GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE story · Event stories

PERFECT MAID

15 scenes, 1,565 lines

1. What is Perfection?

69 lines
You

What does it take to be a perfect maid?

Kind actions and a sincere heart.

Elegant attire and graceful gestures.

Words and laughter that touch the hearts of others.

Adept culinary skills to make delicious food.

Welcoming customers in a cheerful manner,

and ensuring their time spent here is pleasant,

thanks to us providing them with the best service and food possible.

That, to me, is what being a perfect maid is all about.

That was... until that day.

It all happened on a seemingly normal day,

on a perfectly innocuous and uneventful afternoon.

Ade

Master. Mistress.

Here are the dishes that you ordered.

You

As I served the couple the food that they'd ordered,

I looked into the man's eyes.

Female Customer

That was quick.

You

There wasn't a trace of happiness in the man's eyes,

nor the slightest sign of joy on his face.

Male Customer

Which do you want to start with?

You

His heart was as cold as ice.

Ade

...!

You

When did this start?

How long have I been unable to sense happiness in the people that I serve?

How long since I saw the lack of anticipation in their eyes?

Ade

...

You

I look around.

*Crash*

Soda

Oh no!

I'm terribly sorry!

Male Customer

I-I'm okay!

Soda

Th-thank you for understanding...

At least I was able to bring you your cake safely.

*Clap clap clap*

Soda

Hehe, I'm glad you're not in a sour mood, Master.

You

The way they all looked so happy as Soda made mistake after mistake.

Cocoa

Well,

I'll spread the ketchup now.

Female Customer

O-on the cake? You don't have to...

Cocoa

No...?

Female Customer

Haha, oh goodness, how can I say no to that face?

Very well, do as you please, Cocoa.

Cocoa

Okay!

*Splish. Pshoo. Pshooshoo... Splish-splish*

Cocoa

There we go!

Female Customer

Is that supposed to be me?

Cocoa

Yep!

Female Customer

Aw, that's so nice!

You

The heartfelt appreciation people felt when Cocoa drizzled ketchup on incongruous dishes.

Ade

...

You

On that day and the next,

and the day after that,

I observed the eyes

of the customers I served.

They were all the same.

Joyful Female Customer

The drinks always taste best when you bring them, Soda.

Happy Male Customer

Oh Cocoa, just seeing your face brightens up my day.

You

For as long as I've wanted to become a perfect maid,

I have carefully watched the customers' faces, especially their eyes,

discerning and analyzing their expressions.

This all led me to decide conclusively that although Soda and Cocoa made the customers happy...

Ade

...

*Rattle*

You

Not a single customer felt that way about me.

I brought them neither joy nor happiness.

What does it take to be a perfect maid?

Certainly not someone incapable of touching the hearts of others.

Ade

If that is the case, then...

what kind of maid am I?

2. Sudden Maids: A

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Cocoa

Master. We're in trouble.

Soda

Big trouble.

You

What's going on?

Cocoa

A whole lot.

This is way bigger than what happened last year on Valentine's Day.

Your choice

What happened last year?

Did something go wrong with the chocolates again?

Cocoa

Huh?

You didn't forget, did you?

Fine... I suppose it's possible it slipped your mind.

Last year, the boss said we didn't put our heart and soul into the chocolates,

and that we should hold off making any more until we could do exactly that.

You ended up coming to help us out.

You

I see.

Cocoa

Did that help jog your memory?

Haha!

I knew you would remember!

You

Cocoa gives me a thumbs up.

Cocoa

But this time, we're in an even bigger pickle.

You

What is it?

Cocoa

It's Ade.

She's been acting strange.

You

How so?

Cocoa

Well...

You

Is it the food that she's making?

Soda

No, it's not that.

The food she makes has always been flawless.

The new dish she's prepared for the Valentine's Day event is absolutely scrumptious!

It's just that she looks so worn out and forlorn.

Cocoa

I've never seen her look so sad, least of all when she's surrounded by food.

It feels like she's lost her way somehow.

You

Are you sure about all this?

Cocoa

Positive.

I'm the head maid, so I can tell.

Ade is most definitely feeling down in the dumps,

although I'm not sure why.

Soda

Ade always used to be chipper when she was working.

Even when I was making blunders left and right, it never seemed like it got to her.

But now, she just seems so unhappy...

Cocoa

With that being said...

Can you help us, Master?

You

Why me?

Cocoa

I can tell

we're gonna need more than myself and Soda to resolve this,

and we need your help.

*Grab*

You

Cocoa holds my hand.

... Cocoa.

Cocoa

Master, I'm begging you.

Please help Ade.

Make her happy once again.

*Grab*

You

Soda also grabs onto my hand.

Soda

Master.

I'm begging you as well.

Please... save Ade.

You

... What do you need me to do?

A few days later.

*Ring*

Soda

Welcom...

Master! It's you!

Cocoa

Hi, Master.

You

Cocoa and Soda exchange glances.

...

Ade

Hi there, Master.

We're preparing for the Valentine's Day event tomorrow, so we've got our hands full today.

Is something the matter?

You

I came to help with the Valentine's Day preparations.

I heard that as a reward for helping with the last event, I'm invited to a tasting of the food you've prepared.

Ade

What?

A tasting?

You

That's what Cocoa told me.

Cocoa

That's right! Using my authority as the head maid,

I invited him.

Ade

Ah, I see.

Okay then.

If I have you taste-testing what I make,

that'll make me more certain of what I'm preparing.

You can have a seat here at this table,

and I'll bring it right out in a moment.

You

Thank you, and sorry to barge in like this on such short notice.

Ade

Don't worry about it.

You

Ade heads into the kitchen.

Cocoa

All right, that's Step 1 cleared.

You

Cocoa and Soda both give me a thumbs up.

Your choice

Respond in kind with a thumbs up.

*Sigh*

Cocoa

Now, tell us again what the next step was?

You

Compliment Ade as much as I can.

Cocoa

Good. Use flattery to break down her walls. And after?

You

Ask her if there's anything on her mind.

Cocoa

Excellent.

Soda

Your memory is so good, Master.

*Slide*

You

!!

Ade waltzes out of the kitchen pushing a cart full of food.

Ade

Thank you for waiting.

Our Valentine's Day special, coming right up.

You

Ade begins placing the food on the table.

She starts with an extravagantly decorated chocolate cake,

followed by the Maid Cafe's signature dish: omurice, toast, and a parfait.

These and more delicious-looking dishes quickly fill the entire table.

Your choice

Wow...

Amazing!

Cocoa

You bet it is!

Soda

Totally amazing!

Ade

Hehe,

seeing you so happy makes me happy as well.

You

As she speaks, Ade averts her gaze, something which she has never done before.

Ade...

Ade

... Yes?

Cocoa

Um, I just remembered that there was something we had to take care of.

So we'll be leaving.

Enjoy the food, Master.

Soda

Yeah, you two enjoy your time together!

You

Cocoa and Soda scurry off.

Has anything been on your mind lately?

Ade

...

You

Ade?

Ade

Huh?

Oh, I'm sorry, Master. What did you say?

You

I was asking if anything had been on your mind lately.

Ade

Oh, I see.

Sorry to make you repeat yourself.

Hmm...

I don't think anything has been weighing on my mind. Why do you ask?

You

You seem a bit gloomy.

Ade

I'm sorry.

I should have greeted you with some more energy.

After last year's incident, I wanted to do better this time around,

but I may have ended up pushing myself too hard.

You

Is that really all that's going on?

Ade

Haha, yes, you don't have to worry yourself too much.

You

... Okay.

In that case, I'll get started on this food.

Ade

Okay... enjoy.

You

Ade continues to avoid my gaze.

...

Something still feels off, but for the time being, I decide to try out the chocolate cake in the middle of the table.

!!!

A panoply of deep and rich flavors melt through my mouth,

all enveloped with a velvety chocolate sweetness.

It's an intoxicating mix of flavors that isn't cloyingly sweet or too bitter.

Ade...

Ade

Yes?

You

This is deli...

Soda

Huh? What's that?

Ade

What?

Soda

I thought I saw a glint of something outside...

You

Soda points at the window.

That's...!

Something resembling a grenade is flying straight towards us!

Grenade! Take cover!

Soda

Wha...?!

Ade

Master!

You

Ade covers me.

*Craaaash*

3. Sudden Maids: B

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Cocoa

Master. The culprits have come to apologize.

You

So, you two were the ones who fired the grenade.

Privaty

I-It wasn't us!

Drake

Oh, it was me, all right!

You

So, you admit to it, Drake?

Privaty

Well... it's not like we had nothing to do with it,

but...

What were you doing at the Maid Cafe anyway?

You

So this is my fault somehow?

Privaty

N-not at all!

I just feel terrible about this, that's all.

You

I'm okay. I'm not hurt.

Drake

In that case, then I'm not sorry, mwahaha!

Cocoa

... Honestly?

Drake

... Okay fine, I am sorry.

You

To be honest, I'm more worried about Ade.

You

What in the world happened, anyway?

Privaty

Well...

There was a terrorist attack downtown.

Attention, all the members of Heavenly Ascension:

We have you surrounded.

Drop your weapons and come out of the building immediately,

or you will leave us with no choice but to use force.

You have one minute to comply.

Female Heavenly Ascension Member

Drats, the Central Government already sent their lackeys.

Male Heavenly Ascension Member

W-what do we do?

At this rate, we won't be able to send the message...

Female Heavenly Ascension Member

We can't let that happen.

If we threaten to unleash the secret weapon, they'll back off.

???

Can you remind me what the secret weapon is again?

Female Heavenly Ascension Member

What are you talking about? It's the...

???

Yes? The what?

Female Heavenly Ascension Member

Wait a minute. Your voice sounds kinda funny...

!!

Drake

Well, go on. Why'd you stop talking?

You really know how to get on someone's nerves, don't you?

Male Heavenly Ascension Member

Y-you're from Matis!

Drake

No, I'm from Absolute!

Male Heavenly Ascension Member

You can't fool me!

Drake

... All right, you got me. I am from Matis.

Male Heavenly Ascension Member

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!

You

The man fires his weapon at Drake.

Drake

Hmm?

You

Drake nimbly sidesteps the bullets, then steps back.

Drake

Hey now, where's all this aggression coming from?

Male Heavenly Ascension Member

!!

I-I can't hit her!

Female Heavenly Ascension Member

That's it. Time to break out the big guns.

You

The female Heavenly Ascension member takes out the secret weapon.

Female Heavenly Ascension Member

I'll use this grenade launcher to crush...

*Crash*

Privaty

What's going on here?

Didn't you hear our ultimatum? Surrender at once!

Drake

Sorry, but you're too late.

Privaty

What the... what's Matis doing here?

Matis isn't branching out into anti-terrorism engagements, is it? Why are you here?

Drake

Nope. I was in the area and decided to pop in to check out what all the fuss was about.

Female Heavenly Ascension Member

Nobody come any closer, or I'll shoot!

Privaty

Is that... a grenade launcher?

Drake!

We can't let her fire that thing. We've gotta stop her.

Drake

You don't have to ask me twice.

You

Drake charges at the Heavenly Ascension member...

*Pow*

You

striking the missile launcher out of her hands with a roundhouse kick.

Privaty

I was more thinking that we should go in together to catch her...

*Bang*

You

When the launcher falls onto the ground, a grenade launches out of the open port.

Female Heavenly Ascension Member

!!

Privaty

No!

That's how the grenade ended up hitting the Maid Cafe.

You

So this is all because Drake kicked it out of that woman's hands?

Privaty

That's one way to put it...

But I'd rather say it happened while we were attempting to thwart terrorists.

*Zing*

Soda

Master! Cocoa! We've got a big problem!

You

Soda?

Soda

Ade...

Ade says she's not able to be a maid anymore!

You

What?!

4. Maid For You in Crisis: A

87 lines

*Zing*

You

Ade, are you okay?

Ade

!!

I'm sorry.

I should have come to see you first, not the other way around...

You

Don't worry about it. It's thanks to you that I'm still in one piece.

What's all this I hear about you can't be a maid anymore?

Ade

... I'm sorry, Master.

After they sent me to the Repair Center,

I underwent some tests to make sure that I was operating normally,

but when I got into the kitchen, I froze up.

My entire mind just went blank.

You

How about doing something other than cooking?

Ade

It's not just that.

More importantly, whenever I greet someone or attempt to serve them food,

I'm unable to look them in the eyes.

You

!!

So that's why you couldn't make eye contact with me earlier.

Ade

... You noticed. I can't say that I'm surprised.

You

How long has it been like this?

Ade

It got much worse only recently.

I thought that I could ignore it and it would eventually go away,

but it hasn't.

It's a major issue,

and the Valentine's Day event is tomorrow.

You

...

Ade

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to unload my worries on you, Master.

You

Maybe you're just tired.

Ade

You think so?

You

You're always on the clock.

Maybe all you need is a little rest.

Ade

You think this could all simply be because I'm tired?

*Zing*

Soda

I think Master is right!

You're always pushing yourself to be the perfect maid,

and you haven't had any time to rest because of all the goofs that I make.

That'd be enough to make anyone exhausted.

So let us take over this time.

Ade

But...

Cocoa

That's right. Don't worry.

We'll handle this year's Valentine's Day event,

just the two of us.

Ade

Cocoa...

...

Thank you.

Ade

Oh my goodness, you lovely ladies came as well?

I apologize for not properly welcoming you.

Privaty

Oh no, it's okay.

I should be the one doing the apologizing.

I'm really sorry for what happened...

Ade

I'm okay, Privaty. Don't worry about it.

Privaty

Having said that though...

Drake

Oh no, you don't.

Don't try to help justify our mistake, Ade.

Ade

Miss Drake?

Drake

I just wanna reiterate how sorry we are.

We'll make it up to you somehow.

Privaty

You bet we will!

Drake

And in true villainous fashion, no less!

Privaty

Er... I don't know about all that,

but I will do whatever I can to make amends.

So you just relax and get some rest.

Ade

Haha, okay.

Thank you, both of you.

Soda

Umm...

I know we just told Ade that we've got this under control, but

I've got no idea how to oversee this event.

Not only that, but it starts tomorrow...

Can we really do this without her?

Cocoa

We can do it.

We have to. We decided to give Ade a break.

Soda

Aw, jeez...

You

...

The most pressing issue is that we're short of hands, right?

Soda

I suppose, yeah...

Cocoa

Yep.

You

Privaty, Drake, you two said you wanted to make up for the grenade snafu, didn't you?

Drake

You bet!

Privaty

That's right, but...

Why are you asking all these questions?

You're starting to worry me.

You

I propose we do this!

5. Maid For You in Crisis: B

59 lines
Privaty

What?!

Drake and I, be maids?

You

Precisely.

Privaty

Are you telling me I'd have to wear a maid outfit?

Don't be absurd!

Drake

What foolishness!

A villain wouldn't be caught dead in a maid outfit.

Soda

Why not? I think it would suit you well!

Drake

... Okay, twist my arm, why don't you? I'll wear one.

Privaty

I refuse!

Soda

Oh. Why?

I think you'd look great in one.

Privaty

I... well...

Drake

Hehe, you're coming off quite villainous yourself right now.

Privaty

Hey! Who are you calling a villain?

Drake

You feel bad about the grenade, don't you?

Cocoa

Were you lying about feeling bad back there?

Privaty

N-no, it's not that!

Drake

Then what is it?

Cocoa

Then what is it?

Soda

Then what is it?

Your choice

Then what is it?

Forget it. Privaty isn't up to it.

Privaty

I-I...

I-I never said I wouldn't do it.

Argh!

Fine.

I'll do it.

What do I need to wear?

Soda

That's the spirit!

We'll pick out a beautiful outfit for you.

Cocoa

I'll select one for you personally.

You can trust me!

*Poke poke*

Cocoa

Master,

you're going to help us too, aren't you?

You

Come again?

Soda

I think it would help if you were there with us too.

Drake

Definitely! You're also responsible for this matter, so why don't you join in?

You

Um...

Drake

Fine. If you don't want to, then forget it.

Soda

Masterrrr!

Cocoa

Please, Master?

You

Soda and Cocoa stare at me intently.

...

Your choice

Okay. I'll help.

I'm looking forward to seeing Privaty all dressed up. I'm in.

Cocoa

I knew you'd agree!

Privaty

What the...?!

I...

I'd much rather you not come, Commander.

You

Why not?

Privaty

Because...

Just because!

You

Now I want to go even more.

Soda

Hehe.

All right then, let's go and crush this, everyone!

6. Maid Cafe's Temporary Maids: A

131 lines
Privaty

What in the world is this?

Soda

Oh my gosh, how adorable!

Cocoa

Thumbs up!

Privaty

I don't care how adorable I look,

this skirt is insanely short!

Soda

You think so?

Sorry about that,

but this is the only uniform we have left.

Privaty

What about Drake? Why can't she wear this thing?

Soda

She said she was going to talk to Missilis

about having a custom-made outfit done for her.

Privaty

... Lucky her.

*Poke poke*

Cocoa

What do you think, Master?

Your choice

It's pretty.

I like it.

Privaty

!!!

Pretty?

Who are you talking about?

You

Do I really have to spell it out?

Privaty

I-I don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.

You

I'm talking about you, Privaty.

Privaty

?!

You don't have to be so obvious, you know!

Huh?

You like what, exactly?

You

You, Privaty.

Privaty

M-me?!!

...

Oh god...

Soda

Master, we've got a problem.

Privaty's face is getting awfully red. I think she's gonna explode.

Privaty

I'm fine!

I-if the Commander likes this outfit that much...

I'll wear it. It's fine.

Soda

Perfect!

Cocoa

Nice.

You

Cocoa gives a thumbs up.

When will Drake be here?

Soda

Miss Drake will...

*Ring*

Drake

Looking for me?

Feast your eyes on the villainous maid!

Soda

Wow, what a cool outfit!

Drake

Hahaha.

It was specially designed by Missilis, and personally crafted by their team of researchers.

Soda

That's awesome! It must have some pretty incredible features then.

Drake

... No, there's nothing like that.

It's just a plain ol' outfit.

You

You are looking deliciously villainous.

Drake

Why, thank you!

Your choice

Very cool.

Very cute.

Drake

You're darn right!

Mwahahaha!

What? Never use the word "cute" to describe a villain!

Soda

Why not? Being cute is a good thing.

Cocoa

Yeah, like me! I'm cute.

Drake

... Very well then, I'll accept it.

Privaty

All right, so what do we need to do now?

Cocoa

Starting now, you two are officially professional maids,

albeit on a temporary basis.

You'll learn all about being a maid.

Privaty

Seems kinda strange that "temporary" and "professional" can be used together...

Cocoa

Soda will be your instructor.

She'll teach you all you need to know about what it takes to be a maid.

Soda

Huh?

I'm gonna be the one teaching them?

Cocoa

Who else?

If Ade was here, she would do it,

but she's going through a lot right now, so...

Soda

... You're right.

You

...

Cocoa

Besides.

The head maid has better things to do.

Soda

Oh... gotcha.

Cocoa

You can do this, Soda.

We're professionals.

You

I believe in you too, Soda.

Soda

!!

You both believe in me?

Cocoa

You bet we do.

Soda

...

All right, then. I'll give it my best shot!

One hour later.

Soda

Okay, everyone. First off, I want you to bow your heads like this.

You

Soda bows her head.

Soda

Wait, is that it? Should I lift the hem of the skirt first?

N-no... I think we usually greet first...

Oh no... I don't know what to do!

You

...

Privaty

... Let's just assume that we bow our heads first, and then greet the customers.

Soda

Oh, right, that's it!

When someone comes through that door, you say,

"Welcome back, Master."

Privaty

Actually, I've always been curious about this.

How come you say all that?

Why not just say "Welcome"?

Soda

Oh, well, that's because...

...

Soda

Um... why do we do that...?

Privaty

Are you asking me?

Ade

When customers come here, they're coming back home, not just visiting a restaurant.

As maids, it's our hope that everyone who visits this place is so comfortable, that they consider it a home away from home.

When they're coming in, we say, "Welcome back."

When they leave, we say, "Please come back."

Cocoa

Oh my goodness!

Soda

Ade!

You

Is it really you?

Ade

I'm back.

You

Is it all right for you to be discharged so soon?

Ade

Of course.

Physically, I'm fine.

My mobility isn't affected in the slightest.

Privaty

Still... You should rest more...

Ade

No.

I'd never be able to rest properly so long as I'm sitting around doing nothing.

Besides,

you all are working so hard for the cafe.

I can't sit by and do nothing.

Cocoa

Ade...

Soda

Oh, Ade...

Ade

I may not be able to cook personally, or look our customers in the eye yet,

but I still think I have something to contribute.

I'll teach you everything about what it takes to be a maid.

I trust that you'll both pay close attention and give me your best.

Privaty

*Sigh* Fine.

If we're gonna work here, we might as well learn something.

7. Maid Cafe's Temporary Maids: B

78 lines

Next day.

You

Is everyone ready?

Drake

How can you ask me such a banal question? What do you take me for?

Your choice

A maid.

A villain.

Drake

... Oh. Yeah, I'm all ready.

And don't forget it! A villain is always prepared!

Privaty

Well... Seems like Ade jumping in did us some good.

You

Speaking of, where is Ade?

Cocoa

She'll be right out.

She's teaching the final step: how to cook.

You

Who is she teaching?

Cocoa

Soda.

You

You mean Soda is attempting to cook?

Cocoa

... Yeah.

You

...

Cocoa

There's nothing else we can do.

You

Let's just hope for the best.

Cocoa

... Yeah.

Okay, it seems like everyone is prepared.

Let's get this show on the road!

You

And with that, the Valentine's Day event, with two temporary maids, commences.

*Ring*

Cocoa

Welcome back, Master.

To celebrate this special occasion, we've recruited some new maids.

Male Customer

!!

You've brought in some new maids?

Cocoa

That's correct.

The one over there in red is Drake.

Drake

That's my name, don't wear it out!

Cocoa

And here in blue, we have Privaty.

Privaty

Welcome back, M-Ma...

Male Customer

??

Privaty

... It's time to order, so have a seat!

Male Customer

Excuse me?

You

!!

Privaty

P-please sit down. Now, wh... er... wh-what would... order...

Male Customer

Oh, I understand now.

You

The male customer quickly sits down.

Drake

Here you are, my friend.

Fresh food coming!

Female Customer

Um... I don't think I can eat this.

Drake

Oh great, we've got a picky eater on our hands. Just eat what you're given!

Female Customer

But this isn't what I ordered.

Drake

Oh, really? Sorry, my bad.

Female Customer

...

You

...

Cocoa

*Sigh* They're drowning out there. I better go help them.

You

Good luck.

Cocoa

Thanks.

You

Cocoa swoops in to help Drake.

It's going worse than I thought.

Ade

You think so?

At least they're trying their best.

You

Hey, Ade.

Ade

Thanks for showing up today, Master.

You

You don't have to thank me. I haven't done anything.

Ade

Not at all.

All the Nikkes here

will feel much calmer with you around.

You

Did you teach Soda how to cook?

Ade

Yes... I did all that I could.

She should at least be able to...

*Crash*

You

!!

Soda

Gah!

Bad news, Master. The food is all burnt... Whoa!

*Crash*

You

Soda runs straight into a table and, along with it, tumbles to the floor.

Ade

...

You

...

Ade

Doesn't seem like she quite has the hang of it yet.

You

I'd say so.

The first day with the temporary maids proceeds somewhat calamitously.

8. A Maid's Awareness

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You

After some time with the temporary maids, things at the Maid Cafe settle down.

Cocoa

Master!

You're not allowed to work today. You're one of our customers.

You

But there's still a lot of work to do...

Cocoa

No no, I won't hear any of it. You sit right here.

You need some rest as well. I know things have been tough for you,

so all you're responsible for today is resting, got it?

You

That's very considerate of you.

Cocoa

As any professional maid should be.

*Crash*

Soda

Whoops, sorry!

Cocoa

Sounds like Soda needs some help.

See you later, Master.

*Taptaptap*

You

Cocoa runs off.

...

Privaty

Commander?

What are you doing sitting here?

You

Cocoa tells me there's nothing I can help with.

Privaty

Surely there's something that you could do inside?

You

She insisted that I rest for the day.

Privaty

...

Fine, I guess that's that then.

So, what would you like me to do,

M-M-M...

Your choice

Master?

Menu?

Privaty

Hmph!

You still think I'm no good at this, don't you?

Well, I won't be making any more mistakes from here on out,

M-M-M...

Master.

You

Sorry, I couldn't hear you.

Privaty

Well, you'll just have to believe that I said it! Anyway, what would you like?

Your choice

I'll have the Oh-So-Chewy Devil's Food Cake.

I'll have the Uber Pink Magical Strawberry Crepe.

Privaty

I'm impressed that you can rattle off these ridiculous names without being embarrassed,

but unfortunately,

those just sold out.

Er... I'm sorry,

but I haven't learned how to make that yet.

You

Then what can you make?

You

Tell me what I can order.

Privaty

Omurice.

You

What kind of omurice?

Privaty

...

Are you really going to make me say the full name?

You

How can you call yourself a professional maid if you're too embarrassed to say the full name?

Privaty

!!

...

Soft...

You

Go on.

Privaty

... Soft and Cuddly Bunny Omurice.

Ugh, why do we have to do this whole song and dance with the food names anyway?

You

I'll take one of those.

Privaty

Hey, that's not fair!

*Sigh* Fine,

wait just a moment.

A moment later.

You

Privaty serves me a plate of omurice.

Privaty

Here you are.

...

You

What's wrong?

Privaty

J-just hold on!

I'm trying to get through this.

*Sigh*

You

Squirming uncomfortably, Privaty makes a heart with her fingers.

Privaty

B-become tastier! Coochie... woochie...

boing♡!

You

...

Privaty

...

Wh-what are you staring at?!

I'm leaving!

Your choice

Can you do it one more time?

I think you actually did make it more delicious.

Privaty

No way!

!!

Is that supposed to make me feel better or something?

Well... maybe it does... just a little.

You

I'm sure I'll enjoy it.

Privaty

...

I hope you do.

You

*Chomp*

*Crunch*

You

!!

You

It tastes like undercooked vegetables have been mixed in.

Privaty

What was that sound just now? You should spit it out.

You

It's okay. I think I can eat it.

Privaty

What are you talking about?!

There must be something weird in it.

Hurry and give it to me, and I'll make you another.

You

No, you made this for me, and you even recited the spell.

I could never throw this away.

Privaty

S-still...

You

Don't worry. It tastes fine.

Privaty

!!

Who said I was worried?

...

You

Privaty watches me with deep concern as I slowly polish off the entire plate of omurice.

I enjoyed it.

Privaty

I can see that.

How's your stomach? Are you sure you're okay?

You

Yes. It was delicious.

Privaty

Th-that's good.

I... I better get back to work.

You just sit here and relax... or not... do whatever you want.

You

Privaty picks up the empty plate and leaves.

...

As I take in my surroundings,

Ade

...

You

I see Ade looking inside the dining room from the kitchen entrance.

I get up from my seat and walk towards Ade.

What are you doing here alone?

Ade

Oh, hi, Master.

I was watching the customers,

to see if they were enjoying the Valentine's Day event

or if they were uncomfortable or anything.

It's difficult even looking at their eyes,

but I figured I needed to start practicing looking from afar.

You

Are things better than they were before?

Ade

Yes, much better.

Thanks to all of you.

Yesterday, the customers seemed a bit on edge,

but today, I think they're enjoying themselves much more.

You

...

I look in the direction where Ade is looking.

Drake

Hello, Master.

I've got your soft and cuddly omurice right here.

Male Guest in a Hat

Drake?! Could I get an autograph?

Drake

How dare you?! Asking for only one? I'll give you a hundred!

Male Guest in a Hat

Woohoo!

Privaty

You want me to recite the spell?

I'm sorry, but that's only for one specific menu item.

Timid Female Guest

Aw, come on! I really want to see it.

Privaty

Well, if you really want to see it that badly... I'll do it.

Timid Female Guest

Thanks!

Soda

Sorry,

but your omurice got a bit burnt...

You

Soda brings out an omurice that is charred in a few places.

Male Customer

I-it's ok...

Cocoa

No worries!

I'll cover the charred bits with some ketchup!

*Poosh* *Pooshoo* *Poooshoo* *Squirt*

You

Cocoa sprays ketchup on top of the burnt areas.

Male Customer

!!!

Cocoa

All done!

Male Customer

Er... thanks, both of you.

You

The customers and the maids all seem to be enjoying themselves reasonably well.

Ade

Everyone looks happy.

It doesn't matter that the food isn't perfect, or that the maids fumble a little.

The customers all seem in high spirits.

Things are far from perfect, but nobody seems to mind.

That should be a relief,

but...

...

why don't I feel okay about it?

You

... Ade?

Ade

!!

That's it.

That's what I'm feeling...

You

Are you okay?

Ade

... I'm sorry, Master.

You

Ade frantically runs outside.

Wait...!

I follow Ade.

Privaty

... Ade?

9. Maid of Anguish and Oath: A

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You

Ade, wait!

Ade

... Master.

You

What's going on? Why did you run off like that?

Ade

... I'm sorry.

I...

...

You

What happened? You look anguished.

Ade

I...

You

Can't you tell me?

Ade

...

You remember I said I couldn't look the customers in the eye?

I know why now.

It was because they might not think much of it.

Because the moment might pass without any excitement.

No heartfelt emotions... no joy.

I could have looked at them, and they would have been completely unmoved.

I was afraid of seeing that in their eyes.

You

So that's why you were too scared to look at me.

Ade

... Yes.

If I ever saw anything like that in your expression...

it'd be too much to bear.

You

Why would you ever think that'd be my reaction?

Ade

A few days ago,

I realized that

the food I made and my movements weren't bringing joy to anyone.

You

Are you sure that's not all in your head?

Ade

It's not. I'm positive.

I've seen it many times.

Customers enjoying themselves and feeling touched by what the maids are doing for them.

I used to have that.

People used to value me and my food.

I want to feel that again.

It's why I became a maid in the first place.

I wanted to be the consummate maid, both in appearance and conduct.

I want anyone who comes to our cafe to feel like they're at home, being tended to by a private maid

who prepares customized meals that are tailored to their specific tastes.

I've been working so hard to make that happen.

You

...

Ade

But there was something I couldn't get past.

Even when the others made mistakes, even when they were flawed,

the customers loved them.

It drove me mad with jealousy.

What I painstakingly worked for and craved came so easily to them.

I was envious... and sad.

Once I realized all this, I felt ashamed.

It became unbearable.

You

...

Ade

Am I doing something wrong?

Maybe the mistake was trying to become the perfect maid.

Would it have been right to be a bit clumsy?

To make mistakes?

Rather than act like a Nikke, perhaps I should act like a human.

Would it have been better to not try to be perfect?

Perhaps then I would have been able to connect with our customers.

You

That's not...

Privaty

That's not true!

Ade

!!

You

Privaty?

Privaty

Are you seriously saying that you should have put in less effort?

What on earth are you going on about?

Why is being perfect a bad thing?

Why should you be criticized for wanting that?

Do you think being a Nikke invalidates the beauty in perfecting something?

If you, or anyone else, believe that excellence means nothing if a Nikke is involved,

then you don't know the first thing about perfection.

If someone looks at the flawless meals that you create and chalks it all up solely to you being a Nikke,

then they're bigger fools than I thought was possible!

Ade

Privaty...

You

I know I felt a lot of things when I ate your chocolate cake.

It was a euphoric experience. I've never felt anything like that before.

Ade

!!

You

Those emotions I felt then are something I won't forget anytime soon.

Ade

...

You

Can you find it in yourself to look at me? To trust me?

Ade

I...

...

I'm sorry.

You're more precious to me than anyone else out there.

It's not because I can't trust you. It's precisely because you are so precious to me.

That's why I can't look at you anymore.

My shame is too great. I can't face you, not now.

*Tremble*

You

Ade's hands begin to shake, and she clutches my sleeves.

...!

Ade

All I can ask for is your understanding.

I'm sorry, Master. I truly am.

You

Ade...

Privaty

All right then.

I'll prove it.

I'll prove there's nothing wrong with you.

Ade

??

Privaty

Let me guess.

You see how I treat the customers,

and that makes you feel jealous.

Ade

... That's right. But why...

Privaty

Then stop running,

and hand over the recipe that you prepared for the Valentine's Day event.

We still have 5 days

until Valentine's Day.

Before that day comes,

I will give you a glimpse of this perfection that you're after.

So, don't run away, and don't avert your eyes. Look at me carefully.

I will touch the hearts of every customer out there,

and I'll do it by following your recipe.

Ade

... Privaty.

Privaty

I will prove beyond a doubt that

there is nothing wrong with being perfect!

10. Maid of Anguish and Oath: B

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Privaty

I've got the recipe right here, but...

You

Privaty turns on the tablet that contains Ade's recipe.

Privaty

Hmm...

Hmmmmm...

*Sigh*

I have no idea where to even start.

You

What's wrong?

Privaty

Gah!

You scared me!

Com... I mean, Master! You're still here?

I thought you left with Ade.

You

I stayed to see if I could help with anything.

Privaty

I think everything's good here.

I can handle this perfectly all right by myself.

You

Why are you so gung-ho about this?

Privaty

Does there have to be a reason?

I just wanted to do it...

You

You seem far more emotionally invested in it than you're letting on.

You

And I don't think this has anything to do with the grenade incident at the Maid Cafe.

Privaty

...

It's because I can't stand it.

You

Can't stand what?

Privaty

I hate to see someone's efforts go to waste.

For their hard work to go unappreciated.

...

I felt it when she taught Drake and me.

How much effort Ade had put into becoming a maid,

how much pride she had.

She remembers the face of every person that walks through that front door,

their likes and dislikes,

what makes them comfortable or uncomfortable.

How she closely scrutinizes

their each and every expression, every movement.

It's no wonder that

she so quickly noticed that all her efforts were amounting to nothing.

You

...

Privaty

Everyone knows that Maid For You is a Nikke squad.

That makes it even more difficult to be acknowledged for your efforts.

At first, I'm sure plenty of people were impressed by how hard they were working to serve them, but once they found out they were Nikkes,

all those positive feelings would have disappeared.

That's what happens when you think of someone as a Nikke.

No matter how amazing you are,

even sheer perfection is seen as something to be expected,

precisely because you are a Nikke.

The entire concept of putting in a sincere effort ceases to exist.

No matter how hard a Nikke may be struggling to achieve perfection,

no one will ever feel the slightest sense of awe at their endeavor.

That's because for many people, Nikkes aren't human. We're just machines.

You

...

Privaty

I know how it feels.

The despair of not being accepted or acknowledged by those you cherish the most.

The disappointment in realizing that your efforts amount to nothing.

I'm all too familiar with it,

and so I can't just sit back and do nothing.

You

You've experienced something similar?

Privaty

No.

Most people believe I'm a human.

Very few are aware that I'm a Nikke,

and therefore I haven't experienced quite the same thing.

However, precisely because my co-workers have no idea I'm a Nikke,

I've heard enough stories to last a lifetime.

You

...

Privaty

I've talked too much!

I've got to keep at it with these recipes.

Comman... I mean, Master, you should hurry and get some sleep.

You

I'm not going anywhere.

Privaty

What?

You

I'll help you.

You'll need someone to taste the food.

Privaty

I can do that myself...

You

I'm the only one here who has tried Ade's recipe.

You

I'll be able to confirm if it's in line with her cooking standards.

Privaty

But...

Are you sure that's okay?

Some of this stuff I make... might be a bit unpalatable.

You

I've already had your omurice and lived to tell the tale. I know what I'm in for.

Privaty

What the...?!

Where'd that come from?

Earlier, you said it was okay!

You

Just don't worry so much and cook away. I'll eat just about anything.

Privaty

...

Fine then. At your own risk!

Don't come crying to me if you get sick.

You

I won't.

Ade

...

11. To the Maid Striving for Perfection: A

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Privaty

Finito!

You

Privaty presents me with an amorphous black lump.

...

Privaty

Well, don't just stare at it, eat it!

You

Is this supposed to be the chocolate cake from Ade's recipe?

Privaty

Yes!

I followed the recipe exactly.

You

Right off the bat, the shape doesn't seem quite right...

Privaty

B-but...

The taste is what's more important!

I'll worry about the shape later.

Just try it.

You

Privaty hands me a fork.

*Chomp*

!!!

Privaty

What's wrong?

Is something the matter?

You

... Perhaps you should try it.

Privaty

M-me?

You

Yes.

Privaty

Well, okay then...

You

Privaty grasps the fork with a steely look of determination.

Privaty

*Chomp*

!!!

Blech!

What on earth happened?

I followed the instructions step by step!

How can it taste this bad?

You

I'm curious about that myself.

Privaty

I-I've got it!

It must be because it's my first time making it!

It won't be like this next time.

You

On the second attempt...

Privaty

You see? The shape is already looking better.

You

Privaty presents me with something that at least faintly resembles a cake.

It's not the prettiest cake I've seen.

Privaty

Don't worry about that! Just eat it.

I'm telling you, this one'll be way better than the last.

You

*Chomp*

Privaty

I-is it okay?

You

... Blech.

You

On the third attempt...

You

Privaty morosely presents me with another cake.

*Chomp*

Even after multiple attempts...

Privaty

Here you go.

This time it'll be different.

Give this one a whirl, Master.

You

Why do I feel like you only call me Master when you want something from me?

Privaty

Wha... that's all in your head!

Now quit jabbering and try it.

You

...

*Chomp*

Privaty

How is it?

You

... This isn't the one either.

Despite her best efforts, Privaty is unable to reproduce Ade's flavors.

A few hours later.

Privaty

Urgh...

You

Ugh...

Privaty

Just looking at chocolate makes me want to barf.

You

Me too.

Privaty

What should we do now?

I don't know how I can continue practicing.

...

I shouldn't have talked a big game earlier...

*Sigh*.

*Knock knock*

Ade

Are you two okay?

You

!!

Privaty

Ade, what are you...?

Ade

You said it yourself, Privaty.

You told me to keep a close eye on you during this whole feat.

I figured that if I'm going to watch, I might as well do it up close.

I might not be able to do much cooking myself yet,

but I thought I could at least try and lend a hand.

If that's all right with you of course,

and if you haven't given up yet.

Privaty

!!

I...

I can do this perfectly fine on my own!

However... since you asked nicely... I'll allow it.

You

...

Ade

Hehe, thanks, Privaty.

I'll do what I can.

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You

Afterward, Ade and Privaty start working on the recipe together.

While Privaty cooks,

Ade determines the ingredients that are to go in the cake.

Ade

Privaty.

Ade

May I ask why you used cocoa powder?

Privaty

Because the recipe calls for chocolate powder...

Ade

Ah... I think I know what's going on here.

You do realize that cocoa powder and chocolate powder are two different things, right?

Privaty

... They are?

Ade

In general, cocoa powder is much more bitter.

Considering how much chocolate powder this recipe calls for... if you erroneously swapped that out for cocoa powder, then you'd end up with a very bitter cake.

Privaty

!!

So that's why the cakes I've made tasted so bitter.

Ade

I would assume so, yes.

Privaty

It all makes sense now!

You

Ade steers Privaty in the right direction as to how to use tools.

Privaty

Okay, here we go...

You

Privaty starts squeezing on the piping bag containing chocolate.

Ade

!!

Just a moment, Privaty.

Privaty

Y-yes?

Ade

If you squeeze the piping bag too tightly,

you won't have as much control over the chocolate frosting that's coming out, which will make it harder to create the shapes you want.

You

Ade gently takes the piping bag from Privaty's hand.

Ade

Ease up and apply gentle pressure,

but not too much,

and you'll have far more control over the bag.

You

Ade proceeds to create small flowers with the chocolate frosting coming out of the bag.

Ade

Like this.

Privaty

Whoa...

Ade

Would you like to try?

You

Ade hands the piping bag back to Privaty.

Privaty

Su-sure.

You

Privaty carefully squeezes the bag.

Privaty

Like this?

Ade

That's it. You're doing great.

Privaty

Piece of cake. I think I've already got the hang. Hehe.

You

After a while,

Privaty has successfully created a cake that has next to no external blemishes.

Wow, you made this, Privaty?

Privaty

Of course I did! Who else could it be?

You

...

Ade

Well, don't just stand there. Have a piece.

*Clank*

You

I take my fork and dig into the sumptuous cake.

*Chomp*

Privaty

*Chomp*

You

I chew for a while...

!!

You

It's delicious.

Privaty

It's truly amazing!

I actually made a cake that tastes good?!

Ade

You certainly did.

Now, all you need to do is remember the feeling of this successful creation,

and keep practicing.

After all,

you'll be serving plenty of Masters at the event, not just this one here.

Privaty

Right.

Ade

Whenever anyone comes up to you

asking for a piece of this special Valentine's Day cake,

you can serve it to them with your head held high.

But you've got to be speedy when you do so.

Privaty

I see...

It's a complicated process that you'll have to be able to pull off dozens of times.

Ade

Not only that,

but you'll have to mind the way you greet and speak to the customers,

your movements when you serve the food, how you walk, and more.

It all has to be of a superior quality that matches the food that you're preparing for them.

If you want to create an amiable atmosphere, then you'll have to exhibit a loving disposition.

If you want to exude perfection, then you must perform your job flawlessly, without committing a single error.

Ade

!!

I'm sorry.

I said too much.

You don't have to go to such lengths...

Privaty

No, I can do it.

You don't think I can't handle it, do you?

Ade

...

Privaty

Don't underestimate me!

When I said that I would prove that perfection has no wrong,

I did not say it as a joke.

Ade

!!

Privaty

All the things you mentioned. I can do and I will do.

Don't chicken out on me now.

Ade

... Very well.

I'm sorry for doubting you, even for a second.

All right.

I'll do all that I can

to teach you everything that I know.

Privaty

All right, let's do this!

You

The two of them toil long into the night and until the next day.

Privaty

H-here's your... no, that's not right... Here's your Valentine's Day... er...

Ade

Relax, Privaty. Calm down.

Take your time.

We can practice as much as you need to.

Privaty

O-okay...

*Sigh* Ahem!

You

Privaty launches into a dignified greeting.

Privaty

Welcome back, Master.

Today is a special day, and we are honored to spend it with you.

We have prepared a special menu for you...

Wait, there's supposed to be something before that.

Ade

Let's take it from the top.

You

The next day.

Cocoa

You don't need to come out today, Privaty.

Privaty

What?

But how will you guys get by?

Drake

Such arrogance! You act as if the Maid Cafe would fall apart without you!

Privaty

Th-that's not it!!

Drake

... All right, I take back what I said.

Soda

No offense, but we'll be able to hold the event today with just us.

Meanwhile, you can focus on your practice.

Cocoa

Yeah, we're all cheering for you, Privaty.

I'm sure you'll be able to master Ade's recipe.

When you rejoin the fold, you'll be a perfect maid.

In the meantime, just leave this to us.

You

Cocoa gives her a thumbs up.

Cocoa

Good luck.

Soda

Good luck!

Privaty

All right...

Thanks, you guys.

I'll succeed, no matter what!

You

For the following day and night, she continues training.

Privaty

Phew...!

You

Privaty finishes the final flourish on the cake.

Privaty

Done!

You

Ade looks at the clock.

Ade

Not bad. At this speed, you should be able to handle it just fine.

Privaty

!!

Finally!

Ade

Let's go for another ten.

Privaty

Sure.

Can't stop now, I'm on a roll!

You

Finally,

the long-awaited day arrives.

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Privaty

*Sigh*

You

Nervous?

Privaty

As if you had to ask!

Of course I'm nervous.

...

I'm a little scared too. What if I make a mistake and disappoint Ade?

You

It's all gonna work out.

Privaty

What was that?

Oh, yeah... of course. It'll all work out...

You

You've put the effort in, and it'll pay off.

Privaty

...

Even if it was only over a short period of time?

You

I think it'll work out just fine.

What matters is that Ade is a great teacher, and you're a great student.

Privaty

...

It'll all pay off...

Thank you,

Master.

You

Have confidence in yourself, Privaty.

Privaty

I will.

You just watch.

I'm gonna show you just how perfect of a maid I've become.

You

Privaty steps forward.

Privaty

Cocoa.

Cocoa

Yes?

Privaty

I'm ready.

Let's go greet everyone.

Cocoa

Roger that!

You

Cocoa swings open the door.

Cocoa

The Maid Cafe is now open!

*Ring*

You

Privaty bows her head demurely.

Privaty

Welcome back, Master.

Today is a special day, and we are honored to spend it with you.

Nervous Male Guest

Um... hello.

Something about you feels different.

Privaty

Today is a special day, Master,

and I therefore will be the perfect maid for you.

To that end,

on this day before Valentine's Day,

we have prepared a special menu for you.

Would you like to try it?

Nervous Male Guest

Um... sure.

*Sliddde*

You

Privaty pushes a cart out from the kitchen.

Privaty

Sorry to have kept you waiting.

I've prepared a special Valentine's Day cake for you.

You

Privaty calmly places the cake down on the table.

Nervous Male Guest

Wow, it's gorgeous!

Privaty

Seeing you so happy is what makes me happy.

Would you like to try it?

You

The customer tentatively takes a bite.

Nervous Male Guest

!!

It's delicious!

Privaty

Is it to your liking?

Nervous Male Guest

Absolutely!

How did you...

Privaty

It's a special recipe that we created with you in mind, Master.

I'm so glad to hear that you enjoy it.

Nervous Male Guest

Could I... have another, perhaps?

Privaty

Of course.

We have more than enough prepared for you.

If you need anything, just ask,

and we will do our utmost to provide you with the perfect dining experience.

You

Throughout the day,

various customers sample the special Valentine's Day cake,

which is met with universal approval.

At the end of the day, all the customers leave after having enjoyed their meals.

Ade

...

You

As they leave, Ade watches intently from a distance.

...

Privaty

H-how was it?

Did you see that?!

They all loved your recipe.

Ade

No surprise there.

You were sublime. Everything, from your gestures to the food, was flawless.

And with that perfection,

you were able to move everyone.

It's just as you said. You've proven that perfection can touch people.

Thank you so much, Privaty.

Privaty

Let's not celebrate too soon.

We've still got one day left.

Ade

Sorry...?

Privaty

I proved to you that

people can be moved by perfection.

Now it's your turn.

You

Privaty clasps Ade's hand.

Privaty

It's time you prove it to yourself.

Ade

!!

But I...

Privaty

You invested a lot of time and effort into this event.

You worked way harder than I did,

and now you're going to let it pass you by without jumping in yourself?

Are you sure you won't come to regret that?

Ade

...

Will I... be able to do it?

Privaty

If you're so worried,

why don't you try it out on Master?

Ade

What?

Privaty

Whip up another one

of your special cakes from scratch.

You

I'd love to try it.

Ade

Master...

You

If you can't trust yourself, then at least trust me.

Ade

!!

You

Whatever you're thinking will happen,

I promise it won't be that bad.

Ade

...

...

All right, I'll trust you both.

I'll try it.

14. PERFECT MAID: B

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Ade

Sorry to keep you waiting, Master.

Here is the Valentine's Day cake you asked for.

*Clatter*

You

Ade places the cake down in front of me.

You

...

Ade

Allow me to cut you a slice.

You

Thank you.

Ade

Here you are.

You

As I attempt to calm the butterflies in my stomach,

I lift up my fork and take a bite.

!!!

Ade

I adjusted the recipe slightly

so that it would be more to your liking.

...

Do you like it?

You

...

Just like before,

waves of deep luscious chocolate flavor wash over my palate.

This time, however, the balance of sweetness and bitterness is slightly different.

I can clearly sense the alterations that Ade made in order to better suit my tastes.

This cake was meant just for me,

and not anyone else.

How could someone experience something like this and not praise it to the heavens?

*Clatter*

You

I put my fork down, then look up and stare at Ade.

Ade

...

You

Ade meets my eyes shakily.

Do I really have to say anything?

I think you know how I feel.

Ade

... Yes.

Yes... Of course...!

Your choice

It was truly a perfect cake.

I'm honored that you would prepare a unique cake just for me.

Ade

!!

Oh... Ohh...

You

Ade covers her face with shaking hands.

Privaty

!!

Are you crying?

No, don't cry! Don't be sad!

Ade

Hehe, sorry.

I didn't plan on it.

I never realized you could cry... when you're so happy.

Privaty

...

Okay, I guess there are times when it's okay to cry.

Well, since you've already turned on the waterworks, you might as well let it all out.

You've put in enough work to earn a good cry.

Ade

Haha, thank you.

Thank you, Privaty.

And you too, Master.

You both gave me such confidence.

I'll never forget this day, or what I'm feeling.

*Craaash*

Soda

Oh, Ade!

It's so good to have you back!

Ade

I'm sorry, Soda.

*Yank*

You

Cocoa tugs on Ade's sleeve.

Cocoa

Are you all better, Ade?

You're not unhappy anymore?

Ade

No. I'm okay now.

I'm sorry for making you both so worried.

Soda

Oh gosh, I can't believe you're actually back!

Cocoa

It's okay... *Sniff*

I'm the head maid after all. I'm above such maudlin displays of emotion. *Sniff*

So...

Just remember that whatever you do,

I've got your back.

Soda

Me too!

I'll always be there for you.

You don't have to suffer by yourself the next time! *Sob*

Ade

I know.

Thank you so much. All of you.

Drake

No need to thank me.

I didn't even do anything.

If we're done here, I'm gonna go hit the hay.

Tomorrow is the big day that you've all been going on about.

You all better hurry and get some sleep too.

Ade

Haha, yes.

Drake is right.

We should rest up for our...

perfect Valentine's Day tomorrow.

15. Perfect Maid's Epilogue

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*Ring*

Privaty

W-welcome back,

M-Master.

You

...?

Privaty

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

You

Ever since Valentine's Day, I've been curious...

Privaty

??

About what?

You

Where's the perfect maid that I remember?

Privaty

!!

That...

That was all just because I was determined to prove my point to Ade.

You

In other words, you're not trying hard anymore?

Privaty

How can you say that?!

That's not what I meant!

You

Then you're back to feeling bashful about everything?

Privaty

Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.

Would you please stop harassing me

and just order something already?

M... Ma... Master.

Your choice

I'd like the Soft and Cuddly Bunny Omurice.

I'll take the Razzle Dazzle Fantasy Valentine's Day Cake.

Privaty

!!

That again?

I didn't expect that...

You

Is it not available?

Privaty

N-no! We still have it.

It's just... everyone else is busy, so I'll prepare it myself.

Hmph.

I knew it.

I figured that's what you'd order.

Since everyone else is busy, I'll prepare it myself.

You

Now that you mention it, where is everyone else?

Privaty

Soda and Cocoa went out to run errands...

Ade is in the kitchen, and as for Drake...

*Sigh*

On Valentine's Day,

she suddenly got a message from Missilis admonishing her about leaving her position at Matis, so she went back.

Oh, how I envy her...

You

You seem pretty free, huh?

Privaty

Far from it!

I'm incredibly busy!

It's only that Yulha said I didn't have to come back until Maid For You didn't need me anymore.

I also need to make amends for my mistakes, so I would feel bad leaving now.

Your choice

All right, I believe you.

Keep your chin up.

Privaty

Wha... I wasn't looking for sympathy!

Wha... what are you cheering me up for?

You don't actually believe me, do you?

You've got no idea how hard I've been working.

*Ring*

Privaty

Fine. Watch closely, and you'll see how hard I work!

You

Wait a moment...

Privaty

Welcome back. ♡

I'm your maid for the day, Privaty. ♡

...?

Admi

Privaty?

Yulha

You...

Privaty

Wh-what are you two doing here?!

Yulha

I just came to see how you were doing.

If you were having a hard time, I was going to say that you could return, but...

Hmm...

You seem to be working much harder here than you ever did at the Central Government.

Privaty

!!!

I-it's not what you think!

What you just saw... it was...

Yulha

Don't try to backpedal now. I saw you with my own eyes.

You look good.

However...

It's oddly disconcerting seeing someone I know act like this...

Yulha

I'm leaving.

Privaty

No, wait, Yulha!

*Ring*

You

Yulha leaves.

Admi

Privaty.

Admi

It's nice to see you having a good time at work.

Privaty

No! That's not it!

Admi

I do agree with Yulha though. It's a bit weird seeing you of all people talk like this.

I'll come back another time.

*Ring*

Privaty

Ah... A... Admi!

*Ring*

You

Privaty rushes out the door.

...

Ade

Hehe, Privaty seems awfully energetic today.

You

Hey, Ade.

Ade

Welcome back, Master.

I'm happy to see you again.

You

Likewise.

Ade

Hehe, I appreciate you saying that.

You

Ade and I make eye contact.

It's nice to talk to someone while looking them in the eye.

Ade

!!

Hehe, I suppose you're right.

I'm glad I can look you in the eye again.

You

How about your other symptoms? Everything okay?

Ade

Yes.

When I baked that cake for you,

I kept blanking out,

but after you ate it, I haven't had any symptoms show up.

It got me thinking how maybe... just maybe...

It doesn't matter that there are people out there who aren't moved by me.

Because other than them,

there are plenty of others out there who do appreciate what I do,

and who are touched by my efforts, especially a certain special Master.

Perhaps my lack of symptoms can be chalked up to me realizing all that.

You

I'm glad.

Ade

Having said that...

Would you do me the honor of letting me be your maid?

And give me the opportunity

to become a truly perfect maid?

You

Of course.

A radiant smile breaks out across Ade's face.

PERFECT MAID: END