
GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story · Event stories
PERFECT MAID
15 scenes, 1,565 lines
1. What is Perfection?
69 linesWhat does it take to be a perfect maid?
Kind actions and a sincere heart.
Elegant attire and graceful gestures.
Words and laughter that touch the hearts of others.
Adept culinary skills to make delicious food.
Welcoming customers in a cheerful manner,
and ensuring their time spent here is pleasant,
thanks to us providing them with the best service and food possible.
That, to me, is what being a perfect maid is all about.
That was... until that day.
It all happened on a seemingly normal day,
on a perfectly innocuous and uneventful afternoon.
As I served the couple the food that they'd ordered,
I looked into the man's eyes.
That was quick.
There wasn't a trace of happiness in the man's eyes,
nor the slightest sign of joy on his face.
Which do you want to start with?
His heart was as cold as ice.
...!
When did this start?
How long have I been unable to sense happiness in the people that I serve?
How long since I saw the lack of anticipation in their eyes?
...
I look around.
*Crash*
I-I'm okay!
*Clap clap clap*
Hehe, I'm glad you're not in a sour mood, Master.
The way they all looked so happy as Soda made mistake after mistake.
O-on the cake? You don't have to...
No...?
Haha, oh goodness, how can I say no to that face?
Very well, do as you please, Cocoa.
Okay!
*Splish. Pshoo. Pshooshoo... Splish-splish*
There we go!
Is that supposed to be me?
Yep!
Aw, that's so nice!
The heartfelt appreciation people felt when Cocoa drizzled ketchup on incongruous dishes.
...
On that day and the next,
and the day after that,
I observed the eyes
of the customers I served.
They were all the same.
The drinks always taste best when you bring them, Soda.
Oh Cocoa, just seeing your face brightens up my day.
For as long as I've wanted to become a perfect maid,
I have carefully watched the customers' faces, especially their eyes,
discerning and analyzing their expressions.
This all led me to decide conclusively that although Soda and Cocoa made the customers happy...
...
*Rattle*
Not a single customer felt that way about me.
I brought them neither joy nor happiness.
What does it take to be a perfect maid?
Certainly not someone incapable of touching the hearts of others.
2. Sudden Maids: A
157 linesMaster. We're in trouble.
Big trouble.
What's going on?
What happened last year?
Did something go wrong with the chocolates again?
Huh?
You didn't forget, did you?
Fine... I suppose it's possible it slipped your mind.
Last year, the boss said we didn't put our heart and soul into the chocolates,
and that we should hold off making any more until we could do exactly that.
You ended up coming to help us out.
I see.
Cocoa gives me a thumbs up.
But this time, we're in an even bigger pickle.
What is it?
How so?
Well...
Is it the food that she's making?
No, it's not that.
The food she makes has always been flawless.
The new dish she's prepared for the Valentine's Day event is absolutely scrumptious!
It's just that she looks so worn out and forlorn.
I've never seen her look so sad, least of all when she's surrounded by food.
It feels like she's lost her way somehow.
Are you sure about all this?
Positive.
I'm the head maid, so I can tell.
Ade is most definitely feeling down in the dumps,
although I'm not sure why.
Ade always used to be chipper when she was working.
Even when I was making blunders left and right, it never seemed like it got to her.
But now, she just seems so unhappy...
Why me?
*Grab*
Cocoa holds my hand.
... Cocoa.
*Grab*
Soda also grabs onto my hand.
... What do you need me to do?
A few days later.
*Ring*
Hi, Master.
Cocoa and Soda exchange glances.
...
Hi there, Master.
We're preparing for the Valentine's Day event tomorrow, so we've got our hands full today.
Is something the matter?
I came to help with the Valentine's Day preparations.
I heard that as a reward for helping with the last event, I'm invited to a tasting of the food you've prepared.
That's what Cocoa told me.
Ah, I see.
Okay then.
If I have you taste-testing what I make,
that'll make me more certain of what I'm preparing.
You can have a seat here at this table,
and I'll bring it right out in a moment.
Thank you, and sorry to barge in like this on such short notice.
Don't worry about it.
Ade heads into the kitchen.
All right, that's Step 1 cleared.
Cocoa and Soda both give me a thumbs up.
Respond in kind with a thumbs up.
*Sigh*
Now, tell us again what the next step was?
Compliment Ade as much as I can.
Good. Use flattery to break down her walls. And after?
Ask her if there's anything on her mind.
Excellent.
Your memory is so good, Master.
*Slide*
!!
Ade waltzes out of the kitchen pushing a cart full of food.
Ade begins placing the food on the table.
She starts with an extravagantly decorated chocolate cake,
followed by the Maid Cafe's signature dish: omurice, toast, and a parfait.
These and more delicious-looking dishes quickly fill the entire table.
Wow...
Amazing!
You bet it is!
Totally amazing!
As she speaks, Ade averts her gaze, something which she has never done before.
Ade...
... Yes?
Um, I just remembered that there was something we had to take care of.
So we'll be leaving.
Enjoy the food, Master.
Yeah, you two enjoy your time together!
Cocoa and Soda scurry off.
Has anything been on your mind lately?
...
Ade?
I was asking if anything had been on your mind lately.
Oh, I see.
Sorry to make you repeat yourself.
Hmm...
I don't think anything has been weighing on my mind. Why do you ask?
You seem a bit gloomy.
I'm sorry.
I should have greeted you with some more energy.
After last year's incident, I wanted to do better this time around,
but I may have ended up pushing myself too hard.
Is that really all that's going on?
Haha, yes, you don't have to worry yourself too much.
... Okay.
In that case, I'll get started on this food.
Okay... enjoy.
Ade continues to avoid my gaze.
...
Something still feels off, but for the time being, I decide to try out the chocolate cake in the middle of the table.
!!!
A panoply of deep and rich flavors melt through my mouth,
all enveloped with a velvety chocolate sweetness.
It's an intoxicating mix of flavors that isn't cloyingly sweet or too bitter.
Ade...
Yes?
This is deli...
Huh? What's that?
What?
I thought I saw a glint of something outside...
Soda points at the window.
That's...!
Something resembling a grenade is flying straight towards us!
Grenade! Take cover!
Wha...?!
Master!
Ade covers me.
*Craaaash*
3. Sudden Maids: B
85 linesMaster. The culprits have come to apologize.
...
...
So, you two were the ones who fired the grenade.
I-It wasn't us!
Oh, it was me, all right!
So, you admit to it, Drake?
Well... it's not like we had nothing to do with it,
but...
What were you doing at the Maid Cafe anyway?
So this is my fault somehow?
I'm okay. I'm not hurt.
In that case, then I'm not sorry, mwahaha!
... Honestly?
... Okay fine, I am sorry.
To be honest, I'm more worried about Ade.
...
...
What in the world happened, anyway?
Well...
There was a terrorist attack downtown.
Attention, all the members of Heavenly Ascension:
We have you surrounded.
Drop your weapons and come out of the building immediately,
or you will leave us with no choice but to use force.
You have one minute to comply.
Drats, the Central Government already sent their lackeys.
W-what do we do?
At this rate, we won't be able to send the message...
We can't let that happen.
If we threaten to unleash the secret weapon, they'll back off.
Can you remind me what the secret weapon is again?
What are you talking about? It's the...
Yes? The what?
Wait a minute. Your voice sounds kinda funny...
!!
Y-you're from Matis!
No, I'm from Absolute!
You can't fool me!
... All right, you got me. I am from Matis.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
The man fires his weapon at Drake.
Hmm?
Drake nimbly sidesteps the bullets, then steps back.
Hey now, where's all this aggression coming from?
!!
I-I can't hit her!
That's it. Time to break out the big guns.
The female Heavenly Ascension member takes out the secret weapon.
I'll use this grenade launcher to crush...
*Crash*
Sorry, but you're too late.
What the... what's Matis doing here?
Matis isn't branching out into anti-terrorism engagements, is it? Why are you here?
Nope. I was in the area and decided to pop in to check out what all the fuss was about.
Nobody come any closer, or I'll shoot!
You don't have to ask me twice.
Drake charges at the Heavenly Ascension member...
*Pow*
striking the missile launcher out of her hands with a roundhouse kick.
I was more thinking that we should go in together to catch her...
*Bang*
When the launcher falls onto the ground, a grenade launches out of the open port.
!!
!!
So this is all because Drake kicked it out of that woman's hands?
That's one way to put it...
But I'd rather say it happened while we were attempting to thwart terrorists.
*Zing*
Master! Cocoa! We've got a big problem!
Soda?
What?!
4. Maid For You in Crisis: A
87 lines*Zing*
Ade, are you okay?
Don't worry about it. It's thanks to you that I'm still in one piece.
What's all this I hear about you can't be a maid anymore?
... I'm sorry, Master.
After they sent me to the Repair Center,
I underwent some tests to make sure that I was operating normally,
but when I got into the kitchen, I froze up.
My entire mind just went blank.
How about doing something other than cooking?
It's not just that.
More importantly, whenever I greet someone or attempt to serve them food,
I'm unable to look them in the eyes.
!!
So that's why you couldn't make eye contact with me earlier.
... You noticed. I can't say that I'm surprised.
How long has it been like this?
It got much worse only recently.
I thought that I could ignore it and it would eventually go away,
but it hasn't.
It's a major issue,
and the Valentine's Day event is tomorrow.
...
Maybe you're just tired.
You think so?
You're always on the clock.
Maybe all you need is a little rest.
You think this could all simply be because I'm tired?
*Zing*
I think Master is right!
You're always pushing yourself to be the perfect maid,
and you haven't had any time to rest because of all the goofs that I make.
That'd be enough to make anyone exhausted.
So let us take over this time.
But...
...
...
Oh no, it's okay.
I should be the one doing the apologizing.
I'm really sorry for what happened...
I'm okay, Privaty. Don't worry about it.
Having said that though...
Miss Drake?
You bet we will!
And in true villainous fashion, no less!
Er... I don't know about all that,
but I will do whatever I can to make amends.
So you just relax and get some rest.
Umm...
I know we just told Ade that we've got this under control, but
I've got no idea how to oversee this event.
Not only that, but it starts tomorrow...
Can we really do this without her?
Aw, jeez...
...
...
...
The most pressing issue is that we're short of hands, right?
I suppose, yeah...
Yep.
Privaty, Drake, you two said you wanted to make up for the grenade snafu, didn't you?
You bet!
I propose we do this!
5. Maid For You in Crisis: B
59 linesPrecisely.
Why not? I think it would suit you well!
... Okay, twist my arm, why don't you? I'll wear one.
I refuse!
I... well...
Hehe, you're coming off quite villainous yourself right now.
Hey! Who are you calling a villain?
You feel bad about the grenade, don't you?
Were you lying about feeling bad back there?
N-no, it's not that!
Then what is it?
Then what is it?
Then what is it?
Then what is it?
Forget it. Privaty isn't up to it.
...
*Poke poke*
Come again?
I think it would help if you were there with us too.
Definitely! You're also responsible for this matter, so why don't you join in?
Um...
Fine. If you don't want to, then forget it.
Masterrrr!
Please, Master?
Soda and Cocoa stare at me intently.
...
Okay. I'll help.
I'm looking forward to seeing Privaty all dressed up. I'm in.
I knew you'd agree!
Why not?
Now I want to go even more.
?!
6. Maid Cafe's Temporary Maids: A
131 linesWhat in the world is this?
Oh my gosh, how adorable!
Thumbs up!
What about Drake? Why can't she wear this thing?
... Lucky her.
*Poke poke*
What do you think, Master?
It's pretty.
I like it.
Do I really have to spell it out?
I-I don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.
I'm talking about you, Privaty.
You, Privaty.
Perfect!
Nice.
Cocoa gives a thumbs up.
When will Drake be here?
Miss Drake will...
*Ring*
Wow, what a cool outfit!
Hahaha.
It was specially designed by Missilis, and personally crafted by their team of researchers.
That's awesome! It must have some pretty incredible features then.
You are looking deliciously villainous.
Why, thank you!
Very cool.
Very cute.
Why not? Being cute is a good thing.
Yeah, like me! I'm cute.
... Very well then, I'll accept it.
All right, so what do we need to do now?
Starting now, you two are officially professional maids,
albeit on a temporary basis.
You'll learn all about being a maid.
Seems kinda strange that "temporary" and "professional" can be used together...
Soda will be your instructor.
She'll teach you all you need to know about what it takes to be a maid.
... You're right.
...
Oh... gotcha.
I believe in you too, Soda.
You bet we do.
One hour later.
Okay, everyone. First off, I want you to bow your heads like this.
Soda bows her head.
Wait, is that it? Should I lift the hem of the skirt first?
N-no... I think we usually greet first...
Oh no... I don't know what to do!
...
...
... Let's just assume that we bow our heads first, and then greet the customers.
Actually, I've always been curious about this.
How come you say all that?
Why not just say "Welcome"?
...
Um... why do we do that...?
Are you asking me?
When customers come here, they're coming back home, not just visiting a restaurant.
As maids, it's our hope that everyone who visits this place is so comfortable, that they consider it a home away from home.
When they're coming in, we say, "Welcome back."
When they leave, we say, "Please come back."
!!
Oh my goodness!
Ade!
Is it really you?
I'm back.
Is it all right for you to be discharged so soon?
Still... You should rest more...
No.
I'd never be able to rest properly so long as I'm sitting around doing nothing.
Besides,
you all are working so hard for the cafe.
I can't sit by and do nothing.
Ade...
Oh, Ade...
I may not be able to cook personally, or look our customers in the eye yet,
but I still think I have something to contribute.
I'll teach you everything about what it takes to be a maid.
I trust that you'll both pay close attention and give me your best.
7. Maid Cafe's Temporary Maids: B
78 linesNext day.
...
...
...
Is everyone ready?
How can you ask me such a banal question? What do you take me for?
A maid.
A villain.
Well... Seems like Ade jumping in did us some good.
Speaking of, where is Ade?
Who is she teaching?
Soda.
You mean Soda is attempting to cook?
... Yeah.
...
There's nothing else we can do.
Let's just hope for the best.
And with that, the Valentine's Day event, with two temporary maids, commences.
*Ring*
!!
You've brought in some new maids?
That's my name, don't wear it out!
And here in blue, we have Privaty.
Welcome back, M-Ma...
??
... It's time to order, so have a seat!
Excuse me?
!!
!!
P-please sit down. Now, wh... er... wh-what would... order...
Oh, I understand now.
The male customer quickly sits down.
Um... I don't think I can eat this.
Oh great, we've got a picky eater on our hands. Just eat what you're given!
But this isn't what I ordered.
Oh, really? Sorry, my bad.
...
...
*Sigh* They're drowning out there. I better go help them.
Good luck.
Thanks.
Cocoa swoops in to help Drake.
It's going worse than I thought.
Hey, Ade.
Thanks for showing up today, Master.
You don't have to thank me. I haven't done anything.
Did you teach Soda how to cook?
*Crash*
!!
*Crash*
Soda runs straight into a table and, along with it, tumbles to the floor.
...
...
Doesn't seem like she quite has the hang of it yet.
I'd say so.
The first day with the temporary maids proceeds somewhat calamitously.
8. A Maid's Awareness
168 linesAfter some time with the temporary maids, things at the Maid Cafe settle down.
But there's still a lot of work to do...
No no, I won't hear any of it. You sit right here.
You need some rest as well. I know things have been tough for you,
so all you're responsible for today is resting, got it?
That's very considerate of you.
As any professional maid should be.
*Crash*
Whoops, sorry!
*Taptaptap*
Cocoa runs off.
...
Cocoa tells me there's nothing I can help with.
Surely there's something that you could do inside?
She insisted that I rest for the day.
Master?
Menu?
Hmph!
You still think I'm no good at this, don't you?
Well, I won't be making any more mistakes from here on out,
M-M-M...
Master.
Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
Well, you'll just have to believe that I said it! Anyway, what would you like?
I'll have the Oh-So-Chewy Devil's Food Cake.
I'll have the Uber Pink Magical Strawberry Crepe.
I'm impressed that you can rattle off these ridiculous names without being embarrassed,
but unfortunately,
those just sold out.
Er... I'm sorry,
but I haven't learned how to make that yet.
Then what can you make?
Huh?
Tell me what I can order.
Omurice.
What kind of omurice?
How can you call yourself a professional maid if you're too embarrassed to say the full name?
Go on.
... Soft and Cuddly Bunny Omurice.
Ugh, why do we have to do this whole song and dance with the food names anyway?
I'll take one of those.
A moment later.
Privaty serves me a plate of omurice.
What's wrong?
Squirming uncomfortably, Privaty makes a heart with her fingers.
...
Can you do it one more time?
I think you actually did make it more delicious.
No way!
!!
Is that supposed to make me feel better or something?
Well... maybe it does... just a little.
I'm sure I'll enjoy it.
*Chomp*
*Crunch*
!!
!!!
It tastes like undercooked vegetables have been mixed in.
What was that sound just now? You should spit it out.
It's okay. I think I can eat it.
What are you talking about?!
There must be something weird in it.
Hurry and give it to me, and I'll make you another.
No, you made this for me, and you even recited the spell.
I could never throw this away.
S-still...
Don't worry. It tastes fine.
Privaty watches me with deep concern as I slowly polish off the entire plate of omurice.
I enjoyed it.
Yes. It was delicious.
Th-that's good.
I... I better get back to work.
You just sit here and relax... or not... do whatever you want.
Privaty picks up the empty plate and leaves.
...
As I take in my surroundings,
...
I see Ade looking inside the dining room from the kitchen entrance.
I get up from my seat and walk towards Ade.
What are you doing here alone?
Oh, hi, Master.
I was watching the customers,
to see if they were enjoying the Valentine's Day event
or if they were uncomfortable or anything.
It's difficult even looking at their eyes,
but I figured I needed to start practicing looking from afar.
Are things better than they were before?
Yes, much better.
Thanks to all of you.
Yesterday, the customers seemed a bit on edge,
but today, I think they're enjoying themselves much more.
...
I look in the direction where Ade is looking.
Drake?! Could I get an autograph?
How dare you?! Asking for only one? I'll give you a hundred!
Woohoo!
Aw, come on! I really want to see it.
Well, if you really want to see it that badly... I'll do it.
Thanks!
Soda brings out an omurice that is charred in a few places.
I-it's ok...
*Poosh* *Pooshoo* *Poooshoo* *Squirt*
Cocoa sprays ketchup on top of the burnt areas.
!!!
All done!
Er... thanks, both of you.
The customers and the maids all seem to be enjoying themselves reasonably well.
Everyone looks happy.
It doesn't matter that the food isn't perfect, or that the maids fumble a little.
The customers all seem in high spirits.
Things are far from perfect, but nobody seems to mind.
That should be a relief,
but...
...
why don't I feel okay about it?
... Ade?
Are you okay?
... I'm sorry, Master.
Ade frantically runs outside.
Wait...!
I follow Ade.
... Ade?
9. Maid of Anguish and Oath: A
107 linesAde, wait!
... Master.
What's going on? Why did you run off like that?
What happened? You look anguished.
I...
Can't you tell me?
...
You remember I said I couldn't look the customers in the eye?
I know why now.
It was because they might not think much of it.
Because the moment might pass without any excitement.
No heartfelt emotions... no joy.
I could have looked at them, and they would have been completely unmoved.
I was afraid of seeing that in their eyes.
So that's why you were too scared to look at me.
Why would you ever think that'd be my reaction?
Are you sure that's not all in your head?
It's not. I'm positive.
I've seen it many times.
Customers enjoying themselves and feeling touched by what the maids are doing for them.
I used to have that.
People used to value me and my food.
I want to feel that again.
It's why I became a maid in the first place.
I wanted to be the consummate maid, both in appearance and conduct.
I want anyone who comes to our cafe to feel like they're at home, being tended to by a private maid
who prepares customized meals that are tailored to their specific tastes.
I've been working so hard to make that happen.
...
But there was something I couldn't get past.
Even when the others made mistakes, even when they were flawed,
the customers loved them.
It drove me mad with jealousy.
What I painstakingly worked for and craved came so easily to them.
I was envious... and sad.
Once I realized all this, I felt ashamed.
It became unbearable.
...
Am I doing something wrong?
Maybe the mistake was trying to become the perfect maid.
Would it have been right to be a bit clumsy?
To make mistakes?
Rather than act like a Nikke, perhaps I should act like a human.
Would it have been better to not try to be perfect?
Perhaps then I would have been able to connect with our customers.
That's not...
That's not true!
!!
Privaty?
Are you seriously saying that you should have put in less effort?
What on earth are you going on about?
Why is being perfect a bad thing?
Why should you be criticized for wanting that?
Do you think being a Nikke invalidates the beauty in perfecting something?
If you, or anyone else, believe that excellence means nothing if a Nikke is involved,
then you don't know the first thing about perfection.
If someone looks at the flawless meals that you create and chalks it all up solely to you being a Nikke,
then they're bigger fools than I thought was possible!
Privaty...
I know I felt a lot of things when I ate your chocolate cake.
It was a euphoric experience. I've never felt anything like that before.
!!
Those emotions I felt then are something I won't forget anytime soon.
...
Can you find it in yourself to look at me? To trust me?
I...
...
I'm sorry.
You're more precious to me than anyone else out there.
It's not because I can't trust you. It's precisely because you are so precious to me.
That's why I can't look at you anymore.
My shame is too great. I can't face you, not now.
*Tremble*
Ade's hands begin to shake, and she clutches my sleeves.
...!
Ade...
??
... That's right. But why...
Then stop running,
and hand over the recipe that you prepared for the Valentine's Day event.
We still have 5 days
until Valentine's Day.
Before that day comes,
I will give you a glimpse of this perfection that you're after.
So, don't run away, and don't avert your eyes. Look at me carefully.
I will touch the hearts of every customer out there,
and I'll do it by following your recipe.
... Privaty.
10. Maid of Anguish and Oath: B
87 linesI've got the recipe right here, but...
Privaty turns on the tablet that contains Ade's recipe.
What's wrong?
I stayed to see if I could help with anything.
Why are you so gung-ho about this?
You seem far more emotionally invested in it than you're letting on.
I...
And I don't think this has anything to do with the grenade incident at the Maid Cafe.
Can't stand what?
I hate to see someone's efforts go to waste.
For their hard work to go unappreciated.
...
I felt it when she taught Drake and me.
How much effort Ade had put into becoming a maid,
how much pride she had.
She remembers the face of every person that walks through that front door,
their likes and dislikes,
what makes them comfortable or uncomfortable.
How she closely scrutinizes
their each and every expression, every movement.
It's no wonder that
she so quickly noticed that all her efforts were amounting to nothing.
...
Everyone knows that Maid For You is a Nikke squad.
That makes it even more difficult to be acknowledged for your efforts.
At first, I'm sure plenty of people were impressed by how hard they were working to serve them, but once they found out they were Nikkes,
all those positive feelings would have disappeared.
That's what happens when you think of someone as a Nikke.
No matter how amazing you are,
even sheer perfection is seen as something to be expected,
precisely because you are a Nikke.
The entire concept of putting in a sincere effort ceases to exist.
No matter how hard a Nikke may be struggling to achieve perfection,
no one will ever feel the slightest sense of awe at their endeavor.
That's because for many people, Nikkes aren't human. We're just machines.
...
I know how it feels.
The despair of not being accepted or acknowledged by those you cherish the most.
The disappointment in realizing that your efforts amount to nothing.
I'm all too familiar with it,
and so I can't just sit back and do nothing.
You've experienced something similar?
No.
Most people believe I'm a human.
Very few are aware that I'm a Nikke,
and therefore I haven't experienced quite the same thing.
However, precisely because my co-workers have no idea I'm a Nikke,
I've heard enough stories to last a lifetime.
...
I've talked too much!
I've got to keep at it with these recipes.
Comman... I mean, Master, you should hurry and get some sleep.
I'm not going anywhere.
What?
I'll help you.
You'll need someone to taste the food.
I can do that myself...
I'm the only one here who has tried Ade's recipe.
!!
I'll be able to confirm if it's in line with her cooking standards.
I've already had your omurice and lived to tell the tale. I know what I'm in for.
Just don't worry so much and cook away. I'll eat just about anything.
I won't.
...
11. To the Maid Striving for Perfection: A
87 linesFinito!
Privaty presents me with an amorphous black lump.
...
Well, don't just stare at it, eat it!
Is this supposed to be the chocolate cake from Ade's recipe?
Right off the bat, the shape doesn't seem quite right...
Privaty hands me a fork.
*Chomp*
!!!
... Perhaps you should try it.
M-me?
Yes.
Well, okay then...
Privaty grasps the fork with a steely look of determination.
*Chomp*
!!!
Blech!
What on earth happened?
I followed the instructions step by step!
How can it taste this bad?
I'm curious about that myself.
I-I've got it!
It must be because it's my first time making it!
It won't be like this next time.
On the second attempt...
You see? The shape is already looking better.
Privaty presents me with something that at least faintly resembles a cake.
It's not the prettiest cake I've seen.
Don't worry about that! Just eat it.
I'm telling you, this one'll be way better than the last.
*Chomp*
I-is it okay?
... Blech.
!!
On the third attempt...
...
Privaty morosely presents me with another cake.
*Chomp*
Even after multiple attempts...
Why do I feel like you only call me Master when you want something from me?
...
*Chomp*
How is it?
... This isn't the one either.
Despite her best efforts, Privaty is unable to reproduce Ade's flavors.
A few hours later.
Urgh...
Ugh...
Just looking at chocolate makes me want to barf.
Me too.
What should we do now?
I don't know how I can continue practicing.
...
I shouldn't have talked a big game earlier...
*Sigh*.
*Knock knock*
!!
Are you two okay?
!!
Ade, what are you...?
You said it yourself, Privaty.
You told me to keep a close eye on you during this whole feat.
I figured that if I'm going to watch, I might as well do it up close.
I might not be able to do much cooking myself yet,
but I thought I could at least try and lend a hand.
If that's all right with you of course,
and if you haven't given up yet.
!!
I...
I can do this perfectly fine on my own!
However... since you asked nicely... I'll allow it.
...
12. To the Maid Striving for Perfection: B
138 linesAfterward, Ade and Privaty start working on the recipe together.
While Privaty cooks,
Ade determines the ingredients that are to go in the cake.
Privaty.
Yes?
May I ask why you used cocoa powder?
Because the recipe calls for chocolate powder...
Ah... I think I know what's going on here.
You do realize that cocoa powder and chocolate powder are two different things, right?
... They are?
In general, cocoa powder is much more bitter.
Considering how much chocolate powder this recipe calls for... if you erroneously swapped that out for cocoa powder, then you'd end up with a very bitter cake.
I would assume so, yes.
It all makes sense now!
Ade steers Privaty in the right direction as to how to use tools.
Okay, here we go...
Privaty starts squeezing on the piping bag containing chocolate.
Y-yes?
If you squeeze the piping bag too tightly,
you won't have as much control over the chocolate frosting that's coming out, which will make it harder to create the shapes you want.
Ade gently takes the piping bag from Privaty's hand.
Ease up and apply gentle pressure,
but not too much,
and you'll have far more control over the bag.
Ade proceeds to create small flowers with the chocolate frosting coming out of the bag.
Like this.
Whoa...
Would you like to try?
Ade hands the piping bag back to Privaty.
Su-sure.
Privaty carefully squeezes the bag.
Like this?
That's it. You're doing great.
Piece of cake. I think I've already got the hang. Hehe.
After a while,
Privaty has successfully created a cake that has next to no external blemishes.
Wow, you made this, Privaty?
Of course I did! Who else could it be?
...
...
Well, don't just stand there. Have a piece.
*Clank*
I take my fork and dig into the sumptuous cake.
*Chomp*
*Chomp*
I chew for a while...
!!
!!!
It's delicious.
You certainly did.
Now, all you need to do is remember the feeling of this successful creation,
and keep practicing.
After all,
you'll be serving plenty of Masters at the event, not just this one here.
Right.
Whenever anyone comes up to you
asking for a piece of this special Valentine's Day cake,
you can serve it to them with your head held high.
But you've got to be speedy when you do so.
Not only that,
but you'll have to mind the way you greet and speak to the customers,
your movements when you serve the food, how you walk, and more.
It all has to be of a superior quality that matches the food that you're preparing for them.
If you want to create an amiable atmosphere, then you'll have to exhibit a loving disposition.
If you want to exude perfection, then you must perform your job flawlessly, without committing a single error.
...
...
Don't underestimate me!
When I said that I would prove that perfection has no wrong,
I did not say it as a joke.
!!
... Very well.
I'm sorry for doubting you, even for a second.
All right.
I'll do all that I can
to teach you everything that I know.
All right, let's do this!
The two of them toil long into the night and until the next day.
H-here's your... no, that's not right... Here's your Valentine's Day... er...
Privaty launches into a dignified greeting.
Welcome back, Master.
Today is a special day, and we are honored to spend it with you.
We have prepared a special menu for you...
Wait, there's supposed to be something before that.
Let's take it from the top.
The next day.
You don't need to come out today, Privaty.
Such arrogance! You act as if the Maid Cafe would fall apart without you!
Th-that's not it!!
... All right, I take back what I said.
No offense, but we'll be able to hold the event today with just us.
Meanwhile, you can focus on your practice.
Yeah, we're all cheering for you, Privaty.
I'm sure you'll be able to master Ade's recipe.
When you rejoin the fold, you'll be a perfect maid.
In the meantime, just leave this to us.
Cocoa gives her a thumbs up.
Good luck.
Good luck!
For the following day and night, she continues training.
Phew...!
Privaty finishes the final flourish on the cake.
Done!
Ade looks at the clock.
Not bad. At this speed, you should be able to handle it just fine.
Let's go for another ten.
Finally,
the long-awaited day arrives.
13. PERFECT MAID: A
111 lines*Sigh*
Nervous?
As if you had to ask!
Of course I'm nervous.
...
I'm a little scared too. What if I make a mistake and disappoint Ade?
It's all gonna work out.
You've put the effort in, and it'll pay off.
I think it'll work out just fine.
What matters is that Ade is a great teacher, and you're a great student.
Have confidence in yourself, Privaty.
Privaty steps forward.
Cocoa.
Yes?
Roger that!
Cocoa swings open the door.
The Maid Cafe is now open!
*Ring*
Privaty bows her head demurely.
Um... hello.
Something about you feels different.
Today is a special day, Master,
and I therefore will be the perfect maid for you.
To that end,
on this day before Valentine's Day,
we have prepared a special menu for you.
Would you like to try it?
Um... sure.
*Sliddde*
Privaty pushes a cart out from the kitchen.
Privaty calmly places the cake down on the table.
Wow, it's gorgeous!
The customer tentatively takes a bite.
!!
It's delicious!
Is it to your liking?
Absolutely!
How did you...
It's a special recipe that we created with you in mind, Master.
I'm so glad to hear that you enjoy it.
Could I... have another, perhaps?
Of course.
We have more than enough prepared for you.
If you need anything, just ask,
and we will do our utmost to provide you with the perfect dining experience.
Throughout the day,
various customers sample the special Valentine's Day cake,
which is met with universal approval.
At the end of the day, all the customers leave after having enjoyed their meals.
...
As they leave, Ade watches intently from a distance.
...
No surprise there.
You were sublime. Everything, from your gestures to the food, was flawless.
And with that perfection,
you were able to move everyone.
It's just as you said. You've proven that perfection can touch people.
Thank you so much, Privaty.
Sorry...?
Privaty clasps Ade's hand.
It's time you prove it to yourself.
You invested a lot of time and effort into this event.
You worked way harder than I did,
and now you're going to let it pass you by without jumping in yourself?
Are you sure you won't come to regret that?
What?
I'd love to try it.
Master...
If you can't trust yourself, then at least trust me.
!!
Whatever you're thinking will happen,
I promise it won't be that bad.
14. PERFECT MAID: B
82 lines*Clatter*
Ade places the cake down in front of me.
...
...
Allow me to cut you a slice.
Thank you.
Here you are.
As I attempt to calm the butterflies in my stomach,
I lift up my fork and take a bite.
!!!
...
Just like before,
waves of deep luscious chocolate flavor wash over my palate.
This time, however, the balance of sweetness and bitterness is slightly different.
I can clearly sense the alterations that Ade made in order to better suit my tastes.
This cake was meant just for me,
and not anyone else.
How could someone experience something like this and not praise it to the heavens?
*Clatter*
I put my fork down, then look up and stare at Ade.
...
Ade meets my eyes shakily.
Do I really have to say anything?
I think you know how I feel.
It was truly a perfect cake.
I'm honored that you would prepare a unique cake just for me.
Ade covers her face with shaking hands.
...
Okay, I guess there are times when it's okay to cry.
Well, since you've already turned on the waterworks, you might as well let it all out.
You've put in enough work to earn a good cry.
Haha, thank you.
Thank you, Privaty.
And you too, Master.
You both gave me such confidence.
I'll never forget this day, or what I'm feeling.
*Craaash*
I'm sorry, Soda.
*Yank*
Cocoa tugs on Ade's sleeve.
Oh gosh, I can't believe you're actually back!
It's okay... *Sniff*
I'm the head maid after all. I'm above such maudlin displays of emotion. *Sniff*
So...
Just remember that whatever you do,
I've got your back.
No need to thank me.
I didn't even do anything.
If we're done here, I'm gonna go hit the hay.
Tomorrow is the big day that you've all been going on about.
You all better hurry and get some sleep too.
15. Perfect Maid's Epilogue
119 lines*Ring*
...?
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Ever since Valentine's Day, I've been curious...
Where's the perfect maid that I remember?
In other words, you're not trying hard anymore?
Then you're back to feeling bashful about everything?
Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.
Would you please stop harassing me
and just order something already?
M... Ma... Master.
I'd like the Soft and Cuddly Bunny Omurice.
I'll take the Razzle Dazzle Fantasy Valentine's Day Cake.
Is it not available?
N-no! We still have it.
It's just... everyone else is busy, so I'll prepare it myself.
Hmph.
I knew it.
I figured that's what you'd order.
Since everyone else is busy, I'll prepare it myself.
Now that you mention it, where is everyone else?
Soda and Cocoa went out to run errands...
Ade is in the kitchen, and as for Drake...
*Sigh*
On Valentine's Day,
she suddenly got a message from Missilis admonishing her about leaving her position at Matis, so she went back.
Oh, how I envy her...
You seem pretty free, huh?
Far from it!
I'm incredibly busy!
It's only that Yulha said I didn't have to come back until Maid For You didn't need me anymore.
I also need to make amends for my mistakes, so I would feel bad leaving now.
All right, I believe you.
Keep your chin up.
Wha... I wasn't looking for sympathy!
Wha... what are you cheering me up for?
You don't actually believe me, do you?
You've got no idea how hard I've been working.
*Ring*
Fine. Watch closely, and you'll see how hard I work!
Wait a moment...
!!
!!
?!!
Privaty?
You...
Wh-what are you two doing here?!
I just came to see how you were doing.
If you were having a hard time, I was going to say that you could return, but...
Hmm...
You seem to be working much harder here than you ever did at the Central Government.
Don't try to backpedal now. I saw you with my own eyes.
You look good.
However...
It's oddly disconcerting seeing someone I know act like this...
!!!
I'm leaving.
No, wait, Yulha!
*Ring*
Yulha leaves.
Privaty.
Yes?
It's nice to see you having a good time at work.
No! That's not it!
I do agree with Yulha though. It's a bit weird seeing you of all people talk like this.
I'll come back another time.
*Ring*
Ah... A... Admi!
*Ring*
Privaty rushes out the door.
...
Hehe, Privaty seems awfully energetic today.
Hey, Ade.
Likewise.
Hehe, I appreciate you saying that.
Ade and I make eye contact.
It's nice to talk to someone while looking them in the eye.
How about your other symptoms? Everything okay?
Yes.
When I baked that cake for you,
I kept blanking out,
but after you ate it, I haven't had any symptoms show up.
It got me thinking how maybe... just maybe...
It doesn't matter that there are people out there who aren't moved by me.
Because other than them,
there are plenty of others out there who do appreciate what I do,
and who are touched by my efforts, especially a certain special Master.
Perhaps my lack of symptoms can be chalked up to me realizing all that.
I'm glad.
Having said that...
Would you do me the honor of letting me be your maid?
And give me the opportunity
to become a truly perfect maid?
Of course.
A radiant smile breaks out across Ade's face.
PERFECT MAID: END



