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Momo's Story

Momo goes to meet Kommy and still gets treated like a fake ninja as usual. After duplicating Kommy's pillow with ninjutsu, Momo bullies the pillow right in front of Kommy. When the deceived Kommy takes a step back, Momo rejoices at her successful revenge.

6 scenes, 489 lines

1. The Ultimate Lesson

78 lines

The Ultimate Lesson

Inside Werebeast Forest

Kommy

Snooore...

Snore snore snore...

Momo

Kommy? You're sleeping so peacefully.

Nice to meet you. I'm Momo.

I'd appreciate it if you could show some manners.

Kommy

Uh, um...

That's not how you do it... Snore...

Momo

Wake up.

You need to... pay the commission fee.

Kommy

Yaaawn. What? Is it evening already?

You're... that fake ninja?

Momo

Won't you... accept my greeting?

Kommy

Hmph. So you finally came after reading that scroll.

Kommy has already finished greeting you in her dreams.

You didn't even know that... You still have a long way to go.

Momo

Hmm, you seem to interpret things in whatever way is convenient for you.

I, Momo, will no longer be swayed by such petty provocations.

As for me... I'm a first-rate ninja recognized by the Chow Rebels, you know?

Kommy

A first-rate ninja doesn't call herself a first-rate ninja, you say?

Turning a blind eye to debts that poor werebeasts can't repay due to unavoidable circumstances.

That's what makes a first-rate ninja.

Momo

You're neither poor nor unable to pay the commission fee due to unavoidable circumstances!

Phew, I must remain calm.

If I don't keep my wits about me, I'll get caught up in that cunning fellow's schemes again.

I won't waste any more time. I'll try the method that Master Rufo taught me.

Kommy, that pillow looks really fluffy, doesn't it?

Kommy

Sure. But Kommy has no intention of paying with her pillow instead of flower nectar.

So you'd better not start eyeing Kommy's pillow.

Momo

Heh, I don't need it.

I already have the exact same pillow.

Momo-style Ninjutsu, Decalcomania Technique!

Poof-!

Momo

So, how about it?

Kommy

Huh? That's Kommy's pillow!

When did you take it?

Momo

As expected, you think I took what belongs to you.

Yo ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho hot!

Keep your eyes wide open and watch closely.

That fake ninja you ignored... see how I torment these pillows!!!

Kommy

Torment the... pillows?

No way. Give back Kommy's pillow!

Momo

Focus! Gather the magical power circulating in your body to your fingertips....

Then inject it into the pillow in one shot!

BOOM-!

Momo

Ooh, it's so satisfying when it explodes, isn't it?

Kommy

Stop it! Don't torment Kommy's pillow like that!

Momo

Hmm. Your politeness is lacking.

Next is this pillow.

It's going to be split in half!

*Riiiiiiip*

Kommy

Ugh, urgh!

What the heck do you want?

Will paying flower nectar work? How much do you need?

I'll give it to you, please return at least Kommy's last pillow safely...!

Momo

Oh! Finally, you're cooperating!

Just pay the amount we agreed upon when the commission was established, client!

Kommy

Tsk. Kommy was saving those to use you again next time.

Here, take this.

Momo

...98, 99, 100!

This is good. I'll return the one remaining pillow.

Are you ready?

Kommy

Yeah, Kommy's all set for another nap with two pillows.

Fake ninja.

Momo

Ugh, are you going to keep provoking me to the very end!

Take the pillow yourself!

Hyacha! Here it goes, Thunder Bolt Pillow!

Whoooosh-!

Kommy

Kommy's pillow! Kommy has to catch it!

Wadadadadadadat-!

Momo

Hmph, Kommy... You're quite the formidable opponent indeed.

There's no one among the werebeasts who can match that level of smooth talking.

But now, I think I finally understand.

Kommy... can't even tell apart a fake pillow made with a ninjutsu... a fake among fakes!

I don't think I need to worry about Kommy anymore.

I'm going back to being Momo, the peaceful ninja of Werebeast Village!

Yohoho! Revenge successful, how exciting!

2. Momo in Dreamland

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Momo in Dreamland

Elemental Forest

*Shwoop*

Momo

With this, ten whole jars...

It's a decent start.

If I keep following behind that honey bee like this today...

I should be able to collect as much honey as I want.

Swoosh- Swoosh-

Whoooosh-

Momo

Oh! She's already gotten that far!

At this rate, I'll lose her! I need to catch up quickly!

Momo-style Swift Movement Teleportation Technique! Mist Step!

Shashashat!

A few moments later.

Jubee

Huh? This place... looks like where I stored honey earlier, bee.

Why is there no honey here, bee?

Don't tell me... this is that honey evaporation phenomenon I've only heard rumors about, bee.

The phenomenon where the honey I worked hard to collect all day evaporates, and I'm forced to work late, bee...

Hmm... I thought it was just an urban legend, bee.

I guess I absolutely have to find the cause today, bee.

I can't just keep taking it lying down, bee.

*Whooosh!*

Momo

Huh? Honey Bee suddenly stopped and changed her flight path?

There's no precedent for this...

I wonder if something happened?

I sense an ominous aura.

In times like this, the right decision would be to cut my losses and retreat immediately, abandoning any lingering attachment to the remaining honey...

But even if I'm leaving, there's one last bit of honey right in front of me. It should be fine to grab it, right?

Yohoho! This is a matter of ninja pride!

Momo-style Ninjutsu! Invisible Hand!

*Shwoop...*

Jubee

You little... we made eye contact, bee.

Momo

Wh-whaaaat?!!

Honey Bee...! Why are you back here again...!

Jubee

Just as I thought, what we experienced wasn't some natural phenomenon where honey just evaporates, bee.

The bottom of the honey jar was dark, bee.

Momo

Um... I think there's some kind of misunderstanding...

Jubee

No excuses needed, bee.

Big-tailed werebeast, you got caught red-handed today, bee.

Jubee, assemble, bee.

Buzz- Buzz- Buzzzz-

Momo

Oh no!! This is...!

The number of honey bees is increasing!

Jubee

I won't let this slide, bee...

Give me overtime pay, bee...

It's so unfair, bee...

Momo

Ahhhhh! They keep multiplying endlessly!

This place must be... inside the illusory world created by the honey bee!

Ever since I made eye contact with the Honey Bee, my head's been spinning!

Ugh, I need to figure out a way to escape somehow...

Jubee

Hand over the honey, bee...

There's no such thing as a free lunch, bee...

If you don't... I'll torment you forever, bee!!!

Momo

I heard that time flows differently in the illusory world compared to the outside world.

So... if I can't escape from this place...

That literally means I could be eternally tormented by the swarm of honey bees surrounding me...!

A desperate situation... Eternal torment...

Infinite torture... Endless pain and despair!!!

Gyaaaah! Anything but that!

Grumble...

Thud-

Jubee

Buzz buzz buzz-

I just scared her a little, and she collapsed, bee.

To think I've had my honey stolen by such a weak little werebeast all this time, bee...

That should be warning enough, bee.

If she's a normal werebeast, she won't steal our honey anymore, bee.

Let's move her to the Werebeast Forest and call it a day, bee.

Werebeast Village

That afternoon.

Momo

Ugh... Please, someone save me...

From now on, I'll live honestly and work hard without relying on luck...

Hmm nya... Hmm nyarit?!

This place... is the forest where I live.

Did I doze off for a moment?

If only someone were here beside me, I'd ask her to pinch my cheek...

I need a moment to get a grip on reality.

Hmm... Of course, the illusory world and the endless swarm of honey bees... it was all just a dream.

Well, there's no way a honey bee could be an illusion user.

But it wasn't a completely meaningless dream.

I learned the lesson to be more vigilant when stealing honey in the future!

Never succumb to nightmares!

That's what a true ninja does! Yohoho!

Well then... Time to set off to steal honey again!

3. Legendary Tail-Chasing Technique

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Legendary Tail-Chasing Technique

Werebeast Village

You

Hmm. The house call consultation ended earlier than expected.

Even if I hurry back to the Order, I'll just have more work to do...

I should just hang around here for a bit before heading out!

*Plod*- *Plod*- *Plod*-

You

Come to think of it, where did I put that memo pad I brought today...

Did I put it in my pocket?

Rustle-

Thwack-

You

Huh? What's this fluffy cotton candy-like thing...?

Momo

Kyaaah! Where do you think you're touching?!

You

Wh-what?! It's Momo?

Why is your tail in my hand, Momo?!

Momo

That's what I should be asking you, since you're the one grabbing my tail!

First, let go of this! Then we'll talk!

Your choice

No way. Pull the tail

You

I don't want to though. I'm not gonna let it go!

I was curious about this anyway.

If I pull your tail like this, does it stretch out straight?

Momo

Hiyayayaya! Stop it!

Momo-style Emergency Escape Technique! Infinite Flailing!

Hohohohahahaha!

Puff-puff-puff-puff-Puff!

You

Wh-whoa! I haven't even pulled it yet, and you're already kicking your feet!

Don't hit my face! That hurts!

Swoosh-

Momo

Heh, escape successful!

You

Tch, next time I'll definitely get to pull it...

Your choice

I'll let go of your tail because I feel sorry for you.

You

Fine. I'll let you off just this once.

But next time, no mercy, okay?

Momo

Oh, I didn't expect you to let me go so easily.

I-I'm Momo! A ninja who knows how to express gratitude through words and actions!

Thank you for your mercy, Master!

You

Hmm, that's a pretty bland reaction. Maybe I should have given it a tug?

Momo

Eh, ehhh?! What did you just say?!

You

Huh? No! I didn't say anything.

But anyway, Momo... What were you trying to do?

Don't tell me... you were trying to steal my stuff and came rushing at me, only to accidentally get caught by my hand...

That's not it, right?

Momo

Th-there's no way that could be true?!

You

That reaction... seems suspicious.

You definitely stole something...

Rustle- Rustle-

You

Huh? My memo pad! My memo pad is gone!

Momo, you took it, didn't you?

Momo

Tch, you noticed.

But nothing changes.

Since it's in my hands now, this memo pad already belongs to my client!

You

Client? You stole my stuff because someone hired you?

Who was the client that gave you such a sinister mission?!

Spill it!

Momo

Heh, that is top secret.

As a ninja, protecting the client's identity is the most basic of basics!

You

So that's how you're gonna play it, huh?

Then instead of the memo pad, I'll take your tail!

Hand over your tail!

Momo

Eek! Not the tail!

Don't do this! At your big age, Master?!

You

Mwahahaha! That big, fluffy tail! I'm gonna catch it!

Momo

Don't follow me! Uuuugh!

And so, after running around for quite a while playing this game of tail tag...

You

Heh-ek, give up, Momo! Heh-ek, heh-ek!

Momo

Ugh, you really don't know when to quit! You're persistent!

Hm? I sense something suspicious in the area.

The direction of this presence... Southeast, perhaps...?

Heh, he-hahahaha!

Master, look over there!

Something is approaching!

You

Ha! Such cliché tricks won't work on me!

Momo

That's not what I mean! This is real!

Mayo is doing backflips...!

And she's getting closer and closer to us!

Get out of the way!

You

What?! Mayo is doing backflips?!

Momo

Opening found!

Hiya! Momo-style Teleportation Technique! I'm gonna disappear, ya!

Bang-!

You

Huh? There's nothing here...!

Grr, that ninja... I let my guard down!

My memo pad...It ended up getting stolen.

The tail... I wanted to touch it...

But wait, how does Momo know Mayo?

......

Well, well, well... It seems I've figured out who the client is.

Sigh... Mayo... When I see her later, I'll have to ask for my memo pad...

4. We Are All Friends

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We Are All Friends

Kidian's Roost

Momo

This place is... the entrance to a cave?

Ohhh...? There is a cave in a place like this?

This is dragon territory, so... could this be the roost where an anonymous dragon lives?

Well, that's what I'd say... but the entrance looks a bit small.

Now that I've come this far, there's no turning back.

Whatever trials and fears await in there...

Momo, the first-class ninja, will face them with an indomitable spirit!

A few moments later.

Momo

Hmm, someone's warmth still lingers here.

It seems the owner of this roost is away.

I know it's not polite to enter someone's home without permission, but...

How can I resist something so interesting?

Kidian

Who... are you?

Momo

Oh, hello there!

Are you the owner of this roost?!

Kidian

Yeah. This is my home.

You look like a werebeast...

Did you maybe take a wrong turn?

Momo

Um, let's just say that's the case for now!

I am Momo, the first-rate ninja of Werebeast Village!

Nice to meet you, kind host!

Kidian

Ah, I'm called Kidian.

Momo

Ooh, Kidian! The name suits your appearance perfectly!

By the way, I had no idea there was a dragon with a similar height to mine.

The cave entrance is so small, I never would have thought it was where a dragon lived!

Kidian

Ah... I see.

This is just an unremarkable dragon's cave, like you said.

If you want to meet other dragons, just head out that way.

Well then... take care.

Momo

Huh?! Unremarkable, you say!

What a beautiful and cozy roost this is!

Oh, wait... Kidian, are you upset about being called small?

Kidian

... I'm not upset.

I'm just ashamed of my small self.

Momo

Why are you ashamed of being small?

There are so many good things about being small!

I can spot flowers on the ground faster than anyone!

I never have to worry about bumping my head on most ceilings!

I can take a little rest in the shade of tall people!

I can move more nimbly too!

And, what else is there...

Kidian

Hehe.

Momo

Oh! Are you feeling a bit better now?

Kidian

Yeah. Thanks.

I can see now that you weren't trying to make fun of me.

Momo

I'm glad we cleared up the misunderstanding!

Is it okay if I hang out here for a bit today?

Um, I, Momo! I want to be friends with you!

Kidian

Playing with me... might not be fun though.

Would that be okay?

Momo

Of course it's okay! Even this conversation we're having right now is plenty of fun!

You should have more confidence!

Kidian

Yeah, thanks.

Let's hang out together. Just relax and take your time.

About three hours later.

Momo

Boom-chigi, bang-chigi!

MC Momo! Here we go!

Tsk tsk, yo-yo!

Doom-tta! Doom-doom-tta! Doom-tta! Doom-doom-tta!

Squeak-ki-squeak-ki-squeak-ki!

Great! Let's do that one more time!

Kidian

Ah, got it!

Momo

Boom-chigi, bang-chigi!

And so the two of them beatbox and dance until the night is nearly over.

The two are overjoyed to meet a friend who shares their hobby after such a long time.

Of course, Kidian's neighbors might be a little startled by the passionate beatboxing echoing from Kidian's cave.

5. Legendary Toy

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Legendary Toy

Werebeast Village

Rufo

The fourth block, it's number 8!

Momo

Yo-ho-ho! Wrong!

Master Rufo, please open the fifth block!

Rufo

Grr, I lost the psychological battle. How frustrating!

Tig

Hey, Momo! Haven't you seen Rufo?

What? So you were here after all?

Momo

Oh, former leader Tig! How have you been?

Tig

Momo, I have something to tell you!

Momo

Huh? You mean me?

Tig

Yeah, that's right. Do you know a blacksmith named Bana?

Momo

Banana?

Tig

Looks like you don't know her.

Perfect, I was thinking of introducing a really good friend to you specifically, Momo.

Momo

Specifically... to just me?!

Tig

That's right. You know about the forge in Werebeast Forest, don't you?

Momo

Ah, that place... I've seen it a few times during reconnaissance!

Tig

The owner there is my friend Bana!

Tell her I sent you and ask her to make you some legendary weapons!

Shuriken, throwing stars, smoke bombs, stuff like that!

Momo

Legendary... weapons?

There's someone in the Werebeast Village who can make such things?

I, Momo, want to rush to the forge right away!

Rufo

Huh? Finish the game you were playing first...!

Tig

Ahem! I'll take Rufo with me, so don't worry about it, okay?

Momo

Kugh... As expected of the former leader!

I'm overwhelmingly grateful!

Vana's Forge

A little later, at Bana's Forge.

Bana

Hm? A customer?

Welcome, friend!

Momo

Greetings! I am Momo, the first-rate ninja of Werebeast Village!

Nice to meet you, Master Blacksmith!

Bana

Ah, so you're Momo? I've heard a lot about you from Tig.

Momo

Did former leader Tig tell you stories about me?

What did she say? I'm curious!

Bana

Hmm. What was it again?

Something about being a shameless troublemaker who habitually steals Rufo away?

Momo

A sh-shameless troublemaker?!

Bana

Yeah. But she didn't only say bad things.

When you come here, she asked me to modify your weapon to make it super cool!

So, friend! If you have a weapon you want modified, just leave it to me!

Momo

Ooh... So legendary weapons are born through a process called modification!

And it doesn't matter what material the weapon is made of?

Bana

Of course! Have you ever seen a blacksmith who's picky about weapons?!

Momo

Then... please wait just a moment!

Here, please modify this!

Bana

Wow! It's so small and cute!

Awesome! Just wait a bit, I'll work hard to modify it for you!

A few hours later.

Bana

Momo! The modification is done!

Momo

It's finally finished! Thank you for all your hard work!

Bana

It was nothing.

I'll quickly explain what I modified and how, so listen carefully, okay?

First, a smoke bomb with confetti instead of flour.

You can use it to confuse opponents or throw surprise celebration parties.

Second, a bread knife dagger!

I modified the dagger by adding fine saw teeth to make it into a bread knife!

It's useful for eating bread or opening chow cans!

Third, the plastic disc shuriken!

I made the heavy, small shuriken as big as a plate to make it light and large!

If you throw it anywhere, Butter will happily pick it up and bring it back!

Momo

These are... legendary weapons?

Even being as generous as possible, they're legendary toys at best!

I trusted the former head of the Tig family...

To think you'd pull such a trick to separate me from Master Rufo!

Bana

Friend? Are you listening?

Momo

Huh... hohohohahahaha!!!

I suddenly remembered something I left at home, so I must return!

I'll make good use of the improved items! Goodbye!

Bang-!

Bana

Huh, huh? She already left? Must have been in a real hurry.

What did she drop? Is that a log?

Hehe, they dropped it at my house, so it's mine!

Inside Werebeast Forest

A little later, in front of Momo's house.

Momo

Phew! Safe return complete!

These spoils of war that came with me... I should share them with the young werebeasts!

I, Momo, am no longer a child, so I don't need them!

I'll have to make new weapons, but... it can't be helped.

Grr, next time I absolutely won't fall for the schemes of former leader Tig!

Careful, and more careful! Stay alert, and stay even more alert!

6. Why I Became a Ninja

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Why I Became a Ninja

Inside Werebeast Forest

You

Siiiiigh...

Listen up, whoever sent a "warning thingy" to me, the head of this Order, this morning!

First off, your warning letter is wrong from the title!

It's not "warning thingy," it's "warning letter"!

And the main text... I can't even tell what you wrote!

Do you know how long it took me to find the meeting place?

So if you have something to say, come out right now...!

Huh? That house... I've never seen it before, right?

Is there a werebeast living in a house built in the trees?

Slither-

Momo

Master! Hello there!

You

Eek, you scared me!

M-Momo! When did you get here!

Momo

I thought you might not be able to find me, so I was just about to come out to meet you!

But seeing that you're here...

You've already figured out that I, Momo, was the one who sent the warning letter!

You

Ah, that house... so it's your house?

Who else but you would stick a shuriken in a warning letter...

And that warning letter... Isn't that written on that memo pad you stole from me last time?

Momo

Oh...! What a fresh approach to deduction!

As expected of the Order's leader! I'm once again impressed by your greatness!

The reason you are so extraordinary... could it be because you possess that long, slender body?

Sometimes I really feel envious!

You

Ahaha, is that how it works?

Still, wouldn't having a small body be more advantageous for ninja activities?

Momo

Hmm, I suppose it would be best to master flexible and excellent ninjutsu that allow one to transform into various body types according to the time and situation.

I, Momo, have been training day and night for this very purpose!

You

Oh, as expected of the Werebeast Village's top ninja! Amazing!

Ahem! Anyway, let's get back to the main topic.

Momo, what's the reason you sent me that warning letter?

Momo

Obviously... because it looks cool?

To summarize the contents of the warning letter...

Master, I'd like to take a brief rest after such a long time today. Would you like to take a leisurely stroll together?

That's roughly what it said!

You

A stroll? Where would you like to go?

Momo

I, Momo, would be happy to go anywhere with you!

...is what I'd like to say, but today there's a place I want to visit!

You

A place you want to visit? Where do you want to go?

Momo

Elemental Lake. Usually, when I visit there, the water elementals keep splashing water everywhere, which is troublesome.

If I go with you, maybe the elementals will splash a little less water?

You

Well... I don't think they'll splash less rather than more...

But let's go anyway. I'll block as much water as I can with my body!

Momo

Yohoho! That's very reassuring! Let's head to the lake!

Elemental Mountain Lake

A little later, at the Elemental Mountain lake.

You

Naia's not here? Did she step away for a moment?

Momo

Oh, I can enjoy a very peaceful stroll.

This is a good sign. Today's walk will surely be the best walk ever!

Master! Since we're here anyway, how about trying some beginner ninja training with me?

You

Ninja training? Does that mean I can become a ninja?

Momo

No. Master, you're taking ninjas too lightly.

Since you haven't even reached apprentice ninja level yet and are still a 'fake,' beginner training won't even come close to cutting it.

You

Fake... that sounds kind of harsh...

Then what do I need to do to become a ninja?

Momo

Hmm, natural talent is indeed necessary!

You

What a cruel world... So even being a ninja comes down to talent in the end.

Momo

There's no need to be disappointed.

Based on how you caught my tail last time, you already possess ninja talent in the top 31%!

You

What's with that oddly specific percentage...?

But now I'm suddenly curious about something.

Momo, how did you end up becoming a ninja?

Momo

You mean me?

The reason I became a ninja... is related to the first ninja scroll I ever saw.

Coincidentally, it was lying right in the middle of Werebeast Forest where I often walk.

The moment I opened it and read it, I, Momo, realized something.

Ah, I'm already a ninja, and I'm destined to live as a ninja from now on!

You

By any chance... did that scroll have pictures drawn in it?

Momo

Huh, what? How did you know?

It was a scroll that had some ninja's journey recorded in detail through pictures.

Unfortunately, I can't tell you the title of the scroll since I need to maintain secrecy, so please understand!

You

Must be a ninja manga book that the elves dropped...

Well, whatever. No matter what she read, as long as Momo became a great ninja, that's all that matters.

Ahaha, I see. That's amazing.

Momo

Hehe, thank you, Master!

You

Huh? What are you talking about?

Momo

I've always wanted to tell someone my story at least once...

Until now, no one has ever asked me why I became a ninja.

Seeing how you think about the Apostles of the Order and consider them so carefully...

You truly are a wonderful leader for the Order!

You

Haha. You'll make me blush.

Shall we walk over there this time?

Momo

Yay! This is great!

Whoa?! Look over there! There are tons of flowers that look like they're full of honey!

I'll run ahead first, follow me right away!

Scurry!

You

H-hey! Momo! Let's go together!

The walk with Momo that day was so much fun.

I want to believe that Momo, who ran around cheerfully throughout the walk, was happy too.