Shaydi's Intimacy story

Ugh... I'm so bored. It's not fun here at all! I got so excited when I heard it was a banquet hall.

You should at least make it dark enough in here for me to mess around unnoticed.

There's nothing dangerous about playing a prank. It's all for a good laugh!

Really? Which way? Hurry up and tell me!

Why is everyone so serious? It's so frustrating!

I fed water to water elementals, wax cakes to sprites, and erasers to elves!

Why are you so sure that I did something? What if I didn't do anything?!

Look around you, they're all too serious! Haven't you even noticed?!

I made a sandwich and a smoothie. Which one would you like to try?

Hey! Are you snubbing my kind gesture? Tch... you responded so quickly.

I take a bite and three needle-like, prickly insect legs pop out.

It's a pretty good smoothie. As for what it's made of... probably better not to ask.

It would be more interesting with an apocalypse or something. What a bummer.

Why not? I can't even voice my thoughts? Are you worried or something that the world might end?

You sound like you've already experienced it or something. You're creeping me out a bit.

Whoa, you're so pessimistic. Didn't know you were that jaded.

Hey! There's a hair in my food!

What matters is that it was in my food! You think I put my own hair in this?!

Really? If I keep finding hair in them, will you keep making me more?

Wh-What?! How can you do that? You want to put this place out of business?!

I had a dream last night, and it was very disturbing and ominous!

Nothing! We phantoms don't sleep.

Oh, wow. I see you've done your research, huh?

Urgh, what? Isn't it normal to just listen and humor me in these situations? You're no fun!

Do you think any divine being exists in this world? This is a serious question.

Really? Then folks who don't believe in one are fools? *Snicker*

Then what about all the folks who believe in one? Also, is it okay for the Master to say that? *Snicker*

I was expecting a cooler response from you... You sure you're cut out to be the Master...?

I met a werebeast the other day, and I think she might be a phantom.

Because talking to her made my head spin. She was even more talented than I am!

Why do I care? Names aren't that important.

I dunno. Are you really concerned about that? It looks like you really care about where people are from, huh, Master? *Snicker*

Could you let me use your kitchen for a day? Pretty please?

Which one matters more? Following laws or having fun? Obviously, having fun, right?

Oooh, what's gotten into you all of a sudden? Good, good. Let's work together and come up with something awesome!

Aww, don't spoil my fun! Why would I borrow your kitchen if I wasn't going to go overboard with my mischief?!

A lifetime of writhing in horrible pain vs. a lifetime of being a victim of my pranks! Which would you choose?

What?! They're obviously different! Are you saying my pranks are the same as eternal suffering? Huh?

Do you hate my pranks that much? Then, look forward to more pranks from me! Keep on writhing, tee-hee!

What? You like my pranks that much? Oh well. I'll keep it up then, so be grateful, tee-hee!

Oh no, this is bad. What do I do...? What am I gonna do...

My, my scythe... I can't find one of my scythes again. What do I do? What do I do, Master! Find it quick, hurry!!!

What? You think I'm always just playing pranks? I lost something important!

...Forget it... What would I do with you?

Lately, it seems like someone's trying to threaten my position. Tsk.

Oh my, really? Thanks for the compliment. ...What's with that look? Are you actually being grateful?

What? Are you telling me to give up who I am? You're talking nonsense.

Ugh... You think so too? I can't let this stand. I need to come up with a more exciting and awesome plan.

Do you like it here? Hmm... I suppose everyone's taste is different...

Always shifting the blame, aren't you? Life sure seems comfy as the Master.

Wow, asking me that... maybe you are a little interested after all? Hehe...

Hehe. Can't you tell just by looking? It's so old-fashioned, makes you look old... Wh-what? Why are you staring at me like that!

Maybe I should try raising a disciple or something too?

I do have a lot of them following me like fans. But I don't actually teach them anything.

Terrified at the thought of someone else like me popping up? I should go find one right away!

...Did you eat something bad or are you just talking nonsense? Snap out of it!

Just recently, a little werebeast saw me and ran away in shock!

Is this pretty little mouth of yours the one spouting such nonsense? Huh? Huh? Saying all those sweet words, huh?

Oh my... Is that so? Hehe, it seems my reputation is spreading throughout all of Elias.

Why? Back where you're from, do people run away when they see phantoms at night? Tell me more about.

Has Rim been here recently?

Wh-what? I-it's not like that or anything! Hmph. Really, it's not. D-d-don't get the wrong idea!

Ah... what a relief. Does that mean I can come and cause chaos for a few days straight? Thanks!

Hmm. Looks like some things never change. Still cracking those ice cold jokes, I see.

I put my scythe in the washing machine to clean it and the washing machine broke!

Why "duh"? Isn't a washing machine a device to wash things?

What? Are you calling me dirty? What do you want me to wash off?!

Huh? Really? Have you become my personal washing machine? Ehehe...

Hmm... I can't seem to read the menu very well. ...What's with that look?

Do you dream of the Weekend Farm? Huh? Should I personally send you there?

Glasses? You mean as a fashion accessory? Would they suit me?

The lightning is perfect to plan pranks... but it is a bit too dark for reading anything.

Phew. I'm a bit tired today. Got anything good for recovering from fatigue?

Oh my, word travels fast around here? Hehe, that's right. So I came for a victory meal.

What do you take me for... Hmm? Are you trying to provoke me and make me angry? Just you wait and see!

Hmm. Don't you have anything else? That's more for fooling around than fixing tiredness. I want something more useful.

Master, you seem pretty relaxed lately? Kekeke.

W-what's with the pity act? You expect mercy just because you look like that... Hmph. Just for today, okay?

So you really were taking it easy, huh? Hehe, good. I'll shake things up a bit to keep the tension going.

What, what did you say?! You're gonna make me work like this?! This is no fun at all!