Marie's Intimacy story

This is the perfect building to set on fire! Can I test it at some point?

Why so angry all of a sudden? I was talking about seeing if you meet the fire code.

Huh? Paying a fine wouldn't be enough? Ugh...

So, you're saying I ignite fiery feelings of love and loyalty in my family and friends? I absolutely enjoy that!

Why are there so many underground ruins in Elias? Was there an ancient civilization?

No, not really. Some other sprite would've already done that if there was any interest.

Maybe? Well, it doesn't matter who built it as long as there are relics worth some money.

Are you making fun of Sprite Kingdom? We live in the modern age!

How did they make explosives in your world, Master?

That's a bummer. Maybe the elves will know about it? Bombs from another world sounds fun!

I'm going to set them up here and there as a form of insurance... but don't worry! Not in your house, Master.

Hey, if you know something like that, maybe you should turn yourself in to the authorities...

So, why does the Order need a thief—I mean, an adventurer—like me?

I-I'm not a thief! And... for the right price, I'll be willing to part with a few items...

Do you require my assistance in bringing an enemy to justice? I'll send them flying in a flash of light!

Really? Hmm... I thought you'd have an important role for me...

Master! Do you also think I'm a little unusual for a sprite?

Hmmm... but Her Majesty is also a ticking time bomb, isn't she?

Right? I'm glad my efforts to fit in have worked!

Her Majesty got angry at me because she thought I resembled a robber she had seen before! I've already washed my hands of that life, though!

By the way, have you installed security devices around the banquet hall?

Um... because I'm just a bit worried for you? Th-That's all...!

That's what I thought! I planted some bombs around here, but nobody has come to get me.

Haha! You seem to have too much faith in yourself, Master. Why don't you leave it to me instead?

Sometimes I miss the good old days. It was easier times then...

What do you know, Master? It's good to take a trip down memory lane every now and then!

Uh... haha! Well, I lived an ordinary life! Now that I think about it, I don't even remember much!

It's half and half... Sometimes you have good days, sometimes bad... It's so-so.

Master, do you have plans to go to Witch Kingdom sometime? I'd love to go with you...

Yes! I can't wait to go on an adventure in Witch Kingdom!

If I go with you, I can freely rob— uh, I mean, freely look around—the ruins of Witch Kingdom!

What's with that tone?! You could've just said no! You didn't have to talk to me like I'm your pet dog!

Master, what sort of tasks did adventurers who explored ruins undertake in your world?

What? No way. They are supposed to be adventurers! How disappointing.

Do bad guys live in ruins? Sounds like fun!

They're real adventurers! Oh, I'd love to have such thrilling adventures too!

I have some leftover bombs from my expedition. It's okay to bring them in, right?

Huh? But I've already hidden quite a few here and—uh, n-never mind!

Thanks, Master! You're all prepared!

Sure! Feel free to use as much black sugar as you want!

A meal? That's really nice! When I was trapped in the cave, all I did was bite fingernails...

Of course I did! But I was with Her Majesty, so we ran out in no time.

Wouldn't it be smarter to bite on sugar-coated, never-worked-a-day fingernails if you had to? Why are you looking at me like that?

I set off a bomb at the entrance to keep everyone out, but then I realized... that was the only exit.

How many bombs do you think are hidden in the Banquet Hall right now?

So you're going for the obvious one first! Let's see how many you count, Master.

I can't hide bombs, but I can hide things that are more dangerous? Isn't it better to know what they are?

Look at you... trying to get me to clean the Banquet Hall for you... I'm not falling for that!

Mayo is such a good friend. We'll always be inseparable!

Haha, oh, stop! Although... our coolness can be pretty criminal at times!

Do I really even need to ask?

You think Mayo's bad? She can be a little obsessive, but she's nice!

Nobody gets me... I love peace, you know?

Isn't that how you keep the peace? Just walk around with a bomb and everyone minds their manners...

Things flare up here and there sometimes, but that's pretty normal... At least I behave myself!

You know... sometimes when you're just sitting there, you get the urge to mess with them. And when you're next to them, maybe set them off a bit... That counts as love, right?

Do you know what's great about going on adventures with Her Majesty?

You bet! I mean, she eats it all herself, though...

That's a little mean... I mean... I can't completely disagree, though...

Absolutely! No matter how lost or helpless we are, she'll be there to rescue us! I don't know how she knows, but it's amazing!

Ifrit doesn't seem to like me very much, but I get along well with the lesser fire elementals...

It smells toasty, and it sizzles. Isn't it nice? It smells like my favorite food.

Really?! That's a relief. I should toss her something explosive the next time I see her.

Huh? But they eat my gunpowder first... They say they like how they feel all "fired" up.

Which do you think is better? Getting stuck in the roof or the ground?

I've tried and it wasn't too bad. You can even see the stars and the moon clearly. It is a bummer if it rains, though.

Oh, you don't like holes in your roof, Master? I'll keep that in mind the next time I go over to your place.

Having walls, floors, and a roof is important to me! My goods are sensitive to temperature and humidity, okay?

I need to move my stash of bombs. They sent out another inspection team from the palace!

That can't be. The places Her Majesty knows about only have fake bombs planted there. To fool your enemies, you must first fool your allies!

I've tried that before. Someone keeps stealing a few here and there... It's really not easy...

Your pockets seem a bit empty though... I can put something nice and warm in there. It'd be perfect, don't you think?

Do you think the dragons would enjoy bombs? If I cozy up to Sist, maybe I can score a new business opportunity?

Right? One bomb blast is like ten of their punches!

...Does she really take everything like everyone says?

Why keep something this great to ourselves? The world beyond the Sprite Kingdom should be able to enjoy my goods, too!

Do you know how to pick locks, Master? It's a desirable skill in high circles these days.

Isn't it a secret society where folks get together away from the watchful eyes of the kingdom?

It's necessary in case you lose the key. See? The key to the Banquet Hall is in my hand right now!

Wow! Really? Please pick the lock to the royal vault for me! I'll pay you well for it.