Renewa VS Vivi

Time for yet another scorching duel! It's WWElias!

Today's highly anticipated opening match! A battle y'all have been eagerly waiting for!

Hmm... I was hounded without cease to make mine appearance, and so, here am I... Alack, it seemeth mine opponent is but some theater part-timer.

Think she's just some random theater part-timer? Yer in for a rude awakening!

Whether she be but a simple part-timer, or else a part-timer concealing secrets...

She is no match for me.

My, ain't that some incredible confidence! Now that's the Silver Dragon for ya! The dark horse among us dragons, bestin' even Goldy!

Hmph. Didst thou think such words would stir me to fervor?

O-hohoho! Come forth and face me! I shall show thee the might of dragons!

Um... I came because you asked me to, but... you never said anything about fighting, did you?

Huh? What do you mean? I told ya, it's a blazing showdown!

You did say that, but I never imagined it'd be this kind of match... ugh...

Gadzooks? So what, didst thou believe this was to be some contest of jests?

Uh... something like that, yes...?

Arnet!

Oh, forget it! An exciting showdown begins right now!

It's time for another battle against the theater part-timer!

I hear this match has quite a story behind it!

And that story is...!

Why do you keep yapping?

I agree. There's far too much unnecessary information and nothing about the mayor.

Did I not send you the introduction when I accepted this match?!

Uh... well....

Then this contract is null and void!

Ya mean... that ridiculously long epic about how she became mayor?

That was already condensed several times! What do you mean, "ridiculously long epic?!"

Amelia... what exactly did you send her?

I condensed your entire journey and the story behind this match into just one hundred A4 pages.

A hundred pages?!

The original was ten thousand pages, if you must know.

A hundred pages?! Ain't nobody got time for that! Nu-uh, no take-backs! The match is on!

That is your problem, not mine.

Uh... does that mean the match is canceled?

No way! I can't pass up a great chance to collect samples. Let's go, Amelia!

I suppose there's no choice. You and I will have a talk again later.

Noooo...!

The excitement is building! The passion is blazing! The next match of WWElias is...!

The shut-in gamer versus the shut-in dragooon!

I get "shut-in gamer," but "shut-in dragon?"

According to myyy carefully gathered inteeel...

This dragon apparently stays cooped up in the roost and rarely comes ooout.

Wow! A true shut-in showdown!

Sblood! How dost thou dare speak so rudely?!

I am no shut-in dragon!

I merely refrain from venturing forth, for all others fall sick whenever I do so!

That's exactly what a shut-in dragon would saaaay!

Wh-What?! Fie upon thee, apologize!

I am not siiiiiick!

I said apologi... ah-ah-achoo!

Eek! Uh... I'm feeling a little chilly all of a sudden...

I'm sick, I'm siiiiiick!

Ugh... what on earth is going on? I've got a promotion match to play! Are we doing this or not?!

It's time for WWElias, a showdown more exciting than a promotion match!

The atmosphere is heating up nicely! Ya love to see it!

Here's the final match to fan the flames of rising anticipation!

The fighter of this match is none other than...!

Meeeeeeee!

Huh?!

What do you mean, "huh"? This is the moment for me to step forwaaard~!

My, oh my! This is gonna be an interesting match.

But it takes two fighters to make a match, y'know?

...? Pretty sure it's more than two sometimes.

And her opponent is none other than the tailor who's always taggin' along with her adorable little doll: Chloe!

Don't ignore meeee!

Oh? You're still holding onto that doll? Looks like you took a liking to it?

Ugh, C-Chloe...?

Come to think of it, I've been setting aside a bunch of dolls I didn't throw in the trash for you. Why don't you come pick them up?

There's a huge pile of rejects just like that one!

D-Don't call it a rejeeeeect!

Huh? What else would you call a reject?

Grrrr...! Don't talk trash about my precious doooooll! Come at meeee!

I shall avenge my dooooll!