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1. A Strange Taste

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*Ring*

Female Employee

Welcome!

How many are in your party?

Bready

Just one.

Female Employee

All right, I'll guide you to a single table.

What would you like to order?

Bready

I'll have whatever is the most popular.

Female Employee

We have a special dish on offer this month. Would you like us to prepare that for you?

Bready

Sure.

Female Employee

Very well. We'll have that ready for you in just a moment.

Here you are.

*Clatter*

Female Employee

Enjoy!

Bready

...

Ah, so it's sous-vide tenderloin.

Imitation beef tenderloin, made out of Splendamin.

Asparagus, potatoes, mushrooms, and bell peppers as sides.

Let's see how it is.

*Chomp*

...

?

*Chomp*

*Lick*

...

I can't taste anything.

I don't understand.

What's going on with me...?

*Clink*!

Bready

...?

Woman with Glasses

How can you serve this to your customers?

The flavor is completely off!

Female Employee

Our sincerest apologies, ma'am. We'll prepare another dish for you right away.

Boy

*Waaaah*! *Waaaahh*!

Young Man

Are you sure this hasn't gone bad?

Food simply shouldn't taste like this!

Clerk

I'll confirm with the kitchen and get back to you.

Young Man

Before you do that, just try some yourself!

Bready

Everyone seems to have a problem with the flavor...

...

*Chomp*

...

This isn't good.

2. Culinary Crisis: A

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*Knock knock*

Rapi

Commander, may I come in?

You

Sure, come on in.

*Zing*

Rapi

Sorry for disturbing you so early in the morning,

but have you eaten yet?

You

No, I just woke up.

Rapi

Good.

*Rustle*

Rapi

For the time being, please refrain from going to the dining hall or purchasing any food elsewhere.

Stick to these instead.

You

Are those combat rations?

Rapi

Yes.

I prepared them in advance for whenever we're out on a mission.

You

Why is it so important that we have these instead of regular food?

Rapi

We don't know exactly what's going on,

but last night, reports began coming in about food in the Ark tasting unusual.

It started with restaurants and household meals,

but earlier this morning, even pre-packaged snacks and treats have apparently developed an odd flavor to them.

I tasted some myself, and the taste indeed was quite peculiar, unlike anything I'd experienced before.

That's why, just to be safe, I'm recommending you stick to combat rations for now.

You

What in the world...

Rapi

Cooking Oil is on their way to investigate further.

You

Cooking Oil? You mean the squad?

*Thud thud thud*

*Knock knock knock*

Crust

Hello! Is this the Commander's room?

If it is, may we come in?

I'm Crust from Cooking Oil.

Rapi

...

You

I glance at Rapi, who gives me an affirming nod.

Come in.

*Zing*

Crust

Oh boy,

this is really nerve-wracking...

H-hello, Commander!

It's an honor to finally meet you in person, hehe.

I'm Crust, the squad leader and head chef.

Nice to meet you.

Bready

Hi.

I'm Bready, the taster.

Pleased to meet you.

You

Nice to meet you both,

but what's this all about?

Crust

Has no one briefed you yet?

We're here to investigate why all the food has started tasting funny.

We, including you, have to conduct an inquiry and come up with a solution.

You

Wait, why am I included in this?

Crust

We were told to go and rendezvous with you, Commander.

And so, to that end,

we'd like to ask you to try this food.

You

??

*Clatter*

You

Crust and Bready pull out a large lunchbox and place it on the desk.

Bready

These are dishes that Crust made.

Give them a taste.

You

Is that all I have to do?

Bready

Yep.

And they'll be delicious too.

You

Wasn't she just saying how all the food has been tasting strange lately...?

I glance at the lunchbox apprehensively.

How much did you put in this thing?

Crust

I figured that

since it was our first time meeting each other, it'd be nice to let you try a variety of different dishes.

I think I may have gone overboard and made too much, hehe.

You

... I see.

Well, may I?

Crust

Help yourself!

You

I reach for a small helping that appears to be an appetizer.

Crust

Very nice!

I see that

you know which order to eat everything in.

The scallops, truffles, and tuna are finger foods, so no need for utensils.

You can pick them up with your hands.

Enjoy!

You

All right.

I pick up the scallop on the left with one hand,

and pop it into my mouth.

...

?!

Th-the flavor... it's...

3. Culinary Crisis: B

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Crust

What do you think?

Isn't it scrumptious?

You

Scrumptious...

doesn't even begin to describe this scallop.

It's better than scrumptious.

The scallops are perfectly seared, the tangy lemon sauce enhances the freshness, and the crispy coconut adds a sweet crunch.

Everything blends together in a harmonious symphony for my tastebuds. It's absolutely divine.

Crust

Oh my goodness!

Bready

Divine? What does he mean by that, Crust?

Crust

That's a term we use to describe the absolute pinnacle of flavor.

When something tastes so extraordinary that it transcends the limits of ordinary language.

Crust

*Sniffle* To receive such effusive praise from the Commander, and we've only just met!

I can see that you're someone with a true love for food.

All right, it's decided then.

You've made me feel special, and so I'll do the same for you.

From now on, I shall call you "Mr. Gourmand"!

You

... Mr. Gourmand?

Crust

Yes, Mr. Gourmand! That compliment you gave me a moment ago is the best I've ever received!

There's still plenty of food left, so have at it!

You

I certainly will.

Crust

Hehe, I'm so happy!

Bready

Crust,

it's great that the Commander is enjoying the food as much as he is,

but don't you have another lunchbox to share with him?

Crust

Oh, right!

I almost forgot.

*Clatter clatter*

Crust

Before you finish all that food in front of you,

be sure to try some of what's in here as well.

You

Huh? Another lunchbox?

Crust

This one's a bit different.

Please give it a taste and

let me know what you think.

You

All right.

The second lunchbox is also filled with dishes that look mouthwateringly delectable.

I'll start with this one.

...

?!

*Gag*

This tastes nothing like it looks. It's... utterly vile.

Rapi

Are you okay, Commander?

Bready

You can spit it out.

That's probably one of the bad dishes.

You

*Ptooey*! Urgh...

Bready

Mhmm.

I'd say that confirms it.

You

*Blech*... Confirms what?

Bready

The taste of the food around here has definitely changed.

To be more specific,

Any Splendamin-based dishes that were manufactured this month are what seem to have been affected.

Crust

The first lunchbox was made with ingredients delivered prior to this month.

The second used ingredients that were delivered today.

You

Why has the taste suddenly changed?

Bready

We're not entirely sure yet.

But considering this involves the Ark's food supply, it's imperative that we figure it out, and soon.

Crust

All right,

now that we've identified the issue, it's time to find a solution.

You

And how are you going to do that?

Crust

By using any and all means available to us.

Bready

We'll issue a recall on the affected items and raise awareness as to what's happening.

Crust

Restaurants and supermarkets keep detailed records of manufacturing dates and suppliers, so it should be relatively easy for them to recall their stock.

It'll be much harder with ordinary households, however.

Even more so here in the Outpost.

Bready

That's why we came here to personally check on the ingredients being used by the Nikkes.

We'd appreciate any assistance you can give us in that regard.

You

Sure, I'd be happy to help.

Rapi

I'll go inform the others to be cautious about what they eat.

Not everyone may have heard the news yet.

You

Thanks, Rapi.

Bready

Rapi,

when you're filling them in on the situation, be sure not to go into too much detail.

Rapi

Why?

Bready

It could cause unnecessary panic.

Rapi

...

Understood.

Crust

All right, let's head out!

4. The Taste of Emma: A

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Emma

Oh, Commander! Welcome.

And you must be...

Crust, the host of "Crunchy Cooking Class".

Crust

*Gasp*! You're familiar with my show?

Emma

Of course.

I watch it every time I cook.

Crust

I'm so honored!

I'm Crust from the Cooking Oil Squad, and this is Bready.

Emma

Nice to meet you. I'm Emma.

So, what brings you here so suddenly?

Bready

Emma.

I heard that you enjoy cooking.

Emma

That's right.

Bready

If you've prepared any dishes, could we try them?

We're testing out a hypothesis.

Emma

Of course!

I've made plenty. Would you like a bite too, Commander?

You

Er... I've already eaten a lot, so I'm fine.

Emma

Oh, I see.

Then I'll guess it'll be just Crust and Bready.

Wait just a moment, and I'll go get some for you.

Crust

Mr. Gourmand,

you didn't eat all that much earlier.

Are you feeling okay?

You

Yeah, I... um... have a small appetite, that's all.

Crust

Oh, I see.

I'll be sure to adjust the portion sizes for your meals in the future.

You

...

Crust

*Sniff sniff*

Something smells off.

I can't even begin to surmise what that dish is supposed to be.

It must have been made with the compromised ingredients.

Bready

We'll know for sure once we taste it.

You

...

Emma

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Here you are!

*Clatter*

Emma

I followed one of Crust's broadcasts to make this, so it's a bit embarrassing.

Bready

You made this on one of your shows before, Crust?

Crust

This is incredible...!

... but what exactly is it?

Emma

Um... It's supposed to be tomato soup. You made it on a special episode focusing on tomatoes.

I followed the recipe that you gave, or tried to, at least.

Crust

... I see.

... Why is it black?

Bready

Are you sure none of your ingredients were expired?

Emma

Oh no, that's impossible. I always buy fresh ingredients when I'm cooking.

Bready

I see.

It's completely unrecognizable. I can't distinguish a single ingredient from looking at it, and that's a first.

Crust

Not only that, if it was made with newly purchased ingredients,

it's highly likely that they're amongst the affected batch.

Tread carefully, Bready.

Bready

Got it.

All right, here I go.

Ooh, but before I do,

could you excuse me for a moment?

Emma

Hmm?

*Lick*

You

??

Bready

...

Thank you.

Now, onto the soup.

*Slurp*

Bready

...

Hmm...

...

Crust

Bready?

Bready

Hold on.

Let me take one more spoonful.

*Slurp*

Bready

Hmm...

You used a lot of ingredients, didn't you?

Emma

I sure did!

Tomatoes, onions, minced garlic,

chocolate, herring, miso, oranges, eggs, beans, vinegar, tofu, hot sauce,

and then some...

Crust

Wait, wait!

Didn't you say that you followed the recipe from my cooking show?

How come there are so many extra ingredients tossed in?

Emma

The more tasty ingredients, the better, right?

Crust

...

Perhaps I should add a disclaimer on the show to only use the ingredients that I mention...

So, Bready, what's the verdict?

Bready

...

Overall,

I can tell that Emma has a genuine passion for cooking.

Her food is made with so much love.

There's a sense of joyful innocence to it, as if a child made it.

It's also truly impressive that you were able to combine so many different ingredients into one dish.

Emma

Thank you!

Bready

...

I also can't taste a single thing.

Crust

...!

5. The Taste of Emma: B

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Crust

You can't taste anything?

What do you mean?

Bready

Exactly what I said.

I can't taste anything.

Crust

Do you think

there's something wrong with your taste buds?

You

I doubt that.

Crust

Huh?

What do you mean?

You

Why don't you try some of Emma's food for yourself?

Crust

Er...

All right.

I will!

*Chomp*

...

?!

A-all finished, Emma.

Urgh...

Emma

Wow, such a clean plate!

I'm glad to see you enjoyed it!

Crust

Urgh...

Anyway, we believe there may be ingredients in circulation that are making food taste strange.

I think that may be why your food tastes like it does.

If you bought any Splendamin-based ingredients that were produced this month, please dispose of them all.

Emma

Oh my, really?

Can I keep using the ingredients that I bought before that?

Crust

Yes.

Emma

Until what date?

Crust

That's what we're still unsure about.

Bready

We're working on recalling the compromised ingredients, so the issue should be resolved soon.

We'll let you know as soon as things return to normal. We only ask for your patience.

Emma

All right, I understand.

To be honest, I didn't notice anything particularly strange about my food...

but I suppose all this stuff you're saying would explain why you reacted so negatively to it.

Crust

...

Yeah... that's it.

Emma

Well, thank you for coming all this way to let me know.

I'll go through my pantry and discard anything that's from this month.

And I'm looking forward to the next episode of your show, Crust!

Crust

Thank you for your cooperation.

Bready

Take care.

*Pat pat*

Bready

Are you feeling okay, Crust?

Crust

Y-yeah... of course... *cough cough*!

Bready

You really shouldn't have forced yourself to finish everything...

Crust

You know I don't like leaving food uneaten.

Anyway,

you said you couldn't taste anything?

Bready

Nothing at all.

Crust

I did detect something.

It was unlike any other flavor I'd experienced before,

and I don't think it had anything to do with the current ingredient situation.

Maybe the flavor was so unique, that it completely overwhelmed your taste buds?

That's how it tasted to me, at least.

Bready

Hmm...

I'm not sure if that explains it.

You

Emma's cooking is pretty... extreme.

Crust

You got that right.

That's why I've got to work harder than ever to improve my show.

I'll be sure to remind viewers to use only the ingredients I mention.

You

That's a good idea.

Bready

...

Yeah, maybe that's it.

I'm sure there's nothing wrong with my sense of taste... yeah.

You

I meant to ask you, Bready; why did you lick Emma?

Bready

Oh, that?

I was tasting her.

You

Come again?

Bready

Hehe.

Every Nikke has their own unique flavor.

I tasted her to determine if she intended on making food which would cause us harm.

You

You can tell all that just by tasting someone?

Bready

Yes.

Crust

Isn't she amazing?

Bready has incredible abilities when it comes to tasting.

You

Like what, exactly?

Bready

Well...

nothing too grand.

It's just that when I eat something, I can immediately identify everything about it.

What ingredients were used, what flavors it has,

the nutritional information, and precisely how it was made. Things like that.

You

That's incredible.

Bready

You think so?

Crust

Bready will eat rare dishes from the surface to analyze them, and I use that data to recreate the flavors in my cooking.

That's one of our main undertakings at Cooking Oil.

You

Very impressive.

Crust

Hehe, thanks.

All right, let's head to the next place.

Where to this time... *Blurgh*!

Bready

... First off, let's take a moment to settle our stomachs.

Crust

Urgh... yeah...

6. The Taste of a Maid: A

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Bready

Feeling better?

Crust

Yeah, I'm right as rain now!

Let's head to the next location.

You

Um, wouldn't it be easier to make an announcement about something this important?

Why are the two of you running around doing this yourselves?

Crust

Er...

Well, you see...

Bready

We have to keep a tight lid on this.

If we officially declare there's something wrong with the Splendamin, it'd cause a massive panic in the Ark.

So, we're buying ourselves some time by saying it's all still under investigation.

That's why I told Emma that everything was under control earlier.

You

Then why are you telling me everything?

Bready

So we can drag you into this along with us.

You

!

Crust

No, that's not it!

We were told you were someone we could trust.

And since you're helping us, we thought you should at least know the reason behind it.

You

I see. Thanks.

Crust

Hehe...

Anyway, time is short, so we should get a move on.

You

Sure thing.

Crust

This must be the place.

Let's head inside.

You

Okay.

Crust

After you, Mr. Gourmand.

*Ring*

Ade

Welcome back, Master.

And Ladies.

Crust

Wow,

so this is the legendary Maid Cafe that I've heard so much about.

Bready

...!

It's so sparkly...

Ade

I'm Ade, at your service.

Would it be all right to ask for your names, ladies?

Crust

Oh, um... I'm Crust!

Bready

Bready.

Ade

It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Crust and Miss Bready.

Please, have a seat.

*Slide*

Crust

Oh, thank you...

Ade

Was the trip here tiring?

Crust

N-not at all!

Ade

Is something bothering you, Miss Bready?

Bready

Hmm?

Oh, no... It's just that I'm not used to any of this.

Ade

Then I'll do my best to help you get comfortable.

Bready

Thanks...

Ade

So, what would you like to order?

Crust

What's good here, Mr. Gourmand?

You

You can't go wrong with the omurice.

Crust

Omurice?

Sounds delicious!

Ade

We offer a special house omurice that you can only get here at our cafe.

Would you like three of those?

You

Yes, please.

Ade gives a polite bow and heads into the kitchen.

Crust

This is kind of exciting!

Bready

It is.

I wonder what Ade will taste like.

You

What?

Bready

Ah...!

N-nothing.

You

...

A few moments later.

Ade

Here! Three plates of omurice.

*Clatter*

Ade

Now, before you eat,

you have to say the magic spell together.

Crust

Magic spell?

Bready

What's that?

Ade

First, you make a heart shape with your hands,

stretch them toward the omurice, and chant:

Ooey gooey goodness,

make this omurice delicious!

You

Ooey gooey goodness, make this omurice delicious!

Ade

Perfectly done, Master, as always.

Next, Miss Crust.

Crust

Er...

Ooey gooey goodness,

make this omurice delicious!

Ade

Well done!

Finally, Miss Bready.

Bready

...

Oo...

Ooey gooey goodness,

make this omurice delicious...

Ade

If you say it too softly, the spell won't work.

How about saying it a little louder?

Bready

...

*Sigh*...

Do we really have to do this?

It's not like it'll actually affect the flavor.

Ade

Oh no, this omurice will truly become more delicious after the spell is cast!

The only way you'll know if the spell works is by doing it.

Bready

...

Could you give me your hand for a moment, Ade?

Ade

Of course, Miss.

*Lick*

You

Good grief, there she goes licking again...

Bready

Hmm.

You really are a maid.

And your desire for this omurice to receive a magic blessing is genuine.

Ade

Of course.

Bready

Very well. I'll give it a shot.

...

Ooey gooey goodness,

make this omurice delicious!

Ade

That was wonderfully done!

Now, enjoy your meal, everyone.

Crust

Oh boy!

This looks like it'll actually taste good, unlike before.

Let's eat!

Bready

*Sniff sniff*

...

Thanks for the meal.

*Lick*

7. The Taste of a Maid: B

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Crust

*Nom nom nom*

*Munch munch*

*Munch munch munch munch*

You

*Munch munch*

!!!

This tastes horrible.

It's identical to what I ate in the second lunchbox Crust gave me.

It's not even that the food seems spoiled, but the flavor is somehow indescribably bizarre.

Urgh!

Crust

*Gag*!

Ade

Oh my goodness!

Are you all right?

Crust

Um...

Ade

Is there anything wrong with the omurice?

Crust

It tastes a bit weird... blech...

Bready

...

When did you buy the ingredients you used for this omurice?

Ade

We use many ingredients that we purchase at different times, but the main ingredient, the eggs, were bought two days ago.

Bready

I knew it.

There are some bad ingredients going around now that are negatively affecting the flavor of foods.

We've issued a recall, so you'll have to discard all the ingredients you've purchased this month.

Ade

Oh... that means most of our ingredients are unusable.

Will any ingredients we buy later also have issues?

Bready

It's hard to say.

The higher-ups said they're taking serious steps to resolve the issue, so things should be better quite soon.

Ade

I see...

This is a real inconvenience... We'll probably have to close the cafe for a while.

May I ask how this happened?

Bready

You can ask, but I won't be able to give you an answer.

We're as mystified as you are.

Ade

I see.

This must be a difficult job for you all to carry out.

In that case...

My deepest apologies to you all.

Bready

Huh? Why are you apologizing?

Ade

Regardless of the reason, the simple fact is that I served you food that was inferior.

It's my fault for not sampling it beforehand.

I'm sorry for causing you an unpleasant experience.

Bready

...

Here's my final review.

The ingredients and cooking methods were fairly standard; nothing stood out.

However,

the manner in which you wholeheartedly threw yourself into the making of the dish,

was the true magical spell.

Setting aside the imperfect flavor caused by the ingredients, you helped this dish leave a positive impression on me.

Ade

...!

Thank you so much for saying that.

If you ever come back, I'll make sure to serve you a truly delicious omurice.

Bready

I'm looking forward to that.

Crust

If you have too many ingredients to dispose of,

we can assist.

Ade

No, we'll handle it.

I wouldn't want to trouble you any further.

Crust

Wow, such hospitality!

Bready, let's be sure to come back here once this is all sorted out.

Bready

Yeah, let's do that.

Ade

It looks like the cafe will have to close temporarily.

Once this situation with the ingredients is resolved, please be sure to visit us again.

Take care, all of you.

*Ring*

Crust

Well, we've made the rounds.

At least the food at the Outpost is safe now.

Great work, everyone.

Bready

Yeah, nicely done, you guys.

You

I really could use some proper food...

Crust

Hang in there. Things will get better soon.

You

All right.

Crust

Oh, by the way.

When the flavors go back to normal, we'll make sure to invite you into our kitchen.

If it hadn't been for this little snafu, we would've prepared a full-course meal instead of just a lunchbox.

We feel bad we couldn't treat you to a proper feast like we wanted.

Isn't that right, Bready?

Crust

??

Bready?

You

Bready?

Bready stares blankly at her hand.

Crust

Bready!

Bready

...!

Are you talking to me?

Crust

Bready, are you okay?

You feel sick or something?

Bready

I...

...

Crust, Commander.

I have something important to say.

Crust

Huh? What is it?

Bready

I really can't taste anything.

Crust

What?!

Bready

Whenever I eat food that's been made using the compromised Splendamin, I can't taste a single thing.

Crust

Maybe Emma's cooking made your taste buds blow a fuse.

Bready

No, that's not it.

It's not just taste. No information or emotions are coming through either.

Crust

...!

Bready

I didn't say anything, but I've felt like this ever since we went to that restaurant yesterday.

None of the food you or Ade prepared had any flavor whatsoever to me.

Bready

I thought you would have noticed.

All of the feedback I gave was vague and oblique, and I didn't provide any concrete details regarding their ingredients or other information.

Crust

I assumed you were just being vague because it didn't taste good.

I had no idea...

This is a really big deal!

8. Loss of Taste

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Crust

Tell us more,

Bready.

Bready

My loss of taste only seems to happen with food made from compromised ingredients.

Emma and Ade themselves had a flavor to them which I was able to pick up no problem,

and the food made using older ingredients was fine as well.

Crust

Okay,

that's good.

So the issue isn't necessarily with you.

You

Once this Splendamin issue is resolved, will everything go back to normal?

Bready

Yes,

but we don't know when that will happen.

You

Haven't you been saying that it'll be resolved soon?

Bready

... Sorry, that was a lie.

I'm just parroting what the higher-ups told us to say.

Nobody has any idea when things will improve.

You

!!

So we just have to stand around and wait?

Bready

That's what they want, yes,

but that would take too long.

You

What do you mean?

Bready

I can't go that long without a sense of taste.

This might sound strange to you,

but if I can't taste, and thus receive information, I'll end up collapsing in on myself.

If I don't taste things continuously,

my ability essentially backfires on me.

You

I'm not sure I fully understand.

Bready

It's hard to explain...

I'm feeling a bit out of it,

to be honest.

You

Hmm...

It sounds like eating isn't a very enjoyable activity for you.

Bready

...!

I didn't expect you to say something like that.

... But you're right.

Forcibly having to eat things and receive their information, like some kind of robot...

It's not exactly pleasant.

You

...

Crust

So what should we do?

We could head back to the kitchen and check if there are any older ingredients left.

Bready

We used them all for the lunchbox we gave to the Commander.

Crust

Oh...

You

Darn...

Crust

Um... then...

We could go to the market and try to buy some slightly older ingredients.

Although the restaurants have already started hoarding them, so I'm not sure how much will be left...

Oh, or...!

Bready

Crust.

Don't worry so much.

I'll be fine. The worst thing is that I'll have to suffer for a few days.

Crust

But...

Ugh...

You

Wouldn't it be better if you didn't have to suffer at all?

Crust

!!!

My thoughts exactly, Mr. Gourmand!

There's no need to suffer unnecessarily.

You

Let's look for a solution. There must be a way.

I have quite a few rations in my room. Would those work?

Bready

Rations, processed food, instant food.

They all taste the same to me, and don't provide much information.

I could last half a day on them, but no longer than that.

You

I see...

So it has to be proper food.

Bready

Yes, my palette is rather demanding, unfortunately.

Crust

Hmm...

Hmmmm...

You

I think I have two possible solutions.

Crust

Two of them?!

Bready

What are they?

You

The first is to solve the Splendamin issue ASAP so proper food becomes available sooner.

Bready

...

That's easier said than done.

Crust

*Nod*

You

The second is to find a substitute for Splendamin.

Bready

...

That's also next to impossible.

Crust

*Nod nod*

Bready

However, of the two,

the second option might be worth trying.

Crust

Huh? Really?

Bready

We all know that

there is no substitute for Splendamin at the moment.

If there were, Splendamin wouldn't have been created in the first place.

However, the important thing is that it makes for a convincing excuse to go up to the surface.

We can say that we have to go up and search for a potential Splendamin substitute.

Bready

If we go up to the surface under that pretense...

You

You'll naturally have to taste-test everything we come across as part of the search.

Crust

And that would mean that

Bready would get to explore and enjoy a whole bunch of flavors along the way!

You

Exactly!

Bready

Considering we have no way of knowing when this situation will correct itself, this is the best option we have available to us.

Crust

Then let's get a move on! To the surface!

You

Off we go!

Bready

The only thing is that if we do this, we'll need to produce tangible results.

If we come back completely empty-handed, the Commander's reputation would take a hit.

You

I don't mind.

Bready

You don't?

You

My reputation is stellar enough that it won't falter from something like this.

Bready

Wow...

You

And who knows? We might actually find a substitute.

Bready

Well, actually...

...

Never mind. You're right.

Crust

You're so cool, Mr. Gourmand!

Bready

But why are you doing all this for someone you only met today?

You

It's not a problem.

As a Commander, it's my duty to be here for you.

You

I'm also worried about Bready as well.

Bready

I told you, I'm fine.

You

If that were true, Crust wouldn't be as concerned as she is.

You

So I'm worried about you too.

Bready

I see.

...

*Gulp*

Crust

Uh, Bready? You okay?

Bready

It's just...

This is the first time I've met a Commander like you.

All right then.

I'd be honored if you came up to the surface with us.

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The next day.

Andersen

You're going to look for a Splendamin replacement?

Where did you come up with that idea?

You

Many people are having trouble because of the current issue we're having with Splendamin.

I figured having additional food options other than Splendamin would be a good idea.

Andersen

Hmm...

All we've gotten is word that things haven't been resolved yet.

We don't even know how things are progressing. It's quite frustrating.

Did anyone from Cooking Oil mention anything?

You

No. They're just as in the dark as we are.

Andersen

Really? That's strange.

You

Hmm?

Andersen

At any rate,

I hope to hear good news from you soon.

You

... All right.

I head to the elevator with a heavy heart.

Crust

Good morning, Mr. Gourmand!

You

Morning.

Why do you have so much stuff?

Crust

Oh, this is nothing.

I just packed a few essentials, hehe.

A camping stove, frying pan, pot, tongs, and other tools.

Salt, pepper, chili powder, soy sauce, and other seasonings.

And...

You

Why are you bringing all of that?

Crust

So that when we find something tasty, we can cook it up straight away!

That way, Bready can recover more quickly as well.

You

This is starting to feel like a camping trip...

How are you doing by the way, Bready?

Bready

Fine.

Sometimes I space out, but I'm all right.

... For now.

You

... I see.

Let's get going.

Crust

Okie dokie!

Bready

All right.

You

Upon arriving at the surface, we begin looking for anything edible nearby.

*Step step*

You

Bready, what kind of food do you prefer?

Bready

Hmm... I'm not sure.

It's hard to narrow it down...

To put it simply, I like things that I find stimulating.

You

You mean something like spicy foods?

Bready

Not stimulating in that sense.

I'm talking more about new flavors, ingredients, or textures.

That's what I'm into.

I'm sure there are plenty of things on the surface I haven't tried.

You

True.

Bready

Hm.

...

That's why I... Commander...

You

??

Crust

Bready! Mr. Gourmand!

I think I found something!

You

Really?

Crust

Ta-da!

It's a plant I've never seen before.

You

Neither have I...

Crust

What do you think, Bready? Is it edible?

Bready

Hold on.

*Lick*

Bready

Hmm...

!!

It's a taste I've never had before, but it feels similar to water celery.

I am detecting trace amounts of toxins, so you'll need to be careful when eating it.

The seeds appear to have traveled here via wind.

For such a hostile and foreign environment, these seeds are really thriving.

Crust

Great! Looks like we found a winner!

You

You think that can replace Splendamin?

Crust

Huh?

Oh, no, I meant we found something that Bready can eat.

You

Don't forget that we're also up here to find Splendamin substitutes.

Crust

Ah... Right, right.

It won't be easy, but let's give it a shot!

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Crust

Here, try this.

*Lick*

Bready

Hmm...

This one won't work.

But it does taste nice.

Crust

What about this one?

*Lick*

Bready

Hmm... This won't work either.

It's too difficult to cultivate.

Crust

Dang, this sure is tough.

You

What does something need to qualify as a replacement for Splendamin?

Crust

Hmm...

First, it must be able to grow underground.

It needs to contain sufficient nutrients.

And for the sake of our own quality of life, it should taste decent.

Bready

But most importantly,

it has to be cheap to cultivate on a mass scale.

At a lower cost than it does to manufacture Splendamin.

Crust

Those are some stringent requirements.

That's why I don't think we'll be finding a replacement anytime soon.

You

I see...

Crust

Still, let's keep looking!

Let's go, Bready.

Bready

All right.

*Step step*

You

...

Something about this seems fishy.

Crust

Let's see.

Now that we've found a place to stay for the night, let's get ourselves sorted.

From all the specimens we gathered today,

two can be eaten as is,

four need to be treated in some fashion before they're edible,

and thirteen are inedible.

Bready

All in all, not bad.

Crust

Hehe, I thought so too.

*Growl*

Crust

Oof, I'm starving.

You must be famished too, Mr. Gourmand.

Let me use what we found to whip up something nice and tasty.

Give me just a moment!

You

All right, thanks.

Crust grabs the ingredients and culinary equipment, then heads elsewhere to start cooking.

You

...

You

Bready, are you all right?

Bready

Yeah, I think so.

I tasted a lot of things today,

so I don't feel too out of it.

You

Glad to hear it.

You

Are you hungry?

You haven't actually eaten any of the stuff we found. All you've done is lick them.

Bready

Using the tip of my tongue gives me a better sense of the flavors.

Texture, mouthfeel, and other sensations come later.

Taste alone is enough to satisfy my appetite, so I'm fine.

You

Fascinating.

Bready

I must admit that it is a slow and laborious process, though.

Usually, I have to taste things every waking moment when I'm not asleep.

These candies I carry are for times like this, when I'm unable to taste anything for long periods.

But candy that's been newly opened doesn't have a robust flavor to it at all.

This ability of mine... can be a real pain.

You

Yeah, that must be hard.

Constantly having to force yourself to eat, even when it's not enjoyable.

Bready

...

Commander, I...

*Bang*!

Crust

Food's ready!

I've concocted one heck of a succulent meal for you.

Go ahead and dig in, Mr. Gourmand.

There's some for you too, Bready.

Bready

All right.

You

Wow, thanks!

In front of us is a spread of dishes that you wouldn't expect could be made with ingredients found on the surface.

*Nom*

?!

This flavor is unbelievable!

Bready

...

*Lick*

Hmm, not bad.

The differing flavors of all the ingredients blend together nicely.

Top-notch cooking as always, Crust.

Crust

Hehe, glad you like it!

The portions are a bit small for my liking, though.

Bready

It can't be helped.

I can manage.

Crust

We'll just have to try harder tomorrow!

Bready

Yeah.

You

*Chomp chomp*

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Crust

We'll need to camp out tonight.

Are you okay with that, Mr. Gourmand?

You

Of course. I'm used to it.

Crust

Nice.

I'll start preparing for dinner.

If Bready seems unwell, be sure to let me know straight away.

You

All right, will do.

Crust leaves to prepare our meal, a look of determination on her face.

You

Bready has been spacing out more and more over the past few days.

...

Bready, are you feeling worse?

Bready

Huh?

I don't know.

I thought I was fine, but...

I guess there's still something missing in the flavor.

I'm sorry to

put you and Crust through all this.

You

You're going through much worse.

There's hardly anything out here for you to taste.

Bready

...

There's something I've always wanted to taste.

To know what stories it holds.

My greatest hope is that one day I will be able to get a taste of it.

You

What is it?

Bready

Two things, actually.

The first is to experience taste as others do; no information, no story, no emotions.

Just pure flavor.

And the second is...

...

Me.

You

What?

I'm not sure I understand.

Bready

What do I taste like?

What's my story?

What thoughts, memories, and feelings are stored within me?

Would tasting myself bring me happiness...?

You

...

Bready

I want to taste it,

even if it's just one bite.

A new flavor, a happy flavor...

You

Bready slowly raises her hand

and brings it towards her mouth.

...!

Bready, wait!

Bready

Ahh...

You

C-Crust!

*Dash*!

You

Hearing my call, Crust drops everything and sprints over.

Crust

Hey!

Bready

...!

You

Huh?

Crust pulls out an old, tattered wallet from seemingly out of nowhere,

and proceeds to hold it up to Bready's mouth.

Um... Why are you suddenly giving her a wallet?

Crust

I had no choice.

If Bready's condition worsens before we can find quality ingredients,

this is the only option left.

You

??

Bready

*Lick*

...

...!

It's made of synthetic leather.

It must have felt lonely.

It's waited in the same spot for so long, hoping for its owner to return.

It's been tattered and trampled by Raptures, but it's endured all the same,

forever remaining in the same spot.

... It's a nice flavor.

Crust

Bready, can you hear me?

Bready

Yes, I can hear you.

Thank you for the lovely meal.

You

What in the world is going on?

Crust

...

Do you remember

when I told you Bready has incredible abilities?

You

Yes.

You said she can find out all there is to know about food.

Crust

Exactly.

Bready

And for me,

anything that can be tasted can be considered food.

You

So, does that mean...

Bready

If I can touch it with my tongue, I can taste it.

That means I can taste just about anything.

From water and regular food, to dirt and inanimate objects.

You

So all that stuff you said about the wallet just now was from tasting it?

Bready

It's harder for me to deduce everything about objects.

I can, however, figure out their structural components, and delve into past memories which involve them.

The memories come at random,

but typically focus on the ones that are most vivid.

You

This ability of yours really is unbelievable.

Bready

This has to remain a secret.

No one else can know.

You

Why?

Crust

There's too much potential for others to abuse Bready's ability.

All she has to do is taste something, anything, and she'll be able to reveal everything about it.

You

...

Bready

It's an ability that can, and should, be used for good,

but many have tried to use me, and my abilities, with ill intentions:

Uncovering weaknesses or digging up secrets through the memories imprinted on objects.

Just thinking about it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Crust

You must keep this a secret,

I beg of you.

Bready

Please.

You

I won't tell a soul.

Bready

Thank you.

This ability has made me know far more than I'd ever want to.

But I have to keep tasting things.

It's situations like this where I can end up in danger of collapsing in on myself.

I try to taste myself.

Tasting and chewing over my information, my thoughts, endlessly.

So much so that I lose sight of who I am.

I keep tasting until I've worn it all down to nothing.

You

Sounds intense.

Bready

I'm sorry to

have dragged you into all of this.

You

Don't be sorry. I'm honored that you feel you can trust me with this secret.

Bready

...

You... you really feel that way?

...

*Gulp*

Crust

Well, at any rate, we don't have many other options.

Our primary goal is to make sure Bready's condition improves. So, to that end, let's keep searching for anything we can find that's been left behind.

If that doesn't work, we've got plenty of trees and dirt around us.

Bready

Yes, the surface is full of things to taste.

And of course,

we'll keep looking for anything that could be a potential Splendamin substitute.

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Crust

Here, try this.

*Lick*

Bready

Hmm...

There's no flavor.

I can't see this being turned into a decent dish.

Crust

Then, what about this?

*Lick*

Bready

Hmm.

It's an interesting flavor, but it's not edible.

Crust

Darn...

You

Oooh, what about this?

A mushroom!

Crust

No kidding!

Oooh, and it's an enoki mushroom!

Bready

It has a nice, subtle aroma and pleasing texture,

but I'm afraid mushrooms won't work.

You

Why not?

Bready

It's true that they don't require sunlight and can grow using organic matter.

They're quite rich in nutrients as well.

A supremely useful food.

However,

mushrooms are still mushrooms, so they won't work.

You

What does that even mean?

Crust

Splendamin can replicate meat, fruits, and everything in between, including mushrooms.

Whereas mushrooms can only be that: mushrooms.

You

Still, considering how dire the situation is, wouldn't mushrooms be a decent alternative to Splendamin?

Crust

Hmm...

Bready

They'd be fine.

They'd be easy to cultivate inside the Ark, could be mass-produced,

are tasty, and packed full of nutrients.

That's precisely why they can't work.

You

...?

Crust

Trust me, we've tried it before, and failed.

There are too many practical hurdles to making it work.

We'd be better off trying to find something else.

They would make for a great meal later, though, so we should still take them with us.

You

...

Right before we came to the surface, I started feeling something wasn't quite right.

I think I'm starting to understand why.

I know why you're saying mushrooms aren't a viable option.

It's because they could cause people to stop relying on Splendamin.

Bready

...!

You

Splendamin is the Ark's only food source.

Crust

Bready has incredible abilities when it comes to tasting.

You

Like what, exactly?

Bready

Well...

nothing too grand.

It's just that when I eat something, I can immediately identify everything about it.

What ingredients were used, what flavors it has.

The nutritional information and precisely how it was made. Things like that.

You

That's incredible.

Bready

You think so?

Crust

Bready will eat rare dishes from the surface to analyze them, and I use that data to recreate the flavors in my cooking.

That's one of our main undertakings at Cooking Oil.

Bready

But most importantly,

it has to be cheap to cultivate on a mass scale.

At a lower cost than it does to manufacture Splendamin.

Crust

Those are some stringent requirements.

That's why I don't think we'll be finding a replacement anytime soon.

You

First there's Bready's ability.

Then there are the things you've both said that indicate you know about Splendamin's production costs.

You two must know all the secrets about Splendamin.

Crust

Uh...

Bready

...

You're right.

That's why both Crust and I have safeguards installed in our brains.

You

...!

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You

Did you say "safeguards"?

Bready

Yes. Do you know what that is?

Your choice

I've heard of them.

Not really.

You

I've heard something similar regarding the Protocol Squad.

It's probably the same thing.

Bready

I see.

Then there's no need for a lengthy explanation.

Hm.

Think of it as a safeguard to prevent corruption or brain scans.

Practically everything about Splendamin is veiled in secrecy.

Nothing about it can get out.

You

That's why both of you have been insisting that an alternative to Splendamin is impossible.

Crust

... Yes, but we're also telling the truth.

We've done plenty of our own investigating and research,

and there's nothing that can fully replace Splendamin,

Bready

nor should there be.

Eating is an integral part of human life.

Nobody knows how Splendamin is made, or what ingredients are used.

If people were able to eat food from the surface instead,

especially if was cheap and available in large quantities,

there would be all sorts of divisions in the Ark.

At least, that's what those at the top fear would happen.

You

...

I won't ask you to tell me about Splendamin. You wouldn't tell me anyway.

But I need to at least understand what's happening with these so-called "compromised ingredients" right now.

Bready

...!

You

You both know, don't you?

Tell me what the hell is going on.

Bready

...

I didn't expect you to be so... blunt with your questioning.

...

What's the point in us telling you anyway?

What would change? It's not like there's anything you could do to change things.

You

I...

I want to be in this together with you.

Bready

...!

You

And before I can help you both, I need to know why this is happening.

Bready

We don't know much either.

There's been a problem in the Splendamin production process, and that's pretty much all we know.

We also suspect that's why nothing has any flavor anymore.

They've put safeguards in place to ensure I can't get to the bottom of it through my abilities.

You

Those scumbags.

Bready

I know.

However,

when we were sent out to dispose of the Splendamin, we did hear something.

Crust

B-Bready...

Bready

It's all right, Crust.

...

The main ingredient used to make Splendamin is something the Ark can source very cheaply,

and a single unit of it can produce massive amounts of Splendamin.

You

That's why you're convinced nothing can replace it.

Bready

Exactly.

You

I didn't realize there was such an abundance of resources up on the surface.

Bready

There's an abundance of resources, to be sure.

Unfortunately, it's not on the surface.

You

Really?

Bready

Yeah.

Anyway...

The workers who make this stuff are all mass-produced Nikkes who undergo a rigorous screening process beforehand.

They eat, sleep, and work at the Splendamin factory.

When we went to receive our orders after the incident,

we heard one of the mass-produced Nikkes

had disappeared without a trace.

You

...!

Crust

...

That's all we know.

And so that's all we can tell you.

You

I see.

Bready

We may never uncover the truth.

Sometimes, having no answer is the answer.

You

But surely you can't be pleased with how things are currently.

Crust

...

It's that obvious, huh?

Our squad's entire existence is based around creating and tasting food.

Food is not something to be trifled with.

Bready

And I don't like the food in the Ark. It lacks a story.

You

What do you mean?

Bready

...

The flavors of food from the surface contain stories.

A river behind a mountain evaporates and turns into rain.

That rain breathes life into desiccated seeds that were dying before.

The seeds travel and interact with various insects and other animals,

take in nutrients, and eventually bear fruit.

Everything in the Ark, on the other hand, tells the same identical story.

For someone like me, who needs to experience different flavors, it's very trying.

I've endured by delving into the stories of the chefs,

imagining how exactly they prepare their ingredients.

So, of course, I'm not happy about this situation where Splendamin is a staple.

You

I see.

Bready

*Sigh*...

Nothing's going to change anyway. Everything will return back to the way it always has been.

Nevertheless, it still feels good to have confided in you.

Thank you for listening to my story, Commander.

You

Don't mention it. It must have been difficult to be so open, and I appreciate you telling me.

Bready

...

I really am curious.

*Gulp*...

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Andersen

So,

did you find any ingredients that could serve as substitutes?

You

No.

Andersen

And why not?

You

We couldn't find anything suitable.

And we never will.

Andersen

You seem quite certain about that.

...

It went about as well as I expected.

Thank you for your efforts.

You

Deputy Chief Andersen, do you know anything about Splendamin?

Andersen

No, I don't.

And frankly, I don't care.

Why, are you curious about it?

You

...

Your choice

Yes, I am.

No, I'm not.

Andersen

Understandable.

But even if you did know everything about it, it wouldn't change anything.

I thought so.

Even if you did know everything about it, it wouldn't change anything.

You

... Yes. We'll have to continue consuming Splendamin.

Andersen

That's right.

Anyway, it's nearly time for my next meeting.

You'll have to excuse me.

You

Sure.

Announcer

The instigating factor behind the incident has been identified as a malfunction in the machinery used for storing Splendamin.

All affected Splendamin has been disposed of,

and additional measures will be taken to ensure such incidents do not occur again.

You

...

Anis

Finally!

I know it was only a few days, but it felt like eons.

Neon

I'm so glad things are back to normal.

Let's go treat ourselves today!

Anis

Great idea!

What should we eat?

Do you have anything in mind, Commander?

You

Hmm, I...

*Zing*

Anis

Rapi, is that you?

We're planning on going out to eat. Got any suggestions?

Rapi

You're heading out for food?

Is the Commander coming along?

You

Yeah.

Rapi

Sorry, but you'll have to take a rain check, Commander.

You

Huh? Why?

Rapi

We received an invitation from Cooking Oil.

The mailing address is from their private kitchen.

It seems they want to serve you a private meal.

Anis

Cooking Oil?

Does that mean Crust is going to cook for you?

Aw man, I'm so jealous! I wanna go too!

Neon

Me too! I wanna join!

They don't run any type of restaurant, so it's next to impossible to get a chance to taste their food.

Rapi

The invitation is addressed only to the Commander.

Anis

Oh, for crying out loud...

Neon

*Sigh*...

Anis

Well, I guess there's nothing we can do.

We'll have to go and find something even tastier!

Neon

Yeah!

You

We'll all have a nice meal together next time.

Rapi

Absolutely. Enjoy your meal.

You

I get ready and head to the address written the invitation.

Crust

La de da...

*Bubble bubble*

Crust

Burble burble, simmer the stew.

*Sizzle*

Crust

Sizzle sizzle, let's grill some meat.

*Zing*

Crust

Hmm? That must be the door.

Oh, hi Bready.

Come and sit. It's almost ready.

Bready

Okay.

Crust

I hope Mr. Gourmand likes it, hehe.

*Knock knock*

Crust

Oh! He's here!

Oh boy, I'm so nervous! More nervous than I was filming the first episode of my show!

C'mon, Crust... you can do this...

C-come on in!

You

Upon hearing the boisterous voice booming from the kitchen, I'm certain I've found the right place.

I press the door button.

*Zing*

Crust

Welcome, Mr. Gourmand, to the Cooking Oil kitchen!

Where the air is filled with the aroma of delicious food!

You

Hi, how've you been?

Crust

Fantastic, but that goes without saying!

Hehe, I'm so happy we could finally invite you to our kitchen.

Here, have a seat!

*Slide*

You

Thanks.

Crust

Today, I've prepared a proper multi-course meal for you.

For the hors d'oeuvre, we'll be starting with shrimp canapรฉs.

You

Wow, so fancy.

I appreciate it.

Bready

Yes, thank you, Crust.

You

*Nom*

?!

What is this... strange feeling?

It's as if a lightbulb has gone off in my brain.

It's so delicious... I'm overwhelmed.

Bready

Hmm.

Toasted bread, cheese, ham, Hollandaise sauce, shrimp.

And...

You were ecstatic when you made it, due to thinking of the Commander.

The flavor is imbued with an effervescent joy.

You

It's impressive that you can pick out all the individual ingredients.

Crust

There's plenty more still to come!

For the next course, we have...

You

Ahhh... That was amazing. Thanks, Crust.

Crust

No, thank you, Mr. Gourmand. It was wonderful to see you enjoying the food so much.

You

So,

is the whole Splendamin incident over and done with?

Bready

Yeah.

Everything's back to normal, there's nothing more to uncover,

and the affected restaurants and stores are being compensated.

The complaints have died down, and people are commending the government's response to the whole affair.

You

I have to admit, it doesn't really sit well with me.

You

Still, I'm at least glad that

Bready can taste again.

Bready

...!

... Thank you for saying that.

...

*Gulp*

Commander. I have a request.

You

What is it?

Crust

Hold on, Bready, you're not actually going to...

Bready

Yes.

I want to taste you, Commander.

You

Come again?

Bready

...

Humans are inherently fragile beings,

yet they carry an abundance of memories, emotions, and experiences.

At first, my curiosity was minor,

but as time passed, it became more intense:

What would the Commander taste like?

Crust

Bready,

you said you dislike tasting humans.

Bready

I do.

Most of them either taste terrible, or barely have any flavor.

But...

I think the Commander will be different.

I think he'll have a new flavor.

Commander... will you let me?

You

Sure.

I extend my hand out to Bready.

It's not like you're gonna take a bite out of me.

She's simply going to lap me with her tongue, so it's no big deal.

Bready

...!

Very well.

Thank you so much.

*Lick*

...?

Hmm?

What is that?

*Lick*

*Lick lick*

You

...?

Crust

Bready, what are you doing?

Bready

It's strange...

So strange!

It's most unusual, Crust.

Crust

What is?

Bready

I can't sense anything.

Emotions, information, his backstory. Nothing.

All I'm picking up is sweetness.

Crust

What?! Really?

Bready

Yes.

I'm simply getting the taste, and nothing more.

My mind doesn't feel overwhelmed.

It's not some strangely exotic or stimulating flavor, but...

I...

I can actually taste it!

Crust

Unbelievable...

Bready

At long last, I've finally found it.

The taste I've been searching for all my life.

One beautiful beyond all comprehension.

Pure and untainted by information.

It's divine! Bonne Bouche!

Remember what I told you before?

That's a word we describe a taste that surpasses all others.

If that's the case, from today on, I'll refer to the Commander as such.

This is the most heavenly taste I've ever experienced, so it's only appropriate.

You

I'm not sure how I feel about being called "Bonne Bouche"...

Bready

Crust, is there any way we could incorporate Bonne Bouche into some dishes?

Crust

What?! What are you saying?!

Bready

Surely there must be a way.

What if we used a few strands of hair?

Crust

You're telling me you want to cook with hair?!

Bready

Would his hands and face taste different than the fingers?

What about other parts of the body?

It'll all be so...

so... delicious!

You

Er... I'm starting to get a little scared.

Crust

I've never seen Bready like this before...

Bready

Bonne Bouche, please.

Could you let me taste you again from time to time?

You

Er...

Bready

Please, just a lick or two, like this.

You

Um, well...

Bready

My goodness, I haven't even thanked you properly yet.

My greatest thanks to you for letting me experience the pure sensation of taste for the first time.

You

Uh... you're welcome, I guess.

Bready

Would it be all right if I kept one of your fingers in my mouth for the entire day?

You

Ah! Absolutely not!

Crust

Bready! Get a hold of yourself!

Bready

Hehe... hahaha!

I've never tasted anything like this before.

Something that brings me so much happiness.

It's absolutely incredible!

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*Knock knock*

You

Come in.

*Zing*

Bready

Hi,

Bonne Bouche.

You

You're a half hour early.

Bready

You kept saying you had other plans the past few times, so it's been a while since we last saw each other.

That's why I couldn't help myself, and came early.

You

...

Bready

Are you all set?

You

Yeah...

It's not like I had to do much to prepare. All I had to do was wash my hands.

Bready

You remember how I told you there was something I wanted to experiment with?

This might feel a bit unpleasant, but...

Could you spread this whipped cream on your hand?

You

What in the world for?

Bready

The first time I tasted you,

the predominant flavor profile was sweet.

But last time, your fingers had a slightly salty taste to them.

You

That's probably because we were outside, what with the dust and sweat and all.

Bready

Perhaps.

Still, a little experimenting couldn't hurt.

You

...

I take the container of whipped cream and spread it onto my hand, rubbing it around.

Feels a bit like soap.

Bready

*Gulp*...

That should do it.

All right, I'm going in.

...

You

...

Bready

*Lick*

...!

!!!

Such sweetness! Incredibly sweet.

Especially the parts of your hand where there's just a tinge of the whipped cream. Those are the best parts.

I can't sense anything except the taste.

It's so fascinating.

...

Could I lick just a little more?

You

I'd rather end it here, thanks.

Bready

Very well. Next time, I'll bring some salt.

If I soak your hand in salt water, I assume it'd be saltier.

Oh, or maybe rubbing it with some fruit would make it taste like that fruit?

Would the same thing work with vegetables too...?

You

Bready, please. Calm yourself.

Bready

This is the first time I've experienced the pure sensation of taste ever since I became a Nikke. How can you expect me to be calm?

You

Fair point, but...

Bready

I'm going to enjoy tasting you in the future,

Bonne Bouche.

Let's meet often.

*Lick*

NEW FLAVOR: END

*Bubble bubble*

*Sizzle*

*Clatter, clatter*

Crust

...

*Nom*

...

No.

The flavor's much too ordinary.

Let's try it again.

I...

I've got to create a flavor that makes Bready happy.

That's been my goal from the very beginning.