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xXionx's Intimacy story
20 scenes, 140 lines
1. Part 1
7 lines
Ahhh, a sanctuary for weary souls, seeking respite from the turmoil of the world! Just the place for me.
Give her some cold water and tell her to cool herself.
Uh... hmm? The food is mediocre and doesn't quite match the ambiance. Tch.
The homeless are always welcome.
I'm not homeless! Don't say things that ruin the mood!
I've been waiting for you, Magic Bullet Slinger.
*Chuckle* Have you been waiting for my arrival? I, too, have been waiting for this day, Master.
2. Part 2
7 linesI sense a nefarious aura. Is there a sealed malevolence in the banquet hall's basement?
Given those strange customers, there must be an ethereal vein running down there.
Ethereal vein...? Even its name inspires fear...! You built the banquet hall here even after discovering such a momentous secret?
An ancient evil... lurks beneath the banquet hall.
Incredible! Have you been suppressing the malevolent energy with the power of the Master? You truly are my arch-nemesis!
I guess the floor heating isn't working properly and cold air is coming up.
Urgh... S-Such a mundane reason. That can't be! My instincts are never wrong!
3. Part 3
7 linesQuake in fear! For the Dark Overlord, forged from the depths of evil resolve, has descended!
Did you find a cockroach or something in your room?
Y-Y-You must not utter the true name of that being so carelessly!! Ugh, I don't want to go home...!
...Is that the premise of a new novel release?
*Chuckle* It's not just a novel, it's a fragment of a parallel world that is beyond our perception!
Haha, I am the Dark Overlord! Tremble in fear, mortals!
There are no mortals in Elias, duh!
4. Part 4
7 lines*Chuckle* Master, how much do you know about the "Light and Dark Divide?"
It's a goth fashion shop in the back alleys of Monatium, right?
No! You got it fundamentally wrong! Sure, the clothes there are captivating, but that's not it!
The Light and Dark Divide... it's none other than t-w-i-l-i-g-h-t!
You're wiser than you look... as expected of my arch-nemesis. *Cackle*
I'm more interested in the "divide" between an obnoxious customer and an actual one.
I-I'm going to eat, too! I'm on a tight food budget this month, ahem, hem!
5. Part 5
7 linesAnother day, another chance to silence the skeptics of my D-EXITS. *Chuckle*
D, what? What did you say?
D! EXITS! It's an acronym for Deus-EX machina Instigate Trouble Shooter, you buffoon!
How did you punish them?
I sniped a falling leaf from a kilometer away! Child's play for the Magic Bullet Slinger!
You mean there are still folks who challenge you?
They must be envious of my aura, hehe!
6. Part 6
7 linesAlas... the abyss... the connection between me and the abyss... has been severed...
Oh, the Monatium intranet is under maintenance today, isn't it?
The end... The end is here... The end comes once a week...!
I think you need to go on a digital detox.
B-But I have friends there! And they are waiting for me!
If you gaze into an abyss, the abyss gazes back into...
What an old saying. You must be pretty old, huh?
7. Part 7
7 linesAt the Light and Dark Divide, I attained enlightenment. And I returned with this headpiece as my spoils.
Let me borrow that for a second. I think it'll be good for making some broth.
Huh? What? You boil it in water for hours?! Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
It is called a "bone." Also known as a "skull."
That's a funny name. Since I got this skull as my spoils, I'm going to call it "Plunder Skull"!
Unsanitary items are prohibited in our restaurant.
W-Wait a minute! I clean it every day, so it's okay! It's not dirty!
8. Part 8
7 linesHang on! I-I'm not ready yet, don't look this way!
Eh? Didn't you have heterochromatic eyes? How come they are the same color?
Shh! Quiet! I haven't equipped the "Demonic Relic" yet! I told you, I'm still getting ready!
It is unbecoming to attack in the middle of a transformation.
You really know your stuff, Master! I'm impressed!
Why does it take you so long to get ready to eat? The food's getting cold!
I said to wait just a little longer! My bangs are falling into my face!
9. Part 9
7 linesThe clandestine chamber, "DeepNet," where secrets untold and forbidden knowledge lie in vast abundance!
You mean like videos of how to make a phone holder out of a plastic bottle?
H-How did you know? Have you also been dabbling in forbidden knowledge?!
There's a reason no one bothers to visit there.
*Chuckle* Yes, because fear is a thick veil that hides the truth.
There are folks there who write weird works of fiction and stuff, you know?
Th-They're most likely nice folks who are making the most of life, don't you think?
10. Part 10
7 linesArch-nemesis! You hold the truths of this world! One day, I shall vanquish you!
You think that highly of me? Aw, you're making me blush.
Th-That's not it! I said you're my arch-nemesis! My arch-nemesis! Why are you blushing?!
Why are you like this with me? Why do you only torture me?!
Hmph, I have no interest in other fools!
Challenge accepted! Your first trial shall be to do the dishes in the kitchen!
Very well! I shall conduct dishwashing with such flawless precision, that you shall be rendered speechless! Brace yourself!
11. Part 11
7 linesMmm... Truly, the craftsmanship of a culinary maestro who has glimpsed into the Twilight Divide!
...That is a compliment, right?
O-Of course it is! I went out of my way to praise you, so just go along with me here...
Mwahaha, you are deemed worthy of savoring my creations!
Ah, it was magnificent, indeed, culinary maestro...!
Thanks for the compliment, but that doesn't earn you any more freebies.
What? R-Really? I thought that would have earned me something, Master!
12. Part 12
7 linesWhy do you keep staring? Don't tell me... you're fascinated by my D-EXITS?!
I was curious what model your gun was.
T-The model? I'm not sure either... G-Go ask the elves about stuff like that!
You think I can fire it once?
What? U-Um... Oh, that's right! It's too dangerous for you, so I must forbid it!
I was only spacing out.
Oh, don't try so hard to deny it... You're more than welcome to admire it!
13. Part 13
7 linesMaster! How do I win a battle against unseen enemies beyond the abyss?
...Did you get into another flame war on the intranet?
It's not a k-keyboard battle! It's a silent war fought with invisible shots!
That's a waste of time. Put that time into something useful.
Gah... dismissing a sacred duel where honor hangs in the balance as a waste of time?!
The trick is to make your opponent lose their temper first.
Hehe... I see! Do you also have experience fighting battles beyond the abyss, Master?!
14. Part 14
7 linesWhat would you do if the next chapter of a Darknet novel series suddenly stops updating?
I'd find 'em, lock 'em in a room, and feed 'em nothing but mac & cheese until they produced something.
M-Mac & cheese? Is that... tasty?
Maybe I'd try writing a new novel of my own?
Hehe... You think it's that easy to gain the insight to see the truth like I do?
I'd just bail and write something in the comments about how the author should go get a real job or something.
Wh-What? That seems a bit mean...
15. Part 15
7 linesGah! My turf's been overrun with lawless troublemakers lately!
...You mean you've had some rude customers at the convenience store?
That's not a convenience store... It's just chaos incarnate...!
Can't you just chase them all away with your gun?
I-If I mess up the goods doing that, will you cover the damages, Master?!
That is but a trial on the road to true darkness.
Ah... you are right! Only those who can endure this can walk the true path of darkness!
16. Part 16
7 linesUrgh... My rent's due, but no sign of that convenience store paycheck yet.
How about I set you up with a part-time gig here for now?
R-Really? Hehe, I knew you were in need of my dark powers, too!
That's rough. Hope things work out for you!
Uh... that's it? D-Don't you have some, you know, material encouragement to offer?
You should have saved up some money beforehand.
Urgh! Running the Darknet requires serious investment, you know!
17. Part 17
7 linesUntil the day the light of the Black Flash devours the dawn of the world...! Heh, hehe...
Sorry... I really have no idea what you're talking about this time.
Hehe... This time, I was just babbling some nonsense!
...Wanna get kicked out for causing a scene?
N-No! You can't...! I haven't even finished eating yet!
Hmm, the Black Flash would be... and the dawn of the world...
W-Wait! I was just saying some nonsense! Don't read into it!
18. Part 18
7 linesM-Master! Do you have a computer here? Mine broke!
What's wrong? Is it urgent?
Of course it's urgent! I need to check the comments on my post!
This is the Banquet Hall. Of course we don't have one here.
Gah...! Seriously! You're no help when it matters!
You could use this opportunity for some digital detox.
What...?! I've become someone who can't survive a day without the Darknet!
19. Part 19
7 linesAhem! I request an offering of darkness that can satisfy me today!
I accidentally burned some toast earlier... want that?
Urgh...! That's not what I mean by darkness!
Omakase costs extra, though.
E-Extra? But my bank account is in critical condition this month...
You just ate... What more do you want now?!
Er... No amount of dark offerings is ever enough...!
20. Part 20
7 lines...Owl, are the goods ready?
Of course. Here's a box.
Ah, this is definitely it... I'll be in touch!
Of course. Here's a toy.
W-Whoa! A secret weapon imbued with dark energy? I knew this rendezvous was worth it!
Of course. Here's a cake.
Wh-What's this? ...Deliver it to the Sprite Queen? I'm not here to run errands!