GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story ยท Mini game stories

Hello, Barbecue Master!

9 scenes, 360 lines

1. Hello, Barbecue Master!

35 lines
Anis

Are you ready, Neon?

Neon

I was born ready.

How about you, Master?

You

All done with prep here.

Anis

Good.

Charcoal.

*Plunk* *Plunk*

You

Anis dumps the charcoal into the grill with a loud thud.

Anis

Grill.

*Tak*

Anis

I'll leave the rest to you, Neon.

Neon

With pleasure.

Foooocuuuus!!!

Fire!!!

*Whoosh*

Anis

Keep the flames going until the charcoal ignites.

Neon

Got it!

You

Beads of sweat trickle down Neon's forehead.

You don't have to do that... we've got a kitchen torch.

Anis

Be quiet, Commander!

Can't you see that Neon is concentrating?

You

...

Anis

Did you bring the skewers and the ingredients?

You

All of it.

Anis

Our customers are very particular,

so we've got to be sure to include the things they like.

Neon

It's ignited!

Anis

Good deal.

Commander, I'll put you on skewer duty.

Then Neon will do the cooking.

You

And what'll you be doing, Anis?

Anis

I'll receive our customers.

You

... It's not like we have throngs of customers on this island.

Anis

I hereby pronounce that our barbecue sale...

is underway!

2. Unappetizing Octopus

34 lines
Helm

Could I have a Splendamin skewer?

Anis

Sure thing.

One Splendamin skewer, Commander.

You

Coming right up.

Anis

I've gotta ask though, why would you eat Splendamin when we're all the way out here?

We've got fresh meat and vegetables available,

which you can only eat up here on the surface.

Helm

Oh, you do?

Hmm... then could I have another one that's a combo?

Anis

Commander, make that one Splendamin skewer, and another combo skewer.

You

You got it!

With a combo skewer, I have a bit more leeway to assemble it as I please.

First, some plump and juicy meat.

Then some chewy octopus...

Helm

Just a moment!

Could you hold the octopus?

Anis

Huh? I thought you only hated starfish.

Are you not a fan of octopus either?

Helm

Not necessarily.

It's just that the texture is a bit...

Anis

What?

I can't hear you too well.

Helm

It's a bit nasty...

Anis

Did you say ghastly?

Helm

It's the texture, I'm telling you!

It's just so... squishy.

Octopus, fish, starfish, I hate them all!

Anis

...

Neon

...

You

...

Helm

Sorry, I got a bit worked up.

Neon

Here you are, two skewers, barbecued to perfection.

Helm

Thanks.

You

Upon taking her Splendamin skewer and another skewer with a medley bereft of octopus and shrimp, Helm shuffles away awkwardly.

3. Do You Like Green Onions?

37 lines
Mary

Hello.

Pepper

Wow, smells delicious!

Anis

Welcome.

What flavor are you in the mood for?

Mary

Anything with green onion.

Anis

And would you like the same, Pepper?

Pepper

No!

Hold the green onions on mine, please.

Mary

Oh my!

Do you not like green onions?

I didn't know you were such a picky eater, hehe.

Pepper

I just don't like their smell.

Mary

You never know, green onions up on the surface might be different.

Pepper

You think so?

Mary

You can try a bite of mine.

Pepper

Er...

Mary

You don't have to if you don't want to.

Pepper

No, it's fine.

I'll give it a try.

But just a small bite.

Mary

That's the spirit.

Anis

Here you are, Mary.

Mary

Thank you.

And for you, Pepper.

Pepper

...

*Chew*

!!!

Mary

What do you think?

Pepper

...

Green onions really don't agree with me.

Mary

You don't say...

Very well, then no green onions for Pepper's skewer.

Anis

You got it.

Did you hear that, Commander?

You

Yeah. Coming right up.

Pepper

... Thank you.

4. Special Firepower

40 lines
Anis

Rapi!

Don't miss out on a skewer.

Rapi

I'm okay.

Anis

I won't accept no for an answer.

When's the next time you're gonna have a chance to enjoy food from up on the surface with the sea in front of you?

On top of that, we've got the Commander himself personally assembling the skewers.

Then you've got Neon grilling them to perfection.

You can't beat it.

Rapi

...

Anis

That's it.

Hit it, Neon.

Neon

All right!

Firepowerrr...

Explode!

You

Massive tendrils of flame rise from the grill.

Anis

Gaze upon this tremendous display of firepower!

Imagine how mouthwateringly delicious a skewer it will produ...

...

Neon

...

Anis

... You just turned it into a briquette. I'm almost impressed you were able to burn it that much.

Haha...

Rapi

*Sigh*

Fine, I'll take one.

Anis

As you wish!

We'll make it with extra love and TLC.

Is there anything in particular you'd like on it?

Likewise, you can tell me if there's anything you wouldn't like on it.

Rapi

I'm pretty much fine with anything.

Neon

Yeesh, that's a bit boring.

Being a bit finicky with what you eat can be charming, don't you know?

Rapi

I'm honestly fine with just about everything.

Anis

All right, then we'll make it however we want.

Rapi

Just be sure to include green onions.

Anis

Ha!

You're adorable, Rapi.

One skewer with green onions, Commander.

You

Coming right up.

Neon

I'll make this one especially delicious, just for you, Rapi.

Rapi

Just grill it like you do normally.

Neon

Fine...

5. R&R

29 lines
Anis

Dang.

This is harder than I thought.

Neon

You can say that again.

If the flame is too strong, the food gets incinerated.

If it's too weak, then it takes forever to cook.

It sure isn't easy.

Anis

Everyone has different tastes, so we can't just give them whatever we want.

I'm starting to understand why stores have set menus that they stick to.

Neon

Still, hasn't this been fun?

Anis

For sure! I feel like a business tycoon.

It's also interesting finding out what people do and don't like.

You

You've all been working hard, so I've got something for you.

A cold soda for Anis, and some ice water for Neon.

Anis

Wow! You're the best, Commander.

Neon

Thank you!

Anis

*Gulp gulp*

Ahhh, that really hits the spot.

Neon

Nothing beats a swig of ice-cold water after an honest day's work.

Anis

You make it sound like we're done.

We've still got several customers out there, waiting.

Neon

Oh, whoops!

Almost started slacking off for a second there.

Thanks for setting me straight.

You

Are you sure you don't need to rest?

Neon

Nah, we're good.

Anis

If you're good to go, we can get right back to it.

You

All right, let's hit it.

Anis

Sounds good.

Neon

Let's do it!

6. The Corn Master

57 lines
Frima

Smell. Amazing.

Yan

Hmm... what should I eat?

Anis

Welcome.

Here's our menu. Feel free to have a look.

Yan

It all looks so delicious...

Anis

You can always order several different flavors.

Yan

All right, I'll take one with plenty of shrimp.

Anis

Okay.

How about you, Frima?

Frima

...

Zzzzzz...

Anis

Hey!

Frima

Mmm.

Corn.

Anis

Okay.

Soon after.

Frima

*Nom nom*

Yan

This is out of this world.

I'm never gonna be able to get this out of my mind when we get back.

... Hmm?

What's all that corn doing in the corner?

Anis

Oh, these?

I accidently left them outside, and they dried up.

I tossed them there so I can throw them out later.

Yan

Yeah?

Hmm...

To show my appreciation for you making me this scrumptious skewer, I'll make something nice for you.

Can you prepare me a pot and some oil?

Neon

What are you doing?

Yan

Watch carefully.

You

Yan pours some oil into the pot, and puts some of the dried corn in it.

Are you going to make some pโ€”

Yan

Ssssh.

It's starting to pop.

Neon

Starting to what?

*Pop*

Anis

Whoa!

Neon

Yikes!

You

I knew you were going to make popcorn.

Anis

Popcorn?

Neon

Sure enough...

Anis

I didn't even know this was how you made popcorn.

Yan

It's really gonna start popping off in a second, so let's put the lid on.

You

As soon as Yan places a lid on top of the pot, the corn kernels start popping loudly.

*Pop* *Pop pop pop*

Neon

They look like little flowers blossoming!

Anis

So pretty...

You

How did you know how to make popcorn?

Yan

If you want to succeed in business,

you've got to know your products inside and out, down to the smallest detail.

Having said that, the food products up on the surface are a bit unique...

At any rate, I learned to make popcorn along the way.

Frima

Want some.

Yan

Now that the popping sounds have stopped, it should be all done.

Consider this a token of thanks for those killer skewers you all made. Try it out.

Anis

Yay! Thank you!

Neon

Thank you!

7. Dogs Have Preferences Too

41 lines
Liter

Hmm...

So many things to choose from.

But, if there's one thing I know for sure,

it's that you can't go wrong with what you know.

Two Splendamin skewers, please.

You

Are they both for you?

Liter

Of course not.

I'm going to give one to Volt.

Anis

Okay then, we'll have those ready for you in a minute.

Volt

*Whine*

Liter

Huh? What's wrong, Volt?

Perhaps, do you...

Not want a Splendamin skewer?

Volt

Woof!

Liter

Oh boy.

Well, since we came all this way, I don't wanna be ordering something that you don't want.

What are you in the mood for?

Octopus? Shrimp?

Volt

*Whine*

Liter

Corn? Green onion?

Volt

*Whine*

Liter

... Meat?

Volt

Woof!

Anis

Heh, you know what you want, that's for sure.

Is meat the only thing you're interested in? You don't want anything else?

Liter

Oh, for crying out loud!

I raised you better than this. Since when did you become such a picky eater?

Volt

*Whine*

Anis

It's not a problem.

You and Volt made a long journey here, so he deserves a little treat.

So, one Splendamin skewer and one meat skewer?

Liter

... Yeah, sure.

Volt

Woof! Woof woof!

You

Volt lets out an enthusiastic series of barks, clearly elated.

*Sssssss*

Anis

Here you are.

Liter

Thanks.

*Nom nom*

It's great!

Volt

Woof! Woof woof!

Anis

Always glad to see satisfied customers!

8. A Taste of the High Seas

36 lines
Mast

Hmm...

What are you going to go for, Anchor?

Anchor

Honestly, it all looks fantastic,

save for the octopus and shrimp.

Mast

I see.

Actually, I want to try the octopus.

Anchor

...!

But octopus and starfish are practically best friends...

Mast

I know how you feel, but octopuses are perfectly edible.

It's got a really unique taste to it, so I want to give it a try.

Anis

So that'll be one octopus skewer for Mast.

Then a chef's surprise skewer for Anchor, just hold the octopus and shrimp.

You

Coming right up.

*Sssssss*

Mast

It smells incredible!

Anchor

Looks delicious.

Mast

Thanks.

Yum!

Anchor

Lovely.

Mast

...!!

Oh my god...

I can't believe such a heavenly flavor exists in this world.

We should go on an adventure in search of other food items up on the surface.

What do you think, Anchor?

Anchor

It's scrumptious.

Out of this world.

I'm all for joining you on that adventure.

Mast

This octopus is divine.

Would you like a bite?

Anchor

Hmm...

I'm okay.

You go ahead and have it.

Mast

If you say so.

I won't force you.

Anis, can I get three more skewers?

Anchor

Same here.

9. Farewell, Barbecue Master

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Anis

Well, it finally happened.

We've officially sold out. No more of our stock left, so we gotta close.

Neon

We did it!

Anis

Well done, everyone.

You

Let's turn off the lights and clean up.

Anis

Just a second, Commander.

We've all been busting our butts lately.

Surely we all deserve one skewer each?

You

Anis holds up three fully-loaded skewers.

Didn't you just say we were sold out?

Anis

I knew this would happen, so I set a few of them aside.

Neon, can you grill these for us?

Neon

Of course!

I'll make them nice and tasty.

*Sssssss*

Anis

Looking good.

It was torture grilling this stuff day in and day out without being able to sample it ourselves.

Neon

I was so focused when we were grilling for everyone else,

that I never noticed how superb they smell.

Anis

Everyone, hold up your skewer.

Cheers!

Neon

Cheers!

You

Cheers!

*Nom nom*

Anis

!!!

Neon

!!!

Anis

You're telling me we were cooking something this outrageously delicious for everyone.

Neon

And they never let us have some for ourselves?

How cruel of them!

You

It's stupendous.

Anis

I feel like we missed out on so much wonderful barbecue...

You

We'll have to remedy that next time we set up shop.

Anis

I suppose so, but...

Neon

On the bright side, I'm pretty sure I've gained greater control of my firepower from this.

It wasn't easy learning to fine-tune my firepower in such close quarters.

Did you have fun during all this, Anis?

Anis

...

Yeah, I guess so. Working together with you all was a good time.

I think I've gained some business acumen as well.

Neon

Next time, let's skip the barbecue and whip up something even more impressive.

Anis

Sounds good to me.

Would you be willing to work with us again, Commander?

You

Of course.

Anis

Yay! It'll be fun.

Neon

I feel so tired all of sudden.

Anis

It's because you're not focusing on grilling anymore.

Let's head inside and rest.

Neon

Okay.

You

Our clothes reeking of barbecue, we head inside, filled with anticipation for our next culinary adventure together.

And with that, our first barbecue venture came to a successful close.

BBQ MASTER: END