Ashur & Picora VS Naia & Silphir

Well, folks, thanks to all the love y'all showed us, WWElias is back!! We're kicking things off with a good ol' team match!!

On one team, the bakery owner and her disciiiiiple!

Facing them, the Water Elemental and Sapphire Dragon!

Hey! Who the heck are you calling a bakery owner?!

And I'm not her disciple, okay?! Can I please get a new partner?!

...Nope, that's not happening.

Do you know how much damage you did to my business after you ran off with those flyers?!

This match is on you! You'd better carry us to a win! You hear me?!

What?! Why me? I signed up to learn magic, not to become some dough-pounder!

If anyone should "carry us to a win," it should be you, Ex-Sensei Ashur!

Wh-Why you ungrateful little...!!

Look! Those guys are fighting among themselves! At this rate, we've got this in the—

Hey, why don't we fight too, then, Silphir?

Taste my water gun! Pew, pew!

Argh, ptoo, ptoo!!

*Sigh* Could you maybe take this duel a little more seriously, Naia?

But I AM taking it seriously! It's just that your reactions are hilarious!! Pew, pew!

Blech, ptoo, ptoo! Geez, will you stop?!

They're literally fighting each other... Is this gonna be okay?

A big ol' free-for-all might be fun too, y'know! But once the match begins, I reckon they'll get on the same page!

Alriiiight! Whatever the case, let's start the maaaatch!!

Oh, hello, Speaki! Funny seeing you here!

Oh, who do we have here? If it isn't Blanchet!

I may have narrowly lost in the acting battle, but when it comes to fighting, I absolutely will not lose!

E-Excuse me? You mean punching and hitting each other? I-Is there something I've done to make you angry?

Huh...? What are you talking about? We've all gathered here to brawl, haven't we?

Or are you just acting clueless because you're scared of my fighting spirit?

H-Huh? S-Sorry, I think I may have misunderstood something... Er, isn't this an acting competition...?

Huh? This here's WWElias! It's where folks step up for a heated showdown!

...Don't tell me you're trying to back out of the battle now?!

N-No, it's not that, it's just...

I think I've made a huge mistake...

Oh, well. I suppose I can turn this into an opportunity!

From here on out, I shall go full method... I will become... a battle-crazed maniac!

.........

Bahaha! You're definitely shaking in your boots! No matter how good you are at acting, you're definitely no match—

...WAHAHAHA!!

Eek!

Ahhh... Fine! You want a battle?! You're the one who asked for this!

We'll go... until one of us falls! Wahaha!!

Well, I'll be!! What a sudden burst of spirit right there! That's what I'm talking about!!

Hmm... Why does it feel like I've heard someone else say that before?

Oh, now, that ain't nothin' worth worrying over! Now then... let's get this match started!!

Ugh...!

Butter got fooled again like a dummy... Butter was supposed to get many, many cans of chow... Waaaah!!

That's right, Butter. Since you fall for it every time, Kommy can't stop herself either.

Next time, think things through more carefully before deciding. Kommy says this because Kommy feels bad.

...O-Okay. Sorry, Kommy! Next time, Butter will think more and won't get tricked!

But why did we come here this time, Kommy? Does Butter have to fight again?

Listen carefully, Butter. When the bell rings, Kommy will run at you.

Then you just lie down and shout that you surrender! That's it, okay?

Wh-What happens then...?

And then, that dragon commentator over there is gonna give Kommy ten whole bags of snacks! That'll make Kommy very happy!

R-Really? Okay! Butter will do as you say, then!

Now hang on there a sec!! Yeah, the snack deal's real, but I didn't say that you could rig the whole match!!

If you're not gonna fight for reaaal, you can kiss those snacks goodbyeeee!!

D-Did you hear that, Kommy? Looks like Butter has to fight for real!!

Hmm... Kommy supposes there's no other choice. Butter, you should fight properly, too!

...But then, Kommy will be very sad!

Ugh, Butter doesn't want that!!

B-Butter will think things through carefully before deciding, as you told her to earlier, Kommy!

...Butter finished thinking for a very long time! Butter will have to fight for real so that Kommy can get the ten bags of snacks!

Tch...

...R-Right, we're all good then? Let's hurry this up and start the match!

Alriiiight... There's no time to waste, so let's start the maaaatch!!

Now folks, today is the last day of WWElias! Sure is a shame to see it end, ain't it...?! But don't you worry! We've prepared a real special showdown for y'all!

A battle of pride between Sprite Kingdom and Witch Kingdom!! Sprite Queen Erpin versus Witch Queen Belita!!

Wh-Whaaaaat?!

Urgh, what the hell?! I was just going to knock around whoever showed up and win a big pile of baked goods!!

H-how can this be?! Don't tell me you're my opponent, Erpin!

B-Belita...!

I should have the organizers captured and reprimanded! How could they expect me to fight against my beloved little sister?!

Er... U-Um, i-it's okay, Belita!

Hm? What do you mean?

I-I'll just forfeit! Hehe, let's just say that you won this, Belita!

E-Erpin...

You're thinking of everyone else, aren't you? You fear my anger might trouble them, don't you?

H-Huh...?

...Er, sure! Wh-Whatever you just said, hehe!

How thoughtful of you, my little sister! I am proud of you.

Heh, hehe...! Okay then, I'll start heading ba—

I realize now how foolish I was. Since we've been matched as opponents, it's only right that I see how much you've grown.

Come, Erpin! Do not hold back. Show me everything you have learned!

Wh-What...?

...H-Hey! Where's the ref here? I forfeit! I said I forfeit!!

Now what in the world are you saying?! You can't back out after the fight's already begun! Y'all, ready?! Fight!