not being deployed tomorrow, so you can sit back and relax.

Happy birthday, Commander.

Rapi carefully carries out a cake with candles on it.

Anis

You can thank Emma for the cake.

I bumped into her on the way of buying a cake.

But she insisted on making it herself.

She was so bummed that she couldn't

Neon

be here in person.

You

W-wait...

Rapi

Quick, before the candles go out.

You

Candle wax is melting and slowly dripping onto the cake.

I should blow out the candles first.

Pfffoooo!

Neon

All the candles go out.

Then!!

You

Wait!

What is all this?

Anis

You look really shocked! Haha!

But then again, it is a surprise party.

Neon

I saw that you'd circled the

date on your calendar.

You only do that if it's a special day.

So I figured it must be your birthday!

Isn't that right?

Your choice

It's my birthday.

It's not my birthday.

Neon

I knew I could count on my intuition!

Anis

You're such a blank slate right now. I was worried it wasn't your birthday.

We all spent a lot of time getting everything ready in time.

Neon

Should we continue then?

We've saved the best part for last.

You

... All right, go ahead.

Neon

Wait, it's not your birthday?

Then what was that date you circled on your calendar?

You

It was because I had an important meeting today.

Neon

A... meeting?

Anis

I'm going to use a red heart to mark the days when we have to leave on an assignment.

Well, we did go through all this trouble getting you these gifts...

Let's just make today your birthday. What do you say, Commander?

Neon

Yeah, today's your new birthday!

You

...

Rapi

Or if you'd prefer, we can just call it a surprise party.

It's important to enjoy yourself every once in a while.

You

... All right, go ahead.

Neon

Yay! Then let's do this!

You

Neon immediately lifts up the cake as if to throw it.

Wait, what are you going to do with the cake?

Neon

Toss it, of course.

We can't eat a cake that Emma made.

*Splat*

You

...

The cake lands directly on my face.

Neon

I've always wanted to do that!

Anis

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the main event!

You should see your face, Commander! Hahahaha!

Rapi

...

You

You girls will be the death of me...

Neon

Huh? W-wait, Master-

Ach!

You

I grab a handful of cake that's fallen on the floor and toss it at Neon.

Neon

Aw man, I just took a shower before you got back...

Anis

Food fight!

You

The party quickly turns into a wild food fight.

Later that night, we all had to clean up the Commander's Room together.

3. Nocturnal Reverie

142 lines

It is a dark night, and a biting chill has fallen.

There is a knock on the door which cuts through the silence.

*Knock knock*

You

...?

Come in.

*Zing*

Isabel

It's meeee!

I got the note you sent me.

I can hardly believe you called for me so late at night.

I see you're finally ready to spend the night together!

You

I called you?

Isabel

Haha, don't be shy.

Now, then...

Should we get started? It is rather late, after all.

You

Isabel's hands began to slip under my shirt.

W-wait...!

Isabel

Hm? What's wrong?

Oh...!

I'm sorry, I was too hasty.

I'll go wash up. Just wait here for a bit.

You

Isabel ties my wrists with some string.

!!

Isabel

I know you won't be running away from your own room,

but if I didn't do this, I'd feel nervous.

You understand, right?

*Peck*

Isabel

Just a moment, my love.

Isabel goes into the shower.

*Splash*

I can hear Isabel showering from where I'm sitting.

*Knock knock*

You

?!

Before I could figure out what was going on, another knock could be heard.

???

Believer, I'm coming in.

You

No, not now!

*Zing*

Rapunzel

Didn't keep you waiting, did I?

My apologies, I was somewhat taken aback by your note.

I didn't realize you were so... forward.

Well then, shall we begin?

Gasp...!

What is this on your wrist?!

And your shirt is open!

You

Help me get this off, will you?

Rapunzel

I didn't realize you were into this kind of thing.

Sure, I'll help remove it for you, hehehe!

You

Rapunzel starts to undo my shirt buttons one by one.

I didn't mean those!

Rapunzel

Oh come now, it's more fun this way.

You

Rapunzel's eyes are glazed over as if in a trance.

*Stomp* *Stomp*

You

...!

The sound of footsteps approaching from far away.

I can't let myself be seen like this!

Rapunzel, get under the covers.

Rapunzel

...!

You really don't waste time, do you?

You

Under no circumstances can you come out from under the covers.

Rapunzel

My oh my... just what kind of a night do you have planned for me?

Take as much time as you need, I'll wait.

I'll stay under the covers, no matter what.

*Knock knock*

You

As soon as Rapunzel is under the covers, there is another knock at the door.

Will this ever end?

*Zing*

Yan

Hey, Rookie! I came as soon as I finished work.

Got held up in meetings, you know how it is.

Huh?

What's going on here?

What's with the rope? And your shirt is half open...

You

Get over here and undo this thing.

Yan

No need to rush, the night is still young!

Let me take a shower first...

*Splash*

Yan

Hmm?

Is the shower already running?

You didn't...

Your choice

Just trying to set the mood.

I forgot to turn it off.

Yan

Well, I suppose hearing the shower running

in the background does lend a certain atmosphere.

So absent-minded! You really must not want to waste any time!

You're quite the sly old fox, you know that?

Well then, let me "help" you as you asked.

You

Yan undoes the rest of the buttons on my shirt.

W-wait!

Yan

What's wrong?

You

... Please get out...!

Yan

Huh?

...

Oh!

You naughty little devil! It'll be too cold outside.

Then again, it's the middle of the night, so no one will see.

I'll play along.

Let's go to the rooftop.

You

That's not what I meant!

Yan smiles widely and opens the door leading to the hallway.

*Zing*

???

*Zing*

Yan

Privaty?

Privaty

Y-Yan? What are you doing here?

Yan

I could ask you the same thing!

Privaty

The Commander asked me to come.

Yan

What?

You're a fox all right, the most cunning of them all!

I'm not the only one you called over?

You

It's not what you think...

Privaty

Oh, Oh my gosh...

Commander! What is going on here?

You didn't...

already start with Yan before I arrived, did you?

Yan

I'm afraid not.

We were about to head outside for some fun, then I ran into you.

What of it?

Privaty

Hmph...

I didn't know it would be the three of us, but I'm not opposed to it.

Let's go.

???

Rapunzel

Wait.

I'm sorry, I know you told me to stay under the covers.

But I need an explanation.

Isabel

...

I see you're quite popular with the ladies.

I need to take you somewhere so we can be alone.

You

Please, everyone calm down!

The four Nikkes start coming closer.

With my hands tied, I'm doomed.

P-please...!

*Bang*

Rapi

...der!

...mander! Are you... okay?

Commander, are you awake?

You

... Rapi?

Rapi

Yes, Commander.

You

Rapi? She wasn't here before...

Rapi

Yes?

I heard a loud banging sound, so I came rushing over.

It looks like you fell from your bed. Are you okay?

You

Was it all a...?

Rapi

Did you have a bad dream?

You

...

I decided to take this dream to the grave.

4. Soporific Coffee?

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Ether

Hello, No. 7. I'm here for your regular checkup.

Or should I say experiment?

Whatever. I'm exhausted. Just take this medicine so we can get this over with.

Your choice

Have you been overworked lately?

Those dark circles under your eyes...

Ether

It doesn't matter.

It's always been like this.

Oh, these?

I've gotten used to them by now.

Syuen gave us a week's worth of work yesterday, and they're due by the end of today.

*Yawn* Thanks to her, I haven't gotten a wink of sleep.

You

You look like you could use some coffee.

Ether

Thanks, that'd be nice.

Coffee is a lifesaver for anyone working overtime

Soon after.

Frima

Coffee. Here.

Neve

Hey, Burly Bear! It's been a while.

You

What's Neve doing deliveries for?

Neve

I heard there was some kind of wonder drug in the Ark that helps you sleep,

so I came here looking for it.

Turns out, I ran into someone delivering the very thing I was looking for!

You

Wonder drug... are you talking about coffee?

Neve

That's the stuff!

Ether

I think you may be barking up the wrong tree.

Coffee is loaded with caffeine. It's designed to keep you awake, not help you fall asleep.

Frima

?

No. Not Cream Coffee.

Drink it. Sleep heavy.

Here. Look.

Ether

...

I'd like to see this.

If this works, we'll be spitting in the face of years of scientific evidence.

Frima

One gulp. Important.

You

Frima downs the entire cup of coffee in one big sip.

*Gulp*

You

3...

2...

Frima quickly puts on her eyeshade.

1...

Frima

Zzzzz...

You

... She's asleep.

Ether

...!!

Huh?

This is most intriguing.

To be fair, outliers like Frima shouldn't be factored into the equation.

She always falls asleep the moment her head rests on some kind of surface.

Neve

Hmm...

How about I test it out?

You

You're something of an outlier yourself.

Neve

I know, I sleep an awful lot.

However, I just had a great cat nap in the elevator on the way here.

If I drink this and it doesn't put me to sleep, that'll prove it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Ether

Very well.

I'm a busy woman, so let's get this show on the road.

Neve

You got it!

You

Neve downs the entire cup of Cream Coffee.

*Glug*

You

3...

2...

Neve

Whoa... this stuff... is...

You

1...

Neve

Zzzzz...

Ether

...!!

What on earth?

Have they laced this with tranquilizers or something?

You

Cafe Sweety's recipe never changes.

This stuff usually comes from a vending machine.

Ether

...

Then I can't find a rational explanation for this phenomenon.

Should I ask HQ to inspect the ingredients?

No, we're busy enough as is...

You and I can taste-test it.

Your choice

You sure you'll be okay?

When did I ever agree to this?

Ether

If this coffee really does contain sleep inducers, then it'll negatively affect my work performance, but...

You of all people should know, No. 7. At M.M.R., our curiosity is insatiable.

What do you want, a written contract?

Come on, consider it a favor to a researcher who's hungry for the truth.

You

Fine.

I hold a cup of the cream coffee, glancing at it with a look of concern.

Ether

I'll go first.

You

Ether downs her cup in one go.

I follow suit.

*Glug*

You

3...

2...

1...

Ether

...

I feel like I'm burning up.

My heart is racing. My body feels amped up.

This stuff is clearly loaded with caffeine.

What about you, No. 7?

You

...

I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.

5. A Fine Line Between Adult and Child

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Cocoa

Mas----ter----!!

Let's----hang out----!!

You

The door to the Commander's Room is open, come right in.

*Zing*

Cocoa

Master, Master!

The Maid Cafe isn't open today, so I don't have to tend to any customers.

Waddya say we go there and play house?

I can be the Mom, and you can be the Dad.

I'll make us a delicious omurice with ketchup.

Your choice

Will it at least have ingredients other than ketchup?

Sorry, I have a lot to do today.

Cocoa

Of course it does.

Ingredients so precious that they can't be found anywhere.

You

Sorry, I don't think I can. I have a lot to do today.

Cocoa

It's okay.

Any maid worth her salt is good at waiting,

and that includes me.

You

So you're willing to wait?

Cocoa

Sure, I'll go amuse myself outside for a bit.

You

... Soon after.

Slowly but surely, I clear my work for the day. I should probably call Cocoa...

*Zing*

Yulha

Newbie. Got a job for you.

HR wants you in charge of publicity for an upcoming government marketing event.

The event's in 3 days,

and the script is due tomorrow.

Your choice

That's not nearly enough time.

Why would I be in charge of publicity for the Central Government?

Yulha

You think I don't know that?

When have our superiors ever had any consideration for us?

Do you have to ask?

Of all the commanders out there, you're the only one that's making a semblance of an impression.

Anyway, all the information you need is on this USB.

I leave the rest in your hands.

*Zing*

You

Back to the grind...

*Knock, knock*

Cocoa

Master, what's our operation status? Over.

Please report, over.

You

Situation is looking bleak. You may have to pull out on your own, over.

Cocoa

...

It's okay.

A true maid never leaves a comrade behind.

I'll be at the back until your work is done.

You

Okay, I'll try and make it quick.

... Soon after.

You

I'm finally putting the finishing touches on the script. I should call Cocoa.

*Zing*

Dolla

Client, got something for you.

We've been ordered to provide a report detailing

exactly how all the supplies entering the Outpost are being utilized.

I'm in charge of distribution, but I don't know what each and every last item is meant for.

I was hoping you could help me write that down. Should be pretty common sense.

You

When is it due?

Dolla

Yesterday.

You

... Come again?

Dolla

It was supposed to be turned in yesterday. But if we say it was done by a human, we can get away with being a day late.

On that note, if you could complete it by midnight, that'd be great.

Well, I'm off. I've got a meeting at Royal Road in an hour.

*Zing*

You

... Another job has come up.

*Zing*

Cocoa

Master, give me a status report.

Your choice

It might be best if we give up for today.

Sorry, job keeps coming up.

Cocoa

No.

It's okay.

I knew this would happen.

So, I brought along plenty of napkins and crayons.

I'm going to make paper airplanes out of napkins and color them using crayons.

That way, the hours will fly by.

You

If you say so. I'll try and wrap this up quickly.

Cocoa

Okay. Good luck, Master.

... Soon after.

You

At long last, all of my work is complete.

*Zing*

Rapi

Commander. I have something to report.

You

No.

Rapi

Sorry?

You

I'm not working anymore today.

Rapi

??

That's not what I came to tell you about.

You

What is it then?

Rapi

Well...

You should step outside for a moment.

*Zing*

You

Out in the hallway, Cocoa is nestled amongst a veritable mountain of kaleidoscopic paper airplanes. She is fast asleep.

Cocoa

Zzzz...

Master and Cocoa...

Cafe... airplane party...

You

She's fast asleep.

Rapi

Sleeping like a baby.

What should we do?

You

First things first, I'll take her home and put her to bed.

The next time the Maid Cafe is closed, let's take the day off.

6. Luck Turbo Charge

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*Zing*

Blanc

Pit Boss!

Noir

Pit Boss!

Blanc

We came because we missed you.

Noir

Also because we've got something to tell you!

You

Something to tell me?

Blanc

Yep!

We like you, Pit Boss.

Not just as our superior, but really, honest-to-goodness like you.

Noir

Thanks to you,

I've learned what it means to be fond of someone.

You

What's going on here?

Noir

So,

do you feel the same way about us?

You

Do I...?

Blanc

C'mon!

We just confessed how we feel about you, Pit Boss.

Don't you feel the same way about us?

You

Hold up a minute.

You're not making sense right now.

Blanc

Huh?

Which part doesn't make sense?

Noir

If you don't like us,

or if we've made you uncomfortable...

You

That's not it.

Your choice

Are you sure it's okay if I'm into both of you at the same time?

Isn't this whole arrangement kind of frowned upon?

Blanc

Of course!

If you like me, then you'll obviously fancy Noir as well.

Noir

And vice versa.

Duh!

According to who?

Who cares what society thinks of us?

Blanc

We like you, so what's wrong with you liking us back?

Don't worry about what other people think.

You

...

Blanc

Well?

Noir

What's it gonna be, Pit Boss?

You

Fine. I like you both as well.

Noir

...!

Blanc

Woohoo!

You

So, what happens next?

Blanc

What happens next is that the three of us

live happily ever after.

Noir

Um...

Th-there was something I wanted to do if the three of us all felt the same way about each other.

You

And what's that?

Noir and Blanc each lock onto one of my arms.

Blanc

A luck...

Noir

recharge!

You

I thought you could do that just by holding hands.

Although I suppose we're doing that as well...

Blanc

No, that won't suffice anymore.

The three of us are one now,

Noir

so just holding hands won't cut the mustard.

Blanc

We've gotta take it to the next level.

Noir

Yeah, something more intense.

We'll teach you.

Blanc

Noir and I have been wanting to do this with you for a while,

so we practiced really hard.

It'll probably be comfortable if we all lie down on the bed.

You

Noir and Blanc lead me toward the bed.

Blanc

Now, spread your fingers like this...

Wowee, you've got big hands, Pit Boss. Your fingers are super long, too.

Noir

That'll help with the recharge.

Blanc

Now, just put your hand here on Noir.

Noir

That's it!

J-just not so tight...

You

Sorry.

Blanc

As for your other hand, that'll go here, on me.

Gently now.

You

Right here.

Blanc

That's the spot.

You're a natural at this.

Now, if I do it gently like so...

You

...!!

It hurts a little.

Blanc

Sssh!

Everything that happens here is our little secret.

Kept between you, me, and Noir.

Noir

So,

you've got to keep quiet.

It'll only complicate things if someone from outside hears.

Blanc

Noir and I will keep our voices down as well.

Noir

Now, let's top you up for real this time.

7. The Dangerous Cookies

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Emma

We're here, Commander.

Mica

Heya, Old-Timer!

Have you eaten yet?

Your choice

Yes, I have.

No, not yet.

Mica

Aw man, you've already eaten?

Emma

Oh, no worries at all!

We've got some yummy desserts with us too.

Mica

Phew, that's a relief!

We brought you some tasty treats, hehe.

Emma

It's dessert though, so it might not be the most filling thing.

You

What made you decide to bring me dessert?

Mica

Well...

*Rustle*

Mica

Emma was teaching me how to bake cookies,

but I'm not great at it,

so I'm not entirely confident how good they are.

But... I still really, really wanted to share them with you, so I brought some!

You

Thanks, I'll enjoy them.

Mica

Hehe, no problem!

Emma

Isn't Mica a cutie-pie?

Oh, and also...

*Rustle*

Emma

Here, a little something from me.

While I was teaching her, I made some of my own as well.

You

...

Er... Thanks...

Emma

Give them a try! They're fresh from the oven, so they should still be warm.

Mica

And they taste even better that way!

You

Mica and Emma both look at me expectantly.

Um... All right, then.

*Rustle*

Emma

I've got an idea, Commander.

How about we spice things up a bit?

*Pour*

You

Emma mixes the cookies she baked with Mica's.

??

Emma

This way, you won't be sure which ones are baked by whom.

It'll add a bit of excitement.

We used different ingredients, so you'll be able to tell the difference right away!

Mica

Wow! That's like a quiz or something!

Sounds super fun, hehe.

Emma

I know, right?

Mica

Which one would you like to try first, Old-Timer?

You

Mica hands me two cookies.

I'll...

Your choice

Eat the left cookie.

Eat the right cookie.

You

I nervously pick up the left cookie and pop it into my mouth.

*Crunch*

You

...

...!

It tastes... sour?

Mica

Oh, I think that's the cookie I made!

I added a splash of lemon juice for that extra zing.

How is it?

You

It's delicious.

Mica

Whoa, really?

I'm glad you like it!

You

I nervously pick up the right cookie and pop it into my mouth.

*Crunch*

You

...

...

Emma

... mander... Commander?

You

Huh?

Mica

Are you okay, Old-Timer?

You suddenly passed out and gave us quite a scare!

You

... Something tells me I just ate the cookie Emma made.

Emma

Well, you look awfully exhausted,

so I added some ingredients into the cookies to help relieve your fatigue.

Go on, take another bite, I promise it'll do wonders!

Mica

Which one would you like to try next?

You

I'll try...

*Zing*

Quiry

Hello, Commander!

Sorry for being late! I was caught up finishing some tasks, and...

... Gasp!

Gah!

Look at all these bugs!

G-get away from there, Commander!

Let me take care of this!

T-take this, you pesky creepy crawlies!

*Pow pow pow*

*Crack crunch*

You

Before any of us has a chance to stop her, Quiry swiftly pulverizes the cookies on the desk into a fine powder.

Quiry

Mission complete!

Mica

No! The cookies!

Emma

Oh dear...

You

Quiry, those were cookies, not bugs.

Quiry

What? That's impossible!

Those were 100% bugs. I saw it clear as day.

Wait a...

They really were cookies!

I-I'm so sorry!

You

Quiry frantically apologizes to Mica and Emma,

as I find myself inwardly thanking her for decimating those heinous cookies.

8. Familiar Space, Unfamiliar Atmosphere

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You

Mmm...

Beams of warm sunlight stream into the Commander's Room.

A cool breeze blows,

and swaying in the wind...

... Red hair?

Rapi

Ah, Commander.

You're awake.

You must have been rather exhausted.

You've been sleeping for exactly 18 hours and 11 minutes.

You

What?! I have?

You should have woken me up earlier.

Rapi

I disagree. You've been bogged down with all manner of tasks ever since we got back to the Outpost.

This is a rare opportunity for you to relax, and you need plenty of rest.

You

Don't you have some time off as well, Rapi?

Rapi

I do.

You

Then why are you here?

Rapi

I...

I was sitting here, resting.

You

Is that really all you were doing?

Rapi

Yes.

... Well, if I'm being honest,

something about this place felt a bit different, so I was looking around.

Nothing about this room has changed, but you were sleeping so soundly.

You

Maybe because it feels so peaceful in here.

I feel it too.

Rapi

That seems to be the case.

We've spent a lot of time on the surface, where we can't afford to let our guard down even for a second.

But it's strange.

I've come back to the Ark after long spells up on the surface numerous times,

but I've never felt this way before.

Why do you think that is?

You

Could it be because you didn't have anywhere that felt familiar before?

Rapi

Familiar...

That makes sense.

The very fact that it's so familiar and comfortable makes it feel a bit strange to me, because I'm not used to feeling that way.

This feeling of peace here is worlds apart from the life we lead up on the surface.

Hmm...

...

You

...

Rapi

Ah.

I think I understand a little now.

Perhaps it's because

I'm simply not used to things being so quiet.

You

It is quiet right now. Almost too quiet.

Rapi

Yes.

Usually you've got Anis noisily rummaging for a soda.

Neon passionately shouting about firepower.

Me letting out a belabored sigh as I watch them both.

And amidst it all, you smiling.

That's the kind of atmosphere I'm used to experiencing in this place.

You

This place is usually so clamorous.

Rapi

Hehe.

But the fact it's so quiet now is what allowed you to sleep as long as you did.

You

That's true...

Rapi

Are you feeling recharged?

You

Completely.

Rapi

I'm glad to hear it.

Would you like to go somewhere together?

I'm still having a hard time adjusting to a tranquil Commander's Room.

You

That's a great idea.

I'll get cleaned up and join you in a minute.

Rapi

Understood.

I'll wait outside.

You

Rapi and I leave the abnormally quiet Commander's Room together,

and go to spend some time wandering around the lively and bustling Outpost.

9. Legendary Maid's Performance

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You

For the past few days, I've been swamped with Central Government-related work.

Ugh...

Privaty

Commander. You missed this section here.

You

Oh, right. Sorry.

Privaty

It's perfectly alright.

When you're dealing with such a heavy workload, it's natural to lose your ability to concentrate fully.

That's why I'm here to help.

Your choice

Yeah, thank you for that. You're a lifesaver, Privaty.

You're the one who brought me all this work in the first place...

Privaty

Hehe... go on, hurry up and finish what you've got in front of you.

It's not like I had a say in the matter!

You

Okay, fine.

After addressing the points Privaty raised and tackling a few more documents...

I think I'm almost done.

I'm starting to see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Privaty

Great work, Commander.

Once we're done here, I'll need to go file a report.

While I'm doing that, you'll be able to take a break.

You

I think I'll do exactly that.

Privaty

...

After handling something mentally taxing,

it's important to take a breather before diving back in.

It might be boring for you to be on your own during a break.

If... if you'd like, I could join you.

You

...

*Zing*

Mast

Master Captain, are you here?

Ade

Hello, Master.

You

Mast? Ade?

What's going on?

Mast

What else would a pair of maids be doing here?

We're paying you a visit to serve you.

Privaty

What the...?

Why does this kind of stuff always happen when I'm around?

You

I never requested this...

Privaty

!

I get it now! You're plotting to force me into the maid business!

I knew it!

I'm not some mindless automaton, you know? I won't just do whatever you want me to.

I'm here as a member of the Central Government, not as a maid.

I don't care who you are, you can't force me into being a maid!

...

Although, if you asked me nicely,

I suppose I could dabble in it for a little while.

You

...

Mast

Jeez, Privaty, quit making a scene.

Ade

Haha, we didn't mean anything by it, Privaty.

Master has been incredibly busy for the past few days.

He hasn't been able to rest or eat properly, so we decided to come see him.

Privaty

Oh... I-I see.

I'm sorry. I misunderstood.

Mast

No, you were spot on. We are paying a house call to provide maid services.

We just didn't know you'd be here.

Ade

But since you are, would you like to join us?

Privaty

I don't know...

Mast

If we had a legendary maid like yourself chipping in, it'd be perfect.

Privaty

... Did you say, "legendary maid"?

Mast

You mean you don't know?

At the Maid Cafe, you're a living legend.

Privaty

What are you talking about?

Mast

Even though you became a maid against your will,

you nonetheless worked hard to satisfy the customers, and eventually became the best maid around.

AKA, a living legend!

Mast

I'm also striving to become a pro maid.

When it comes to embodying romance and adventure, I can't let anyone else show me up!

Gaze upon my majestic uniform, and weep!

Ade

Come on, don't be like that, Privaty.

Mast and everyone else all mean well.

Privaty

... Hmph.

Mast

So, are you in or what?

Privaty

Absolutely not! I already told you, I'm not a maid, but an employee of the Central Gover—

Mast

Wait!

Mast

A maid from the Central Government... I like the sound of that.

Privaty

What are you talking about?

Mast

I recently read a manga about something like that.

There was a maid whose master worked in the Central Government.

She hid her identity and got a job in the Central Government in order to also assist her master while they were at work.

During the day, they were coworkers, boss and subordinate,

but after hours, she served as his maid.

The maid proved to be so capable, that she eventually went on to become her master's boss at work.

Privaty

!

I certainly wouldn't consider the Commander my subordinate...

But that does sound intriguing.

...

Could you let me know the name of that manga?

Mast

Sure thing! I can also recommend you ones that are similar.

You

...

Ade

Master. Let me prepare you a meal first.

You

... Thanks.

The three Nikkes continue to converse about manga

all the way until I'm finished with my dessert.

10. Waiting for the Taste Test

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You

After receiving a message from Arcana saying she'll come by the Commander's Room, I do some paperwork while I wait.

*Whirr*

Arcana

Hello?

Crust

Don't mind me, Mr. Gourmand!

You

Oh, Crust, you're here too?

Crust

Yes! Ms. Arcana asked me to help prepare the lunchboxes.

You

Lunchboxes?

Arcana

I had such a wonderful time with everyone at the M.M.R. Vocational School, so I wanted to pack them some lunches.

That's why I came to see you, Commander. I was hoping you could do a taste test.

Do you mind?

I figured you might be getting hungry around now anyway.

You

I certainly don't mind.

Crust

Thank you, Mr. Gourmand!

Arcana

You can keep doing your work for now.

Once we're done making them, we'd love for you to give them a try!

You

All right. Give me a shout when you're done.

A short while later...

You

As I focus on my work, Arcana and Crust wrap up their cooking.

Crust

Even to my eyes, these lunchboxes look very well made!

And they all pass the taste test too.

But the most impressive thing is how much heart and soul have been put into them.

Arcana

Wow, really?

Hearing that from a professional really means something! Go me, hehe!

Crust

These are absolutely worth bragging about.

They're so perfectly made

that I think anyone who eats them will enjoy them.

You

All right, I'm done with my work.

Arcana

Thanks for all your help, Crust.

You taught me so much today.

Not just about cooking, but also about how to plate the food beautifully.

It really made me realize how impressive you professionals are.

I'm super interested in cooking, so I really admire people who are skilled at it.

Crust

Think nothing of it! This is what I do, after all.

It's only natural for me to know what I'm doing, and even I have a lot left to learn.

You

Are we going to start the taste test any—

Crust

I must say, your cooking skills are quite impressive, Ms. Arcana.

I was really surprised by how you handled the ingredients.

When you rolled the omelet, you didn't tear it even once.

And octopus-shaped sausages require extremely precise scoring,

but the ones you made are incredibly neat!

Arcana

I wanted to take photos of my cooking and show them to people,

so I tried really hard to keep everything neat and tidy throughout.

Crust

You truly do understand the importance of proper knife technique!

At this point, I'm starting to think you have a real talent for cooking!

Arcana

Hehe, I wouldn't go that far.

You

Uh... I'm done with my paperwork, so I'm ready to try the food...

Crust

Oh, that reminds me!

Would you potentially be interested in a cooking study group?

Arcana

A cooking study group?

Is that something you organized yourself?

Crust

Yes. We don't have that many members yet,

but I thought it might be nice to have a little get-together where we share cooking tips.

It's a study group meant only for people who truly love cooking.

So I was wondering if you might like to join us.

You

Sorry, but I'm actually quite hungry...

Arcana

Of course I'll join! I'd love nothing more!

I absolutely adore things like that!

I actually feel like I've learned all I can from teaching myself.

I was even considering enrolling in a cooking class somewhere.

Crust

Hehe, it warms my heart to see how happy you are.

If you joined, I'm sure it would be a great help to everyone else too.

Arcana

And I'm sure it'll help me a lot too.

Crust

Of course!

Arcana

I'm really looking forward to it!

When's the next meeting?

I'd love to join as soon as I can.

Crust

Just a moment.

Let me check my schedule.

...

You

The two of them are completely absorbed in the schedule that Crust has pulled out.

Uh...

Maybe we could start the taste test soon...?

Arcana

Monday would be perfect.

That happens to be my day off.

Crust

Okay then, Monday it is.

Arcana

Is there a fee for joining?

Or anything I should bring?

Crust

I'll prepare everything, so all you have to bring is yourself.

I started this group out of passion, so there's no membership fee either.

Arcana

But this is such an amazing thing you're doing! I'd feel bad if I didn't do something in return.

Crust

What better way is there to repay someone

than by making some delicious food and enjoying it together?

Arcana

Hey, you're right! Well said!

You

Watching Arcana and Crust chatting with each other is a heartwarming sight.

... Or at least it should be.

*Rumble*

You

I'm starving... I'm starting to feel faint...

It takes quite a while before Arcana and Crust finally notice my presence.

Only then am I finally able to fill my empty stomach.