Mayo's Intimacy story

Master. How long must I wait before I can hang you?

Hang your portrait. Hang you. What's the difference?

Master's will is unimportant. It's up to me. Only that matters. Heh, heh... heh...

Urgh... Kinda scary when you spur this on. Gross!

I think my collection is missing one item. Did you steal something, Master?

Uh... heh, heh... heh... a set of cutlery you used.

Good attitude. If you took it, my punishment awaits.

Master doesn't care for things of the world? If I were you, I'd steal them.

Let me pluck your hair for my collection. Need a lot this time.

I'm making Master 2.0 with your hair, by sticking them on a wooden doll one hair at a time.

Heh, heh... I'll cut the hair and leave the roots, so don't worry.

It's a public resource that grows infinitely if you wait. Why are you so difficult?

Order came to seize my collection. You want war?

The Head Priestess? Master has no power to stop her? Tch.

No fair. I bought and found them myself!

No one like you, Master! But, if you get caught, you'll get in trouble. You good?

When is Master's birthday...?

Just tell me! Why so suspicious? Tch.

I see. Heh, heh... I will make the Master's birthday a public holiday. One more day off. Hee, hee.

You don't give me, why should I give you? You want to rob me?

Master's worth. What do you think?

...Correct. But a bit of a jerk.

Master is not ordinary! Master is my fave collection piece.

Your personality, agreed. But an item's value isn't based on personality.

I gave you a drink. Why don't you drink it? You don't like me?

Drink preserves Master! Good for you! Ingredients unimportant!

Saving for later? Will you throw it away? I will check if you drink it later!

I own myself. I am already in the collection. No need to drink it.

Sometimes it's strange, I think. Why am I the only one? There's no competitor that wants to collect Master.

Hmm. True.

...Who? I called dibs. Why do they try to take you away? Zero commercial ethics. Tell me now!

Heh, heh... Cute, Master! Think I let you get away 'cause you said that?

Master's snack. Leftover from last time. Ingredients are poor.

Heh, heh... Keeping my precious in good condition. It's also a collector's skill. Heh, heh, heh...

Improve your nutrition game now. You're my precious. Your body must stay in good condition.

Trash? Not true. I preserved half-eaten snack perfectly. It's mine now.

Master's diaries. Where are they? I saw only one. That's impossible. Why hide them?

It's not obvious? Master writes them! So tell me. Where are they! I'm serious!

Tch, cheater. Need a mind-reading tool. I'll never give up.

I-I know. I am prepared...! It's scary, but I'm determined!

Master, you hear me? Your stare stays blank.

Good attitude. Proper mindset of a collectible.

Copying me right now? Not even doing it properly!

You want me to read this? Grammar dictionary? Too many pages...!

Looking forward to next week's auction. Got the money ready.

Sprites hardly ever come back for pawned items. Lots of stuff gets sold off cheap.

You think money is precious? I look at value.

Need money? If you become part of my collection, I share. Hehe...

I heard there's shocking news. What about?

Sometimes that kind of delusion isn't so bad. Hehe.

Where do you think you're going, my precious...? Not allowed! Stay right there!

Really? If true, might have to do some 'tough stuff' to maintain the value of my precious.

The collectibles you took from the Order—terrible condition! Why confiscate them if you weren't going to take care!

Apology accepted. Next time I'll inspect them again! I trust a collectible-promise.

Master, do you want to get beaten up just enough to not break?

All pointless. This is why the Order is so irresponsible!

Master, here. A bandage. Be careful when cutting fruit.

Can't tolerate scratches! Heal quickly and restore your value!

We know each other, so why act like that? So amateurish.

W-worrying about you is overwhelming too! Not knowing your worth has a limit too!

Master—strangely smiling when you see me lately. It's annoying. Why?

Seeing... me makes you feel good? Hmm... M-Me feel good too...!

As long as you understand me, that matters! My speech is normal!

Wh-what?! Not funny. Didn't laugh.

Blowgun and composure. A collector's essential qualities.

Don't know what you talk about. I have my own unique value.

Ooh! Can't help getting excited when something's valuable!

Quiet... leaves no trace... hehehe...

Other Apostles coming to the banquet hall. Don't like them.

Rude to the Master. Acting carelessly while using someone else's stuff.

What are you talking about? The Master is mine, so why would I be jealous?

...Service work is tough after all. If you quit everything and come to my shop, I can make things comfortable for you.

Seen Marie recently? Haven't seen her in a few days.

Wouldn't do that again, would she? Not helping her down this time.

...Something's not right, is it? Ugh... This is annoying but I'm worried...! I'm going to check on her!

Really? I won't let this slide!

Ugh... The Lil Happee Meal! Can't find it anywhere...! Every location I go to sold out...!

Absolutely not! Despicable people who interfere with fair competition! I'd rather not collect at all!

Give it to me...! What do you want for it...?

I know that, but I still collect! Would you not eat just because food will get digested?