Canna's Intimacy story

Master, have you served in the military?

You haven't? I thought you had because of the stick-in-the-mud qualities you have. You're perfect for it! You should enlist now!

I knew it, from the way you try to goof off whenever you can.

Wh-What was your rank... sir? Dang it, I shouldn't have asked!

I'm an elven soldier who joined the Order... Does that make me a military chaplain?

They're more or less the same. Different titles, but similar duties.

Uhh... you apply holy water to weapons! How cool is that?!

Really? Uhh... but it would be annoying if I had to distribute food to worshippers every weekend.

I'm concerned because my subordinates don't listen to me these days. What do you do when that happens?

Really? In this day and age?

You don't mean literally, right?

I guess that's really the only thing, huh? Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to approve them.

Sometimes I imagine what I would be if I wasn't a soldier... What kind of job would suit me?

What? Hey! Are you implying that I dress funny?!

I have experience being one on my home planet. It was pretty fun, honestly.

Can you seriously call giving some life tips a job?

Sometimes I wish I had hobbies other than going to the arcade. What do you do when you have free time, Master?

Hmm... that might be good... I'll have to check out the stolen goods shop in Sprite Kingdom!

Hey, there's no need to act like an intellectual in front of me, is there?

This? You mean cooking? I'm not sure what you're talking about...

Did you know? Juice is more refreshing with ice!

Amazing, right? If you don't have a fridge, just add some ice... Wait, how do you make ice without a fridge?

Sorry? Of... course we are! I came up with this idea because I'm smart!

Oh? You think so? Hehe, I guess soldiers do adapt quickly.

Do you know how old the indigenous races here are? I don't know how can they be so reckless at their age...

Why are you talking about the legality of things suddenly? I mean, I guess there's nothing illegal with whining and complaining, but they're so frustrating!

Please don't compare us to them. The difference in technology alone proves that you're wrong!

What if we also end up the same one day? We need to escape from here as soon as possible!

Master, could you provide us with any spare utensils or bowls for the Suppression Unit?

My subordinates cook instant noodles in some hazardous mess tins. I worry for their health...

Urgh... that's unfortunate. Still, thanks for sparing us the thought.

You're super rigid about the strangest things sometimes. You didn't need to be this angry...

Uh... I heard my team has been taking leftover side dishes from here, is that true?

Aaargh, I'm so sorry!! Why would they do that? I always feed them plenty of rations!

What? Isn't it normally, "no outside food"? That's unusual.

N-No! That's not why I asked! There's no need! It's really okay...!

I've been told that I speak too formally. Do you agree, Master?

Really? Yes, I think it's best to speak in the way I'm accustomed to!

In that case, should I speak more informally? Like, "Yo, Canna, at yo' service!"

Uh... thou meanst... like this...? Does this not sound awry to thee...? Thine...? Thy...?

Monatium is safe for another day!

What? Ominous! Where else can you find such a trustworthy statement?

Oh, that was just practice. Was it too loud?

Uh? Do you really think so? Thank you for the compliment!

By any chance, did any of my underlings come by today?

I knew it. They were complaining that today's rations were particularly bad, so they must have all come through here.

Hmm... That seems right! They never skip days when we get sausage and seaweed soup blocks!

Huh? Really? What's gotten into them?

I am worried that there seems to be more of them taking sick leave with fake illnesses lately.

Really? The Order is more lax with discipline than I thought.

Exactly! I think it is important to make sure other members of the unit do not feel it is unfair.

Well, there are hospitals in Monatium that'll issue doctor's notes pretty easily if you give them a decent excuse...

Would it be alright if I used this area for a while? I need clean my weapon.

Thank you. It puts my mind at ease to take care of these things when they come to mind.

Huh? You charge for that, too? Uh... how much is it?

Well, why don't we just spray some perfume after we are done? That's not fair!

Things have been pretty calm lately, with no emergency calls. I am thinking of taking some time off.

You will jinx it! Ugh, well now that I think about it, that does always seem to happen...

No. Clearly, I am on patrol duty. Right?

Hmm... Well... I don't know? Go on patrol?

What do you usually do on vacation, Master?

Rest is important. That's how you can get back to full strength.

Oh, really? That's great. Next time, let's compete for high scores.

Huh? Is the Order really that strict of a place...?!

The Order's rules and structure seem much more relaxed than my unit. Is that acceptable?

Hmm, is that so? Well, every organization has its own style.

Well, that's really up to you, Master. I was just sharing my opinion.

Master! Rules are absolutely necessary for safety!

Lately, it feels like the other races are keeping a closer eye on the elves. We should strengthen Monatium's defenses.

Hmm. Still, you can never be too prepared.

Even if it's tiring, we have no choice. Elves are ultimately just outsiders in this world.

...Ahem, hmm! That is classified information, I am afraid I cannot discuss it.

My underlings keep hiding their mistakes, which is worrying. It would be much easier if they just told me quickly.

Right? If you hide it for no reason, it just makes things worse. It is such a headache.

That is absolutely right. I suppose the Order is strict about such things.

That's... no, that's not right! Can the Master even say something like that?

Routine is important to your lifestyle. Work, sleep, work, sleep, for example.

You think so, too? I hope the Master maintains a regular lifestyle.

Huh? Of course that's included in work hours. Haven't you heard of combat dining?

Oh my. Just giving you advice alone is difficult. I need to set a good example for you going forward.