Erpin's Intimacy story

Argh! Aaargh! Whyyyy! Why are you making something that's not cake?! I can't enjoy the smell of the cake 'cause of all the other smells getting mixed in!

See? You're sighing too, right? Hurry up and get rid of everything else on the menu!

When serving baked goods, you should only be able to smell baked goods! A restaurant like this with such a hodgepodge of items on its menu lacks professionalism!

I would have if I had the money...! But I just can't resist free cakes!

Sometimes I think... Tasks with complicated processes halfway through are hard to manage due to the unpredictable outcomes.

I am a queen, you know? I worry about these things, too. You really don't think much of me, do you?

Good. You agree, then, right? I can't be bothered to use a fork, so feed me. I'll just keep my mouth open.

Ugh... Are you trying to lecture me? My head hurts, so just get me more food.

Apple juice or strawberry juice? Ayyy... there are too many things to think about in the world!

You can't even tell the difference between fruit flavors? How can you cook anything with such a simple palate?!

Ohh! That's a good idea! That means you'll buy juice for me later, right? Hehe!

Isn't it productive to drink juice since my body can generate productive energy?

Ugh, damn...! I've lost my kingdom management picture diary! Lend me your diary so I can use it to pass Ner's inspection!

Wh-What's the big deal?! I don't see what is wrong with that as long as I get the contents right!

You don't want to lend it to me since you have a lot to catch up on yourself, right? I'll rat on you to Ner first so that I can save myself. Hehe...

Hehe! Don't worry, I've stolen it before to pass her inspection! I do it all the time!

Why does everyone always hit me? They could just use their words when I mess up!

They've reached their limits? Then, they should just increase their limits! Problem solved!

You want me to work even harder than I am now? Sigh... what a complicated world we live in.

A counter move? How? Teach me!

I wonder what kind of place the Weekend Farm is. Sometimes I think I'd like to have a look.

You can do that, Master? I just need to get permission from Ner, right?!

Why not? It's merely a farm at the end of the day.

Eeek! Really? You've been there? Urgh... I can see why everyone's scared of it now.

Ayyy... I'm even tired of cake now. I wanna eat something new...

Skip a meal...? I said I was tired of cake, not tired of eating!

What's the problem?! You can get tired of something you eat every day!

Hmm? What's that? A new pie I've never heard of! I'm excited!

Urrrrgh! I think I have a cramp in my foot! My foot hurts! Do something!

OWWW! Hey! Why'd you do that?! Oh... Now that my head hurts, my foot doesn't hurt anymore...

Oh, the pain suddenly disappeared! Are you a doctor, Master? You're incredible!

Wh-Why you...! You shouldn't be like that, you punk!

Listen! I've figured out the perfect way to share a cake!

Wh-What...?! How did I never realize such an elegant solution...?

I kick everyone out and eat it all by myself! Then I don't have to share! What do you think?

Huh? Why? Don't be ridiculous, all the cakes in the world are fundamentally mine to begin with!

I hope "that thing" I secretly asked for is ready, Master?

Huh? You really don't know? This isn't supposed to happen... You didn't prepare me my boxed meal...?

How could you leave that with Ner?! I asked you to keep it a secret!

Ahh, I see! I must have misunderstood something. See ya! *Takes the box with a smile*

Ugh... Why does everything I like leave me?

Huh? I wasn't really talking about her... but now you're making me miss her all of a sudden!

Don't you get it? Is it really that hard to feed one little sprite?

Really? Great, I'll be counting on you to keep writing in your diary!

That's weird... I haven't seen any sprites who like bean logs, so why do they keep multiplying?

Y-you mean they multiply? Why are you making such a serious face?!

If they're blocks, did the elves make them? What are they made of?

What trophy? Sometimes you say the weirdest things.

Hmm... I should build a wall to keep the werebeasts from crossing into the kingdom.

Ah, those Chow Rebels keep trying to steal my bread! I don't even have enough for myself!

Right? You think it's a good idea too, don't you? Master, you need to start making it tomorrow.

Huh? Of course! But will building a wall make that happen?

Master. I want a cool title too! Say something that sounds impressive!

Hey, that's just repeating my name! ...Why does that feel bad?

Hmm... That's surprisingly not bad? Ner, Head Priestess of the Yggdrasil Order. Ashur, Bakery Owner...

That's just making fun of me! Don't say facts, give me something cool!

Starting is half the battle... half a loaf is better than none... so if I start and then do nothing, the work gets done right away?

I'm already eating. Using my brain made my blood sugar drop.

Huh? Now that I think about it, you're right! I should get some cake right away and keep eating only half of it!

Hehe... I'm a sprite who gets things done when it counts!

Sometimes... I wonder if I'm really qualified to be a queen.

Of course! What sprite doesn't have worries?

Huh? What's there to feel bad about? If you're sorry, give me baked goods! Hand them over quick. Ehehe!

Ugh, don't tease me like that! I'm really gonna get mad!

The elves aren't so bad after all. I gave them a few development permits and they gave me tons of gifts!

Huh? What? Just let it slide this once! Ugh, this is humiliating for the Banquet Hall...

Hmm... It's similar, but... is this something to be praised for? I did well, right?

But she doesn't know, does she? Hehe, then it's fine.

I want to try some new kind of cake... got any good ideas?

You can make cake with rice? Won't the dough not work?

Wh-why would you put fish in cake? Even I think that's a bit...

I guess I should. Thinking about strawberry cake makes me want to eat it again.

Hehehe, from today on, I'm no ordinary sprite.

Hmm... Is that a compliment? Or not?

A sprite with the ability to order food twice at the Banquet Hall.

What, what?! Why didn't you tell me until now? I'm curious, explain quickly!

Ah, I'm so hungry! Bring me everything you have! I'm renting out the Banquet Hall today!

What?! I was just joking?! Now I'm in big trouble, *sob*.

Hehe... Think you can handle me? I'll be looking forward to it!

Where are you going? You're the one that cooks! Geez...