Diana's Intimacy story

Master. Could you please make the writing on the menu bigger? It's hard to read...

I'm not that old yet. It's just a bit blurry, that's all.

What? What did you say? I can't hear you.

It's a fraction of a second, but I swear I see Diana's eyes open slightly. My body freezes.

Unbelievable. Even the werebeasts, my own kind, can't tell if I'm a red deer or a roe deer.

The others? Fine... but a water deer?!?! That's going too far, Master!

I see even you're confused, Master...

*Chuckle* You tactfully deflected my question. I see you aren't the Master for nothing.

Please refrain from giving overly sweet food to the little werebeasts. They need to grow strong and healthy.

That's true, of course... but shouldn't we at least help them maintain a proper diet?

Please explain what you mean by "nowhere near you"...

Curfew laws...? What kind of world do you think we live in?

Are there any werebeasts causing trouble? They aren't being an annoyance, are they?

...You know exactly who I'm talking about. Anyway, please let me know if they get on your nerves. I'll give them a good beating with my staff.

Is it? Thank goodness. They must be getting along with the other races.

Have they been that awful...? Hmm... I'm sorry.

Are dragons also werebeasts? Does that mean those fairy tale dragons actually exist?

That's a shame. I thought there might actually be some giant, fire-breathing dragons somewhere in this world.

I'm a dragon werebeast...? Hmm... that might be possible...

I can't believe someone of your maturity would make such a joke... Let's act our age, shall we?

I took the little werebeasts on a field trip to Sprite Kingdom, and I'm worried that we caused a lot of trouble for them.

But other sprites won't be as understanding, will they?

They set a bakery on fire and almost smashed down the palace gates... dear me...

Exactly. Instead of offering lessons for the little ones to learn from, it shows them what they should avoid.

Do you think it's just us in this world? Or are there other beings out there somewhere?

You're an alien, too, Master. I wasn't talking about beings from another dimension, though...

Right? Even in our forest, there are several hidden werebeast villages.

You mean there's no need to worry about it right now? That sounds like wise.

Why do my joints ache whenever it gets cold? Is it because I don't exercise often enough?

Do I look that old? I guess I am getting on in years... *Groan*

I hate medicine... it's too bitter... Are you familiar with any foods that are used in traditional remedies?

It's a good idea, but I doubt they'll do as I say. What about you, Master? Can't you do it for me instead?

Do you not serve hot water here, Master?

My teeth are in good health, Master... Maybe I'll take a bite out of you to prove it?

Yes, safety first. You are thoughtful, Master.

You mean folks drink sweet coffee right after a meal? Oh, my... I don't know how they deal with the digestive discomfort...

I don't have time to relax since I'm always dealing with children who cause trouble.

I didn't even do such barbaric acts when I was younger, Master...

Thank you, but... I never said anything about my knees aching, did I...?

*Chuckle* Children make mistakes as they grow, yes.

Oof, my back... Even recycling is getting pretty tough these days.

Oh my, just saying that is really appreciated. Those young ones should watch and learn.

Hmm. I guess that's how it is. Come to think of it, this year I'll already be...

Master, how about we study recycling together again?

Hmm?! This taste...! Your cooking is...

It's a bit sweet. Hmm... I think you were influenced too much by the sprites' food culture.

Ah, it is a bit sweet, but there's no need. I appreciate the thought.

I have my own preferences too. Forcing food on people is not good behavior.

Master, do you happen to know any good disciplinary methods?

Unfortunately, "that one" has been causing a lot of trouble lately.

Didn't you say last time that we shouldn't use the rod? It seems like you've changed your tune.

You're right, using the rod probably isn't the best approach. Thanks for the advice.

Isn't there some food that's both tasty and nutritious? There are more picky eaters these days.

If it's nutritious, it doesn't taste good, and if it tastes good, you worry about the nutrition. It's quite the dilemma.

Well, not everyone has the same taste. There are those who like Caramel Popcorn too. I understand.

I hope I'm not being a burden to you. I'll research it together with you as well. Hehe.

Oh my. When will my dream of retirement ever come true...

Thank you. I feel like a warm drink also warms the heart.

I wonder if it's really just a little. I'm suddenly feeling down.

I've been so busy solving immediate problems that I haven't had time to think about that. After retirement... Hehe, it's nice to think about.

I finally got that health checkup I'd been putting off. I've been having such a hard time lately...

It wasn't very intrusive. The results were good too. I think I'm still in active service. Hehehe.

Oh my... What a flatterer. It seems your social skills are improving day by day.

Mmm... It must be because of my age after all. Sigh... I do miss my younger days a little.

Master. Is there anything you're hiding from me?

It seems there really isn't anything. Then you don't need to worry about it.

I can see you're stuttering and you keep looking away, so I'm certain. Would you like to step outside with me for a little chat?

There was a fire near the village recently. It looks like someone was roasting sweet potatoes.

Some tables here were broken... Did the werebeasts cause trouble?

Ugh... I'll have to set a date and give them a good scolding.

I'm sorry about that. I'll make sure to warn them next time.

No way! You, Master? You don't need to cover for them! You're too kind!

Do you think I might be a bit strict? I suddenly found myself wondering about that.

Hmm? What's with that look? You're expression says I'm too strict.

Hehe, thank you for saying that. I do it all because I want things to go well... but it's a little upsetting.

That's right, isn't it? If you're too lenient with them, they'll get out of hand.

Master, could I have a glass of cold water? It would be even better if it had ice floating in it.

Are you worried I might whine about it being too cold? I'm not that kind of person!

It has a refreshing taste. My head feels cool, my mind is more at ease.

You read me like a book. Phew... Would you mind listening to my venting? This might be a long story.