Weekend Event: Playground

Ahh, have you all heard?

On the outskirts of Sprite Kingdom, exists a legendary place...!!

What place might that be, you ask?

It goes by many names... but I prefer to call it this:

The Old Sprite Kingdom Playground of the Age of Savagery.

A place shuttered long ago.

No one asked, but Rollett starts babbling about something. She is definitely one strange witch.

Hah, hahahaha!

She stops her story and starts to laugh to herself. It seems she is unwell.

Well then, shall we continue?

The old Sprite Kingdom playground. A place not for the faint of heart.

She stubbornly continues and says her piece. How utterly shameless.

The old playground was a realm of terror, home to the Bone Breaker, Carnivorous Contraption, and Centrifugal Separator.

The Bone Breaker seems to refer to the rainbow ladder, the Carnivorous Contraption to the swing, and the Centrifugal Separator to the merry-go-round.

Seems heavily exaggerated, so caution is advised when recording or viewing.

That was truly a survival of the fittest type of place!

It was where the children of Sprite Kingdom once fought for dominance.

But even amongst such brutality, one figure appeared out of nowhere to become the final victor...

One who rendered souls from bodies on the merry-go-round and sent children flying with a push of the swing...

Let's play on the swings! I'll push!

A-Ahhh! This is so scary! I think I'm gonna go flying!

Is this how you spin this?

Urgh, I'm so dizzy! I think I'm going to barf up the baked goods I had earlier!

A true tyrant of the playground.

Her name was... Erpin!! The one who currently leads Sprite Kingdom.

Yes! The true Empress who survived the Age of Savagery!

Survival is power!

Rollett exaggerates how the Sprite Queen played with the children.

The children cried as they went flying and begged upon their knees, but the playground tyrant showed no mercy.

All that remains now are the marks of the tyrant, placed upon the playground like old wounds.

Heh. It is as if I can still hear the screams from that day.

Rollett claims to hear voices. It seems she must visit the hospital.

Eventually, the playground was closed for safety concerns.

However, dear listeners...!

Did you know this? That playground has recently reopened!

Apparently, it was opened up after a travelling magician happened upon it.

Every weekend, it's the survival of the fittest! A reenactment of the Age of Savagery! And all for a blood-red feast...!!

Rollett claims she reopened the playground herself. Very exaggerated description. Definite cringelord vibes.

Will you be able to survive?

The curtain rises, and the dice have already been cast!

May you find joy upon the playground.

Scribe, be sure to record every detail, everything up to the final victor!