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A Bittersweet Garden Life

Someone has stolen crops from Kyarot's sugarcane field. After cleverly deducting that the culprit must be an elf, she storms into the Monatium police station.

8 scenes, 644 lines

1. Stolen Garden

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Stolen Garden

Kyarot's Garden

Kyarot

Shall I go water the garden again today...

Water it and sprinkle the soil with special nutrients made with magic!

How should I raise them, so people will say I raised them well?

...Huh?

Again, again! Again!

My sugarcanes! My precious babies I cherished so much!

Last time too, and this time again! They've been cut clean off!

What kind of evil would do such a brutal thing!

Uwaaaah! I'm sorry, sugarcanes! Sorry I couldn't protect you!

*Sob*

*Sob* I can't just cry. I need to solve this! I'll find out what happened!

In the name of sugarcane! I'll catch the culprit!

There were some suspicious characters moving around recently...

I heard those troublemaking werebeasts have been coming and going from the Sprite Kingdom, stealing crops!

Mm... but could Werebeasts make such clean cuts?

To cut my sugarcanes, you'd need to be pretty skilled with your fingers, wouldn't you?

Plus there's no fur left behind. If it were werebeasts, they definitely would have left furballs.

Then... a Sprite?

Could it really be possible that my own kind would act in such a way?

These days there's plenty of factory-made sugar going around, so there's no need to steal sugarcane, right?

Whoever it was wouldn't have gone through the trouble of taking sugarcane.

Elementals and phantoms only eat food for show...

Hmm... Dragons? Witches are obviously out too. They don't eat sweets much.

Then what's left is...

Elves who mass-produce everything with their automated drones?!

Those heartless... cold farmers who don't even talk to their plants?!

They must have felt threatened by my premium organic sugarcane...

I'm sure they're terrorizing small business owners like me this way!

Yeah, it's definitely the elves!

I've heard countless disturbing rumors and stories about them for ages!

Hmm, maybe I should report this to the Sprite Kingdom first... no.

She'll just say "I, Queen Erpin, always work to prevent any trouble for my citizens. I'll forward this suggestion to the right department and work hard to advance Sprite Kingdom," right?

I've never actually seen anything get resolved.

I'm busy working in the garden, but I have no choice but to go confront the elves myself!

Onward to Monatium! I'll avenge my sugarcanes!

Monatium

*Ding-a-ling-*

Canna

Suppression together, warm suppression, reliable suppression, this is the Monatium Suppression Unit Headquarters.

What brings you here, citizen of... huh?

Kyarot

I'm here to report thieves!

Canna

A sprite? Why would a sprite file a report here?

Please go to the palace in Sprite Kingdom.

Kyarot

It's definitely the elves' doing, so the elves should take responsibility!

Canna

What do you mean? Do you have evidence?

Kyarot

I'm telling you it must have been you lot! Smart me figured it out!

Canna

So, you just have some circumstantial evidence? The idea behind an investigation is to hold off on naming a suspect until there's some solid physical evidence to point to!

If you're going to push this onto us, at least bring some physical evidence!

Kyarot

Ugh... this is why you can't reason with civil servants!

I pay my taxes and this is the least you could do!

Canna

Ah!! You don't even pay taxes in Monatium!

Kyarot

Tch! You look like you have nothing to do anyway, can't you just help?

I'll grow some good coffee beans later and send them to you...

Canna

*Sigh* In any case, we can't right now.

We're busy with something very important!

Kyarot

The police are the long armadillo of the law, no? Something like that! You should help the people!

Canna

First of all, you're not a Monatium citizen...

And it's the long ARM. Who are you calling a little armored pests?!

Kyarot

Pest? Hey! Armadillos are precious! You need them for soil aeration and nutrient cycling!

Elena

What's this, Canna? Why all the noise? Has the culprit come to confess?

Canna

Aaah! Not yet! Just a sprite who wandered in...

Elena

Someone walked in on her own two feet. Does that not make her the culprit?

Kyarot

And who are you?

Elena

Oh, there's actually a sprite who doesn't know the mayor of Monatium. That's something?

Kyarot

Mayor? Ah, so you're the leader of the elves, since you're in charge!

Hurry up and catch whoever stole my sugarcane! You think being the mayor you can just sit back?

Elena

What is this person even saying? Canna, what's going on?

Kyarot

Your elves stole my crops!

Elena

Ugh... what? A country-bumpkin farming sprite?

I heard rural complaints were bad, but wow... Take it up with your local office, not here!

Kyarot

Local... office? What's that?

Canna

Oh, my head...

2. Sweet Garden

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Sweet Garden

Monatium

Elena

Your crops were stolen? Why are you blaming us for that?

Do we elves look like sprites who pick up and eat anything when we're hungry?

Shouldn't you be suspicious of your fellow sprites if you're making circumstantial deductions?

Kyarot

Typical elf, you really do have a way with words.

Canna

Mayor, I'll handle this myself.

Kyarot? You can't do this here.

We don't have time to deal with strange complaints like this! We are facing an emergency!

Kyarot

Emergency? What's going on?

Canna

We cannot share that information with regular citizens.

Kyarot

But I'm not a Monatium citizen?

Canna

...Now you suddenly know this?

Elena

Hmm...

Maybe this isn't such a bad thing.

Canna

Pardon?

Elena

Whenever an incident occurs, if someone from another race gets involved, things tend to get resolved smoothly.

Looking back at the process of all the incidents and accidents that have happened... it's always been that way?

Kyarot

What's going on? Now I'm curious too.

Canna

Mayor! You can't! Sharing information with a citizen!

Elena

She's not even our citizen?

Canna

Ugh, that is true but...

Elena

I'll explain just once, so listen carefully, sprite?

Someone is tampering with our food blocks.

The blocks distributed as rations always go through the exact same raw material manufacturing process...

But at some point, "flavored" blocks started getting mixed in.

Kyarot

What's so strange about that? Don't the ones sold in stores have various flavors?

Elena

That's because we got paid and issued permits for that.

Ration blocks taste like flavorless erasers.

Selling block seasonings separately makes pretty decent profits.

Kind of like selling chocolate powder separately to mix into white milk?

Kyarot

Hmm... Really? You're making it sound so serious when it doesn't seem like a big deal?

Elena

It IS serious enough!

Well... it'd be hard for a sprite brain to understand how Monatium operates as a perfect system.

Monatium is like one perfect cell.

Kyarot

Like a single-celled city?

Paramecium City or something like that?

Elena

Hey, not THAT single-celled!

Canna

Anyway, we're setting up an investigation headquarters under the mayor's leadership to properly dig into this.

Kyarot

You're investigating something big?

Canna

Well, since it's a sudden incident, we're forming a temporary task force but...

We're judging it to be as important as the incident around Christmas time.

Kyarot

You do?

Then just squeeze my case in there too!

Canna

Th-that's not how this works!

Kyarot

Anyway, how exactly did the block flavor change?

Elena

Sweet.

Kyarot

Huh?

Elena

The block turned sweet and tasty!

Kyarot

Sweet...?

My sugarcane is... also sweet...

Elena

You think a tiny bit of sugarcane grown in a garden plot could do all that?!

Kyarot

Ugh! My garden is bigger than you think!

I'll have you know I'm the top gardener in the Sprite Kingdom!

The fields I manage are the largest, and my crops grow incredibly big!

The sugarcane I grow has the highest sugar content!

During the last insurgency, they cleaned out all the sugarcane from my garden!

Elena

Ah, sure sure... whatever you say.

Kyarot

Grrrr!!

Taste it and judge for yourself!!

*Crunch!*

Elena

Whoa...mmph!! Gwaaah!!!!!

Canna

Aah! Mayor!! What do you think you're doing, sprite?!

Kyarot

Don't dismiss me like that!

Elena

Mmph... nom... nom nom...

Ugh, sweet...!

Kyarot

So, how is it? This is super-premium sugarcane worth stealing, right?

Elena

H-Huh?

This taste ...?

Chief Canna!

Canna

E-Excuse me?

Elena

Where's the evidence you collected?

Canna

H-here it is, but?

Elena

Sprite, I just realized something.

Kyarot

What? What did you realize?

Elena

Eat this!!!

*Crunch!*

Kyarot

Whoa!! Wha... mmph!!!!

Canna

Mayor!! What do you think you're doing?!

Kyarot

Nom nom nom... nom...

Mmph... huh? It's good?

Wait? This taste is...?

It seems similar to my sugarcane's taste?

Elena

Right, right? You feel that way too, don't you?

We'd need to analyze it properly but... it's a very similar aroma.

Canna

Huh? Is that really true?

Kyarot

Want to try some too?

Elena

Yeah, Chief Canna should try it too.

Canna

...Wait a moment.

Elena

Hehe!

Kyarot

Come here.

Canna

Aah, aaaah!!!

3. Clue Garden

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Clue Garden

Elven Situation Room

Core AI

According to component analysis results, the composition excluding the main ingredients of the block matches 95% with the sprite's sugarcane.

Elena

As expected, my intuition wasn't wrong?!

Is taste a natural gift? Guess I could be a gourmet, then?

Kyarot

……….

Canna

……….

Elena

What, why isn't anyone backing me up?!

If Amelia were here at a time like this, she would've said something!

Kyarot

That means it's for sure related to my crop-theft incident, doesn't it?

You're including me in this investigation?

Elena

Hmm... Elf and sprite collaborative investigation? Something like that?

Seems like it'd be great for public image too.

Canna

Mayor, are you seriously considering this? We can handle it just fine on our own...

Elena

Ah... just take her along and chat or whatever!

Canna

*Sigh* Understood...

Elena

Alright! So now that the sprite has joined, can we get this investigation going?

Chief Canna, should you score a win there might be a bonus waiting for you!

Well, I'm off! Don't cause trouble!

Canna

L-leave it to me!

Kyarot

So... what do we start with? What should I do?

Canna

*Sigh* Well, I don't have high expectations for a sprite. Just don't cause trouble.

Don't do anything foolish and just follow me.

Kyarot

Ugh... Look at that elf talking so rudely.

Canna

Ugh... That sprite is just staring at me with that dumb, empty look.

Well, the mayor said the hospital is the most suspicious, so we should check there first.

Kyarot

Hospital? Shouldn't we go to the factory that makes these blocks first?

Canna

We already looked there during our initial investigation, but nothing unusual came up at the factory.

We're certain that the blocks got altered during the distribution process...

The hospital's orders for blocks have increased significantly recently, which is suspicious.

Monatium Hospital

Kyarot

Wow, the owner here seems to be really meticulous?

Canna

Medical Officer Hilde? Well, that's her personality. How did you know?

Kyarot

The plants here are in such great condition.

They seem to be watered on time, and they look like they're getting nutrients too!

The owner's attitude shows through!

Canna

Hmm... This sprite kiddo makes some pretty perceptive remarks?

Hilde

Welcome. I heard you're from the suppression unit... What brings you here?

Canna

We're investigating the reason for the recent sharp increase in block orders.

Hilde

Ah, that...

That is a concern of mine too. Would you come over here?

Canna

Pardon?

Festa

Owwwyeeeeoohahh!

Inspiration strikes! Uhihihi! Firing song ahead!

Kyarot

Uwaaah?! What's wrong with this elf?

Hilde

She was suddenly brought in a while ago, and she's not in good condition.

Canna

What does that patient have to do with the amount of blocks you're ordering?

Festa

Uhhh, I'm hungry...

Hot lunch boxes in a cold city... Hwooowowwwyeeee!!

Ugh... I'm hungry. Doctor! When's the block coming? Give me a block!

Hilde

You've already had 5 days' worth of blocks today...

Festa

Creation always makes hungry! I need block, block! Sweet block!

Hilde

She keeps asking only for blocks to eat like that.

At first I thought she was just hungry and kept giving them to her...

She was acting so strangely that I stopped administering blocks, and this is what she ended up like.

Kyarot

Do you have an issue with block addiction or something?

Is it similar to how we sprites can't resist sugar?

Canna

There's nothing wrong with our blocks!

Normally it's just something people force themselves to eat...

Hilde

Addiction...?

Did Mayor Elena pull something to control the citizens?

Canna

No. The mayor ordered an investigation because she found it strange that the taste of the blocks changed.

Hilde

If it's not Mayor Elena's doing... this sounds like quite a big incident?

Hmm...

Festa

*Sob, sob* They say music sounds better on a full stomach than on an empty one...!

I'm hungry!!

Kyarot

Even though we're investigating, seeing her so hungry...

Elves seem too heartless.

Hilde

Huh?

Canna

Ah, what are you doing?!

Kyarot

At least eat this!!

Festa

Wowwwaaah!!!!! So much!!!

Hilde

What are you doing to the patient?! Get away from her right now!

Kyarot

Let her eat at least this! She looked so pitiful I couldn't just stand by!

*Munch, munch, munch*

Festa

Ooh... Hehe, it's delicious!

But it's not that sweet.

Canna

Not sweet? When I tried it, it was incredibly sweet?

Festa

Hmm... It's milder than the candy I had before?

But this subtle taste lingering on the tip of my tongue... it's just like that candy from back then.

The candy I couldn't find no matter how thoroughly I dug through the Monatium convenience store's trash...

After dessert comes the meal! I'm still hungry!

Canna

Hey, you! Bum! What candy did you eat?

Festa

A while ago when I was busking, someone threw me a bag of candy.

It was crystal-shaped candy that looked like crystals.

I popped one in my mouth whenever I was bored...

Every time I ate it, ideas for new songs would suddenly pop! into my head.

I think I created about 20 original songs!

Hilde

Did you take some kind of drug?

Festa

I don't think so? It was just candy?

Kyarot

Could that candy and sugarcane be somehow related?

Festa

It is less sweet, but the flavor seems somewhat similar.

Kyarot

Was the candy made from my sugarcane?

Hilde

Does that sugarcane have some kind of special effect?

Kyarot

Of course, it's special! It's an ultra-premium, organic sugarcane grown by yours truly!

Canna

Medical Officer, could there be... some kind of hallucinogenic component?

Hilde

Well, I won't know until I properly examine it, but...

Kyarot

Hey! What are you whispering about?! My sugarcane doesn't have any weird effects like that!

Hilde

May we examine it?

Kyarot

Go ahead! I have nothing to hide! No one who's eaten my sugarcane has ever acted strangely!

4. Secret Garden

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Secret Garden

Monatium Hospital

Kyarot

So... my garden is close to Yggdrasil.

There's a water source nearby, and the weeds would grow to be both large and lush.

I could tell at a glance that it was the absolute best land for growing plants!

Canna

But why did you start a garden?

Kyarot

While praying at the Order, I got this feeling that it was my fate to tend to Yggdrasil.

Canna

A feeling?

Kyarot

During the prayer, in a dream, Yggdrasil grew bigger and bigger until it grew so large that Elias couldn't handle it.

It grew so big that whoosh! Yggdrasil launched into the sky.

Canna

Wasn't that just a random dream?

Kyarot

Priestesses usually think even random dreams are precious dreams.

Canna

Huh? Now that I look at your outfit... Kyarot, are you a priestess?

Kyarot

An honorary priestess, one might say.

I had a dream about Yggdrasil, and they gave me the title!

Still, I prefer tending the garden over praying, so I don't visit the Order that often.

Canna

A gardener who received a revelation from Yggdrasil? Is that what you are?

Kyarot

Well, you could think of it that way.

Hilde

Then your sugarcane might not be ordinary sugarcane.

Analysis Drone

*Beep* Component analysis complete.

Hilde

Ah... The results are in. Let me see...

Sucrose, glucose, calcium, magnesium... Hm?

5% of the composition consists of substances that don't exist in our database.

It's probably a unique substance that only exists in Elias, or comes from Yggdrasil.

Kyarot

Really? It's scientifically special too?

But... there's never been anyone who showed strange effects after eating my sugarcane?

Hilde

Maybe the local denizens are used to it, so there's no effect.

But elven body chemistry is different, and the specific combination of ingredients could cause elven bodies to respond in this highly addictive manner.

When new civilizations collide, it is normal for new diseases to often spread.

Kyarot

Ugh... That sounds complicated. Well, you girls figure it out.

Canna

Then, under the assumption that this substance is the problem, let me get this straight...

1. Someone stole sugarcane from Kyarot's garden.

2. They made crystal candy from the sugarcane.

3. They intervened in the block distribution route and injected the candy?

Hilde

Why did the culprit hand the candy to Festa? That's strange.

Canna

And the whole idea of injecting candy into the blocks doesn't really add up either...

Kyarot

How about investigating the truck?

Canna

What? The truck?

Kyarot

Don't you Elves transport goods by truck? I've seen them passing by my garden sometimes.

Canna

Ah... Well, that's true but... there is more than just one or two trucks... Wait?

A truck that passes by your garden?

Kyarot

Yeah! I see it once a week? It looked interesting, so I asked an elf diplomat what it was.

Canna

Wh-when was this?

Kyarot

Why are you so surprised?

Canna

The only trucks going to the Sprite Kingdom are the ones delivering sugar!

There are no trucks with routes assigned to areas as remote as where your garden is!

Sprite Forest

Kyarot

Ugh... I'm tired.

How long do we have to keep doing this?

Canna

Stakeouts are basically about lying low and staying hidden until something finally shows up.

Here, have some coffee. I brought it in a thermos.

Kyarot

Ugh... This is just bitter!

Canna

That's the whole point. You'll get used to it if you keep drinking.

*Sip*

Canna

Ahem! It's quite cold at dawn. Sorry you have to suffer following me around.

Kyarot

I asked to come along in the first place, so no need to apologize.

Canna

……….

Kyarot

……….

Canna

Um...

I'm sorry about before. I feel like I treated you like an idiot.

Kyarot

Huh?

Canna

Without you, there would have been no progress in the investigation.

Thinking about it now, all the major clues sprung from your head.

Kyarot

N-no! I couldn't have gotten this far without you either.

I saw that truck passing by every week and never suspected anything.

And... sorry for being stubborn.

I was really upset about my garden being ruined, so I got worked up and threw a fit.

Canna

I would have done the same. Nothing's more infuriating than trespassing.

Kyarot

Mmm...

Um...

Come visit my garden sometime. I'll show you what real coffee tastes like.

Canna

Ah. Th-thank you...

*Vroooom*

Canna

Huh? It appeared...! Is that the truck?!

Kyarot

Yes! That's it, that's the one!

Canna

Starting pursuit now! Hold on tight!

*Vroom, vroom* *Wii-u, wii-u*

Canna

Attention! Truck ahead! Slow down immediately and turn off your engine!

*Vrroom, Vroooom!!!*

Kyarot

Whoa?! She's speeding up?! What do we do?

Canna

Tsk-! Let's follow for now!

Kyarot

Can you even keep up?!

Canna

I can definitely catch up to a truck!

Attention! To the driver of the truck! If you don't stop, I'll open fire!

*Whoosh* *Bang, Babang! Bang!*

Kyarot

Whoa! What's that?! She threw something!

Smoke bomb? No, this smell is...?! Sweet potato?

*Boom!*

Kyarot

Kyaa!!!

Canna

Hweek!!

My bike turned into a sweet potato?! What is this? Magic?!

Kyarot

Sweet potato?

A witch...?

Canna

Is there a witch who uses that kind of magic?

Kyarot

She threw something first, right? Maybe it was a potion?

Canna

Ah? I think so. Looking at the glass shards nearby, they're shaped like potion bottles.

Kyarot

A potion that turns things into sweet potatoes?

There's only one person who could do something like that!

5. Key Garden

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Key Garden

Posher's Witch Store

Posher

*Yaaaawn*

It's pretty slow today. No customers either.

Lately, it feels like the witches aren't fighting among themselves as much?

Business isn't doing well.

Since I have time, maybe I should make some new potions?

*BANG, BANG, BANG!*

Posher

Huh?

Canna

Suppression unit! Open up!

Posher

Suppression unit? What? What's that? A new court faction?

*Crash!!*

Posher

What are you doing? Who are you to smash up someone's shop door?!

Kyarot

We know everything, you wicked witch!

You stole my sugarcanes, didn't you?!

Canna

You spiked Monatium's rations and turned the bike into junk, right?

Posher

What? What are you talking about?!

Canna

No more talk, hands up!

Posher

What is going on here...?

What do you think you know to be doing this?

Kyarot

Don't lie! Where did you hide my sugarcanes?

Posher

Huh? Do I look like a Witch who'd sneak into a farm to steal sugarcanes?

What would I even use something like that for?

Canna

Any further false testimony may be used against you.

You have the right to remain silent...

Posher

Yeah, sure. Whatever.

So, do you have any evidence...?

Canna

Look at this sweet potato!

My bike turned into a sweet potato!

Posher

Hmm? This is definitely my handiwork.

Kyarot

See? We got you, don't we? Better prepare to face judicial judgment!

Posher

But you know.

I sell all of this stuff?

Kyarot

Huh?

Posher

The potion that turns things into sweet potatoes. You can buy it for 200 gold?

If I spray this antidote potion here...

*Poof!*

Posher

Ta-da! It's back to its original form, right?

Kyarot

Whoa?! It really is?

Posher

Just because of a single potion that turns someone into a sweet potato, you think I was plotting something? That's a huge leap.

Kyarot

Ugh... Th-that can't be!

Posher

Next time, do your job properly and know what you're doing.

Oh, and the antidote potion is 20,000 gold, so pay up, chop chop!

Canna

Urgh?! I, I don't have that kind of money!

The sweet potato potion is 200 gold?! Why is the antidote so expensive?

Posher

Well... if you don't have money, there's nothing I can do.

I'll take this bike or whatever it is as payment instead.

Canna

Ahhh! No! That's all billed to City Hall!

Kyarot

Anyone can buy the sweet potato potion...?

What on earth is going on?

You... have you never made candy with my sugarcane?

Posher

Candy? Ugh! Why would I make something like that?

Kyarot

Even if it were sugarcane with magical properties?

Posher

Hmm... Well... If it has magical properties, it might be worth using as a material, but this is the first I'm hearing of it?

And... there's plenty of moss and mushrooms with magical properties growing around the Yggdrasil roots?

You're saying there's no reason to go to the surface?

Kyarot

You've never been to the surface?

Posher

Why would I go?

All customers interested in my potions come crawling to my shop anyway?

I don't do that kind of annoying grunt work, scraping around some underground corner like a dragon.

Canna

Ugh... Of course we'll have to further investigate but... it doesn't seem like she's lying.

Has anyone bought a sweet potato potion recently?

Posher

Why would I remember something like that?

Canna

Don't you have a ledger or something?!

Posher

That's something only shops with mediocre business use.

When business is good, the shop runs fine even with rough calculations.

Kyarot

Ugh... This carefree attitude...

How can someone live so worry-free...!

*Tak*

Levi

Hm? Boss, the shop door is smashed...

Huh?

Kyarot

Hm? What, who are you?

Posher

She works for me, my part-timer.

Levi, hurry up and fix the shop door.

Levi

Y-Yes... Boss.

Posher

And kick out these troublemakers. They came to my shop without any money.

Levi

Y-Yes!

Posher

Ugh, I smell something sweet! Levi, what other part-time job were you doing? I told you bringing sweet scents into the shop hurts sales!

Levi

S-Sorry, Boss!

Kyarot

Wait, a sweet smell...?

This Levi... she can't look us in the eye...

Canna

Suspicious.

Kyarot

Really suspicious.

Levi

Why is everyone looking at me suspiciously?

6. Hand-Holding Garden

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Hand-Holding Garden

Witch Commune

*Clomp, clomp* *Shuffle, shuffle*

Levi

Ugh... No one's around, right?

I got a strange feeling. Like someone's following me.

Kyarot

Where is that Levi going?

Can't we just rush her and grab her now?

Canna

We need at least some small piece of evidence.

Of course, there's no way Miss Elena would hand down a ruling that puts herself at a disadvantage...

But still... we need to catch solid evidence to end any trial quickly!

Kyarot

Either way, won't it end in a guilty verdict? What kind of trial is that supposed to be?

Canna

The mayor finds attending trials bothersome, so if you drag things out, cases often just fizzle out.

If we secure solid evidence and induce a confession, even the mayor won't be able to ignore it.

Kyarot

So what do we do now?

Canna

We need evidence to prove the charges for your sugarcane theft and the Monatium block tampering.

Kyarot

Sugarcane theft too? Don't you already have enough proof for the theft?

Canna

Might as well see it through and cover every charge.

You've cooperated and helped us this much... it'd be good to handle it all together, right?

Kyarot

Ah...hmm. Th-Thanks.

Elves talk weird... but they seem to get things done when it counts.

Doesn't seem all that bad.

Canna

Whoa? Halt, halt!

Target is entering through a back door of some building!

Drug Manufacturing Container

Kyarot

Ugh... this place is kinda scary.

Looks like an abandoned building... why would she come here?

*Sniff, sniff* Huh? Canna! Smell this!

Canna

Hmm?

Kyarot

It's that smell! That sweet smell mixed in the blocks!

Canna

*Sniff, sniff* Oh? You're right!

Kyarot

I knew we were right! That low-level witch is the culprit!

Canna

Perfect! If we catch her red-handed, she won't be able to talk her way out!

Let's go in!

*Bubble, bubble*

Levi

Hehe, now if I drop just one drop of this here...

And add it to the molasses extracted from the sugarcane...

Canna

Freeze! This is the Sprite-Elf Joint Investigation Unit!

You're caught red-handed!

Levi

Uh, uaaah?! I-I didn't do anything!

Canna

Don't give me that! You were making illegal drugs!

Kyarot

There's a pile of stolen sugarcane right next to you!

Levi

Ugh... I-I just very coincidentally happened to be holding these tools at this very moment!

I've never seen these things before either, I just picked them up out of curiosity!

Canna

Don't tell such an obvious lie!

Levi

Eeeek!

Kyarot

Ugh! So frustrating! Just eat this!!!

*Whack, Pow!*

Levi

Wagh! Ugheeeek!!

Kyarot

How's my sugarcane taste?! Huh?! You dare steal the babies I worked so hard to raise?!

Levi

Uhuhuk! I'm thorry...!

Canna

Give me your hands, criminal! You're coming with us to Monatium, quietly.

Levi

Ugh... couldn't you let me off just this once?

I was just trying to work hard...

Kyarot

Working hard? Say something that makes sense!

Why would you need my sugarcane for work?

Levi

The molasses extracted from super organic premium sugarcane is the key to my candy!

Without magical sugarcane, I couldn't get THE taste and THAT power!

At first, I just... wanted to make a drink that would keep me from getting tired even after pulling all-nighters...

I've been an intern for years now, and there's no sign of new witches joining.

I have to take every part-time job I can...! And potions are too expensive to buy! *Sob*!

Canna

Bad! You're bad! I told you not to lie!

You even mixed drugs into blocks and distributed them!

Levi

That was just... at first I was making my stimulant in the truck, that's why!

I was making it in my delivery ride. Can't help some of the drug got on the blocks!

After I started using the abandoned building, I transported the blocks without a hitch!

Kyarot

So all of this just happened by coincidence?

Levi

Please believe me! It's true!

Kyarot

Hmm...

Now that she's saying it like that, I kinda feel bad for her...

Canna

Kyarot, are you believing a criminal's words?

Kyarot

She had her reasons.

Canna

Don't go soft over something like this.

Criminals caught doing bad things always make up excuses.

Kyarot

Can't you let it slide a bit for my sake? She didn't do it on purpose.

Canna

Ugh! Really! Don't say it like that...!

Kyarot! Look around you!

Would someone who set up an illegal lab like this have done it just for herself?!

Kyarot

Uh... I guess?

Canna

Let's gather everything as evidence and head back quickly.

Levi

Ehehe. You're wasting time.

Canna

Huh? You planning to destroy the evidence?!

Levi

You have one part of it wrong, this... is not evidence!

Eat this!! Learned it straight from my Boss Posher herself—a sweet potato potion!!

Canna

Uh, huh?!

*Poof!*

Kyarot

*Cough, cough!* Ugh... *Cough*

Whoa?! Canna!!!

Your body...! Your body!!!!!

Levi

Heheheh... I can't let this money-making opportunity I worked so hard to get slip away like this!

If I sell just a bit more of the blocks I made, I can say goodbye to the potion shop part-time job.

I won't be a part-timer anymore!!

*Vrroom, Vroooom!!!*

Levi

Well then, see ya? Hehehe!

Kyarot

That darn Levi! She had the truck hidden here too?!

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Drug Manufacturing Container

Kyarot

*Sob* Canna, just wait a moment!

I'll turn you back to normal!

*Munch*

Kyarot

Huh?

Aaaah! A rat! A rat is eating Sweet Can-tato!

*Munch, munch*

Kyarot

No! Get away! This isn't a sweet potato, it's Canna!

If I turn her back like this with rat bites all over...?

Aaaah!! How horrible! What do I do? What should I do?!

This is all my fault! I hesitated and gave Levi a chance to attack!

I'm sorry, Canna!

I'll bury you in the ground so new sweet potato flesh can grow!

Canna

……….

What are you doing right now?

Kyarot

*Sob* I was burying Sweet Can-tato in the ground... huh?!

What?! You're perfectly fine!

Canna

Seems like it didn't work properly since that temp made it half-assed.

You were fine too, no?

Kyarot

Th-then what's this sweet potato?!

Canna

I'm guessing that wicked Levi had it here as a snack?

Kyarot

...Really? Well, it is something witches like to eat.

Ugh... Anyway, I'm so glad, Canna!

I thought something terrible happened to you!

Canna

Please put down your spear before you rush at me. It's a bit scary.

Kyarot

It's not a spear, it's sugarcane!

Canna

Now that we've cleared up this misunderstanding here, shall we follow Levi?

Kyarot

Yeah!

Sprite Forest

Canna

Attention! This is Chief Canna!

Key suspect is fleeing toward Monatium!

Set up a blockade before she gets on the Elftobahn and stop her, over!

Elven Radio Operator

Roger. Over.

*Creeeak, crash, sqeeeak*

Elven Radio Operator

Whoa! The culprit made a sharp turn! She's U-turning and driving that way!

Maintaining speed and still going! Be careful, over!

Canna

She's coming our way?

We don't have bikes and we're on foot, so there's no way we can stop her?!

Kyarot

Could you stop her if you had a bike?

Canna

Ah... of course that would be difficult too...

Kyarot

Hmm... leave it to me!

Canna

Huh? Kyarot? What are you going to do?

Kyarot

I'm going to do what I'm good at.

Levi

Ugh! I just wanna make money, not hurt anyone!

I just need to bring it to that unhoused elf who was carrying that weirdly expensive instrument...!

It's good for both of us! I get money and energy, and she gets energy too!

I just need to sell it once and live comfortably for about a month!

Get out of the way right now!

Canna

It'll be dangerous if we wait any longer, Kyarot!

If you're going to do something, do it right now!

Kyarot

*Sigh*...

...Grasses and trees.

Remember the sunlight peeking through the branches of this fresh, living world.

Feel the warmth of the gentle earth, the cool kiss of its waters!

And like that tree rising high into the sky—

Without knowing fear, grow strong, grow free, and grow boundlessly!

*Rumble, Crrrack*

Levi

Waaaah! What is this-!!!

*Crash! Smash!*

Canna

Is this the ability Kyarot was talking about?

It wasn't a bluff, it was real...?

I've seen magical powers so often since landing in Elias...

But the magical power Kyarot uses feels somehow special.

Is it just my imagination...?

Monatium

Elena

Hooray! Mission accomplished, right?

Good job, Chief Canna! I'll get you vacation time and a bonus this month!

Canna

Kyarot was a huge help!

Elena

Ah... okay, okay!

I guess I'll just write up a "brave outsider" commendation or something.

Kyarot

I'm glad it ended well.

*Creak, squirm, squirm*

Levi

Ugh... my neck... my dream of scoring big... my farewell gift to poverty... *sob*

Elena

Oh? It's the perp! The Perpetrator!

Hey hey, let's take a picture! A photo to commemorate your arrest! We need to keep this and spread it to the media!

Sprite, you come here too! You also played your part, right?

Kyarot

Me?? Wh-what is this?

Elena

You don't know what a picture is? Just sit here and smile.

Alright, SMILE, hehe!

Kyarot

Smi... le?

Canna

Thank you for your hard work, Kyarot.

Thanks to you, we caught the culprit and I'm getting a bonus...!

Kyarot

I gotta thank you, I think I've gained a new perspective on elves thanks to this opportunity.

Elena

Smile some more This time look over there, over there!

Kyarot

Well... I don't know if it applies to all elves or just Canna individually.

Canna

Mayor? Why did you bring so many cameras?

Did you expect us to catch the culprit?

Elena

Honestly, I was hoping she'd mess up so we could keep a legendary pic of shame.

That would have some effect if spread to the media too.

Canna

Ugh...

Kyarot

But what do I do? I'm so sorry...

Elena

Huh?

Kyarot

The road can't be used because of the forest I created.

Elena

Wha... what?

Kyarot

Forests grown by magical power are protected by magical energy.

How many years would we have to wait for it to become a normal forest?

Canna

Uhm... that bike was pawned, so there's a fee if you want to recover it...

Elena

Ugh... L-laugh.

Smile, Elena. Just smile... unless you want this to haunt you.

Canna

M-mayor? Are you alright? Your expression looks strange?

Kyarot

That's right! Everyone laugh! Like flowers in full bloom!

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Inside the Order