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4 credits.

Haha.

4 credits?

That's 4 times what I was thinking.

Think again. 1 credit is plenty.

4 credits.

...

Hehe, looks like you're new to all this, Commander.

I'm purchasing some counterfeit civil rights chips.

As you know, outlaws aren't recognized as members of the Ark.

If we ever want to sneak into Royal Road or the Quotidians Residence, we need these.

What's wrong with you?! Why are you laying all this bare?

*Gasp* Sorry, Chief!

It doesn't matter. They won't say anything.

By the way, Dolla...

2 credits. Take it or leave it.

That's twice my previous offer!

You snagged that chip off a corpse

and only got it up and running after a hard reset.

That thing's hot. It'll never fetch a high price.

You'd be lucky to find a buyer in the first place.

4 credits.

Ughh, Chief!

Is she deaf or what?

What?

Well, spit it out!

And what business is that of yours?

Why not?

You're a customer like everyone else. Just look the other way.

Just like she said.

By the way.

Unless you want to incur Heavenly Ascension's wrath.

You better take my offer.

But, considering I haven't seen you in a while, I'll give you 3 credits.

You call that haggling?

...

4 credits.

Chief,

just give me the order, and I'll pull the trigger.

*Sigh*

Sure, go ahead.

I can always find another seller.

What?

Why should I?

Shooting me only hurts you.

Do you really think you can find another seller just like that?

Everyone on the outside is scheming.

They plant GPS systems in fake chips, then you end up in jail

while they collect a fat reward.

Don't act like you don't know about this.

Of course I know that.

So what? That's all a minor annoyance, nothing more.

That doesn't mean whoever I want to kill gets a pass.

Stay out of the way.

By the way, Crow...

One of our snipers has a bead on you from outside the window.

If any of your underlings opens fire, they'll turn your head into pulp.

!!

!!

3 credits from Crow, so...

you'll pay the remaining 1 credit. Is that right?

... All right. I see no reason to refuse.

The counterfeit civilian chips are yours, all 73 of them. Don't forget to put the money in my account as soon as possible.

Within 3 days is all right with you?

That'll be fine.

It's a deal then.

You drive a tough bargain, but you're good, that much I can say.

Right back at you. Pleasure doing business with you, as always.

Well, I've got to get a move on. See you around.

Thanks for the help, Commander!

Yes, thanks for helping seal the deal.

Ah, by the way.

The price we were discussing was per megabyte.

So each chip may set you back a bit.

You can discuss the details with Dolla.

See ya.

Ah, there you are M'Lord!

Mine eyes doth witness a most peculiar sight, one which begged to be shared.

Gaze upon these fine maidens.

...

...

...

More than an hour's time has passed since their gathering, and yet not a word has been shared amongst them!

Everyone is merely focused on imbibing the spirits which lay before them.

There is something else that tickles one's funny bone...

Before my arrival, these maidens were all downing their potations by their lonesome!

Hah...

Haaaah...

???

Honey, you're...

You...

Haaaaah...

What is that?

What are you...

What are you two doing here?

...

...

...

Since we're all here, why don't we drink together?

Better than the three of us drowning our sorrows all alone.

... Sure.

Should we move to a round table?

That's right!

Despite my presence at the scene from the very beginning, they all paid me no mind. They were too lost in their own thoughts.

You truly are the sharpest of wicks, M'Lord.

I was merely curious as to how long they could continue ingesting such amounts.

...

...

...

I don't think it's my phone.

Me neither.

... It's mine.

What.

Why are you yelling...! Privaty, calm down and pull yourself together. You're not making sense.

What did they do this time?

What?! Reduce the budget... they're cra...

Hah... Forget it. Probably just trying to get on our nerves.

I'll take care of it first thing tomorrow. Don't worry about it and just go to sleep.

Haaaah...

...

...

... Thanks.

!!

!!

... It's me this time.

Yes. Speaking.

Soline got into an accident again... I see. I'll tell her to be more careful.

Yes. I'm sorry. Don't worry. Yes. I'm...

... Sorry.

...

...

Thanks...

!!

Looks like it's my turn.

Yes... Speak...

Hey, what are you doing?! Where are you?!

Where's that research report you said you'd give me?!

Uh... Syuen, I believe that report is due next week.

You expect me to wait an entire week? I want it on my desk tomorrow!

That's not even possible...

I don't care! Do what you have to do!

...

...

...

Thanks...

Life sure is tough...

I hear you.

Haaaah...

...

Most unfortunate indeed.

I originally intended on joining their party, but on second thought, I may refrain from doing so.

Haha... poor unfortunate souls.

This is precisely why it is best to live one's life free from all earthly ties.

Wouldn't you agree?

That's right! You work under the Central Government, do you not? I almost forgot.

Well, that's one more unfortunate soul I suppose!

Here, drink up.

Bel... ver

Believer.

Believer!

Rapun...

Yes, it's me.

Are you all right?

I can tell.

Why did you drink so much by yourself?

Is there anything bothering you?

Well, that's good. As long as nothing bad has happened...

Although I don't know what led to you ending up like this...

...

don't you think this is a bit excessive?

You're a major liability now!

I swear, sometimes I feel you're doing this to me on purpose...

You're incredibly vulnerable now! If I were to... with you...

Then we'd... and then...

Oh yes, give it to me!

Oh! Wha... is someone calling me?

No... Nothing!

I was just wondering what it'd be like to be with you alone and doing this... and that...

Huh?

Are you sure you know what I had in mind?

... Aaaah!

No, no! I must rid my mind of these sinful delusions.

You're so plastered, that you've lost control of your faculties.

Here, I'll hold you up...

!!!

Can someone give me a hand here?!

Let's see...

All this cocktail needs are a few sugar cubes, then it'll be perfect!

Hey, you!

Huh?

The Believer drank so much that he can barely walk.

Can you lend me a hand?

Believer?

Don't you mean Partner?

What's Partner doing so drunk?

!

Aw, you poor thing.

Why can't you just carry this booze bag home?

That shouldn't be a big deal for you.

I'm afraid if I get any closer, I won't be able to control myself. I may end up doing something... scandalous.

Please, have mercy and help me.

*Sigh* Doesn't sound like I have much of a choice.

I'll bring Black Typhoon around and take this poor sap home.

Th... Thanks...

Don't even think about spewing on Black Typhoon!

I don't care what you have to do, just hold it in!

Will I ever have a day free of temptation...?

Still, at least I got Believer out of a tight spot...

Hey there.

What'll you have?

In a way. I'm the only one drinking.

The others are singing.

There. Up on the stage.

They've been trying for a while now to compose a heroic theme song.

They were making a real racket a second ago, but they've quietened down a bit.

I think at this point there should be something like bambambabam!

Babababam!! Yeah, that's great. Then the word "hero" with some reverb!

Bambambabam! Babababam!! Herooooo!!

I spoke too soon.

No, no, no. That's no good. You've been asking for something grand and powerful. It's all so one-note.

Great songwriting comes from a deft balancing of strength and vulnerability.

A hero has to be strong! There should be no weakness!

We're making a song! You asked me to make a song!

...

Then how about Bambambabam! Babababam! Herooooo!

That's no different than what you said a few minutes ago!

...

All I wanted was to drink in peace after the tough negotiations I had today.

Instead, I get this.

I hate to ask,

but is there any way you can make them be quiet?

If they don't shut their mouths soon, I'll shut it for them.

How about Bboobboobboom! Boobbooroobooboom! Bbeebboribbeebba!

Are you even trying to make a song at this point?

Hey there, Birdie!

Producer?

Birdie! It's good that you're here. You can help me out with this song I'm writing.

Yeah! I'm sure you'll be able to help us out.

You've got an ear for music.

Right, you've got some talent in this area.

It's embarrassing to admit, but I don't have any idea what I'm doing! I think I may have finally found something that a hero can't do.

Can you imagine how relieved I am to see you?!

Can you look at this section? No matter what we do with it, it always feels like we're coming in too strong...

...

??

??

...

Ah, right!

We totally forgot about the main idea behind the song! Everyone knows that's the first step of songwriting.

What a rookie mistake on my part.

I've still got a long way to go...

I knew you'd figure it out, Producer.

I'm not exactly sure what just happened, but you're the best, Birdie!

Yes! Amazing!

Come on, let's keep going! We're in the zone!

Right! We can't stop now!

Booboom Beebop! Booboom Beebop! Like that?

Perfect flow!

Then after connecting it with Bbaalalaal...

Save it for another time, you two.

??

??

Would you keep it down? You're so loud, people across town can probably hear you.

...

...

Oh my gosh... I must be losing my mind doing this here of all places.

I was so focused that I didn't even realize it.

We can work on the rest in the theater. Laplace, follow me.

Okay.

Sorry about that.

Sorry. I'll buy you a drink next time.

...

Come here and sit beside me.

Drinks are on me.

Hey, Commander.

Pit Boss?

Why are you...?

If you don't mind, Blanc, I'm the one who called him over.

If you're feeling blue, I think the Commander might be able to help you more than a doctor. That's not to say that a doctor is useless...

...

Oh, it's nothing!

Blanc, what did I tell you? You have to speak up whenever you're having trouble.

It's not healthy to keep everything bottled up inside.

There's no need for any forced smiles.

No one can be happy 24/7.

...

I guess you're right...

What? No!

Who in their right mind would ever dump me?

It's not that!

Hell would freeze over before Noir and I got into a shouting match.

If you must know,

I made a mistake during today's rehearsal.

We've got a big show coming up tomorrow.

Commander.

Everyone makes mistakes.

Do you perhaps think that you're overreacting?

That's exactly what I've been trying to tell her.

Everyone makes mistakes.

Yes, but

that was the first time I've ever made a mistake. I can't get over it!

I have to whirl around while I'm at the top of the pole.

It's supposed to be the grand finale, but I keep screwing up.

I always slip right off the pole!

No matter how many times I try,

I keep falling off at the same spot.

The big show is tomorrow.

I didn't have any problems before, and now I can't pull it off to save my life. I can't believe this!

People often make mistakes with things

they feel they're proficient in.

What good does that do me?

I've got to do better tomorrow.

I have to!

... Huh? In here?

Good idea! Why don't you give it a try?

I think you're so worried about making a mistake,

that you're psyching yourself out.

Just relax and don't think about it too much.

...

... Got it!

Phew...

All right.

...

... This is the part.

Arrghh!

Wow... awesome.

I made it!

I couldn't do it before!

You did great!

What matters most is that you didn't run away from your fears. Instead, you faced them head on.

If you'd kept evading it out of fear, you'd have never gotten past this stumbling block.

Thanks, you guys.

I think tomorrow's show is gonna do gangbusters!

Thanks again for all the help.

Don't mention it.

After all, what are doctors for?

Although I would like to reiterate:

Whenever you're upset about something, just say so.

The same goes for when you're feeling sad.

To confide in others is the bravest thing of all. If you keep everything to yourself, no one will ever know how much you're struggling.

Looks like I've got a patient waiting for me. Gotta go.

The Commander and I can't wait to check out your show tomorrow, Blanc.

Nicely done today.

Okay! Noir and I will be sure to put on a killer show for you guys.

Yep! Thanks to you.

If I had bungled that move again,

I'd have had to change the movements or ask Noir for help.

Heh-heh.

Aya!

I can't believe I let my emotions get the best of me.

I've gotta work hard for this upcoming show.

I was just a bit nervous since I'd never experienced anything like that before.

You and Pepper really saved my skin.

Noir has been worried sick, even though I told her not to. I've gotta get back and tell her that I'm all better.

But before I go...

A small thank-you for listening to my troubles.

You betcha.

Don't forget to come to the show tomorrow. I'll be more motivated knowing you're there.

Hello, Mister.

Hey, Cadet!

What brings you here?

Why else would he be here?

To have a drink.

Yeah, Rosanna invited us.

She tried the drink I was having

and said I should be having something better,

so she's whipping me up something personally.

I didn't expect Rosanna to care about me so much!

That's not why I'm making you a drink.

Huh? It's not?

Of course not,

you nincompoop.

It's simply that as an alcohol connoisseur, I couldn't stand and watch you drink such mop water.

I felt embarrassed for you,

so I wanted to show you what real drinks should taste like.

Would you like to try some too, Mister?

I like to consider myself an amateur mixologist.

Wow, she really takes this seriously.

So professional.

Here, you try yours first, Mister.

What do you think?

Really?

You seem to prefer less bold flavors.

Duly noted.

That's precisely what I was going for.

I knew you'd have good taste.

A quality cocktail like this isn't wasted on you.

This one's for you.

Thanks!

*Cough cough*

What is this? It tastes awful!

What?

Are your taste buds broken or something?

It's bitter as all get out.

Why would anyone drink this?

Let me try yours, Cadet.

This one's terrible too!

That's it, step aside.

Don't tell me you're planning on making your own?

You bet your behind I am!

And it's gonna be delicious.

It better be.

Blech, so sour.

That's more like it!

All done, have a try.

Well?

As it should.

I made it by mixing all the different fruit-flavored liqueurs together.

This kind of flavor is more my speed.

Really?

Maybe I should have used more bitter liqueurs.

I tried to make a drink that I knew I'd like.

Hmm...

Blech!

Hey! What are you spitting it out for?

I knew this would happen.

This tastes like a kid's drink.

Who in the world would want something this sugary when they want a stiff drink?

There's not an ounce of depth to this thing.

Now beat it.

I'll mix another drink, just wait.

Blech! It's still so bitter!

How do you expect anyone to ever drink this?

This tastes like I'm gargling with sugar water!

It's an insult to the very concept of alcohol.

Hmm?

A-a customer?

... Oh, it's you!

Welcome, Master.

Please, sit wherever you like.

Indeed, you are correct.

Um... just Ade, really. I'm not really qualified to be called a bartender just yet.

I'm supposed to bartend for the next show, but I don't know the first thing about making drinks,

so I was having Ade show me the ropes...

Regrettably, I don't know all that many.

I have acquired only some fundamentals, for the customers who enjoy the hard stuff.

Given Noir's employment at Coin Rush,

she's already familiar with the alcohol types and brands, so I think she'll catch on quickly.

Cocktails rely heavily on the precise ingredient ratios, so you can attain a marvelous taste by simply memorizing the recipe.

In fact,

Master has arrived just in time. Would it not be fitting to make him a drink, Noir?

Wh-what?!

B-but...

You've devoted yourself wholeheartedly to learning today, so I am confident in you.

Oh, boy...

I-is it really okay if I make it, Pit Boss?

Okay...

I-I'll try and put what Ade taught me to good use.

Is there anything from the menu that you'd like?

Hmm...

Let me think...

How about...

A Rainbow Peach?

You created the cocktail effortlessly before, particularly given its short list of ingredients and straightforward ratios.

Okay!

I'll give it a try!

All done!

Hmm...

Let me think...

How about...

An Aqua Shot?

You found that challenging earlier.

R-right...

...

Okay, maybe I can use this as a chance to overcome it.

This one has a lot of ingredients, and it's difficult to layer them perfectly, so I screwed up a couple of times before...

I hope you enjoy it.

R-really?!

Well done, Noir.

Oh, may I?

In that case, I shall have a sip.

Ah, truly invigorating!

You should give it a try too, Noir.

Er...

Wouldn't you be intrigued to know what your creation tastes like?

I-I am, but...

Okay... I'll have a sip...

Wow!

It's really delicious.

This is all thanks to you, Ade.

Thank you!

Please, we wouldn't have gotten anywhere if it weren't for your hard work.

In any case, let us call it a day.

Would you care for another drink, Master?

Very well then, may I have the pleasure of preparing one for you this time?

Here is your drink.

Judging by your widened eyes, I'm relieved to see that my choice resonates with your discerning taste.

Whoa, is it good?

Can I... Can I haf a sippp?

Hmm? Noir, you're slurring your sentences...

Huh? Meee?

Oh, boy... everything's spinning...

Oh my!

Fear not, I have caught her.

It appears that she is quite a lightweight.

It was no wonder she refrained from tasting any of the drinks she made.

I should have been more observant... It's the kind of lapse a maid should never allow.

Ugh... I-I'm sorryyy...

No, Master.

This is entirely my oversight. Please, let me take care of this.

Very well.

Noir will be acting as the bartender next week, so do take a moment to come at your convenience.

As you can see, she has diligently devoted her efforts to it.

It's not fair!

I'm in my third year! Why can't I drink?

Huh? Oh, hey Teacher.

I keep telling these guys that I'm a junior, but they're saying I can't be in here without a guardian!

I heard there's a special rabbit bartender coming today who can make anything.

Could you come in with me just this once?

Woohoo, thanks Teacher!

Hey, Master.

Hehe, I sure am. I decided to dress up in my bunny outfit and be a bartender for a day.

Sure, coming right up!

Oh my gosh, it's really her! She's here!

A-ahem!

C-could I have one drink as well?

Oh, hi Rei!

Wow, a genuine rabbit bartender...

Hehe, how do I look? Do I look good?

You bet!

It was definitely worth coming all the way down here.

Ahem, I mean...

This is your first time here, isn't it, Teacher? Here, allow me.

I'll have the usual, bartender, and make it a stiff one. Stronger and more bitter than Teacher's.

Sure thing.

Hehe, of course.

Don't forget that I'm a professional maid. I'm prepared for situations like this.

Here's a special concoction I prepared just for you, Rei.

It's even decorated with little rabbit ears!

So cute!

Rabbit-themed Orange Juice made by a rabbit bartender. It doesn't get any better than this.

It only makes sense, since she's so cute herself.

No way, you two are reading me totally wrong.

I'm a junior now. I'm too old to be fangirling about cute things. That's why I'm drinking something even stiffer than what Teacher is having.

Bottoms up!

*Sip*

How's the taste?

Blech...

Ugh!

*Sniff*

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Urgh...

R-Rei? Are you okay?

It's... so bitter...

Too bitter.

But... you specifically mentioned you wanted something bitter. That's why I incorporated orange peels into it.

Ugh... I didn't know you had it out for me.

Hey! That's not what's going on here!

I came all the way out here to see you, and this is what you do to me?

J-just a moment, I'll make you another...

Whaaa!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Teacher!

I'm so sorry! Here, let me wipe it off...

Of-of course! Wait just a moment!

Uhuuuuuuu...

H... hehe...

Hehe... the rabbit bartender is hugging me. So soft and fluffy...

I've cleaned up your face, but your clothes are all wet...

Is it okay if I wash them for you?

It's okay.

Someone in their third year like me can brush this stuff off with no problem.

Really? That's awfully mature of you.

Naturally.

I even received a pat on my head and a compliment...

I'm gonna go and brag about it to Ein and Zwei, hehehe!

I'm really sorry about all this.

!!!

Hehehehehe.

Hey! Hey!

Why can't I do it?!

Are you going to keep your promise?

I want one more round!

Cadet!

We're... Hold on... Ah, right, we're playing a card game!

Moran had a bit too much to drink,

and so I suggested she head back to sleep it off, but she wouldn't lis...

Rouge said if I lose this game, then I have to stop protesting and leave.

She challenged me!

I can't back down from that!

Huh? What?

Anyway, let's continue.

The rules are the same as before. You just need to find the cards with the same pattern.

I'll give you ten attempts.

If you can find all the matching pairs within ten attempts, then you win.

If you can't, I win.

Ten attempts may sound like a lot, but it's not in reality, so be careful when choosing which cards to flip.

Are you ready?

Ready!

... Huh?

9 attempts left.

Wait.

?!

I've been suspecting this for a while.

You're not pulling a fast one on me, are you?

Of course not.

Do you want to check?

Of course.

I don't have to resort to dirty tricks to win.

...!

Are you insinuating that my skills are lacking?!

I'm not sure about your skill when you're sober,

but when you're drunk, they're definitely...

...!

Aaaaarrgh!

Shall we continue?

All right, fine. This one's gonna be it!

...

I thought for sure those two were matching...

One more time!

Sure. Let's keep going.

I can't believe this!

This doesn't make any sense! How can I not find a single matching pair?

Am I really that bad at this?

Are you giving up?

Never! One more round!

Er...

Uh...

Are you okay, Moran?

I... I think you're right.

I can't best you, not when I'm drunk.

...

I'm leaving.

That she did.

She seemed to be in such a good mood before. I feel bad that I seem to have ruined her day.

Yes.

She was hooting and hollering something fierce.

I was worried that it might have made the other customers uncomfortable.

It's a method I often use when dealing with drunk people at the bar.

When people are inebriated, their judgment becomes hazy. It becomes hard to distinguish the complex patterns on the cards.

Haha, thank you.

I'm sure Moran will understand someday.

No, absolutely not! I won't stand for it!

?

I thought it over

and leaving like this doesn't sit right with me!

I have to win at least one round!

Have you sobered up?

Of course!

I banged my head against a wall a few times, and I'm sober as a judge now.

...

For those who are as persistent as her, I have another method.

What are you two whispering about?!

Let's do this!

All right, please come this way.

Okay, let's begin.

All right, let's go!

First... This one and this one!

Huh? A circle and a... square? Were the patterns this simple before?

I swear there were all sorts of funky patterns before...

You have 10 seconds left.

Wait, there wasn't a rule like that before.

I've just added it.

8, 7...

W-wait a second! Don't rush me!

Hahaha! You see that?!

Ah, I feel good now!

All right then, I'm heading back. See you later, Cadet!

Shhh!

Keep your voice down!

Are you trying to announce my presence to the entire bar?

I'm infiltrating the bar to make a deal.

When it comes to these sneaky deals, there's no better place than a dimly lit bar.

What are you talking about?

Don't you know anything about blending in?

This is leagues better than a prison jumpsuit.

If you're so curious, why don't you stick around? They'll be here soon.

Is this the place?

There you are!

Nice to see you. I didn't expect to encounter such a high-profile criminal outside the Rehabilitation Center.

?

What are you doing here with her, Client?

... All right. As long as you don't tell anyone about what you've seen.

We don't have much time, so let's get straight to it.

Do you have the information?

Of course.

I heard it inside the Rehabilitation Center with my own ears, so I can guarantee that it's reliable.

?

You don't have a recording or anything?

No. What, don't you trust me?

You know full well how much all the other prisoners

at the Rehabilitation Center trust yours truly.

... I'll give you that.

All right then, out with it.

Let's see what's so shocking that

it has to be delivered verbally.

Okay.

Come closer.

...

...!

?!

Hehe. Waddya think about that?

If this is true... this is revelatory information.

So?

Did you bring what I asked for?

Absolutely.

You can check it.

Oooh!

You really did pack all that I asked for.

Well, no matter how much we stuffed in there, this is still a profitable transaction for us.

Sorry, Client. Even if it's you, I can't disclose that information.

The foundation of any business deal is trust.

Very nice! You're a reliable individual.

Since the deal is complete, I'll be off.

See you around.

Bye.

Of course not. What do you take Dolla and me for?

Anyway, now that the deal is done,

let's take this bag and get outta here.

Heroic ambush!

Gah!

What is that?!

Hahahahaha!

Matis?! How did they know about this?

Instructor, I've gotta hide! You take care of the bag, please!

A seedy bar, two shady individuals dressed in black, and a large bag being exchanged between them?

Clearly, some disreputable dealings are afoot!

Are you okay, Birdie?

Where did those dastardly villains who kidnapped you go?

Blast! Their clothing allowed them to blend into the surroundings, so I didn't get a proper look at their faces.

That sneaky swine!

...!

It's quite heavy.

Such is the weight of all the honest blood, sweat, and tears those villains have stolen from honest people.

I will return this to whomever it was no doubt stolen from.

Huh?

You really did pack all that I asked for.

Well, no matter how much we stuffed in there, this is still a profitable transaction for us.

Birdie...

What is this?

A-ahem! I see!

I will not be defeated by this small setback!

Heroic bottle cap pickup!

Eep!

Hmm? What was that sound?

What is it, Birdie?!

Damn, those dastardly villains! This must have been part of their plan!

This is an emergency! Someone is in danger!

...

Whaaaa?!

Newbie? What are you doing here? *Hicc*!

I was just thinking about you, Commander, and here you are, right in front of me!

I'm not dreaming, am I?

This is no dream.

Because I asked... asked him to come.

As expected of Mana... you... you've got a good head on your shoulders.

Cheers to you!

Hehe, it's good see... seeing you again, Newbie. It's been a hot minute.

*Hicc* Yes, cheers to you, Mana!

You're the reason why we've all gathered here today!

What? You came here without even knowing why?

Tsk.

That's simp... *Hicc*... simply unacceptable!

No excuses! Anyway, I'll only tell you this once, so listen carefully.

Don't worry, Commander.

If you don't catch what she says, I'll fill you in later.

M-me too! I'll let you know.

I've got your back.

There's a whole bunch I can't tell you for security reasons, but this I can tell you.

Silence!

Let's see, let's see... where should I start?

Precisely. Looks like I did a nice job explaining!

I have emotions too, and so there are days where I need some praise.

Especially on days like today, when the results are exceptional! And my presentation went perfectly!

I worked on this project for three months, you know.

And it was perfect!

So, just for today, couldn't someone say, "Well done" at least once?

How... How could everyone just move on without a single compliment...?

But!

I shouldn't stand around bellyaching. I have a position to uphold.

No no, you're perfectly justified in wanting to complain! They say that praise is a panacea.

I'm dying for some encouraging words myself, but Privaty and Admi give me nothing. You know how sad that makes me?

I'm in the same boat. It's not easy...

Newbie.

Don't ever hold back on the accolades! Got that?

A single compliment can be a source of inexhaustible strength for someone.

I know, and I'm saying to keep it up.

*Sigh*...

Tod... Today is all about praising Mana bunches and bunches.

Sorry?

Sure, I'll start.

Mana, you're so kind!

And you're great at what you do.

You're also super smart!

And you're cool.

Come on, Commander, aren't you going to compliment Mana?

Yeah, you should join in, Newbie... *Hicc*!

... Can you not think of a single nice thing to say to me?

!!

Hey, are you okay, Mana? Your face is all red.

I knew it.

This isn't your first rodeo, is it, Newbie?

Oh yeah, we do gather fairly often.

We certainly do.

We got together last week, and the week before that.

We don't just drink.

We commiserate about our worktime joys and sorrows.

And on the struggles of being a working stiff!

Anyway, Mana!

Have another drink and wash away today's troubles.

I propose a toast!

What? Did you just tell us to stop drinking?

What did you say, Commander?

Care to repeat that?

That's more like it. I knew you were sensible, Newbie.

You're the best, Commander.

If only everyone else at the lab were like you. How wonderful that would be...

However, we don't need any snacks.

Why not, you ask?

Because life itself is a snack!

Wow,

that's beautiful, Mana.

A quote for the ages! Brilliant!

Oh boy, I think I... I think I'm getting a bit tipsy.

What do you mean?! I was perfectly fine before.

I feel a heck of a lot better now, thanks to you all.

And that's all that matters.

Let's meet again sometime soon.

Right! Let's go!

Let's hurr...

Zzzzz...

Yulha, you can't sleep here.

You need to go ho...

Zzzzz...

Don't worry, Commander. I'll get everyone home safely!

You... you go ahe...

Zzzzz...

Zzzzz...

Zzzzz...

Zzzzz...

P-Pal?

Wh-what's the deal with you?! Why're you so late?!

Welcome, Master. I've been awaiting your arrival.

Hehe, fret not, for I am as well as ever.

Wha...? W-well that's 'cause of you...

Phew, finally, it's over.

Hey, guys, you up for an afterparty later?

Ah...! That sounds wonderful.

Good, that's all settled?

Haaah... I can finally get to rip this suffocating thing off.

Huh...? Wh-what did you say?!

... Well, I guess I'll think about it.

...

Wh-what?!

So we were the only ones taking this seriously?!

Ugh... Ughhhhh...!

... I must admit, I was momentarily deceived.

How am I supposed to keep my cool in this thing?!

You didn't show up for ages, and I was about to die of embarrassment. So yeah, I had to drink a little!

Miss Milk, are you quite all right?

Your face looks as though it might explode...

Huh? I'm perfectly fine, okay?!

An-and besides, who's worrying about who here?

Ade, you drank just as much as I did!

Th-that may be so, but...

C'mon, sit your butt down, Pal! Let's go at it together!

Cheers!

Cheers.

Hoho. An evening drink with everyone is quite the delight.

Hahaha, Pal! Come on over and have another!

Mmm... Ugghh...

N-no way!

I-I'm not drunk at all...!

J-just one more... urgh...

... My goodness.

... I do hope this will keep her comfortable until she awakens.

I simply cannot allow myself to be the first to succumb, certainly not before Master or Miss Milk.

How are you feeling, Master?

Zzzzz...

U-ugh...

While it delights me that you wish to lean on me so, Master...

y-you are just a bit too close at the moment...

i-if you might step back just a little...!

Ah... that feels much better now.

I do appreciate your concern, Master.

Ah...! I'm so glad to hear that. That puts my mind at ease.

...

Then, perhaps for... as well...

... If the opportunity arises again, I would be delighted to serve you in this manner once more...

Hey, you punks!

Getting all lovey-dovey without me!

A-are you for real...?!

...

Understood, Master.

Hoho. Please, don't be too surprised.

I may have had a bit to drink, but carrying a young lady is no trouble at all.

Mmm... Ugghh...

Ah, Miss Milk, have you regained consciousness?

Ugh... Ugh.

Ugh?

Hnggh...

Bleeaaaargh!

Th-th-there you are!

I c-c-couldn't possibly be late to an appointment with you...

Of c-course not! I just d-d-didn't know what kind of alcohol you like.

So I b-b-bought as much as I could...

It's my f-f-first time... d-drinking with someone...

A-and...

After we've h-had enough in our system... and you're d-drunk, hehe... hehehe...

N-nothing...!

N-now, let's hurry up and d-drink... Hehe... hehehe...

!!

Phew... It's hot...

It's so hot! I should get something cold and...

Coach?

I didn't expect to see you here.

Well...

Not exactly.

I was walking by, but got so hot that I had to stop in and cool off for a second.

Are you here to drink?

Oh, I see. Well, have fun!

*Huff... huff...*

N-n-no.

I was a little n-n-nervous... that we would end up drinking with someone else.

N-now, shall we start d-d-drinking...? Hehe... Hehehe...

I-I want to try th-this whisky called Black Velvet.

I heard it has the highest alcohol content...

Of c-course...!

I j-j-just want you to get you drunk quickly... Hehehe...

C-c-can we toast before drinking...?

Ch-chee—

Just a moment!

*Gasp!*

Is that Black Velvet?

I knew it! The bottle looked just like it.

Black Velvet's my favorite.

Oh! Can I...?

Well then, just a sip...

!!

Sh-she used the same... g-glass... as you...!

*Huff... huff...*

Ahhh...

That really hits the spot. I haven't had a drink these last few days because of the tournament.

!!

You've got Honey Bloom too?

I like to drink that sometimes...

It's especially nice when you drink on the rocks. Super refreshing.

It's kinda hard to find, actually. I wouldn't have expected to see it here.

Oh, it's not that I like to drink. I only do it occasionally.

Uh... D-do you mind if I join you?

You've got pretty much all my favorites here.

*Huff... huff...*

I-if I say no... it will make things awkward, right...?

Looks like I have no choice... I'll need to g-get this person... d-drunk first...

Here, try this one too, Label.

Wh-wh-what is this?

It's a whisky called Midnight Ember, but it's not too strong. It's delicious.

And after that, how about a little Golden Breeze?

I... I'm at my limit...

...

*Hiccup*

Hehehe... Hehehe...

Yes... I'm okay.

Whew... I wanted to d-d-drink...

alone with you...

I'm j-just sad because it didn't go as planned...

And I, and I g-g-got drunk first...!

B-b-by the way...

How did you get so small...?

Is it b-b-because you drank alcohol...?

Coach...

Now that I drank all that stuff...

I feel so hot... And why is my head spinning...?

Is it because I didn't take my supplements...?

That drink made me so hooooooot! My whole body feels like it's burningggg!

I'm so hooooooot!

!!

Eeeeeeek...!

D-d-did...

D-d-did...you just hug me...?!

Ahh... Ph-physical touch... fueled by alcohol... is even more thrilling!

Coach? Are you sleeping?

Why does your chest feel so soft and squishy today, Coach...? Also, it's not at all cool or refreshing...

I'm sleepy... Coach, let me borrow your chest...

Oh, Instructor, you're here.

I'll be working as a bunny girl bartender for a while,

so I thought it'd be nice to have a signature cocktail of my own.

Do you mind giving it a try and telling me what you think?

It's a cocktail made with milk and coffee liqueur.

I prepared it while I was waiting for you.

Why didn't you drink the whole thing?

...

I worked so hard to make that for you, you know? Minus 200 points for not appreciating it!

Then how about we call it "Bunny Cocktail"?

Oh, really?

So I can't just put "bunny" in the name? Hmm, this is harder than I thought.

This time, I went for something a little more refreshing and mellow.

Do I?

I suppose I do tend to go for the stronger stuff.

How does it taste?

Hm? What's this all of a sudden?

What?

...?

Wh-what the...

Where did you get all these cocktails?

People who like bunny girls sure are something else.

All right, let me give it a try.

Hmm...

This cocktail is so smooth and has a nice tangy finish.

Who's this one based on?

I see... perhaps I'll try another.

Urk... It's really strong, but the finish is so sweet.

Who's this based on?

Mm... not bad.

... But where's my cocktail?

I'm a bunny girl too, but it looks like mine is missing.

Hmm, is that so?

Ugh... that's so bitter. I think mine might be the strongest.

Is that really how you see me, Instructor?

... Am I?

Hmm... Then I suppose I should return the favor.

Just a moment...

Here, I made this cocktail just for you, Instructor.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Are you all right, Instructor? You don't look so good.

Hmm... I think I'd better save this drink for later.

I might find another use for it someday.

I should tweak my bunny cocktail based on Instructor's recipe!