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Chapter 2: Chow Unites Us All

The werebeasts have turned hostile towards the sprites because of some canned chow that has recently been delivered to them, which they view as an insult. Erpin has no recollection of sending those tins, so I'd better help clear up the misunderstanding between the two groups.

7 scenes, 818 lines

1. Cold Can Opener

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Cold Can Opener

Inside Werebeast Forest

*Crack*

Erpin

I'm sick of these...

You

What's wrong?

Erpin

I'm sick of it! I can't take another bite of these dry, gritty snacks!

You

Ah, you mean those things that look like cookies?

Marie

But, that's all we have to eat at the moment, Your Majesty.

You

I'm definitely sick of these too... But we have no other choice.

Erpin

I want cream... I want jam... I wanna bite into softly baked waffles!

I promise I'll even eat the strawberries and grapes on those fresh cream cakes that I usually just pick off and toss aside...

I want some appetizing foooood!!!

Ner

Your Majesty! Please keep your dignity!

Erpin

Ner, do you have anything on you? Any candy or something hidden in your pockets?

Ner

No, I don't have anything.

Erpin

Grrgh...

You

Erpin... You don't like fruits?

Erpin

Of course! When I eat cake, it's the cake that I want to eat! Not the fruit!

Mayo

You are really... picky.

Erpin

It's not being picky, it's keeping it simple! Adding this and that... That's what makes things complicated!

You

I have to admit, that's actually pretty convincing.

Aside from Erpin's constant whining... I would also like to eat something else.

They said that werebeasts eat meat...? I wonder if we'll get something other than what we have now...?

*Woosh*

A soft breeze blows, carrying a faint smell.

You

...Hmm?

Did you smell something just now...?

Erpin

Smell?

You

It smells like food... and it's so good...

Marie

O-Over there!

Erpin

Huh? That's... a werebeast?

???

What? S-sprites?!

*Dash!*

You

The werebeast runs off at great speed!

Erpin

Hey, where are you going?!

You

Over there!! L-Let's go after her!

Whatever happens, I'm going to get some food out of her!

???

Waaaah! Stop following me!!

You

Excuse me, can you share some of the stuff you have?!

???

Sorry...?

You're not a sprite, are you?

You

Huh??

???

Did you escape after getting captured by sprites?

Here, eat some of this and feel better.

You

This... is canned ham...?

Your choice

Try the canned food.

You

This... this tastes like...

Miscellaneous cuts of meat are pulverized and ground together into a paste in a spotless factory, releasing a salty flavor...!

The texture is nothing special when chewed, but just the fact that this is meat makes this imperfect food feel perfect...

This is the taste of civilization...!

???

Pretty good, right? Although it's meant as bait, it tastes good... Hehe...

Your choice

Don't eat the canned food.

You

Ugh... It smells a bit...

???

I-It only smells like that when you first open it! It grows on you as you eat it!

You

Despite being sick of those cookie-like things, this does not seem to be the answer... It might be okay if cooked over a fire...

???

Are you also... anti canned food?

You

Anti it? Not particularly...

???

H-Hey, please don't tell the others that I ate canned food!

You

The others? Who do you mean?

???

The others hate this and call it bait chow... I don't want to be bullied!

You

Bait...?

???

Yeah. They say that the sprites use this to capture us. You weren't captured?

You

The sprites are doing what...?!

Erpin

Hey, why are you so fast? Is it because your legs are longer than ours?

You're monstrously big and monstrously fast...

You

Erpin, what is this all about?! Sprites are capturing werebeasts?!

Erpin

What? What are you talking about? Why would we capture werebeasts?

You

This kid over here said that you do... Umm... What is your name?

Kommy

K-Kommy...

Erpin

Well, Kommy, tell us... Why do you think we are capturing you?

Kommy

Kommy's not sure either... That's just what Kommy's been told...

Mayo

Werebeasts have zero collection value... No reason to capture...

Erpin

Where in the world did you hear such a rumor?

Kommy

From the Ch-Chow Rebels.

You

.........

Chow, what?

Kommy

The Chow Rebels!

They're our village's liberation organization, trying to free us werebeasts from the tyranny of the evil sprites.

You

That sounds pretty hardcore... What is all of this?

Erpin

Why are you asking me? This is the first time that I've heard of this too!

You

Are the sprites really unaware of this...?

Erpin

What is that?

You

Ah, this is canned food...

Erpin

BARF! Why does it smell like that?!

You

Ah, that's right...!

Sprites don't eat meat, so there's no way that they would make something like—

Erpin

Huh, this is tastier than I thought.

You

.........

Erpin

I've never experienced this taste before... Ohh... mmm?! Interesting...!

It looks like dough that's been left to rot in a warehouse for half a year... But it has a mysterious saltiness that brings my taste buds to life...!

You

I thought you said that you don't eat meat!!

Erpin

M-Meat? This is... meat?

I-I didn't know, so that doesn't count! Besides, this really isn't the time to be picky, it is?! I'm hungry!

Marie

That's strange.

The meat that I've seen werebeasts eat throughout my travels did not look like this...

Kommy

W-We'd never seen this before either! Umm, so, it's been about a month since we first saw this...!

You

A month?

Kommy

A bunch of boxes were delivered to the village a month ago!

A week later, hundreds more arrived... and the week after that as well! Some say it's a fast, accurate, and reliable delivery service!

You

...Delivery service?

Kommy

Yeah, exactly!

You

.........

Ner

Delivery services should be part of the supply chain system run by the elves... Something feels off.

Erpin

But why did you think that we sent them? It was obviously sent by the elves.

Kommy

Under "Sender," was the name, "Sprite Queen Erpin."

Erpin

WHAT?!!

Ner

A month ago, there was a huge expense recorded in the palace account. Could it be...?

Erpin

Th-That's not it! It wasn't spent on this!

Ner

Then, what was it used for, Your Majesty?

Erpin

I-It was a bribe for the sugar black market! I-I wouldn't spend money on these cans— Whoops!

I-I mean... at that time... I was very... impulsive...

Ner

Let's have a separate chat about this once all this is over.

Anyway, it'd be great to clear up any misunderstandings about the canned chow with the werebeasts.

From the fact that they've even organized a liberation front, it seems the situation is quite serious.

You

Well... We came to ask the werebeasts for help, but things have really spiraled out of control. What a mess.

Ner

It seems you feel as if this has nothing to do with you.

You

Me? What does it have to do with me?

Ner

Since you are the Master, appointed by Yggdrasil as our savior, you must also lead the way in these situations.

You

M-Me? You have your Queen here!

.........

Sorry, on second thought, I would be the better choice over the Queen since she sent a bribe to the black market.

Erpin

Ugh! I'm telling you it was my first time doing that! It really, truly, honestly was my absolute first time!

2. Beni, Victorious

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Beni, Victorious

Inside Werebeast Forest

Kommy

Umm...

You

What is it, Kommy?

Kommy

Just keep following this path. Kommy will just stay here.

You

Why all of a sudden?

Kommy

Kommy can't do it. If Kommy is seen with the Sprites, Kommy will definitely be bullied.

You

Like I said, it's all a big misunderstanding. Things will become better after we clear this up.

Kommy

They say that an ideology, once taken root, is like prejudice, and won't wither away easily.

You

...Huh?

Kommy

Kommy read that in a red book Kommy found.

You

You also... read?

She's smarter than she looks...

Kommy

Kommy has already been branded for getting caught eating chow. Kommy just wants to hide away somewhere.

Ner

That is not acceptable.

Marie

Yeah, Werebeast Forest is like a maze, so we need a guide.

Kommy

But... Kommy is scared...

If Kommy gets taken away again, they'll make Kommy go through some sort of training without any sleep.

Erpin

Who will take you away? I told you, sprites don't capture werebeasts.

Kommy

The Chow Reb—

???

Kommy!!!

Kommy

EEEK!!!

???

Here you are! I was wondering where you'd gone! I've been looking for you!

Kommy

B-Beni?!

Beni

Who are these guys? ...Sprites?

What have you done to Kommy? Let her go immediately!

You

Ah, we haven't done anything to Kommy. We just—

Beni

Shut it! You stay out of this, you strange-looking thing... You're neither sprite nor werebeast!

You

I don't think we can say anything to get through to her... What should we do?

Erpin

Let me try.

You

...You, Erpin? All of a sudden?

Erpin

At the end of the day, I'm still Queen. This much, I can handle.

Kommy

Umm... Can you leave this to Kommy? Beni is Kommy's friend.

Your choice

Let Erpin handle it.

Erpin

That's right, trust me.

You

I'm not sure this was the right choice... But things should work out, right...?

Erpin

Werebeast, we are here to clear the misunderstanding between us.

Beni

Misunderstanding...?

Erpin

We aren't the ones who sent the chow! Lay your weapon down and take us to your leader this instant.

You

Oh, that wasn't that...

Erpin

Also... judging by your ears, you must be a bear-type werebeast. Seeing you reminds me of something.

As the rightful ruler of Elias, I command you to fetch me a cup of honey tea or something. Don't forget the ice.

You

...I was a fool to trust her.

Beni

Huh? How dare you?!

Erpin

I've been walking so much that I'm exhausted! Honey tea is a specialty of the Werebeast Forest, so you must have plenty of it, right? What's stopping you from sharing?

Beni

Grrrgh...!

Your choice

Let Kommy handle it.

You

Kommy, I'm counting on you.

Kommy

Okie!

Beni, Kommy's not being held captive!

The sprites said that they've come to clear a misunderstanding! They said that the chow wasn't something set up by the Sprites!

Beni

What? For real...?

Kommy

There isn't a conspiracy behind this delicious chow! Which means that we can eat it without worry!

You

...? Kommy, what are you talking about...?

Kommy

Kommy likes the chow! It's too troublesome to pick fruit or hunt every day!

With the chow, all you need to do is open the lid, and you can eat it right away! You try a bite, too, Beni!

Beni

Grrgh...

You

U-Uh, just ignore what Kommy said and...

Beni

You scoundrels!! How much did you brainwash Kommy?!

Erpin

Brainwash?! W-We never did such a thing!

Beni

I can't hold myself back anymore... I, Beni, one of the three head Chow Rebels, will bring you to justice!

You

Things got worse!

Ner

There's no turning back, Master! We have no other choice but to face her head-on!

Kommy

Waaah! It's just as Kommy had feared! Kommy doesn't know what to do anymore! Kommy's going to hide!

You

What should we do? I don't want to fight over something so trivial...!

Mayo

Human... I will protect...!

*Fwoot!*

Mayo fires something from her blowgun!

Beni

Ack! That stings!

What have you done? I hate needles!

Mayo

Tranquilizer dart... You can't move now.

Beni

I'm a bit... sleepy, but that's it.

I'm drowsy... Mmm... Feels a little nice...

Ugh... Everything's so bothersome... I just want to nap...

You

Hey, how about... we pretend that we never saw each other? You seem tired.

Beni

Mmm... Captain won't like that... Mmm...

But there's really nothing to worry about... After all, I'm the weakest of the Elite Four... The others can handle things themselves... Hoo hoo!

You

She's a bit too relaxed about her dereliction of duty, isn't she...?

Kommy

The Elite Four...? But the Chow Rebels...

You

Excuse me? Beni, right? Please calm down for a moment and hear me out.

Beni

Ugh... Go away! You're planning on sweet-talking me with your smart words, aren't you?

I may have forfeited the fight, but my will cannot be broken!

You

How frustrating. Nothing I say gets through to her...!

Beni

Using a hostage to threaten me, and ganging up for this shameful win... I'm running away now, but just you wait!!

*Rustle!*

You

She disappeared before we even got to say anything...

Ner

Werebeasts are a nimble and powerful race... Mayo did well.

Kommy

You're all strong, huh?

You

Kommy? Where were you hiding all this time?

Kommy

Beni is the strongest of the Chow Rebels... but you beat her...!

Erpin

Is she really that strong? She didn't seem to be all that great...

Kommy

She's strong, but she doesn't know how to use that strength properly.

You

... What is that supposed to mean...?

Kommy

Anyway, you folks are now Kommy's friends! Kommy will fight alongside you from now on!

You

Ah... O-Okay. I am thankful, but—

Kommy

Kommy will lead the way to guide you, so just follow Kommy!

You

O-Okay...

Should be alright, right...?

Ner

We have no other choice but to put our faith in this young werebeast for now.

Marie

She's right. Having a werebeast take the lead within Werebeast Forest is the safest option.

3. There Is No Such Thing as Bad Butter

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There is No Such Thing as Bad Butter

Inside Werebeast Forest

Kommy

Hmm...

Ummm...

You

Kommy, what's on your mind?

Kommy

So... The thing is...

Kommy doesn't know the way.

You

What?!

Erpin

What the heck?!

You said that you knew the way to the village, Kommy!

Kommy

Kommy doesn't memorize the path. Kommy follows familiar scents.

But... But... Kommy's getting scents from here and there...

You

What scent are you following?

Kommy

Chow.

You

Shouldn't you be following the scent of the village you're familiar with?

Kommy

That's a silly idea.

You

...Huh?

Kommy

Do you think it makes sense to say that the village has a scent?

You

Th-That... I'm at a loss for words actually.

Kommy

Kommy was following the scent of the chow, since all the chow delivered to the village had been piled up there...

But it's strange. The smell of chow cans is coming from everywhere right now, so Kommy doesn't know where to go.

Marie

Could the chow have been delivered to other places too? Not just Werebeast Village?

You

So you're saying that there is a lot of chow around here...?

*Crack!*

You

Suddenly, the sound of a can opening comes from behind...

What's that...?

Erpin

*CHOMP, CHOMP* It really is hard to put your finger on this taste... It doesn't look all that great, but it's pretty good.

You

Erpin? What are you doing right now?!

Erpin

I'm hungry! It tastes even better when you put it between hardtacks!

You

...Did you just invent a sandwich or something?

Erpin

Sandwich...?

Kommy

L-Let Kommy have a bite too!

You

But wait, where did you get that?

Erpin

She said that the scent of canned food was coming from everywhere, so... when I dug up the ground where the scent was coming from, I found this!

You

...Sprites can even do that?

Ner

No. That is Her Majesty's special ability that is activated when she's reached her hunger limit.

Erpin

It's all to stay alive! Don't judge me.

You

S-Sure.

Ner

Anyway, this means that somebody buried canned food everywhere...

Perhaps the Chow Rebels buried these to dispose of them?

Erpin

If they're throwing these out, then it wouldn't hurt to eat more of them. I can smell some coming from here. I'd better dig them up.

You

.........

Ner

Your Majesty, please refrain from digging and keep your dignity!

Erpin

Ah... that's right... Th-Then...

I'll stay still, so you folks dig and 'offer' them to me. Hurry!!

Your choice

Give Erpin a good bonk on the head.

*Bop!!*

You

I instinctively reach out and give Erpin a bonk.

Erpin

Ow! That hurts! What did I do to deserve that?

???

What are you all doing?!

You

H-Huh?

Marie

O-Over there! A werebeast!

???

How did you find my secret stash...?!

You

Secret stash?

???

How could this be...? I was sure that I was the only one who knew of this place!

Kommy

She's Kommy's friend from the village, Butter.

You

Butter?

Kommy

Mhmm! Long time no see, Butter!

Butter

Kommy, you're hanging out with sprites? What will you do if the others find out?!

Kommy

Kommy doesn't know anything about that. These guys are Kommy's friends now.

Butter

What do you mean?

Kommy

As long as they win, Kommy will be able to eat as much chow as Kommy wants.

Butter

Win? Win what? What are you talking about...?

Kommy

If they defeat the Chow Rebels, Kommy can eat as much chow as Kommy wants without worrying about what others think!

Butter

R-Really?

Kommy

Yup! You don't have to hide while eating anymore, Butter!

Butter

You mean, we can freely enjoy a can of chow and a cup of river water for brunch... on the terrace in the middle of the village?

You

.........

Kommy

Not sure what all that means, but it should all be possible! Kommy can also realize Kommy's dream of leading the 6th industrial revolution!

You

Do you even know what an industrial revolution is?

Kommy

Kommy doesn't know... Kommy read it in a book Kommy picked up. It's a cool phrase.

You

Right...

Butter

Th-Then what should Butter do? Butter will help!

Ner

It seems that werebeasts have differing opinions on chow.

Some like it, and some do not...

Erpin

*CHOMP, CHOMP* It's not bad, so there's no reason to dislike it, right? More than anything, it's being delivered for free...

You

Please wipe your mouth before you speak...

Erpin

You see, there aren't any forks around, so I can't help but make a mess.

Mayo

Hmm?!

This is strange.

You

What is it, Mayo?

Mayo

There's something inside the canned food.

Erpin

*BARF! Ptooey!!* Whaaat?!

You

A white stone...? This looks like...

Butter

Ah, that one is disgusting.

You

Disgusting?

Butter

It's not inside all of the canned food, but there will be one or two mixed in.

Biting into it releases a bitter flavor, so if Butter feels something hard, Butter spits it out.

You

...A pill? Is it a pill???

Ner

There definitely seems to be something fishy with these.

You

Erpin, you didn't notice this after eating through so many of them?

Erpin

I was so hungry that I just gobbled them down without really chewing.

You

.........

Erpin

Now that I know that these things were inside the food, I think I feel sick all of a sudden... Urgh...

You

...Are you really sick?

So the werebeasts had a reason to be wary of the chow... I can understand that they would be angry after finding these inside.

Moreover, these were said to be sent by the sprites... Is someone up to something?

You're Butter, right?

Butter

Yes!

You

We are on our way to your village. We would like your help in clearing this misunderstanding regarding the chow.

Butter

The village isn't too far from here.

You

Do you know the way well?

Butter

Butter would always sneak the chow out of the village's temporary warehouse, so Butter knows the way very well!

You

Okay, then—

Kommy

Kommy's adventure team, assemble! Hehe!

You

.........

Y-Yeah, let's go...

Erpin

Are we leaving? Now...?

You

Yeah, are you really sick, Erpin? Are you okay?

Erpin

I think I'm just feeling a bit bloated. I'm okay...

4. Drug Queen

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Drug Queen

Werebeast Village

You

It's quieter than I thought it would be.

Ner

You're right. Actually, it's too quiet.

Kommy

This is how it normally is.

You

This... is normal?

I mean... everybody is just strolling around normally.

There aren't any guards, and no menacing soldiers or anything patrolling around...

Kommy

What's a soldier?

You

What's a soldier?! Are you folks really facing a crisis?

If they aren't called Chow Rebels soldiers... maybe "members?" There's no one like that either?

Kommy

The Chow Rebels...

Butter

They only have 3 members.

You

.........

What?

Butter

Werebeasts usually like to gather in small numbers, so groups are usually of that size.

You

Then, the Chow Rebels... it's like... a club...?

How could such a small club have this much influence?

Erpin

Why would you be scared of that?!

Butter

Hmm... Why not?

Kommy

But...

Super strong!

You

What's strong?

Kommy

The Chow Rebels... They're super strong!!

We have to be careful!

You

None of this makes sense...

Ner

We really don't have time to stand around like this. We should enter the village.

Erpin

Whatever we do... Let's do it quickly... My stomach hurts... Urgh...

Kommy

We need to sneak our way in! Things will get difficult if we get caught by the Chow Rebels!

You

I don't see why we can't just walk right in...

Your choice

Simply walk right in.

Kommy

Urgh... Kommy's scared...

Butter

The chief's house is the big one at the end of the big road!

???

H-Huh?

Who do we have here? Sprites!

Beni

It's them, Rufo! Those folks kidnapped Kommy and tried to tame me!!

You

Oh...! It's that werebear from earlier!

Rufo

Hehehe. You walked right into our trap.

You

Trap? You didn't even know who we were just now.

Rufo

A trap is always set. Whoever gets caught in it is none of my concern.

However, once someone gets caught, the trick is to strike them down with all my might.

You

.........

I'm not following...

Beni

First Kommy... and now Butter has been brainwashed, too?!

Butter

Brainwashed? B-Butter is?

Beni

Snap out of it, you guys! You're being played by the sprites!

Marie

No, that's not true! We only came here to clear up this misunderstanding! Please hear what we have to say!

Rufo

Hehehe.

Fools... Your silver tongues will no longer work on Beni.

I've already had my slow-witted friend wear earplugs.

You

...You're supposed to be her friend, yet you're treating her like a fool?

Rufo

Since Beni cannot hear anything at all right now, I can say whatever I want.

My genius strategy is brilliant, right?

You

.........

Beni

Rufo!!!! Stop talking to them! You'll be in danger, too, if you keep talking to them!!!

Rufo

I know, Beni. You can stop shouting.

Beni

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rufo

Urgh... My ears...

Your choice

Sneak inside.

Butter

Good thinking! Come this way! Butter knows the way to the chief's house!

You

Okay, let's get there without making too much noise.

*Mutter, mutter... Bark, bark!*

You

The closer we get to the chief's house, the more we can hear the deafening sound of someone shouting from inside.

Marie

The chief's house seems to be quite rowdy.

Butter

Butter was thinking of entering through the window...! But all of the windows are locked!

You

Then let's go to the front door, quickly!

Beni

Huh? Rufo, there! Look over there! It's those sprite intruders I told you about earlier!

Don't move!!

Rufo

Calm down, Beni! We need to come up with a plan instead of just rushing into things like that!

Ner

It's that werebear from earlier! She's charging at us!

Kommy

I-I will stop her!

Beni, stop!

Beni

Kommy? I can't believe they not only brainwashed you, but also took control of you!

Kommy

Kommy's not brainwashed!

Kommy just wants to live in peace! You want that too, right, Beni?

Aren't you sick of risking bee stings for honey? With the canned chow, we can fill our stomachs easily!

Beni

B-But I can't just sit back and watch while we werebeasts become pets for sprites!

Kommy

Kommy's not a pet! What we have is called a mutually beneficial relationship!

Beni

Urgh... My head... D-Don't use strange words, Kommy!

You

I-I don't know what Kommy is saying, but it seems to be working.

Rufo

Beni! Don't listen to that brainwashed traitor! Quick, wear your earplugs!

Kommy

Kommy's not brainwashed!

Beni

E-Earplugs! Of course! I can't get brainwashed with these...!

Kommy

Beni plugged her ears!

Rufo

You lot won't be coming any closer!

The glorious moment of the Chow Rebels restoring order to Werebeast Forest is upon us!

Butter

R-Rufo? What do you mean by that?!

Rufo

Now inside the chief's house, the captain of the Chow Rebels and the old, sickly chief are facing off.

If our captain wins... we will obtain the authority to resolve the chow incident through force.

You

Through force?

Rufo

That's right!

We will strike back at the sprites who tried to conquer Werebeast Forest with chow!

Erpin

We sprites... aren't interested in such things.

You

E-Erpin?

Marie

What is this new vibe she's putting out?

You

What's gotten into you? Is your stomach feeling better?

Erpin

Ah, I'm alright, Deliverer. Thank you for your concern.

You

??

Ner

?????

Erpin

We sprites are beings that tend to care for the Yggdrasil while safeguarding the order and balance of Elias.

Ruling over other forests and trying to dominate the world goes against our nature. Does that ease your concerns?

Mayo

Ugh... Her manner of speech... I got goose bumps...

Ner

Your Majesty... Have you finally come to your senses?

Rufo

You... you've eaten the chow, haven't you?

You

How did you...?

Rufo

The pill in the chow... once consumed, it calms the mind and even boosts intelligence.

You

R-Really?

Rufo

At hourly intervals, I, the great Rufo, have been taking those pills that Beni finds bitter and picks out.

You

Wait... you're eating the chow?! You weren't trying to get rid of it?

Rufo

It is a necessary evil!

The chow is a threat to the werebeasts! Beni will eat it all to get rid of it!

And I, Rufo, will eat all the pills that remain!

We Chow Rebels do not shy away from sacrificing ourselves for our kin!

Kommy

You're just saying that you will have all the chow to yourselves! Kommy wants some too!

You

No one is in their right mind...

*BELCH*

Erpin

The drug's effects are... Urgh...

Marie

The Queen has fainted!

Ner

I had a faint glimmer of hope for Her Majesty, but I suppose it can't be helped.

Rufo

It's a side effect of taking the pill when your body is not used to it yet. Your mind becomes cognitively drained.

Alright then... With that pesky smart one gone... Shall we put an end to this?

Kommy

Together with Kommy to crush the wicked idea of monopolizing the chow right from the start!

You

Kommy... please don't try to seem smart with all these big words.

Rufo

Okay, bring it!

5. The Chow Rebels Strike Back

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The Chow Rebels Strike Back

Werebeast Village

Rufo

G-Grghh! Urgh! Fall back, fall back!!

Beni

Wait for me, Rufo!!!!!

You

By "falling back," all they're doing is going into the chief's house...

Hmm...

.........

Marie

.........

Should we just follow them in?

You

P-Probably...?

I don't understand why Kommy and Butter were so afraid... This was too easy...

Chief Diana's House

Rufo

Captain!! Captaaain!!!

???

What is it? What's the matter?

Rufo

Some sprites came at us and are causing trouble outside!

???

...What?

The sprites have forced their way here?

Beni

They're also with their brainwashed werebeast pets!

???

Brainwashed... werebeasts?

What are you talking about? Are you telling me that your delusions were real...?

It looks like the time has come...

Chief Diana, haven't I been warning you that something like this would happen?

Will you still refuse to cooperate with the Chow Rebels?

Diana

S-Still, it's hard to believe... Why would the sprites do something like that?

*Blam!!*

Butter

Chief!!

Diana

Oh hello there, Kommy, Butter!

???

You TRAITORS!!!!

Kommy

Urgh!

It's T-Tig, the captain of the Chow Rebels!

Ner

Chief Diana! We sprites are not the ones behind the chow incident!

Diana

I-I thought as much...

Tig

You're not believing her lies, are you?!

Take a good look! The sprite insignia is printed on the chow cans!

Diana

Y-Yes, but...!

You

That definitely is Erpin's face, no doubt about it...

Tig

And take a look at those traitors standing with the sprites...

Kommy and Butter have been enjoying the chow since day one...!

Once you eat the chow, you'll become slaves like them!

Butter

W-We're not slaves!

Kommy

Slaves? Kommy is... umm...

You

Kommy?

Kommy

Slavery is a societal framework that was common in the old days.

So maybe it could benefit a werebeast village that hasn't established a governmental structure yet?

You

K-Kommy, what the heck are you saying?!

Kommy

But Kommy read that in some book Kommy found!

Tig

Hmph! It is indisputable now! I will no longer allow the sprites to run rampant in Werebeast Forest!

Marie

That captain girl is charging towards us!

You

E-Everybody stay calm! There's only one of her!

Tig

Witness the power of Tig, Swordmaster of the Werebeasts!

*Swoosh, Schwing!!!*

Erpin

Argh!

You

What was that just now? One swing of her sword, and the wind...?!

Ner

Is it magic? What a troublesome werebeast.

Tig

Do not insult my blade wind! It cannot be compared with cheap tricks like magic...!

Butter

Eeek! W-We'd better run!

You

Sh-She's too strong!

Kommy

Kommy told you that the Chow Rebels are really strong!

Rufo

That's our captain! We're unbeatable together!

Beni

Wasn't it just our captain doing everything by herself?

Rufo

You obviously don't understand the importance of mental support, Beni, so keep your yap shut!

Tig

Let's end this here and now!

Marie

W-Watch out!

*Pop, pop, pop, BAM!*

You

Marie throws something and there is a sudden flash of light...! Was it some kind of flash grenade?

Tig

Urgh... My eyes... You scoundrels have no honor! Using silly tricks like this!

Rufo

The sprites ran away!

Beni

W-We won!

Rufo

Captain, let's take this chance to do away with Sprite Kingdom!

Diana

Do away with Sprite Kingdom? Have you all lost your marbles? Everybody, calm down and let's talk first...

Inside Werebeast Forest

Marie

A second longer and we would have been toast!

You

It's a good thing you were so quick on your feet, Marie.

Marie

What should we do now? That Tig... I don't think there's much we can do about her.

You

I'm not so sure either... Do you have any ideas, Ner? Erpin?

Ner

I can't think of anything either...

.........

Where is Her Majesty?

Mayo

Didn't bring her.

Ner

...What?

Mayo

She's sprawled out in front of the chief's house.

You

What?!

Mayo

Nobody was looking after her, so I thought we were abandoning her.

Ner

I owe this to my own negligence! I should have looked after Her Majesty, no matter how useless she may be...!

Marie

Has she been captured by the werebeasts?

You

Oh...!

Your choice

Go get Erpin immediately.

You

Anyway, nothing good will come if Erpin gets captured. We need to get her back no matter what.

Marie

But we won't be able to save her if we're unable to defeat Tig!

You

Hmm...

What was the chief's name again? Diana?

Ner

Yes.

You

Judging by their conversation earlier, she seems to be friendly towards us. Perhaps she will help?

Kommy

The chief is weak and old!

You

...But still...

Butter

Werebeasts follow the strong. That is our way.

That is why Tig continues to hunker down in the chief's house and provoke her.

You

Is this why the Chow Rebels are so frightening?

This isn't good.

Ner

Her Majesty has been captured... And should there be a change in werebeast leadership, Sprite Kingdom will be ruined.

Master, what should we do?

You

.........

With this gun, I may be able to defeat Tig...

But if it doesn't go off at the right moment like last time, then it's pointless...

Still, we don't have a choice as the only alternative would be a direct confrontation.

For now... let's go.

If Diana manages to beat Tig decisively, the werebeasts will follow Diana, right?

Butter

They should!

You

We just need to get Diana to stand with us.

That way, we can clear up this misunderstanding and also save Erpin.

Ner

We will follow your lead, Master!

6. Stubbornness & Prejudice

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Stubbornness & Prejudice

Werebeast Village

Tig

Ah! Enough with this nonsense! Let's just push forward with this!

Diana

Tig, you little rascal! We cannot jump into something that hasn't been properly looked into yet.

Tig

Come on, chief, you saw it too! The evidence is clear!

Diana

Tig, calm down for a moment...

Tig

Aargh! You just don't get it, you old fart!

Diana

Tig!!

Butter

Look...!

Tig just got into an argument with the chief and stormed out!

You

Where is Erpin?

Ner

I haven't seen Her Majesty yet. She might be imprisoned in the chief's house...

You

Hmm...

Your choice

Try to reason with Diana now.

You

Maybe it's good that we don't see Erpin.

At the very least, we won't be dealing with a hostage situation. Let's approach Diana and try to reason with her.

Kommy

Are you serious?

You

Don't worry, Kommy. Everything will be fine.

Diana!

Diana

Eeep!

D-Don't come any closer!

You

I'm here to explain that the sprites have nothing to do with the chow incident!

Diana

Y-You're neither sprite nor werebeast... What gives you the right to speak here?!

Ner

Chief Diana, this is the Master, the one to bring salvation to the sprites!

Since our Queen is not here, this guy is basically our representative.

Diana

As the Head Priestess of the sprites, if you say as much, then... Hmm...

However, the design on the chow cans is undoubtedly that of the sprites, is it not?

Not to mention, there are strange pills inside the chow... What is going on?

You

We honestly have no idea. All of this was orchestrated by a third party.

We only learned of all of this after entering Werebeast Forest.

Diana

What you're telling me is different from the information I have though...

You

What do you mean?

Diana

The Sprite Queen was dozing off in front of my house when she suddenly woke up and shouted that all of the chow was hers.

You

What?!!

Ner

Wh-What?! Her Majesty said that?

Diana

How peculiar. Your reactions show genuine surprise... I don't know what to think...

You

Where is Erpin? We must see Erpin and hear from her.

Diana

Let us go to my place. That rascal Tig and her gang are not here at the moment, so it will be safe.

Chief Diana's House

Diana

I have been keeping the Queen safe here...

Marie

The Queen is on the ground!!!!

Diana

Wh-What?! Th-This is not my doing! H-How could this have happened?!

Marie

What are these cans? Chow?

Kommy

All of the chow cans are empty...!

You

N-No way...

Your choice

Rescue Erpin from the chief's house.

You

Let's rescue Erpin first.

Ner

Would that be a wise course of action?

You

She is still the queen. Nothing good will come from Sprite Kingdom's leader being held like that.

Ner

I understand. Then let's go this way...!

Chief Diana's House

Butter

With Diana and Tig gone, we can look around without a worry now!

You

Erpin! Erpin, where are you?!

Erpin

Urghh...

Ner

Your Majesty!

Erpin

Huh...?

You

Erpin! Are you okay?

Erpin

My stomach...

You

Stomach?

Erpin

I'm so full... that I can't move...

You

...Excuse me?

Butter

A-All of these chow cans are empty...! Look at this pile of empty cans!

You

What the...?!

Ner

My goodness! That vile Tig must have forced Her Majesty to eat all of this!

Erpin

Huh? I ate all of them because I was hungry...

You

Y-You ate... all of this?

Kommy

Waaaaaahh!!! Kommy wanted to have some too!

Butter

B-But... the chow that was stored here... Would have been enough to feed all of Werebeast Village for a week...

Erpin

Once I started eating, it wasn't that much... Urgh...

You

.........

I'm not sure what I'm witnessing here...

*Blam*

Diana

What is all this?!

You

D-Diana!

Diana

Did you eat all of the chow to get rid of the evidence?!

So it WAS the doing of the sprites, just as Tig claimed!

You

Y-You misunderstand!

Diana

If this is how you wish to do things, then even I will not just stand by and watch!

Erpin

Urgh... Uuurgh...

Ner

Her Majesty is acting strange!

Diana

I will call for Tig to take care of you and chase you back to Sprite Kingdom!

You

No! If we return to Sprite Kingdom, we're...!

Erpin

Diana.

Ner

Y-Your Majesty is...!

Marie

Something about her is different. It's just like before!

Diana

.........?

Erpin

I, Erpin, Queen of the Sprite Kingdom, would never treat my neighbors that way.

Diana

S-Sprite Queen?

Erpin

We sprites have been entrusted with the sacred duty of nurturing Yggdrasil, and we harbor no ambitions of dominion or conquest beyond our realm.

Undoubtedly, the chow incident was masterminded by someone other than a sprite, aiming to fracture the unity between our two races.

Mayo

This manner of speech with an enhanced IQ...!!

Diana

B-But the evidence is indisputable, is it not? The insignia on those cans...!

Erpin

We sprites have a penchant for savoring freshly baked breads...

Therefore, we do not produce sustenance intended for prolonged storage in such tin cans.

Marie

*Whisper Whisper* Jam and cheese... can't such food also be stored for a long time? *Whisper Whisper*

Ner

*Whisper Whisper* It seems that there is a limit to how much the pills can boost IQ. *Whisper Whisper*

Erpin

Behold this rudimentary design, Diana. Does it not appear as though it covers something?

Diana

It covers something?

*Riiiiiiip*

You

I peeled off the sticker carefully, revealing something underneath...

Diana

Oh my!

The insignia of the mayor of the elven city, Monatium? Are you saying that the elves are behind this?

Erpin

So it would seem, Diana.

Although I don't have any more details at the moment, we should...

Diana

We should...?

Erpin

We... Ugh... Urgh... *BELCH*

Marie

The Queen has fainted!

Erpin

Urgh... The drug's effects are... Urgh...

Diana

What were you about to say there?

Ner

Quickly! We must prolong Her Majesty's enhanced IQ!

Feed her more chow!

Diana

W-We don't have any more chow... We must wait for next week's delivery...

Ner

Such a shame... I just found out Her Majesty can be so intelligent when the medicine kicks in!

You

.........

Still, giving pills to her like that is kinda...

Ner

Master! Now is not the time to debate whether our actions are ethical or not!

You

...S-Sure.

Uh, does that mean that the misunderstanding has been cleared then...?

Diana

Yes, I think so. The friction between werebeasts and elves has been around for ages...

I had no idea they'd be cooking up something like this behind the scenes...

*Blam!*

Tig

Chief Diana? Why is it so noisy here... Huh?!

Diana

Tig?!

Tig

Th-These scoundrels! The sprites are brainwashing the chief!!!

Rufo

I knew it! Just as we had suspected! The enemy wanted to influence our chief first!

Diana

Tig, you little rascal! Listen to me! Look at this insignia on the can...!

Tig

Elf...?

Diana

Right! We now know that this is not the work of the sprites! So, calm down and—

Tig

You've been brainwashed...!

You

What?

Tig

You've manipulated my brainwaves to make the insignia look like an elf... Impressive!

Ner

W-We have never done anything like that!

Tig

I know very well that the sprites are adept at magic. It's completely possible with magic!

Rufo

Urgh... I should have wrapped some magic-blocking aluminum foil around my head...

Marie

Aluminum foil doesn't block magic!

Tig

You may have fooled my eyes, but my steadfast resolve as a Swordmaster will not falter.

I will rescue the chief from your evil clutches, unite the werebeasts under my name, and wage war against you sprites!

Diana

Hey, get a grip! Has sword training fried your brain? You've got no common sense at all!

Tig

When I become the ruler of Elias, I will pave the way for common sense!

Diana

Y-You little...!

Tig

If you insist on assisting the sprites, I won't stop you, Chief Diana. Falling victim to their brainwashing ultimately means that you are weak...!

The forest now belongs to the young generation of werebeasts, the Chow Rebels!

Rufo, Beni! Now is the time for our long-awaited regime change!

Rufo, Beni

Understood, captain!

You

That Tig... This is probably what she's been after this entire time.

Ner

Diana! We'll help you!

Diana

Th-Thank you!

7. The Noise after the Storm

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The Noise after the Storm

Chief Diana's House

Tig

Hehe... Is that all you've got? Conquering Sprite Kingdom will be easier than I thought.

Diana

Uh... Tig is really something. All she does every day is eat and train, and she's even stronger than I imagined.

Erpin

We can't beat her... we're in trouble now!

*Click, click*

You

Why is this not firing? It would come in really handy right now...

Tig

You there... What are you up to? What's that strange toy you're playing with?

It looks similar to the tools used by elves...

You

A-Ack! Don't take another step!

*Click! BANG!!!*

Tig

EEEK! Why the heck is it so loud?!

Rufo

It's thunder! It's the sound of thunder!!

You

Huh?

Erpin

The Master used their ultimate skill!

Ner

It wasn't broken this whole time? Maybe it wasn't working due to a lack of confidence?

You

When I aimed it at Tig and fired... it didn't go off...

But when I fired towards the sky... it worked?

*Click! BANG!!!*

Tig

Ow! My ears hurt! It's too loud!!

You

It works when aimed at the sky... so it cannot be used on living creatures?

Tig

Urgh...! Enough... I'm sorry...!

Beni

Captain? Are you alright?!

Rufo

There's something wrong with the captain! What have these guys done to her?!

Tig

I give up!! I surrender! I surrender!!!!

Rufo

Captain?! Surrender?! I thought everything was going perfectly this time! Argh!

You

Huh? Never expected the sound alone would do this much.

Beni

Sigh... Oh, well, I suppose it's come to this then...

Ner

Wh-What?! What are you up to?

Beni

What else? We're done here, so it's time to eat dinner!

You

Dinner...?

Beni

Yes. Now that our war play is over, it's time to go home and rest.

You

What the... Why is this Beni kid suddenly acting all composed?

War play? You mean, you were playing a game this entire time?

Beni

Ah... were we not? Tig, Rufo, and I always play like this...

Rufo

Th-Th-That's right! It was just a game, chief!

Now that we're done, we'll be heading home.

Diana

Rufo, did you trick Tig and Beni into doing this again?

Rufo

I-I don't know what you're talking about! Eh... Hehe!

Kommy

Chow... it was all supposed to be mine...

Everything's so pointless now...

Ner

Diana, now that the incident has been resolved, we should tell you why we are here.

Erpin

Ummm...

Now that I have chow, I don't think that I'll need help anymore...

You

Erpin. Let's talk about you later—what about those insurgents causing chaos in the kingdom?

Erpin

Why don't we establish a government-in-exile... and we can reside at Diana's house?

You

.........

Your choice

Give Erpin a good bonk on the head.

*Bop!!*

You

That's enough of your nonsense...

Erpin

Ah! Don't hit me!

Diana

There has been an insurgency in Sprite Kingdom? Really?

Ner

Yes, it shames me to say this... but it is true.

You

Ner, didn't you say that the sugar shortage might have something to do with the elves?

Ner

Yes, that is correct.

Oh...

If the chow incident in Werebeast Forest was also caused by the elves... Might there be some sort of connection?

You

Beats me... I can't say for sure, but it does seem fishy.

Tig

Wait... are you saying that the elves have done something similar to the sprites as well?

You

We think so, but we don't have concrete evi—

Tig

Geez...!

If the sprites are also victims like us, then it really is the elves' doing!

You

You're a bit of a simpleton, aren't you...?

Tig

Why don't you be quiet!! Since we are all friends and allies now, you're the idiot if you pick on me!

You

What the...

Tig

Rufo, Beni, with me! We're gonna get those elves! Starting now, the elves are public enemy number one for the Chow Rebels!

Beni

Captain...! I was going to go home and have dinner...

Tig

Tonight, we dine... in Monatium!

Rufo

Planquet! It's Planquet Time!

You

Plan... quet?

Beni

Plunder Banquet... It's a game we play once in a while where we trespass into Monatium and steal food from their vending machines.

You

.........

Tig

It's time to plunder, woot!!

*Scampering!!* Yaaaay!!

You

Tig and her gang... What's gotten them so excited...?

Can we just let them run off like that?

Diana

Tig... is difficult for even myself to handle. She's too stubborn...

Ner

Anyway, it's better to go to the elves and try talking to them.

Since the Werebeast Forest chow incident and Sprite Kingdom's problems both point towards them...

You

Then... Monatium, was it? Let's first head there.

Ah, also.

Diana, would it be possible for Werebeast Forest to share some food with Sprite Kingdom?

Diana

With Sprites? But we no longer have any chow... And don't Sprites only eat baked food?

You

Do you have anything sweet...?

Diana

We have fruit in our warehouse. Would that suffice...?

You

It would be better than nothing.

Diana

Neighbors should help each other out. I will have them delivered personally.

Erpin

.........

Th-Thanks, Diana.

Diana

Don't mention it. I am more grateful that you all were able to stop Tig from causing even more trouble.

The Werebeast Commune would have fallen into chaos...

Ner

Hmm, in that case, will you accompany Diana, Marie?

Ner

It might look strange if Diana and other werebeasts suddenly showed up to hand out food. Having a sprite along would help.

You

That makes sense. Due to the complexity of the situation, she will also need a guide who knows the way.

Marie

Okay! I'll also make sure to explain everything to the others!

You

Mayo should also go, just in case...

Mayo

Nope.

You

Why?

Mayo

I have to look after my collection.

You

.........

Is she... talking about me?

Okay. I'll leave it to you then, Marie.

Marie

Yup! I'll go ahead and wait for good news!