Fate/Grand Order story · Interludes, Interlude

Liu He Da Qiang

Interlude. Interlude

4 scenes, 207 lines

1. Before the battle

72 lines
Li Shuwen

Hngh! Hngh! Hngh!

Da Vinci

Hmmm...I heard "Divine Spear" Li Shuwen was training, so I dropped by to see what kind of rigorous regimen he was putting himself through...

To be honest, it's pretty plain.

Mash

Th-that's rude, Da Vinci!

Fou

Fou!

Li Shuwen

Kaka! You're right about it being plain.

Mash

You admit it?

Li Shuwen

My purpose is to hone each and every one of my skills.

The truth is, if you rip out someone's heart, they'll die every time.

...But it's not that simple now that I've become a Servant. Still, death is inevitable even for us if our Spirit Core is destroyed.

So, learning a new move as a Servant seems like a waste of time.

Honing skills I already have makes a lot more sense.

Mash

Rather than learning a hundred skills, choosing to refining one skill to perfection... I do notice that seems to be a common approach among Servants.

Although, there are also a lot of kings who are experts in all kinds of martial arts...

Da Vinci

They have different roles to play after they become king, after all.

An expert begins their journey at a time and place of their choosing, but a king does not often have the ability to make those choices.

Li Shuwen

You're right. Rama often lamented that.

"I'm actually better versed in archery... But if Saber is the best, as king that is what I must choose."

...Is what he said.

Mash

I wonder why... There are kings who manifested as Archers and Riders here.

Da Vinci

Ah, no, no. Gilgamesh is basically his own class. I wouldn't even call him an Archer.

And the King of Conquerors is a Rider mostly in the sense of standing astride his people.

And in that same sense, Queen Medb... Actually, let's not talk about that. It's probably not appropriate to talk about that in front of Mash!

Mash

?

By the way, did Rama choose to be a Saber class because it really is the best?

Da Vinci

No, it's because he's a romantic at heart. Anyway, we digress.

Li Shuwen

Okay, Master. Thanks for waiting while I trained.

Want to head out to town for a breather?

Hm? What's all the commotion?

Mash

It seems like it's coming from the town square.

Your choice

Is something happening?

Mash

?!

Civilian

You don't know? A renowned martial artist from the East is apparently here.

He's an amazing lancer, and he has tons of disciples. I'm heading over there to check them out!

Da Vinci

Oh? A martial artist in this land is a rare sight indeed.

Li Shuwen

Hmmm...a renowned martial artist, huh? Master, want to check them out to kill some time?

Your choice

Sounds good!

Li Shuwen

Kaka! That's the spirit!

Your choice

Um...

Li Shuwen

We're just gonna get a glimpse. A glimpse.

?!

Mash

Do you think it's all right?

Fou

Fooou...

Renowned Martial Artist

HahaHA!!! Secret technique: Ultimate Muso Lance!!! This is unilateral, mind you!

Renowned Martial Artist's Disciple

See our master's lance technique!? These are numerous unilateral techniques that branch from an egocentric dance!!!

He's the greatest martial artist who's never lost after one hundred battles! Whoooo!!!

Your choice

What the hell are you doing, mustache face!?

Renowned Martial Artist's Disciple

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Women

Kyaaah! Amazing (somewhat).

Renowned Martial Artist

Gufufufufu.

I wanted the North American ladies to go gaga over me as a martial artist brimming with oriental flavor! My plan worked flawlessly!

Renowned Martial Artist's Disciple

You think so? At least you haven't fumbled yet...

Renowned Martial Artist

The longest journey begins with a single step!

Women

Kyaaah! Amazing (use of a proverb)!

Renowned Martial Artist

But I haven't come across a maiden who's totally my type.

Ah, is there no maiden out there who could see the true, real me?

Mash

You're way off from looking like someone from the East... Actually you totally look Western...

And you're not even a Lancer!

Da Vinci

First and foremost, what is that idiot doing here?

Renowned Martial Artist's Disciple

For a special price, you can get a personal lesson from our great master!!! First come, first served!

Claque

Hey! I'd better get in on this!

Your choice

Be calm. Be cool.

What should we do?

Li Shuwen

?!

Oh, I'm not mad. This is in such poor taste, it's not worth watching.

Renowned Martial Artist's Disciple

What? I just heard something inexcusable! Are you nit-picking at this captain'sI mean the master Lancer's skills?

Li Shuwen

It's a cheap trick, no more than a show of brute strength. Everything about it is wrong. You need to start afresh by swinging a hoe around!

Mash

Please, go back to the sea.

Renowned Martial Artist's Disciple

What did you say!? Master, beat 'em up!

Renowned Martial Artist

Eh? Wait. I know where this is going...

Aww, man! I'm about to get my ass kicked, aren't I? Ahhhh!!!

2. Before the battle

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Renowned Martial Artist

Meooowww! (Chicken)

Renowned Martial Artist's Disciple

Oh, master's collapsed gushing blood from all his orifices! You bastards!!!

Li Shuwen

...That's all it took? What a waste of time.

Mash

That was a wonderful single shot.

Your choice

Amazing!

Mash

?!

Li Shuwen

Hm. From the teachings of Bajiquan...actually, this is my thought...

"Fear not the one who knows a thousand skills, but rather the one who has obtained mastery of one."

You should be more fearful of those who have polished a single skill rather than those who possess one thousand skills.

Mash

I see. That's why you keep training and practice the same skills over and over.

This can be applied to Noble Phantasms, which are a manifestation of Heroic Spirits' legends.

Li Shuwen

Master, never forget that yourself. The truly terrifying adversaries, no matter which path they've taken, are those who have reached their peak.

Your choice

I'll keep that in mind.

I'll try my best!

Li Shuwen

?!

Hahaha... Now then. Shall we go out for some tea... No, in this land, it would be alcohol.

I don't often drink either, but let's get going.

Man

Hey. You trying to pick a fight?

Li Shuwen

Sorry, I got too excited, but I don't feel bad.

Your choice

He was the one who picked the fight.

Li Shuwen

?!

Mash

He's just knocked out, so I think he should be all right.

But please be careful. The people in that bar seem unusually worked up.

Child A

It's true! That huge and hugely famous martial artist is here!

Li Shuwen

...Hm?

Child A

He's skinny and glares like a wolf! And he acts all big!

Child B

That's a lie! Someone like that wouldn't come to some backward nowhere place like this!

Child A

It's true! Come on, I'll show you!

Child B

Fine!

Mash

A "huge" martial artist?

Li Shuwen

Hm. I can't allow the children to be exposed to bad influences.

He's likely a fake like the one we saw earlier. Let's go, Master.

Your choice

Mister Shuwen, do you like kids?

Da Vinci

Oh? It does seem so.

Li Shuwen

...No. I started to like children after I reached old age.

Your choice

Mister Shuwen. You liked kids, right?

Li Shuwen

...

Well, perhaps a bit.

?!

As I am now, though, I am more a hungry wolf than an aged tiger.

I'm not up to teaching kids martial arts right now.

At any rate, let's go see this fake martial artist...

ZHuge Martial Artist

That would be me.

Your choice

What are you doing here?

Seriously, what are you doing here?

ZHuge Martial Artist

?!

...Hm. Truthfully, I myself do not know why I am here.

I am beginning to suspect the horrid possibility that I was summoned here as a one-off joke.

Child A

Hey it's him! Hey! Show us your martial arts!

ZHuge Martial Artist

...So there you have it, Li Shuwen. If possible, I would appreciate it if you would demonstrate your martial skills.

My falling rocks and flaming fans would be a poor example of martial arts to the children.

Li Shuwen

...This will make you the heel in their eyes. Do you mind?

ZHuge Martial Artist

Better that than for them to mistake me for a martial artist.

Li Shuwen

You're right. Then let's do this!

3. Before the battle

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Zhuge Martial Artist

I. Have. Been. Defeated. (Monotone)

Child A

He's STRONG!!!

Child B

That single spear broke through those weird beams and rocks! Whoa!!!

Child A

Hey, mister! Do you think we can do that too?

Li Shuwen

Hm, who knows? Maybe you can...

But in order to do so, it's important to live your life with sincerity every day. There's also a saying: "with persistence a drop of water hollows out the stone."

Child A

I get it. My mommy tells me not to be lazy too!

Child B

But we came over to watch this while we were on an errand for mommy.

Child A

Oh...

Li Shuwen

Hahaha. That is fine.

Of course, if you continue to act idly...like that man, such things will come back to bite you later.

Zhuge Martial Artist

(Sigh) I truly got the short end of the stick here.

Your choice

Good work...

Zhuge Martial Artist

?!

That aside. Shuwen, I sense a Servant nearby.

Mash

Oh, you're right. That's amazing.

Li Shuwen

Hm. Has someone connected to me been summoned?

Zhuge Martial Artist

That may be why I was pulled into this.

Li Shuwen

Children. Remember to train in your art every day.

Children

Okay!

Li Shuwen

...This is...

What happenstance. What luck.

I cannot hold myself back!

F:???

Hahaha!

I see now. My manifestation here seems to have affected things... Guess I caused a bit of trouble, huh?

Either way. Here I am, and here we meet.

So, we've got no choice, do we, true martial artist?

Li Shuwen

Indeed. An opportunity like thisno...there will never be an opportunity like this ever again.

I never imagined I would come face to face with something out of legend!

Yan Qing

Those glaring eyes like a tiger-wolf. You are, without question, THE Li Shuwen!

Mash

It's a good thing the children are gone...

Li Shuwen

Kaka. Yes, my fists are deadly.

People said what they wanted about me while I lived, but they were all correct.

How could I call myself a martial artist if battle didn't get my blood pumping?

Yan Qing

Ah...this is why battle freaks are a pain. I suppose I must admit that I'm no different.

Take my fierce, swift shadow fist as your parting gift to return you to the afterlife!

Fist of Yan Qing...take it if you can!

Li Shuwen

Haa! With my spear or with my bare hands, I am not wanting for weapons! The skill I worked to achieve for my entire life shall be unleashed!

Both

Brace yourself!!!

4. After the battle

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Li Shuwen

Surging! Surging!!! More! Show me more!!! Truly a violent fist!!! Can art reach the true pinnacle!?

Yan Qing

Hahahaha! You're too slow, brute of a Lancer!

Nothing wrong with saving it all for one strike, but your emotions have gotten the better of you. I see through you!

Da Vinci

Hmmm. I'm getting dizzy just watching this! I can't tell who's got the upper hand!

Li Shuwen

Hot-blooded...not a problem! To be called a divine spear and keep cool... I am not there yet!

But it's still not enough! Not enough! A true violent spear is one that would crush a swift fist!

If not, I would be embarrassed to even use my second name of "Divine Spear"!

Yan Qing

There!

Li Shuwen

That's nothing!

Hm... This is the end. Even with the benefit of my spear...I stand here at a disadvantage.

Perhaps I need to abandon my second name of "Divine Spear"...

Yan Qing

Sheesh. My other name is the Skillful Star.

With that flimsy spear against my fists, you managed to dodge, parry, and attack...

Just when I thought your attacks were almost too direct, you start throwing in whimsical twists... Let me guess: you've got a bad personality, right?

Li Shuwen

Of course. Same goes with you.

I can see your wicked personality through your fists and footwork, Skillful Star, Yan Qing.

...

Both

Wahahahahahah!!!

Mash

Neither of them were holding back...

Li Shuwen

Ah, that was great training.

Mash

...

...Training?

Li Shuwen

Indeed. Training. Although, it would have been a fight to the death if we had kept going. There are so many things that I still lack.

I will polish my spear skills by fighting in the coming battles.

Skillful Star, Yan Qing, I'd like a rematch one of these days.

Yan Qing

Hahaha! Nice! That's why I love martial artists!

Fine, fine! I swear by Tianqiao, I'll sweep your spear AND your fists aside!

Okay. Now to deepen our friendship, let's go out drinking!

Li Shuwen

No, not at a drinking hole. Shall we go out to play a round of Go in the bamboo forest?

Yan Qing

...You've got the taste of an old man.

Li Shuwen

I just don't like to drink...and not only alcohol. Tea especially.

Yan Qing

Sheesh. Guess I have no choice! I'll go along with what you want today.

But in exchange, next time you're gonna have to do what I want! We're gonna drink, eat, sing, and dance!

Li Shuwen

Hm. In that, I too will have no choice. Well, pardon me on the singing and dancing part, okay?

Mash

...Did they just become friends?

Your choice

Looks like it.

Mash

?!

That's good, Senpai. Since they're both martial artists, I'm sure they have lots in common.

Once their game of Go is done, let's all Rayshift home.

Good work!