Trickcal: Chibi Go story · Apostle stories

Lethe's Story

Lethe visits Werebeast Forest and makes a wager with Butter and Master: whoever can wake Kommy wins some snacks. Butter and Master fail completely, but as soon as Lethe points her laser Kommy snaps awake and excitedly chases it around. Lethe wins the bet and suggests they enjoy the snacks together.

6 scenes, 530 lines

1. Kommy loves lasers!

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Kommy Loves Lasers!

Werebeast Forest, Late Afternoon

Butter

Waah... The sun is already going to sleep... When is Kommy going to wake up...?

You

Yeah... How long has she been asleep again?

Butter

Since yesterday afternoon...

You

Yikes, if she's been sleeping for that long, she must be sick or something.

Butter

If you leave Kommy alone, she can sleep for a week! Isn't that cool?!

You

I-Is it...?

I guess that means she's not sick... That's fortunate.

Butter

But Butter wants to play with Kommy... Butter's been waiting since yesterday... Waah...

You

You looked bored, so I didn't want to leave you alone. I was gonna leave once Kommy woke up, but I guess that's not happening...

Butter

Do you think Kommy is hungry? Butter brought some snacks to share with Kommy...

You

Hmm... I am not sure she is...

Butter

Huh? Why?!

You

On my way here, it appeared that someone had foraged the holes you've dug, Butter.

Butter

What?!

You

And... this is a secret... Wanna hear?

Butter

Huh...? A seeeecret...?! Yes!!

You

Around those holes, I saw a bunch of cat pawprints!

Butter

Urgh... uuurg... eeeeeeek!!

You

Butter? Are you okay?

Butter

Yeeees... B-Butter's fine! Maybe Kommy was really hungry...? Heh... heh... heh...

You

I wasn't blaming Kommy! Or anyone in particular...

Just then, someone could be heard rustling through the bushes.

Butter

Oh, someone's coming! Who could it be?!

Butter's tail, which had drooped, suddenly begins to wag rapidly.

Lethe

Kommy? Are you there?

Butter

Oh, it's Lethe!

You

Is this someone you know, Butter?

Butter

Yes, Master! Kommy likes playing with Lethe, so we hang out a lot! Kommy and Lethe have played together many times!

You

Ah, I see... Nice to meet you, Lethe!

Lethe

What the... Why are you so big?

You

H-Huh?

Butter

Lethe! This is Master!

Lethe

Ah, so you're Master... Speaki mentioned you. You're as big as she said you were.

You

Should I take that as a compliment...?

Butter

Master is waiting for Kommy to wake up with Butter!

But Kommy is still sleeping... She's been sleeping since yesterday and hasn't woken up...!

Lethe

Really? That's too bad, I wanted to hang out with Kommy...

Butter

Butter also wanted to hang out with Kommy since yesterday, but she didn't wake up... Butter is very bored...

You

Bored? But we have been hanging out this whole time! I even told you a secret!

Lethe

...How about we make a wager?

Butter

A wager? On what, on what?!

Lethe

Let's make a bet on who can wake Kommy up first.

Butter

Wow! That sounds super, duper fun! Let's do it!

You

You're right! We should have tried waking her up instead of waiting around all this time! Why didn't we think of that?!

What do we win...?

Butter

This! They get the snacks Butter brought to eat with Kommy!

Lethe

Sure. Let's go in order of whoever has waited the longest.

Butter

Me! Butter's first! Kommy! Wake up—

Lethe

Wait! What are you trying to pull here? You have to say "Start the clock!" before you start!

Butter

Okay! Start the clock!

You

This is suddenly more intense... It feels like an actual competition now...

Butter

Kommy... it's time to wake up now... Butter's so bored, Kommy...

Lethe

What? That's it?

You

It doesn't look like that worked...

Lethe

Shouldn't you at least try to shake her awake?

You

Yeah, as strong as you are, a flick to the forehead will wake them up Butter.

Butter

But Butter doesn't wanna hurt Butter's friend... Kommy, hurry up and play with Butteeeer... Waah...

Lethe

That's it! You're out! Next!

Butter

Waaaaah! Okaaaay...

You

Okay, it's finally my turn.

Butter

Show us what you can do, Master!

You

Force Kommy's eyelids open.

There! That should do it—

Butter

Eeeek! Kommy's eyes! They've rolled back!!!

Lethe

Oh, that's gross. Close them.

You

Pull Kommy's pillow out from under her.

There! How's that?!

Butter

Aaaah! Kommy! I hope you're okay, Kommy's head...

Lethe

Hmm... Nothing happened.

You

Her head banged on the floor that hard, and she still didn't wake up?! Unbelievable.

Lethe

Aren't you being too rough on her just to win this wager?

You

Y-You're right... Sorry, Kommy.

Lethe

Get outta the way. It's my turn now.

You

Hmph, I doubt it'll be any different for you.

Butter

Even Butter failed, and she is Kommy's closest friend!

Lethe gives a knowing look, takes out a laser pointer and shines it in Kommy's face.

You

Huh? A laser pointer?

Butter

Wooow!!! It's a light! A red light is coming out!!!

You

You're silly. How're you gonna wake her up with that—

Butter

Yaaaay!!! Kommy woke up!!!

You

Unbelievable! She was out as if she were in hibernation! How could something like that revive her?!

It was as if she hadn't been sleeping at all. Kommy starts charging after the laser like a butterfly in a field—no, more like a raging bull!

Lethe

See that?

You

Er...

Butter

Wooow! Kommy's out of control! It's soooo cool! Yay!

Kommy

Lethe! More red light! Hurry!! Kommy can run more!

Lethe

I will shine the laser more later, but for now let's have some snacks. Where are the snacks Butter?

Butter

Oh! Waah... okaaaay...

Butter's tail, which looked like it might lift her off the ground from all the wagging, droops down.

Kommy

Kommy ate a lot yesterday, so Kommy is not hungry.

Butter

What exactly did you fill up on, Kommy?

You

Whoa, Butter's acting strange... she keeps baring her teeth!

Butter

Butter didn't eat snacks or play at all because Butter was waiting for Kommy...

You

My Master senses are tingling... This calls for...

Wooow, I'm SO hungry! Ugh, I haven't had anything all day. You know, it'd be nice if we could all share those snacks together!

Butter

Grrrrrrr... I... I...

You

A-AHEM! It'd be REALLY nice if we could all peacefully share some nice, sweet snacks together! We'd all feel better and become happier...

Lethe

What do you think, Kommy?

Kommy

Hmm? What?

Lethe

Those guys want to have snacks too. Wanna share?

Kommy

Kommy's okay with that! Let's all enjoy them together!

Lethe

Come. Let's share.

Butter

Wooow!! Really?! Yaaaay!!!!

Butter's tail, which had drooped, suddenly begins to wag rapidly.

You

Phew... I should pat myself on the back for saving Werebeast Forest once more...

2. Blah, Blah, Laser, Blah, Blah, Pointer

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Blah, Blah, Laser, Blah, Blah, Pointer

Monatium Avenue

Lethe

Wanna see a magic trick?

Festa

Magic? You mean that shocking act of defiance against reality?

Lethe

If that's what you wanna call it, sure. So? Wanna see it?

You

Hm? Lethe's gonna do a magic trick?

Festa

Hmm... what kind of magic trick?

Lethe

If you agree, I'll show you.

Festa

Urgh... I'm super curious...

Lethe

Do you wanna see it or not?

Festa

I gotta know... This curiosity is holding me captive, and I can't break free!

Lethe

Is that a yes or a no?

Festa

Of course! Whatever it takes to free myself!

Lethe

Okay, then. You gotta pay upfront.

Festa

Here! Just hurry up and show me! I crave that freeing feeling of defying reason!

Lethe

Ready, Festa?

Festa

Of course, Lethe. Gimme a taste of that freedom!

Lethe

Okay, then. Look over here.

Lethe points her laser in Festa's eyes suddenly, and waves it around wildly.

Lethe

Wanna see a magic trick?

Festa

Magic? Er... You mean that shocking act of defiance against reality...?

You

That's enough!

Lethe

What the...?

Your choice

What do you think you're doing to Festa with that laser pointer?!

Lethe

What did I do?

You

I just saw everything! What are you trying to pull here?

Your choice

Give me that laser pointer right now!

Lethe

Why? It's mine, I found it in Monatium.

You

That's not the point! Just how much did you fleece from Festa?!

Lethe

Get outta the way! What's it to you?! You get a taste too, Master!

Before she finishes speaking, Lethe flashes the red light into Master's eyes.

You

Argh! You blinded me! My eyes!

Black dots float across Master's vision. It becomes hard to see...

Festa

Hurry up and show me the magic trick! You promised!

You

Snap out of it and check your wallet, Festa!

Lethe

Wh-What the...? Why didn't your memory get erased, Master?

You

What are you talking about? Why would my memory get erased?

Lethe

This can't be... Fine... Here's another taste!

You

Urgh... Dammit! Will you stop it with that thing?!

Festa

Is this the magic trick? Ohh... a magic trick that instantly makes Master miserable?!

You

Why would that be a magic trick?! Also, how much money did she steal from you, Festa?

Lethe

Th-This is strange... This doesn't make sense...

Festa

Huh? Lethe ripped me off?

Lethe

F-Fine! I'll just give the money back, okay?

Festa

What? Why are you giving me money, Lethe?

You

I'm not exactly sure how you did it, but you can't just take money from other folks like this.

Festa

Lethe took my money?

Lethe

Why the heck are you butting in, Master?

You

Festa works hard to earn money, screaming all day.

Festa

Scream? When did I scream? My voice carries a rock song of freedom!

You

Always getting picked on by Amelia, and recently got her driver's license revoked...

Festa

Amelia is just a clueless government dog. I won't bend a knee to her!

You

Listen, I'm on your side, Festa. Read the room, will ya?

Festa

Oh, really?

You

Anyway, it's not right to steal money from a hard worker with your strange methods, Lethe.

Lethe

Can you blame me? It's been fun, so I don't care.

You

Festa was just an appetizer for you, wasn't she? You feasted on the trust of all those other elves, too, didn't you?!

Lethe

Wh-What are you talking about?!

You

Did you steal other things too? Not just money?! How much did you get away with exactly?!

Lethe

Uh, I dunno. I don't remember.

Festa

Did you mention an appetizer? A feast? Good timing... I'm feeling hungry.

You

You don't remember?! YOU tricked them! Don't lie to me!

Lethe

Ah, I seriously can't remember.

You

Ugh! At least do me the favor of pretending to actually think about it!

Lethe

I'm exhausted from hanging out with Festa for so long. I'm gonna go home and rest.

You

What?

Festa

You hung out with me for a long time, Lethe?

You

Hey, I know you're trying to run away!

Lethe

Master talks way too much. My ears hurt.

You

I'M in the wrong here? ME?! Not you, but ME?!

Festa

When did we start hanging out? Why can't I remember...?

Lethe

Ugh, you're so annoying... Please stop talking.

You

Okay, stop beating around the bush and answer me. Just how much did you take from everyone?!

Festa

What did we do together?! I seriously can't remember a single thing!

Lethe

Ugh, GEEZ!

Lethe jumps to her feet and points the laser into her own eyes!

Lethe

Uuuuuuh... Where am I? What is this plaaaaace?

You

Lethe? What's wrong?

Lethe

Heeheehee... I feeeeel sooooo goooood... Hee... hee... heeeeee.

You

What the... That's creepy... Festa, do you know what's going on with her...?

Festa

I have no idea. Why is she slurring her words all of a sudden?

Lethe

Heeeey... do yoooou guys wanna feeeeel goooooood, tooooo...?!

With her eyes half closed, Lethe begins to shoot her laser over and over again at Festa and Master, who had frozen in shock.

Lethe

Waheehee... Let's aaaaall feeeeeel goooooood togeeeether, okay?!

You

Ugh, again with that laser! Will you stop it with that?!

Festa

Huh? Master? Lethe? What are you two doing here?

You

What? What's wrong with you now?!?!?! What the heck is happening right now?!

Lethe

Huuuuh? Maaaaaster, are youuuu froooooowning?

I'll do it oneeeee moooooore tiiiiime for yoooooou, Maaaaaster!

Smiling brightly, Lethe does her best to aim at Master's pupils and fires.

You

Ahhh, my eyes!!

Lethe

Someone's waaaaaalking byyyyy. Heeeere! I'll shoooooot yoooou tooooo! Yooou get a laaaser shot, and yoooou get a laaaaaser shot!

Lethe starts indiscriminately shooting her laser at every elf passing through the streets of Monatium.

Lethe

Baaaaaam...! Everyooone's gooonna... haaave fuuun...!

Ooooone more fooooor yoooou, Maaasteeeer. Seeeeecoooonds for Feeeeestaaaa toooo!

Festa

Huh? What am I doing here? What the hell? Wait, what was I just saying about hell?

You

Stop! Please stop!!! You're really gonna get it when I get my hands on you, Lethe!

3. Look, the Flashy Laser Flashes

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Look, the Flashy Laser Flashes

Sprite Palace, Corridor

You

Lethe... you little rascal. Just wait until I get my hands on you! Arrrgh!

Erpin's loud, angry voice travels from the far end of the corridor. And who do we find standing next to her?

You

Erpin? What's wrong-... You!!!

Lethe

Yikes, Master?!

Erpin

Good timing, Master! This little punk...

You

Freeze, punk!

Lethe

How did you find me?

Erpin

Master, listen! This little punk took my big, precious cake and—

You

You had the nerve to blind me and run away?! You thought I wouldn't find you?!

Lethe

You deserved it! That's what you get for annoying me!

Erpin

Why aren't you listening to me?! Master, did you hear what I said?!

You

Huh? Uhhh... I heard you, but... uh, could you start over?

Erpin

I was carrying this super yummy-looking cream cake like this...

Lethe

The queen bumped into me, and she dropped her cake.

Erpin

Yeah, that's right—Wait, no! You left out the important part! She came running without looking and ran right into me!

You

I see. No wonder the floor's such a mess.

Erpin

Yeah... This cake should have been melting slowly in my mouth... *Sob* It's all that punk's fault!

Lethe

You should've gotten out of the way.

Erpin

Look at her! She should be on her knees begging for forgiveness!

Erpin must really be frustrated. Her squeezy cheeks have puffed up more than usual.

Erpin

And, can you believe it?! She then tried to shoot some sort of red laser beam into my eyes!

You

What?! She shot a laser? At you, too?!

Erpin

Yeah! Listen. If you don't get me another cake, I'm gonna tell Ner on you! You'll be in big trouble then.

Lethe

Huh, that's weird...

Erpin

Oh, so you agree that you're weird! Well, then, I want my apology and my cake!

Lethe

Why does she still have her memories?

You

You're okay after being hit by her laser? No headaches or anything?

Erpin

Huh? Is that laser supposed to hurt?

You

Strange... You don't feel like you forgot something, right?

Erpin

Forgot something? Forgot what?

You

Oh...

Wait...

Maybe it had no effect because she can't remember anything anyway...?

Lethe

They say ignorance is bliss... Is this the perfect example?

Erpin

Hmph! You guys are making fun of me, aren't you?!

I'm telling on both of you to Ner!

Lethe

Wait a minute.

Erpin

Hah. That scared you, didn't it?

Lethe

I'll buy you a new cake.

Erpin

Huh?! For real?!

Lethe

Yeah. For real.

Erpin

Okay, let's go straight to Ashur's Bakery now! Let's goooooo!

Erpin excitedly tries to rush right out of the palace right away.

Your choice

Erpin! You should get that apology first! Is the new cake all that matters to you?!

Erpin

Don't you know the saying, "Fight cake with cake"?!

You

Never heard of it.

Erpin

Of course you haven't! I just made it up!

Your choice

Do you even have money, Lethe?

Lethe

Uh, excuse me. D-Does it look like I wouldn't be able to afford something like that, Master?

You

Oh, yeah? You sure about that?

Erpin

Ugh, seriously! What are you doing, Master?! We need to go get a cake!

Lethe

E-Exactly! So stop getting in the way and be quiet!

Erpin

By the way, Lethe... I'd like this cake... and maybe one more?

Suddenly, Lethe starts bombarding Erpin's eyes with her laser!

You

Erpin!! Are you okay?!

Erpin

Urrgh... Ugh... unnnngh...

You

Hey, why do you keep shooting that into everyone's eyes?! What the heck is that?!

Erpin

What are you doing here, Master...?

You

Huh? What do you mean, Erpin?

Erpin

Oh, my head... What the...?! Did you slam my cake into the ground, Master?!

You

What's wrong with you? You said you dropped it when you bumped into Lethe earlier...

Erpin

Me? When? Where? What? How? Why?!

You

Wait... don't tell me that the laser can actually erase memories...

Lethe

Nice. I knew it would work this time.

You

Lethe, wait a minute.

Lethe

What? I need to go.

You

You caused this mess. Where do you think you're slipping off to? Let me ask you something...

Lethe

You're being annoying again... Ugh, what is it? Make it quick.

You

Are you aware that the laser pointer is erasing memories?

Lethe

Of course. That's the fun part.

You

This isn't something you can laugh off as a prank!

Lethe

Why not?

You

What if someone forgets what happened and gets confused or hurt... Will you be able to take responsibility for that?

Lethe

Why should I take responsibility?

You

*Sigh* Let me rephrase. You can't use that laser pointer as you did on Festa or Erpin.

Lethe

Who'll make sure I have fun then?!

You

Ugh, you're seriously driving me crazy!

Erpin

...HEY!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT MY CAKE, LETHE?!

You

Erpin?!

Erpin

How many times, must I repeat? Look down below, under my feet. My cake tossed about, and I have no doubt - a replacement now, you stupid cow!

Lethe

Damn, her memories came back! You ruined my retreat!

You

Wow, Erpin, you're back with some killer rhymes!

Erpin

Don't you move! When Ner gets here, you're headed straight to the Weekend Farm, punk!

Lethe

Hah! Here's another hit!

Lethe's laser hits Erpin in the eyes again!

Erpin

Ahhh, my eyes!!! My eyes!!! My... my... my mouth needs to have some cake!

Lethe

See ya!

You

Stop, Lethe! Cut it out with that laser pointer!

4. Bring It, Naiaaaaaa!

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Bring It, Naiaaaaaa!

Elemental Mountain Lake

Lethe

Finally. Today's the day...

I've been waiting for this day...

???

You have? Why? You'll lose anyway...

Lethe

Nope! That will never happen!

Stop hiding like a coward and come on out, Gatekeeper of Elemental Mountain!

???

Make me! Pew, pew!

Lethe

Grrr, you're gonna get it!!!

Today, I'm finally going to show you who measures up to whom!

???

Pew, pew... I've always been taller than you, though...

Lethe

Wow, so not true, Naia.

Naia

Now! Take this! Naia's Dolphin Water Cannon! Splash, splash!

Naia shoots Lethe with the dolphin water gun in her hand. It was devastating!

Lethe

Blub, gurgle...!! *Gasp* Urgh... You coward...

Naia

Pew, pew, pew! You couldn't do anything! You just stood there and took it!

Lethe

Hmph, using weapons, huh? Fine. I knew it would come to this, so I brought something too. There!

Naia

Where?! Where?!

Lethe

Ha, right here!!

Lethe's ultimate attack, Laser Shot! However... it was underwhelming.

Lethe

Oh no... it failed... Gotta retreat for now!

Naia

Hehe, you're such a dumb-dumb!

Lethe

Why are you calling me a dumb-dumb?!

Naia

You tried pranking me with that thing last time, too. It didn't work, remember? That red light has no effect on me at all!

Lethe

It does too! I can get it to work, okay?!

Naia

Oh really?! Well, don't just stand there, then, and come at me! Don't hold back!

Lethe

You're trying to bait me so that you can land another sneak attack on me, aren't you?

Naia

Hehe, how'd you know?! Heh! Take this, Naia's Splash Attack!

Lethe

I won't fall for it this time! Here, have a taste of this! Lethe's Laser all the way from Monatium!

What was that quote? "They say life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy from afar"?

Naia

Ta-da! Lasers get distorted underwater. I'll just dive in, and it'll have no effect on me!

Lethe

But what if I attack now, right when you come out of the water for a second?

Naia

Eek!

The two lose themselves in an intense, sweat-inducing duel.

Naia

Sneak attacks are cheap shots!

Lethe

Oh, so when you do them, they're okay, but when I do them, they're cheap shots?!

Naia

Here's a baptism of water! They say you gotta drink lots of water to stay healthy!

Lethe

Ptooey!! I'm seriously going to get you back for that!

From a distance, it looks like the two of them are dancing wildly and making fools of themselves... That's when...!

Lethe

ACK!

*Splash!*

Lethe

My laser pointer! What do I do...? It slipped out of my hand...

Naia

Um, don't worry, Lethe!

Lethe

Why? What are you going to do?

*Gurgle... gurgle...*

Naia

...Ta-da! I just got it back for you!!

Lethe

That's not what I'm worried about...

Naia

Huh? Weren't you sad that you lost it?

Lethe

I was told that this breaks when it falls into water...

Lethe desperately presses the button on the laser pointer to no avail.

Naia

Oh, really? Waaah... What should we do?

Lethe

This is a disaster...

Naia

Wait... the weather's nice today. If we let it dry, maybe it'll work again?

Lethe

It's all over... I can't do anything now.

Naia

Don't say that. Let's just give it some time, okay...?

Lethe

.........

Naia

Waaaaaah... Letheeeeeee...

Lethe sulks, repeatedly pressing the button on the broken laser pointer.

*Click, click, click! PEW!!*

The laser pointer suddenly activates and shoots into Lethe and Naia's eyes!

Lethe

Huuuuuh...?

Naia

My head is spinning...

Lethe

Huuuh? Naiaaaa...? What aaaaare yoooou dooooing...?

Naia

Well, we were supposed to hang out today, so I was waiting for you!

Lethe

I seeee... Sooo... weeeee're aaaaat Eeeeeleeemeeeeentaaaal Laaaaaake, Naiaaaa?!

Naia

Hehe, you're so silly, Lethe!

Lethe

Noooo... yooooou're the siiiiilly oooone, Naiaaa...

Naia

Nuh-uh! I'm not silly!

Okay, let's settle this over a duel!

Lethe

Yooooou're oooooon! Leeeeet's doooo thiiiis! Bring it, Naiaaaaaa!

5. THAT Phantom Comes

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THAT Phantom Comes

Phantom Marsh

You

Alice! Perfect timing! Can you read my fortune?

Alice

Oh, what's gotten into you today, Master? You never come to me for a reading before I say anything!

You

Ugh... don't even get me started.

Ner keeps sneaking slave contracts into my documents...

Alice

Slave contracts? For you, Master?

You

And then there's Erpin! She goes around demanding that her snack fees be covered under the Order's budget!

Alice

Oh my, it seems the Queen hasn't changed one bit...

You

I'm already being pulled in all directions as it is, and now I've got this new little rascal who's been popping up...

She's been driving me crazy with that laser of hers!

Alice

I see. You've been under a lot of stress lately, huh?

You

Bingo!

Alice

And that's why you want me to read you your fortune?

You

Yeah! If this is what my life's going to be like going forward, I might seriously quit being Master!

Alice

Hmm... Okay! I was just feeling a bit bored anyway, so this is perfect!

Let's see what the cards have in store for you today!

Alice eagerly shuffles the cards and holds them out for Master.

Alice

Here. Close your eyes and slowly draw four cards.

Your choice

I close my eyes, and with a calm mind select four cards.

Alice

Let's see what we've got... The Hanged Phantom...

You

Uh, wait... is this a good one, Alice? It's not bad, is it?

Alice

It's fine. The Hanged Phantom represents a trial.

You

Oh, fine, huh—Hey! How's a trial "fine"?!

Alice

I mean... You're already struggling, aren't you? This just confirms that.

You

Y-Yeah...?

Alice

Okay, next we have... Hmm... I see, you drew The Emperor!

You

The Emperor? What does that signify?

Alice

As Master, you're doing your best to hold things together. That's The Emperor! It represents defense!

You

Whoa...! You're right! I'm really trying hard to hold on! Wow, you're actually on point today!

Alice

Listen, Master! My cards have never been wrong, got it?!

You

Oh, come on... "Never" is a bit of a stretch... Erm... okay, okay! You're right, keep going. What's the next one?

Alice

Ahem... Next, we have... The Moon...? Oh...

Alice's expression suddenly turns grave.

You

Why? What is it? Tell me!

Alice

The Moon signifies a hidden enemy and failure... That means...

You

What are you muttering to yourself?! Come on! Explain!

Without a word, Alice promptly flips over the final card...

Alice

Oh dear...

You

Wait, you still need to explain the last card! Why did you flip over the next on? Why is this one all red?

Alice quietly brings her hand to her eyes and covers them. Then...

You

Aaaah!!! My eyes!!!!

Lethe

Take that, Master!!! You're always getting in the way of my business!!!

You

Hey, you knew that was going to happen, right, Alice?! That was low... covering your own eyes without warning me!

Lethe

What are you talking about? I came for you without anyone knowing! Stay still!

You

Argh, seriously! Get that laser away from me!!!!

Alice

Okay, you two... Enjoy your flashy little time together.

You

Wait! Help, Alice! Where are you going?! Aaaaargh, my eyes!!!!

Once the commotion ends.

You

Lethe, you've had your fun now, so settle down and have a seat here.

Lethe

Hmph, if you're going to give me one of your boring lectures, save it. I can still fire some more!

You

I won't, I won't. I just wanted to chat with you for a bit.

Lethe

About what?

You

You’re darting all over the place, laser in hand, from the Werebeast Forest, to Monatium, and even the Sprite Kingdom... doesn't it wear you out?

Lethe

Why would I be tired? I'm having fun.

You

...I see. Do you terrorize—I mean, prank—other phantoms with your laser, too?

Lethe

Of course! There are no borders when it comes to pranks!

You

But the phantoms you prank won't just take it, will they? Aren't you afraid they'll come after you?

Lethe

I love the thrill that brings. That's what makes me a true champion.

You

That's absolute crap!

Lethe

If I feel scared, I just wipe that fear from my memory! With this laser, I am invincible!

You

You erase your own memories with that thing?

Lethe

Yeah. It's especially thrilling when I erase looming fear, you know?!

That's why targeting phantoms with my laser is more fun! Didn't know that, did you?!

You

I wanted to calm her down with this bit of small talk, but it seems to be riling her up even more...

Lethe

Except for her...

You

"Her"?

Lethe

If I erase her memories...*Shiver* It's the absolute worst.

You

Who are you talking about?

Just then, a chill creeps in.

Rim

What are you two doing...?

You

Oh, Rim! Lethe and I were just talking.

Lethe

Eeeek...!

Rim

Can me and my scythe join?

Lethe, face as white as a ghost, silently shakes her head at Master. Oblivious, Master says...

You

Of course! There are two of you and two of us! It's perfect!

Lethe

Master, look! I've got goosebumps!

You

Huh? What's up with you all of a sudden?

Rim

Did you hear that honk go down the stairs?

You

Huh? Honk? I don't see any stairs here...

Lethe

Don't encourage her! She's at it again!

Rim

The honk when the goose fell down the stairs and bumped its head... Goose... bump... Lethe got goosebumps? Pfft! Bahaha...

Lethe

Urgh... I'm outta here!! You two enjoy your cringe time together!!!

You

No, wait! Dont leave me here... my head hurts.

Rim

Your head hurts? Me too, a book just fell on my head...

...But I only have my shelf to blame! Pfft...

You

Oh... This is who Lethe meant... Oh, wait! That's why she...! Ohhhhh!

6. Forgetting vs. Forfeiting

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Forgetting vs. Forfeiting

Elemental Mountain Summit

Lethe

I'm pretty sure Espi ran down this path...

Hey, Espi! I promise not to shoot my laser, so come on out!

Not here? Then... you must be... HERE! Not here either?

What the hell... Today was a complete loss! All that effort for nothing!

Ugh, this won't do... I'd better hurry and...

*Flash!*

Lethe shoots the laser into her own eyes.

Lethe

Huuuuuh...?

Uuuurgh... Wheeeere aaaam IIIIIIII...?

IIII... haaaave to goooo hooooome...

Taaaaake meeeee hooooome...

Lethe wanders around with no sense of direction for quite a while.

Ui

Huh?!

Lethe

IIII'm gooooooing to gooooo hoooooome.

Ui

Hey, Lethe! What are you doing here?

Lethe

Whoooo aaaare yooou...?

Ui

It's me, Ui! Croakie, too!

Lethe

Whoooooo...?

Ui

Huh? You're acting really weird right now, Lethe. I'd better fix you!

Here, sit down for a second☆!

*Drip... Drip, drop!*

The sky slowly darkens, and raindrops start to fall.

Lethe

Urgh, that's cold! Why the sudden rain out of nowhere?

Ui

Are you okay now, Lethe?

Lethe

Ui? What are you doing here?

Ui

You were being strange, so I called for some drizzle☆!

Lethe

Eh? But it's cold! Hurry up and make the rain stop!

Ui

Aww... Well, since you seem better now, okay!

Ui spins her four-leaf clover, and the sky clears.

Ui

What brings you here today, Lethe?

Lethe

Well, I followed Espi here...

Ui

Espi? I've been here the whole time, but I never saw Espi here!

Lethe

Really? Well, whatever. That's what happened.

Ui

But... but... you were acting somewhat strange earlier, you know?!

Lethe

I was? How?

Ui

You were talking all slooow, like stretched out gum... And you didn't even know where you were!

Lethe

Forget it. Or else, I'll shoot you with my laser.

Ui

But you were so, so cute when you spoke with your drawn-out words☆!

Lethe

I'm gonna shoot!

Ui

Eek! Okay, okay.

So, anyway, you can erase memories with that laser?

Lethe

Well, technically, I can temporarily make others forget their memories.

Ui

Wow...! That's amazing☆!! You can make anyone lose their memories?!

Lethe

Forget, not lose. The laser works on you, me... everyone.

Ui

I see...! Then did you use the laser on yourself earlier?!

Lethe

That's right... Ugh, I told you to forget what you saw earlier!

Ui

Hehe, I will, I will. Hey, Lethe? When do you use the laser on yourself?

Lethe

Why do you ask?

Ui

Because I'm your friend, Lethe☆! Of course, I'd be curious about you!

Lethe

Hmm... I... um...

I... guess I use it when there's something I don't want to face.

Ui

Huh?! Something you don't want to face?

Lethe

You know... When I've been caught doing something wrong... Or when I should own up for something I've done...

Or even when someone makes an awful joke that I just can't endure.

Ui

Aha☆! So, mainly, when you think something will turn into a bad memory for you?!

Lethe

Well, something like that.

Ui

If that's the case, I can help you!

Lethe

You can? How?

Ui

I can completely erase any memory that troubles you!

Lethe

No way!

Ui

Why not? If we erase them completely, you and your memories can always get along forever...☆.

Lethe

I'm only trying to escape those moments temporarily. I'm not trying to mess up my memories forever!

Ui

But wouldn't it be nice to only have happy, good memories?

Lethe

But then that wouldn't really be me, would it?

Ui

Umm...

Lethe

Even if the memories come back and make me feel bad... Even if it makes me kick myself in embarrassment... That's all still me.

Ui

I'm not sure... I don't really understand...

Lethe

It's okay. I'm sorting it out in my head as I'm speaking to you.

Ui

I just always want you to be happy, Lethe☆! That's why I wanted you to know that I could make that happen☆!

Lethe

Thank you.

Ui

But I didn't do anything for you. Why are you thanking me?

Lethe

Because it's been a long time since I could seriously talk about my laser pointer like this. I was able to do it because I met you!

Ui

Then, you won't forget our time together?!

Lethe

Of course not.

Ui

So... you are happy now?!

Lethe

Yeah. It's all thanks to you, Ui.

Ui

Really?! Then Ui is happy, too☆!!