
GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story · Event stories
CHOCOLATE, PLEASE
6 scenes, 958 lines
1. Chocolate Thief
152 linesToday is Valentine's Day.
A day to express a heart racing with love through chocolate.
Wow, not a single message from anyone.
That's kind of disappointing...
Please let the rest of today pass just like this.
No, wait. This means I actually get to rest for once.
My peaceful morning doesn't last, however.
*Whirr*
M-Mr. Gourmand! We've got a problem!
... I should have known.
Huh? What do you mean?
It's nothing.
So, what's the problem?
W-well...
I received a lot of chocolate ingredients as part of a sponsorship.
So, I handed some out to the Nikkes stationed at the Outpost for Valentine's Day.
The only thing is...
Yesterday, the sponsors suddenly called...
Apparently... expired Splendamin was used in those ingredients!
What?! That's not good at all!
That's what I'm saying!
They assured me that eating it wouldn't cause any problems...
But still, it wouldn't be right to let people cook with expired ingredients!
I tried to contact everyone yesterday and tell them not to use those ingredients, but...
But what?
No one believed me.
On top of that, they even told me someone was impersonating me, messaging them about expired ingredients.
So now all my messages are being treated as spam.
Why wouldn't they believe you?
I don't know!
They even asked how I could deceive them like that, just because we're competitors...
I've heard that some of them have already made plans to get together and make homemade chocolates.
How about going there and explaining everything in person?
Before coming here, I actually went to where they were making chocolates and tried talking to them...
But they said they weren't falling for it and kept pressing me, asking who put me up to it...
Why are they so dead set on not believing you?
That's definitely not it.
Well, that's a relief.
But everyone keeps talking about it like it's some kind of competition...
It feels like there's something going on that I don't know about.
Is there some chocolate-making contest I'm not aware of?
... Who knows.
Since today's Valentine's Day,
they all started making chocolates early this morning, so there's not much time left...
Is there really no good way to get the ingredients back?
Honestly... it's going to be tough if they don't trust you.
Well, the sponsor did say eating it wouldn't cause any problems, so it should be fine.
And even if it does, it's on them for not believing you.
Still...
If only I hadn't handed out those ingredients, none of this would've happened.
I stuck my nose in where I shouldn't have...
You had good intentions, Crust.
Still... it didn't turn out well in the end.
Crust...
Asking for help isn't whining.
You can come talk to me about things like this anytime.
Hehe... thank you for saying that.
Just a moment, please.
That voice...
*Crash*
*Thud*
Someone suddenly drops from the ceiling and lands in front of us.
Nin-nin!
Gaaah! There's someone in the ceiling?!
... I figured it was you, Delta.
This sounds like a job for the Thieves of Justice, so I've decided to step in.
The Thieves... of Justice...?
I heard everything about your situation from up there, Crust.
A trap hidden inside a gift sent with good intentions.
Victims who were told the truth, yet refuse to believe it.
Er... that sounds a bit dramatic.
When a problem can't be resolved through ordinary means,
that's when the Thieves of Justice must step in.
Wow, really? Your job is really impressive!
Um... that's quite an exaggeration...
You've assessed the situation correctly, Crust.
Then, how should we proceed?
We must secretly retrieve all the chocolates made from those ingredients, the Thieves of Justice way.
Huh...?
Oh, right. Stealing them is also an option.
But there's no other way.
The Nikkes may be fine,
but if a human eats chocolates made from those ingredients, there's no telling what might happen.
If that happens, things could escalate quickly.
That's true...
How many people did you hand out those ingredients to?
About... thirteen.
... That's more than I expected.
With that many people involved, all sorts of things could happen.
Y-yeah...
...
All right! Since it's come to this, I guess I'll have to brace myself.
But still, it wouldn't be right to just steal something they put so much care into...
How about we give them these chocolates instead as an apology?
Crust holds out a bag filled with chocolates.
You made these yourself?
You don't have to ask me twice.
Crust hands Delta and me a chocolate each.
Thanks.
Thank you.
I put the chocolate in my mouth.
!!!
!!
This is really good!
Hehehe, thank you so much for saying that.
All right then. Shall we assemble the Thieves of Justice?
Unfortunately, Phantom...
And even Quency...
Neither of them are able to join us.
Hmm... looks like they're both busy.
Is Miranda unavailable too?
Miranda...
She's been busy with her police work.
To be honest, I didn't actually ask her.
... I see.
Oh. I-I guess everyone is tied up...
No choice, then. Looks like it'll just be us.
... Okay!
If we're gonna do this, let's do it right and be prepared.
*Flutter*
I pull out a cloak and mask I'd hidden inside my wardrobe.
Wow, those are so cool!
Oh... thanks.
I-I don't have a cloak or a mask. Are you sure it's okay for me to join?
Of course you can!
Allow me to introduce myself properly.
I am Delta. I currently serve as a trainee with the Thieves of Justice.
Though I'm still in training, I will do my utmost not to tarnish my superiors' reputation.
Uh... I can provide the base of operations.
Then... I-I can be in charge of meals!
Unbelievable! That's the most useful role we have within our ranks!
I'm honored to be a part of this!
All right then, Thieves of Chocolate, shall we proceed?
You got it!
Yes!
2. The Mighty Chocolate
149 linesAaahhhh... I can't see anything.
Uhh... Maybe wearing a mask was a mistake...
Stop worrying about that and keep crawling.
Was it really necessary to enter through the vents?
Yes. Since Quency isn't here to carve a new route for us,
the ventilation duct is the best option for infiltrating the residence.
... That makes sense.
Hehe, doing this makes me feel like a secret agent on a mission.
You're not wrong, you are one.
We're already here?
Crust lifts her head and peers down through the opening in the ventilation duct.
You're right. Rapi and... Neon are down there.
I don't know where Anis is though.
Hmm? Hang on... What in the world is that?
What in the world is what?
I peer down to where Crust is pointing.
...
...
Rapi and Neon stare at the magnificent thing before them.
Hmm. It looks good.
Mmm. It looks great.
You think so too?
Of course! I still can't believe we made this with our own hands!
I knew we were right.
Yeah... What's taking Anis so long?
I should try calling her...
*Whirr*
Ugh, I'm exhausted!
What do you think? I was buying boxes and decorations, duh. You told me to grab whatever I could!
And I asked someone to come down to help me carry some stuff, but no one came? What gives?
What...? What great...
Neon points to the "great work" behind her.
Wha... what's that?
Before her stands a massive, towering crimson bullet.
What else? That's the chocolate we made.
That's chocolate?
This great big bullet is made out of chocolate?
Yes. Impressive, isn't it?
Super duper impressive!
Did you both forget what day it is today?
Of course I didn't! It's Valentine's Day!
Then why did you make something that looks like it should be launched onto the surface?!
We said we'd make something filled with love!
What's a more loving gesture than overwhelming firepower?
...
I think the color red conveys plenty of love on its own.
Ahh... Right. I see...
I should've known better than to leave you two alone...
But why is it "Mark III?"
Because the three of us made it?
... Let's just drop it.
Since when did Valentine's Day become a chocolate competition?!
??
Everyone at the Outpost is making chocolates.
Didn't we say we couldn't lose and that we'd make something super incredible?
Master's gonna be our judge.
Exactly.
What do you mean "exactly?" I didn't mean that literally!
??
Huh? What ingredients?
The leftover chocolate ingredients. Shouldn't we at least make some heart shapes and put them on top?
There isn't any left.
None?! But we made so much!
You can only call it true love if you pour everything into it in one go.
Well said.
Yep!
Anis slumps to the floor.
Anis? Are you all right?
Are you okay?
Right?
Okay then... how are we supposed to deliver this to the Commander?
!!
What if it tips over?
Oh... I didn't think of that.
Neither did I.
Hmph, of course you didn't!
Um... wasn't it your job to take care of that?
Yes. You said you would handle the logistics while we worked on the shape.
How was I supposed to know you'd create this monstrosity?!
Ugh, let's go.
We should head to Mighty Tools and ask them to make us a custom box or something.
Can't you do that on your own?
...
Let's hurry there.
Okay!
*Whirr*
Rapi, Neon, and Anis head outside.
The coast is clear, Commander.
Umm... seems like it.
It's now or never if we want to retrieve something that large.
Are we really doing the right thing...?
Yeah... they really poured their hearts into making it...
Imagine people eating that massive thing and ending up with upset stomachs.
!!
!!
We're doing the right thing.
You're right. If it's to keep people from getting sick, we have to do whatever it takes.
All right... Let's go.
Okay!
We drop from the ventilation duct to the floor,
*Thud*
and stare at the enormous red bullet on the table.
Wow... seeing it up close, it's even bigger than I imagined.
... It really is.
But how are we supposed to carry something this big?
Where there's a will, there's a way.
So we're just carrying it?
Correct.
... All right. We'll make it work somehow.
Delta and I will lift this. Crust, you place the chocolates you prepared on the empty table.
Got it!
Hngh!
I lift the chocolate together with Delta.
This is much heavier that I thought...!
It's just as they said, that's a seriously heavy dose of love.
There!
Crust places three pieces of handmade chocolates onto the now-empty table.
I've placed the chocolate, Mr. Gourmand!
Good work. Now let's get out of here before they come back.
Affirmative!
Roger that!
3. Dangerous Chocolate
124 linesAfter escaping the Nikke dorms, we head toward the courthouse.
I guess we're going through the vents again...
Quency's unavailable, remember?
... Right.
Hehe, I'm starting to get used to this though.
That's good.
Privaty, Eunhwa, and Emma are here, right?
I carefully peek inside.
*Bubble, bubble, bubble*
What in the... Just what do you think you're doing?
Oh, Yulha! You're here!
Are you making chocolate in someone else's sacred workplace...?!
I-I invited them! It's not their fault!
What?
B-but...
Look, I understand why you're upset.
But what's done can't be undone, right?
And besides, that's not what's important right now.
... We have a bigger problem at hand.
*Bubble, bubble, bubble*
A bigger problem?
Then what is?
Haven't you heard the rumors?
Ever since Crust handed out these ingredients,
everyone's going crazy making handmade chocolates for the Commander.
... That's the major crisis?
That's not the issue. The problem is this whole chocolate-making frenzy itself! *Sigh* Forget it.
I'm telling you, it's serious!
Things are getting so out of hand, someone's even impersonating Crust and claiming that there are strange substances mixed into the ingredients.
They're even sending spam messages telling us not to use these ingredients.
If we just sit around, we won't be able to leave a good impression on the Commander,
and Valentine's Day could slip right by us! It's a major crisis!
Hehe, it is true. Everyone's really fired up!
That's why I refuse lose either.
I asked Privaty and Eunhwa if they wanted to join in the preparations, and they said yes!
You bet we did! We have to make it memorable, no matter what!
Of course we have to do it together. If I leave them to do it alone, Junior Blockhead might drop dead from eating what they make.
... Huh? What was that last part, Eunhwa?
Nothing... Never mind.
All right. I get the picture.
Telling you to stop now would only cause more chaos, so I won't get in your way.
So, are things going well?
*Bubble, bubble, bubble*
Well...
Of course! We've already shaped them, and now we're just letting them set.
Privaty holds up a tray stacked high with heart-shaped chocolates.
Who knew Emma was such a whiz at cooking!
...
You said who is such a what now?
Emma kept suggesting all these unfamiliar ingredients, and it turned into a super unique recipe.
Oh, well, none of this would've worked if you and Eunhwa hadn't gotten me the ingredients so quickly.
Hehe. Thanks to you both, I think we can give the Commander chocolates with a truly special flavor.
...
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Don't worry. I made sure it's at least... edible.
... I don't envy you.
*Bubble, bubble, bubble*
Privaty looks to where Yulha is pointing.
Huh? What's boil... Gaaah!
Inside a massive pot, an unknown liquid is bubbling violently.
Oh dear. Maybe the heat was a little too high.
Hehe, while you were shaping the chocolates just now,
I thought they might lack a certain oomph,
so Privaty and I made a special sauce.
We even made it pink. isn't it pretty?
You're going to make it even more impactful...?
I don't like the sound of that...!
Watch closely. Just do this, and...
Emma scoops up a ladleful of the special sauce and lifts it over the chocolates...
Wait, Emma!
Hmm?
Emma freezes.
Hold on. Let's take one out first and make a sample!
Privaty scoops up a spoonful of the sauce and pours it over the chocolate.
Wait, Priv—
*Splash*
The sauce splatters.
!!
!!
*Hisssss*
Purple smoke begins pouring out of the chocolate.
Oh my...
*Cough* Wh-what happened...?!
*Cough, cough*
*Cough* G-get to a window, quick!
*Cough* I'll take the right! You take the left! *Cough, cough*
*Cough* Got it!
Yulha drags Privaty and sprints toward the right window.
Eunhwa pulls Emma along and runs to the left.
*Cough* Commander, now's our chance!
*Cough* You want us to jump into that toxic gas?!
*Cough, cough* I don't think that's possible...
A-alone?! *Cough!* No! It's too dangerous!
I'll be fine... *Cough!* I know wind-style... *Cough* ninjutsu.
... What? *Cough* N-ninjutsu?
*Cough* Hand me the items that we need to deliver... *Cough, cough*
Come on... *Cough* Let's have faith in Delta! *Cough*
Okay... *Cough* All right...!
Crust hands four pieces of chocolate to Delta.
*Cough* Please be careful...!
Don't worry... *Cough* Nin-nin! Wind Ninjitsu!
Delta leaps into the violet haze.
Moments later...
Delta climbs back up into the ventilation duct, carrying the chocolates made by Yulha, Emma, Eunhwa, and Privaty.
*Cough* You actually did it! Amazing... *Cough, cough*
Mission complete... *Cough*
Let's make a swift retreat... *Cough* Before the gas fills the vents.
Right. Let's move.
4. Deadly Chocolate
209 linesWow, everyone has such distinct personalities!
The Counters' chocolate,
and the ones made by the group at the courthouse, are so out of this world.
Things I'd rather not dwell on, for more reasons than one.
Hehe, is that so? I just find them fascinating since they're so out of the ordinary.
I almost felt bad stealing them...
Don't. If we hadn't stolen them,
I would've died, not from spoiled ingredients, but for entirely different reasons.
Huh?
Anyway, who's next?
Hmm... this isn't going to be easy.
Yeah. Yet another way we could die...
If we get caught, they'll probably riddle us with bullets.
Even so, we must go.
To uphold justice, no matter the danger or hardship.
That is the spirit of the Thieves of Justice.
Yeah, but we're the Thieves of Chocolate, so maybe we don't—
You're right! We're the Thieves of Chocolate, carrying on the legacy of the Thieves of Justice!
We have to make sure innocent people don't get sick!
... All right. Let's go.
Hey. Snake.
There are plenty of seats over there. Can you move away from me?
Didn't we agree not to cross each other's lines barely ten minutes ago?
Aaahhh...!
It looks like it's taking shape... b-but are you sure this is how you're supposed to make it?
You're all being too noisy.
Is it truly impossible for you people to do this with a little civility?
Viper's here too... Umm, do you think it's possible?
Y-yeah... they look pretty intimidating. Do you think we can actually succeed?
Well, no one's perfect at every second.
An opening will surely present itself.
And that's when we strike.
... Fine. Let's just wait and see.
And come on, "Snake?"
You're the ones who specially invited me to help you make chocolates as a teacher.
Speak with some respect, will you?
You make it sound like you're volunteering your services.
Let's be honest. You're here because you want to give Mister chocolates, not to help us.
We had to beg Enikk to grant us special permission to come to the Outpost for just one day—on February 14, Valentine's Day.
on the condition that we, the three Underworld Queens, would be under supervision at all times,
and that the moment we touched a gun, we'd be executed on the spot.
I know. That's why I'm thankful.
... But did you really get Enikk's permission?
I never thought I would ever be allowed to leave the Outer Rim...
Who knows? Maybe Enikk's starting to develop some human emotions, too.
I just promised to help Enikk out with a few things when needed.
I won't claim it'll be easy, but I don't think it's unreasonable either.
Maybe it's because Cadet's at the Outpost, and Enikk trusts him and us enough to allow it?
Like Rosanna said, maybe Enikk's developed some feelings for us too.
Feelings? Pfft.
In the grand scheme of things, she probably doesn't think the Outpost is a part of the Ark.
... I see.
Let's not get too excited. We can only stay here until 23:59:59 today.
Let's not be late heading back.
Of course. I don't want to miscalculate the timing and get myself killed.
I'll play my role as a teacher well, then go back down.
Well, judging by all this chit-chat, looks like everyone's doing a decent job of making this thing.
Is it finished?
Of course.
Already?
But of course.
Wait, but I'm not done yet!
Why don't we do a little progress check, then? Let's see who's faring the best.
I'm fine with that.
Yes. knocking your opponent's confidence down a peg sounds like a good idea.
I'll go first.
Sakura places a cherry-blossom-shaped chocolate on the table.
Oooh, cherry blossoms! Great job!
Thank you.
Hmph, you used a store-bought cherry-blossom mold, didn't you?
I knew it. That shape looked familiar.
If you're going with a flower, you could've at least decorated it a bit better, add some petal details or something.
Looks like you just poured melted chocolate into the mold and let it set.
Can you even consider that handmade?
True. At this point, it's not all that different from factory-made chocolate, is it?
Hey, you guys don't have to be that harsh...
Fine. As the teacher, I'll show mine.
Viper places a sleek chocolate shaped like a coiled serpent.
This much effort is the bare minimum when it comes to making handmade chocolates ♡
That way, Honey's bound to like it, right?
...
You're so full of yourself. You just had to make something that's about you.
What?
Haha, if you stack two of them on top of each other, it looks like a pile of poop.
Indeed it does.
Incorporating multiple layers, would've left an even stronger impression. What a shame.
Hey!
Rosanna places a square slab of chocolate engraved with an ornate rose.
What, seriously?! Why is everyone this good?!
Moran glances discreetly at her own square chocolate sitting at the corner of the table.
Wh-what's wrong with making it a plain old square?
Didn't you hear Viper what said?
If you want to catch Mister's eye, you'll need something flashy, like a rose.
What?
Pfft, pardon me.
Pfft... oops, sorry! Sorry!
...
Haha! Is that so? That's what you all think?
Fine. Making chocolate isn't my thing anyway.
This works out nicely.
Rosanna...?
Rosanna pulls out her gun.
I think it's time to thin out the competition.
Hey! It was just a joke. No need to take it this far!
*Click*
Sakura, not you too?!
Haha! Called it. You guys held back longer that I expected.
I knew this would happen the moment the three of you said you were gonna be working together.
I don't even carry a gun... Looks like I'm about to get shot for nothing.
*Bang*
Rosanna fires a shot into the ceiling beside the vent.
*Gasp*
Eep!
!!!
A-are you insane?! Wh-what if that actually hit someone?!
I've never gotten along well with rats.
Funny thing is... I heard a rat's been running around the Outpost for the past few hours.
Huh? Th-there's a rat in the Outpost?
!!
!!
!!
What? Over our heads? Wh-where?!
W-wait... you all knew?
Eeeek! Wh-what do we do?! Do we tell them the truth...?
Yeah. If we say it's us, they might not shoot...
Don't worry.
Delta pulls out shurikens fitted with grenades.
A Ninja Thief knows no surrender.
Wh-what are you planning to do...?
Just trust me again this time.
Okay, I'll believe in you...
W-we're counting on you...
Crust, hand me the chocolates you want to deliver.
O-okay, here!
Crust hands four chocolates to Delta.
Okay... I'm going in!
So I'm the only one who didn't know?
Didn't you get a message from Anis and Privaty saying their chocolates were stolen?
Oh, I think I did see something like that...
It's pretty obvious someone's making hits on the groups that are making chocolates together.
Didn't it cross your mind they'd come for us next?
Moreover, how could you miss all that audible breathing?
E-even so...!
Shut it. Quit whining and get ready to catch that scum.
Whining?! Hey!!
*Whoosh*
The grenade-fitted shuriken flies from the ceiling and lands on the table.
What the... Is that a shuriken?!
It's a grenade! Take cover!
*Hisssss*
The grenade split open, releasing a cloud of pale powder.
Aaagh! My eyes!
Ugh! What is this?!
*Huff* Everyone, stay alert and watch your surroundings!
When did they...?!
Tch... if it comes to this...!
Rosanna aims her gun at the ceiling.
*Whoosh* *Thud*
Argh!
Ah!
Ow!
Ugh!
Sakura picks up something that hit her on the head.
What the hell is this...?
It looks like... chocolate?
So they steal chocolate, then leave chocolate behind? Why...?
Haha... This is getting more entertaining by the second.
*Bang*
Rosanna fires another shot toward the ceiling.
... Bah. Missed.
I don't sense any presence. It appears they've already escaped.
Tch...
S-so what do we do? Where are our chocolates...?
Who knows...
Viper carefully examines the wrapper that fell onto her head.
We'll just have to track them down one way or another.
5. Golden Bunny Chocolate
160 linesI really thought we were done for.
Thanks, Delta.
Don't mention it. Compared to my superiors, I still have a long way to go.
Yeah... I guess so.
Looks like word's gotten out that chocolates are being stolen.
It's only going to get harder to steal them from here on out.
No matter. We just need to be more cautious.
I feel the same.
Anyway, this is our the last stop!
This time, it's Blanc, Noir, Rupee, and Mary, right?
Right.
All right. This one shouldn't be too scary...
What?
Th-then how do we get in?
Is there another route?
None. They must have heard we were coming.
The windows have been sealed as well.
Which means, there's only one way to enter the theater.
The main entrance.
So there's no option but a frontal assault.
... A frontal assault, huh.
Not a bad approach.
We go in head-on and confront them, Commander.
I call this the Dashing Offensive.
Th-the Dashing...
... Offensive?
Hmm...
Hmmm...
Hmmmm...
Hmmmmm...
No one's coming...
A-are you sure the thief is going to show up?
Yeah. What if they don't even realize we're here?
When we heard from Sakura, I thought for sure they'd come for us next.
Honestly, them not showing up is a bit of a letdown.
Yeah! I wanted to show those thieves the Golden Bunny Chocolate we made.
Rupee looks up at the golden rabbit-shaped chocolate placed at the center of the platform.
Wow, no matter how many times I look at it, I'm amazed at how pretty our chocolate is!
It really is. The way the gold sparkles is simply sublime.
Rupee, I think your idea was really great.
Oh, but it wasn't just my idea, though!
Blanc and Noir were the ones who suggested making it bunny-shaped to bring good luck.
And mixing in stamina-boosting ingredients
so that the chocolate is good for the body was Mary's suggestion..
So it was really a team effort!
Yeah, it turned out so beautifully. It makes me happy.
D-do you think Pit Boss will like it?
Of course! Sweetie's gonna love it ☆
All we have to do now is watch out for the thief and deliver this safely to Pit Boss...
But no one's coming.
*Knock, knock, knock*
Th-they're here?!
Th-they're here!
Ahem! Who is it?
It's me.
Huh?! Pit Boss...?
S-Sweetie?
What's the Commander doing here?
Can you open the door for a second?
The door...?
Wh-what do we do? W-we have to hide the chocolate!
Should we cover it with this?
Blanc pulls out a large pot.
Good idea!
Don't worry, Noir. If that's the case...
Blanc brandishes a ladle like a baseball bat.
I'll take them down with this!
Good! Then I'll...
Rupee grabs a pot lid.
I'll bonk them with this!
Y-you guys make me feel so r-reassured.
Hehe, sounds good. Then, shall I open the door?
Mary opens the door.
H-hey... everyone.
Phew... thank goodness. It really is you, Sweetie.
Blanc and Rupee lower their weapons.
Huh? D-did I do something wrong...?
Well... we heard there's a thief stealing precious things around the Outpost.
We thought they might be coming for us next.
When you suddenly knocked, we wondered if it might be a thief disguised as you.
Blanc lifts the ladle again.
Hehe. I was ready to take them down with this.
I-I see...
The Dashing Offensive...?
Yes. Since no one knows you're the thief, Commander,
you can knock on the door under some pretense or another.
Once they open the door,
give me the signal, then I'll throw in a smoke bomb and quickly retrieve the chocolate.
Pit Boss? Are you okay?
H-huh?
You weren't responding when we called you...
Sorry. Wh-what were you saying again?
O-oh... I was just passing by and saw that the theater lights were on.
So I thought I'd check if anyone was here.
Aha, I see!
Hehe, you miss us, don't you, Sweetie?
Th-that's right...
Hehe, that's really sweet of you if you came by just to see us.
... My conscience is killing me.
W-well... now that I've got to see you all, "I should get going"!
Huh? So soon? That's kind of...
*Whoosh*
Huh? Something just flew in...
What?
*Boom*
White smoke pours out of the shuriken with a loud noise.
I spread my arms and throw myself toward Rupee, Mary, Blanc, and Noir.
Whoa, watch out!
Goodness, it's gonna explode!
Aaahh, it's dangerous!
Agh, Pit Boss...?
Ooof... P-Pit Boss?
Oh my, Commander!
Oh my gosh! S-Sweetie!
After a moment, the smoke clears.
Is everyone okay? Is anyone hurt?
Yeah, we're fine!
A-are you okay, Pit Boss?
Y-yeah, I'm fine.
Wow, did you just jumped in front of us to protect us, Sweetie!
O-of course I did...
You're so chivalrous, Sweetie!
Uh... I-it's nothing...
I feel so guilty...!
!!
So... the thief...!
Sorry, Sweetie! We've got an emergency to deal with!
O-oh, sure. I'll get going then.
Okay! See you next time!
Sorry about this, Pit Boss. See you later.
S-see you next time, Pit Boss!
I'll see you soon, Commander.
... Yeah.
I hurriedly leave before my guilt gets any worse.
...
Mary quietly observes his retreating back.
Mary!
6. Everyone's Chocolate
164 linesYou're here, Mr. Gourmand.
Excellent work, Commander.
You're both here already?
Hehe, yeah. Delta told me to wait here, so I came first.
What about the last chocolate?
It's all thanks to your superb performance, Commander.
Delta points toward the desk.
All the chocolates we'd stolen are lined up neatly,
with the golden bunny chocolate placed at the very end.
Mission accomplished.
Wow, and in such a short time too... very impressive.
It's all thanks to you throwing yourself at them to draw their attention.
Great work, everyone!
I really don't think I was of any help...
H-honestly, it might've been better if the two of you had gone alone...
That's not true at all.
We were only able to push through because all of us were together.
I've learned that this is the true strength of the Thieves of Justice.
Precisely.
S–so that's how it is!
The Thieves of Justice are really amazing!
Hehe, it was an honor teaming up as the Thieves of Chocolate with such wonderful people!
Once again, thank you so much for your help.
Crust bows her head toward Delta and me.
Thanks to you, no one got sick, and we can all enjoy Valentine's Day.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Honestly... if I'd eaten all of those chocolates, I'd have suffered a fate worse than an upset stomach.
Thanks for the help. Both of you.
I should be the grateful one, I'm glad I got to be part of the Thieves of Chocolate with such exemplary people.
Well then, since everything's wrapped up so nicely, let's disband for...
Good question...
I look at the beautifully-shaped chocolates piled on the desk.
So much care was put into them,
but I can neither eat them or throw them away.
Yeah.
There's nothing else we can do. I'll find a safe place to stash them.
I think it'd be best if you kept them, Mr. Gourmand.
After all, they were all made for you, right?
Correct. All of them expressed the intention to gift these to you, Commander.
Right. I guess they were all meant for me...
...!!
D-does that mean...
If I was going to end up receiving them anyway...
We didn't have to steal any of this at all...?
... I suppose?
...
...
...
I-I guess you're right, and that's what matters.
Correct! Justice has been upheld, and that's all that matters!
Oh, that reminds me! There's something I want to give you both.
Crust holds out two beautifully wrapped boxes.
Hehe. I prepared these while you were retrieving the last chocolate.
Thanks, Crust.
Thank you very much.
They're nothing compared to what Crust made, but I picked these up along the way.
Delta hands some chocolates to Crust and me.
Thanks, Delta.
Wow! Thanks so much, Delta!
Sorry, I wasn't able to prepare anything...
It's okay. Today is Valentine's Day, after all.
That's right. Today is a day when you're allowed to receive gifts only.
Hehe. Well, the gifts are delivered and the job is done!
I'll be heading out now.
See you two next time!
Crust heads outside.
Delta vanishes up into the ceiling.
...
Finally... freedom.
Maybe it's because I spent all day crouched and crawling through vents,
but my whole body aches.
Ugh... I need to lie down.
*Thud*
Lying on the bed, I stare at the chocolates piled high on the desk.
Never mind, I should put those away before they melt.
*Step, step, step, step*
I hear someone's footsteps.
??
*Thud, thud, thud, thud, thud*
No, it sounds like more than one person.
... This can't be good.
I jump up and rush toward the desk...
*Whirr*
Stop right there, Commander.
!!!
Ha! Everything really is here.
Unbelievable... So the Commander really was the thief.
You even managed to steal chocolates from this many people?
Very impressive, Commander.
The Great Red Bullet Mark III was here all along!
Honestly, pulling off stealing all those chocolates is incredible, Master!
How did you even get in here?
The chocolates we made had my special sauce on them. I can track them by scent.
You can track them down that way?
Don't think that kind of cheap disguise would fool us, Junior Blockhead.
Do you have any idea how hard I worked to make sure this stuff wasn't lethal when ingested?
I get wanting to receive chocolate, but to steal it before it's even finished?
I was going to bring it to you once it was done...
Stealing it without saying anything is so cruel, Commander.
Exactly. That was awful of you, Commander!
Do you have any idea how hard we worked on those?
You just left the chocolate and disappeared without a word!
And that "compensation chocolate" of yours was the same for everyone.
There was no thought behind it at all.
You jerk...!
That was wrong of you, Pit Boss.
If you'd just asked for chocolate when you came looking, we would've given it to you.
You didn't have to throw a smoke bomb to deceive us!
Lying is really bad, Commander!
No matter how much you wanted chocolate, how could you trick that many people like that...?
That's truly mean of you.
It's not that I wanted chocolate...
Uh... am I the only one who can't understand what's going on right now?
So... the thief earlier was you, Cadet? You were the one who threw that shuriken and made off with the chocolates?
How is that even possible? Aren't you human?
Listen, Mister. I know you wanted chocolate really badly.
And I honestly don't mind that you stole the chocolate I made.
But you left the exact same apology chocolate for everyone?
Not to mention how you threw it at our heads. I have to give you props, it was a pretty creative way to give a gift.
No matter how fond I am of you, Commander-kun,
and even if I overlook how chummy you are with the girls at this Outpost,
I never imagined you'd be so bold
as to practically announce it to the entire base.
Besides, isn't this chocolate made by Crust?
!!!
Aha! ♡ That look on your face says it all.
Giving a chocolate made by one girl as a gift to another girl.
That's very naughty of you, Honey.
I swear, there's a perfectly good explanation for all of this!
I'm sure there is. There always is one.
If you'd explained everything to us beforehand, we wouldn't have been any problems.
But you chose not to be open with us.
And now, the price you have to pay is to eat the chocolates we made for you.
You'll eat them, won't you?
Yeah, you've gotta eat them!
Eat up, Junior Blockhead.
You're gonna eat them all, right, Commander?
I have full faith that you'll give them a taste.
Consider this your karma, Newbie.
I'm looking forward to your chocolate eating show, Sweetie.
I'm sure you'll enjoy them, Pit Boss.
Y-yeah, you'll take a bite, right, Pit Boss?
Enjoy your chocolates, Commander. I'll have digestive medicine ready to go.
Eat up and enjoy, Mister.
Enjoy, Commander-kun.
If you're gonna go all in, might as well enjoy it, Cadet!
Come on, Sweetie, take a bite! ♡
... Okay.
That day... I end up eating every last piece chocolate, and my stomach pays a terrible price for it.
For a long while afterward, I can't so much as look at chocolate.
I swear that I'll never again do something as stupid as stealing someone else's chocolate.
CHOCOLATE PLEASE: END



