Ner's Intimacy story

I have not recently reviewed your progress with The Master's Diary since you've been doing well lately... You have been keeping up with it, I hope?

I see! I still have my doubts, but... I cannot keep the Order running if I cannot trust the Master, so... I will take your word for it!

Why tomorrow? I never even asked to see the diary... You are not thinking of filling those pages overnight, are you?

When you return to Order Headquarters later, please come to the Penitence Chamber.

How are the worshippers lately? Are recruitments going well?

You are quite enthusiastic. For me, folks seem to get flustered when I stop them and say, "Do you have a moment to talk about the greatest Order ever?"

Usually, that is true... But does that apply when there is an actual divine being sitting right in the middle of the world...?

Oh, my... So brazenly asserting yourself like that already... You are in the Order, not the army.

Does the world you come from also have a divine being, Master? If so, what kind of divine being did they believe in?

Why are you singing suddenly? Does your world also worship a plant? She must be one joyous divine being.

Urgh... what is that mumbo jumbo? What? Ancestral rites? I am unsure of what that is, but maybe I should set one up for you, Master!

Oh, for fudge's sake! You are grating on my last gosh-darn nerves!

Master, you bear the responsibility of guiding not just the Order, but also the future of all Elias. Do you find such a responsibility overwhelming?

How humble! I definitely have a good eye for others! Just look at you!

Huh? E-Events...? What events? Huh? Giveaways and rewards...? You want us to hold a festival or something?

Haha, hem, hem... such a brazen response... Wait right here, let me fetch the cudgel of confession from my room.

Good to see you working so hard again today.

Have I been too sparing with my compliments, Master? That was never my intention!

Such humility! I feel such reverence and love for you!

Is that truly the logic this world runs on? Have a little more patience, and I'm sure something good will happen.

You look tired, Master. Take it slow!

You have "free time" scheduled! Use that time to rest once you hurry up and finish your work!

...Are you? That's odd. Do you really have that much time available for that?

Right? Me, too! It's nice that we have something in common with each other, Master.

Sigh... Wouldn't it be nice if merely watering the Order would help it grow like the flower beds?

Oh really? You must find this job to be very easy, Master.

Taking care of the flower beds is my leisure activity! You may not be aware, but I've been working hard to manage the Order, too!

That's right! It's all about being positive, isn't it? Your presence alone seems to have brightened the world already, Master.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm being too hard on Her Majesty... What do you think, Master?

Indeed, there's no one but me to give her a reality check, is there...? It can't be helped, can it?

Do you think Her Majesty is ready for that kind of advice? Hmm...

You said you are the carrot? That seems a bit of a reach. How do you explain the lump on her head?

The Order's finances have been stretched thin lately. Do you have any good ideas?

Hmm, I don't think that's a good idea, Master. That would stop the traffic we already have. Where would we get new worshippers?

Great idea! Let's cut the budget for snacks first!

Hmm... maybe so, I'll have to double-check. You'll help me with that, won't you? Won't you?!

Master, have you seen Her Majesty today?

Oh? I see... I suppose I'll prepare something in secret too... a punishment... Hehehe.

Yes. I only gave her 30,000 pages of documents to work on. I wonder where she went.

You're taking her side now? Well, okay. Since you're on Her Majesty's side, why don't you take care of all the work she's behind on?

Would it help to have some kind of training program for new Apostles? What do you think, Master?

I thought so! When I train them, they all naturally fall into prayer.

Various... positions? The Werebeast Apostles do sometimes pray while doing handstands.

That is a problem because they have no interest in Yggdrasil and only come to the Order to take naps.

It seems it is time to reveal the secrets of the Order to you, Master.

A little money is necessary to keep the Order running. But it will be our little secret from the Queen, right?

There is an underground area, but... the area is restricted, so be careful.

They were my cookies to begin with! Her Majesty took them from me!

It is time for the Order's regular promotion drive. Any ideas?

It is prayer, not napping! Quit getting the wrong idea!

That is a wonderful idea! It would be perfect if you did it, Master!

We're indebted to the Banquet Hall, but sometimes you've got to make an impression.

Lately, it seems someone's been messing with the garden at the Order. Who could it be?

What? There were only flowers... Why did you pick those?

Do they eat flowers too, not just food? Sometimes I cannot understand sprites at all.

Tig? Thank you for taking care of it, Master!

The guards seem to be startled whenever they see me lately. I wonder why?

I do not have any veins like that! I only get angry when it is truly necessary!

When will that mischievous phantom stop copying me? It is kind of adorable, though...

Really? You think so too, Master? That makes me happy.

If there are any Apostles in the Order who trouble you, Master, please tell me. I shall help you.

Are you speaking indirectly about Her Majesty? We think alike. Let's work together to help Her Majesty succeed in her diet!

The Werebeasts are a bit like that, are they not? Sometimes I get overwhelmed too.

Master! I always only give you a manageable workload!

I read a training manual, and it said "the carrot and the stick" are effective.

There are some Apostles who need training rather than education...? That is all I shall say.

Why, I am referring to the club I have stored in the warehouse underground, of course.

If carrot cake is an option, I can make it... It'll cost a lot of money.

You are behind on your Order duties, but you are making food?

Oh right, I did! Sorry, I have been so scatterbrained lately.

I-I have other things to do! Really!

Are you squeezing time out of nowhere to do this? That is an admirable spirit of sacrifice!

How are the Master's quarters? Are they comfortable?

M-Me? Snore? It must be Her Majesty! It is not me!

If you cover the remodeling costs, Goldy will take care of it. How about you get a consultation from her?

Seeing you satisfied with even small things makes me so proud.

If you were to choose a successor as Head Priestess, who do you think would be good?

Do you really need me that much? Do not fret; I was just asking.

I was just asking for your opinion, Master! What a harsh response!

Right... I suppose so? I cannot imagine it either.