Speaki, Espi VS Ner

It's the long-awaited WWElias!

The fighter of the first match is...!

You mean fighter"s", riiiight?

Ah, right then! Let's waste no time and introduce the fighters for the first match!

Ta-da, it's me, Ner! And here's Espi, the gloomy, dreary friend of cute, lovely Ner!

Hey, Speaki! Who are you calling gloomy and dreary?!

*Sigh*

Today's match is none other than a decisive showdown for Ner's spot!

Huh? Excuse me? That is not what I was told. Arnet, what is going on?

Huh? No... this is news to me, too...? Uhh, Barong?!

Who will be the reeeeal Ner?

A match in the midst of a thrilling situation! Stay tuned!

Wait, that wasn't in the script.

And that last line was mine!

Who caaaares! As long as it's fun, riiiight?

Hey, Speaki! Apologize for calling me gloomy!

The match begins right now!

Riiiight noooow!

Ugh, I'm telling ya, that was my line!

Hey, Speaki! Don't ignore me!

There was a bit of a mishap in the first match, but it's time for the second one!

*Waah*...

Tsk! Can't ya stand up straight?

Buuuut my arms and legs hurt so muuuch...

You oughta thank your lucky stars it's only yer arms 'n legs. I stopped ya from gettin' dragged off by the Head Priestess, after all.

Ugh... W-Weeell...

Alright, alright, there was a brief commotion, but here comes the second match!

The fighter of this match is... wait, what?

What kind of lineup is this? It's completely different from the roster I was given!

Barong!!!! Did ya pull a prank again?!

N-Noooo! It's nothing like thaaaat!

I just thought it'd be way more fun this way, that's aaaaall!

Ya seriously gonna keep going this?!

How am I even supposed to introduce this lineup... ugh...

Huh? Do you really have to explain it? Just wing it!

Introductions are important!

Hmm... Then how about calling it a match between rides and their owners?

BigWood not a ride! BigWood is a Friend!

*Beep* Offensive remark detected. Switching to hostile mode.

H-Huh? Why is everyone so touchy? Friends can give each other rides sometimes!

Ugh. Fine, whatever. Just come at me!

The tension is rising! The crowd is going wild! Here's the fighter entering the arena!

*Hisss, hisss*

Uh... why is the Sprite Queen acting like thaaat...?

Hmm... apparently the strawberry cake she ordered to eat right before the match got completely ruined during delivery.

Hiiiieek...!

Dammit, my strawberry cake...

Shoupan, you little... just you wait... who on earth throws a cake to deliver it?!

The fighter of the third match is the Sprite Queen! I'm telling ya, she looks absolutely terrifying right now!

And her opponent is none other than... please come on out!

Hmm...? Huuuh...? Why isn't anyone coming ooout?

Huh? That's... odd. Hey, challenger! Come on out!

Shoupapapaaang! Got here 5 seconds late because I had another delivery to make!

Gotta finish this match quick and get to the next delivery, so let's get this show on the road!

Shoupan?!

Huh? Your Majesty? What are you doing here?

I was just looking for you, enemy of my strawberry cake! Stay right there!

Huh?! Wh-What's going on?! I already warned you about possible damage to goods during delivery!

WWElias has suddenly kicked off! Tune in right now!

WWElias team battle, unfolding in total chaos!

What's going on? Some kind of group performance?

Festa... it's a team battle, not a group performance.

Ugh... Ner can do just fine on her own.

*Sigh* That's phantoms for you.

Ner is a sprite!

Seriously? If you're a sprite, then what about that sprite standing over there?

A sprite standing over there? Should I know? I couldn't care less!

You might wanna care...

Ugh. Fine, I'll take a look... Eeek!

......

Hey, Head Priestess. She's staring at you.

*Sigh*...

Hahaha! This is gonna be a fun match!

Hey! Let's get started already!

Uhm... Are we going to have a singing contest?

What? As if!

Hmm? Then what is it?

It's a rock-off!

What? Wasn't this supposed to be an acting contest?

AS IF!

Yup, this match is pure chaos, just as expected. Let's kick this thing off!

Eeek...! Speaki wanna forfeit!

Alright, let's go!