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The Odyssey of Elias II

While wandering through the forest, Tig discovers an ancient record. The record describes six treasures that must be gathered in order to become the ruler of Elias. Tig sets out on a journey to collect these treasures.

8 scenes, 644 lines

1. Ruler of Elias

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Ruler of Elias

Werebeast Village

Tig

Argh...!

Why... Why...

Why won't anyone acknowledge me as the ruler of the werebeasts?!

Diana's washed up! She's so old that she can't even wield her power properly anymore!

With a leader like that, no wonder everyone takes us for a joke!

Beni

But... Chief isn't our ruler... she's our Chief...

Tig

Shut up, Beni! They mean the same thing!

Beni

Really?

Rufo

Hehehe, it's all about image! That's your problem!

We need to launch a campaign to improve your image, Captain!

Tig

My image?

Why? What's wrong with it?

Rufo

Um... Captain, most of the werebeasts see you as a trainee who has to tiptoe around Diana.

Tig

What?! Are you finished running your yap?!

Rufo

Ahhh! Don't hit me! Stop hitting me!

Beni

Captain's angry! No more playtime! Run, Rufo!

Tig

Stop right there!

.........

*Sigh*

Why doesn't anyone get me and my dream?

My grand ambition: Make Werebeasts Great Again...!

At this rate, forget being a ruler... I'll just be another nobody with nothing to do.

I need to figure something out before I get crowned Biggest Deadbeat!

Hey, Rufo! Got any good ideas—Oh, right... she ran away...

Maybe I got carried away and hit her too hard?

No, she's the one who made fun of me first. It's her fault!

I'll just go do some sword training until she comes to apologize.

Werebeast Forest

Some time later.

Tig

When I swung at that old hag last time, she blocked me by grabbing my arm like this...

Maybe I can counter by wielding two swords next time?

Two blades are probably better than one.

???

...Nooooooo!

Tig

What? What do you mean?

???

...Don't use two blades...!

Tig

What are you—wait...

Wh-Who're you?!

You were able to approach me, the Swordmaster of Elias, without me noticing... Impressive!

Sh-Show yourself!

???

Ugh... Tsk, tsk...

Tig

W-What?!

???

You're all brawn and no brains!

Tig

Aaaargh! What magic have you used on me?! I feel dizzy!

I think my eyes are spinning too! Stooop it! Arrrgh!

???

Tig...

Tig

Huh?

???

The strongest werebeast!

Tig

Oh, you know about me, huh? Hehe. I am strong, indeed!

???

But you behave like some petty thug.

Tig

Wh-What did you just say?! Release your magic and say that to my face!

???

See? That reaction right there. That's what makes you a low-life delinquent.

Tig

Grrrr...!

???

Tig? Do you wish to defeat Diana and become the ruler of the werebeasts—no, all of Elias?

Tig

Huh...? Y-Yes! I do!

???

Then, I shall teach you how.

Clearing with the Ruined Altar

Tig

Ahh! That's blinding! What the heck?

Huh? What is this place?

I've never seen a place like this in the forest... It's my first time here...

A book? Whoa! Is this some kind of secret tome of swordsmanship?!

That's right! In those books Rufo always reads, this is how the main character gets stronger!

Let's see... The title reads... "Qualification of the Ruler"...

Oh... so it's just some self-help trash written by some delusional idiot who got lucky once. Garbage.

???

...Yeah...

Tig

What?

???

...Just read it...

Tig

Ugh, you're so annoying. What are you saying??

???

I said to READ IT!!!!

Tig

Aaaack! My ears! Fine, I'll read it, okay?!

Hmm... An introduction? Boring. Let's skip that.

I'll just read from the middle... That way, I'll probably get the gist of how they started, right?

...finally realized. The werebeasts were the rightful heirs of Elias... and I should become their leader. That's it.

I followed the whispers of the trees and brought my kin to their knees one by one. With the power and items I obtained, I crushed the weak who opposed me and forced them into submission.

That is how I earned the qualification to become the ruler of Elias.

Tig

The ruler of Elias...?

2. The Hero's First Treasure

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The Hero's First Treasure

Clearing with the Ruined Altar

Tig

They became the ruler of Elias? How?

Gah...! What page is it on?! Does it appear in the beginning?!

The trees whispered to me. If I gathered the six legendary treasures and proved my worth, I would rightfully rule all...

Tig

Treasures? There are treasures? Argh! What page?!

???

The second treasure is...

Tig

Ugh, what about the first one?! Where the heck does this start?!

The first was the "Crown of Mourning Hope". The trees said that since it held limitless power, simply wearing it would make others revere me. However, there was a side effect...

Erpin

Heeeeey, Tig! What brings you here? And you're even reading!

Tig

Yikes! S-Sprite Queen? How did you get here?!

Erpin

I should ask YOU that!

This is where I come to hide whenever I run away. I thought I was the only one who knew of this place... Did you get lost, too?

Tig

Lost?

Erpin

When I first found this place, I got here because I was lost.

I was stuck here for a week, starving and crying, before I barely managed to escape, you know!

Tig

How on earth did you get lost? If you just follow the branches of Yggdrasil in the sky, you reach Sprite Kingdom, don't you?

Erpin

Oh...

...Wh-Who knew a trick like that existed? I'll keep that in mind for next time.

Anyway, what's got you so absorbed there? I thought you hated books.

Tig

Urgh... I-It's for my eyes only! Go away!

Erpin

Oh... What's this? Crown of Mourning Hope?

Tig

What? Wait, do you know something about it?

Erpin

Strange... I feel like I've heard something like that before...

Oh, that's right! I have it right here!

Tig

Where?

Erpin

On my head. This is called the Crown of Hope!

At my coronation, Ner put it on my head and said that its original name was longer.

Could it be that its full name is the Crown of Mourning Hope?

Tig

Huh...? Hmm... Hold on...

...I found out that the sprites are holding onto the crown. I ordered my underlings to distract the guards, then infiltrated their palace...

Tig

I think she may be right...

That's a legendary treasure? Hmm... It's not exactly my style, but if it has amazing powers, I've got no choice.

Erpin

What are you muttering about? It's giving me the creeps.

Tig

Listen, hand that over.

Erpin

What?

Tig

I said, give me that crown on your head!

Erpin

I don't wanna! If I lose this, Ner's seriously gonna yell at me!

Tig

Hehe... I don't care what you say, you idiot queen.

Snatching something like that from someone as useless as you is a breeze!

Erpin

Wha...?! Eek! G-Get away from me, you little brat!

Tig

Hurry up and give it! I can use that crown's power better than you can!

Erpin

What are you talking about?!

This doesn't have any powers! You think I'd be here doing this if it did?!

Tig

Your base stats are garbage. That's why!

Rufo said something similar, too! If some nobody puts on the magic ring, all it does is turn them invisible!

Erpin

What kind of nonsense is that?!

You're gonna make me mad! Really mad, okay! I starved for an hour finding my way, you know!!!

*POW!!!*

Tig

Oooof!!!

*Cough* That really hurts...! *Heave, wheeze* I can't breathe...

Erpin

I'm already hangry, and you just had to push me... Tch.

Tig

*Cough* Was she always this strong? She doesn't look like much, so why does her punch hit so hard?!

Can I even with this...? Based on strength alone, she might even outclass Diana...

Erpin

What? What are you glaring at? Wanna go at it again? Ready for another beatdown?

Tig

Ugh... Damn it! This is humiliating! I can't believe I got knocked out by that airhead...!

I can't stand this disgrace...! I'll show you what a swordmaster can really do!

*Claaang!*

Tig

Wh-What?! You deflected that?!

Erpin

OUCH! That hurts! That's gonna leave a bump on my head!

Master giving me noogies all the time is bad enough... Wait 'til I get you!

Tig

Huh?

Erpin

Argh! I'm gonna get you!

Tig

Uh, hold on... Hey... wait!

*Thwack! Smack! Crack!*

Tig

Yeeeow! Stop! I'm sorry! I'll stop attacking you! Eeeek!!!

Erpin

*Huff, huff* Watch who you mess with next time, got it?!

Last time, I was a bit out of it after having some of that chow, so I guess you thought I was a chump, but I'm still a queen, you know!

Tig

Urrrgh...! I can't believe this...!

Erpin

*Sigh* I never liked you to begin with. Always going on about all kinds of nonsense...

*Grooowl*

Erpin

Ugh... I was trying to move as little as possible because I was hungry, but look! I've worked up a sweat, and now I'm even hungrier!

Tig

Does she always keep her physical exertion to a minimum? Was this her true strength?

Erpin

There you go again, muttering to yourself! I said I'm hungry! How are you gonna fix this?!

Tig

If I can't beat her with strength... I'll have to use my wits. That's what Rufo said, right?

I was wrong about the Sprite Queen's power... but she's clearly an idiot... so maybe...

Listen... I've got a bit of food on me... You think I could have a look at that crown?

Erpin

Oh? Y-You've got food? Is it cake?

Tig

It's emergency rations... meat picked from meat trees and dried...

Erpin

Whaaaat? Meat? Ugh, I don't know... that sounds strange...

*Growl*

Erpin

Ugh, whatever! Give it here! I need to stuff my mouth with something.

Tig

A-And your crown...?

Erpin

Um... Whatever. I suppose it's better than starving. I'm only lending it to you for a bit, got it?

Tig

O-Okay!

Heeheehee! I got it! The first treasure! See ya, dummy!

Erpin

Huh? Hey! Stop right there!

I don't want Ner to yell at me! Heyyyy!!!

Tig

Like I care!

3. The Hero's Second Treasure

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The Hero's Second Treasure

Werebeast Forest

Tig

Hehehe... I managed to steal that crown from that sprite punk.

She was stronger than I expected, so it was tough...

...But at least no one witnessed my defeat.

Now then... Let's see what the second treasure is.

The second treasure I need to get is the "Stranger's Bow". A stranger...? Must be an outsider... Someone who's not from Elias? There was an old tale that came to mind. Could that story be true? I immediately...

Tig

An outsider?

Hmm... outsider... outsider...? Oh, right... that crone Diana called those Elves outsiders...!

Something similar to a bow those elf bastards use...?

Monatium City

Canna

Get your heads together! I told you to always pick up the photon cartridges after firing!

Elven Soldiers

M-My apologies!

Canna

Resources are scarce in Elias! We have to reuse whatever we can!

Elven Soldiers

Sorry, Chief!

Canna

Ugh, how many times must I repeat myself?! Have cartridge collectors with you at all times!

Tig

Hehe. That's what I'm talking about.

It really paid off, keeping track of these elves' training routine.

Lazy Elven Soldier

Chief, we can't find it no matter how hard we look... Can't we just report it lost?

Canna

Do that, and we'll get chewed out by that secretary!

Look, today was supposed to be the first day of my vacation! Can't you see I've given that up to help you guys search?!

There was a game tournament at the arcade today!

Put some more effort into this so that I can at least start my vacation in the afternoon!

Elven Soldiers

Yes, Ma'am...

Tig

Urgh... come to think of it, there are more elves than I expected.

If only Rufo or Beni were here, we could've tried a decoy tactic... *Sigh*

Those idiots... you always miss things when they're gone...

Anyway, taking them head-on will be tough, so I guess I'll have to make a grab for it...

I'll wait for the right moment, and... Um... I guess any of them will do?

Might as well go for a big one then!

Good... just stay crouched like that for a bit longer... Hehehe!

Smart Elven Soldier

Chief! I found the shell casing!

Canna

Wow, really?!

Tig

Yikes! She turned around all of a sudden and almost caught me!

Canna

Huh? What was that? I could've sworn there was something behind me just now...

Tig

Eek...!

Canna

Hmm... Must've been the wind!

These Elias elementals have big presences for no apparent reason...

Tig

Phew...

These elves... they have big ears, but they can be quite dim-witted. Heh.

Canna

Wow, what a relief! Since we found it in the morning, I can take off in the afternoon after lunch.

For a while there, I was worried that some werebeasts who had snuck into the city had taken it.

Smart Elven Soldier

The werebeasts? Take the shell casing? Why would they do that?

Canna

Oh, well, they're less civilized, so they can't resist things that are shiny.

They have a habit of picking up anything they think looks valuable and decorating their homes with it.

Tig

Wh-What...?

Smart Elven Soldier

I thought werebeasts only hung around garbage dumps...

Canna

They're always scavenging stuff in those dumps... do you really think they would ignore a shell casing?

Tig

Ugh... Gahhh!

How dare they insult us werebeasts like this... These elf bastards...!

Beni, Rufo, Kommy... and, yeah, admittedly, quite a few of them do like scavenging things...

Still, how dare they talk smack about us in front of me?!

Trying to be cautious after losing to the Sprite Queen was a mistake.

Sneaking around after hearing that garbage would be cowardly!

I'll face them head-on, fair and square!

Hey, who's the strongest elf here?! I'm gonna take you on!

Canna

Yikes! What the heck?! Who's shouting?

Surprised Elven Soldier

Oh, it's a werebeast! That's the tiger that's on the wanted list right now!

Canna

Why, if it isn't the leader of that group of thugs... Chow Bells or something?

What was your name again? Tigger?

Tig

It's Tig! I'm gonna need that weapon of yours, so hand it over! Now!

Canna

What? You want my gun? Did I hear that right?

Tig

Yeah, that's what I said! Are you hard of hearing with those long ears of yours?

Canna

Grr, you mangy beast!

Tig

Quit yapping and come at me!

Smart Elven Soldier

Chief, the mayor said to avoid armed conflicts with werebeasts for the time being...

Canna

Y-You don't think I know that?!

Tig

Hehehe! Running from the fight? Just a coward who only obeys orders from above?

We've got someone like you in our village too.

Canna

What?

Tig

A lame kid named Butter. She's just an obedient dog.

Canna

Putting down one of your own kind all of a sudden?

Tig

I'm gonna call you Butter from now on, got it?! You even have the same hair color as her.

Surprised Elven Soldier

Chief, are we seriously going to do nothing after hearing that?

Canna

The mayor told us not to engage! I'm frustrated, too! Ugh...

Ah...! Heh!

Look, werebeast, you want this that badly?

Go ahead, pick it up.

Tig

Wh-What?

Canna

Heh, if I can't fight them, I'll have to humiliate them.

You werebeast bums like to scavenge, right? So, be my guest and pick it up... from the ground. Hehehe.

Tig

Grr... Arrrrgh...!

Canna

Tig... you're truly an insufferably prideful werebeast.

Our latest AI already finished profiling you ages ago, you know.

Tig

Ru...

Canna

Huh?

Tig

Rufo always said the main character is meant to be miserable in the early stages!

Her words were, "Make a triumphant return later and repay it all."

Canna

Huh?

Surprised Elven Soldier

Captain, it seems like you've lost something more important than a bullet casing.

Canna

Wh... Wha... Hey! Stop right there! This doesn't match the data the Monatium AI put out! This isn't supposed to happen!

Tig

Heh... heheh! The second treasure! Kehehehe!

4. The Hero's Third Treasure

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The Hero's Third Treasure

Steam Power Plant

Tig

Got the crown... and the bow... Everything's going very, very smoothly.

Ohohoh... At this rate, I'll become the ruler of Elias!

So, what's next?

...I narrowly found my way out from the tangled depths of the tree roots. The cost was minimal, yet it paled in comparison to the remarkable Stranger's Bow I had acquired. Next came the third... "The Sword Imbued with the Will of Eternal Flame."

Tig

Ugh... Why is the name so long?

Will of flame... a sword? Just a flaming sword?

A sword that's on fire... I feel like I've seen that somewhere before...

Right! I think one of those elementals had one!

Elemental Mountain was somewhere around here, right?

Elemental Lake

Ifrit

So that's why you need my sword?

Tig

Exactly! If I get your sword and the other treasures...

...I can become the ruler of Elias, surpassing even Her Majesty or Master!

Then we can team up and turn that insufferable elven city to ashes!

Hahahaha!

Ifrit

I'd rather not, actually.

Tig

What?!

Don't you hate the elves?

Ifrit

They're not exactly my favorite bunch, but...

Ever since Master brokered a truce, Sylla has told me to keep to my turf and not cause trouble.

Tig

You pathetic little fire elemental!

You just do whatever the wind spirit tells you, you spineless little runt!

Ifrit

What?! Are you done talking? Are you trying to pick a fight?!?!

You're just a child, and yet you have nothing but disrespect for an elemental who has protected Elias since ancient times!

Tig

Why do you just do whatever that wind elemental tells you?!

If you don't like the Elves, you can just charge in whenever you want!

Ifrit

Ugh... These clueless little youngsters...

You have to pick your battles wisely if you want to keep your place at the table.

Tig

Boring! Why do you sound like some musty old relic?

You talk exactly like that old hag Diana!

I'm going to take your sword by any means necessary!!

Ifrit

Ugh... You're annoying! All bark and no bite...

So it's been you, right? Causing all that noise from Werebeast Forest every single day?

Tig

Give me the fiiiiiire swoooorrrrd!!!

Ifrit

Ugh... What a pain! Doesn't seem like you'll just leave if I talk it out.

Hmm... Well then... Hey, want to make a bet with me? If you win, I'll give you my sword.

Tig

A bet? I do always play bets with Rufo.

Betting? That's my specialty! Hehe, bring it on!

Ifrit

You're going to have an eating contest with me.

Tig

Eating? What... so you're a glutton too, just like the Sprite Queen or Beni?

Ifrit

Hmm... well, depending on how you look at it, I suppose that could be true.

Tig

I'm not quite at Beni's level, but I'm pretty good at eating too. Alright! Let's see who wins.

Ifrit

Sure, sure. Heheheh.

The contest goes like this: There are three rounds in total. One round we mutually agree on, and then one round each where we pick something we're confident in.

Shall we start off light?

The first round is to eat all the meat in front of us.

Meat should be fine for you too, right?

Tig

Sure! I eat that every day! Easy-peasy!

Ifrit

No time limit—just eat. Alright, let's go!

*Munch, munch*

Tig

Lucky me! I was getting hungry. Free food and an easy victory. Kehehe...

*Whoosh, crackle, crackle*

Ifrit

Yeah, that's how you eat. Heheheh.

The second round is...

Eating firewood.

Tig

Huh?

Ifrit

You have to eat all the piles of firewood in front of you. No time limit.

Tig

What! This isn't food!

Ifrit

I never said what we were eating for this contest was food, right?

I went with my strongest category, so you don't get to talk. Just shut up and eat.

Tig

Ugh... you sneaky little elemental!

*Crunch, crack*

Tig

Blech... How am I supposed to eat this?

I sometimes chew on grass, but this is way too hard!

Ifrit

Are you giving up? Heheh...

Tig

This rotten little elemental... She deliberately picked something like this just to win...!

How dare she set the conditions so vaguely just to make me lose...!

And I bet in the last round, whatever food I pick, she'll just burn it all up and gobble it up...

What should I do?

Tricking me like this! I won't forget... oh?

...Water?

Ifrit

The third round is...

Tig

Hey! I'm the one choosing, right?

Ifrit

Yeah, that's right. Not that it matters... I'll win either way.

Tig

I choose to drink half of that lake's water each.

Ifrit

...What?

Tig

We both get in the lake and drink until all the water is gone.

Ifrit

Ugh! If we do that... no, Naia is going to be furious!

Tig

I chose this category fair and square, right? Do you forfeit the bet?

Ifrit

I'm not forfeiting... but argh!

Tig

Then stop whining and get in, you!!!!

Ifrit

F-fine, I'll get in!

Aaagh! It's freezing cold! Hey! You said we were having a contest! Why aren't you getting in!

Tig

Because I already won the fight before even starting!

The hero's victory is destined from the very beginning!

Wahahaha!

Ifrit

You tiny little werebeast! I can't swim! Nooooo! My fire is going out!

Tig

Success! I have the third treasure!

5. The Hero's Fourth Treasure

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The Hero's Fourth Treasure

Speaki's Pumpkin Patch

Fire Elementals

Over there! The one who dunked the Noble Elemental went that way!

Tig

Phew... Did they not see me?

Those fire elementals are trying to get revenge on me just because their captain lost a bet!

What petty little sore losers who can't accept defeat!

Things are getting hectic around here, so I need to find somewhere nearby to hide...

Ah, that place looks good!

*Knock, Knock*

Speaki

Yeees... I'm coming! Who is it?

Tig

It's Tig, just passing through.

Speaki

What brings you all the way to Ner's house? You've come quite far?

Tig

I need somewhere to hide for a bit. Thanks for having me?

Speaki

What? No, I didn't say you could come in...

Tig

If you opened the door, that's as good as letting me in! Move!

Speaki

Hweek!

You broke into Ner's house! You're a rude guest!

Ugh... how long are you going to stay?

Tig

That's my business! I come in when I want and leave when I want. Got it?

Speaki

Ugh... Ner is not happy about this.

Tig

Now then... I should be safe here, so let me check the book to see where the fourth treasure is...

In the depths of Elias' darkness, whispers tell of the emergence of peculiar elementals. In my quest to ascend as the ruler of Elias, I must first gain the acknowledgment of these new elementals.

Thus, I was compelled to gain their acknowledgment, obtain the fourth treasure, the "Shroud of the One Destined to Rule," and don it proudly.

Tig

A shroud...? Wear it? Is it like clothing?

Darkness... elementals? ... An elemental in a cave, perhaps?

Speaki

"Darkness elementals" is what they used to call us phantoms.

That was a really, really long time ago.

Shaydi said it was a boring name and changed it to phantom!

Tig

So... I need to get the clothes of a phantom?

You're one of the darkness elementals, right?

Speaki

Yes!

Tig

And you're wearing clothes?

Speaki

Yes!

Tig

Take them off.

Speaki

Wh... What? All of a sudden, why?!

Tig

I need that to become the ruler of Elias!

Speaki

That's ridiculous! You can't become the ruler of the world just by wearing some clothes!

Tig

The book says so! It says the one who collects six treasures becomes the ruler of Elias!

Speaki

To become the ruler of the world, you must confront the leaders of each domain and defeat them one by one!

You don't just become a ruler by collecting a few treasures!

Tig

Hmm... Hmm... Now that I think about it, that does sound right.

Speaki

Hmm... If I search in my old memories... I think there was someone who did something similar.

Speaki was too young a phantom back then to really understand what was going on, but...

I don't think things ended well for that someone.

It's like that hazy, foggy feeling you get as a phantom?

Tig

Going head-to-head with the bosses of each domain...

The Sprite Queen... I lost once because I wasn't feeling well, but... after a good nap, it's doable.

Diana? I was planning to take her down the moment she ends up in a wheelchair when she gets older.

That coffee-addicted elf... has too many underlings... I'd need to shake the foundation with the Chow Rebels...

There are 4 elemental bosses, which is a pain... ugh...

Ugh... ughhh... My head is spinning.

Simple in theory, but carrying it out is a whole different story!

Speaki

I'm telling you, becoming the ruler of the world is no easy feat.

Shaydi is always talking big but almost never actually pulls anything off.

To challenge the leader of the dragons underground, you'd have to defeat every single dragon one by one...

And I've heard the Witch Queen is a magical genius! She's no pushover!

Tig

Ugh... what a hassle!

ANYWAY! I'll just do what the book says.

So, take off your clothes!

Speaki

Speaki isn't the only phantom around! Why are you only coming after me?!

There's Espi who lives next door... and Alice who lives across the street...!

Tig

Right now, you're the only phantom in front of me!

If there's a phantom right in front of my nose, why would I go all the way somewhere else?!

Speaki

Ugh... you're impossible to reason with!

You barged into Speaki's... no, Ner's house uninvited and started demanding this and that...

Tig

You're the one who opened the door and invited me in! Why are you changing your story now?!

Speaki

I think you've lost your mind! Ner is going to lose her mind too!

Tig

Werebeasts have a custom of offering gifts and food when we invite someone into our homes.

Seems like phantoms are savages with no such customs!

So at least hand over your clothes!

Speaki

Yikes! This is too much! You're a stubborn, unreasonable werebeast!

But Ner's clothes were made and decorated with so much effort by Speaki...

Oh...? W-Well then, how about this?

Tig

What?

Speaki

Sp... Speaki can just make you a brand-new outfit!

Look at this outfit Speaki made for Ner! Pretty good, right?

Tig

Hmm... like that tailor who lives in the Sprite Kingdom?

I don't see a sewing machine anywhere, though?

Speaki

It's a legendary treasure, so it has to be made with a legendary sewing machine!

Tig

Oh... Oooh?

Speaki

I'll make you an invisible, transparent phantom outfit with an invisible, transparent sewing machine!

Tig

Whoa! That sounds amazing!

Speaki

Just wait a moment! Speaki can make it in no time!

Since it's a transparent outfit, you can't watch the making process, understood?

Tig

Shouldn't the crafting process be transparent, too?

Speaki

Being suddenly clever and raising objections over irrelevant things... that doesn't fit your character!

Tig

Hmm... is that so? Well, fine... just hurry up and make it!

Speaki

Ta-daa! The outfit is all done!

Tig

What... you just went into the room and opened and closed the door? Did you actually make it?

Speaki

It's a legendary outfit, isn't it? Doesn't it make sense, that it can only be properly seen by someone truly legendary?

Could it be that little Tig here isn't legendary enough to see it?

Tig

Ugh...! Ah! I can see it! Mmm! I quite like the sturdy, warrior-like decoration on the shoulders! That's right up my alley!

Speaki

Right, right? Can you see the elaborate Yggdrasil pattern adorning the waist here?

It's Speaki's masterpiece!

Tig

Alright! I'll put it on! I'll slip my arms in like this...!

Speaki

The garment resembles a dress, perhaps you should first insert your head through the bottom?

Tig

Ah...If you say so? Then I'll put my head in first...

Speaki

Great! Tig, you've obtained the phantom's clothes! I sincerely hope you become a clueless legend!

Tig

Right! A clueless... what?

Speaki

I said a "true" legend!

6. The Hero's Fifth Treasure

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The Hero's Fifth Treasure

Witch's Void

...Unlike the sprites on the surface, the witches of the underground are not to be underestimated.

The fifth treasure, "The Rope of Unyielding Authority," was something the Witch Queen frequently used to keep order in the underground. I had to go through a lot of trouble to get it.

Tig

The Witch's rope...

Since it says the Witch Queen used it, she must be the one who has it, right?

Belita's Office

Some time later.

Loyal Witch

Lady Fricle, someone keeps causing a ruckus in the town square trying to see the Queen. We have detained her.

Tig

I let myself get caught on purpose!

This is the fastest way to meet your boss directly, isn't it?!

Fricle

What, it's just some half-beast crawling down from the surface?

Tig

What did you say?! Why you little—?!

Fricle

Why is someone like you looking for our Queen?

Tig

I'm not interested in underlings like you! Bring me whoever this Queen is! I'll speak to her directly!

Fricle

Huh?

Quite the arrogant one, aren't you?

Do you think our Queen is some pushover who'll just show up whenever someone asks?

Tig

The sprites met with me?

Fricle

Ugh! Sprites and witches are leagues apart when it comes to rank and order!

Who do you think you are, furball from the surface, trying to have an audience with the Queen so easily?

Her Majesty is busy right now, so if you have something to say, say it to me.

I'll hear it first and decide whether it's a matter worth passing on to Her Majesty.

Tig

What if I say no?

Queen. Now. Here. Come, come.

Fricle

Ugh... surface dwellers really have no manners!

I don't even want to hear what someone like you has to say!

It's bound to be nothing but nonsense! Throw her out immediately!

Witch's Void

Tig

Tch... these witches are so full of themselves... so high and mighty...!

Should I sneak into the palace where the Queen lives?

I just need to figure out how to get the rope...

Velvet

Look here! Haven't seen you in a while. Are you after the Queen's throne or what?

Tig

Huh?

Velvet

If that's the case... then I could be of help to you, hehe.

Tig

Who are you to act like you know me? I've never seen such a ragged-looking vagrant before.

Velvet

I'm not a vagrant!

All right, so I lost my footing in a little power struggle, and now I'm just taking a casual walk; that's all!

Anyway! You must not know how things work down here in the underground...

Only a witch can become the Witch Queen! If you help me become Queen, I'll grant you a wish.

What do you say? Want to do a little job with me?

Tig

Hmm...

Hmm...

Velvet

What are you staring at?

Tig

Hmm... a rope...

Come to think of it... It could have been made from hair.

Right. Werebeasts with long fur would cut it themselves, twist it... and make rope out of it.

Velvet

What's that got to do with anything all of a sudden? Are you out of your mind?

Tig

A witch's... hair... rope...? That could work, couldn't it?

If it belongs to someone who wants to be queen... she'll become queen eventually anyway...?

Just like it's my fate to become the ruler of Elias!

Velvet

Ow! Hey! You can't just grab someone's hair out of nowhere!!!

Tig

Should I cut this?

Velvet

What...?

*Schwing!*

Velvet

What do you think you're doing?! Are you out of your mind?

Let go! I said, "Let go!!!"

*Snip*

Velvet

GYAAAAAAH!!!!

You actually cut it! You absolute lunatic!!! WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Tig

I wish it were a little longer...

Hey, let me get the other side too!

Velvet

S-stay back!! I'm gonna make you pay for this!

Give that back right now! Maybe I can glue it back on!

My hair...!

Tig

Hmm... You handed over the first one without a fuss... so why are you fighting back for the second one?

Just as I thought... Witches really are scheming creatures you can never read...!

Velvet

What kind of nonsense are you spouting!?

If you won't hand it over, I'll beat it out of you!

Tig

Coming at me all of a sudden?

Heh heh... Lately I've been sidelined thanks to that freak who got weirdly strong all of a sudden, but...

But a small-fry like you...

*Schwing!*

*Clang!!*

Tig

Is a one-hit wonder!!

Velvet

Ugh... What the... A Werebeast with skills like this...?

Tig

I am destined to surpass all werebeasts... and become the ruler of Elias!

Tig... Remember that name well! Got it?

Velvet

Why would someone this strong come all the way down to the underground just to cut someone's hair?

I thought she was nothing special...?

Tig

Now then... give me your other pigtail...

Velvet

N-no... No, no, NOOOOO!!!

*Snip*

Velvet

Ugh... my hair... *sob*...

Tig

The weak must offer themselves to the strong!

It's just the natural law of the world, so stop crying and accept it. Heh heh heh.

Well then, let's settle this after I become the ruler of Elias.

Velvet

You'll regret this!! You lousy werebeast!!! I won't forget this!!

Tig

That's not frightening at all. Classic sore loser talk.

7. The Hero's Last Treasure

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The Hero's Last Treasure

Werebeast Village

Diana

Hmm... The weather's lovely today... The village is so peaceful...

Tig hasn't been seen for a few days now... Maybe that's why?

I just hope she's not out there causing trouble somewhere...

Butter

Chief!

Diana

Hm? Butter? What's the matter?

Butter

Tig... Tig seems to be up to something weird again! She's been asking around for you like crazy!

Diana

Wh-what did you say?

Tig

Diana!!! I'm back!!!

Diana

Good heavens! You nearly blew my eardrums out! Tig, you rascal! What are you scheming this time?!

Tig

Hand over your staff!

Diana

What do you need my staff for?

Tig

The sixth... and final treasure is called "the Staff of Blind Enlightenment"!

It's obviously talking about the staff that old granny carries around!

Diana

What are you talking about... This is just a wooden stick I picked up from the mountain behind the village...

Butter

Chief!

Tig

Huh?

Butter

Looks like Tig and Rufo are up to some game again. Those are the weird words Butter heard last time when they were playing some kind of game!

Diana

So they were just playing around? Hmm...

Well, if you want it, go ahead and take it. But you have to return it when the game is over, alright?

Tig

Heh heh... Hahahahaha! Giving up a treasure so easily! You're truly weak!

Diana

You've got some nerve! What the hell do you think you're saying?!

Tig

Ow!!! Just you wait, old lady! When I become ruler of Elias, you'll be the first one I send to a nursing home!

Clearing with the Ruined Altar

Tig

Alright... Just as the book said... I've collected all six treasures.

What do I do now?

Listening to the whispers of the trees and following their guidance, I gathered the six treasures. That is how I earned the qualification to become the ruler of Elias.

Just as I was about to share this truth with everyone, I finally realized it. The werebeasts were the rightful heirs of Elias, and I should become their leader...

Tig

This is the section I read at the beginning!

A little further back... let me turn the page...

Through persuasion and force, I successfully unified the werebeasts. My followers, having witnessed my path, constructed an altar and a throne to revere me.

I will ascend the throne, wearing all the treasures I've gathered, before all the werebeasts. And... I will declare that I am the true ruler of Elias.

Tig

Oh... put them all on... and go up to the altar...

And then I just shout that I am the ruler of Elias...?

???

...Three times...

Tig

Three times?

???

...Shout it three times...

Tig

Got it. I just have to shout it three times, right?!

Heh heh, I'm going to become the captain of the Eliastance...!

???

...Say Elias...

Tig

I am... the ruler of Elias!!

???

...Haha...

Tig

I am the ruler of Elias!

???

...Hahahahahaha...

Tig

I am the ruler of Elias!!!

???

...Yes...

Tig?

...I am the ruler of Elias...

...Hahaha, what a naive fool. Your greed made you dance to every command I gave... didn't it?

...That brute strength of yours will serve me very well...

...Once I adapt a little, the raw power of this body combined with my cunning... will make me the true ruler.

...I kept my promise, in my own way...

...So then, shall we finally commence the Great War of Elias... the one we tried to begin before?

*Crack*

Tig?

...Ow! Ah!! My hip joint...

...Wait, what's going on? I performed the possession ritual perfectly to the letter...?

*Crack, crack*

Tig?

...Aaagh! Why won't my arm move properly...?!

...Huh? Wh-what are these? These aren't the real treasures...?

...Only the crown and the sword are real... everything else is just a bunch of weird junk...!!!

...There's not even a robe? What on earth did this idiot go and collect...?!

Tig

Ewias... Mawster... Heh... hehehe.

Tig?

...If the ritual didn't work properly, then your consciousness remains...?

...Damn it all!! Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting for this moment...?!

...I can't fail like this...! I still have to get my revenge!!!...

...Uuugh... Grrk...

...I don't want to disappear...

Werebeast Forest

That night.

Tig

Ugh... Ow, my head...

What happened? I suddenly lost consciousness...

It's nighttime...? How long was I out?

Did I... actually become the ruler of Elias?

I should go to the village... and check.

Everyone will be bowing and calling me "ruler", right? Heh heh...

Rufo

Captain! I found you!

Tig

Huh? Rufo? Beni!

Beni

Captain, where on earth have you been?! We've been looking all over for you!

Tig

Rufo, Beni? What do I look like to you?

Beni

What do you mean? You're the Captain!

Tig

Right, the Captain... heh heh... So even those who ran away are calling me Captain again on their own.

It worked! Mwahahaha!

Diana

Tig... you little punk...!

Tig

Huh?

Wh-what? Chief? Why are you calling me "punk"? You should call me "ruler"!

Diana

Seriously, I can not with you!

Tig

Ow!!! Why are you hitting me? You can't just hit me like that!!

Diana

All the trouble you've been causing these past few days has come to light! You should get down on your hands and knees and beg for forgiveness!

Tig

What are you talking about?! I wasn't causing trouble!! I was going on a "Hero's Adventure"!

Diana

Do you not see everyone standing behind me?!

They're the ones you've been upsetting by running around, causing chaos, and stealing their stuff for the past few days!

Tig

Eek?! What?! I never stole anything!

They all gave it to me willingly!! Why are you changing your stories now?!

Diana

Stop making excuses and give everything back right this instant, you little good-for-nothing!!! And hurry up and give me back my staff, too!

Beni

Yeah, Captain! Why did you do that? We almost got dragged into trouble too!

Tig

Eeek!

Rufo, Beni! Chow Rebels, fall back! Mission failed, mission failed!!!

Beni

W-why are we running away?

Rufo

Because she's the Captain, we have to escape together! That's what the Chow Rebels are all about!

Tig

Stop whining! Hurry up and follow me!!

That day, Tig had no idea.

Who she had spoken with... what kind of being she had driven away...

Just how heroic her actions had truly been...

Is a hero born by chance never given the recognition they deserve?

That is the sad reality.

8. The Odyssey of Elias: Epilogue

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Inside the Order

You

...Sorry?