GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story ยท Brief Encounters

Outdoor Swimming Pool

10 scenes, 1,176 lines

1. It's the Mood that Matters

117 lines
Mast

Three!

Anchor

Two!

You

One!

Helm

...

Mast

Helm, what are you doing? Say something!

Helm

... Ahem.

Today is the official opening of the outdoor pool at the Outpost.

However, this place is by no means a playground. It could very well become a shipyard for the Admire.

I don't want people to think of it as a place where you can fool around.

Anchor

Jeez, why so serious? You oughta lighten up.

Helm

I disagree.

This is something that needs to be made clear right from the start.

So long as we make it clear what this place is meant to be used for right off the bat,

we won't get any complaints from people down the line.

Neon

...

Don't worry.

Whenever I come here, I'll treat this place with the utmost respect.

You

That's right.

Helm

Why aren't either of you dressed appropriately?

Neon

What are you talking about? These are our training uniforms.

Helm

Sorry, but I'm not buying that for a second.

Neon

If you don't believe us, it's best you see it for yourself.

Ready, Master?

You

Ready.

Let's show these two what long-term training can do.

Neon

All right!

Whoo... Ha...

Helm

!!

What are you...?!

You

Neon moves her hands slowly and places them on her knees.

Neon

Waterpower Breath: First Segment.

You

She begins to bend, and then straighten, her knees over and over.

Neon

Bend your knees.

You

I imitate Neon's moves.

Neon

One, two, three, four!

Five, six, seven, eight!

Helm

...

Neon

I think we're ready to go, don't you, Master?

You

Yes, let's try not to break the flow.

Neon

All right!

You

Neon claps her hands together.

Neon

Waterpower Breath: Second Segment!

You

Neon starts rotating her wrists, making her resemble a small windmill.

Her feet are firmly planted on the ground, her big toes also wiggling in small concentric circles.

Neon

Rotate your wrists and ankles.

You

I imitate Neon's moves.

Neon

One, two, three, four!

Five, six, seven, eight!

Helm

...

Neon

Whoo! Feelin' good!

Time to take it home.

You

You've gotta get the timing right, or else...

Neon

Yeah yeah, our bodies will stiffen right back up again.

You

Exactly.

Helm

...

Neon

So... Go!

You

Neon quietly relaxes her entire body.

Neon

Waterpower Breath: Third Segment.

You

At this moment, Neon's mind and body are united as one.

Neon

Shake your hands and feet!

You

I once again follow Neon's lead.

*Jump jump*

*Jump jump*

Neon

Whoo!

I'm ready to go.

Are you ready for my mountain-shaking, earth-shattering waterpower?

You

...

Neon

??

What's wrong, Master?

You

You kinda freaked me out with that description.

Are you sure we're gonna make it through this?

Neon

What are you talking about?!

We've been through much worse than this.

This is nothing!

You

Are you sure?

Can I really take your word for it?

Neon

Of course.

And most importantly,

if you don't start right after you finish the Waterpower Breath,

its effect might wear off before you know it.

Worst case scenario, your feet might even cramp up.

You

Don't jinx it!

Neon

Whoops, sorry.

*Pat*

You

Neon pats my shoulder.

Neon

We've gotta be brave.

You

You're right.

I'll try to believe in myself as much as you believe in me.

Neon

Good.

Now... go!

You

Neon neatly slips into a swim ring,

and sprints forward, jumping into the pool.

*Plop*

Neon

Hahaha.

You

I follow her into the pool.

*Plop*

You

Ahahaha.

Helm

...

Wait.

Subordinate, what are you doing?!

Mast

Just leave them be,

Helm.

In case you can't see the obvious,

they're practically dying to enjoy the pool.

Aren't they adorable?

Anchor

... I have to admit, yes.

I actually kind of want to join them.

Helm

...

Neon

Ha ha ha!

Can you withstand my Waterpower Breath, Master?!

You

Ahahaha!

I don't know if I can!

Helm

Hah-hah...

Although I have to

prioritize my duty above all else

when I see the laughs on their faces...

I think I can bend the rules just a little today.

2. Volume's Pool Party

103 lines
Neon

Master,

did you bring your swimwear?

You

Got it right here.

Neon

Let's head inside, then.

You

Why did you tell me to meet you at the pool today?

*Creak*

You

Neon opens the door to the pool to reveal Volume, who is greeting us from inside.

Volume

Yo!

About time you showed up.

You

Volume? What are you doing here?

Volume

Ah...

We're throwing a pool party in about a week at the larger pool.

So I was practicing here.

Your choice

What's a pool party?

Sounds like fun.

Volume

...?

Are you serious?

Just look at the name, you dingus. It's a party by the pool.

You seem like someone who's been around the block. I can't believe you haven't heard of this before.

Oh, it will be.

It's a bit boring practicing in here by myself, though.

So I decided to call some friends over, and voilร ,

Neon came running.

Neon

A pool party sounds fun,

but what exactly are we going to do there?

Do we swim in order to build up our waterpower?

Volume

What? No!

All sorts of celebrities will get together and take pictures.

Everyone will be wearing sexy bikinis to show off their summer bodies.

There'll be an open bar as well.

And that, my friends, is a recipe for a good time.

Neon

...

But I'm not a celebrity.

And I don't drink.

And I'm not sexy either...

Volume

Ummm...

I mean, yeah, you are wearing a really cute swimsuit.

Anyway, we'll also be dancing there. Want me to show you some of the music we'll be playing?

Neon

Sure!

Volume starts playing deafeningly loud electronic dance music.

Volume

Are yoouu reaaaadyyyy?!

Neon

Yeahhh!

*Heavy bass playing*

Volume

Everybody shake your moneymaker!

Your choice

Shake my head.

Shake my booty.

Neon

Yahoo!! That's the spirit, Master! Shake it!

Oh boy... I'm feeling kinda dizzy... yahoo!

Oh yeah, twerk it, Master!

I'll join you! Whoo!!

Volume

Hah-hah! People are so happy!

This is nice, but we need to take this to the next level.

I need something to make a big splash...

*Creak*

Mary

Hello!

You said you needed someone to practice with?

Volume

Speak of the devil!

Here comes the life of the party!

Mary

Huh?

Neon

Mary!

Come on and join us!

Yahoo!!

Mary

Oh my goodness...

Is this why you asked me to wear a bikini?

So should I just dance to the music?

Volume

No, no.

That's not your job.

Come on, sit here and dip your feet in the water.

Mary

Like this?

Volume

Good.

Now, take a glass of champagne.

Mary

Hehe, this is fun!

Okay.

Volume

Perfect!

Manager!

Neon

Yahooooo!!

Volume

Are you someone who dances to the beat...

Mary

Is it okay for me to drink this?

Volume

or...

are you someone who shows off their figure?

You

I...

Your choice

prefer dancing to the beat.

prefer sitting down and showing off my figure.

Volume

Okay, good!

Let's crank up the volume, then!

Now shake it with Neon!

*Heavy bass playing*

Neon

This is so exciting!

Let's go to the pool party next week!!

You

Sure thing!

Neon

Yeah!!!

You

Yeah!!!

Volume

Okay, good!

Then take off that stuffy-looking shirt and throw it away.

Now, go sit down with Mary. Cheers!

*Clink*

Mary

Hehe, looks like I've come to the right place.

I even get to share a drink with the Commander!

Apparently, this is a test run for the Ark's pool party next week?

Would you like to come with me?

You

Sure.

I have a great time at the pool,

all while imagining what the pool party next week will be like.

3. Aria on EZS

108 lines
Aria

I was invited to a boat party on the Admire a week from now.

The show I'll be presenting is called The Woman and the Sea.

It's about a woman who sails out to sea

and comes out triumphant over the legendary sea Raptures after a fierce battle.

At the climax, there'll be artificial rain.

In order to really sell the emotion of that scene,

I think some rehearsals in an approximate environment are called for.

Your choice

So you're coming to the party as well?

Sounds like it'll be quite the show.

Neon

It seems that everyone from Prima Donna is competing to launch summer activities lately.

Are you guys all coordinating this together?

Aria

No.

I don't adjust my schedule to accommodate other singers.

Mary

So it's just a coincidence?

Amazing!

Aria

I thought so as well. That's why I accepted the role.

Against all odds, a human fighting something more powerful than themselves...

It's simply sublime.

Mary

Agreed.

You

So, where do we factor into this?

Aria

Hmm...

While we rehearse the climax,

I want Maestro and the girls to act as the sea Raptures.

Mary

Oh, dear.

Neon

Huh?

You

... Are you kidding?

Aria

No. I'm quite serious.

Otherwise, I won't have the confidence to pull it off properly.

The woman in the story, out of desperation, risks her entire life,

throwing it all on the line in order to continue an impossible fight.

You

...

Aria

Although she defeats the Raptures in the end,

on the way back to the Ark, she loses all of the treasures she won from the hard-fought battle.

That is why this scene is so important.

Even if it all ends in futility,

the fight itself, the valiant act of struggle, is no less sublime for it.

That's what I want to convey to the audience with my performance.

You

Quite profound.

Aria

Precisely. That's why I can't afford to make any mistakes.

But, as you can well imagine, I don't have the same intense passion that the woman in the story has.

Then I thought about you.

Maestro, you and your friends, unlike me, are brimming with passion.

Using those water guns in your hands,

I want you to stimulate me, to anger me, to set my heart and mind ablaze.

I believe that's the only way that I can complete this opera.

Neon

...

Mary

...

You

...

Neon

Master.

I'm so moved.

The spirit of acting that Aria wishes to access...

It sounds very similar to me and the spirits of waterpower and firepower.

You

... I don't think they're quite the same thing.

Mary

I think I understand it now.

It's like a doctor who keeps forging ahead with surgery,

even though they know the end result may not be ideal.

I understand perfectly!

You

There seems to have been some kind of misunderstanding...

Mary

... Aria.

Once we start, I'll put my heart and soul into this.

Are you sure this is what you want?

Aria

Of course.

That's exactly what I came here for.

Mary

Heh-heh. Great.

In that case, you can go ahead and start rehearsing the climax.

As for us, we'll do our part

and become the horrifying sea Raptures you want us to be.

Neon

Graaaahhh!

Aria

... Very well.

You

Aria takes a deep breath.

Aria

Cutting through the stygian storm, the creaking ship slices through the dark waters.

Standing upon the deck, there is a mechanical woman.

She aims her weapon at the Raptures.

Neon

... Now, Mary!

Mary

Okay! Go!

You

Mary and Neon quickly prime their squirt guns,

surround Aria, and begin firing away.

*Splash*

Aria

I will never be defeated,

even if my body is shattered by the fiend'sโ€”pff, pff...

even if my body is shattered by the fiend's ordnances.

I will never... cough... be defeated.

Neon

Whoo... The battle is getting intense.

But I can really feel the emotion coming through.

A Nikke, standing mightily amidst the raging storm,

defying insurmountable odds in order to stake her claim to live.

*Splash*

You

...

Aria

... Despair!

The anguish even in the face of... *Cough*

You

Aria, are you okay?

I think you've swallowed a bit too much water.

Aria

I'm fine, Maestro.

The moment they started shooting water in my face,

I could feel something bubbling deep inside my chest.

Perhaps this is precisely what that woman felt...

The intense will to survive.

I feel like I'm getting closer to understanding her.

You

You just look kind of irritated to me...

Neon

Hyah!

*Splash*

Mary

Hehe!

*Splash*

Aria

Aaarrrgghh!!

For victory!

You

During rehearsal that day,

Aria sings the highest note that's ever been sung.

Her performance brings everyone to tears

4. The Sound of Water

137 lines
Noise

Um...

First of all, thank you for giving me your precious time.

Pepper

No, thank you!

I can't believe I'm this close to Noise.

This is amazing!

Mary

Pepper, please. Calm down.

Noise, why did you call us over? Is something wrong?

Noise

Well...

First off, you've gotta keep it a secret, okay?

Mary

I'm used to upholding doctor-patient confidentiality, so my lips are sealed.

Don't worry.

Noise

Thank you.

I'm going to perform on the summer stage.

They said they were going to employ some water as a special effect,

but... I'm a little afraid of water.

You

You are?

You

How on earth do you take a shower?

Noise

!!

You can't just ask a girl that so upfront!

Mary

To be fair,

it is a good question.

Your answer could help us determine whether you have a genuine phobia of water.

Noise

It will?

All right, fine. Taking showers is no problem.

Actually, this is the first time I've ever felt scared about water.

Pepper

Hmm...

How much water is there going to be on stage?

Noise

I'm gonna stand under a waterfall, and they're gonna pour water directly on me.

I've seen the stage... the water will be coming from fairly high up.

Mary

Yikes!

I think we've found the problem.

Pepper

Isn't that a bit dangerous?

I understand a few water jets here and there, but an entire waterfall?

Noise

It's already been incorporated into the choreography, so it's too late to change it at this point.

Besides, I'm a professional.

I want my performance to be flawless, even on this kind of stage.

So you can help me to overcome my fear?

Mary

Of course.

I think it's safe to say that we're gonna be exposing you to plenty of water. Do you have a swimsuit handy?

Noise

I do, but I'm supposed to wear a costume for the performance.

So it'd be better for me to practice in ordinary clothes.

Mary

Okay, no problem.

Commander, can you sprinkle some water on Noise?

We'll stand in front and observe her reactions.

You

Got it.

Mary

Okay, we'll start off nice and easy

with the squirt gun.

Noise

Will a squirt gun really be any help?

Mary

Your fears are always magnified whenever there's uncertainty.

So, I won't tell you when we're going to hit you with the water.

Noise

I see.

All right. I'll try my best.

Mary

That's the spirit!

Whenever you're ready, Commander.

You

I shoot a small stream of water at Noise's back.

Hyah!

Noise

Eep, it's cold!

Mary

How do you feel?

Noise

Tingly, and a little cold.

It did catch me a bit off guard though...

Mary

That's perfectly normal.

Shall we move on to the next stage?

Pepper

We will be using the sprinklers in the ceiling to create a shower this time.

Crank it to the max, Commander.

You

I turn the water pressure to the highest level,

then turn on the sprinkler when Noise least expects it.

Noise

Agh!

Mary

How about this time?

Noise

Definitely more of a shock than before.

But at the same time, I was anticipating when it might hit me, so I kind of mentally prepared in advance.

Mary

Is the water flow okay?

Noise

Yeah, it's similar to that in my shower.

Mary

Got it.

Let's move on to the final stage then.

Are you ready, Commander?

You

Ready.

Noise

What's the final stage?

Pepper

That's a secret.

Just imagine you're on stage.

You're standing under the waterfall, waiting for it to come down on you.

Noise

It's kinda scary...

Mary

Don't be scared. It's not a real waterfall.

Just imagine it in your mind, and think of this as a dry run, pardon the pun, for the real thing.

Noise

...

I'll try.

You

Noise clears her throat.

She starts singing.

Noise

Wake up that summer โ™ฌ

Let the wind spread โ™ฌ

In the cold waterfall โ™ฌ

You

Time for the waterfall!

I splash a huge basin of water on Noise.

*Splash*

Noise

It grows more brilliant โ™ฌ

You

Noise doesn't stop singing.

The water droplets dripping off her add a certain je n'ais ce quoi to the song.

Noise

Whew...

Mary

...

You

...

Noise

How was that?

Mary

I can see why they arranged for the waterfall.

Pepper

That was beautiful!

Noise

Was it?

Thank goodness...

Mary

How did you feel when you got splashed?

Noise

It actually wasn't that bad, so long as I focused on my singing.

It also helped that it was you splashing the water on me.

Until now, I thought there was no way I could keep my cool on stage.

Mary

Hmm.

How about when it's showtime, you imagine it's the Commander activating the waterfall?

Noise

Hmm...

That would be very reassuring.

Mary

Then it's perfect!

Allow me to write you a 'prescription'.

Commander, can you act as one of Noise's stage staff?

You

... Me?

Noise

!!

Are you okay with that, Producer?

Pretty please?

All you've got to do is press the button to release the waterfall.

Your choice

Fine.

Sounds kinda complicated...

Noise

You think so?

I won't twist your arm, but...

Are you sure you can't help?

I want to put on the best show I can.

You

I'm just kidding. Of course I'll do it.

Noise

Really?!

Thank you, Producer.

I owe you big time.

Mary

Hehe, consider yourself cured.

Pepper

Can we go to the show?

Noise

Of course.

I'll send you the tickets. Be there, or be square!

You

We all leave the swimming pool together, eagerly looking forward to Noise's upcoming performance.

5. Take a Deep Breath and Dive

136 lines
Anis

*Gasp*

*Tick*

Helm

25 seconds.

That's 5 more seconds than in the beginning.

Anis

Huh? That's it?

It felt like I was under there for a minute at least.

Is that timer broken?

You

The weather was particularly sweltering today, so I walked over to the pool.

When I arrived, I saw Anis and Helm hanging out in the water.

Your choice

Hey, Anis.

Hey, Helm.

Anis

Hey, Commander.

You coming to the pool for a swim?

Helm

Hey, Subordinate.

Have you come here to take a dip?

You

Yeah, the weather is brutal today, so I decided to head to the pool.

What are you two up to?

Helm

Anis asked me to teach her how to hold her breath underwater.

You

Why are you so interested in this all of a sudden?

Anis

You know I sink like a stone when I try to swim,

so I figured the least I could do was learn to hold my breath for longer.

I've been at it for the past three hours though, and it's way harder than it looks.

How long can you hold your breath underwater, Commander?

Your choice

I can do a minute, easy-peasy.

I'm like a fish underwater.

Anis

Really? A whole minute?

Uh-huh. How, very, very incredible.

You

... If you're gonna pretend to be impressed, you could at least smile while you do it.

Anis

What do you mean? I am smiling.

See?

You

Anis's deadpan expression turns into a smile, albeit only in response to me being miffed by her initial response.

...

Helm

How about a little competition?

We can see who can hold their breath the longest: Anis or Subordinate.

Anis

Are you sure that's a good idea?

Helm

It'll help you more than just practicing on your own.

Anis's best time so far has been 25 seconds.

Your choice

25 seconds is nothing.

I've got this in the bag.

Anis

Oh, is that so?

You think you can take me?

Fine, how about we make this interesting?

Let's make a wager.

You

Fine by me.

Anis

If I win, then you need to buy me 100 cans of soda.

You

And if I win?

Anis

If you win...

I'll do anything you want.

You

Anything?

Anis

How come you're laughing so creepily like that?

What in the world is going through your mind?

You

Let's just get this show on the road. Helm, could you be the referee?

Helm

Sure.

As soon as I blow the whistle, the both of you will submerge yourselves.

Get ready... set...

Anis

...

You

...

*Beep*

*Splash*

You

At Helm's signal, Anis and I dunk our heads underwater.

*Gurgle gurgle*

...

You

How much time has passed?

It must have been a minute by now.

More than enough to beat Anis.

*Gasp*

Helm

Hmm...

32 seconds.

You

?!

Helm

I have to admit that I'm a little disappointed.

You didn't last as long as I thought you would.

You

There's no way that was only 32 seconds...

Anis is still holding her breath.

Helm

Anis, you can come up now.

Anis

...

Helm

Anis?

You

Helm shakes Anis but she doesn't budge.

!

Helm

!

Anis!

Anis

...

Helm

I think she's fainted!

Help me get her out of the pool,

quick!

You

Okay!

Hrrrngh!

I try to lift up Anis, but...

... Ughhhh!

I thought the water would make her more buoyant, but it feels like she weighs a ton.

Helm

Let me get her out.

You go ahead and put a blanket down.

You

Helm lifts Anis out of the swimming pool, places her on the ground, then brings her ear near Anis's face.

Helm

She's not breathing!

You

!

Helm

Anis? Anis!

*Slap*

*Slap* *Slap*

You

There's no reaction from Anis.

We need to do something, quick.

I'll do CPR.

You get in touch with Mary.

Helm

Okay.

You

I lean Anis's head back and lift her chin up.

*Inhale*

I take a deep breath and lean in closer to Anis, when...

Anis

Tah-dah!

Helm

Eek!

You

Gah!

Anis opens her eyes.

Helm

Wh-what?

Was... that all a practical joke?

Anis

Of course not. Do you think I'd joke about a thing like that?

I came to when you were

giving my face the ol' one-two.

Helm

You make it sound like I was beating you...

Anis

I'm just teasin'. Thanks.

If it weren't for you,

I'd be hanging out in the afterlife right about now.

You

Are you okay?

Anis

I think so.

You

Good.

Helm

You scared me half to death.

I'm just glad nothing bad happened.

Anis

Yeah yeah, sure, but more importantly,

this means the Commander lost.

He got out of the water first,

right?

Helm

I... guess you're right?

You

...

Anis

Yahoo! 100 sodas, here I come!

Thanks a bunch, Commander.

Helm

Tough break, Commander...

You

...

Anis

Totally worth passing out for a sec.

Which flavor should I get?

You

I accompany Anis to go buy her some sodas.

6. Paper Boat Race

140 lines
???

Come on!

Put your back into it!

You

?

As I walked by the swimming pool, I noticed it was noisier than usual.

As I stepped in, I witnessed a sight unlike anything I'd seen before.

Mast

My ship can never lag behind,

for it is the almighty Jack Lowe Admire Aegis Mast!

Anis

I still think that name is too long.

Why don't you just admit defeat?

Mast

...

Never!

I demand one more match!

You

What are you two doing?

Anis

Commander!

Mast

Hey, Captain.

Anis

We were having a paper boat race.

You

How exactly does that work?

Anis

Let me explain.

You fold a piece of paper into a boat,

then plop it into the swimming pool so that it floats.

Once you've done that, you either use your hands to make waves, or your mouth to blow air and make the boat move forward.

Whoever goes the furthest wins. You yourself can't move though, and you're disqualified if your boat topples over or sinks.

And I just won!

Mast

The Jack Lowe Admire Aegis Mast is unstoppable!

Anis

I'm telling you, you have to shorten that name.

Mast

Since you're here,

why don't you join us, Captain?

You

Me?

Anis

Oh, that could be fun!

You want to give it a try? We've got plenty of paper on hand.

You

Okay, sure.

I take a piece of paper and fold it according to Anis and Mast's instructions.

Before long, I've crafted an adorable little boat.

Anis

Did you say this was your first time making a paper boat?

You're better at this than I expected.

Mast

Now comes the important part.

You

What's that?

Mast

Christening your ship with a meaningful name.

Anis

Are we ever going to get this race underway...?

Mast

What kind of name are you gonna bestow upon your boat,

Captain?

By the way, in case you didn't know, my boat's name is the Jack Lowe...

Morgan

Too long! Shorter!

Mast

...

It's called The Mast.

You

I'll call my boat...

Your choice

The Super Duper Ark Shark Hurricane Ultra Commander Commander Ship.

The Commander.

Anis

...

Mast

...

Morgan

Too long! Shorter!

You

... Okay, just The Commander.

Anis

Better.

Mast

Sounds to me like you got some inspiration from my boat's name.

Anis

It's fine. Nice and simple. Rolls right off the tongue.

You

What's your boat's name, Anis?

Anis

Mine?

Paper Boat.

Mast

Not the wittiest of names.

I'd never attach such a dispassionate name to my dear, beloved ship.

Anis

Why are you so obsessed with the name anyway?

Mast

Okay, everyone lies down in front of the swimming pool shoulder-to-shoulder.

Place your boats on the starting line.

Anis

The current may cause it to move slightly before the race begins,

so be sure to use your hands to keep them in place until we start.

You

Following Mast and Anis's instructions, I place my boat atop the water and lightly pinch the end of the boat with my fingers.

Anis

Now,

get ready...

set...

Go!

Mast

*Pfoooo* *Pfooooo*

Anis

*Pfoooooooo*

You

Mast lets out short bursts of air,

whereas Anis lets out longer breaths.

As for me...

Your choice

Blow with your mouth.

Lap at the water with your hands.

You

*Inhale*

I take a deep breath, filling my lungs with as much air as possible,

*Pfooooooooo*

and then letting all the air out.

Mast

Whoa!

Anis

No way!

You

The Commander surges past The Mast and Paper Boat, quickly securing the lead.

*Splash* *Splash*

You

I frantically flop my hands in the water, creating small waves.

The waves spread out,

causing The Mast and Paper Boat to become unstable.

Mast

No, not The Mast!

Anis

So you're playing dirty, are you?

Mast

I won't go down so easily.

You've left me with no choice.

Full speed ahead!

*Splash*

You

Mast waggles her hands vigorously.

Mast

Wait, no!

You

The waves that Mast produces end up scuttling her own ship.

Mast

It's sinking!

Not The Mast!

It can't end like this!

Morgan

Abandon ship! Abandon ship!

Mast

I can't believe this...

Anis

That's one down.

Just when you least expect it, that's when I strike!

Time to unveil my hidden trump card, especially designed to take you down.

You

?

As I turn my head toward Anis's direction,

I see that she has unzipped the top portion of her jacket,

and is now provocatively leaning forward.

As if they have a mind of their own,

my eyes are drawn toward Anis's newly revealed assets.

...!!!

Mast

Don't fall for it, Captain!

Stay strong and avenge The Mast!

Anis

Ha!

It'll never happen!

You

Anis dunks her hands in the water and moves them to and fro.

*Splash*

You

The resulting cascade of waves propels her ship forward,

while causing mine to veer off-course.

No!

Anis

Haha! I win!

Mast

What on earth was that trickery?

Anis

What do you mean trickery? You were here the entire time.

I didn't do anything.

Mast

If you didn't do anything, then how come the Captain looks so wound up?

Anis

Beats me.

I can't help it if he's mesmerized by my looks.

Mast

What's that supposed to mean?

You

Erm... I just remembered I have something urgent to take care of.

Mast

Huh?

How come you're hunched over like that?

A true pirate should stand tall and proud, with their head held high.

Anis

All right all right, he said it was urgent, so let him go.

Safe travels, Commander!

Mast

Fine...

How about one final rematch, Anis?

Anis

Would you give it up?!

You

Against the backdrop of Anis and Mast bickering,

I quietly slink away from the swimming pool, hunched over.

7. Water Quality Test

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*Creaaaak*

Anis

Huh?

Oh, hey Commander, hey Anchor.

What are you two up to?

Anchor

Hey.

I'm here for a routine inspection.

Anis

Inspection?

Does that mean we can't use the swimming pool?

Anchor

Not for the moment, no.

Anis

Just my luck.

I was looking forward to dipping my feet in the water.

When do you think you'll be done?

You

We just need to do a water quality test.

Anis

That shouldn't take too long.

Anchor

Ah.

Would you like to help?

Anis

Huh?

Is there something you need help with?

Anchor

Wait just a moment.

*Splash*

You

Anchor hops into the swimming pool.

Anis

...

You

...

Anchor

I'm finished with the water quality test.

No issues. It's clean.

You

All right, I'll check it off the list.

Anis

What the...

You're finished already, just like that?

Anchor

Yep.

We conduct the check using our bodies.

The water is exactly 26.2 degrees Celsius.

The hydrogen ion concentration is 6.0.

Turbidity is 0.9 NTU.

There are no coliforms.

Should I go on?

Anis

Er... no thanks.

This is really interesting though.

Your body is perfectly adapted to water.

Oh, right.

What was it that you needed my help with?

Anchor

I'll need both of you to get in the water.

Anis

What?

I can't do that.

Anchor

The pool isn't filled all the way yet, so it shouldn't be a problem for you.

Anis

Are you sure?

Anchor

Positive. When I just was in there, I was able to stand up.

Anis

Oh, I thought you were just bobbing in the water.

In that case, I'm going in!

*Splash*

Anis

Come on in, Commander.

You

Okay.

Your choice

Make a cannonball.

Gingerly dip my toes in.

You

I back up...

rush towards the pool...

and am just about to do a wicked cannonball, when...

Anchor

Don't!

The water is too shallow to be diving in like that.

You

Oh...

I instead sit on the edge and hop in normally.

*Plunk*

Anis

...

Are you afraid of the water or something? You're making me feel self-conscious for jumping in.

You

At any rate, I get into the pool.

Now what?

Anchor

Splash each other with water.

You

Huh?

Anis

Awesome! I'm a professional at this kinda thing.

Hehe!

You

Anis traces an arc through the water, sending a mini-torrent of water my way.

I can't just sit and take this abuse.

*Splash* *Splash*

Anis

Eek! Have mercy, Commander! Haha!

You

You didn't go easy on me, so you're getting the full treatment!

*Splash* *Splash*

Anis

*Phew* This is a total blast, but I'm getting kinda tired...

You

Ready or not, here I come!

Anis

Agghh!

*Splash* *Splash*

Anis

*Pffff*

You

*Phew*

Anis

Anchor... how long do we have to keep this up?

I'm pooped.

Anchor

Ah?

Oh, I thought you two were having fun.

Anis

Huh?

You're the one who told us to do this.

Isn't this for some kind of test?

Anchor

The test ended the moment both of you got in the water.

Neither of you had any issues, the test went smoothly.

I knew you had wanted to hang out by the pool,

so I proposed that you two splash each other with water.

Anis

...

Anchor

I take it this means you're finished?

If so, could you both get out so I can fill up the pool all the way?

Anis

... I don't even have the strength to get into it with you right now.

Let's go, Commander.

You

Right...

Anis and I drag ourselves out of the pool, worn out to the point of exhaustion.

8. The Thing in the Water

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Helm

Whatever it was,

it was definitely squishy.

Just thinking back on it gives me the creeps.

Anchor

I hear what you're saying, but

I can't pick up anything on my radar.

Not a trace of anything in the pool, either.

We've been fishing for an hour and we haven't caught anything.

Are you sure you weren't just imagining things?

Helm

Impossible. It felt so real, and I heard it hit the water.

You

What are you two doing?

Helm

!!

Where did you come from,

Subordinate?

You

I was on patrol and heard some suspicious noises, so I came by.

Helm

I see. Well, Anchor and I are looking for sea creatures in the pool.

You

Come again?

Helm

When I was cleaning the pool, I ended up netting something that was squishy.

I was so startled that I threw it back into the pool...

You

You didn't see what it was?

Helm

No... I was so terrified that my eyes were glued shut the entire time.

But I definitely heard the water splash.

If I had to guess, I'd say it might have been a sea cucumber or an anemone.

Anchor

Hurling it into the water like that was uncalled for.

Your choice

Yeah, you didn't have to do that.

I feel bad for the sea creature.

Helm

It's not like I feel great about it.

It was a reflex...

You don't think I hurt it, do you?

Anchor

They live in the water anyway, so it should be okay.

You

...

Anchor

I'm telling you Helm,

there are absolutely, positively no sea creatures in here.

It wouldn't make any sense for them to be here in the first place.

I think we can continue with our cleaning.

Helm

But what if it shows up again?

Anchor

It'll be fine.

They're not like cockroaches that can scurry off at mach speed.

As long as you don't touch them, they won't even move.

If you do chance upon it again,

just let me know instead of throwing it.

I'll put it in a box with my other sea creatures.

Helm

... Okay.

Anchor

All right, I'll see you later.

You

Me too.

Helm

...

Anchor

Um...

You

...??

Helm leans against me and Anchor, tugging at our respective shirt sleeves.

Helm

... Um.

I don't have much cleaning left.

Is it okay if we all leave together in a bit?

It's just that it'd be boring to clean alone, that's all.

And also...

Anchor

Also...

You

Also what?

Helm

...

Fine, I'm no good at implication, so I'll just say it outright.

I have no idea when or if that sea creature will make another appearance.

If you can just stay with me in the meantime, I'd really appreciate it.

Anchor

... Captain, what should we do?

I've never seen Helm so beside herself.

She's really scared stiff.

Helm

I-I'm not scared, it's just...

I'd rather not have to look at it again.

Your choice

Sorry, but I'm busy.

I can stay. I don't mind.

Helm

I'll try to finish cleaning as soon as I can.

You

The desperation in Helm's eyes is palpable.

Got it.

Anchor

Okay, then the Captain and I...

*Splash*

You

??

Helm

Did you guys hear that too?

I don't see anything in the water though...

Am I the only one?

You

I heard it too.

Anchor

And I can't see anything either.

Helm

...

You

...

Anchor

Er...

Hold up.

Captain, Helm.

My radar's picking up something unusual.

1 o'clock, 100 meters out.

You

Helm and I turn to face towards 1 o'clock.

...

Helm

...

You

It's the same direction where we heard the sound.

Anchor

I'm not sure what it is,

but I don't think it's alive.

Helm

So that means... what I grabbed might not have been a sea creature?

*Splash*

Helm

...??

You

...

*Splash*

*Splash* *Splash* *Splash*

You

!!

Let's get out of here!

Helm

You don't have to tell me twice!

You

We decide not to enter the pool for a while.

9. The Dignified Inspection Unit's Secrets

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*Fsshhh*

*Splash! Splash!*

Mast

Haha! Knock it off, Captain!

I'm soaking wet!

*Fsshhh*

Anchor

Oh no... I'm completely soaked.

I won't forgive you for this, Captain.

*Splash! Splash!*

You

Avistar...?

While excitedly splashing water at Mast and Anchor,

I accidentally splash water on Avistar without even realizing she's there.

How long have you been standing there?

Avistar

I just got here.

My glasses are all wet.

You

Gah, sorry...

Avistar

It's okay. It happens.

Umm... would you mind turning around for a moment?

I need to wipe my glasses.

You

Huh? Then just wipe them.

Avistar

Well... Um...

...

It's okay. Never mind.

You

...?

There's still a lot of water on Avistar's glasses...

Mast

Hi there! I don't believe we've met before.

What brings you here?

Avistar

Hello, I'm Avistar from the Overseer inspection unit.

I received a report that water usage at the Outpost had suddenly spiked, and...

*Splash*

Anchor

Oops.

Sorry.

I was wringing the water out of my clothes since they were so heavy, and it kind of shot over there.

Avistar

That's okay.

At any rate, I came to investigate why the water usage has surgโ€”

*Splash*

Mast

Oh come on, Morgan!

You can't do that to someone you've just met!

Sorry about that...

Mast

Oh no! Your glasses are all wet!

I'll clean them for you!

Avistar

Oh, uh...!

...

You

Sorry, Avistar. Please continue.

Avistar

Well... Um...

Th-th-this building was recently recorded as not being in use, and yet!

Th-the Outpost's water usage has surged due to a large amount of water being drawn from this building!

W-were you all just playing in the water?

You

Avistar speaks rapidly and nervously.

Mast

I don't think you can really reduce it to something as simple as "playing."

We are Mast and Anchor of the Aegis Squad!

We have to be prepared at any moment for naval warfare.

Which is why we were testing the special suit we developed.

Avistar

Y-you developed a special suit?

Anchor

Yeah.

Have a look.

You

Anchor lightly sprinkles some water onto her clothes.

*Drip*

Anchor

See? I didn't get wet.

Avistar

Oh...

Anchor

Mast, your turn.

Mast

Hyaaah!

Super Pirate Splash!

*Splash!*

Anchor

Ta-da. Not all that wet.

Avistar

Wow...

Anchor

Captain, your turn.

Your choice

Hyyyaaahhhh!

Hyah! Hyah!

*Splash! Splash!*

Anchor

Hmm...

At this point, it gets wet.

Mast

You can adjust the level of waterproofing, though, as well as tweak it to dry quickly!

For those of us who fight in the water, this is a very important test!

Anchor

Pretty cool, right?

Mast

Hm?

Why aren't you saying anything, Avist...

Oh no!

Anchor

You're soaking wet.

You

... Oops.

Avistar was standing behind Anchor,

meaning she got hit by just about all the water Mast and I splashed in that direction.

Mast

Er... Avistar?

Avistar

Th-th-that's all fine and good, but...

m-m-my glasses...

Mast

Oh! Here you go.

You

Avistar snatches back her glasses, which Mast had wiped clean.

Avistar

Phewww...

Hmm.

I see what's been going on now.

To be honest, it wouldn't have mattered if all you were doing was playing in the water.

The sudden surge in water usage was the issue,

but now we know the reason behind it, so it's not a problem.

You

Is it okay that you, uh... got all soaked?

Avistar

Hm? Oh, yes.

It'll take more than that to ruin my equipment.

You

I wasn't talking about your equipment. Are you okay?

Avistar

Yes, of course.

I'm happy I've completed my assignment.

Mast

What a professional.

Anchor

No kidding.

Avistar

Thank you for your cooperation.

And for wiping off my glasses.

Anchor

Why do you wear glasses, anyway?

Avistar

It's simple.

As a member of an inspection unit, I need to look as dignified and uncompromising as possible.

*Glimmer*

You

Avistar's glasses, having been freshly cleaned, are more sparkly than ever.

Avistar

Well, good luck with the rest of your testing.

I must be going.

You

...

Mast

She has a point. Without her glasses on, she was just kinda...

... adorable.

Anchor

She was so bashful.

You

Yeah, she wasn't exactly giving off "inspection unit" vibes.

Mast

I'm happy I got to see that side of her, and during our first meeting, no less!

Anyway, the testing is done, so why don't we head back in?

You

Sounds good.

Anchor

Yay.

10. Anything But a Break

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Maxwell

Why'd you bring me to the pool all of a sudden, Cutey?

Weren't we supposed to be running experiments today?

You

You've been glued to your desk lately, so I brought you here to help you blow off some steam.

Maxwell

Hmm... So you really did all that for me?

It wasn't just an excuse to get out of my experiment?

You

Ahem...

Maxwell

Well, if you say so, Cutey. Guess I'll have to make a real effort to relax.

Rumani

Huh? Gym Rat?

Fancy meeting you here.

You

Rumani?

What brings you to the pool?

Rumani

Of course I'm here to relax too.

Is that... Maxwell from Matis?

I'm Rumani, a trainer at Body X Body.

Maxwell

Nice to meet you, Rumani.

I've heard you're an excellent trainer.

Rumani

Haha, really?

That reminds me. You haven't been by the gym lately, Gym Rat.

So this is where you've been spending your time.

You

I'll come by soon...

I didn't expect to see you at the pool, Rumani.

Rumani

I like getting a bit of a workout even while I'm relaxing.

You know kicking your legs in the water is actually a pretty good workout, right?

All you have to do is sit at the edge and kick your legs in the water.

Wanna give it a try?

Maxwell

Oh! I'm here to inspect the pool today, so I'll pass.

Just have Cutey do the workout.

You

Maxwell slips away without a care in the world, so I'm left with no choice but to copy Rumani.

*Splash, splash*

Ten minutes into kicking the water...

You

*Huff... huff...* I had no idea kicking in the water was so tiring...

Can we take a break, Rumani?

Rumani

Sure, let's do that.

Maxwell

Sheesh, there's so much to check here.

Hm?

Ooh, what's this button? Wonder what it does?

Maxwell presses the button.

The machine whirs to life.

You

Gah...!

All of a sudden, I'm swept away by the current, and I kick frantically to keep myself afloat.

Maxwell

Oh, so that's the button that drains the water.

*Beep*

Maxwell

Oh, so pressing it again closes the drain. That's a pretty convenient design.

Rumani

Wait! The water level's perfect!

Up you go, Gym Rat! This isn't the time to rest.

Now that the water's gone down a little, you'll have to raise your legs even higher. That'll give you an even better workout!

Maxwell, were you trying to help us get a better workout?

Maxwell

Huh...? Yeah, I guess.

Rumani

Great! Let's keep kicking for just ten more minutes, okay, Gym Rat?

You

...

I glare daggers at Maxwell, but nothing changes.

Maxwell

Haha... You got this, Cutey!

A little while later...

You

*Huff...* I can't do this anymore. My legs are killing me...

Maxwell

How about we take a quick break and then get back to it?

Rumani

Sure, we can take a short break.

Maxwell

Tired already?

Looks like you need to work out more, Cutey.

Rumani

Then let's work on your swimming.

You

Who? Me?

Rumani

Of course. Why don't you do three laps first? I want to see your form.

You

I thought you said I can rest for a bit...?

Maxwell

Since she offered, you might as well let her take a look.

Rumani

Let's check your form first, then you can take a break.

A short while later...

You

*Huff... huff...* How much longer, Rumani?

Rumani

Hmm, I think I've got a pretty good sense of your form and fitness level now.

Get some rest while I put together a training plan for you.

Maxwell

Rumani, I think you can be a little stricter with Cutey.

He hasn't really been showing up for his workouts lately.

Rumani

Oh, I'm planning to be strict.

You

I can hear you...

Maxwell

Oh? You heard that?

I just want your workouts to pay off, Cutey.

Rumani

Okay, so you've got the basics down,

but your form still isn't quite there yet.

You're relying too much on your legs too.

Maxwell

Looks like Rumani's gonna have to teach you the proper form.

Rumani

Come over here. I'll help you with your form.

A while later...

Rumani

Just as I thought, you're catching on fast.

Now that we've got the form down, let's swim a few laps.

Maxwell

How about ten laps?

Rumani

... Give me ten laps.

You

You two have met before, haven't you?

Maxwell

Nope. Well, I'd better go check on the equipment.

Rumani

In the meantime, why don't you keep swimming, Gym Rat?

*Splash*

You

Now that I've got the form down, let's try actually swimming...

The water suddenly surges.

You

A-a wave?

Maxwell

Whoa, I didn't know the pool could do that.

Rumani

Wait, there are waves?!

This is even better than a treadmill! You get strength training and cardio!

I love it! Let's keep swimming, Gym Rat!

You

Maxwell... You...

Maxwell

Haha, that button was just begging to be pressed. How was I supposed to resist?

Don't look at me like that, Cutey.

All right, all right, I'll turn it off.

*Beep, beep*

Maxwell

Huh? That's weird... Why won't it turn off?

Maybe it's set to shut off automatically after a while.

Haha... Look on the bright side, you're getting a good workout, aren't you, Cutey?

You

...

Maxwell

Well, I'm off to look at the other equipment.

A short while later...

You

*Huff... huff...* I think I'm done now.

Exhausted, I sprawl out on the poolside.

Rumani

You did great out there! I'm so proud of you!

Maxwell

Ahh... Thanks to you, Cutey, I feel so well-rested.

You

Thanks to Maxwell's pranks, I was sore for days.