Fate/Grand Order story · Interludes, Interlude

Kill Like a Beast, Fight for Carnage

Interlude. Interlude

4 scenes, 271 lines

1. Before the battle

56 lines

...He once said no one should bother trying to understand him.

That sometimes, understanding can lead to hatred, and that hatred can lead to mistakes.

So one must never try to understand a Berserker.

For understanding is not in their nature.

Cú Chulainn Alter

Tch...

Your choice

Are you okay?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Of course I am.

I have to keep on winning now. I don't have any other choice.

Your choice

Can you still fight?

Cú Chulainn Alter

...That's a good question, Master. Stupid one, too.

'Course I can still fight. I'm still alive, aren't I?

?!

That said, I'll admit our situation couldn't suck harder if it tried.

We can't Rayshift out of here, we can't call Chaldea, I'm the only Servant you've got...

...and on top of all that, the enemy commands Servants from all the main classes.

Your choice

Not to mention we don't even know what time period this is.

Cú Chulainn Alter

?!

Right.

There's nothing but primordial forest as far as we can see, the air's filthy, and there's magical energy everywhere.

This place is at least as bad as the Age of Gods.

Your choice

Do you think it's a Demon God Pillar?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Maybe, but who cares?

Your choice

I wonder what's causing this.

Cú Chulainn Alter

It might be a Demon God Pillar, but who cares?

?!

What matters is that we're facing seven Servants, and we've gotta beat them all if we wanna get out of here.

Whether we beat them one at a time, or all at once...

...we won't be fixing this Singularity until you and I are the only ones left standing here.

And we need to get this done as fast as possible.

Your body looks to be about at its limit, yeah?

Your choice

But...

Cú Chulainn Alter

If you're seriously gonna spend any energy worrying about my worthless hide...

...then you have no business trying to save humanity.

Now that humanity's been restored, there's any number of Masters who could take your place.

Your choice

What about you? Are you okay?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Don't bother worrying about me. We Servants only exist to fill a need.

?!

Your hesitation could easily get us both killed.

Don't get close to me, don't defend me, don't even treat me like a person. ...It'll just dull my spear.

All right, no more chitchat.

All there is now is to fight until I get you back home.

Ready?

Your choice

...Yeah.

Let's go!

Cú Chulainn Alter

?!

Looks like we've got our first two opponents!

Your choice

Watch out for Robin Hood!

Robin Hood

Damn, you're really worried about a second-rate Servant like me? I know they say "better safe than sorry," but come on!

Eh, don't worry though. Torturing Masters like you to death really isn't my thing.

Your choice

Watch out for Semiramis!

Semiramis

Well, well. I see this Master has a sharp eye.

Too bad it won't do you any good, seeing as you're stuck with a Berserker.

Tell you what. Out of respect for your talent, I'll make your death quick and painless.

?!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Don't make me laugh.

These Servants never stood a chance against me!

2. Before the battle

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Cú Chulainn Alter

Gotcha!

Semiramis

Hmph, so this is as far as I go... Well that wasn't fun at all.

Robin Hood

Welp, guess this is it. But, at least we did what we came here to do...

Cú Chulainn Alter

...

Your choice

You've been poisoned!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Tch... So that's what their game was.

Don't worry about it. I might not be long for this world, but I'm not done for yet.

Your choice

I'll heal you!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Don't bother.

Semiramis made this...and she's been poisoning people longer than anyone.

A few cure spells aren't gonna do shit.

?!

So, five to go... Better take care of them before the poison spreads too far.

Still no sign of what time period this is, or a place where we can get a look at this whole Singularity.

Ah well, that's not important. The main thing is finding the other Servants.

...What? You still worried about the poison or something?

Your choice

That's part of it, but...

Cú Chulainn Alter

Yeah?

?!

Your choice

It's just, you have so little regard for yourself...

Cú Chulainn Alter

...You haven't changed a bit, have you?

Your choice

I don't get you.

Cú Chulainn Alter

You don't have to get me. Servants are just machines.

And there's no point in caring for a machine like it was a person.

?!

...Getting back to what matters here...

There's definitely something odd about this Singularity. Some parts look like the Far East, others like South America.

And on top of that, I don't see any signs of people anywhere. We can't just keep stumbling around and hope for the best.

Any bright ideas, Master?

Your choice

Maybe we could find somewhere to go if we made a boat?

Cú Chulainn Alter

...Forget it. Every bone in my body's telling me that's a bad idea.

I'm guessing we could sail all the way around this world and still not find anywhere to go.

Your choice

Maybe a cave or something...?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Yeah, that makes sense.

It'd be a good idea to find shelter in a cave, in part so you can get some rest.

?!

All right, let's see if we can find a cave. But first...

...I'm gonna kill these guys and get 'em off our backs. Give me some space, Master.

Karna

...Please don't think poorly of me. It's nothing personal.

Medb

Aww, you're the guy we gotta take out, Cú? Well that sucks!

Come on, why don't you ditch the loser and join us?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Don't be ridiculous. I can't do that.

Karna

It's not that. You're merely loyal to a fault.

Becoming an Alter has done nothing to change that.

Medb

True. You just wouldn't be Cú if you went around ditching your charge.

So it'd make me real happy if you just agreed to roll over and kick the bucket to get out of this Holy Grail War!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Holy Grail War?

Karna

I see little point in telling you more, as you are about to die.

Let's begin.

Medb

Hmm, I don't know how I feel about this. Facing you when you're poisoned seems like a geis from when you were still alive...

No, wait, I totally know how I feel! This is just as exciting now as it was back then! I can't wait to back you into a corner and finish you off!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Come try.

When this is over, there won't be so much as a speck left of either of you!

Karna

I see. So that ferocity is what made you a Berserker.

You have narrowed your focus so much that you've blinded yourself to anything other than your goal.

But remember this, warrior of Ulster: that very part of you is what weighs on your Master the most.

3. Before the battle

126 lines

Every breath I take is agony. I have no idea what I should do.

So I tear into the enemy in front of me. That's all I'm meant for.

That's what warriors have always done, especially when we're berserk.

Karna

A true hero...kills with his eyes!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Tch...!

Medb

Bring it! Chariot My Love!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Is that a joke, Medb!?

Medb

He took it head-on!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Here, Karna. You can have this back!

Karna

...!

Medb

Karna!

Karna

...It would seem this is it for me...

Cú Chulainn Alter

You left yourself open, Medb.

Medb

Huh!? Oh shi

Cú Chulainn Alter

Gáe Bolg...!

Medb

Guh...!

Cú Chulainn Alter

It's over. Now it's your turn to die.

Medb

Heh, hehe... Owww... That was...a good hit.

You win this one. But...there's still three Servants left. Think you can take them all with your body falling apart?

Cú Chulainn Alter

Shut up.

Medb

Hehe... See you...on the other side.

Your choice

Cú Chulainn!

Alter!

Medb

?!

Cú Chulainn Alter

...Come on... We need to keep going.

Your choice

Can we at least rest a little?

Cú Chulainn Alter

?!

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...Yeah, all right. You stay here and hold down the fort.

Meantime...I'll go finish off the last three.

Your choice

Can you just trust me?

Cú Chulainn Alter

?!

...It's not that. If I didn't trust you, I'd have killed you long ago.

... ...

...Karna said I'm a burden for you as I am now.

He's probably right.

For some reason...I'm dead set on handling everything on my own.

Allies, comrades, friends...

Anyone who's supposed to help share the load just ends up making it heavier for me.

That goes for you too, Master.

As much as I'm a burden for you, you're a burden for me.

So you just sit tight here while I go take care of this.

Your choice

So now, here I am, all on my own...

Something about this doesn't feel right...

Cú Chulainn Alter

?!

???

Huh, what do you know. You must be that Master of Chaldea fellow.

Your choice

Andersen...!?

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Andersen

That's me.

A third-rate Servant, and the only one to voluntarily drop out of this Holy Grail War.

If you already know who I am, that'll save us some time. Now, what are you doing here?

Is your Servant staying out of the Holy Grail War?

Your choice

"Holy Grail War" is kind of stretching it...

Andersen

?!

True, this one is much different than the usual battle royale.

Instead of fighting each other, all seven Servants are working together to keep the Holy Grail safe from a single opposing Servant.

Of course, since it won't make any difference if I'm there fighting or not, I decided I'd go ahead and sit it out right here.

Besides, it doesn't matter how many of us our enemy defeats. There's no way he's getting through Heracles.

Your choice

Heracles...!

Andersen

?!

Yup. The greatest hero in all of Greek myth. If most Servants can hit like a truck, Herc is more like a goddamn freight train. Only a fool would take him on.

So, what are you doing here, anyway, Master of Chaldea?

Your choice

Well...

Andersen

?!

Hmm. He prefers to go it on his own, huh.

That certainly sounds like something Cú Chulainn Alter would say.

The original Cú Chulainn was a Celtic warrior through and through. For him, both enemy and ally alike could be a friend...depending on his mood.

...But it sounds like all of that's gone in Cú Chulainn Alter.

So he thinks it's fine for everyone else to be weak, and as long as he's strong, everything will be fine.

He also thinks it's just fine to keep his charges at a distance, and doesn't care if he gets hurt.

What a joke!

Doesn't he realize that's exactly the sort of behavior that ends up hurting the ones he's supposed to be protecting?

That's the whole reason why you're hurt and moping around in here now.

Your choice

I see.

Andersen

Good. Then get out of here.

Your choice

So that's what I've been feeling...

Andersen

Now do you get it? Only one thing left for you to do.

?!

Hurry up and go find him. Once you're out of these woods, turn left and keep heading straight.

You'll see a cave there. That is where this war will come to an end.

Your choice

Thank you, Andersen.

Andersen

?!

I've got no use for your gratitude. You don't look like you could afford one of my books anyway.

So get lost. Go do what a Master's supposed to do.

If he succeeds at defeating the last two Servants, it won't take long for this Singularity to disappear.

Your choice

I can hear them fighting...!

Andersen

?!

Cú Chulainn Alter

Hraaaaaaaaah!!!

(Huff, huff, huff...)

... ...

Master? What're you... Why're you here?

Your choice

I'm here to fight.

Just felt like it.

Cú Chulainn Alter

?!

...Tch. Fine. Suit yourself.

Your choice

Yep.

Cú Chulainn Alter

?!

Altria Alter

...So, the Master makes his appearance.

But you are too late. Your blade will never reach me.

Our Berserker's victory is assured.

Cú Chulainn Alter

...!

Not yet. This isn't over yet!

My body's falling apart. My mind's going with it.

And I'm up against the strongest hero in all of Greek myth. A monster who completed the Twelve Labors and obtained immortality.

I know I've killed him several times, but he keeps coming back to life and absolutely crushing me.

I can feel my bones grinding. I can feel my muscles tearing.

But so what?

I'm here to win. To keep winning.

...It doesn't matter if Master's here or not. I don't need him. And yet...

Cú Chulainn Alter

Tch...!

Your choice

Heal!

Enhance!

Cú Chulainn Alter

?!

Thanks for the help, but stay out of this. ...Just sit back and watch.

...God, this sucks.

Just having him here is making me and my spear stronger...!

Altria Alter

...Oho.

So you managed to reach me even without defeating Heracles.

...Very well. Then I shall join the battle as well.

...Prepare to taste the steel of my sacred sword, warrior of Ulster.

Cú Chulainn Alter

No thanks.

Don't go spacing out on me, Master. We've got a battle to win.

Your choice

Right...!

Cú Chulainn Alter

?!

I'm pulling out all my curses. No more holding back.

...Let's go kill us some Servants. Curruid Coinchenn...!

4. After the battle

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Cú Chulainn Alter

Haaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Altria Alter

...Impressive.

Cú Chulainn Alter

I don't see the Caster anywhere... I take it you're the last one?

Altria Alter

That is correct.

Cú Chulainn Alter

So, why were you guys summoned, anyway?

Altria Alter

...I do not know.

All I know is that we were made to wait here, peacefully, until you two arrived.

We were then ordered to kill you. Nothing more.

This can only mean one of two things. Whoever summoned us hates either Chaldea, or you.

Cú Chulainn Alter

...I see.

So this was just a big experiment.

Altria Alter

Perhaps.

...Watch yourself, Master of Chaldea...

Cú Chulainn Alter

It's over.

Da Vinci

Heeey! Fujimaru!

Phew, it looks like you're all right. That's a relief.

Once we got cut off from voice comms, the only thing we could do was track your vital signs...

Though at least they remained stable the whole time. Everything okay on your end?

Your choice

I'll explain when we get back.

Da Vinci

Oho, sounds like we're in for a good story.

Your choice

Well, more or less...

Da Vinci

I see, I see.

?!

All right, since it looks like you're all done cleaning up there, we'll get ready to bring you back.

Just let us know when you're done.

Cú Chulainn Alter

...Someone with a grudge against us, huh. Guess there's still a Demon God Pillar out there somewhere.

Must be rough, having someone wish you were dead for saving humanity.

But anyway...

...if you've got an enemy you need good and dead, just give me a shout and I'll come running.

That's what Berserkers are supposed to do, after all.

...Man, this sucks.

My own eventual death's probably gonna be a real shitshow...

...but I guess at least one person's gonna be sad when I'm gone.