GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story · Brief Encounters

Seedy Club

9 scenes, 852 lines

1. The Mysterious Stairs

55 lines

*Jingle*

Mihara

Oh, welcome, Commander!

Yuni

Welcome!

You

Can I order something?

Mihara

Sure, of course!

Our shop is small, but we have everything, just tell us what you need.

You

Then...

Yuni

Say, Mihara.

Come to think of it, we might have used up all the ingredients.

Mihara

Eh? Is that true?

Yuni

Yeah! Yuni will go get some.

Mihara

Yes, please.

Yuni runs out to get ingredients.

Mihara

...

Commander.

What do you think of a girl carrying heavy weights?

Your choice

I think that's impressive.

... I'd help her out.

Mihara

Impressive, right?

But I think it'd be more impressive if a powerful leader were to lend a hand to children in need.

You

... I'd help her out.

Mihara

Hehe, thank you so much.

You

I head to the place where I saw Yuni disappear.

The door opens.

Behind the door, it's the stairs to the basement.

The light is dark, I can't see clearly the walls and ceiling downstairs.

I walk down to check.

The sound of rustling is coming from downstairs.

Yuni

Eh... this one?

Maybe not. Commander is new here, maybe something softer.

Hehe, I'm so considerate.

You

... I feel a sense of foreboding.

Yuni

Ouch.

It's so dark down here. Is this the... light switch?

You

*Click* The light of the basement turns on.

...

In the red light, there's a lot of weird equipment hanging on the wall.

All kinds of handcuffs, whips, and leather accessories.

... Is this the...

...

No.

I need to get out of this place.

Mihara

Ah, you have seen them.

You

!!

Mihara

Hehe. What are you doing here?

Go help Yuni now.

You

There's an emergency. I've got to go.

Someone's grabbing me.

You

... Yuni grabs me by my arm from behind.

Yuni

Hehe, I'm afraid not. You have to help me first.

Mihara

Hehe, let me help you too.

Yuni

Worry not, Commander.

Mihara

We are professionals.

*Bang*

The door of the basement closes tight.

2. The Taste of Adults

91 lines

*Jingle*

Soline

Oh my, it's so dark in here.

The door is not locked. I guess it's open for business now.

You

Do we have to go here?

Soline

Yes! Judging by its appearance, I can tell that this shop is for adults only.

I will be their new loyal customer!

You

...

Mihara

There you are, Commander.

My my, you even brought a cute companion with you today.

Yuni

Hehe. Welcome, Soline.

Have a seat.

Soline

What do you sell here? Why is it so dark?

Yuni

We sell anything that a customer could imagine.

Clothes, equipment, drinks, perfumes...

What's Soline here for?

Soline

Well... I don't have anything specific in mind.

But, I want to be your loyal customer. So how about we start with some drinks?

Mihara

Let me get you the menu.

Commander, can you hand me the menu over there?

Your choice

Give her the black menu.

Give her the white menu.

Mihara

Ah, not that one.

Soline is new here. It would be better if we served her something pure.

You

Give her the white menu.

Mihara

Thanks.

Soline opens the menu and reads.

Soline

Huh...

I can't imagine the taste just by reading from the menu.

What do you recommend, Commander?

You

Take the menu from Soline and read.

Shuddering Icy Lemonade, Painful Cappuccino...

It's hard to imagine how they'll taste, but they all seem rather foreboding.

Yuni

If you have any questions, you can ask me anything.

Yuni is at your service.

Your choice

What do the names mean?

How do the drinks taste?

Yuni

Hehe, that's the purpose of the drink.

With just a little sip, you will experience that feeling a hundred times more.

What Yuni likes the most is the Thrilling Cherry Juice.

Drink it up, and your finger will feel...

You

That's enough. No need to continue.

Soline

Er... I still don't get it even after that explanation.

Do you have anything more normal?

Yuni

This is super bitter

because we focus on the effect more that the taste.

Hehe... By the way, what Yuni likes the most is the Thrilling Cherry Juice.

Drink it up, and your finger will feel...

You

That's enough. You don't have to continue.

Soline

Although I don't hate the bitter taste,

do you have something sweeter than this?

Ah! Remember the other menu?

Mihara

Oh my, that menu is...

Soline fetches the black menu.

Soline

Gee, aren't they all supposed to be good?

Well, I will have...

Yuni's Private Sweet Special.

This looks nice!

You

...!

Yuni

Ah...

Soline ordered Yuni's special.

Yuni will do my best to serve you.

Soline

Eh... no need for that, just do it how you normally do it.

Mihara

Ah, Yuni is excited.

Yuni

Okay, I will just do it as usual.

Yuni takes out a whip from beneath the bar counter.

Soline

Yep, as usual...

Wait, what's that whip for?

Yuni

It's the most important ingredient.

Soline

The most important ingredient?

Do you use a whip to mix the drinks?

Yuni

Yuni's special should be tasted in the basement.

Soline

... It's for mixing drinks, right?

Yuni

Let's go down there together.

Soline

W-wait!

You

If this continues, Soline will be taken to the basement.

I have to stop Yuni.

Your choice

I suddenly get a stomach ache...

I suddenly feel dizzy...

You

I wink to Soline while clutching my stomach.

I wink to Soline while covering my mouth.

Soline

Ah...

Oh my. Are you all right, Commander?

Yuni

Commander?

You

I feel really sick.

Soline

I need to take you to the hospital immediately!

It... it looks like the special menu can wait!

Mihara

Oh, dear! I'm afraid this is it.

Soline, please take care of Commander.

Yuni

What a pity! Be sure to come again!

I will give you a discount!

You

Yuni is left behind, looking a bit sad. Escorted by Soline, we leave the Club in a rush.

3. A New Beverage, A New World

127 lines

*Clink*

Centi

Hello!

It's so dark in here.

Who's there?

You

A suspicious club.

Are you sure you're in the right place?

Centi

Boss, you're here too?

I'm on a business trip!

I followed the directions exactly!

Mihara

Hey Centi.

How come you're here and not Liter?

Yuni

Hey.

Centi

Liter already had her hands full, so I came instead.

You did call for me, didn't you?

Mihara

We sure did.

Centi

Okay, just wanted to make sure.

Is this where I'll be working?

That may be a little difficult. It's pitch black in here!

I won't be able to tell my hand from a hole in the ground.

Mihara

Oh no, that won't do!

You can work in the basement. I'll show you the way.

Yuni

Finally, a new toy!

Hurry, hurry.

You

Everyone goes down into the basement together.

Squeak-

Mihara

It's here.

Hehe, my heart pounds every time I open this door.

Centi

Wow!

Most of them are tools I've never seen before!

This is very interesting!

Yuni

If you're interested, would you like to play with Yuni later?

Centi

Sure! But I've got to get my work done first.

I had a look at your purchase order.

I'm not entirely sure what it's supposed to be used for...

But it's certainly a very intriguing chair!

Heck, I'm not even sure if it even is a chair.

Anyway, I'll get started.

Centi gets to work using the materials she brought with her.

*Jiiing*

Yuni

Wow, what is that?

It's sparkling, and it digs in...

I want it.

Mihara

That will be a fine choice for my next toy.

Yuni

Yes. Very good.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Mihara

I always love the sound of hammer strikes.

It's a different sound compared to Liter.

Centi must be really strong.

Yuni

Yes. I want to play with Centi.

Centi

Phew~

Sorry, do you have anything to drink?

It's like a sauna in here.

Mihara

We don't have any water, but we've got some soda.

Would that be okay?

Centi

Sure, anything is fine!

You

...!

Mihara

All right, coming right up.

Yuni

I'll go with you.

Mihara and Yuni head upstairs.

You

Wouldn't water be better?

I'll go out and buy some.

Centi

No! I actually prefer soda!

Besides, I'm curious what they'll end up giving me.

You

Curiosity killed the cat, you know.

Centi

What's the problem?

This place is so interesting. There are all sorts of things I haven't seen before.

I'm curious about everything here, beverages included!

You

You may end up regretting that...

Mihara

Why are you talking like that?

You

While trying to talk sense into Centi, Mihara comes down with three different colored beverages.

Mihara

The Commander doesn't drink,

so we just brought enough for the three of us.

Which one do you want to drink?

Centi

Any of them is fine.

The Commander seems to know more than me about this kind of thing. I'll have the Commander choose for me.

You

...

Your choice

Yellow.

Red.

Centi

Bottom's up!

*Gulp gulp*

Wow, this is delicious!

What is this?

Yuni

It's called Lusty Lemonade.

Centi

Lusty Lemonade!

What an intriguing name!

Anyway, now that I'm hydrated, gotta get back to work.

*Jiiing*

Centi

...!

Wh-what's happening?!

You

What's wrong?

Centi

There's this tingling sensation in my fingertips!

It feels like my sense of touch has been enhanced. I can almost feel the vibrations of everything around me.

Have I... ascended to another realm?

Bottom's up!

*Gulp gulp*

Wow, this is delicious!

What is this?

Yuni

It's called Sultry Strawberry.

Centi

Sultry Strawberry!

Just the name alone is enough to get you excited!

Anyway, now that I'm hydrated, gotta get back to work.

Jiiiiiing-

Centi

...!

Wh-what's happening?!

You

What's wrong?

Centi

I feel really... excited!

Feels like I'm out of breath, and it's like everything is razor focused!

Is this what they call the throes of passion?

This is the first time I've ever felt this way. Can't stop now!

Centi finishes the job with insane speed.

Centi

Whew...

I was really in the zone back there.

Yuni

You finished the new toy in no time!

Thank you, Centi. Now let's play.

You

...!

I think Centi is too tired to play right now.

Centi

That's true, I'm not sure my body can take any more stimulation.

I'm sorry.

Mihara

Oh... that's too bad.

Regardless, thanks for finishing it so quickly.

Centi

No need to thank me. Just doing my job!

I should be the one thanking you for that drink. It feels like I've gained an entirely new realm of senses...

If I ever have another big project or a lengthy business trip, would I be able to buy some from you?

Mihara

Of course! You're always welcome here.

Yuni

And we must play next time.

Centi

Sure thing!

If you need anything else, feel free to give us a call!

4. The Golden Voice

85 lines

*Jingle*

Aria

This is it.

This is where I heard someone with a golden voice.

You

... Here?

Aria

Yes. I know I heard a voice that could only belong to someone with true talent.

Mihara

You're not off on one of your whacky adventures again, are you?

You're telling me there's someone here who could be the next opera star?

Aria

Yes. I was passing by this club yesterday night and I heard it.

A voice capable of hitting the highest of notes.

You

Are you sure you've got the right place?

Mihara

Wait a minute...

Haha.

I think that might have been me.

I was enjoying myself yesterday and I may have gotten carried away with my singing.

You

!!

Mihara

Pretty sure I'm the one you're looking for.

Aria

Hmph...

You

Aria slowly closed her eyes, then reopened them.

Aria

... I see.

It's definitely similar to the voice I heard yesterday night.

So you're the singer I was searching for.

Mihara

No kidding!

Feels nice to get some recognition for my singing.

But...I was just singing an ordinary song last night.

Saying I'm a top talent may be taking it a bit far.

Aria

Fair enough.

I understand.

You

Understand what?

Mihara

Yeah, I'm curious as well.

Care to fill us in?

Aria

The whip hanging on the wall. The leather belt around your waist. The menu is full of innuendos.

From what I've seen so far, I can only come to one conclusion.

For you, singing is about pain.

Mihara

You're not wrong, but there is one subtle thing you missed.

It's not all about pain.

Aria

What is it then?

Mihara

Pain and pleasure.

Balancing that razor-thin line between pleasure and pain.

Crossing the line over and over...nothing is more thrilling.

It's enough to make me burst out in song.

Aria

The way you describe all of this...

I find it all very intriguing.

You

!!

Mihara

Really? If you're curious, I could give you a little taste...

Aria

No thanks.

Mihara

Hehe, too bad.

I wanted you to feel the same pleasure that I do.

Aria

Sorry, but S&M isn't my thing.

You

So you did know what Mihara was talking about.

Aria

Maestro, I'm no fool.

Of course I knew.

Mihara

Even when you knew what I was getting at, you still told me I had potential.

You're not as callous as people say. You're a real sweetheart.

Aria

I wasn't blowing smoke up your posterior.

Regardless of your initial reasons for singing, it's true that you have potential.

Aria

You have a nice singing voice.

You may want to consider dipping your toes into opera.

That's all I wanted to tell you.

Mihara

Hehe, you may not think so, but I still say you're really sweet.

Don't you think so, Commander?

Your choice

Absolutely.

Erm...

Aria

What is that?

I'm not sure I entirely understand, but

I only came here today to tell you that.

Now that I've said what I came to say, I'll be on my way.

Mihara

Hey, don't run off! We've got a good crowd tonight.

Both of you, stay for a drink.

It's on the house.

Aria

Isn't everything here alcoholic?

I don't drink, so I won't be able to have anything.

Mihara

Not at all. I've got a few non-alcoholic options available.

I'll get you one.

Aria

Very well.

I'm not one to turn down a good thing.

Mihara

Hehe. Thanks.

Commander, what would you like?

Your choice

Something stiff.

Get me something nonalcoholic as well.

Mihara

Coming right up.

You

Chill music plays inside the club,

and the glasses sitting atop the bar rattle softly.

Meanwhile, the quiet hum of Mihara's singing can be heard throughout.

5. Working the Pole

104 lines

*Ring*

Noir

Hello?

Hmm, it's really dark...

Is anyone there?

You

Noir?

Noir

Pit Boss?

Is that you?

W-wait a moment, I'll be right in...

*Boing*

Noir

Ow! That hurt...

Soda

Ouch! My lovely lady lumps!

Sorry about that.

I wasn't paying attention.

Noir

I-it's okay, I couldn't see either because it's so dark.

Actually...

... what are you doing here, Soda?

Soda

Oh, me?

The club owner had me come in to clean.

Apparently they're putting on a really cool show later tonight.

Once I'm done cleaning, I can stay and get a free show, hehe.

Noir

People said it was a cool show?

Soda

What are you doing here now, anyway?

This place isn't even open yet.

Noir

I...

I'm here to perform.

Soda

No way!

You're tonight's headliner?

Sweet mamma jamma! This is gonna be so cool!

In that case, there's no time to be dilly-dallying.

Now that I know you're gonna be the one on stage,

I've gotta get back to cleaning!

You

Soda, wait.

Soda

Yes?

You

You didn't get those cleaning tools from here by any chance, did you?

Soda is holding onto a long aluminum pole on which a mop head has been affixed.

Soda

Oh, this?

There weren't any cleaning tools around when I arrived,

but then I saw this sturdy-looking pole stuck in the middle of the stage.

So I attached a mop head to one end and got to cleaning.

I made it all by myself. Pretty resourceful, aren't I?

Noir

Uh...

Isn't it heavy?

Soda

Sure, it's a bit heftier than most mops, but

nothing I can't handle.

Noir

...

You

Noir, do you think that's...

Noir

Yes.

It's the pole I use for dancing.

It was specially made to handle a Nikke's weight, so it must weigh an awful lot.

It's incredible that you can use it as a mop!

You

Comments on Soda's strength aside, don't we need to put the pole back in its rightful place?

Noir

Oh!

That's right!

Um... Soda.

Soda

Yeah?

Noir

I'm sorry, but I use that for my pole dancing.

If it's okay with you, could we put it back where you found it?

Soda

Huh?

Wait a...

Oh jeez!

I'm sorry!

I'll put it back right away!

Wh--

Whoaaaa!

*Crash*

You

In her hurry to put the pole back, Soda trips over it and tumbles to the ground.

Soda

Sorry about that...

Did anyone get hurt?

Noir

No, we're okay.

But the club...

You

As Soda fell, the unwieldy pole managed to hit just about everything in the immediate area, causing untold amounts of damage.

Soda

Oh boy...

I really stepped in it this time.

What am I gonna do?

Noir

Don't worry, I'll help.

You

Right. I'll help too.

Soda

...!!

You two are lifesavers!

Thank you so much!

All three of us begin to clean frenetically.

Soon after.

Mihara

Hmm...

Weird.

I thought I asked someone to clean the basement...

Soda

Huh?!

You've got to be kidding.

That's why there weren't any cleaning tools!

Mihara

Yuni and I already cleaned up the first floor and the main hall,

but we never get around to the basement.

That's why I asked for help.

Soda

Oh...

Sorry...

Mihara

Having said that,

this place is way cleaner than it was when we went over it.

Soda

!!!

Re-really?

Mihara

Thanks.

You can do the basement next time.

Soda

*Sob*

Thank you!

Noir

Good job, Soda.

Soda

It's all thanks to you two!

Mihara

If you're free, you can watch the show before you leave.

You

After watching Noir's show, our motley crew of impromptu cleaners parts ways.

6. Silent Club

86 lines

*Ring*

Elegg

Is this the place

you mentioned?

You

It is.

Elegg

*Inhale*

Pheeeww...

Now that I've installed BOOM just about everywhere in the Outpost,

and we're finally here! The last location where I haven't installed it.

Even the air here feels different.

I won't let a single screen out of my grasp.

*Creak*

Elegg

But it doesn't seem like anyone is taking care of this place.

I doubt there's anyone here.

You

Yeah, seems abandoned.

Elegg

Hmm...

Your expression tells me you have a lot of stories to tell about this place.

I won't press, though.

You

...

Elegg

Oh!

Looks like this place has a basement.

Let's check it out.

You

Wait, that's...

Elegg

Dang, it's pitch black in here.

*Shake*

Elegg

I swear I hear something inside.

I wonder what's hidden here?

Oh, here's something.

*Crack*

Elegg

Huh...?

Soda

Gah!

Wh-who is it?!

You

Soda?

Soda

Master?

Elegg?

Phew... what a relief.

I was told that there was no one here, so when I started hearing voices, I was startled.

Elegg

We were told the same thing, so imagine our surprise to find you here.

We came to install BOOM.

Soda

BOOM?

Interesting.

Elegg

What are you doing here?

Soda

Someone sent me here to clean up this place.

You

Who?

Soda

It was an anonymous request that came to the Maid Cafe, so I don't really know.

You

I see.

Elegg

There are all sorts of strange things down here.

Whips, latex, restraints...

Looks to me like someone was tortured in here.

Soda

T-tortured?!

Elegg

Yes.

That, or someone had some rather unique preferences.

This entire place has a fascinating layout.

The first floor is a standard pub,

while the basement feels like a storage space of some kind, like a warehouse.

In fact...

This would be perfect for turning into an arcade!

Soda

An arcade?

Elegg

Yeah.

We can place all the arcade cabinets down here in the basement,

and offer delicious refreshments up on the first floor.

What do you think, Mr. Commander?

You

Elegg fixes me with a puppy dog look of such intensity that I feel slightly uncomfortable.

No.

Elegg

Aw, c'mon!

Don't you think you're being a just bit too harsh?

Fine.

I guess I'll just have to do it myself.

You

That's fine, but you still can't do it here.

Elegg

Ugh, fine.

First order of business: Find a suitable place for an arcade.

Soda

Uh...

Is it okay if we just leave all the stuff here?

They're pretty large, and would be difficult to dispose of. Plus everything's already neatly stored away.

Elegg

Considering how much of a mess the rest of this place is,

the fact that these items are relatively clean tells me someone must get a lot out of them.

It doesn't seem like they need all that much rearranging, so I suppose we can just leave them as is.

Soda

I guess so...

Well shoot, I guess that means I'm done cleaning!

Elegg

I'm nearly done installing BOOM as well.

There are still some unused screens hiding here and there, so it may take me a minute.

Give me a second.

Soda

Sure.

You

...

Once Elegg finishes installing BOOM, we leave the club.

I'm not sure when I will be back,

but I think it will be a good idea to leave these items alone for the time being.

7. Maid vs Bunny Girl

106 lines

*Ring*

Mast

Wow, it's cleaner inside than I thought it'd be.

Sin

※▣▣I once read a manga where▣※a side character died□□soon after they said something□※※similar.□▣

Mast

What the...?! Don't jinx me!

Anchor

How did they die?

Sin

▣▣□※They got caught in a booby trap□someone set and then...※※▣KABOOM!

Anchor

*Gasp*

Should I check for traps?

Even though I'm a maid now, I should still be able to scan a smaller space like this.

You

It's okay.

I tidy up this place fairly regularly to keep it maintained.

Mast

No wonder it's so clean, even though no one's using it.

As for why you're so fastidious about keeping a place like this clean... I won't pry.

You

... Much appreciated.

Sin

※▣□□If that's the case, then we shouldn't▣□have to worry▣▣about doing a deep▣▣※clean.

▣※□A quick sweep□here and※there should do the trick.※□※

You

Let's look around and make sure everything's in order first.

We take a final look around the room we're in, which is exceptionally chilly, and then head deeper inside.

*Click*

Mast

This seems like a waiting room or something similar.

Sin

□▣Wasn't this※place a※※club?▣

※▣That would※□mean there should be... Oh?□▣

You

Sin opens one of the cabinets to reveal various costumes.

Sin

□▣▣□I'm surprised there are▣※※still things like▣ this lying around.

Anchor

Something to do with rabbits?

You

It's a bunny girl outfit.

Mast

They actually wore this stuff? It's only tiny scraps of fabric.

Your choice

Er... yeah.

That's a bit rich coming from you.

Mast

?

What do you mean?

You

... Never mind.

Sin

※※□□I'm sure※they had all sorts of different▣▣outfits here.□▣

Mast

Did you visit this place when it was still in operation, Master Captain?

You

Yeah, I did.

Mast

How was it?

You

Hmm?

Sin

▣※□□These things※were meant▣※to entertain,

so I can▣※□only assume it was an enjoyable※□experience.□

You

I suppose it was.

But—

Sin

※□□Ah, speaking□▣of which.※

※※□▣Which you do▣prefer?※※□

You

Huh?

Sin

□▣□□Bunny girls□※or maids?□□

□▣※※They're both※thematic outfits, after□all.

You

Sin alternates pointing between the bunny girl outfits and the maid uniforms.

Sin

※□▣So which one do you□▣like more?▣▣

Mast

What a silly question.

Of course Master Captain prefers maids.

Not a day goes by where he doesn't talk about how great maids are.

Sin

※※□▣You think※□so?

※※▣He likes□▣maids, sure,※

□▣□but he might like▣□bunny girls even※more.

You

Hold on a minute...

Sin

▣※※※Master.

※▣□I want an answer.※※

Mast

Were all those compliments you gave about maids a lie?

Anchor

Maid... Bunny girl...

You

...

Your choice

Tell them I like bunny girls.

Tell them that maids are obviously superior.

*Swoosh*

You

...

The mere act of looking at these bunny girl outfits has made things awkward.

It might be best to go with a little white lie.

Er... Maids are the best, of course!

Maids are the best, of course!

They're devoted to their customers, and there's a huge amount of variety between them.

And...

Sin

□□※Hehe, it's okay,▣※Master. I was□just messing with you.□▣

※▣※Still, it's nice to□hear you heap such▣※praise on maids.□

Mast

I knew I was right! Master Captain finds maids irresistible.

You

Uh... yeah, right.

Anchor

Bunny girl... maid...?

Sin

□▣※So what exactly▣※do these bunny girls do▣here?□

Mast

Probably similar things to what we do.

Serving customers, dancing, a bit of singing.

If you ask me, they're practically the same as maids.

Sin

▣□□※I suppose you've※※got a point.□

※▣They're basically▣identical to maids, just□▣with different outfits.□※

You

Er, that's not quite tru...

I mean... yeah, maybe.

Anchor

Bunny girl... maid...

Bunny girl maid!

Your choice

Anchor?

Bunny girl maid?

Anchor

You seemed rather vexed, and so I got to thinking.

And I came up with an answer: Bunny girl maids!

Mast

Is such a thing even possible?

You can't randomly mix two things together and call it an improvement.

Sin

※▣□But what□about pirate▣□maids?※

Mast

That works because pirates are the ultimate embodiment of adventure, and therefore blend perfectly into any setting!

Sin

▣※□Don't forget※▣about swimsuit maids.▣

Mast

Well, th-that's...

Sin

※※□▣Plus, aren't I a maid as※□▣well?

Mast

...

Anchor

Master, what do you think about bunny girl maids?

You

Well...

Mast

No, I can't accept this.

At the very least, it should be maid bunny girls, don't you think?

Sin

That□□※could work too.▣

You

...

Only after we spend a significant amount of time debating the relationship between maids and bunny girls are we finally able to start cleaning.

8. Dangerous Prankster

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*Ring*

You

I look around.

There is no one.

I heard someone's been coming and going here often, so I came to check it out.

Yeah, as expected, there's no way anyone would be here,

especially when this place has been abandoned for a while now...

*Poke*

You

Gaaah!

*Crashhh*

???

Whoops! Are you okay?

Here, let me help you up.

You

I lift my head and see...

What are you doing here?

Sora

Forget about that, Captain. ♥

*Poke*

You

Hey! What the...?!

Sora

Hehe, looks like this is your weak spot.

All I did was give a little poke,

and you came tumbling down like a house of cards. ♥

Anyway, I'm sorry if I surprised you!

Here, take my hand and let me help you up. ★

You

I grab Sora's hand, and she helps me up.

Sora

Well, what a surprise.

Running into you here, Captain! ★

What are you doing over here?

You

This is supposed to be an abandoned building,

but people have reported seeing someone coming and going.

Sora

...☆

What a pain... I better move the stuff quickly.

You

Huh? What did you say?

Sora

Hmm? Oh, nothing. ★

You

Anyway, what are you doing here, Sora?

Sora

Oh, I was just passing by.

I got curious and came inside,

and ended up running into you. ♥

But I never imagined this place was abandoned, teehee.

Hey!

Where are you going?

You

Since I'm here, I might as well take a quick look inside.

Sora firmly links her arm with mine.

Sora

Uh... is that really necessary?♥

You said yourself that this place is abandoned, right?★

There's probably nothing here.

Oooh, I've got an idea! ★

How about we go on a little date, just the two of us?

Captain, you're so popular that

it's not often I get to have you all to myself, hehe. ★

You

... Okay, but let me have a quick look around first.

Sora

Hyah! ♥

*Poke poke*

You

Gaaah!

*Crashhh*

You

Sora climbs on top of me as I collapse to the ground once more.

With a devilish smile, she twirls her index finger in the air as if to show off.

Sora

Ready to surrender? Or are you going to keep resisting?

You

... Okay. I surrender.

Sora

Hehe, all right. Shall we go then?♥

You

You didn't think I'd give up that easy, did you?

Sora

...?!

You

The moment Sora lets her guard down, I dash behind her and head into the building.

So this is what you were trying to keep from me.

Sora

... Hehe. ★ Looks like you outsmarted me this time, Captain.

You

In the corner of the club, I spot a pile of things awkwardly sticking out from behind a curtain.

Sora

Just my luck.

I came here today to tidy this place up and ended up running into you, Captain. ★

You

Is that the truth?

Sora

Of course. ♥

Have I ever lied to you?

You

You did that a few moments ago.

Sora

Oh, come now!

That was just a little white lie. ♥

I just don't want you getting dragged into this mess for no good reason. ♥

Hehe, you know what I mean, right?

You

...

Sora

...☆

You

Okay, fine. I'll pretend I didn't see anything.

Just make sure it's gone by the end of the day and don't use this place again for whatever it is you're doing.

Sora

Oh my gosh, really?

You're the best, Captain! ♥

I'll clean everything up and never touch this place again, pinky promise! ★

Thank you so, so much! ♥

You

Just like she promised, Sora clears the place out in a single day.

9. Special Training for Phantom Thieves

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*Ding*

Delta

Who goes there?

... It seems no one is here.

You

Are you sure we're at the right place?

Delta

Yes.

If the map on the invitation is correct, this is certainly the location.

You

Can I take a look?

Delta

Of course.

*Rustle*

You

Delta unfolds a note in the shape of a paper airplane.

Thiss is spacal traning.

Do not bee too carless, for the Fantum Thifs of Justiss must stay ever-aviigilant.

Can yu reely oovercum thiss trile?

I shell be wotchin.

...

Delta

Judging by the handwriting, this appears to have been sent by Phantom.

As for the content... it is impossible to decipher.

You

It says you're supposed to have some kind of special training here.

Delta

Special... training?

You

It's really dark in here. Let's turn on the light first.

*Click*

You

I press the switch, but nothing happens.

?

*Creeeak*

Delta

!!!

Commander, take cover!

*Guuuush*

You

Water suddenly pours down from above, triggered by a device connected to the switch.

Dang... it's cold.

Delta

... Training appears to have commenced.

You

As we press deeper into the club,

all manner of traps fashioned from the basement's tools spring upon us.

*Whizz!*

*Boom!*

*Crash!*

You

*Huff... huff...*

*Swish*

Delta

Commander, another one's coming!

You

G-got it!

*Dash!*

You

When faced with each trap,

Delta moves with ninja-like swiftness...

*Slap!*

You

Ow! That hurts...!

I, however, can't keep up.

Delta

... A whip?

That is a far more dangerous weapon than expected.

You

Yeah, tell me about it...

Delta

At this rate, Commander, your body won't hold out.

Stay close behind me.

You

Thanks—

*Slip*

You

Before I can even finish my sentence,

I step on something that scattered beneath my feet and is sent flying into the air.

!!!

Delta

Commander!

*Dash!*

You

Delta catches me in mid-air and places me safely on the ground.

Delta

Are you all right?

You

Yeah, thanks...

Delta

Phew...

It is fortunate that you are unharmed.

*Clap, clap*

You

Is that clapping?

*Clap, clap, clap, clap*

Phantom

Excellent.

Most excellent indeed!

This is precisely the sight I have longed to behold!

You

Phantom emerges from the darkness.

... Don't make your entrance like a villain.

Phantom

For a phantom thief, not even the slightest mistake is permissible.

Not only did you succeed in infiltrating past countless traps, but you even protected your comrades.

My, my, I simply cannot hold back my praise.

The result of this special training...

may well be considered a success.

Delta

Is that true?

Hearing you say that fills me with pride.

Phantom

Hehe. Thanks to you, I was treated to quite the spectacle.

May you continue to hone yourself ever further.

Should you do so, perhaps one day you shall join our ranks as a full-fledged member.

*Flutter*

Phantom

For now, I shall take my leave.

Should fate allow, we shall meet again.

*Step, step*

*Click*

Phantom

Hmm...?

*Swish!*

Phantom

Ah... aaahhh!

*Dangle, dangle*

Phantom

Th-this cannot be...!

The trap I set at the door—why now of all times...?

Delta

...

Phantom, this will not do.

Phantom

Pardon...? What are you trying to say?

Delta

"For a phantom thief, not even the slightest mistake is permissible."

Did you not say that yourself?

Phantom

Y-yes, I suppose so.

Delta

And yet, you have just made a mistake.

You

That's true.

Phantom

Wh-what exactly do you mean by that...?

Delta

As I see it, even you are in need of special training.

At this rate, you will surely be captured.

Phantom

Wh-what is this absurdity?!

It was merely a minor mishap...!

Delta

Even a moment of carelessness can spell disaster.

I request your cooperation, Commander.

You

Sure thing.

Delta

I will now brief you on the special ninja training.

Phantom

D-don't come any closer...!

I am the leader, you know!

I told you not to come closer!

Ugh... Aaaah!

You

Later, a special training session for Phantom kicks off in the basement.

Only after the three of us are completely battered and bruised do we finally leave the club.