GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story · Brief Encounters

Maid Cafe

13 scenes, 1,459 lines

1. Crash Course in Cooking

80 lines

*Zing*

Emma

Hey, Commander.

Cocoa

Master! I'm glad you're here.

Welcome to my cooking class.

You

Cooking class?

Cocoa

That's right! I agreed to show Emma the ropes.

Emma

Hopefully she can show me a few things.

I've never thought of it, but I was wanting to branch out with my recipes recently.

Cocoa was gracious enough to offer to teach me.

We invited you because we thought you'd make the perfect taste tester.

Cocoa

Is there anything you want to eat in particular, Master?

We'll try and make it for you.

You

It feels like I have to tread cautiously as far as it concerns my recommendations.

Your choice

Ramen.

Salad.

Emma

No way, that is too easy!

This is a cooking class, after all.

Cocoa

Exactly, for a skilled maid, that's a piece of c... a piece of what?

Emma

A piece of cake.

You

How about fried rice then?

Cocoa

!!

Fried rice is one of my favorites!

Emma

That's a great suggestion.

I've never made fried rice before.

Cocoa

In fact, I use it in one of my specialty dishes, Cocoa's Fried Rice of Love.

Emma

Really? Can you teach me how to make it?

Cocoa

Sure I can! First things first, you need to wash your hands.

Good cooking always starts with good hygiene.

A lot of oil goes into making this fried rice, which is why it tastes so good.

Then mix some eggs in it...

Emma

I was thinking...

How about putting in some butter?

It's bound to taste better with a few more ingredients added.

Cocoa

Butter-fried rice?

I can't say I've ever put butter into fried rice before.

Emma

Well, butter is delicious, so I'm sure it'll go great with it.

Cocoa

Hmm...

Okay, let's give it a whirl!

Life is all about trying new things.

Emma

Words to live by!

Cocoa

I first heard it from Ade.

Emma

Well, since we're adding butter, then how about some tomato?

I read somewhere that egg and tomato complement each other perfectly.

Cocoa

Sure! Tomatoes aren't too far off from ketchup, so I'm sure it'll be good.

Emma

And then we can add...

You

Before long, it seems to turn into Emma's cooking class.

A couple of hours later.

*Splat* *Sppplat*

Cocoa

Then you simply squirt the ketchup like this...

and wah-lah!

Emma

Wow!

It looks wonderful.

Cocoa

*Sniff sniff* It definitely smells good, I'll say that much.

You

It certainly took long enough.

The fried rice that Emma and Cocoa have produced is a hodgepodge of various Splendamin flavors.

Emma

And now, for the official taste testing.

You

...

Your choice

Eat it.

Don't eat it.

You

Cocoa and Emma are staring at me intently.

I should probably eat it.

Well, down the hatch...

!!

Cocoa

How is it? Is it good?

Emma

Considering how many delicious ingredients are in it, I can't see how it wouldn't taste good.

Cocoa

Exactly! I even added my own specially-made ketchup.

I can't imagine how it'd possibly taste bad.

You

...

My tongue hurts more and more with every bite. My whole body is beginning to ache.

... But I feel obliged to eat it all.

*Chomp chomp*

Cocoa

Whoa, you must really enjoy it, Master.

Emma

Save some for us!

You

Erp...

It's... delicious.

Cocoa

Do you mean it? This was my first time making it, but I guess it was a success!

Emma

You run one hell of a cooking class.

Cocoa

You bet I do! I'm a top-tier maid.

Emma

I'll definitely be back to learn more new dishes.

You

I need to find a bathroom, quickly.

2. The Flavors of Maid Cafe

120 lines

*Zing*

Biscuit

Oh, hey Trainer!

Cocoa

Welcome, Master.

You

Biscuit? What are you doing at the Maid Cafe?

Biscuit

Well...

Coffee doesn't really agree with me,

so I don't frequent cafes all that often.

Cocoa told me that the Maid Cafe was different though, and that I should stop by sometime.

Cocoa

That's right, this place is unlike any other Cafe.

We've got plenty of things that you can eat.

You

What are you planning on suggesting?

Cocoa

Cocoa.

You

... You?

Cocoa

No, the drink!

A nice cup of hot, slurptastic cocoa.

You

That doesn't exactly sound appetizing...

Cocoa

It doesn't?

Hmm...

I've got it!

What if I make it cold?

You

Not making it any better.

Cocoa

No?

Why not?

Biscuit

Wait a sec, doesn't hot cocoa have chocolate in it?

Cocoa

Oh yeah, bunches!

Biscuit

... I figured as much.

You

A cup of cocoa won't work for Biscuit either.

Cocoa

Why not? Hot cocoa doesn't have any coffee in it.

You

You're right, but there's something else it has in common with cocoa: caffeine.

Biscuit can't have caffeine.

Cocoa

No kidding...

I had no idea.

But I promised Biscuit that we'd have something here she could eat.

What if I can't come up with anything?

Your choice

Surely you can make something other than hot cocoa?

Come on, you're a professional maid. You can do this.

Cocoa

Let me think...

Let me think...

!!!

I know now.

I'll have Ade make you some omurice.

Biscuit

Omurice?

Cocoa

Yup! We can even use the ketchup to draw some cute doggies on top.

I'm sure I can pull that off with no problem.

Biscuit

Erm, about ketchup...

You

She can't have ketchup eit...

Cocoa

Extra ketchup, got it!

Biscuit

No, that's not it...

Cocoa

You wait right here. I'll have it ready in a jiffy.

You

Cocoa rushes into the kitchen to look for Ade.

Biscuit

Oh boy... what should I do?

I can't have ketchup.

You

Let's just wait for now.

Soon after.

You

Cocoa brings out the omurice made by Ade.

Biscuit

Wow, it looks delicious!

Cocoa

As it should! Nobody makes better omurice than Ade.

I told her it was a special order for Biscuit, and she removed the salty.

You

... Did you mean to say salt?

Cocoa

Oh yeah, that. I think that's what she said.

Biscuit

Thank you for being so considerate.

Cocoa

Now's the part where I come in.

I'll draw a cute little dog for you.

You

Cocoa produces a ketchup bottle.

Cocoa, stop!

Cocoa

Huh?

You

Actually... Biscuit can't have ketchup either.

Cocoa

!!!!

Really?

Biscuit

... Yes. I'm sorry.

Cocoa

But if ketchup isn't allowed either...

then I can't do anything...

You

...

You

Go ahead and put it on. I'll eat the parts with the ketchup.

You

I can describe how it tastes to Biscuit.

Biscuit

Yeah, Trainer will eat those parts on my behalf!

I can eat the portions that don't have any ketchup.

That way, there will still be something that I can eat here.

Cocoa

Is that okay?

You won't be disappointed?

Biscuit

It may not be perfect... but it's okay. Trainer will be eating the parts I can't, so nothing will go to waste.

Cocoa

Well...

Okay. In that case, I'll use the same amount of ketchup I usually give Master.

You

Wait, that's not necessary...

Biscuit

Go ahead!

*Squirt* *Squirt*

*Sqquirt* *Shoot* *Pfff* *Sqqqquuiirrtt*

Cocoa

There you go!

You

Cocoa pushes forward the omurice, freshly adorned with ketchup.

Biscuit

*Gasp*

You

On top of the omurice is a gargantuan pile of ketchup that has nearly consumed the entire dish.

What should be a dog pattern instead appears to be...

Biscuit

Erm, the dog...

Your choice

Appears to be suffering from a massive hemorrhage.

Seems to be vomiting ketchup in gross quantities.

Cocoa

??

That's not blood, silly. It's ketchup.

??

That's not vomit, silly. It's ketchup.

Now, here you go!

You

Cocoa pushes the plate of omurice forward. It is more ketchup than rice at this point.

...

Biscuit

Trainer...

You

I lift up a spoonful of the omurice with shaking hands.

Biscuit

... Are you okay?

You

Want to try some?

Biscuit

Oh, um... sure!

You

I somehow find a part without any ketchup and feed it to Biscuit.

Cocoa

What do you think? Pretty delicious, right?

Biscuit

It's fantastic!

You can tell you used fresh ingredients, and it's not too salty, so it's perfect for me.

Cocoa

There you have it!

That right there, is the special taste of omurice made by professional maids.

Isn't that right, Master?

You

... Yup.

All I can taste is ketchup...

Biscuit and I will have to visit the Maid Cafe again when Cocoa isn't working.

3. New Customer

107 lines

*Ring*

Soda

Welcome!

Folkwang

Aagh! So hot! I'm burning up!

You

Folkwang?

Folkwang

Coach?

What brings you to the Maid Cafe?

Your choice

Just hanging out.

I was going to ask you the same question.

Folkwang

Oh, I see...

It's sweltering out there, so I just chose a random place to beat the heat.

Turns out that it's hot in here as well...

Is the air conditioning working?

Soda

It's not that warm today, so we didn't turn it on.

Folkwang

Gah! No wonder it's like a sauna in here.

Any chance you can turn it on? And set it to below zero, please and thank you.

Your choice

I don't think air conditioners can go that low.

The other customers will be freezing.

Folkwang

Fine, then just set it to as low as it can go.

Soda

I still think that'll make the other customers a bit too cold...

Folkwang

All right, all right.

Guess I'll have to go somewhere else.

Soda

Before you go, can I offer you a cup of ice water?

Folkwang

You bet you can! That's very kind of you.

I'm so hot that I can barely move.

Soda

Coming right up!

After a while.

Soda

Here's your water.

*Thud*

Soda

Whoops!

*Clank clank*

*Swoosh*

You

Soda walks into a table and trips while serving Folkwang.

The entire cup of water splashes onto Folkwang.

Your choice

Soda! Are you all right?

Folkwang! Are you all right?

Soda

I'm fine..

Folkwang, what about you?

Soda

I'm sorry!

Folkwang

That... felt great!

You

??

Folkwang

It felt like heaven when that iced water splashed all over me.

Thanks to you, I don't feel like I'm dying of heatstroke anymore.

Soda

I should apologize anyway...

Folkwang

Forget about it! I was already drenched in sweat anyway.

You

Guess you lucked out this time, Soda.

Soda

I'd say so.

Folkwang

I better stay here until I dry off.

Got anything else that's cool and refreshing?

Like say... ice cream? Or shaved ice?

Soda

Are you hungry? How about I get you some chilled desserts?

Folkwang

That sounds perfect.

Soda

I'll get one for Master, too! Wait right here.

After a while.

Soda

One refreshing parfait slush, coming right up!

The bottom is ice-cold slushie, and on top, we've got a big ol' scoop of ice cream.

Your choice

If it tastes as good as it looks, we're in for a treat.

*Slurp*

Soda

Have a taste before it melts.

Folkwang

It looks fantastic, thanks!

You

Thanks.

*Nom nom*

You

...!!

The ice-cold parfait slush is incredible. It's so cold that it makes my teeth hurt.

Folkwang

Holy moly! It's like I'm eating ice cream in the middle of the Antarctic.

*Chew*

*Chew chew*

You

Folkwang wolfs down the dessert.

Folkwang

Say Coach... are you gonna finish yours?

Soda

Don't worry, I'll get you more. Just a moment.

Folkwang

I can't believe how happy this made me! It's been ages since I had chilled dessert like that. I feel so good I could cry.

You

Aren't you being a bit dramatic?

Soda

One more parfait slush, coming ri...

*Thud*

*Crush*

Soda

Oh no! I'm so sorry! I'll clean it up right away!

Folkwang

My face is... so cold! It feels amazing.

You

...

Later.

Folkwang

Oof... so full... so cool... have I died and gone to heaven?

Having said that, I know in a little while, I'll be just as hot as I was before.

Soda

Would you like me to bring you an ice compress?

Folkwang

A what?

Soda

An ice compress, so you can keep your face cooler for longer.

Folkwang

Oh, neato! Thanks a bunch.

Soda

I'll go get some ice cubes and put them into an ice bag.

Folkwang

Man, this place is the best, isn't it?

Soda

Here's your ice bag!

Whoa!

*Crush*

*Swoosh*

You

The ice cubes fly out of the bag and land on Folkwang.

Folkwang

... *Sigh*

I see you're rather prone to accidents.

Soda

It's okay if you're mad at me...

Folkwang

Are you kidding? I'm grateful! I haven't felt this cool in my entire life.

Soda

Um... you're welcome? I'll bring you more, then.

You

...

Later.

*Clank*

Folkwang

Ahh... that hits the spot.

*Clank clank*

Folkwang

Yep, that's the ticket...

*Clank clank*

Soda

Whoops, sorry!

You

Soda keeps making mistake after mistake.

I sneak out of the Maid Cafe.

4. Vesti's Lucky Friend

126 lines

*Jingle*

Vesti

We-welcome.

You

Vesti?

Vesti

Commander?

You

What are you doing in the Maid Cafe?

Vesti

I-I work here.

You

You're telling me you work at the café?

Vesti

Yeah. This place has a lot of customers,

and I hear it's easy to talk to people and make friends.

So I asked Ade if I could work here for a day.

You

So have you made any friends?

Vesti

Not yet...

Actually, you're our first customer.

It's been dead today.

Cocoa and Ade went out on business, and Soda is cleaning.

You

I see.

Vesti

Actually, I think it's great that we don't have any customers.

You

Why?

Vesti

Because I wouldn't know what to do if we did have them.

Just the thought of it makes my mind go blank, and I break out in a cold sweat.

Maybe I should just give up...

You

Let me help you.

Vesti

C-Commander?

B-but how you plan on...

*Jingle*

Vesti

Oh jeez, a customer!

You

Just calm down and greet them.

Vesti

Okay...

W-welcome!

Blanc

Vesti? Pit Boss?

You

Blanc?

Blanc

Fancy meeting you two here.

You

Blanc enters the Maid Cafe, eyeballing the surroundings curiously.

While Blanc isn't paying attention, I lean over to Vesti and whisper in her ear:

Vesti.

Try making friends with Blanc.

Vesti

With Blanc?

You

She's a customer, isn't she?

Vesti

I guess you're right...

Blanc

This place is usually packed to the gills, so I always steered clear of it.

Seems like today's an exception.

Where do I order?

Vesti

O-over here!

Blanc

Huh? Since when did you start working here?

Vesti

Uh... I... Well...

You

She's only here for the day.

Blanc

Fair enough. Well, what do you recommend?

Vesti

Ah...

Um...

You

Vesti finds herself tongue-tied as Blanc peruses the menu.

She'll be there all day, stammering, unless I do something.

Your choice

Recommend something on the menu.

Ask Blanc if you can help her come to a decision.

Vesti

A recommendation...

...

Um... can I help you with anything?

Blanc

Oh, I'm just not sure whether I want a parfait or a drink.

Vesti

The parfait here is delicious.

I personally think the strawberry ice cream is the best flavor.

Much better than the vanilla, I think.

Oh! And it goes wonderfully with some chocolate syrup drizzled on top.

Blanc

Yeah? I'll have that, then.

Vesti

Y-you will?

Blanc

Why not? Since you give it such a glowing recommendation, I've gotta try it.

Vesti

Okay! I'll have Soda start preparing your order.

...

Thanks, Commander!

You

Vesti whispers to me.

A while later.

Vesti

Here's your parfait, enjoy.

Blanc

Well, it certainly looks delicious. Time to dig in!

...!!

You

Blanc takes a bite of the parfait, and her eyes widen.

Vesti

Do you like it?

Blanc

I love it!

Vesti

!!

You do?

Blanc

Yes! In fact, this is the best parfait I've ever had.

You

No kidding?

Blanc

You want a bite, Pit Boss?

You

Sure.

I take a bite. It's...

You

Absolutely delicious.

Blanc

Told you.

How did you come up with this flavor combination, Vesti?

Vesti

Whenever I came here with Emma, I could never decide between strawberry or chocolate.

When I was deliberating, Emma told me, "Why not combine the two?".

I followed her suggestion,

and I found it delicious!

So I order this every time I come here.

Blanc

They should have this on the menu. I'm gonna recommend this to Noir.

Vesti

I'm glad you like it!

Blanc

You got any other recommendations?

Noir and I can try it out the next time we come here.

Vesti

After the parfait, I think the omurice is a close second.

The way they prepare it is very unique.

Blanc

Is it the kind with the ketchup drizzled on top?

Vesti

That's it!

Blanc

I'm a sucker for that stuff.

Vesti

It sounds like we have similar tastes.

Blanc

Sure does. Have you ever tried fried rice, by any chance?

Vesti

No, I haven't.

Blanc

Oh man, you can't beat it. Next time...

You

Vesti and Blanc proceed to have a natural, free-flowing conversation.

A few minutes later.

Blanc

Why does it feel like someone is watching me...

Pit Boss? What are you laughing at?

You

Nothing. It's just nice to see you two becoming such fast friends.

Vesti

F-friends?

You

You two are chatting like a pair of old friends.

Blanc

Well, if the shoe fits... let's be friends, starting today!

Vesti

...!!

O-okay!

Blanc

Next time, you can come to Coin Rush.

Noir and I will show you a good time.

Vesti

Sounds great!

Blanc

Well, this was fun,

but I've got to meet up with Noir.

See you around.

You

Blanc leaves the Maid Cafe in a hurry.

Vesti

How strange...

I felt like I could say whatever came to my mind in front of Blanc.

I think that... we can be good friends.

You

I feel the same way.

Vesti gazes at the door of the café from which Blanc just departed, a bashful smile spreading across her face.

5. The Coolest Boss in Town

140 lines
Cocoa

Hmm...

Hmmmmmm...

You

Cocoa is pacing in circles, with a look of grave seriousness.

Your choice

Is something wrong?

Do you need to use the restroom?

Cocoa

... Master.

Do you really think it's appropriate to ask a lady that question?

You

Sorry.

Cocoa

It's okay. I'll let it go, just this once.

You

Is something wrong?

Cocoa

Yes, there is.

The Boss isn't coming.

You

What are you talking about?

Cocoa

A couple days ago, I saw a gangster movie on TV.

There was a big mafia don in the movie, and she was super cool.

Yesterday, I was at the park, and I saw someone who reminded me of the actress in the movie.

There wasn't much of a physical resemblance, but it was more in the way she carried herself.

There was a crowd of people around her, and she talked just like the don in the movie.

You

For example?

Cocoa

One thing she said that stuck out was, "We're all hyenas, hungry for a piece of the pie."

So I wrote a note and handed it to her.

You

Are you sure it wasn't dangerous doing that?

Cocoa

Nah, they were just filming for a movie.

It wasn't real. Even I can tell the difference.

You

Well, if that's the case, that's a relief.

What did you write on the note?

Cocoa

I said if she's hungry, then she should come to the Maid Cafe.

You

...

Cocoa

I asked the person beside her to pass it on.

But it doesn't look like she's coming.

Maybe she never saw my note.

Your choice

Maybe she's busy?

I don't think she meant "hungry" literally...

You

Cocoa seems crestfallen. I need to console her, fast.

*Ring*

Rosanna

Where's the person who gave me this note?

You

Rosanna?

Rosanna

Mister? I didn't know you'd be here.

Cocoa

Gasp!

It's the boss!

You

??

You were talking about Rosanna?

Cocoa

Yeah, she's the one I saw in the park.

You

...

I don't think what Cocoa saw was from a movie set...

Best I keep that to myself for the moment.

Rosanna

What the...

I thought they were pulling my leg, but some snot-nosed little kid really did give me this note?

Cocoa

Boss.

So you saw my note?

*Stare*

You

Cocoa fixes her eyes on Rosanna.

Rosanna

... Right. I came here because of your note.

Cocoa

Wowzer!

I-it's...

An hon... hon...

You

It's an honor.

Cocoa

Yeah, that's it. That's it.

Rosanna

Well, now that I've figured out who sent this infernal thing, I'm outta here.

Cocoa

Wait!

Boss.

Are you not hungry anymore?

If you're still hungry, I can make you something to eat before you go.

Rosanna

Huh?

What are you...

*Stare*

You

Cocoa looks at Rosanna with her puppy-dog eyes.

Rosanna

Fine. Just make it quick.

Cocoa

Yes, ma'am! Right away!

You

Cocoa hustles off to the kitchen.

Your choice

You're being awfully friendly.

You're being awfully congenial.

Rosanna

What of it? Can't I be agreeable once in a while?

Am I starting to win you over?

You

It's just unexpected, that's all.

Rosanna

Haha. Yeah?

Did you consider me a heartless person before this?

There's no need to be overtly cruel to a child. Even I know that.

Soon after.

Cocoa

Here you go, Boss! Cocoa's Special Omurice!

You

Cocoa brings out a delicious plate of omurice.

There are squiggly drawings of a gun and a rose on top.

Cocoa

I drew some of the stuff I've seen on your body.

What do you think?

Rosanna

... A fine job.

Cocoa

Hehe!

I invited you here for some omurice

because you seemed really hungry before.

Rosanna

... I did?

Cocoa

I also wanna know how to be cool like you.

What should I do?

Rosanna

Let me think...

Just remember this one thing:

An eye for an eye.

Cocoa

Whoa! Okay! But... erm... what does that mean?

Rosanna

Just a second.

Mister.

Give this squirt a hug.

You

??

Rosanna

Hurry!

*Grab* *Crashhh*

You

The moment I wrap my arms around Cocoa, Rosanna stands in front of us.

Suddenly, the cafe window shatters.

Rosanna

Damn...

they're getting away.

I thought I felt some eyes on us.

I need to go and take care of those punks.

Cocoa

That... was awesome!!

You

!!

You

Cocoa pokes her head out from between my arms and stares at Rosanna.

Cocoa

This is just like...

the movie I saw on TV!

The mafia don protecting his subordinates from the bad guys...

Are we filming a movie right now?

You

Yeah... sure.

Rosanna

Yeah... we're shooting a movie.

Cocoa

Wow! So cool!

You

Cocoa runs in front of Rosanna.

Cocoa

I've always dreamt of being like you.

Someone who's super cool and protects others from the bad guys.

I've got a cool weapon like you too. Say hi to Cocorella.

You

Rosanna regards Cocoa with an intense curiosity,

then pats her on the head.

Cocoa

Ohmygosh, ohmygosh!

I can't believe the boss touched me! This is the best day of my life!

Rosanna

If you want to be as cool as me, you've got your work cut out for you.

Cocoa

I can do it! When I become a big boss like you, I'll come find you.

And I'll bring Cocorella with me.

Rosanna

Sounds good. Well, I better go capture those bad guys.

Cocoa

Sure thing! Go get 'em, Boss!

Rosanna

I'll leave this place to you, Mister.

You

You got it.

Cocoa

Later, Boss!

You

Rosanna smiles brightly at Cocoa as she leaves the Maid Cafe.

Cocoa

Isn't she the coolest?!

You

That she is... what an unexpected turn of events.

Although the Maid Cafe is in shambles, Cocoa is beaming with joy.

6. Magical Cuisine

146 lines

*Ding*

You

I don't see anyone.

Marciana

I think I should head back.

*Taptaptap*

Cocoa

Hey, Master!

Cocoa

Welcome, Marciana.

You

Are you ready, Cocoa?

Cocoa

I was born ready.

Marciana

What's going on here?

Cocoa

I'll definitely cheer you up, Marciana.

I received a message from Master, and I prepared a magical special course just for you.

Marciana

You did?

You didn't have to do all that...

Cocoa

Of course I have to! I've got to treat you to the best service, and nothing less.

You

Cocoa turns and strides confidently into the kitchen.

Your choice

Are you excited?

If you're feeling uncomfortable, just let me know.

Marciana

Of course I am, but...

...

I feel bad for making things difficult for everyone just because of my bad mood.

That's not it.

I feel I've been causing trouble for so many people just because of my bad mood.

I'm not sure if I can enjoy this...

You

Don't feel like you have to put on an act. Just be natural.

Marciana

... All right.

Cocoa

Here's the magical appetizer!

Here's your bling bling teddy bear salad.

You

It looks delicious.

Marciana

So... can I start eating?

Cocoa

Just a second!

I haven't done the most important step yet.

Before you dig in, you've got to recite the magic incantation.

Marciana

Okay...

Cocoa

Master and I will demonstrate.

You

We will?

Cocoa

I'll start.

May this dish be delicious.

You

May this dish be delicious.

Cocoa

By the power in my beating heart!

You

Badump badump!

You

...

Cocoa

This time, you and I will do it together, Marciana.

Marciana

Huh...?

Right now?

Cocoa

Yep! Now then...

Marciana

Wai...

Cocoa

May this dish be delicious.

*Stare*

*Stare*

Marciana

May... this dish be... delicious.

Cocoa

By the power in my beating heart.

Marciana

...

Badump badump.

Cocoa

Amazing! Now you both can dig in.

I'll go prepare the next course.

You

Cocoa heads back to the kitchen.

You

You handled that well.

Let's give this bling bling teddy bear salad a try.

Marciana

...

All right.

You

How is it?

Marciana

...!

It's delicious.

You

That's a relief.

When we almost finish the bling bling teddy bear salad, Cocoa appears once again.

Cocoa

This time, we've got an entrée brimming with magical power.

BadaBOOM hearty omurice.

You

If anything's hearty, it's these portions.

Cocoa

Oh, I'm sure you can finish it with no problem.

You

...

Marciana

Don't tell me we've got to do another weird spell beforehand.

Cocoa

We sure do!

Cocoa

Master and I will give another demonstration.

You

Again?

Cocoa

BadaBOOM!

You

... BadaBOOM!

Cocoa

May this omurice be scrumdiddlyumptious!

You

May this omurice be scrumdiddlyumptious!

Cocoa

Make my heart spin round and round.

You

Badump badump!

Cocoa

I knew you'd get into the swing of things, Master.

You

... I'm not sure how I should feel about that.

Cocoa

All right. Marciana, you're up.

You

...

Marciana

I'm not sure I'm mentally prepared for th...

Cocoa

BadaBOOM!

Marciana

...

Bada... BOOM.

Cocoa

May this omurice be scrumdiddlyumptious!

Marciana

May... this omurice be... scrumdiddlyumptious.

Cocoa

Make my heart spin round and round.

Marciana

... Badump.

Cocoa

One more!

Marciana

... Badump.

Cocoa

Good, and now for the final flourish, just for you.

I'll draw a unique pattern with the ketchup.

You

...

Cocoa

Since I'm doing this just for you, I'll draw Master.

You

Cocoa skillfully squeezes out the ketchup for quite some time.

*Squeeze squeeze*

Cocoa

Phew, that should do the trick.

You

... Thanks Cocoa. It looks delicious.

Cocoa

I'm a pro at this, so it's only natural that it looks good.

Marciana

... Can we start eating now?

Cocoa

Yep! I'll be back in a jiffy.

You

Cocoa runs into the kitchen.

Your choice

How are you doing, Marciana?

You're beet red, Marciana.

Marciana

...

I'm fine.

You

You don't look fine.

Marciana

It's okay. I can do this.

I can do this.

You

You just repeated yourself...

Cocoa

Here I am!

You

In Cocoa's hand is a small cake decorated with adorable patterns.

On the plate, painstakingly scrawled in ketchup are the words "Cheer up, Marciana!".

Cocoa

This time, only Master and I will have to recite the magic incantation.

Are you ready, Master?

You

Ready.

Cocoa

With the power of magic...

You

spin round and round...

Cocoa

and bestow Marciana with...

You

and bestow Marciana with...

Cocoa

a heartfelt dish!

You

Badump badump!

Cocoa

That's all there is to it!

What do you think?

You

Simply remarkable.

Cocoa

Marciana, although I don't know what happened, you're always welcome to the Maid Cafe when you feel down.

Marciana

... Thanks.

Thank you, both of you.

7. Ways to Enjoy a Parfait

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You

As I arrive to meet Tia at the scheduled time, she greets me with a beaming smile.

Tia

Hey, Teacher!

*Hug*

You

!

Tia

Oh, sorry! Sorry.

I was just so happy to see you that I forgot.

Here, it's this way.

You

The inside of the cafe is decorated

with cute mascots and various decorations.

Is there a special event today?

Tia

This is what I was talking about on Bla.

For one day only, you can taste a limited edition parfait that is sold only once a month.

If you want to try it out, they sell tickets on the internet.

There aren't many to go around, so the competition is fierce. The purchase window opens at random times as well, so it's super tough to get your hands on one.

Only those with unyielding determination can overcome the odds and get to taste this limited-edition parfait.

Even with Naga's help, I only just managed to get a ticket.

Here it is. Isn't it adorable?

Squeeee! I'm so thrilled!

You

A moment later, Tia exchanges the pink ticket for a parfait.

Tia

Wow, would you look at that?

The colors are so vibrant!

The toppings are sensational!

And they give you a generous portion.

I can't find anything to possibly fault it for.

Teacher, can you hold it for a sec?

*Click*

Tia

Hmm... that's not quite right.

*Click click*

Tia

That's not it either.

*Click click click*

Tia

None of these are really popping like I want them to.

*Clickclickclickclickclick*

You

Tia continues taking pictures until she is satisfied.

By that point, she's taken well over several hundred.

Tia

Thanks for holding it. Well, I say it's high time we try this bad boy!

You

This tastes...

Your choice

Cloyingly sweet. I feel like I'll get several cavities from it alone.

Positively divine. It's like I've died and gone to heaven.

Tia

Hmm, maybe this is a bit much for you in terms of sweetness.

Next time, I'll treat you to something less sweet.

I'm glad you like it!

Next time, I'll treat you to something even more delicious.

You

Tia and I are devouring the magnificent parfait, when...

Marciana

This is...!

...!

Amazing...

You

I notice a familiar face sitting at the opposite table.

Marciana?

Tia

Oh, hey Miss Marciana.

*Smash*

You

Upon noticing the two of us,

Marciana drops the parfait spoon in her hands.

Tia

What are you doing here?

Marciana

I... er...

You

Marciana looks around nervously.

Tia

What's up with her?

Your choice

Maybe she came here to keep up with the latest trends.

Maybe she wanted to enjoy some alone time.

Marciana

I...

Er... no, that's not why I'm here.

Tia

Ah, I know!

You must have come here for the parfait as well.

Marciana

!!!

I...

I think there's been a misunderstanding.

I most certainly did not come here to try this limited-edition parfait that they only sell once a month.

Nor do I find the toppings irresistible,

or the mascots adorable.

That's absolutely, positively not why I'm here.

Tia

Hehe. Don't worry.

This parfait isn't as bad as you might think.

I bet you were concerned that it potentially contained harmful ingredients, and came to try it for yourself.

Marciana

... Huh?

Tia

I'm right, aren't I? You worry too much.

Marciana

...

That's right.

As a teacher, I should be mindful of what my students are consuming.

Like you said, though, there doesn't appear to be anything wrong with this parfait.

Since I've concluded my testing, I'll be off.

...

You

Marciana shoots one last mournful glance at the unfinished parfait,

and reluctantly turns to leave.

Just a moment.

You

You left your parfait.

Marciana

But I...

You

You should know better than to waste good food.

Marciana

...!

My mistake.

Thank you for reminding me.

You

Marciana gingerly grabs the half-eaten parfait and leaves the cafe.

Tia

This parfait has been all the rage amongst the student body as of late.

That's why Miss Marciana came here to see if everything was on the up and up.

She truly is amazing.

You

She sure is.

Tia

Now that this parfait has Miss Marciana's seal of approval,

I bet it's gonna be even harder to get one from now on.

I'm glad I got the chance to try it out before it's impossible to get.

You

While I watch Tia dive into the rest of the parfait,

I find myself thinking about what a tough gig teaching is.

8. Becoming a Regular

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You

One peaceful afternoon,

I find myself spending a relaxing time at the Maid Cafe, when...

*Jingle*

Sugar

So, this is the place they keep blabbering about.

The one with coffee supposedly sweeter than Sugar Coffee.

Milk

This is it, all right!

The place that has coffee creamier than Milk Coffee.

Ade

Welcome, Miss Sugar and Miss Milk.

Please take a seat wherever you desire.

You

An unsettling tension starts to envelop the cafe.

What brings you two here?

Sugar

Our cafe's sales are in the dumps, but we heard this place is raking it in.

Thought we'd swing by and see if we can learn a thing or two.

Milk

I checked the reviews, and apparently, it has a 5-star rating.

Seriously, does that even make sense?!

People's preferences for even a single cup of coffee can vary greatly; whether they want sugar or milk added.

Those reviews have to be fake.

You

...

Ade

Allow me to properly introduce myself, ladies.

I'm Ade, the maid who has the pleasure of serving you today.

Sugar

Wow, fancy.

Milk

Wipe that smile off your face.

Now,

what's a person got to do to get a menu around here?

Sugar

We don't have that either.

Milk

Shut it, you!

Ade

My sincere apologies for the delay in presenting the menus,

as I was taking a moment to introduce myself.

Milk

Well... at least you addressed the issue quickly enough.

Let's see...

What's good here? Is there anything you would recommend?

Ade

Our most popular dish is undoubtedly the omurice.

Our maids will personally drizzle ketchup atop the dish.

Milk

No kidding?

Sugar

All right, I'll take the omurice and a cup of coffee.

Milk

I'll have the same.

Ade

Certainly.

Could you please wait just a moment?

Milk

If anything seems even slightly off about this place, I'm gonna leave a bad review.

Anyway,

it seems like you come here quite often, huh, Pal?

You

I come occasionally.

Sugar

So, you're a fan as well?

I'm actually starting to really look forward to this.

You

A short while later.

Ade

Thank you for waiting.

Here are your omurice and coffee.

*Clang*

Milk

Hmm?

Hey, Ade!

Why are our coffees different color?

Ade

We took great care in tailoring each cup to suit your preferences.

For Miss Sugar, we've sweetened the coffee with a touch more sugar,

while yours is made creamier with the additional milk.

Sugar

So, you cater to each customer's preferences? Seems like a hassle.

Ade

It's no trouble at all.

Even with the same menu, I strive to create a uniquely delightful experience for both of you.

Milk

...

Ha! You expect me to believe this is tasty?

Well, let me have a try!

*Sip*

Milk

...!

What the heck is this? This rich milk taste...

It's surprisingly delicious!

Sugar

I'd say 14 spoonfuls of sugar were used in mine.

That's sufficiently sweet. Quite pleasant, in fact.

Ade

I'm delighted to hear that you both enjoyed it.

Milk

Hold your horses, we've not tried the omurice yet!

Who knows, it might taste horrendous!

Ade

Would you like to have your omurice straight away?

If so, please allow me to garnish it with some ketchup.

For Miss Sugar, I believe a motorcycle would be most fitting.

Ade

For Miss Milk, I'll draw a mighty fist.

Milk

...

Ade

Voila, it's all done!

Milk

Wow, you're really good at that!

It's so well-done that I'm almost tempted to give it a fist bump.

Sugar

It's Black Typhoon, but... red.

Very cool!

Milk

Are we all set to dig in?

Then...

Ade

Just a moment, ladies.

Milk

Huh?

Ade

You have to recite the spell with me.

Milk

Come again?

Sugar

Alakazam, make this sucker delicious!

Ade

Hehe, that's a fine spell as well,

but there is one specific spell that is exclusive to the Maid Cafe.

Now, repeat after me.

Ooey gooey goodness, make this omurice delicious!

Milk

What in the world...?

Sugar

Ooey gooey goodness, make this omurice delicious!

Milk

How can you just follow like that?

Ugh...

Do I really have to do this?

Ade

It's not mandatory, but reciting the spell would undoubtedly elevate the flavors.

Milk

Ugh, fine!

... Ooey gooey goodness, make this omurice delicious!

Ade

Incredible!

You both recited the spell very nicely.

Now, please enjoy your meal.

Milk

Just you wait! If this tastes horrendous, I'm gonna give you the worst review ever!

*Munch*

Sugar

*Munch*

Milk

...

Ade

Thank you for dining with us.

Hope to see you again soon.

Milk

Sure, everything we had today was decent, but don't celebrate just yet!

I'll be trying every dish on your menu, and if I find a flaw, you'll be in for a scathing review!

Sugar

Next time I come, I'll swap out the engine on Black Typhoon, and you can reflect that change in the ketchup doodle.

*Jingle*

You

...

Ade gazes out the door with a soft smile.

Just like that, there are two more regulars at the Maid Cafe.

9. Bunny For You ♡

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*Ring*

You

Blanc, Noir, and I have been invited to the Maid Cafe.

We've come to taste some of the new menu items, and as thanks for our effort,

Soda plans on creating a few unique dishes especially for Blanc and Noir.

Blanc

Wowzer!

Noir

Wow...

You

The cafe is festooned with bunny girl-related decorations.

Soda

Hey, guys!

How nice of you to come!

Blanc

We heard you'd prepared a special menu just for us, so how could we not come?

Isn't that right, Noir?

Noir

Y-yeah! I love your outfit, Soda. It's so pretty.

Soda

Oh my gosh, thanks!

What an honor to be praised by real, genuine bunny girls.

Blanc

Come now, there's no such thing as real or fake when it comes to bunny girls.

From where I'm standing, you look like a proper bunny girl through and through.

Soda

Hehe, thank you.

Here, let me show you to your seat. Wait right here, and I'll be back.

You

Soda darts into the kitchen.

Blanc

An entire menu inspired by us... I can hardly believe it.

I'm so pumped for this! What about you, Noir?

Noir

I'm really excited as well. And you, Pit Boss?

You

I'm looking forward to it too.

Soda

Thank you for waiting. First up, we have some Bunny Omurice for you.

Enjoy.

You

Let's dig in.

Blanc

Thanks, Soda.

You

We each take a scoop of our omurice and sample it eagerly.

Blanc

Wow! It's delicious!

Noir

Yeah! The ketchup is really sweet, I like it.

Blanc

Really? I thought it was a bit spicy, actually.

What do you think of the taste, Pit Boss?

Your choice

I think it's leaning towards sweet.

I think it's leaning towards spicy.

Blanc

Really? Is my taste sensor broken?

Noir

Oh... m-maybe I made a mistake.

There's no way you both could be wrong...

Soda

Since today's menu is centered around Blanc and Noir,

I made two variations for each dish.

Blanc

I can't believe you went to such lengths for us, Soda.

Noir

I'm so touched...

You

Sauces can be similar in many ways, but also distinctly unique. Just like Blanc and Noir.

Soda

That's precisely what I was going for!

Here, let me show you one more thing.

This is a Bunny Parfait! I made this in two variations.

You

Soda brings out a parfait in an opulent glass.

Soda

The right side is chocolate flavored, representing Noir, and the left is cream flavored for Blanc.

Blanc

It looks absolutely gorgeous!

Noir

How interesting.

You

All three of us dig into our parfaits, and before we know it, we've nearly polished them off.

Soda

So, what did you think?

Noir

I really enjoyed it.

You

Delicious. Blanc?

Blanc

Hmm... there was one thing that bothered me.

Soda

Oh?

What's that?

Blanc

Aren't you supposed to be a bunny girl right now?

Soda

Yes... why?

Blanc

You crafted these incredible dishes for us, but left yourself out. I wish there was something prepared for you, Soda.

Noir

I agree.

You're always thinking of others and neglecting yourself.

Blanc

This time, you deserve to share the spotlight with us.

Every individual bunny girl should shine as bright as the next.

Soda

I... I never thought about that before.

So what should I do?

You

Hmm...

How about adding a flavor to the parfait that represents Soda?

Blanc

A fine idea, Pit Boss. I'm sure we can come up with something between all of us.

Noir

I'm sure we can!

You

All of us get to work brainstorming a new modified parfait,

and we end up with one consisting of chocolate, cream, and melon.

Blanc

Phew... all done.

Noir

Thanks for the help, Pit Boss. We couldn't have done it without you.

You

Don't mention it.

I presume this parfait is meant for three people, yes?

Soda

A dish made just for me...

I've never felt this way before.

Blanc

It's always bothered me seeing your hard work go unrecognized.

Noir

Right! We want you to be happy too.

Soda

Oh my gosh, you guys... you're gonna make me cry.

Blanc

So long as you're happy, we're happy. Isn't that right, Noir?

Noir

That's right! What a wonderful feeling this is.

Blanc

Well, Noir and I have to be on our way,

so we'll catch you two later.

Noir

Goodbye!

Soda

Bye! Thanks for stopping by.

You

Blanc and Noir wave goodbye as they leave the café.

Soda

Hehe... so this is for me...

You

Soda stares at the parfait made specially for her, lost in thought.

10. First Maid Cafe Experience

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*Jingle*

Ade

Welcome back, Master.

You

Hello.

Ade

The lady next to you is Miss Flora, right?

Flora

Yes, that's correct.

Ade

I heard this is your first time at a maid cafe?

Flora

Yes, it's my first time.

You

Flora glances around the Maid Cafe.

Flora

Hmm...

At first glance, it doesn't seem much different from a regular cafe.

Except for the staff

working in maid outfits, that is.

Other than that, what are the differences between this place and a regular cafe?

Ade

Well, other than the outfits that you just mentioned,

at our cafe, we tailor our service to suit the individual preferences of each Master who visits.

We strive to provide an experience that will leave you feeling completely satisfied.

Flora

I see.

You've got me curious now.

Ade

We will do our utmost to meet your expectations, Miss.

Please have a seat over here.

You

Flora and I sit down at the spot Ade guides us to, and look at the menu.

I'll have a coffee, please.

Ade

Excellent.

And for you, Miss Flora?

Flora

Hmm...

You've got quite a lot of different tea options...

Have you got plain water?

Ade

If you'd like some water, we can serve that free of charge.

Flora

... Uh-huh.

I came all the way out here, so I might as well get more than water.

I'll have a coffee as well.

Ade

Excellent. I'll have those for you in just a moment.

You

Ade heads to the kitchen.

Flora

Thanks for coming here with me, Blossom.

You

No problem. It's been a while since I've been here, so I was happy to tag along.

Flora

Hmm...

You

Flora takes another look around the Maid Cafe.

Flora

Upon closer inspection,

this place does have quite a lovely atmosphere.

A lot of effort has gone into the decorations, both big and small.

Especially... do you see that vase over there?

You

Yes, it's pretty.

Flora

It's more than just pretty.

The flowers that are placed inside go perfectly with the vase itself.

The color combination is wonderfully harmonious.

It's sublime.

Whoever arranged them must really know their flowers.

I can feel the affection they have for them.

Ade

Here are your coffees.

Flora

Excuse me, Lily.

May I ask

who arranged that vase over there?

Ade

I did.

Flora

...!

You like flowers, don't you?

Ade

Yes, I do.

Looking at them soothes my mind.

I placed them there in hopes that

our customers would feel the same.

Flora

I see...

I really like them, hehe.

Hmm?

Is this coffee?

It looks different from Blossom's.

Mine seems a bit lighter?

Ade

Oh, I'm sorry for not explaining sooner.

Yours isn't regular coffee, Miss.

We've served you water infused with coffee grounds.

I felt this would be more suitable to your tastes.

Flora

... I see.

The smell is quite mild. Very delicate.

...

*Gulp*

Flora

!

Wow, it's so smooth.

It's perfect.

Ade

I'm glad you like it.

Moreover, the water has a balanced acidity, which can be beneficial for some plants as well.

Flora

Really?

Is that true?

Could you tell me how to make this? How long do I brew the coffee grounds, and how much of them?

Could you give me the exact amount and time measurements?

You

Flora proceeds to bombard Ade with a flurry of questions.

A few hours later.

Flora

That was incredibly satisfying.

The Maid Cafe truly is a wonderful place.

I'll definitely come back... No,

I'll come often, Lily!

Ade

Thank you for stopping by.

See you next time.

You

Clutching the bag of coffee grounds she received from Ade,

Flora leaves the Maid Cafe with a satisfied look on her face.

11. You'll Keep Your Promise, Won't You, Eunhwa?

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*Ring*

Soda

Welcome, Miss Vesti!

Vesti

Hehe... Soda, it's been a while...

You

Welcome!

Vesti

Oh? Yo-you're here too, Commander?

... Hehe. Now I'm really glad I came.

Soda

So, what brings you here today?

Vesti

Uh... W-well, you see...

Vesti hesitates, then looks toward the open door.

Vesti

A-are you really not coming in...?

???

*Sigh*... Fine.

I'll come in.

*Ring*

You

Eunhwa?

Eunhwa

!!

Weakling?

What are you doing here?

You

You could say I'm the temporary manager for today.

Eunhwa

I'm going back.

This isn't what I signed up for.

Vesti

W-wait, Eunhwa!

Yo-you're not really gonna leave, are you?

I-I really wanted to eat some parfait with you...

Yo-you said you would do anything...

Eunhwa

...

Bah. Fine. Hurry up and order then.

Vesti

... Hehe, thanks.

Soda

M-Master...

Miss Eunhwa seems to have a soft spot for Miss Vesti!

You

Sh-she does?

Eunhwa

What are you two whispering about?

Hurry up and show us to our seats.

Soda

O-oh, of course! R-right this way!

You

Vesti.

Vesti

Yeah? You called?

You

May I ask what this is about?

Vesti

Hehe, well, you see...

Wh-what? Are you serious?

Yo-you're not lying to me, are you?

Eunhwa

Yeah, I owe you that much.

Vesti

Are you really going to do whatever I want?

Eunhwa

Sure.

Vesti

Wherever?

Eunhwa

Yeah, doesn't matter to me.

Vesti

Hehe... hehehe...

... That's a promise, right?

Eunhwa

*Sigh*

I shouldn't have said that.

Soda

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Here's the parfait you ordered!

*Clink*

Vesti

Hehe, i-it looks yummy... Right, Eunhwa?

Eunhwa

Not bad at all.

...

We've got our food, so you can leave now.

Soda

Huh? But...

we haven't done the most important part?

You

Exactly.

Eunhwa

And what's that?

Vesti

O-ooey gooey goodness, make this delicious!

Coochie woochie, boing! ♡

Soda

Wow, Miss Vesti! That was just amazing!

You're so much more confident than usual!

Vesti

Heh, hehe.

I've been practicing a lot because I wanted to show Eunhwa how well I can do.

You

Now then, Eunhwa.

It's your turn.

Vesti

Y-yeah...! I wanna see Eunhwa do it too, hehe.

Eunhwa

Don't be ridiculous.

Vesti

... Huh?

Eunhwa

You're asking me to do something that foolish?

Even if I promised, this crosses the line.

Vesti

W-wait, Eunhwa...

*Bang*

Eunhwa

I'm out. The rest is up to you.

You

...

Vesti

*Sniffle*

I-I'm sorry... Eunhwa.

I-I didn't know you'd hate it so much.

Vesti

Th-this is a spell that's supposed to make it taste even better...

I just wanted you to enjoy the parfait more, Eunhwa...

Eunhwa

*Sigh*...

Fine. Just this once.

Vesti

...!

R-really? Y-you're actually gonna do it?

Eunhwa

Yes, I'll do it, so be quiet.

Whew...

...

... cious.

You

!

Eunhwa

... chie... chie.

Boing.

Soda

...

You

...

Soda

M-Miss Eunhwa, your face is sooo red...!

Eunhwa

*Sigh* I'm already bending over backwards for you. Don't push your luck.

Get lost. All of you.

*Click*

You

Did someone just take a photo?

Vesti

... Hehe, that came out great!

L-look at this, Eunhwa. Yo-you look really cute.

On Vesti's phone screen, there's a picture of Eunhwa sitting in front of a parfait, her face bright red.

Eunhwa

...

... Delete it.

Vesti

H-huh? What do you mean?

Eunhwa

I said delete it!

*Crash!*

Eunhwa bolts up and lunges for the phone.

Vesti

Gaaah! Sh-shaking Eunhwa's on a rampage!

Vesti narrowly dodges Eunhwa, staying just out of reach.

Vesti

Gaaaaaah!

*Ring*

Eunhwa

Stop right there!

*Bang*

Soda

Um...

Wh-what in the world just happened?

You

I-I'm not sure...

Only after cleaning up the messy table are Soda and I able to move onto our next task.

12. Show Me Your True Feelings

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You

On a quiet day off, I get a text from Privaty.

She says she's heard the Maid Cafe's sales are skyrocketing and wants to visit to check things out.

*Zing*

Privaty

Hmm...

*Looks around* *Looks around*

Privaty

Hmm...

Doesn't look like there's anything unusual?

You

Yeah.

Privaty

... But how is it that sales are higher than when I was here?

It seems no different from usual...

You

Are you jealous?

Privaty

N-no way!

I work for the Central Government, so why the heck would I be jealous?!

I-I only help out occasionally, it's not like I actually work as a maid...

You

... I see.

???

Welcome back, Master, Miss.

Privaty

...

You are...?

Ade

Miss... Privaty?

And the person beside you is...?

You

Hello.

Ade

!!!

M-M-Master?!

Th-this is most unexpected! What brings you here...?

You

I heard sales went up, so I thought I'd come check it out.

Ade

I-I... see.

... Very well, then. Allow me to show you to your seat.

This way, please...

Privaty

Hold on a sec.

Ade, what the heck are you wearing?

Ade

Oh, this outfit, you ask?

We will soon be holding a bunny girl event at the Maid Cafe.

Consider this a sort of rehearsal...

I am most pleased to see that our esteemed guests are enjoying themselves so thoroughly...

Privaty

... How disappointing.

Ade

I beg your pardon?

Privaty

I-I'm so disappointed!

T-to think you'd try to lure in customers with such indecent clothing...!

Whatever happened to your pride as a maid?!

Ade

M-Miss Privaty...?

It's a misunderstanding. Th-this is not as it appears...

You

Privaty, calm down.

Privaty

Calm down?! How am I supposed to stay calm when even Ade has changed?

Ade used to be the very embodiment of what it meant to be a proper maid!

Ade

... If I have caused you any displeasure, I humbly apologize.

Might I beg you to grant me but a single chance—

a chance to prove that I remain unchanged?

Privaty

... Hmph.

Fine.

Then show me that you're still serious about this.

Ade

...

Understood, Miss Privaty.

From this moment, I shall devote myself entirely to serving you.

This way, if you please.

Master, Miss Privaty, your meal is ready.

Privaty

... I'll leave it to you.

*Clack clack*

You

Not long after we place our order, the table is lavishly filled with a variety of sumptuous dishes.

Bunny omurice, bunny parfait, bunny cake—new menu items that seem to be made with care.

Whoa...

Privaty

...!!

Ade

These dishes are the fruit of several sleepless nights of research—undertaken together with Cocoa and Soda, of course.

I do hope they are to your liking.

Privaty

... Well, it's not entirely unpleasant.

Ade

A-ahem...!

W-well then... allow me to recite the spell to make it delicious.

Ah...?

Uh... C-could you both maybe not stare at me like that...?

Ade's face turns bright red as she tightly shuts her eyes and starts chanting a spell.

Ade

Become delicious...

B-become delicious...!

You

I don't know if it's intentional or merely a coincidence,

but Ade's clumsy execution of the spell—so unlike her usual perfectionism—somehow makes my heart flutter even more.

The regulars must feel the same way.

You

... I'd say she passes.

Now I get why sales have gone up.

Ade

Ah...!

Th-thank you very much... Master!

You

What about you, Privaty?

Privaty

...

... Fine.

I'll admit it.

You really haven't changed, Ade.

In fact, seeing you in that outfit makes your sincerity stand out even more.

Ade

Oh...!

M-my deepest thanks, Miss Privaty.

Privaty

And thanks.

For putting up with our unreasonable demands when we just barged in like that.

Ade

Please do not speak so, Miss Privaty.

If your misunderstanding has been resolved, then I am most relieved.

You

What a heartwarming ending.

Privaty

Um... Ade,

there's something I'd like to ask you...

Ade

Yes, what might it be?

Privaty

...

So... you'll be needing more hands to get the event ready, right?

I-it just so happens I've got some free time lately.

If you really needed someone, I suppose I could help.

You

...

Privaty

Wh-what's with that look?

I-I'm telling you this with the best of intentions, okay?

Ade

Hehe, but naturally.

With Miss Privaty's assistance, I would feel most reassured.

Privaty

I knew it.

If you ever need help, give me a shout.

I could totally pull off a bunny girl, no problem!

Ade

Hehe. Yes, I shall be in touch with you soon.

... In the near future, we just might witness the birth of a brand-new bunny girl maid.

13. A New Regular

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You

It's a quiet afternoon.

I get a message from Diesel and Soline, and now I'm waiting at the Maid Cafe...

*Jingle*

Brid

... Diesel, do we really have to drink coffee here?

Diesel

Of course! This is the cafe Soline recommended just for you!

She was actually the one who wanted to come the most, but something came up and she couldn't.

Still, she was super insistent that

at least the two of us had to come and try it first!

Brid

*Sigh*

Ade

Welcome back, Miss Diesel and Miss Brid.

Allow me to guide you to where Master is seated.

You

Hey, you two.

Diesel

Hehe, hi there!

Brid

I see the Commander is here as well.

You

Yeah, Soline asked me to come in her place.

Brid

I see. So that's why you came.

You

Yeah, that's part of the reason, but mostly I just wanted to come.

I've been so busy that I haven't dropped by in a while.

Brid

... It seems that everyone really likes this cafe.

Ade

Here is the menu.

Please take your time perusing it, and let me know when you have made your selection.

Diesel

I'll have a strawberry latte, please!

Make it super sweet!

You

I'll have my usual.

Ade

Certainly.

Brid

...

Ade

Have you made your decision, Miss Brid?

Brid

I heard that

here, you can prepare what a customer wants, even without them saying a word.

Is that correct?

Ade

Certainly.

Shall I prepare your drink according to your preference, Miss Brid?

Brid

Yes, please.

Ade

Very well, if you would kindly wait for just a moment.

You

After bowing, Ade collects the menus and disappears into the kitchen.

Diesel

Oh boy, I can't wait!

You

Me neither.

Brid

Just how good must the items here be for you two to be acting like this?

Diesel

I've tagged along with Soline a few times,

and it's always been really satisfying, hehe.

You

I like that they always make it just the way I want.

Brid

Is that so?

Hm...

You

By the way, why didn't you just order from the menu, Brid?

Brid

... At first,

it was out of a bit of stubbornness.

I was curious—still am, in fact—to see whether they could truly make what I had in mind.

But after hearing Ade's confident reply,

I find myself starting to look forward to it.

Diesel

Oh, I think it's already done.

Here she comes!

You

Ade returns with three drinks in hand.

Ade

Thank you for waiting.

Miss Diesel, your strawberry latte as ordered.

Diesel

Oh my, thank you!

Ade

Master, I have prepared your usual coffee.

You

Thank you very much.

Ade

And Miss Brid,

here is the drink you requested.

Brid

This is...

Hm...

Pour-over coffee, I presume?

Ade

Indeed. It is rather hot, so do allow it to cool a little before partaking.

Brid

Thank you.

*Sip*

Brid

...

...!

Remarkable.

I've never had such a perfect pour-over coffee before.

I didn't realize coffee could leave such a lingering impression.

More than that...

*Sip*

Brid

It's as if you've read my mind.

Today, I was actually in the mood for a nutty, roasted coffee rather than something bright,

and even that is flawless.

Ade

I am truly glad it pleases you, Miss Brid.

I do hope you enjoy your tea time.

I shall take—

Brid

Just a moment.

Ade

Yes, Miss Brid?

Might there be anything else you require?

Brid

No, that's not it. I have a question.

How did you know what I wanted?

You

I'm curious about that, too.

Ade

First, I observed your gaze as you perused the menu.

It immediately went to the coffee section.

Then, when Miss Diesel mentioned her preference for a sweet strawberry latte,

I noticed that you very subtly furrowed your brow.

From this delicate gesture, I inferred that you are not fond of sweet flavors, and thus I presented you with unsweetened coffee.

Brid

But how did you know I prefer a nutty flavor?

Ade

Ah, that...

I suppose you could call it intuition.

Perhaps you and I are perfectly attuned, hehe.

Brid

... I see.

That's truly remarkable.

You

Beside me, Diesel leans in and speaks softly.

Diesel

Commander, it's been a while since I've seen Brid this excited!

She must really like her coffee!

Hehe, I guess it was worth dragging her here, huh?

You

Totally.

Brid

Excuse me, I've already finished this cup.

Could I get a refill?

Ade

Of course, Miss Brid.

Kindly wait just a moment.

You

The moment Ade walks away, I ask Brid.

How is it?

Brid

...

... I might end up becoming a regular here.

I ought to thank Soline for the recommendation.

Diesel

Hehe, Soline's going to be so thrilled to hear that!

Then, Commander, shall we have a taste too?

You

And so our delightful tea time continues.

On the way back, Brid carries coffee in both hands as we head off.