Corruption Treatment Records I

Are you saying that you can cure corruption?

Yes.

It's a disease,

and so we have to treat it.

This isn't an everyday cold, you know.

You know more than anyone else

what I've been through.

I've been corrupted

by the Raptures.

I know. You don't have to remind me.

Then don't bother.

You know it doesn't work.

That's not for certain.

Just forget it.

I'd rather go out and die an honorable death on the field

than spend my days getting turned into a pincushion.

You're free to go out and fight all you want,

but before you do, just let me draw some blood.

That's precisely what I don't want to do!

Why?

Are you scared of needles?

Hardy har. You know that's not it.

... Is it because it might confirm there's no antidote?

Are you so afraid that I might not find a cure?

...!

We haven't even tried yet.

The least we can do is try.

We have to do our best to fight this thing. We can beat it.

... Let's just stop talking about it.

So you're going to throw your hands up and give up, is that it?

Run away like a coward without even fighting?

Is that what you really want?

What else am I supposed to do?!

Fine, let's say we go through with this.

What will it change?

Will it get rid of the corruption? Will it prolong my life?

It will change your mindset.

You'll be putting your best foot forward, and you'll be less likely to give up.

You're not a lost cause.

You're surrounded by people who care about you.

You have to tell yourself that you want to live.

I'm begging you.

!!

I'm asking you to trust me, just this once.

Give me a chance to try and cure you.

To do my best to fight against this corruption.

Can you give me that much?

... Rapunzel.

I can't just sit back and let this claim you.

I don't want to lose a colleague...

... and a friend.

...

*Sigh*

I never thought I'd hear such things from someone who lived such a sheltered life.

You're really laying it on thick, aren't you?

Well, I was a potential candidate to be the next pope, after all.

I've always had a proclivity for glibness.

*Sigh*

... Fine. I suppose it'd be a bit disgraceful to give up without a fight.

If you're that insistent,

I'll give it a shot.

... Red Hood.

Take your damn blood.

Let's see what we're up against here.

... Thank you for putting your faith in me.

Ugh... so corny.

Give it a rest and take the blood sample already.

Okay.

Then thank...

Argh!

You didn't say it'd hurt!

Don't be such a crybaby.

This is a perfectly normal shot.

Normal, my ass! Are you sure you stuck me properly?

Of course I did!

At least it felt right when it went in...

It hurts like hell! How many more of these do we have to do?

Let's see... 7 more to go.

What?!

That's it, I'm done!

What is this toxic-looking sludge?

It doesn't even look edible.

It's medicine.

Medicine?

For who?

Who do you think?

Don't tell me that this is the cure?

That's right.

Based on the data we've compiled,

and from analyzing the blood that we drew from you,

I've formulated a preliminary antidote.

You've already come up with a prototype?

You're even more skilled than I thought!

I'm not the one who made it.

We have V.T.C. to thank for that.

My role was simply to analyze the data and hand it to V.T.C.

Hey now, don't shortchange yourself. That's still super impressive.

I'm starting to feel spoiled with you looking after me so much.

Stop babbling and try it.

I'm supposed to observe your reaction and give V.T.C. a status report.

All right, down the hatch then.

...

??

Er...

Hmm...

Why aren't you drinking it?

Well...

It's just... it looks absolutely disgusting.

Medicine isn't supposed to taste good.

I was actually thinking about this recently.

If they can make all this medication that treats previously incurable diseases, how come they can't make some that taste half decent?

...

Do they intentionally make them taste bad to torture us?

Wha...

Honestly, I'd swear they derive some kind of sick pleasure from watching people suffer.

What?!

That's absurd! Why would we force people to do such a thing?

I didn't say anything about force-feeding. That's on you.

Stop kidding around and drink it already!

*Sigh*

Oof... I'm really not digging this color.

*Sniff sniff*

Ugh!

It reeks too!

Red Hood.

Okay, fine. I'll drink it.

Here we go...

Good lord!

What is this?! It tastes like mop water that's been left in the sun.

How would you even know what that tastes like...

Urgh... I think I'm gonna barf.

Other than nauseous, how are you feeling?

Any dizziness or fever?

Do your hands or legs feel numb?

If you are asking...

Hmmm...

I'm not really sure.

But I really do think it's going to happen.

What?

I'm gonna vomit.

?!

N-no, don't! If you do, you'll need to drink it all over again!

Blurgh...

Red Hood!

More medicine?

Huh?

What are you so startled for?

I'm asking if I have to take more medicine.

Oh... yes. Yes.

...

Come to think of it, you stopped taking blood samples.

You couldn't get enough of them before.

That... that's because I know how painful it is for you when I do them.

Are you sure it's not because

you don't need my data anymore?

!!

N-no!

Of course we need it.

I just wanted to give you a little break from it,

that's all.

Is V.T.C. making any progress?

Hmm?

Well, they're continuing their research on the treatment, but...

progress has been slow...

...

Saintess.

This medicine...

Yes?

...

Is there something wrong with the medicine?

Is the smell bothering you again?

I've tried to make it less offensive than before...

... Rapunzel.

Huh?

Wh-why are you using my real name?

Red Hood?

It's nothing.

I just haven't called you by your name in a long time.

This medicine is still hideous looking.

Shouldn't they have been able to find a way to make it easier on the eyes by now?

...

Things haven't felt right

for a while now.

What are you saying?

Hehe, another day...

and another dose of this disgusting medicine.

...

...

Just say what you want to say.

Today, I shall edify thee on the pleasure of using one's own body.

With that sword?

No thanks. I'm not in the mood, and I don't want to get my clothes dirty.

I've been trying hard to keep them clean for the past few days.

Even better.

I shall see to it that your garments are soiled through and through.

Have you ever listened to yourself speak? You sound uncouth and uneducated.

Since thou dost accuse me of these crimes every day, 'tis only appropriate for me to act the part.

Try and block this.

You are really persistent.

Wow, these two sure are full of piss and vinegar.

Scarlet! Dorothy!

Are you fighting again?

This is the 24th time today.

Actually, I believe it was 26.

Regardless!

I'm getting tired of having to clean up after you two every time you get into a tussle.

Oh, so it's you who's always cleaning up the mess?

I was wondering.

Forsooth, I believed twas Dorothy, for she is so obsessed with cleanliness.

So you've been pawning off your responsibilities to Snow White?

Give me a break.

I did no such thing.

Moreover,

you never even considered cleaning up after yourself for a single second.

Steady thy tongue.

So long as what I require is within reach, tis enough for mine sensibilities.

What need is there to spend time frivolously faffing about with this and that?

You're a real slob, you know what?

What did you call me?

This impertinent tongue waggling against me is because ye have little notion of what a true "slob" actually constitutes.

Scarlet! Dorothy!

Would you two please cut it out?

Or at the very least, please clean up after you've had a row.

W-wha...?! Why are you putting me in a headlock?

Steady now, Snow White.

I think this little scuffle of theirs will last at least another hour or two, wouldn't you say?

So, let's just let them be.

But I haven't said all I wanted to say!

Now let go!

So,

as soon as the Commander and I aren't around,

this is what happens?

I've done all I can to try and keep them apart,

but they were particularly nasty with each other today, and I didn't dare intervene.

I'm sorry.

Why are you apologizing?

They're the ones responsible for this.

Where are they now?

Well...

Sure enough, she soiled my shirt.

Now it's all stained, and it's not coming off.

Great. Just great.

She's a complete vulgarian,

utterly lacking in all etiquette.

A total brute who is always spoiling for a fight.

She insists on sparring with me, even when she can't win.

Not to mention how she never cleans up after herself,

and her room has all those animal pelts lying around everywhere.

It's revolting.

Whenever I step in there, I feel as if bugs are crawling all over me.

I can't find a single redeeming factor about her.

...

*Sigh*

I need a break.

...

Such bluster, such haughtiness she has. I failed in taking the wind from her sails.

Tis rather peculiar.

I was convinced I could break her, given her fixation on cleanliness.

I hardly expected our skirmish to last for so long.

Hmm...

Perhaps a frontal assault is not the answer.

Nay, 'tis impossible.

She is naught but a conceited dunderhead, a sharp-tongued dandy who's as shallow as she is full of herself.

And perhaps most egregiously of all, she looked down upon the path of the sword.

I will break her yet, and I will do so through direct confrontation.

Yes, I will make it so.

...

But first, before that,

I believe I must convalesce for a moment...

Doo doo doo♪

!

Hmm?

Pray tell, what brings thee here of all places?

I was about to ask you

the very same thing.

This is where I always drink my...

...

What are you drinking?

Oh, this?

Some floral tea.

The scenery here is rather breathtaking, so I venture here from time to time to enjoy a cup of tea.

...

You're telling me you drink floral tea?

Doth my words fall on deaf ears?

Would you perchance like to try? 'Tis made from goldenrod.

Mmm?

This is Marigold.

The sweet aftertaste is divine.

Where did you get this?

I brewed it myself.

What?

You brewed this tea?

The entire thing? All by yourself?

I beg thee, avert thy gaze.

Do not regard me as if I were a freak of nature.

My interest in herbal tea is long-established.

Many horticultural samples are festooned around my chambers. Have you not seen them?

No. I've never been able to get past all the animal skins.

The flowers are most diminutive. Perhaps that explains why thine eyes did not chance upon them.

At any rate, to be able to recognize which strain thou art imbibing from merely one sip is impressive.

It doth seem thou art most erudite on the subject of tea.

Well, if I'm being honest,

this is a place I come often to enjoy a cup of tea.

Oh, just like me.

You have good taste.

Well... in that regard at least... I suppose you do as well.

And I must admit,

this tea is superb.

...

...

So, thou art fond of the Goldenrod Tea?

Very much so, yes.

Ye are more than welcome to come and partake along with me.

I'll think about it.

Might I ask, why thou dost hold the cup in such a peculiar fashion?

What do you mean?

Thy pinky is protruding outwards when you take a sip.

Perhaps thy digit is afflicted with an ailment of some sort?

You pay attention to the smallest things.

Call me crazy, but I've felt for some time now that you are particularly interested in me.

Interest?

Forsooth, perhaps thou could say so.

Perseverance ensures success.

Huh?

It is as thou hast claimed. I have always been observing you.

So you've been stalking me?! In what world is that acceptable behavior?

We both have finished our tea. Let us go for another round.

No. I don't want to get my clothes dirty.

They are already soiled as is. A bit more grime would be of nugatory importance.

I really can't stand you.

Hmm? Where are thou going, Dorothy?

Dost thou retreat from me?

No, I'm heading back to the base.

I am Dorothy, Grimms Model No. 2, and I have been assigned to the Goddess Squad.

Looking forward to working with you all.

Wow, someone else finally passed.

Turns out there actually are people compatible with the program.

I am, correct.

Hey, aren't I a Nikke too?

Huh? How?

My apologies for the Commander's behavior. He sometimes goes on these nonsensical tangents.

You're fine, don't worry.

This... isn't quite what I imagined it would be.

What isn't?

I thought everything would have a bit more of a... refined air to it. More noble, perhaps?

Especially considering we're the last line of defense between mankind and complete annihilation.

Are you somehow implying that we're crass?

No, I didn't mean that.

I just didn't expect you all to be so laid back.

Yes.

None.

Negative.

No.

I can be of use, I assure you. I have everything I need to know up here, in my head.

Sucks for them.

Dorothy, at this point,

we can't put much faith in your professed skills,

so, if it's okay with you, I'd like to conduct a test.

...

If I'm being honest, I'm a bit offended. I realize we've only just met, but to say that you don't trust me straight to my face?

We just don't want any of our members getting killed.

So if you think someone won't last long on the field, you won't accept them to begin with?

It might sound harsh, but yes.

It's up to you. You can refuse the test, but if you do, you won't be able to join the team.

...

Let's get this over with.

Are we done?

Any other tests?

...

Were the results no good?

I personally thought I did well, but maybe I didn't meet your standards...

You did amazing. I think you even broke a few records. Are you sure you're new to all this?

...

Finally, we got to have a party!

...

Sounds fun.

Ah, there is something I'd like to ask you, just for the record.

Go ahead.

What was your reason for becoming a Nikke?

...

I wanted to go back. To the past.

If I defeat all of these infernal creatures, I believe things can go back to how they used to be.

Hmm. Okay. I understand.

Commander!

...

I like that too.

My name's Rapunzel. I'm Grimms Model No. 3, and I have been assigned to the Goddess Squad.

I'm glad to be part of the team.

She looks like a nun.

Is that what you are?

Yes.

I'm from V.T.C.

When you say V.T.C., do you mean the medical center operated by the church group?

Yes. That's correct.

Now that I think about it, your face looks kind of familiar.

Weren't you the leading candidate to assume the papacy?

I left all that behind.

Why? You had such a bright future ahead of you.

I couldn't bear to sit back watching all the suffering in this world and not do anything about it.

Yet, despite my desire to stand up and do something, I found myself in an environment where human dignity had perished, and base survival was the driving force behind all decisions. I was powerless to do anything.

That's when I heard about all of you.

Stories circulated about how you all were a beacon of light bringing hope back into the world.

I wanted to be part of that.

That's why I'm here. I wish to become a Goddess of Victory.

Faith alone will not get us through this trial. The time has come for us to take up arms.

That is why I was determined to be eligible for this program.

Truly.

A holy warrior.

I'm looking forward to working with all of you.

Ah, yes.

I'm quite adept at praying. Once, I prayed continuously for three entire days without any rest.

I've also garnered praise for my preaching and public speaking engagements.

I even participated in the church choir.

Oh, my apologies.

The staff that I use has the power to regenerate Goddesium.

It's what our bodies are all composed of.

Sure you were.

Anyway, how is regenerating Goddesium out of thin air even possible?

To be more precise, I can replenish small amounts of Goddesium particles in damaged areas.

For example,

I would be able to undo the damage done by a gunshot.

So it's like filling up a hole? Wouldn't that negatively affect certain functions?

Not at all. I'm well versed in our internal structures.

This knowledge was imparted to me during the process of becoming a Nikke.

I therefore know precisely what each individual part of our body requires in order to function normally.

A woman of many talents.

Indeed.

So long as we've got you on our team, we can fight without a care in the world.

I would still urge you all to exercise caution in battle. I can heal certain injuries up to a point, but if the wounds are too severe, my powers won't be of much use.

I also have a beam distortion ability, and my hair also acts as a scrambler for certain electronics.

Although my physical prowess may not measure up to the rest of you,

I'll be able to provide you with adequate support and allow you to focus on the fight.

Are you able to heal humans as well?

I'm afraid not.

Oh. That's too bad.

Why do you ask?

The commander is the one who's always getting hurt.

Humans are such frail creatures, so I find it mystifying why he insists on standing at the very front in battle.

Anyway, once you get unpacked,

I'll give you a tour of the airship's interior.

Wait, did you not bring any luggage with you?

No, I brought a few th...

Wait...

...

Oh dear. I was in such a rush, that I must have forgotten to bring my things.

What should I do now?

We're quite a ways away from V.T.C...

They don't deliver here, do they?

Totally harebrained.

The lights are on, but no one's home.

Rear detachment, you're late! What are you all doing?

That Rapture just emitted some kind of EMP.

All of our weapons are malfunctioning.

My scrambler isn't working either, nor is my staff.

This is bad...

We'll have to take the fight close to them.

Stay behind us, Commander.

We're about to engage in close-quarters combat, and we won't be able to protect you.

But if we're unable to defend this place...

... Everyone, prepare to retreat.

E-excuse me! Can I check the weapons real quick?

What's a kid doing in a place like this?

Who are you?

I-I'm Snow White, Grimms Model No. 4.

I wanted to give a proper self-introduction, but considering how desperate the situation is, we'll have to skip the formalities for the moment.

Snow White!

There's no time. Hand over your weapons to me, and I'll fix them.

No, we have to retreat.

We've got to fall back.

Just give me a minute! I can fix it!

For Snow White? Of course I can.

Understood!

All clear.

Nicely done, everyone.

Good job.

Phew... that got a bit hairy.

...

You said your name was Snow White?

Yes.

Thank you. You really saved our skins back there.

D-don't mention it.

How did you do that? You repaired all our weapons in one minute flat.

Yes... I mean, no!

It wasn't that simple.

Commander, for goodness' sake...

Look at her. She's practically a child.

No, it's okay.

Thanks for saving us.

I'm just glad that you're safe, Lilith.

Hehe, yeah. We've met before.

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As soon as my transformation was complete, I was assigned to the Goddess Squad.

But I wasn't confident enough,

so I stayed shut in my room and focused only on crafting weapons.

Eventually though, Lilith helped get me out of my shell, and I mustered up the courage to join your squad properly.

I'm glad to finally be a part of the team.

If your weapon is ever damaged or if you want to upgrade it, just give Snow White a ring.

As you can see, she's a real prodigy when it comes to weapons.

Oh jeez... it's embarrassing when you put it like that...

...

...

Is she adorable, or is she adorable?

Very adorable.

Hmm? Did you order something, Commander?

It looks to me like there could be a person inside.

Should we open it?

Even if that ends up being true, you'd be the one in danger, not us.

...

There's nothing wrong with it, it's just... you don't exactly instill confidence when you say things like that.

... Very well.

She's in the workshop. Apparently, she had something urgent she needed to take care of.

*Sigh*

Should I open it, then?

...

...

...

S-surprise!

Ow... my legs've fallen asleep...

How in the world did my legs fall asleep? I'm a Nikke...

Who are you?

Give me a second, will ya? Let me stretch my legs first.

Oof...

Phew, that's better.

Commander, I think this is...

Ah, so you all are the Goddess Squad?

The name's Red Hood.

Any chance any of you like old music?

...

...

...

No one? Then get a load of this. One listen and you'll never be able to get enough.

Who did you say you were, again?

Red Hood.

I've been assigned to the Goddess Squad.

I think they said I was the Grimms Model No. 5, or something like that.

If you ask me though,

I should clearly be number one.

... Could you perhaps explain what you were doing in that box?

Well, it'd be a bit boring if I just walked in, wouldn't it?

I wanted to give you all a little surprise, but you all sure took your sweet time.

It's good to be cautious, but you should have a little consideration for the person stuffed inside the box.

... I don't think many people tend to think that way.

So you all live in this airship? The views are to die for.

Bit stuffy in here though. Can I crack open a window?

I don't think that's a good idea.

No? Fine then, where's my room?

I'd prefer one with a nice view.

Oh, and does anyone have a spare charger? I was in a bit of a hurry getting here, and forgot mine.

How do I put this...

I agree.

Still, it's nice to have someone with a bit of energy.

... What a mess.

Do you think anyone is alive?

Highly doubtful.

You said this was an internal conflict amongst the mass-produced Nikkes?

Sounds like we're dealing with a civil war.

Reports are that inner skirmishes have occurred amongst one of the specialized units.

The offending unit in question is comprised of mass-produced Nikkes who specialize in melee combat.

Considering the state this place is in, I'd say their skills are beyond reproach.

... Do you happen to know if that unit uses swords?

Yes, they do. How did you know that? This is supposed to be classified information.

I couldn't find any bullet holes or remnants from any explosions. All I see are slash marks, which indicate that something sharp was used.

Using a sword against a Rapture? Is that even possible?

But let's look all the same.

Rapunzel and I will check the right.

Snow and I will take the front.

I guess that leaves the left for you and me, Commander.

Okay.

No one move,

or I'll slash you where you stand.

What's a sword master doing here?

Are you a survivor? Wait, let me check you to se...

I told you to stay put.

...?

Are you a survivor from the specialized units?

Survivor?

Dost I look like I depend on the mercy of others to survive?

Are you saying...

... Are you responsible for all this?

...

Leave this place. Do not desecrate my friend's battlefield.

And if we refuse?

Then prepare to meet the business end of my blade.

...

Who the hell do you think you are, threatening us?!

I'd like to see you try and use that sword on me!

You see how quickly I move? What are you gonna do now?

Come on, just try and hit me with that kitchen knife of yours.

Ah...

*Sigh*

...!

!!

What the...?!

You actually took a swing at me?! Have you lost your mind?

You're a pretty good scrapper. Do you fight a lot?

What dost thou think?

Forsooth, mine thoughts doth come up empty-handed!

Argh!

Argh!

Shouldn't we stop them?

Probably should.

So fast...

Hey, don't get in our way!

What's your name?

Red Hood?

Not you.

Why dost thou inquire as to my name?

I want to recruit you.

... What?

Huh?

You were clearly holding back just now. Is it because you didn't want to kill your opponent?

You're good.

Holding back? What're you talking about?

...

We are the Goddess Squad. I'm sure you've heard of us.

... I'm familiar.

Then join us, and we can fight together.

If you think I'm gonna be on the same team as this Neanderthal, you're dreaming.

Come now, Red Hood, you don't have to pretend. We know she's just your cup of tea.

...

How about it? Do you want to work together?

Dost thou ask if I want to be thy comrade?

Yes, we need people like you.

Tsk.

If you defeat me, I will accept.

...

You knocked her out cold.

I'd say the recruitment has been a success.

I can't believe what I just saw.

Are you daydreaming again?

It's almost time for our meeting.

You're lucky I was the one who found you spacing out.

If it had been Lilith, she'd have given you an earful.

Huh? Really?

Hehe, guess so. Oh well, these things happen every once in a while.

Even Nikkes aren't perfect.

Anyway, what's all this about calling me a busybody?

Lilith occasionally calls me that too.

Is that supposed to be my new nickname or something?

No, I don't.

Like what?

If you put this here...

Hmm, maybe not.

I don't think that's gonna work.

Gah! You surprised me. What do you want?

Yeesh, not the warmest welcome I've ever gotten.

I'm here to lend a hand.

...

What seems to be the problem?

Need any help with the modifications?

I used to be pretty good at assembling stuff back in my day.

I'm sure that skill would extend to modifications as well.

When you say you assembled things... I assume you're referring to plastic models?

Yep!

*Sigh*

I knew it.

You can't even properly maintain your own weapons,

and you're here talking to me about

getting into weapon assembly and modification?

I think you're in dire need of a reality chec... Agh!

Let me go!

You know what I think? I think you underestimate me.

I mean what I say.

Fine, then why don't you give it a try?

I'd love to. Hand it over.

...

Here.

There, you see? Now that I've gotten a closer look, I think I've got this figured out.

Hmm... yes, yes. That's it.

Do you know what model this is?

Of course I know!

For this type of model, you need to attach it in the opposite direction.

?!

Wait, if you do that, it'll shatter and...

...

...

Hehe, whoops. Guess I remembered the direction wrong.

Sorry about that.

Ugh, I knew this would happen.

Just go and leave me be.

I didn't make you upset, did I?

It was a mistake, honest.

I'll replace any parts that you need,

so lighten up, why don't you?

... Really?

Have I ever lied to you?

All the time.

Hehe, you're adorable.

Ow, wait!

That tickles... heh... haha...

Hahahaha!

*Sigh*

Cutting trees again?

Are you sure being a lumberjack isn't your true calling?

...

If I'd have known you had a thing for cutting down trees, I'd have given you an axe.

Tsk tsk tsk.

You can't go swinging your sword recklessly like that.

Dost thou have nothing better to do? Be gone, and leave me be.

You are making me lose my focus.

Please, if you lose focus just from a few remarks from me, I'd say you're a failure as a swordsman.

Why dost thou insist on interfering whenever I am training?

Ouch, harsh.

You're just so skilled with a blade,

that it's frustrating seeing you slum it by cutting up pieces of wood all the time.

Prithee tell,

will thou proffer a superior training method?

You bet your behind I will,

and I'm about to break it down to you right now.

Oh? Tis most interesting, I must admit.

Go on, what is this method thou speakest of?

I was watching this martial arts m... I mean,

I was reading a renowned ancient tome,

and it said a true master of the sword never leaves a mark, even when they swing their blade.

...? What does that mean?

Exactly what I said.

Look here.

Like this, okay?

The writer of that book just grips his sword like so, and then... shasha! He proceeded to slash at the leaf in front of him.

Normally, this would mean the leaf would split into two halves, right?

But it still remained intact.

Isn't that interesting?

Oh...?

I think I could accomplish the same feat.

Huh? Really?

Feast thine eyes.

Whoa!

How'd you do that?

So long as one's hand is steady as thy slashes, a challenge it is most certainly not.

Do it again! Try it with this tree branch.

!!

Tis but a mere bagatelle.

Now try it on the tree log! If it's even possible.

Of course it is possible.

Okay, this is the final test.

Pray tell, whyever dost thou make mountains of molehills for this final trial?

Because I want you to handle... this!

If you can pull this off, I'll concede, without contest, that you're the finest swordsman there ever was.

Forsooth, this will be a most challenging trial.

Nevertheless, I shall venture forth undaunted.

Darn, looks like it was a bit too much for you.

Unfortunately, you left a pretty obvious mark on it.

Tis due to the enormity of the object, as well as its composition.

An easy task, it is most certainly not.

Don't tell me you're giving up already?

Aren't you supposed to be the world's best swordsman?

If you throw in the towel now, that title might as well be null and void.

...

Not a chance.

I will press on, until I succeed!

Hyyyaaah!

You're doing great, Scarlet!

You can do it! I believe in you!

What on earth is all that racket?

...!

What's going on here?

...

...

Both of you, start explaining.

Let's run!

May fortune smile upon you!

Hey!

Get back here, you two!

It's a lovely, sunny day,

and with a pleasant breeze to boot.

Perfect weather for going for a stroll, parasol in tow.

You're bang-on about that, Miss.

You're looking quite fetching today as well.

Thank you for the compliment, but I've told you not to call me that.

How can I not? You practically exude elegance hauling around that parasol.

I've told you just as many times not to be self-conscious about me addressing you that way.

You always need to have the final word, don't you?

I can't stand losing. If I lose, I can't sleep at night.

It's the same for me.

You don't say?

We're practically birds of a feather.

That we are.

Would you like to join me for a walk?

There's somewhere I want to show you.

Oh? What's gotten into you all of a sudden?

May I be so bold as to accompany such a lovely lady on an afternoon stroll?

... You may.

After all that sweet talk back there, and this is how you're going to treat me?

What are you talking about?

This.

You're hogging it all to yourself.

It's meant for one person.

Also, be warned:

don't even think about trying to sneak up on me like you do with Snow White.

Ouch, how can you say such cruel things?

I have no intention of doing any such thing.

I know perfectly well how much you hate that kind of stuff.

Good.

Although hearing you confirm it kinda makes me want to do it even more.

...

Anyway, is this the place you were talking about?

It sure is pretty.

But that cliff looks a bit danger... Ah!

What are you doing?!

Darn, I miscalculated.

I was hoping I could nudge you over the edge

with my parasol while you were distracted.

Like I told you, I can't stand losing either.

Wait!

You're just having fun, right? This is all a big joke?

Let's use our words, okay?

Are you going to keep calling me Miss?

Okay, okay! I won't call you that anymore. Just stop aiming that thing at me.

Very well.

You weren't actually serious, were you?

Half and half.

However, you did say that you'd stop calling me Miss, so...

Sure, for today.

??

I didn't say until when.

So, for today, and today only, I won't call you Miss.

You tricked me.

Tricked is a bit of a strong word, don't you think?

I was only joking... hey! Hey!

Get that parasol away from me! Please, use your words!

*Sigh*

Oh Lord,

I have sinned.

That filthy book Red Hood insisted on showing me keeps haunting in my mind.

Perhaps that is why even when I see innocuous things like tree branches,

I instead see a man's...

Even when I glance at my own staff, I see it.

When I'm brushing my teeth and gaze at the toothbrush...

with the round tip... covered in white...

Pumping it in and out of my mouth... overflowing with white...

Gah!

I can't!

It just keeps happening.

What has happened to me?

Has my mind been tainted by that filthy book?

Please, Lord, save my mind from impurity.

!!

My child.

!!

W-who's there?

I am the God of Desire.

What?

I have never heard of such a god.

Erm... well...

that is because I only manifest before those with lustful minds.

What?

L-lustful minds?!

!!!

D-did you hear all of that just now?

Every last word.

But calm yourself, my child.

How can someone who serves the lord be so careless?

!!

Steady thy spirit, and listen.

I heard your appeal. You wish to prevent yourself from getting worse, do you not?

Th-that is true,

but...

Is there a way?

One must fight fire with fire.

Evil can only be controlled by other evil.

And so you must immerse yourself in impurity.

Your thoughts, your senses, you must bathe in smut!

Uh?

Even more than I do now?

Yes!

You must inundate yourself with all that is lewd, until you are immune to its wicked pull.

Wh-what does that...!

Until now, you have only experienced wickedness in three dimensions.

Now, you will experience it in 4D.

4D?

You will experience the real thing!

?!

Yes. After all, there is a man amongst us.

You must catch him by surprise.

?!

!!

Red Hood.

Get out of there.

Huh?

Red Hood?

All right, you caught me.

I have heard your concerns, Saintess, and taken them to heart.

Do as I have told you, and you might yet be able to escape from your troubles.

Look deep inside you, and you will find that your desires have been left unfull... Argh!

I told you to get out.

All right all right, I'm coming! You're gonna yank my ear off!

Rapunzel, I'll be taking Red Hood with me, so you'll be on your own.

If you need to let off some steam, feel free.

Grrraa!

Hyyyyaaahhh!

Red Hooooood!

Commander,

I'm going to head out for a bit.

What do you mean? It's been a long time since I went out.

...

It's hard not to.

Maybe 3 hours.

Do you mean an escort, or someone to talk to?

I don't think so. I want to be alone.

See you later.

...

Hello.

I promised myself I wouldn't come here again, but here I am.

We're all together now.

Snow White, Rapunzel, Dorothy, Red Hood.

Then there's Scarlet, who isn't a Grimms model, but we'll skip this for now.

At any rate, we're much more of a cohesive unit now.

At first, everyone was at each other's throats, but now things have settled down.

You remember what you always used to say?

You wanted to become a beacon of hope for humanity.

Your wish is coming true,

and will continue to do so.

...

It would have been nice if you were here with us.

You'd have had so much fun. I think you'd really get along with the people here.

...

They ask the same question incessantly:

Who was the first Grimms model? Where is she?

I try to brush it all off,

but I can feel my heart sink every time I do.

I try to forget, but how can I when people are constantly mentioning you?

...

I miss you.

...

I'm going. See you again.

Commander, I'm going out.

I'll be back.

??

That's not it, it's just...

You know... I usually talk to myself when I'm here.

But I don't think I can do it with you around. Could you go somewhere else for a bit?

*Sigh*

Why are you even here, Commander? It's not like you've contributed anything.

What?

So I'm not allowed to feel sadness, is that it?

Don't call her that.

Don't treat her death so flippantly.

... Part of it is my fault.

...

This is the last place where we talked.

And...

The Liliweiss flower blooms here as well.

Even now, only one lone flower has bloomed. I felt there was somehow a significance to that.

I see you have no intention of comforting me, then.

...

Okay.

I'll admit that I've been weak.

She was someone very close to me, and I was too attached, so I haven't gotten over it just yet.

I will not come back here. Truth be told, I knew from the start that this place wouldn't assuage my sorrow.

I'll simply keep her here, in my mind.

No, don't.

I won't.

Yes. I promise.

But you have to promise me something in return.

When we die,

please don't do what I did.

But if you don't, promise me that...

... Please don't do that.

Okay.

Let's make a promise.

Hmm... Red Hood said there was good material on the human body here...

A videotape?

Body Talk?

This must be it.

How do I play it... Ah, here it is.

Oooh... oh yeah♡

!!!

Oh my goodness! What is this?!

...

...

...!

Good God! How is that even physically possible?

!!

No! I can't watch any more of this!

I should be studying instead of watching such obscene footage.

But... is this not studying as well?

Studying the human body?

...

Yes, that's it! This is valuable research for me to better understand the human body!

Agh!

No!

What am I thinking?! Argh, save me, Lord.

...

Oh yeeesssss! ♡

...

But then again, this is a perfectly reasonable way to learn about the human body, so...

Yes, I need to educate myself on these matters.

... Just for a bit longer.

Just... a little...

Hrrrrnnnggh!

Rapunzel? What are you doing here?

!!!

... Rapunzel?

Um... that was just... er...

When a man and a woman... No, I mean, the mixing of male and female... No no!! The union of yin and yang!

Huh?

Th-that's right! I was watching the mysteries of the human body!

???

Yes! The human body truly is such a mystifying construct, is it not? So very interesting!

I don't have a clue what you're on about.

N-never mind.

It's nothing important.

Why don't we head outside?

Do you want to go for a walk?

A walk? Right now?

H-hey! Wait a second!

Where did I put it last...

I'm sure that I tossed it back into the drawer...

Is this it?

Ah-hah!

Found you,

you vile, corrupted video!

...

Something so obscene should remain hidden away so that it can't corrupt any more people!

Good, now that it's been safely stored away...

...

Oh noooo, I'm suddenly feeling light-headed. Whatever shall I do?

Oh, would you look at that? I pressed the play button by mistake.

Darn, hehe.

...

!!

N-no!

If I keep watching this, I'll...

I have to shut it off!

Must... shut it off...

...!

Okay... a bit more then.

Just a little more...

Phooooo...

Rapunzel?

!!!

!!

What are you doing?!

Um... I...

What are you doing here, anyway?

I-I...

For a moment, I was transported to another world.

??

And now

I've destroyed the portal that leads to that world...

There's no way there anymore.

???

...

*Sigh*

Hello guys.

I arranged for this video to be automatically transmitted to you when my life signal goes out.

I hate having to use this term,

but I suppose you could consider this my last will and testament.

... Anyways.

We came in contact with each other, and the world around us, without knowing much about either.

We fought, laughed, cried,

and went through a lot together.

We met the commander and fought for humanity, becoming a shining beacon of hope.

We bid farewell to some dear friends, and saw the world crumble around us.

There were times when you wanted to give up. I know because I felt that way too.

But, please,

never forget everything that you've overcome.

You've kept the entire human race safe.

You saved this world.

Whatever you do, and wherever you go, nothing will ever change that.

Be proud. You deserve it.

...

I'm so happy

I was able to meet all of you.

I don't want to leave.

I hope you never get to see this.

... Still, if by any chance you are watching this,

please do me one last favor.

...

Take care of this world,

and survive,

my beloved friends.

...

Done.

Then should we go?

Do I have to say it?

...

Commander, please return alive.

... Good.