GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story · Event stories

CHOCOLATE, PLEASE

6 scenes, 958 lines

1. Chocolate Thief

152 lines
You

Today is Valentine's Day.

A day to express a heart racing with love through chocolate.

Wow, not a single message from anyone.

Your choice

That's kind of disappointing...

Please let the rest of today pass just like this.

You

No, wait. This means I actually get to rest for once.

My peaceful morning doesn't last, however.

*Whirr*

Crust

M-Mr. Gourmand! We've got a problem!

You

... I should have known.

Crust

Huh? What do you mean?

You

It's nothing.

So, what's the problem?

Crust

W-well...

I received a lot of chocolate ingredients as part of a sponsorship.

So, I handed some out to the Nikkes stationed at the Outpost for Valentine's Day.

The only thing is...

Yesterday, the sponsors suddenly called...

Apparently... expired Splendamin was used in those ingredients!

You

What?! That's not good at all!

Crust

That's what I'm saying!

They assured me that eating it wouldn't cause any problems...

But still, it wouldn't be right to let people cook with expired ingredients!

I tried to contact everyone yesterday and tell them not to use those ingredients, but...

You

But what?

Crust

No one believed me.

On top of that, they even told me someone was impersonating me, messaging them about expired ingredients.

So now all my messages are being treated as spam.

You

Why wouldn't they believe you?

Crust

I don't know!

They even asked how I could deceive them like that, just because we're competitors...

I've heard that some of them have already made plans to get together and make homemade chocolates.

You

How about going there and explaining everything in person?

Crust

Before coming here, I actually went to where they were making chocolates and tried talking to them...

But they said they weren't falling for it and kept pressing me, asking who put me up to it...

You

Why are they so dead set on not believing you?

Crust

Is it because I don't inspire trust?

Or do I just look like a liar...?

You

That's definitely not it.

Crust

Well, that's a relief.

But everyone keeps talking about it like it's some kind of competition...

It feels like there's something going on that I don't know about.

Is there some chocolate-making contest I'm not aware of?

You

... Who knows.

Crust

Since today's Valentine's Day,

they all started making chocolates early this morning, so there's not much time left...

Is there really no good way to get the ingredients back?

You

Honestly... it's going to be tough if they don't trust you.

Crust

Yeah... I guess so.

...

You

Well, the sponsor did say eating it wouldn't cause any problems, so it should be fine.

And even if it does, it's on them for not believing you.

Crust

Still...

If only I hadn't handed out those ingredients, none of this would've happened.

I stuck my nose in where I shouldn't have...

You

You had good intentions, Crust.

Crust

Still... it didn't turn out well in the end.

You

Crust...

Crust

I'm sorry.

It's your day off, and here I am venting to you.

As if whining would change anything.

You

Asking for help isn't whining.

You can come talk to me about things like this anytime.

Crust

Hehe... thank you for saying that.

Delta

Just a moment, please.

You

That voice...

*Crash*

*Thud*

You

Someone suddenly drops from the ceiling and lands in front of us.

Delta

Nin-nin!

Crust

Gaaah! There's someone in the ceiling?!

You

... I figured it was you, Delta.

Delta

This sounds like a job for the Thieves of Justice, so I've decided to step in.

Crust

The Thieves... of Justice...?

Delta

I heard everything about your situation from up there, Crust.

A trap hidden inside a gift sent with good intentions.

Victims who were told the truth, yet refuse to believe it.

Crust

Er... that sounds a bit dramatic.

Delta

When a problem can't be resolved through ordinary means,

that's when the Thieves of Justice must step in.

Crust

Wow, really? Your job is really impressive!

You

Um... that's quite an exaggeration...

Delta

You've assessed the situation correctly, Crust.

Crust

Then, how should we proceed?

Delta

We must secretly retrieve all the chocolates made from those ingredients, the Thieves of Justice way.

Crust

Huh...?

You

Oh, right. Stealing them is also an option.

Crust

S-steal them?!

B-but they're working so hard to make them...

That doesn't feel right...

Delta

But there's no other way.

The Nikkes may be fine,

but if a human eats chocolates made from those ingredients, there's no telling what might happen.

If that happens, things could escalate quickly.

Crust

That's true...

You

How many people did you hand out those ingredients to?

Crust

About... thirteen.

You

... That's more than I expected.

With that many people involved, all sorts of things could happen.

Crust

Y-yeah...

...

All right! Since it's come to this, I guess I'll have to brace myself.

But still, it wouldn't be right to just steal something they put so much care into...

How about we give them these chocolates instead as an apology?

You

Crust holds out a bag filled with chocolates.

You made these yourself?

Crust

Hehe, yeah.

I just really wanted to apologize...

I made plenty. Would you like to try some?

You

You don't have to ask me twice.

Crust hands Delta and me a chocolate each.

Thanks.

Delta

Thank you.

You

I put the chocolate in my mouth.

!!!

You

This is really good!

Delta

Yeah, it's really delicious!

This should be more than sufficient compensation.

Crust

Hehehe, thank you so much for saying that.

You

All right then. Shall we assemble the Thieves of Justice?

Unfortunately, Phantom...

And even Quency...

Neither of them are able to join us.

Hmm... looks like they're both busy.

Delta

Is Miranda unavailable too?

You

Miranda...

She's been busy with her police work.

To be honest, I didn't actually ask her.

Delta

... I see.

Crust

Oh. I-I guess everyone is tied up...

You

No choice, then. Looks like it'll just be us.

Delta

All right.

Then, from this moment on, the three of us shall be called the Thieves of Chocolate!

You

... Okay!

If we're gonna do this, let's do it right and be prepared.

*Flutter*

You

I pull out a cloak and mask I'd hidden inside my wardrobe.

Crust

Wow, those are so cool!

You

Oh... thanks.

Crust

I-I don't have a cloak or a mask. Are you sure it's okay for me to join?

You

Of course you can!

Delta

Allow me to introduce myself properly.

I am Delta. I currently serve as a trainee with the Thieves of Justice.

Though I'm still in training, I will do my utmost not to tarnish my superiors' reputation.

You

Uh... I can provide the base of operations.

Crust

Then... I-I can be in charge of meals!

You

Unbelievable! That's the most useful role we have within our ranks!

Crust

I'm honored to be a part of this!

You

All right then, Thieves of Chocolate, shall we proceed?

Delta

You got it!

Crust

Yes!

2. The Mighty Chocolate

149 lines
Crust

Aaahhhh... I can't see anything.

You

Uhh... Maybe wearing a mask was a mistake...

Delta

Stop worrying about that and keep crawling.

You

Was it really necessary to enter through the vents?

Delta

Yes. Since Quency isn't here to carve a new route for us,

the ventilation duct is the best option for infiltrating the residence.

You

... That makes sense.

Crust

Hehe, doing this makes me feel like a secret agent on a mission.

You

You're not wrong, you are one.

Delta

Shh. Halt.

The target location is directly below us.

Crust

We're already here?

You

Crust lifts her head and peers down through the opening in the ventilation duct.

Crust

You're right. Rapi and... Neon are down there.

I don't know where Anis is though.

Hmm? Hang on... What in the world is that?

You

What in the world is what?

I peer down to where Crust is pointing.

Rapi

...

Neon

...

You

Rapi and Neon stare at the magnificent thing before them.

Rapi

Hmm. It looks good.

Neon

Mmm. It looks great.

Rapi

You think so too?

Neon

Of course! I still can't believe we made this with our own hands!

Rapi

I knew we were right.

Neon

You bet we were!

Anis needs to hurry up and come see this masterpiece!

Rapi

Yeah... What's taking Anis so long?

Neon

I should try calling her...

*Whirr*

Anis

Ugh, I'm exhausted!

Neon

Anis!

What took you so long?

Anis

What do you think? I was buying boxes and decorations, duh. You told me to grab whatever I could!

And I asked someone to come down to help me carry some stuff, but no one came? What gives?

Rapi

Sorry.

I was too busy perfecting this great work of art to check my messages.

Anis

What...? What great...

Neon

That's right! Feast your eyes on this, Anis!

We finally finished it!

You

Neon points to the "great work" behind her.

Anis

Wha... what's that?

You

Before her stands a massive, towering crimson bullet.

Rapi

What else? That's the chocolate we made.

Anis

That's chocolate?

Neon

Behold the majesty of the Great Red Bullet Mark III!

Isn't it incredible?

Anis

This great big bullet is made out of chocolate?

Rapi

Yes. Impressive, isn't it?

Neon

Super duper impressive!

Anis

Did you both forget what day it is today?

Neon

Of course I didn't! It's Valentine's Day!

Anis

Then why did you make something that looks like it should be launched onto the surface?!

We said we'd make something filled with love!

Neon

What's a more loving gesture than overwhelming firepower?

Anis

...

Rapi

I think the color red conveys plenty of love on its own.

Anis

Ahh... Right. I see...

I should've known better than to leave you two alone...

But why is it "Mark III?"

Neon

Because the three of us made it?

Anis

... Let's just drop it.

Neon

If you want to win the chocolate competition,

you need to go big or go home, don't you think?

Anis

Since when did Valentine's Day become a chocolate competition?!

Neon

??

Everyone at the Outpost is making chocolates.

Didn't we say we couldn't lose and that we'd make something super incredible?

Master's gonna be our judge.

Rapi

Exactly.

Anis

What do you mean "exactly?" I didn't mean that literally!

Anis

*Sigh* Fine.

Winning is important, so let's go with that.

What about the leftover ingredients?

Neon

Huh? What ingredients?

Anis

The leftover chocolate ingredients. Shouldn't we at least make some heart shapes and put them on top?

Neon

There isn't any left.

Anis

None?! But we made so much!

Rapi

You can only call it true love if you pour everything into it in one go.

Neon

Well said.

Anis

!!!

So you used all of it... to make that?

Neon

Yep!

Anis

That means there's really no turning back...

Ah... aahhh...

You

Anis slumps to the floor.

Rapi

Anis? Are you all right?

Neon

Are you okay?

Anis

*Sigh*

Well, what's done is done.

At least it's definitely going to leave a strong impression.

Rapi

Right?

Anis

Okay then... how are we supposed to deliver this to the Commander?

Neon

!!

If we lift the platform underneath it...

Anis

What if it tips over?

Neon

Oh... I didn't think of that.

Rapi

Neither did I.

Anis

Hmph, of course you didn't!

Neon

Um... wasn't it your job to take care of that?

Rapi

Yes. You said you would handle the logistics while we worked on the shape.

Anis

How was I supposed to know you'd create this monstrosity?!

Ugh, let's go.

We should head to Mighty Tools and ask them to make us a custom box or something.

Neon

Can't you do that on your own?

Anis

...

Rapi

Let's hurry there.

Neon

Okay!

*Whirr*

You

Rapi, Neon, and Anis head outside.

Delta

The coast is clear, Commander.

You

Umm... seems like it.

Delta

It's now or never if we want to retrieve something that large.

You

Are we really doing the right thing...?

Crust

Yeah... they really poured their hearts into making it...

Delta

Imagine people eating that massive thing and ending up with upset stomachs.

You

!!

Delta

We're doing the right thing.

Crust

You're right. If it's to keep people from getting sick, we have to do whatever it takes.

You

All right... Let's go.

Crust

Okay!

You

We drop from the ventilation duct to the floor,

*Thud*

You

and stare at the enormous red bullet on the table.

Crust

Wow... seeing it up close, it's even bigger than I imagined.

You

... It really is.

But how are we supposed to carry something this big?

Delta

Where there's a will, there's a way.

You

So we're just carrying it?

Delta

Correct.

You

... All right. We'll make it work somehow.

Delta and I will lift this. Crust, you place the chocolates you prepared on the empty table.

Crust

Got it!

Delta

We'll lift on the count of three.

One... two... three!

You

Hngh!

I lift the chocolate together with Delta.

This is much heavier that I thought...!

Delta

It's just as they said, that's a seriously heavy dose of love.

Crust

There!

You

Crust places three pieces of handmade chocolates onto the now-empty table.

Crust

I've placed the chocolate, Mr. Gourmand!

You

Good work. Now let's get out of here before they come back.

Delta

Affirmative!

Crust

Roger that!

3. Dangerous Chocolate

124 lines
You

After escaping the Nikke dorms, we head toward the courthouse.

I guess we're going through the vents again...

Delta

Quency's unavailable, remember?

You

... Right.

Crust

Hehe, I'm starting to get used to this though.

You

That's good.

Privaty, Eunhwa, and Emma are here, right?

Crust

Yes! But, umm...

I think Yulha's here as well.

You

I carefully peek inside.

*Bubble, bubble, bubble*

Yulha

What in the... Just what do you think you're doing?

Emma

Oh, Yulha! You're here!

Yulha

Are you making chocolate in someone else's sacred workplace...?!

Privaty

I-I invited them! It's not their fault!

Yulha

What?

Privaty

I-I mean...!

You agreed to make chocolate for the Commander, too!

Yulha

I said it was fine to make chocolate for Newbie.

I never said you could make it right here!

Privaty

B-but...

Eunhwa

Look, I understand why you're upset.

But what's done can't be undone, right?

And besides, that's not what's important right now.

... We have a bigger problem at hand.

*Bubble, bubble, bubble*

Yulha

A bigger problem?

Privaty

Yes!

This isn't the important part at all!

Yulha

Then what is?

Privaty

Haven't you heard the rumors?

Ever since Crust handed out these ingredients,

everyone's going crazy making handmade chocolates for the Commander.

Yulha

... That's the major crisis?

Eunhwa

That's not the issue. The problem is this whole chocolate-making frenzy itself! *Sigh* Forget it.

Privaty

I'm telling you, it's serious!

Things are getting so out of hand, someone's even impersonating Crust and claiming that there are strange substances mixed into the ingredients.

They're even sending spam messages telling us not to use these ingredients.

If we just sit around, we won't be able to leave a good impression on the Commander,

and Valentine's Day could slip right by us! It's a major crisis!

Emma

Hehe, it is true. Everyone's really fired up!

That's why I refuse lose either.

I asked Privaty and Eunhwa if they wanted to join in the preparations, and they said yes!

Privaty

You bet we did! We have to make it memorable, no matter what!

Eunhwa

Of course we have to do it together. If I leave them to do it alone, Junior Blockhead might drop dead from eating what they make.

Emma

... Huh? What was that last part, Eunhwa?

Eunhwa

Nothing... Never mind.

Yulha

All right. I get the picture.

Telling you to stop now would only cause more chaos, so I won't get in your way.

So, are things going well?

*Bubble, bubble, bubble*

Eunhwa

Well...

Privaty

Of course! We've already shaped them, and now we're just letting them set.

You

Privaty holds up a tray stacked high with heart-shaped chocolates.

Privaty

Who knew Emma was such a whiz at cooking!

Yulha

You said who is such a what now?

Privaty

Emma kept suggesting all these unfamiliar ingredients, and it turned into a super unique recipe.

Emma

Oh, well, none of this would've worked if you and Eunhwa hadn't gotten me the ingredients so quickly.

Hehe. Thanks to you both, I think we can give the Commander chocolates with a truly special flavor.

Yulha

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Eunhwa

Don't worry. I made sure it's at least... edible.

Yulha

... I don't envy you.

*Bubble, bubble, bubble*

Yulha

??

By the way, what's been boiling over there this whole time?

You

Privaty looks to where Yulha is pointing.

Privaty

Huh? What's boil... Gaaah!

You

Inside a massive pot, an unknown liquid is bubbling violently.

Emma

Oh dear. Maybe the heat was a little too high.

Eunhwa

What's that supposed to be, anyway?

Did our recipe include something like this?

Emma

Hehe, while you were shaping the chocolates just now,

I thought they might lack a certain oomph,

so Privaty and I made a special sauce.

Privaty

We even made it pink. isn't it pretty?

Eunhwa

You're going to make it even more impactful...?

Yulha

I don't like the sound of that...!

Emma

Watch closely. Just do this, and...

You

Emma scoops up a ladleful of the special sauce and lifts it over the chocolates...

Eunhwa

Wait, Emma!

Emma

Hmm?

You

Emma freezes.

Eunhwa

Hold on. Let's take one out first and make a sample!

Privaty

Right! I'll make it!

Just one spoonful, then...

You

Privaty scoops up a spoonful of the sauce and pours it over the chocolate.

Yulha

Wait, Priv—

*Splash*

You

The sauce splatters.

*Hisssss*

You

Purple smoke begins pouring out of the chocolate.

Emma

Oh my...

Yulha

*Cough* Wh-what happened...?!

Privaty

*Cough, cough*

Eunhwa

*Cough* G-get to a window, quick!

Yulha

*Cough* I'll take the right! You take the left! *Cough, cough*

Eunhwa

*Cough* Got it!

You

Yulha drags Privaty and sprints toward the right window.

Eunhwa pulls Emma along and runs to the left.

Delta

*Cough* Commander, now's our chance!

You

*Cough* You want us to jump into that toxic gas?!

Crust

*Cough, cough* I don't think that's possible...

Delta

*Cough* There's no other way.

I'll... *Cough* I'll go in alone.

Crust

A-alone?! *Cough!* No! It's too dangerous!

Delta

I'll be fine... *Cough!* I know wind-style... *Cough* ninjutsu.

Crust

... What? *Cough* N-ninjutsu?

Delta

*Cough* Hand me the items that we need to deliver... *Cough, cough*

You

Come on... *Cough* Let's have faith in Delta! *Cough*

Crust

Okay... *Cough* All right...!

You

Crust hands four pieces of chocolate to Delta.

Crust

*Cough* Please be careful...!

Delta

Don't worry... *Cough* Nin-nin! Wind Ninjitsu!

You

Delta leaps into the violet haze.

Moments later...

You

Delta climbs back up into the ventilation duct, carrying the chocolates made by Yulha, Emma, Eunhwa, and Privaty.

Crust

*Cough* You actually did it! Amazing... *Cough, cough*

Delta

Mission complete... *Cough*

Let's make a swift retreat... *Cough* Before the gas fills the vents.

You

Right. Let's move.

4. Deadly Chocolate

209 lines
Crust

Wow, everyone has such distinct personalities!

The Counters' chocolate,

and the ones made by the group at the courthouse, are so out of this world.

You

Things I'd rather not dwell on, for more reasons than one.

Crust

Hehe, is that so? I just find them fascinating since they're so out of the ordinary.

I almost felt bad stealing them...

You

Don't. If we hadn't stolen them,

I would've died, not from spoiled ingredients, but for entirely different reasons.

Crust

Huh?

You

Anyway, who's next?

Crust

Ah, this is where...

the Underworld Queens are gathering!

Delta

Hmm... this isn't going to be easy.

You

Yeah. Yet another way we could die...

If we get caught, they'll probably riddle us with bullets.

Crust

!!

Th-they sound like really dangerous people...

Delta

Even so, we must go.

To uphold justice, no matter the danger or hardship.

That is the spirit of the Thieves of Justice.

You

Yeah, but we're the Thieves of Chocolate, so maybe we don't—

Crust

You're right! We're the Thieves of Chocolate, carrying on the legacy of the Thieves of Justice!

We have to make sure innocent people don't get sick!

You

... All right. Let's go.

Rosanna

Hey. Snake.

There are plenty of seats over there. Can you move away from me?

Didn't we agree not to cross each other's lines barely ten minutes ago?

Viper

Ha! ♡ Who says I crossed anyone's line?

If anything, you're edging on mine!

Moran

Aaahhh...!

It looks like it's taking shape... b-but are you sure this is how you're supposed to make it?

Sakura

You're all being too noisy.

Is it truly impossible for you people to do this with a little civility?

You

Viper's here too... Umm, do you think it's possible?

Crust

Y-yeah... they look pretty intimidating. Do you think we can actually succeed?

Delta

Well, no one's perfect at every second.

An opening will surely present itself.

And that's when we strike.

You

... Fine. Let's just wait and see.

Viper

And come on, "Snake?"

You're the ones who specially invited me to help you make chocolates as a teacher.

Speak with some respect, will you?

Rosanna

You make it sound like you're volunteering your services.

Let's be honest. You're here because you want to give Mister chocolates, not to help us.

We had to beg Enikk to grant us special permission to come to the Outpost for just one day—on February 14, Valentine's Day.

on the condition that we, the three Underworld Queens, would be under supervision at all times,

and that the moment we touched a gun, we'd be executed on the spot.

Viper

I know. That's why I'm thankful.

... But did you really get Enikk's permission?

I never thought I would ever be allowed to leave the Outer Rim...

Rosanna

Who knows? Maybe Enikk's starting to develop some human emotions, too.

Viper

Oh, don't joke around.

Were there any other conditions you guys agreed to?

Sakura

I just promised to help Enikk out with a few things when needed.

I won't claim it'll be easy, but I don't think it's unreasonable either.

Moran

Maybe it's because Cadet's at the Outpost, and Enikk trusts him and us enough to allow it?

Like Rosanna said, maybe Enikk's developed some feelings for us too.

Rosanna

Feelings? Pfft.

In the grand scheme of things, she probably doesn't think the Outpost is a part of the Ark.

Viper

... I see.

Rosanna

Let's not get too excited. We can only stay here until 23:59:59 today.

Let's not be late heading back.

Viper

Of course. I don't want to miscalculate the timing and get myself killed.

I'll play my role as a teacher well, then go back down.

Well, judging by all this chit-chat, looks like everyone's doing a decent job of making this thing.

Is it finished?

Sakura

Of course.

Moran

Already?

Rosanna

But of course.

Moran

Wait, but I'm not done yet!

Viper

Why don't we do a little progress check, then? Let's see who's faring the best.

Sakura

I'm fine with that.

Rosanna

Yes. knocking your opponent's confidence down a peg sounds like a good idea.

Sakura

I'll go first.

You

Sakura places a cherry-blossom-shaped chocolate on the table.

Moran

Oooh, cherry blossoms! Great job!

Sakura

Thank you.

Viper

Hmph, you used a store-bought cherry-blossom mold, didn't you?

Sakura

!!

... That is correct.

Viper

I knew it. That shape looked familiar.

Rosanna

If you're going with a flower, you could've at least decorated it a bit better, add some petal details or something.

Looks like you just poured melted chocolate into the mold and let it set.

Can you even consider that handmade?

Viper

True. At this point, it's not all that different from factory-made chocolate, is it?

Moran

Hey, you guys don't have to be that harsh...

Sakura

...

I wonder if you possess the skill to judge others so freely.

Viper

Fine. As the teacher, I'll show mine.

You

Viper places a sleek chocolate shaped like a coiled serpent.

Moran

Wow! You guys are seriously talented!

How did you even make the snake?

Viper

This much effort is the bare minimum when it comes to making handmade chocolates ♡

That way, Honey's bound to like it, right?

Rosanna

You're so full of yourself. You just had to make something that's about you.

Viper

What?

Rosanna

Haha, if you stack two of them on top of each other, it looks like a pile of poop.

Sakura

Indeed it does.

Incorporating multiple layers, would've left an even stronger impression. What a shame.

Moran

Hey!

Viper

...

Let's see how good yours is, if you're going to talk trash.

Rosanna

Me?

Try not to be too surprised.

You

Rosanna places a square slab of chocolate engraved with an ornate rose.

Moran

What, seriously?! Why is everyone this good?!

You

Moran glances discreetly at her own square chocolate sitting at the corner of the table.

Moran

Wh-what's wrong with making it a plain old square?

Rosanna

Didn't you hear Viper what said?

If you want to catch Mister's eye, you'll need something flashy, like a rose.

Viper

Poop-snake...?!

Haha. A rose? Oh please.

It looks like a rat's been chewing on it.

Rosanna

What?

Sakura

Pfft, pardon me.

Moran

Pfft... oops, sorry! Sorry!

Rosanna

...

Haha! Is that so? That's what you all think?

Fine. Making chocolate isn't my thing anyway.

This works out nicely.

Moran

Rosanna...?

You

Rosanna pulls out her gun.

Rosanna

I think it's time to thin out the competition.

Moran

Hey! It was just a joke. No need to take it this far!

*Click*

Sakura

She has a point.

It never hurts removing the competition ahead of time.

Moran

Sakura, not you too?!

Viper

Haha! Called it. You guys held back longer that I expected.

I knew this would happen the moment the three of you said you were gonna be working together.

I don't even carry a gun... Looks like I'm about to get shot for nothing.

Moran

H-huh?!

Y-you guys, seriously, put those guns away!

*Bang*

You

Rosanna fires a shot into the ceiling beside the vent.

*Gasp*

Crust

Eep!

Moran

A-are you insane?! Wh-what if that actually hit someone?!

Rosanna

I've never gotten along well with rats.

Funny thing is... I heard a rat's been running around the Outpost for the past few hours.

Moran

Huh? Th-there's a rat in the Outpost?

Rosanna

And that rat...

feels like it's right above our heads, doesn't it?

You

!!

Moran

What? Over our heads? Wh-where?!

Sakura

If you come down quietly now,

we'll let you off with a warning.

Viper

Well, I don't mind if it stays hidden a little longer.

Can't it stay hidden a little longer?

Moran

W-wait... you all knew?

Crust

Eeeek! Wh-what do we do?! Do we tell them the truth...?

You

Yeah. If we say it's us, they might not shoot...

Delta

Don't worry.

You

Delta pulls out shurikens fitted with grenades.

Delta

A Ninja Thief knows no surrender.

Crust

Wh-what are you planning to do...?

Delta

Just trust me again this time.

Crust

Okay, I'll believe in you...

You

W-we're counting on you...

Delta

Crust, hand me the chocolates you want to deliver.

Crust

O-okay, here!

You

Crust hands four chocolates to Delta.

Delta

Okay... I'm going in!

Moran

So I'm the only one who didn't know?

Sakura

Didn't you get a message from Anis and Privaty saying their chocolates were stolen?

Moran

Oh, I think I did see something like that...

Viper

It's pretty obvious someone's making hits on the groups that are making chocolates together.

Didn't it cross your mind they'd come for us next?

Rosanna

Moreover, how could you miss all that audible breathing?

Moran

E-even so...!

Rosanna

Shut it. Quit whining and get ready to catch that scum.

Moran

Whining?! Hey!!

*Whoosh*

You

The grenade-fitted shuriken flies from the ceiling and lands on the table.

Viper

What the... Is that a shuriken?!

Rosanna

It's a grenade! Take cover!

*Hisssss*

You

The grenade split open, releasing a cloud of pale powder.

Moran

Aaagh! My eyes!

Rosanna

Ugh! What is this?!

Sakura

*Huff* Everyone, stay alert and watch your surroundings!

Viper

Uhh... H-hang on...!

Our chocolates... they're gone!

Sakura

When did they...?!

Rosanna

Tch... if it comes to this...!

You

Rosanna aims her gun at the ceiling.

*Whoosh* *Thud*

Rosanna

Argh!

Sakura

Ugh!

You

Sakura picks up something that hit her on the head.

Sakura

What the hell is this...?

Viper

It looks like... chocolate?

Moran

So they steal chocolate, then leave chocolate behind? Why...?

Rosanna

Haha... This is getting more entertaining by the second.

*Bang*

You

Rosanna fires another shot toward the ceiling.

Rosanna

... Bah. Missed.

Sakura

I don't sense any presence. It appears they've already escaped.

Rosanna

Tch...

Moran

S-so what do we do? Where are our chocolates...?

Viper

Who knows...

You

Viper carefully examines the wrapper that fell onto her head.

Viper

We'll just have to track them down one way or another.

5. Golden Bunny Chocolate

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You

I really thought we were done for.

Crust

... Yeah. That was really scary.

But thanks to Delta, we got out safely!

Thank you so much!

You

Thanks, Delta.

Delta

Don't mention it. Compared to my superiors, I still have a long way to go.

Crust

I see!

The Thieves of Justice really are incredible!

You

Yeah... I guess so.

Crust

Looks like word's gotten out that chocolates are being stolen.

You

It's only going to get harder to steal them from here on out.

Delta

No matter. We just need to be more cautious.

Crust

Hehe, right!

With Delta around, it feels like we'll manage somehow.

You

I feel the same.

Crust

Anyway, this is our the last stop!

You

This time, it's Blanc, Noir, Rupee, and Mary, right?

Crust

Right.

You

All right. This one shouldn't be too scary...

Delta

Commander. We have a problem.

The ventilation ducts are blocked.

You

What?

Crust

Th-then how do we get in?

You

Is there another route?

Delta

None. They must have heard we were coming.

The windows have been sealed as well.

Which means, there's only one way to enter the theater.

The main entrance.

You

So there's no option but a frontal assault.

Delta

... A frontal assault, huh.

Not a bad approach.

We go in head-on and confront them, Commander.

I call this the Dashing Offensive.

Crust

Th-the Dashing...

You

... Offensive?

Rupee

Hmm...

Mary

Hmmm...

Blanc

Hmmmm...

Noir

Hmmmmm...

Blanc

No one's coming...

Noir

A-are you sure the thief is going to show up?

Mary

Yeah. What if they don't even realize we're here?

Rupee

When we heard from Sakura, I thought for sure they'd come for us next.

Honestly, them not showing up is a bit of a letdown.

Mary

Hehe... I agree.

I was hoping we'd get to meet them in person.

Rupee

Yeah! I wanted to show those thieves the Golden Bunny Chocolate we made.

You

Rupee looks up at the golden rabbit-shaped chocolate placed at the center of the platform.

Rupee

Wow, no matter how many times I look at it, I'm amazed at how pretty our chocolate is!

Mary

It really is. The way the gold sparkles is simply sublime.

Rupee, I think your idea was really great.

Rupee

Oh, but it wasn't just my idea, though!

Blanc and Noir were the ones who suggested making it bunny-shaped to bring good luck.

And mixing in stamina-boosting ingredients

so that the chocolate is good for the body was Mary's suggestion..

So it was really a team effort!

Blanc

Yeah, it turned out so beautifully. It makes me happy.

Noir

D-do you think Pit Boss will like it?

Rupee

Of course! Sweetie's gonna love it ☆

Blanc

All we have to do now is watch out for the thief and deliver this safely to Pit Boss...

But no one's coming.

Rupee

I wish this thief would hurry up already.

Are they not coming?

*Knock, knock, knock*

Rupee

Th-they're here?!

Noir

Th-they're here!

Blanc

Ahem! Who is it?

You

It's me.

Blanc

Huh?! Pit Boss...?

Rupee

S-Sweetie?

Mary

What's the Commander doing here?

You

Can you open the door for a second?

Mary

The door...?

Rupee

Wh-what do we do? W-we have to hide the chocolate!

Blanc

Should we cover it with this?

You

Blanc pulls out a large pot.

Rupee

Good idea!

Noir

Um... but...

What if the thief is imitating Pit Boss's voice?

Blanc

Don't worry, Noir. If that's the case...

You

Blanc brandishes a ladle like a baseball bat.

Blanc

I'll take them down with this!

Rupee

Good! Then I'll...

You

Rupee grabs a pot lid.

Rupee

I'll bonk them with this!

Noir

Y-you guys make me feel so r-reassured.

Mary

Hehe, sounds good. Then, shall I open the door?

You

Mary opens the door.

H-hey... everyone.

Rupee

Phew... thank goodness. It really is you, Sweetie.

You

Blanc and Rupee lower their weapons.

Huh? D-did I do something wrong...?

Blanc

Well... we heard there's a thief stealing precious things around the Outpost.

We thought they might be coming for us next.

When you suddenly knocked, we wondered if it might be a thief disguised as you.

You

Blanc lifts the ladle again.

Blanc

Hehe. I was ready to take them down with this.

You

I-I see...

The Dashing Offensive...?

Delta

Yes. Since no one knows you're the thief, Commander,

you can knock on the door under some pretense or another.

Once they open the door,

give me the signal, then I'll throw in a smoke bomb and quickly retrieve the chocolate.

Blanc

Pit Boss? Are you okay?

You

H-huh?

Blanc

You weren't responding when we called you...

You

Sorry. Wh-what were you saying again?

Blanc

You showed up so suddenly,

we were asking what you came by for.

You

O-oh... I was just passing by and saw that the theater lights were on.

So I thought I'd check if anyone was here.

Blanc

Aha, I see!

Rupee

Hehe, you miss us, don't you, Sweetie?

You

Th-that's right...

Mary

Hehe, that's really sweet of you if you came by just to see us.

You

... My conscience is killing me.

W-well... now that I've got to see you all, "I should get going"!

Blanc

Huh? So soon? That's kind of...

*Whoosh*

You

Huh? Something just flew in...

Blanc

What?

*Boom*

You

White smoke pours out of the shuriken with a loud noise.

I spread my arms and throw myself toward Rupee, Mary, Blanc, and Noir.

Your choice

Whoa, watch out!

Goodness, it's gonna explode!

Aaahh, it's dangerous!

Blanc

Agh, Pit Boss...?

Noir

Ooof... P-Pit Boss?

Mary

Oh my, Commander!

Rupee

Oh my gosh! S-Sweetie!

You

After a moment, the smoke clears.

Is everyone okay? Is anyone hurt?

Blanc

Yeah, we're fine!

Noir

A-are you okay, Pit Boss?

You

Y-yeah, I'm fine.

Rupee

Wow, did you just jumped in front of us to protect us, Sweetie!

You

O-of course I did...

Rupee

You're so chivalrous, Sweetie!

You

Uh... I-it's nothing...

I feel so guilty...!

Noir

G-guys, this is bad...!

O-our chocolate, it's... it's been replaced with a different chocolate!

Blanc

So... the thief...!

Rupee

Sorry, Sweetie! We've got an emergency to deal with!

You

O-oh, sure. I'll get going then.

Rupee

Okay! See you next time!

Blanc

Sorry about this, Pit Boss. See you later.

Noir

S-see you next time, Pit Boss!

Mary

I'll see you soon, Commander.

You

... Yeah.

I hurriedly leave before my guilt gets any worse.

Mary

...

You

Mary quietly observes his retreating back.

Mary

Something... feels fishy.

The timing...

Eunhwa

Mary!

Mary

...?

... Eunhwa?

6. Everyone's Chocolate

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Crust

You're here, Mr. Gourmand.

Delta

Excellent work, Commander.

You

You're both here already?

Crust

Hehe, yeah. Delta told me to wait here, so I came first.

You

What about the last chocolate?

Delta

It's all thanks to your superb performance, Commander.

You

Delta points toward the desk.

All the chocolates we'd stolen are lined up neatly,

with the golden bunny chocolate placed at the very end.

Delta

Mission accomplished.

You

Wow, and in such a short time too... very impressive.

Delta

It's all thanks to you throwing yourself at them to draw their attention.

Crust

Great work, everyone!

I really don't think I was of any help...

H-honestly, it might've been better if the two of you had gone alone...

Delta

That's not true at all.

We were only able to push through because all of us were together.

I've learned that this is the true strength of the Thieves of Justice.

You

Precisely.

Crust

S–so that's how it is!

The Thieves of Justice are really amazing!

Hehe, it was an honor teaming up as the Thieves of Chocolate with such wonderful people!

Once again, thank you so much for your help.

You

Crust bows her head toward Delta and me.

Crust

Thanks to you, no one got sick, and we can all enjoy Valentine's Day.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

You

Honestly... if I'd eaten all of those chocolates, I'd have suffered a fate worse than an upset stomach.

Thanks for the help. Both of you.

Delta

I should be the grateful one, I'm glad I got to be part of the Thieves of Chocolate with such exemplary people.

You

Well then, since everything's wrapped up so nicely, let's disband for...

Crust

Oh, wait!

What should we do with all these chocolates we stole?

You

Good question...

I look at the beautifully-shaped chocolates piled on the desk.

So much care was put into them,

but I can neither eat them or throw them away.

Crust

Yeah.

You

There's nothing else we can do. I'll find a safe place to stash them.

Crust

I think it'd be best if you kept them, Mr. Gourmand.

After all, they were all made for you, right?

Delta

Correct. All of them expressed the intention to gift these to you, Commander.

You

Right. I guess they were all meant for me...

...!!

Crust

D-does that mean...

You

If I was going to end up receiving them anyway...

We didn't have to steal any of this at all...?

Crust

... I suppose?

You

...

Crust

He...hehehe...

Hehehe! S-still, everything turned out fine in the end!

You

I-I guess you're right, and that's what matters.

Delta

Correct! Justice has been upheld, and that's all that matters!

Crust

Oh, that reminds me! There's something I want to give you both.

You

Crust holds out two beautifully wrapped boxes.

Crust

Hehe. I prepared these while you were retrieving the last chocolate.

You

Thanks, Crust.

Delta

Thank you very much.

They're nothing compared to what Crust made, but I picked these up along the way.

You

Delta hands some chocolates to Crust and me.

Thanks, Delta.

Crust

Wow! Thanks so much, Delta!

You

Sorry, I wasn't able to prepare anything...

Crust

It's okay. Today is Valentine's Day, after all.

Delta

That's right. Today is a day when you're allowed to receive gifts only.

Crust

Hehe. Well, the gifts are delivered and the job is done!

I'll be heading out now.

See you two next time!

You

Crust heads outside.

Delta

Then I shall also take my leave. Until we meet again.

Nin-nin!

You

Delta vanishes up into the ceiling.

...

Finally... freedom.

Maybe it's because I spent all day crouched and crawling through vents,

but my whole body aches.

Ugh... I need to lie down.

*Thud*

You

Lying on the bed, I stare at the chocolates piled high on the desk.

Never mind, I should put those away before they melt.

*Step, step, step, step*

You

I hear someone's footsteps.

??

*Thud, thud, thud, thud, thud*

You

No, it sounds like more than one person.

... This can't be good.

I jump up and rush toward the desk...

*Whirr*

Rapi

Stop right there, Commander.

You

!!!

Rapi

I knew it, the Great Red Bullet Mark III is here after all.

You dirty chocolate thief!

Anis

Ha! Everything really is here.

Unbelievable... So the Commander really was the thief.

You even managed to steal chocolates from this many people?

Very impressive, Commander.

Neon

The Great Red Bullet Mark III was here all along!

Honestly, pulling off stealing all those chocolates is incredible, Master!

You

How did you even get in here?

Emma

The chocolates we made had my special sauce on them. I can track them by scent.

You

You can track them down that way?

Eunhwa

Don't think that kind of cheap disguise would fool us, Junior Blockhead.

Do you have any idea how hard I worked to make sure this stuff wasn't lethal when ingested?

I get wanting to receive chocolate, but to steal it before it's even finished?

Emma

I was going to bring it to you once it was done...

Stealing it without saying anything is so cruel, Commander.

Privaty

Exactly. That was awful of you, Commander!

Do you have any idea how hard we worked on those?

You just left the chocolate and disappeared without a word!

Yulha

And that "compensation chocolate" of yours was the same for everyone.

There was no thought behind it at all.

You jerk...!

Rupee

I actually believed you'd come to see us, Sweetie!

How could you lie so casually to our faces?

Blanc

That was wrong of you, Pit Boss.

If you'd just asked for chocolate when you came looking, we would've given it to you.

You didn't have to throw a smoke bomb to deceive us!

Noir

R-right. You could've just said you wanted chocolate...

Wh-why did you trick us?

Mary

Lying is really bad, Commander!

No matter how much you wanted chocolate, how could you trick that many people like that...?

That's truly mean of you.

You

It's not that I wanted chocolate...

Moran

Uh... am I the only one who can't understand what's going on right now?

So... the thief earlier was you, Cadet? You were the one who threw that shuriken and made off with the chocolates?

How is that even possible? Aren't you human?

Rosanna

Listen, Mister. I know you wanted chocolate really badly.

And I honestly don't mind that you stole the chocolate I made.

But you left the exact same apology chocolate for everyone?

Not to mention how you threw it at our heads. I have to give you props, it was a pretty creative way to give a gift.

Sakura

No matter how fond I am of you, Commander-kun,

and even if I overlook how chummy you are with the girls at this Outpost,

I never imagined you'd be so bold

as to practically announce it to the entire base.

Viper

Besides, isn't this chocolate made by Crust?

You

!!!

Viper

Aha! ♡ That look on your face says it all.

Giving a chocolate made by one girl as a gift to another girl.

That's very naughty of you, Honey.

You

I swear, there's a perfectly good explanation for all of this!

Rapi

I'm sure there is. There always is one.

If you'd explained everything to us beforehand, we wouldn't have been any problems.

But you chose not to be open with us.

And now, the price you have to pay is to eat the chocolates we made for you.

Anis

You'll eat them, won't you?

Neon

Yeah, you've gotta eat them!

Eunhwa

Eat up, Junior Blockhead.

Emma

You're gonna eat them all, right, Commander?

Privaty

I have full faith that you'll give them a taste.

Yulha

Consider this your karma, Newbie.

Rupee

I'm looking forward to your chocolate eating show, Sweetie.

Blanc

I'm sure you'll enjoy them, Pit Boss.

Noir

Y-yeah, you'll take a bite, right, Pit Boss?

Mary

Enjoy your chocolates, Commander. I'll have digestive medicine ready to go.

Rosanna

Eat up and enjoy, Mister.

Sakura

Enjoy, Commander-kun.

Moran

If you're gonna go all in, might as well enjoy it, Cadet!

Viper

Come on, Sweetie, take a bite! ♡

You

... Okay.

That day... I end up eating every last piece chocolate, and my stomach pays a terrible price for it.

For a long while afterward, I can't so much as look at chocolate.

I swear that I'll never again do something as stupid as stealing someone else's chocolate.

CHOCOLATE PLEASE: END